The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, November 25, 1904, Image 7

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THE PILLS THAT
CURE
RHEUMATISM
Mrs Henry Story of No
532 Muskingdum Ave Zanes
ville Ohio says My husband
suffered from rheumatism so
that he could hardly stand His
back hurt and he had such
pain in his left arm that he
could not rest night or day
The doctor did him no good
and it was not until he tried
Dr Williams Pink Pills that
he was helped Six boxes cured
him completely and he has not
had an ache or a pain since
We think the pills are the best
medicine in the world
DrWilliams
Pink Pills
for Pale People
cure rheumatism because they
make new blood It would be
folly not to try a remedy with
such a convincing record of
cures
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS
The Wabash is the Only Line Landing
You at the Worlds Fair
Rround trip rates from Omaha are
es follows 850 sold daily except
Friday and Saturday good 7 days
1380 sold daily good 15 days The
Wabash is the only line tbjat lands
passengers at the main entrance of the
Worlds Fair grounds Also the only
line that can check your baggage to
the Worlds Fair station Think what
a saving of time annoyance and ex
tra car fare
All agent 3 can sell you through
ticket and route you over the Wabash
Very low rates to many points South
Southeast For beautiful Worlds Fair
folder anu all information call at 1601
5 Farnam St or address Harry E
Moores Gen Agt Pass Dept Wab
R R Omaha Neb
How Many Legs Has a Wasp
A London weekly offers a 50 prize
for the answer to the question Has
a wasp eight legs
More Flexible and Lasting
wont shake out or blow out by using
Defiance Starch you obtain better re
sults than possible with any other
brand and one third more for same
money
v Real religion never has to advertise
for a chance to do good
All Signs Fatt in a Dry Time
THE SIGN OF THE FISH
NEVER FAI3LS Ef A 1VET TIME
In ordering Towers Slickers
a customer writes I knout
Ithey will be all right if they
have the Fish on thetTu
This confidence is tho out-
growth of sixty nine years of
careful manufacturing
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ACETYLENE GENERATOR
2nnXrom anything else la the world except the son
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MONARCH ACETYLENE GAS CO
1012 Farnam St Omaha Neb
ASK YOUR WIFE
If she thinks you ought to be good to your scalp
and keep the hair nature gave you She knows
THEN ASK YOUR BARBER
about UNDOMA the greatest hair saver of the
age Its guaranteed He knows
Send us your name for free treatment
THE UNDOMA COMPANY OMAHA
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LL write for our 100 paee catalogue
A j showing 10000 articles at cut prices
rf PATENT MEDICINES RUBBER
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fJL SHERMAN McCOMELL DRUG 0
Cor 16th and Dodge Omaha Neb
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For SO years lias made a specialty
of DISEASES OF MEN Eight
een years In Omaha His Homo
Treatment has permanenilv
cured thousands at small co
Save timo and money by descrlli
injr your case and -write for Fre
book and terms of treatment Med
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7C6 Office 215 South Uth Street
Omaha Nebraska
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the best otuuTY niniicrn
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No 481904
BEGGS CHERRY C0UGK
SYRUP cares coughs and colds
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The First Drop Counts
Percy Molly for your sake Id shed
the last drop of my blood
Molly Yes all young men say that
But somehow they seem very careful
never to shed the first drop New
Yorker
The Best Place for It
Id like to make a good safe bet on
the election said Chance What
would you advise
Put your money In it by all
ians replied Mr Wise
In what
A good safe
Who Was Conceited
If theres anything I hate its a
conceited person and that Blowley is
certainly the limit
What makes you think him con
ceited
He told someone he knew as much
as I know
A Money Making Combination
Friend How are you doing now
Scribbler First rate Rev Mr
Saintlie and I have gone into partner
ship Making money hand over fist
Eh How do you manage
I write books and he denounces
them New York Weekly
Nothing Fast About Him
Gladys sighing Oh dear he
hasnt proposed yet
Ethel Well what can you expect of
a chap who never runs his auto over
ten miles an hour Puck
A Common Occurrence
Wife Thats a pretty legend about
Leander being drowned while trying to
swim the Hellespont to Hero isnt it
