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know A Money Making Combination Friend How are you doing now Scribbler First rate Rev Mr Saintlie and I have gone into partner ship Making money hand over fist Eh How do you manage I write books and he denounces them New York Weekly Nothing Fast About Him Gladys sighing Oh dear he hasnt proposed yet Ethel Well what can you expect of a chap who never runs his auto over ten miles an hour Puck A Common Occurrence Wife Thats a pretty legend about Leander being drowned while trying to swim the Hellespont to Hero isnt it Husband Duplicated continually in modern life my dear Wife I dont understand Husband Every day I hear of some man going under because he attempt ed to come across in response to his wifes demands His Evening Welcome Newliwed My wife is a very thor ough and methodical housekeeper Shes a great trouble saver Nagget Sgs mine All the trou ble she has during the day she saves up to fire at me when I come home at night Spelling and Digestion Towne My objection to these French restaurants is the difficulty of understanding what the menu says I NOVELTY TO PRINCE HENRY Reward for the First Man Who Called Him a Blockhead Prince Henry of Prussia while rid ing in an automobile near Kiel recent ly suddenly found his way blocked by a large farm wagon which was going at a snails pace The princes chauf feur blew his horn over and over again but it produced no effect on the sturdy old farmer who was guiding the sluggish horses and finally the prince told the chauffeur to try to pass the wagon at all hazards This he did and though the passage was very narrow he skilfully managed to avoid an accident The horses plunged however as the puffing ma chine passed by them and the old farmer roused from his apathy poured forth a storm of maledictions on the stalwart gentleman in the au tomobile Youre nothing but a big block head he finally shouted and at the words the prince whispered to the chauffeur who at once left the car riage and went up to the old man What do you mean by calling his royal highness a blockhead he ask ed him Heavens above Is that his royal highness stammered the farmer Good Lord I didnt know twas him All right answered the chauffeur The prince is satisfied that you did not know him and as you are the first person who has ever called him a blockhead he wishes to return the compliment by presenting you with these five dollars In Kansas After the War After the civil war a Boston man was stopping at the Planters house the principal hotel of Leavenworth Kan and coming down to breakfast late one morning he partook of that meal with the landlord Well Mr said the landlord how do you like our western coun try I like it very well said the Bos ton man or would if society here were in a more settled state Nonsense said the landlord our society is as settled as that of Bos ton Just then a man named Anthony burst into the dining room and out of a back door with a man named Jen nison pumping lead at him at every jump and following him out into the outbuilding in the rear of the hotel - How about society being as settled here as in Boston said the Boston man as he and the landlord crawled out from under opposite sides of the table I had forgotten about that Anthony Jennison matter said the landlotd but If Doc Jennison has caught up with Anthony that is settled by this time Boston Herald j 3 old w cant read the names of half tho dishes some of them are hard enough even to spell Browne Well my experience is that most of them spell indigestion Philadelphia Press Too Light Ugh grunted Mr Skinnay who was being uncomfortably crowded by the jolly looking fat man these cars should charge by weight Think so replied the fat man why theyd hardly think it worth while to stop for you There Is Indeed City Editor Why do you say he ran into the police station puffing and blowing Puffing and blowing are synonymous Reporter Not at all Theres a vast difference for instance between puffing a man up and blowing him up Literal Fulfillment of a Prediction Biggsley ought to be much pleased over the success of one of his prophe cies How was that Why he said that a certain HUle fellow who used to work in an adjoin ing office was bound to rise in the world And did it come true Yes The boy grew up and became an expert porch climber He Was Envious The Groom You look envious old man Best Man Well I am The Groom thinking hes it Of whom Best Man Of the minister He told me you gave him 10 Hadnt Tried It Mrs Pinkleigh Have you tried that new complexion cream that has just been placed on the market Mrs Newrich No I dont think our milkman handles it No Mistake Diggs Poor Blowitz The fool killer got him at last Biggs Why I thought it was a case of suicide Diggs So it was Asked and Answered Professor if a patient had drunk sulphuric acid what would you give him Medical tStudent Id give him up The Fictitious Bootjack That Thomas cat must be very old said the first feline I guess he is replied the other Oh he must beor else hes just using his imagination He claims to have seen a bootjack once in his young days TO KEEP FLOWERS FRESH Will Last Three or Four Weeks if Treated Properly Cut flowers when properly treat ed said a florist can be made to look fresh for three or four weeks Every night take them out of the wa ter and thoroughly rinse the stalks un der a faucet removing with the fin gers any decomposed matter Then put them to bed for the night in a basin of strong soap suds but be careful not to allow any water to touch the blossoms The soap suds supply a certain