The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, January 25, 1907, Image 3

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HOUSEHOLD FRIEND
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Peruna is a household friend i
more than a million homes This
number is increasing every day
Peruna has become a household word
all over the English speaking world
It is an old tried remedy for all ca
tarrhal diseases of the head throat
lungs stomach kidneys bladder and
female organs
Ask Your Druggist for Free Peruni
Almanac for 1907
Shakespeare as Novel Hero
William Shakespeare is the hero of
a new and striking novel by the Dan
ish woman writer Sophus Banditz
Moreover British and American read
ers wiU probably sooii have a chance
to read this tale for Queen Alexandra
who recently read it in the original
rras so much impressed by it that she
advised the authoress to have it
translated into English This transla
tion is now proceeding and the Eng
lish version is to be dedicated to the
queen who is herself a Dana
The extraordinary popularity of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice of Starch a matter of great im
portance Defiance Starch being free
from all injurious chemicals is the
only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics Its great strength as a stiff
sner makes half the usual quantity of
Starch necessary with the result of
perfect finish equal to that when the
goods were new
Youthful Astronomer
Robert H Baker formerly of the
Amherst faculty is assistant astrono
mer of the Allegheny observatory at
the age of 23
Give Defiance Starch a fair trial
try it for both hot and cold starching
and if you dont think you do better
work in less time and at smaller cost
return it and your grocer will give
you back your money
Every time a man accepts a 10 cent
gift it costs him a dollar
BRING GOOD HEALTH
Dr William Pink Pills Used After
the Grip Arrest Fatal Decline and
Rebuild the System
Any bodily weakness caused by a
deficiency in the blood can be cured
by the use of Dr Williams Pink Pills
because these pills actually make new
blood After attacks of the grip the
blood is generally run down and the
patient continues to decline
Abent three years ago says Mrs
Jennie Cowan of 718 N Henry
Street Wlest Bay City Mich I
caught a severe cold which ran into
the grip I was confined to my bed
lor two weeks At the end of that
time I was able to be about but was
completely run down I was so weak
I could hardly stand my cheeks had
no color and I felt faint My heart
would flutter and it was difficult for
me to breathe at times Neuralgia
settled in the back of my head and
stomach and I suffered from rheuma
tism in my shoulders
I had the care of the best doctor
in towa but became no better until a
friend told me one day how she had
been cured by Dr Williams Pink
PHls and I decided to try them I
soon felt better and continued using
them until I was entirely cured They
built me up again to perfect health
and I use them now whenever I feel
at all sick and they always help me
Dr Williams Pink Pills are inval
unaWe in such cases as well as in
other blood diseases because they not
only drive off the germs of the disease
but build up the system The pills
have cured anaemia rheumatism after-effects
of fevers neuralgia and
many other severe disorders
Dr Williams Pink Pills are sold
by aH druggists or sent postpaid on
Teceipt of Ttice 50 cents per bos
Kir boxes S250 by the Dr Williams
Medicine Company Schenectady N Y i
FORGOTTEN
LETTERS
Quite recently according to the
public prints a M st
as Thackeray would put it
had occasion to regret the writing of
certain letters
He may if this be true console him
self with the reflection that there are
many many others There is a man
in Washington who only the other
afternoon experienced perhaps a keen
er mortification over certain letters
ihat he had written than any
ever did
It was a rainy afternoon and his
wife was doing some ante Christmas
rummaging in one of her old trunks
From that trunk she plucked a pack
age of old rather faded letters neatly
tied up in cerise ribbon and then she
came downstairs to where her hus
band was attempting to read the
newspaper There was a certain ma
licious twinkle in her generally ami
able eye
You used to care for me in those
days was her curious way of open
Ing the conversation
Iluh said her husband looking
up vaguely from his paper Whats
that
Used to love me then she said
untying the packet of letters and pull
ing one of them from its envelope
What days Whatchoo talking
about Whatchoo got there he
asked
Oh some letters she replied
placidly Some of your
Oh rubbish Matilda he broke in
Please lemme alone Im reading
Heres one of them written shortly
after we were engaged she went on
unheedingly I am not a wealthj
man she quoted from the faded page
but I can at least my darling strew
the path for your adorably dainty feel
with wild roses and poppies
Oh I say he broke in flag that
wont you Whats the answer to all
his Please lemme lone Cant you
see that Im reading
And heres another passage she
went on remorselessly When I look
nto your dear violet eyes I feel stir
ring within me the awalcenings of a
new life the moving harbingers ol
something higher and
Please cut it out my dear plead
ad the husband his face reddening
Horrible rot Wish youd lemme
lone
Heres another one written about
40 minutes later you used to write
me about nine letters a day then you
know dear You say here When 1
hold you in my arms and inhale the
dewy sweetbriar fragrance of your
unny hair I feel as Paris must have
felt when he clasped Helen to his
heart in the golden antique years
Oh for Heavens sake can that
rot wont you please Matilda the
nan begged but it was no use
And then you go on to say Never
since the Chaldean shepherds watched
their flocks in the dusks and twilights
Df the ancient world has woman been
worshiped as I worship my Matilda
Xever since
Great Caesar what a muff what a
muttonhead I must have been
groaned the husband What a
Why I think its real nice really
said his wife with a sort of retrospec
