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t i u 7 r r rV Tlio Beat Liniment for Strains Mr I II Wells the m rcliant at Deer Park Lonjj Island N Y says I always recommend Chamberlains 1am Balm as the best liniment for strains I used it last winter for a severe lameness in the side resulting from a strain and was jjreatly pleased with the quick relief and cure it effected For sale y McConnell Berry Druggists Imperfect digestion and assimilation pro duce disordered condition ol the system which grow and are confirmed by neglect Heroine gives tone to the stomach and cause good digestion Price 0 cts A McMilIen It is easier to keep well than get cured DeWitts Little Early Risers taken now and then will always keep your bowels in perfect order They never gripe but promote an easy gentle action IcConnell Berry CHESTERS ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS C0 stt t Safe Always reliable Lndlm RSkDruRRist for CIIICIIESTKirX ENULIMI III Itcil and Uold metallic boxes sealed with bluo ribbon Tnlie no otlicr ItcftiHc danecrouH Hubti lutlunHand liuiiationit iiuyof yourDruggKt or Bend 1c in stamps for Iartlcularx Ttl munialH and Keller Tor iMilteit in letter by return tf nil 10000 Testimonials Bold by all JrUB lsls CHICHESTER CHEMICAL CO 2100 TladlHon Square IIIIA PA Mention thin paper A Poatmnstcr Writes I wish to add my testimonial to the genuine merit of Dr Caldwells Syrup Pepsin I have tried many remedies but have lound your Syrup Pepsin superior to all other laxatives and stomach medicines My wife and 1 both use it and know it does all that you claim for it Yours sincerely C O Kinne Alma Kans Dec 22 1900 Sold by A McMilIen If young ladies think sores pimples and red noses look well with a bridal veil and orange blossoms its all right Yet Rocky Mountain Tea would drive thein away 35c Ask your druggist Those who live on farms are liable to many accidental cuts burns and bruises which heal rapidly when Ballards Snow Liniment is promptly applied Price 25 and 50 cts A McMilIen MON r V Refunded W G antee Dr Kays Renovator B to cure dyspepsia consti pation liver and kidneys Best tonic laxath e blood puritier 1 niwn for all chronic diseases renovates and invigorates the whole system and euros very v ort cases Gettiial box at once If not satisfied vri h it notify us we will refund money by return mail Write your symptoms for Free Median 1 Advice sample and proof 25 Mte at druggists Lr LJ J Kay Saratoga NY SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS A Gallon of PURE LINSEED OIL mixed with a gallon of Jramf makes 2 gallons of the verv best Paixt in the would SomcM czpr of yourpnint bill Is FAR MORE durable tlinn PrRE White Lead and is absolutely sot Poi sonous Hajimar Paixt is made of the best 01 paint materials such as all good painters use and is ground thick very thick No trouble to mix any boy can do it It is the common sense of House Paint No better paint can be mado at ANY cost and is mMRfiM SI kot to Crack Blister Peel or Chip T EA3EJIAR PAINT CO St louisIUo Sold and guaranteed by S M COCHRAN CO McCOOK NEB lUgfP mi HUfeui Eltttl 1872 1 lifl UHF 1 f fril CI lJ9flR9flRiiii m mimiimw Twii3iM3icwQ4tivl TorTKiJTn CUREq all Ilidney Ta1 Kidneycura Atd j jnts or by mail - -I M i pree ijook ad vice etc of Dr B J Kay Saratoga N Y Sold by Loar and McMilIen I wish to truthfully state to you and the readers of these few lines that your Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is without question the best and only cure for dyspepsia that I have ever come in contact with and I have used many of the other preparations John Beam West Middlesex Pa No preparation equals Kodol Dyspepsia Cure as it contains all the natural digestants It will digest all kinds of food and cant help but do you good McConnell Berry When you want a physic try Chamberlains Stomach and Liver Tablets They are easy to take and pleasant to effect Samples free at McConnell Berrys drug store Those famous little pills DeWitt Little Eary Risers compel your liver and bowels to do their duty thus giving you pure rich blood to recuperate your body Are easy to take Never gripe McConnell Berry FIRST AID TO THE INtflREDA POMD IXTHJLCT For Burns Sprains Wounds Brui ses or Any Sort of Pain Used Internally and Externally CAUTION Avoid the weak watery Witch Hazel preparations represented to bo the same as PONDS EX TRACT which easily sour and often contain wood alcohol an irritant ex ternally and taken internally a poison- To Parties Interested I am now the sole owner of what is known as the James Doyle Jack The season now being over persons desiring to breed to him will be per mitted to do so on the following terms 800 to insure sucking colt at my stable at Box Elder In bunches of five or more mares I will meet them at either Itulianola or McCook or will take the Jack to any farm within 15 miles of Box Elder on same terms as above A W Campbell Box Elder Neb Notice of Estray Came to my farm section 2 range 29 Gerver precinct about June 5U1 1901 a black mare 4 or 5 years old branded on left flank 27 Owner can have animal by proving property and paying expenses