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recommend Chamberlains 1am Balm as the
best liniment for strains I used it last winter
for a severe lameness in the side resulting
from a strain and was jjreatly pleased with
the quick relief and cure it effected For
sale y McConnell Berry Druggists
Imperfect digestion and assimilation pro
duce disordered condition ol the system which
grow and are confirmed by neglect Heroine
gives tone to the stomach and cause good
digestion Price 0 cts A McMilIen
It is easier to keep well than get cured
DeWitts Little Early Risers taken now and
then will always keep your bowels in perfect
order They never gripe but promote an
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blossoms its all right Yet Rocky Mountain
Tea would drive thein away 35c Ask your
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Those who live on farms are liable to many
accidental cuts burns and bruises which heal
rapidly when Ballards Snow Liniment is
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I wish to truthfully state to you and the
readers of these few lines that your Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure is without question the best
and only cure for dyspepsia that I have ever
come in contact with and I have used many
of the other preparations John Beam West
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Dyspepsia Cure as it contains all the natural
digestants It will digest all kinds of food
and cant help but do you good McConnell
Berry
When you want a physic
try Chamberlains Stomach and Liver Tablets
They are easy to take and pleasant to effect
Samples free at McConnell Berrys drug
store
Those famous little pills DeWitt Little
Eary Risers compel your liver and bowels to
do their duty thus giving you pure rich blood
to recuperate your body Are easy to take
Never gripe McConnell Berry
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Used Internally and Externally
CAUTION Avoid the weak watery
Witch Hazel preparations represented
to bo the same as PONDS EX
TRACT which easily sour and often
contain wood alcohol an irritant ex
ternally and taken internally a poison-
To Parties Interested
I am now the sole owner of what is
known as the James Doyle Jack
The season now being over persons
desiring to breed to him will be per
mitted to do so on the following terms
800 to insure sucking colt at my stable
at Box Elder
In bunches of five or more mares I will
meet them at either Itulianola or McCook
or will take the Jack to any farm within
15 miles of Box Elder on same terms as
above A W Campbell
Box Elder Neb
Notice of Estray
Came to my farm section 2 range 29
Gerver precinct about June 5U1 1901
a black mare 4 or 5 years old branded
on left flank 27 Owner can have
animal by proving property and paying
expenses John Calkins
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The piles that annoy you so will be quickly
and permanently healed if you use DeWitts
Witch Hazel Salve Beware of worthless
counterfeits McConnell Berry
Notice is hereby siven that by virtue of a
chattel mortgage dated March 7th 1001 and
duly filed in the office of tlie County Clerk of
Red Willow County Nebraska on the 5th day
of July 1901 executed by A C Bice to S M
Cochran Co to secure the payment of the
sum of sixteen dollars and upon which there is
now due the sum of twelve dollars and thirty
cents with interest at ten per cent from date
default having been made in the pajment of
said sum and no suit or other proceedings at
law having been instituted to recover said debt
or any part thereof therefore I will sell the
property therein described viz One Luster
Coolc Stove No S 20 at public auction at the
front door of S M Cochran fc Cos Store Build
ing on Dennison Street in the City of McCook
County of Red Willow and State of Nebraska
on Saturday the 3rd day of August 1901 at
the hour of two oclock p m on said day
S M Cochrax Co Mortgagee
Dated July 9th 1901
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THE CASH MARKET
BM Meat Market
MAGNER WALSH Props
The Best of Everything Kept
For Sale in a First
Class Market
Poultry of All Kinds Bought
SMark6t now open and ready for
business Your patronage respectfully
solicited
STICK TO SIMPLE FOOD
The American UnnlnoHH Miitih Pns
Demands Kaslly Illecftted DImIioh
There was in tlio old days far less
wear and tear upon the nerves and
under such conditlous digestion was
more completely performed writes
Mrs S T Itorcr of Why I Am Op
posed to Pies lu The Ladles Home
Journal- The mothers of today must
look more carefullj to the imildiug of
their bodies and brains than their
mothers and grandmothers did In
deed at the pace at which we Ameri
cans are fjoing wc use our brains at
full speed nearly all the time What
man can build brain and brawn on
pies layer cakes or preserves or any
other mass of material which from its
very complexity rcmiires labor and
time for digestion drawing the blood
from the brain to the stomach during
his working hours Observe those who
eat their complex foods carelessly and
hastily and you will see at a glance
the conditions that necessitate a com
plete rest every now and then or an
early nervous breakdown
In my close observation in the last
