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1 fd 4 IV ToSiivoHerChlld From frightful disficurement Mrs Nannie Gallsaarol IjaGruigeGa applied Hucklens Arnica ijnlve to great sores on her head and faceand write sits quick work exceeded all her hopes It works wonders in sores bruises Skin eruption cuts burns scalds and piles 25c Cure guaranteed by McConnell Berry druggists Hv You Scon it Wc keep Dr Cadwells Syrup Pepsin in plain view but if you dont happen to see it why ask for it The manufacturers guarantee it to cure dvspepsia and all forms of stomach troubles Sold by A McMiIlen A free and easy expectoration is prodei by a few doses of Ballards HorehoundSyrup in all cases of hoarseness sore throat or dif ficulty of breathing Price 25 and 56 cts A McMiIlen HECHESTEHS ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS ij svtt ff Naro Always reliable indlcKaskDruBcIst for CKItIIIlSTKIfS XiINBI In Keil and JoI metallic boxes healed with blue ribbon Take no oilier ItcfuHv danccroiiN Niibsl lulionHMd Imiliillonx IJuyof yourDrusgiit or send tc in stamps for IarlirulnrH Tcxti monlalH and Keller for Eailich in letter by return Mail 10000 Testimonials Sold by all Druggists CHICHESTER CHEMICAL OO 2100 SIntlfNon Square lMIII PA Mention thin pnper What a Tale it Tells If that mirror of yours shows a wretched sallow complexion a jaundiced look moth patches and blotches oif the skin its liver trouble but Dr Kings New Lile pills regu late the liver purily the blood give clear skin rosy cheeks rich complexion Only 25c at McConnell v Berrys drug store No one knows the unbearable torture the peculiar and agonizing pain caused by piles unless they have suffered from them Many believe them incurable This is a mistake Proper treatment will cure them Tablers Buckeye Pie ointment is an infallible cure Price 50 cts in bottles tubes 75 cts A Mc MiIlen The beauty thief has come to stay Unless you drive the pimples and black heads away Do this dont look like a fright Take Rocky Mountain Tea tonight Ask your druggist unucv Refunded JS antce Dr Kays Renovator to euro dvsnepsia consti pation liver and kidneys Best tonic laxative blood purhier known for all chronic diseases renovates and invigorates the whole system and cures very worst cases Get trial box at once It not satisfied with it notify us wej will refund money by return mail AVrite yout symptoms for Free Medical Advice sample and proof 25 50c at druggists Dr 13 J Kay Saratoga NY SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS A Gallon of PURE LINSEED OIL mixed with a gallon of ULUMti makes 2 gallons of the veky best Paint in the wokld SGMsSSm CX4h of yourpaint bill Is fab moke DritABiE than PntE Wuite Lead and is absolutely not Poi sonous Hammab Paint is made of the best Off taint materials suck as all good painters use and is ground THICK VEKY THICK No troublo to mix any boy can do it It is the common sense of House Paint No bettee paint can be made at any co3t and is MiimMmSbte hot to Crack Blistek Peel or Chip r HASIMAR FAINT CO St IouisMo Sold and guaranteed by S M COCHRAN CO McCOOK NEB EltdS -1 Cr Kay Kidneycura 1871 zr 7sCURES all Kidney r mmmr jjiseases ackc etc At drug gists or by mail 81 Free book ad- Tice etc of Dr B J Kay Saratoga N Y Sold by Loar and McMilleu This is an Advertisement If you are looking for a laxative Dr Cald wells Syrup Pepsin is IT The convenience and mrit of this valuable remedy will be ex plained to your satisfaction by A McMiIlen If the action of your bowels is not easy and regular serious complications must be the final result DeWitts Little Early Risers will remove this danger Safe pleasant and ef fective McConnell Berry James White kyantsville Ind says De Witts Witch Ilazel Salve healed running sores on both lejs He had suffered for six years Doctors failed to help him Get De Witts accept no mitation McConnell Berry SSffiH mWfiBIiilillilil1i txKyUiiMZ1SCWr An Acrolmtic Spider A curious Instance of the ability of an insect to successfully measure dis tance was evidenced once while I was traveling through northern Argentina I first made the acquaintance of niyd friend on the back veranda of a little village tavern I was lying In a hatn uiok About two feet from me was a 3 by Inch hand rail of wood support ed by wooden balusters As I lay there I noticed a ily alight on the top of the wood While I watched him the fly apparently turned into a spider I could not believe my eyes but on elorer Inspection I saw that a spider Jumped from somewhere and alighted on top of my fly 1 thought this -worth watching and found that this was his method of procedure A fly would alight on top of the railing the spider would take In the distance a a glance and would dis appear down tLe side of the rail walk along toward the lly but out of sight until he reached the place on the side of the rail at right angles to the posi tion occupied by the fly when he last saw It Then he would walk nearly to the top of the rail and fasten his web then walk down paying out sals web as he went till ho was as far from the place where he had fastened his web as was the fly then one vig orous leap