John Calkins I iM GUBM 1 p where it is hot all the year round j y sens Detter man any wnereeisc in the world So dont stop taking j it in summer or you wii lose jjj what you have gained Send for a free sample 3 SCOTT BOWNE Chemists 494I5 Ptarl Street New York jUW ClllU JlUU - uiuit Will keep tliom ri ontcly moisture and acid proof pjrffine Wax is nluo useful m dozen othi rwivsaboat thehonee Fell directionmu each jioarnl pmknic Sold everywhere STANDARD CLCO JttJfcfiJii uriWW gsssagSK 1 Tribune Clubblnj List For convenience ol readers of The Trib une we have made arrangements with the following newspapers and perodicals whereby we can supply them in combination with The Tribune at the following very low prices publication price TRiE Detroit Free Press Si 00 1 50 Leslies Weekly 400 300 Prairie Farmer 100 175 Chicago Inter Ocean 100 135 Cincinnati Enquirer I 00 150 New York Tribune 1 00 1 25 Demorests Magazine 100 175 Toledo Blade 100 125 Nebraska Farmer 100 150 Iowa Homestead 100 145 Lincoln Journal 100 175 Campbells Soil Culture 100 150 New York World 1 00 1 65 Omaha Bee 100 150 Cosmopolitan Magpzine I 00 180 St Louis Republic 100 175 Kansas City Star 25 115 Nebraska Dairyman and Up- to Date Farmer 50 125 Kansas City Journal weekly 25 1 15 Kansas City Journal daily 400 420 We are prepared to fill orders for any other papers published at reduced rates The Tribune McCook Neb fj9 u tlim coating 01 reimotl i wax1 1 wriiii mil vggggai iiEiiuiys -1 lllilillii The piles that annoy you so will be quickly and permanently healed if you use DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve Beware of worthless counterfeits McConnell Berry Notice is hereby siven that by virtue of a chattel mortgage dated March 7th 1001 and duly filed in the office of tlie County Clerk of Red Willow County Nebraska on the 5th day of July 1901 executed by A C Bice to S M Cochran Co to secure the payment of the sum of sixteen dollars and upon which there is now due the sum of twelve dollars and thirty cents with interest at ten per cent from date default having been made in the pajment of said sum and no suit or other proceedings at law having been instituted to recover said debt or any part thereof therefore I will sell the property therein described viz One Luster Coolc Stove No S 20 at public auction at the front door of S M Cochran fc Cos Store Build ing on Dennison Street in the City of McCook County of Red Willow and State of Nebraska on Saturday the 3rd day of August 1901 at the hour of two oclock p m on said day S M Cochrax Co Mortgagee Dated July 9th 1901 rf THE CASH MARKET BM Meat Market MAGNER WALSH Props The Best of Everything Kept For Sale in a First Class Market Poultry of All Kinds Bought SMark6t now open and ready for business Your patronage respectfully solicited STICK TO SIMPLE FOOD The American UnnlnoHH Miitih Pns Demands Kaslly Illecftted DImIioh There was in tlio old days far less wear and tear upon the nerves and under such conditlous digestion was more completely performed writes Mrs S T Itorcr of Why I Am Op posed to Pies lu The Ladles Home Journal- The mothers of today must look more carefullj to the imildiug of their bodies and brains than their mothers and grandmothers did In deed at the pace at which we Ameri cans are fjoing wc use our brains at full speed nearly all the time What man can build brain and brawn on pies layer cakes or preserves or any other mass of material which from its very complexity rcmiires labor and time for digestion drawing the blood from the brain to the stomach during his working hours Observe those who eat their complex foods carelessly and hastily and you will see at a glance the conditions that necessitate a com plete rest every now and then or an early nervous breakdown In my close observation in the last 20 years I find ery few people in our common struggle for existence who can for any length of time eat carelessly of complex foods At 40 or 30 a man may perhaps litre accumulated wealth but not health and of what earthly use is the first without the second Many persons in the generation gone before have eaten pies at least once a day but they have not had meat three times a day nor have they rushed at our pace They gave more time to the di gestion of the pie People who recom mend these rich foods rarely know any thing of their complex conditions and still less of the complexity of diges tion HAM SMELLING A BUSINESS Peculiar Oecnpntion For Which Only Few Are Qualified The ham smellers only tools are a long steel trier and his nose He stands in a barrel to eep his clothes from be ing soiled by the dripping brine and the hams are brought to him and he plunges his sharp pointed trier into them withdraws it and passes it swift ly beneath hi nose The trier always goes down to the knuckle joint In testing jneat in that manner the man with Ihe trier judges by the slight est shade ol difference between the smell of one piece of meat and anoth er The smell of the meat is almost universally sweet and that is what he smells The slightest taint or devia tion from the sweet smell is therefore appreciable It is not the