amount of nourish ment In the morning rinse the stalks un der the water again and as each blos som is arranged for the day in the vase of fresh water snip off a tiny portion of the stalk with a pair of scis sors Always carefully trim away any faded part Food for the day is supplied by sulphate of ammonia a few drops of which should be added to the water put in the vase At night put the flowers into some dark cool place say a pantry as it is not good either for the flowers or for the household that they should remain all the time in the living rooms To revive cut flowers put them into warm salt water to which has been added a few drops of sulphate of am monia Cut flowers are constantly sent by express and through the mails but seldom in such a fashion as to preserve their bloom and freshness To effect this pack them in a light wooden box lined with cotton or wad ding laying over this a sheet of tis sue paper Then lay the flowers not on top of each other but in rows side by side the blossoms of each row on the stems of their neighbors Pack closely otherwise the flow ers will be displaced and injured in the journey Before packing they should stand in water for several hours in order to absorb moisture enough to keep them from withering It is not good to sprinkle them too heavily after they are in the box for without air this is likely to produce mildew St Louis Republic Capturing Wild Horses The work of capturing wild horses in the vicinity of Fox mountain and Madeline plains has begun and sever al animals have been taken This country is practically a wild unbroken stretch of mountains in western Nevada and eastern Califor nia that is too rough for any purpose except grazing and over which several thousand head of wild horses roam The captured animals are Invariably small but well proportioned and prove to be hardy serviceable and obedient after being broken Cedarville Corre spondence Sacramento Bee Flesh of Bear and Camel Tn Germany bears flesh is greatly favored and smoked bear tongues tiams and sausages are both appetiz ing and expensive Ever since Paris in the siege of 1870 71 was driven to eating up the animals at the zoo camels flesh has been demanded by French gourmets Remarkably like jeef in appearance it is as tender as real and there are Parisians who im port it regularly from Algeria Wood in Iceland Iceland has been found to be not so Jestitute of trees as commonly report ed Prof Prytz of Copenhagen finds hat it contains rees of considerable ize A country so cold will not stand he reckless destruction of trees which t has endured in common with other mce heavily wooded regions With are it is believed that Iceland may fet be covered with forests Simple Remedy for Glass Wounds If cut by glass examine wound care ully cleans with antiseptics holding he wound over an empty bowl and re peatedly squeezing the antiseptic into he wound When sure that there is bo glass left in wet a compress in he solution and bind on with a dry oandage For a simple cut wet com press in antiseptic solution and bind on firmly Saved with Fishing Rod While fishing in Lifford reservoir the caretaker of Stirchley Institute Birmingham England saw a domes tic servant named Annie Curtis throw herself into the water Being unable to swim he cast for her with the rod and catching the hook in the girls clothing he managed to bring her safely to shore School Children Are Wily Under a new rule women inspectors pisit the public schools of London and inspect the pupils Those that are not olean are sent home But already it las been found that some of the chil iren smear themselves with mud be fore entering school in hope that an inspector will pay a visit Hows This We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any ase of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls Catnrrh Cure F J CHENEY CO Toledo O We the yderslgned have known F J Cheney ror the last u years and belleTe him perfectly hon orable In all Dullness transactions and financially ible to carry out any obligations made by his firm Waldino Kinnan t Martin Wholesale DrucKlsts Toledo O Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally acting Ilrectly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the lystem Testimonials sent free Price 75 cent per bottle Sold by nil DruRplsts Take Halls Family Pills for constipation Kept Out Witches In England up to comparatively re cent times horsehoes were extens ively used almost everywhere as anti witch charms and the custom is not even yet an extinct one No witch it used to b said could enter a build ing over the door of which a horse shoe or better still three horse shoes nad been affixed prongs down ward Synonyms for I The Japanese language contains no fewer than eighteen synonyms for the personal pronoun I one for each class of people and etiquette i makes it unlawful for a person be longing to one rank in society to make use of the pronoun pertaining to an other Bar Unvaccinated Persons Thirteen British life insurance of fices decline proposale from unvac cinated persons A prominent club woman Mrs Danforth of St Joseph Mich tells how she was cured of falling of the womb and its accompanying pains and misery byLydia E Pinkhams Vegetable Compound Deaij Mrs Pinkhasi Life looks dark indeed when a woman feels that her strength is fading away and she has xo hopes of ever being restored Such was my feeling a few months ago when I was advised that my poor health was caused by prolapsus or falling of the womb The words sounded 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