the web swinging him round In the arc of a circle and he would alight on top of the fly I have never seen one miss this seemingly difficult leap except when the fly left his position before the spider had finished his preliminaries E A Suverkrop in Scientific Ameri can ItlncU Sea Pecnllnrltien The Black sea has peculiarities which distinguish it from the Mediter ranean Atlantic or Pacific The great est ascertained depth is 1200 fathoms A Surface current flows continually from the Black sea into the Mediter ranean through the Bosporus and Dardanelles and an undercurrent of salt water from the Mediterranean into the Black sea This undercurrent of water Is warm and sinks to the bottom and in consequence of its great density prevents vertical circulation The result is that these deeper waters are rendered stagnant They are satu rated with sulphureted hydrogen and consequently life is impossible In an expedition in which Sir John Murray took part the water brought up by means of a water bottle from a depth of 300 fathoms smelled exactly like rot ten eggs No life therefore is possible In the Black sea beyond a depth of 100 fathoms which is a striking con trast to what happens in the open ocean where there is an abundance of animal life at that depth This brings about another extraordinary condition with reference to the deposits that in all the deeper deposits there is an abundant chemical precipitate of car bonate of lime a condition not obtain ing as far as is known in any other ocean Rotten Fish ns Pood One of the national delicacies of northern Russia is tresca an ap palling dish consisting of codfisi caught the previous summer and eaten in an advanced stage of decomposi tion Its odor alone is beyond words its taste tl Avriter fortunately does not know It is difficult to stay long in the room with it and yet it is pre ferred to fresh meat or fish both of which are cheap and easily obtaina ble in most villages and obviate the trouble of drying and rotting which dried tresca implies The poor says Chancelour are very innumerable and live most miser ably for I have seen them eat the pickle of hearing and other very stink ing fish Nor the fish cannot be so rotten but they will eat it and extoll it to be more wholesome than other fish or fresh meates In mine opinion there is no such people under the sunne for their hardness of liveing Gentle mans Magazine The Mystery of Itadinm The substance called radium emits radiations resembling the X rays with out the application of work or energy from external sources and without ap preciable loss of weight This seems to be inconsistent with the law of the conservation of energy but the mys tery is explained by the calculations of M Becquerel which show that a loss of weight so infinitesimal that in a thousand million years it would amount to no more than a milligram would suffice to account for the ob served effects According to this ex planation the emanations from radium consist of material particles But how infinitely minute must those particles be Experience Versas Theory Marcus Aurelius says the profess or began that nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by na ture to bear Oh thats rot replied the man who had eloped at the age of 21 with a girl whom he had known three weeks Just tell Marc for me that he has an other guess coming Chicago Times Herald A Candid Opinion An old servant was asked by an art ist what she thought of her masters portrait which he was painting She looked at it critically Ye might have made him a trifle better looking may be but if ye had yed ha spoilt It Pick-Me-Up Saved 10 Did you see Jones He was looking for you Yes I saw him but I managed things so he didnt see me Chicago Record Interference with digestion is a by no means uncommon effect of excess ive exercise and so far as training is concerned It is one of the most de structive 6Js f4V A zoort looking 5SiS nurbeimu poor jooc liif harness is the worst kind of a com bination Eureka MurMiyrttMrvurtiain RELIEVE THE EYES ONUS KTRAC Reduced one half with pure soft water applied frequently with dropper or eye cup will remove congestion and instantly relieve pain and inflam mation CAUTION 1 Avoid dangerous irri tating Witch Hazel preparations rep resented to be the same as PONDS EXTRACT which easily sour and Generally contain wood alcohol a deadly poison aaawmaai The President of the American Federation of Labor Union 0215 says I am using your Dr Caldwell Syrup Pepsin myself and in my family and find if fines lots of onnd Vnnrs truly- fieri i Campbell Clinton Iowa Sold by A AlcMUIen Harness Oil orse a Chance iw Blotches and excresence which so often bother people are simply efforts of nature tc throw off impediments to the proper perform ance of her duties llerbine will aid and assist nature in her work and ensure a sniti clear and beautiful entirely free from all im perfections Price 0 cts A McMiIlen What most people want is something mild and gentle when in need of a physic Cham berlains Stomach and Liver Tablets fill the bill to a dot Thev are easy to take and pleasant in effect For sale by McConnell Berry X2aBHSBS