Husband Duplicated continually in
modern life my dear
Wife I dont understand
Husband Every day I hear of some
man going under because he attempt
ed to come across in response to his
wifes demands
His Evening Welcome
Newliwed My wife is a very thor
ough and methodical housekeeper
Shes a great trouble saver
Nagget Sgs mine All the trou
ble she has during the day she saves
up to fire at me when I come home at
night
Spelling and Digestion
Towne My objection to these
French restaurants is the difficulty of
understanding what the menu says I
NOVELTY TO PRINCE HENRY
Reward for the First Man Who Called
Him a Blockhead
Prince Henry of Prussia while rid
ing in an automobile near Kiel recent
ly suddenly found his way blocked by
a large farm wagon which was going
at a snails pace The princes chauf
feur blew his horn over and over
again but it produced no effect on the
sturdy old farmer who was guiding
the sluggish horses and finally the
prince told the chauffeur to try to
pass the wagon at all hazards This
he did and though the passage was
very narrow he skilfully managed to
avoid an accident The horses
plunged however as the puffing ma
chine passed by them and the old
farmer roused from his apathy
poured forth a storm of maledictions
on the stalwart gentleman in the au
tomobile
Youre nothing but a big block
head he finally shouted and at the
words the prince whispered to the
chauffeur who at once left the car
riage and went up to the old man
What do you mean by calling his
royal highness a blockhead he ask
ed him
Heavens above Is that his royal
highness stammered the farmer
Good Lord I didnt know twas him
All right answered the chauffeur
The prince is satisfied that you did
not know him and as you are the first
person who has ever called him a
blockhead he wishes to return the
compliment by presenting you with
these five dollars
In Kansas After the War
After the civil war a Boston man
was stopping at the Planters house
the principal hotel of Leavenworth
Kan and coming down to breakfast
late one morning he partook of that
meal with the landlord
Well Mr said the landlord
how do you like our western coun
try
I like it very well said the Bos
ton man or would if society here
were in a more settled state
Nonsense said the landlord our
society is as settled as that of Bos
ton
Just then a man named Anthony
burst into the dining room and out of
a back door with a man named Jen
nison pumping lead at him at every
jump and following him out into the
outbuilding in the rear of the hotel
- How about society being as settled
here as in Boston said the Boston
man as he and the landlord crawled
out from under opposite sides of the
table
I had forgotten about that Anthony
Jennison matter said the landlotd
but If Doc Jennison has caught up
with Anthony that is settled by this
time Boston Herald
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old w
cant read the names of half tho
dishes some of them are hard enough
even to spell
Browne Well my experience is
that most of them spell indigestion
Philadelphia Press
Too Light
Ugh grunted Mr Skinnay who
was being uncomfortably crowded by
the jolly looking fat man these cars
should charge by weight
Think so replied the fat man
why theyd hardly think it worth
while to stop for you
There Is Indeed
City Editor Why do you say he ran
into the police station puffing and
blowing Puffing and blowing
are synonymous
Reporter Not at all Theres a
vast difference for instance between
puffing a man up and blowing him up
Literal Fulfillment of a Prediction
Biggsley ought to be much pleased
over the success of one of his prophe
cies
How was that
Why he said that a certain HUle
fellow who used to work in an adjoin
ing office was bound to rise in the
world
And did it come true
Yes The boy grew up and became
an expert porch climber
He Was Envious
The Groom You look envious old
man
Best Man Well I am
The Groom thinking hes it Of
whom
Best Man Of the minister He told
me you gave him 10
Hadnt Tried It
Mrs Pinkleigh Have you tried that
new complexion cream that has just
been placed on the market
Mrs Newrich No I dont think our
milkman handles it
No Mistake
Diggs Poor Blowitz The fool
killer got him at last
Biggs Why I thought it was a case
of suicide
Diggs So it was
Asked and Answered
Professor if a patient had drunk
sulphuric acid what would you give
him
Medical tStudent Id give him up
The Fictitious Bootjack
That Thomas cat must be very
old said the first feline
I guess he is replied the other
Oh he must beor else hes just
using his imagination He claims to
have seen a bootjack once in his young