degree of taint that he expects to find but the slightest odor that is not sweet When he detects an odor he throws the meat aside and if it is not un wholesome it is sold as rejected meat but ii it is tainted it goes to the rendering tank The ham tester smells meat from T oclock in the morning un til 5 oclock at night and his sense must never become jaded or inexact or his usefulness would be at an end Ham testing is not a pursuit danger ous to the health as tea testing is sup posed to be but the ham smeller with a cold in his head is like a piano player who loses his arm in a railroad wreck Kansas City Star A Test of Accuracy Drawing from memory is one of the most difficult things in the world to do Even professional artists find that they must rely largely upon hasty jottings made upon the spot as suggestions for their pictures Those who are not art ists need to look keenly and closely at what they wish to recollect for they must depend upon their memory to bring details back to them It is an ex cellent collective of superficial observa tion to sketch a scene as we think we saw It and afterward return to the scene and take another view It is a training both in accuracy and humil ity for wo learn how easy it is to de ceive ourselves as to what we have remarked Florence Hull Winterburn In Womans Home Companion She Got a Xew Pair Sarcasticus and his wife were going to the theater Will you please go in and get my goats off the dressing table said Mrs S Your goats queried the puzzled Sarcasticus What fangle have you women got now Ill show you snapped the wife and she sailed away and soon returned putting on her gloves Are those what you mean Why I call those kids I used to replied Mrs Sarcasticus but they are getting so old I am ashamed to any longer He took the hint Pearsons Weekly Economy Whats this exclaimed the young husband referring to the memorandum she had given him One dozen eggs one pound of raisins a bottle of lemon extract a tin of ground cinnamon and half a pound of sugar what do you want with all these things Belinda Ive got a stale loaf replied the young wife that Im going to save by working it up into a bread pudding I never let anything go to waste Henry London Fun Dress Well It is not enough that people shall be clad they must be dressed Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy was the advice of Polonius to his son rich but not gaudy for the apparel oft proclaims the man and the advice is just as good today as It was 300 years ago In Luck Its no fun being married My wife is coming to me all the time and ask ing for money Youre lucky I have to ask my wife always for money when I want any Heitere Welt A SLEEFY GUEST Why the Lady of the Honne W tn dlcnaat Over IIIh Conduct There is 11 well known legal light of Chicago wLo is in deep disgrace with out the shadow of an excuse for him self to bolster up his sinking spirits He went out to Hyde Park the other night to dine informally with some friends and his hostess who had been married but u short time put herself out to entertain him The dinner waa excellent and the judge did full jus tice to it They had cotfee in the libra ry and the biggest most padded leath er chair was put at the guests dispos al With a oigh lie sank into its cav ernous depths and prepared for a luxu rious evening with a good cigar ahead of him Brilliantly his hostess rambled on She told stories that were witty and she gcnfly deferred to his views but presently he left her to do all the talking In tne midst of a striking ac count of a theater party she stopped with a jerk There was no response and a dead silence punctuated only bj a gentle and regular breathing The judge was fat asleep in his big chair There was no doubt of it Nothing could conceal the fact With one iu digiiiint and jomprehensive glance at Jier plainly delighted husband shii arose and majestically swept up stairs And she did not go down again It was some time later when her husband apologetically came up after her lie had not expected her wrath to last Dm--aid you think you wer badly treated he asked How long did he sleep asked tht still insulted wile Again the grin overspread her hus bands face but he spoke in a sad tone as befitted the occasion Nearly an hour he breathed I wouldnt mind pacifically Then it was the worm turned i Mind she stormed Of course I wouldnt only you have grounds now for the rest of your life for saying i talk so much it puts people to sleep And the wept Chicago News SOMETHING ABOUT ARMIES Artlllei ynien Were Once Regarded as Mechanics Xot Soldiers Until the time of Charles XII of Swe den the artillery was not considered a part of the army The men serving in it were not soldiers but regarded as mechanics The ofiicers had no army rank Charles XII gave artillery ofli cers a rank and regularly organized the artillery into companies The battle of Pavin demonstrated the superiority of the gun in the hands of the Spanish infantry The musket carried a two ounce ball and sometimes brought down at one tire two or three mailed knights The French sent a flag of truce to remonstrate against the use of Buch