iffla J1 n lwr flin 1 f w ca nnrl in hoie lorc better but makes the I U ther soft and pliable puts it in con- II in tl 1 dition to last twice as long mxw Give Your 5 nrj fi 3 it oraitmrily would fv rrxnili vll cvcrvuncrc iu caas u ilK jlt t II sizes iaae by fil HVJlMlf STANDARD Wm fcv OIL CO m In There is so Much Hews that even if it comes by telegraph we over look some of it Isnt it a fact that you have seen Dr Caldwells Syrup Pepsin advertised several times and have neglected to try it An ounce of Dr Caldwells Syrup Pepsin is as good as a three weeks vacation Ask any druggist or any one who has taken it Sold by A McMiIlen Where the digestion is good and the gen eral powers of the system in a healthy state worms can find no habitation in the human body Whites Cream Vermifuge not only destroyes every worm but corrects all derange ments of the digestive organs Price 75 cts A McMiIlen Eruptions cuts burns scalds and sores of all kinds quickly healed by DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve Certain cure for piles Beware of counterfeits Be sure you get the original DeWitts McConnell Berry Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you eat This preparation contains all of the digestants and digests all kinds ot food ltgives instant relief and never fails to cure It allows you to eat all the food you want The most sensitive stomachs can take it By its use many thousands of dyspeptics have been cured after everything else failed It prevents formation of gas on the stom ach relieving all distress after eating Dieting unnecessary Pheasant to take It cant help but do you good Prepared only by 13 0 DeWitt Co Chicago The 1 bottle contains 2J times the 50c size McConnell Berry Druggists BmUfr Mi mi nimXilKK m p flesh i in summer by taking can be prevented r Scotts EmuEsiosi J Vr A Itsas beneficial In summer as fc n winter If you are weak or 5 run down it will build you up fr Send for free sample l SCOTT UOWNE Chemists F o4i5 Pearl Street New York gf 50c and 100 all druggists C Tribune Clubbing List For convenience ot readers of The Trih ink we have made arrangements with the ollowing newspapers and perodicals whereb ve can supply them in combination with Thi Tribune at the following very low prices PUBLICATION PRICE J Detroit Free Press Si 00 1 5c eslies Weekly 4 00 3 ot rairie Farmer 1 00 1 7 hicago Inter Ocean I 00 135 Cincinnati Enquirer 1 00 I 5c Tew York Tribune 1 00 1 2f emorests Magazine 1 00 17 toledo Blade 100 1 2 Nebraska Farmer 100 15c qwa Homestead 1 00 1 45 incoln Journal 100 175 Campbells Soil Culture 1 00 1 5c ew York World 1 00 1 6f JmahaBee 100 15c Cosmopolitan Magazine 100 1 Sc it Louis Republic 1 co 175 vansas City Star 25 115 Nebraska Dairyman and Up- to Date Farmer 50 125 vansas City Journal weekly 25 1 15 Kansas City Journal daily 4 00 4 2c We are prepared to fill orders for any othei apers published at reduced rates The Tribune McCook Neb rVZ HSStfJ Ttvlce Iltintced A former police sergeant of this dry interests his friends occasionally with reminiscences of his career on the force One of his stories Is that of a man who was hauged twice The okl man had heebmo weary of life and de termined to end Ills earthly existence by hanging himself lie arose one night after the other members of the family had retired Procuring a rope he fastened one end carefully around his neck and the other to the stair rail and then threw himself over the balus trade His sons awakened at the usual hour In the morning but upon starting down stairs were horrified to see their old father hanging at the end of a rope They cut down the hotly and then has tened to apprise the neighbors of the tragedy Some of the neighbors being great respecters of the law advised the sons that in cutting down the body before obtaining permission from the police or coroner made them liable to imprisonment in the penitentiary Frightened by this information the sous hurriedly returned home and ob taining another rope fastened It about the neck of their father and let the body down in the position in which they had found it They then hunted up the police ser geant and told him of the suicide of their father When the police sergeant reached the house he cut down the body but was quite surprised to find that there were two ridges around the throat We asked for an explanation The sons hesitated for a time but finally confessed to the whole affair Baltimore Sun Freed by Witty ttetort Few if any judges can be severe with a prisoner who has made them laugh Just why this should be so is a problem for the psychologists but that such is the case can be testified to by any oue who has much to do with the courts A case in point occurred not long ago in Center street police court An old darky had been arraigned on a charge of shooting craps Deed jedge I didnt shoot no craps protested the prisoner How about it officer asked the court I saw him with my own eyes said the policeman No no jedge still protested the darky he didnt see me shootin no craps I wasnt playin deed I wasnt Now look here said the magis trate which am I to believe The officer swears positively