days
TO KEEP FLOWERS FRESH
Will Last Three or Four Weeks if
Treated Properly
Cut flowers when properly treat
ed said a florist can be made to
look fresh for three or four weeks
Every night take them out of the wa
ter and thoroughly rinse the stalks un
der a faucet removing with the fin
gers any decomposed matter Then
put them to bed for the night in a
basin of strong soap suds but be
careful not to allow any water to
touch the blossoms The soap suds
supply a certain amount of nourish
ment
In the morning rinse the stalks un
der the water again and as each blos
som is arranged for the day in the
vase of fresh water snip off a tiny
portion of the stalk with a pair of scis
sors Always carefully trim away any
faded part
Food for the day is supplied by
sulphate of ammonia a few drops of
which should be added to the water
put in the vase At night put the
flowers into some dark cool place
say a pantry as it is not good either
for the flowers or for the household
that they should remain all the time
in the living rooms
To revive cut flowers put them into
warm salt water to which has been
added a few drops of sulphate of am
monia Cut flowers are constantly
sent by express and through the mails
but seldom in such a fashion as to
preserve their bloom and freshness
To effect this pack them in a light
wooden box lined with cotton or wad
ding laying over this a sheet of tis
sue paper Then lay the flowers not
on top of each other but in rows side
by side the blossoms of each row on
the stems of their neighbors
Pack closely otherwise the flow
ers will be displaced and injured in
the journey Before packing they
should stand in water for several
hours in order to absorb moisture
enough to keep them from withering
It is not good to sprinkle them too
heavily after they are in the box for
without air this is likely to produce
mildew St Louis Republic
Capturing Wild Horses
The work of capturing wild horses
in the vicinity of Fox mountain and
Madeline plains has begun and sever
al animals have been taken
This country is practically a wild
unbroken stretch of mountains in
western Nevada and eastern Califor
nia that is too rough for any purpose
except grazing and over which several
thousand head of wild horses roam
The captured animals are Invariably
small but well proportioned and prove
to be hardy serviceable and obedient
after being broken Cedarville Corre
spondence Sacramento Bee
Flesh of Bear and Camel
Tn Germany bears flesh is greatly
favored and smoked bear tongues
tiams and sausages are both appetiz
ing and expensive Ever since Paris
in the siege of 1870 71 was driven to
eating up the animals at the zoo
camels flesh has been demanded by
French gourmets Remarkably like
jeef in appearance it is as tender as
real and there are Parisians who im
port it regularly from Algeria
Wood in Iceland
Iceland has been found to be not so
Jestitute of trees as commonly report
ed Prof Prytz of Copenhagen finds
hat it contains rees of considerable
ize A country so cold will not stand
he reckless destruction of trees which
t has endured in common with other
mce heavily wooded regions With
are it is believed that Iceland may
fet be covered with forests
Simple Remedy for Glass Wounds
If cut by glass examine wound care
ully cleans with antiseptics holding
he wound over an empty bowl and re
peatedly squeezing the antiseptic into
he wound When sure that there is
bo glass left in wet a compress in
he solution and bind on with a dry
oandage For a simple cut wet com
press in antiseptic solution and bind
on firmly
Saved with Fishing Rod
While fishing in Lifford reservoir
the caretaker of Stirchley Institute
Birmingham England saw a domes
tic servant named Annie Curtis throw
herself into the water Being unable
to swim he cast for her with the rod
and catching the hook in the girls
clothing he managed to bring her
safely to shore
School Children Are Wily
Under a new rule women inspectors
pisit the public schools of London and
inspect the pupils Those that are not
olean are sent home But already it
las been found that some of the chil
iren smear themselves with mud be
fore entering school in hope that an
inspector will pay a visit
Hows This
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
ase of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catnrrh Cure
F J CHENEY CO Toledo O
We the yderslgned have known F J Cheney
ror the last u years and belleTe him perfectly hon
orable In all Dullness transactions and financially
ible to carry out any obligations made by his firm
Waldino Kinnan t Martin
Wholesale DrucKlsts Toledo O