barbarous weapons Alexander had four kinds of cavalry the cataphroeti or heavy armed horse the light eav alry carrying spears and very light armor the acrobalistse or mounted archers used for outposts pa trols and reconnoitering duty and the dimachoe or troops expected to act ei ther as cavalry or infantry Alexander the Great reorganized his fathers ar my The Ale or lachos of 1G men was the unit two files made a dilochy two dilochies made a tetrarehy two tetrarchies a texiarchy two of these a syntagura US of these a small phalanx four of there a tetra phalangarchy oth erwise known as a large phalanx The Greeks attacked in a phalanx the spears interlocked and shields over lapping After the first onset the spears were dropped and the day was decid ed with the sword The cavalry at tacked the enemy in the rear if possi ble and in case of victory undertook the pursuit Pearsons Weekly Sot tlie Conventional Woman But I dont know you madam the bank cashier said to the woman who had presented a check But this woman instead of saying haughtily I do not wish your ac quaintance sir merely replied with on engaging smile Oh yes you do I think Im the redheaded old virago next door to you whose scoundrelly little boys are al ways reaching through the fence and picking your flowers When you start ed down town this morning your wife said Now Henry if you want a din ner fit to eat this evening youll have to leave me a little money I cant run this house on the city water and 10 cents a day Heres your money madam said the cashier pushing it toward her and coughing loudly Chicago Tribune What tlie Tots Said Here are some sayings of children reported by the Chicago News When small Bobby had worn his first pair of trousers for an hour he went to his mother and begged to have on his kilt again What for she ask ed Because replied Bobby I eel eo lonesome in pants A mother recently had occasion to leave her little 4-year-old son alone at home while she made a brief call in the neighborhood Did you get lonesome dear she asked upon her return Yes mamma replied the little fellow I felt just like a widower without you Diplomacy Wins Ardent Suitor I lay my fortune at your feet Fair Lady Fortune I didnt know you had money Ardent Suitor I havent much but it takes very little to cover those tiny feet He got her London Telegraph The average man will pay 50 cents to see a show of fireworks and neglect to look at the sunset which he can see almost every night for nothing Louisville Journal Something very similar to the tele phone was used in China 1000 years Bgo tHlaW Vyfcfc ssf CLEARING SAL OF y a Wash Dress Goods Shirt Waists Embroideries I t itfin i rn We have divided the greater part of our wash dress goods into 3 lots comprising Ginghams Lawns Swisses Dimities Mercerized Stripes etc which we will close out at the following extremely low prices Ladies Shirt Waists worth 50c to 65c sale price 39c All 75c 90c and 1 Waists 69c All 2 to 250 waists Py5 i Lot Silk and Satin Waists Marked 5 5 50 6 and 650 now 350 I Lot Embroideries at about half price J 7 r Tinned THE - QLSl8 ib QL1TQQM to C L DeGROFF CO Lot jQoods worth 7 8 to 10 cts rfyQSbri t r SkAX GliSZrSZLiSi2yQ The Puritan was the Soul of Honor Selz RoyaJ Blue 350 shoe for men the Sole of Honor is the symbol of Shoe Purity It is all that a shoe can be You might pay more you could not buy more at any price All of the looks and service that can be crowded into any one shoe Made by Selz Schwab Co Chicago largest manufacturers of good shoes in the world In all the kinds and shapes and styles fViaf ar rtcrVif anrl nnnll - lar at the proper price L For sale by C L DeQroff Co t per yard sale price 5 1 2 cts Lot 2Qoods worth 12 1 2 15 and 18 cts per yd sale price in -2 r Lot3Qoods worth 20 22 1 2 and 30 cts per yd sale price 17 1 2 - This perfect cherry seeder does not crush the cherry cr cause any Ir of juice practical machine for large small or California cherries 1 he eed extracting knife drives seed into one dish and actually throws the cherry into another 1 c marks of the knife can scarcely be seen on the seeded fruit Seeds from 20 to 30 quarts per hour Ask your dealer for it If he cannot furnish e will send it anywhere in the US express prepaid on receipt of t For further information write to the manufacturers ROLLMAN MANUFACTURING CO 150 Perm Avenue Alonnt Joy Pa P Dyspepsia Gure Digests what you eat It artificially digests the food and aids Nature in strengthening and recon structing the exhausted digestive or gans It is the latest disco vereddiges t dnt aad tonic Ko other preparation vi n it in efficiency It in ly relieves and permanently cures jepsia Indigestion Heartburn iiculeuce Sour Stomach Nausea SlcK Headache GastralgiaCrampsand all other results of imperfect digestion Price 30c and SL Large size contains 2K times gmall slxa Book all about dyspepsia mailedfree Prepared fey E C DcWITr ft CO Chlcaao McConnell Eerry Druggists iiMMMimm am The McCook Tribune ITS ONLY 100 A YEAR McCook i ransfer Line J H DWYER Proprietor Special attention paid to hauliDg furniture Leave orders at either lumber yard 1 e 1 II Vi I- m v V