he saw you plaj ing and you swear equally as positively that you were not What am I to do The prisoner evidently appreciated the unfortunate position of the court He scratched his head in perplexity heaved a long sigh and said Waal I dunno jedge we all has our troubles He was discharged New York Mail and Express When Cats Were Worshiped A mummy cat is a very curious thing Tons of these embalmed crea tures were brought to England a few years ago to be ground into bone ma nure What an unromantic ending after 4000 years mummification Some of the cats were bound with the ears standing erect others laid fiat The cloths were still adhering to the mummies though in one ship load supposed to contain 1SO000 cats very few really complete specimens could he found It is supposed that the cats were of the species known as Felis maniculata a kind formerly found in north Africa aud probably tamed by the ancient Egyptians from which we get our do mesticated pussy As early as 1G00 B C tablets record ed that cats Avere kept in the Egyptian temples as an object of worship Fnst BoTvlInsr Below is a story found in a recent book Talks With the Old English Cricketers which prompts the reflec tion that there were giants in those days of the old cricketers A man who did a private business in athletic requisites at his home in Blackpool was one day approached by a man who asked him if he kept a full supply of cricket requisites Certainly was the response Then said the man gravely wrap me up a bottle of arnica a paper of court plaster and an arm sling I am going to play in a cricket match this afternoon against Jack Crossland Keeping Ills Promises Mrs Synnex When Tom asked me to have him he promised me that my lightest wish would always be law with him Mrs Sauer And of course that was all the promise amounted to merely empty words Mrs Synnex No I wont say that Tom always respects my lightest wishes It is in matters of importance where he is bound to have his own way Boston Transcript o Enforced the Rnles Museum Attendant Youll plaze lave your umbreller or cane at the door sor Visitor Very proper regulation But It happens I have neither Attendant Then go and get wan No one is allowed to enter unless he laves his umbreller or cane at the door You may read the card for yourself sor London Tit Bits The difference between a fort and a fortress lies hi the fact that the former is designed to contain solely the garri son and their munitions while the lat ter is often a city containing a large number of noncombatants Eggs as an article of diet were first used by the Malaccans and when we speak of Shanghai chickens - we but mention an Asiatic name IMCavWMMMSlMMMilfllMttQafll P liWiili Monwmaecfc9a VVkVVtVVk VV L PiiRIiU Bfifc 3 WOMB a qg72 We have divided the greater part of our wash dress goods into 3 lots comprising Ginghams Lawns Swisses Dimities Mercerized Stripes etc which we will close out at the following extremely low prices OF v 1 Cash Dress Goods Shirt Waists Embroideries Lot iQoods worth 7 8 to 10 cts per yard sale price 51 2 cts Lot 2Goods worth 12 1 2 15 and 18 cts per yd sale price 11 1 2 Lot3Qoods worth 20 22 1 2 and 30 cts per yd sale price 17 1 2 Ladies Shirt Waists worth 50c to 65c sale price 30c All 75c 90c and 1 Waists 69c Ail 2 to 250 waists i 75 1 Lot Silk and Satin Waists Marked 5 5 50 6 and 650 now 350 I Lot Embroideries at about half price THE M W CIS II 1 Jdaroi Store Sv353KsiCiESS HiIHbHM9 irai A Business ats C L DeGROFF GO uss isyis fyns qss8qQisq UWUH Built of the Rocks called wear fit style comfort health and economy is a successful business Selz Royal Blue S350 shoe for men is the keystone of this success We would not risk our reputation by praising this shoe unless the shoe de served it Made by Selz Schwab Co Chicago the largest manufacturers of good shoes in the world In all the kinds and styles and leathers that are CZ Cf desirable at a price that is reasonable sjj For sale by C L DeGroff Co Tinned ROLLMAN CHERRY SEEDER This perfect cherry seeder docs not crush the cherry or cause any loss of juice A practical machine for large small or California cherries The seed extracting knife drives seed into one dish and actually throws the cherry into another The marks of the knife can scarcely be seen on the seeded fruit Seeds from 20 to 30 quarts per hour Ask your dealer for it If he cannot furnish we will send it anywhere in the U S express prepaid on receipt of 1 For further information write to the manufacturers ROLLMAN MANUFACTURING CO I50Penn Avenue Mount Joy Pa The McCook Tribune ITS ONLY 100 A YEAR V THE CASH MARKET BM Meat Market MAGNER k WALSH Props The Best o f Everything Kept For Sale in i First Class Market Poultry of All Kinds Bought 3Markct now open and ready for business Your patronage respectfully solicited Mrs S II Allport Johnstown Pa says Our little girl almost strangled to death with croup The doctors said she couldnt live but she was instantly relieved by One Minute Cough Cure McConnell Berry McCook Transfer Line J H DWYEE Proprietor Special attention paid to hauling furniture Leave orders at either lumber yard lli ii i - f l