tive smile on her face I couldnt
understand a good deal that you
wrote of course because you know
you were such a er florid and
stylish writer my dear but Well
here is something that I understood
though a At the outset of the dear
journey which we are to take hand in
hand I promise you that never once
-shall you hear so much as an unkind
word cross my
Say look here Matilda that junk
all runs for Sweeney Please forget
it What the deuce is your idea in
springing it on me now when
This sounds nice too Those
precious lily white and hyacinth
sweet hands of yours shall never have
to be soiled with
Tell you one thing Im going to
23 out o here Matilda if you dont
drop that I wont sit here like a flat
head and listen to you unreeling that
kind o
You used to think so much of my
ears too Listen to what you said of
em here They have the dainty
elusive tint of such a beauteous sea
shell as that in which Venus must
have risen from the sea and
There may have been worse lob
sters than I was when I uncoiled all
pf that superheated steam but if there
Jwere Id like to have a peek at em
just for the sake of
And my nose too you used to be
so fond of Shaped like Clyties and
with the most adorable little solitary
freckle perched right on the bridge
and
Its hard to believe that 1 ever took
my pen in hand to scribble such in
Ternal gibberish Dont believe I wrote
such stuff at all Dont believe I ever
vwas such a noody naddy as to
And heres where you say - T
shall idolize you even when you are
old and when your dear head is all
silvered over and the little lines of
Times making are
Thatll be about all o that said
the husband then bounding up Me
for out of doors Swell gag when a
mans fired out of his own house on a
drizzly day just because his wife In
sists upon etc etc
Then and then only when he was
making for his overcoat and hat did
she put the letters away thus permit
ting him to sit by his own fireside v
Why does that is to say why did
anybody ever write such letters
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TERRIBLE TO RECALL
Five Weeks In Bed With Intensely
Painful Kidney Trouble
Mrs Mary Wagner of 1307 Kossuth
fcvenue Bridgeport Conn says I
was so weak
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ened and gener
ally run down
with kidney dis
ease that for a
long time I could
not do my work
and was five
weeks in bed
There was con
tinual bearing
down pain ter
rible backaches
headaches and
at times dizzy spells when everything
was a blur before me The passages
of the kidney secretions were irregu
lar and painful and there was con
siderable sediment and odor I dont
know what I would have done but
for Doans Kidney Pills I could see
an improvement from the first box
and five boxes brought a final cure
Sold by all dealers 50 cents a box
Foster Mllburn Co Buffalo N Y
Life Without Mind
The possibility of life without mind
while not subject to positive proof is
a theory that has gained considerable
strength recently through its advocacy
by Dr L Laloy librarian of the
Academy of Sciences Paris He be
lieves that many of the smaller living
organisms such as insects are mere
moving machines having no more in
telligence than may be ascribed to
plants He refers to the well known
fact that insects are attracted by light
often to their own destruction and as
cribes it to the same cause that in
clines the plant to grow toward the
light
You can also tell a man by the com
pany he doesnt keep
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flammation allays pain cure wind colic 25c a bottle
Love your enemies but not John
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most twice as much as any other dye and
cost you the same 10c per package
Naturally a man would rather part
his hair than part with It
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If you want to see a man act silly
hunt up one who is jealous
Panthers and Grizzly Bears
Shin Furs Pelts McMillan Fur Wool
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Virtue is its own reward or its own
punishment as the case may be
on always Ret full value in Lewis
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There is no cure for the indigestion
caused by being compelled to eat your
own words
Top Prices for Hides Furs Pelts
Write for circular No 0 NV W Hide
Co Minneapolis Minnesota
Isnt it strange that men who brag
always brag about something that
doesnt interest you in the least
Garfield Tea the ncrh remedy which is
Guaranteed under the Pure booil and
Drugs Law should he taken to regulate
the Liver Kidneys stomach and bowels
and to purify the blood
A woman gets almost as much sat
isfaction out of a eood cry as a man
does out of a smile
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WOMEN SUFFER
Many women suffer in silence and
drift along from bad to worse know
ing well that they ought to have
immediate assistance
How many women do yon know
who are perfectly well una titronR
Thecuusc may he cauily traced to
some feminine derangement which
manifests itself in depression of
spirits reluctance to go anywhere
or do anything backache dragging
sensations flatulency nervouwieBS
and sleeplessness
These symptoms are but warnings
that there is danger ahead and un
less heeded a life of suffering or a
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Miss J F Walsh of 328 W 3fith St New York City writes Lydia
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restoring my health I suffered from fenrnlu illness which caused
dreadful headaches dizziness and dull pains in my back but your
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Mrs Pinkhams Standing Invitation to Women
Women suffering from any form of female weakness arc invited to
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Pains at the waist back front or side are nearly sure proof of female trouble
Some other signs are headache pressing down pains irregular functions restless
ness cold limbs nervousness etc These pains may be allayed the system braced
and the womanly functions regulated by the use of
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