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally acting
Ilrectly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
lystem Testimonials sent free Price 75 cent per
bottle Sold by nil DruRplsts
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
Kept Out Witches
In England up to comparatively re
cent times horsehoes were extens
ively used almost everywhere as anti
witch charms and the custom is not
even yet an extinct one No witch it
used to b said could enter a build
ing over the door of which a horse
shoe or better still three horse
shoes nad been affixed prongs down
ward
Synonyms for I
The Japanese language contains no
fewer than eighteen synonyms for
the personal pronoun I one for
each class of people and etiquette i
makes it unlawful for a person be
longing to one rank in society to make
use of the pronoun pertaining to an
other
Bar Unvaccinated Persons
Thirteen British life insurance of
fices decline proposale from unvac
cinated persons
A prominent club woman
Mrs Danforth of St Joseph
Mich tells how she was cured
of falling of the womb and its
accompanying pains and misery
byLydia E Pinkhams Vegetable
Compound
Deaij Mrs Pinkhasi Life looks
dark indeed when a woman feels that
her strength is fading away and she has
xo hopes of ever being restored Such
was my feeling a few months ago when
I was advised that my poor health was
caused by prolapsus or falling of the
womb The words sounded like
knell to me I felt that my sun had set
hut Iiydia E Pinkhams Vege
table Compound came to me as an
elixir of life it restored the lost forces
and built me up until my good health
returned to me For four months I
took the medicine daily and each dose
added health and strength I am so
thankful for thehelp I obtained through
its use Mks Flokence Danforth
1007 Miles Ave St Joseph Mich
5000 forfeit If original of above letter proving
genuineness cannot be produced
FREE MEDICAL ADVICE
TO WOMEN
Women would save time and
much sickness if they would
write to Mrs Pinkham for advice
as soon as any distressing1 symp
toms appear It is free and has
put thousands of women on the
right road to recovery
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For Golds and
Excellent
PERUNA is known from the Atlantic
to the Pacific Letters of
ulation and commendation testify
ing to the merits of Peruna as a catarrh
remedy are pouring in from every State
of the Union
Dr Hartman is receiving hundreds
of such letters daily All classes write
these letters from the hicrhest to the
lowest
The outdoor laborer the indoor arti
san the clerk the editorthe statesman
the preacher all aoree that Peruna is
me catarrn remedy ot the age
The stage and rostrum recognizing
catarrh as their greatest enemy are es
pecially enthusiastic in their praise and
testimony
Any man who wishes perfect health
must be entirely free from catarrh
Catarrh is well nigh universal almost
omnipresent
Peruna is the only absolute safeguard
known A cold is the beginning of
catarrh To prevent colds to cure colds
is to cheat catarrh of its victims
Peruna not only cures catarrh but
prevents It Every household should
be supplied with this great remedy for
coughs colds and so forth
The Ex Governor of Oregon is an
ardent admirer of Peruna He keeps it
continually in the house
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OREGON
In His Family
Finds It an
Remedy
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The Magnificent State Capitol Building at Salem Oregon
PRAISE FROM THE EX GOVERNOR OF OREGON
In a letter to The Peruna Medicine
Co he says
Statk of
Executive Dkiaiitment
Tho Peruna Medicine Co Columbus O
Dear Sirs I have had occasion to
use your Peruna medicine In my fam
ily for colds and It proved to be an ex
cellent remedy I have not had oc
casion to use It for other aliments
Yours very truly
W M Lord
It will be noticed that the Ex-Governor
says he has not had occasion to
use Peruna for other ailments Tho
reason for this is most other ailments
begin with a cold
Using Peruna to promptly cure colds
he protects his family against other
ailments
This is exactly what every other
family in the United States should dc
keep Peruna in the house Use it for
coughs colds la grippe and other
climatic affections of winter and there
will be no other ailments in the house
Such families should provide them
selves with a copy of Dr Hartmans
free book entitled Chronic Catarrh
Address Dr S B Hartman President
of The Hartman Sanitarium Colum
bus Ohio All corresrjondence held
strictly confidential
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