20 years I find ery few people in our
common struggle for existence who can
for any length of time eat carelessly of
complex foods At 40 or 30 a man may
perhaps litre accumulated wealth but
not health and of what earthly use is
the first without the second Many
persons in the generation gone before
have eaten pies at least once a day
but they have not had meat three times
a day nor have they rushed at our
pace They gave more time to the di
gestion of the pie People who recom
mend these rich foods rarely know any
thing of their complex conditions and
still less of the complexity of diges
tion
HAM SMELLING A BUSINESS
Peculiar Oecnpntion For Which Only
Few Are Qualified
The ham smellers only tools are a
long steel trier and his nose He stands
in a barrel to eep his clothes from be
ing soiled by the dripping brine and
the hams are brought to him and he
plunges his sharp pointed trier into
them withdraws it and passes it swift
ly beneath hi nose The trier always
goes down to the knuckle joint
In testing jneat in that manner the
man with Ihe trier judges by the slight
est shade ol difference between the
smell of one piece of meat and anoth
er The smell of the meat is almost
universally sweet and that is what he
smells The slightest taint or devia
tion from the sweet smell is therefore
appreciable It is not the degree of
taint that he expects to find but the
slightest odor that is not sweet
When he detects an odor he throws
the meat aside and if it is not un
wholesome it is sold as rejected
meat but ii it is tainted it goes to the
rendering tank The ham tester smells
meat from T oclock in the morning un
til 5 oclock at night and his sense
must never become jaded or inexact or
his usefulness would be at an end
Ham testing is not a pursuit danger
ous to the health as tea testing is sup
posed to be but the ham smeller with
a cold in his head is like a piano player
who loses his arm in a railroad wreck
Kansas City Star
A Test of Accuracy
Drawing from memory is one of the
most difficult things in the world to do
Even professional artists find that they
must rely largely upon hasty jottings
made upon the spot as suggestions for
their pictures Those who are not art
ists need to look keenly and closely at
what they wish to recollect for they
must depend upon their memory to
bring details back to them It is an ex
cellent collective of superficial observa
tion to sketch a scene as we think we
saw It and afterward return to the
scene and take another view It is a
training both in accuracy and humil
ity for wo learn how easy it is to de
ceive ourselves as to what we have
remarked Florence Hull Winterburn
In Womans Home Companion
She Got a Xew Pair
Sarcasticus and his wife were going
to the theater
Will you please go in and get my
goats off the dressing table said Mrs
S
Your goats queried the puzzled
Sarcasticus What fangle have you
women got now
Ill show you snapped the wife
and she sailed away and soon returned
putting on her gloves
Are those what you mean Why I
call those kids
I used to replied Mrs Sarcasticus
but they are getting so old I am
ashamed to any longer
He took the hint Pearsons Weekly
Economy
Whats this exclaimed the young
husband referring to the memorandum
she had given him One dozen eggs
one pound of raisins a bottle of lemon
extract a tin of ground cinnamon and
half a pound of sugar what do you
want with all these things Belinda
Ive got a stale loaf replied the
young wife that Im going to save
by working it up into a bread pudding
I never let anything go to waste
Henry London Fun
Dress Well
It is not enough that people shall be
clad they must be dressed Costly
thy habit as thy purse can buy was
the advice of Polonius to his son
rich but not gaudy for the apparel
oft proclaims the man and the advice
is just as good today as It was 300
years ago
In Luck
Its no fun being married My wife
is coming to me all the time and ask
ing for money
Youre lucky I have to ask my
wife always for money when I want
any Heitere Welt
A SLEEFY GUEST
Why the Lady of the Honne W tn
dlcnaat Over IIIh Conduct
There is 11 well known legal light of
Chicago wLo is in deep disgrace with
out the shadow of an excuse for him
self to bolster up his sinking spirits
He went out to Hyde Park the other
night to dine informally with some
friends and his hostess who had been
married but u short time put herself
out to entertain him The dinner waa
excellent and the judge did full jus
tice to it They had cotfee in the libra
ry and the biggest most padded leath
er chair was put at the guests dispos
al With a oigh lie sank into its cav
ernous depths and prepared for a luxu
rious evening with a good cigar ahead
of him Brilliantly his hostess rambled
on She told stories that were witty
and she gcnfly deferred to his views
but presently he left her to do all the
talking In tne midst of a striking ac
count of a theater party she stopped
with a jerk There was no response
and a dead silence punctuated only bj
a gentle and regular breathing The
judge was fat asleep in his big chair
There was no doubt of it Nothing
could conceal the fact With one iu
digiiiint and jomprehensive glance at
Jier plainly delighted husband shii
arose and majestically swept up stairs
And she did not go down again
It was some time later when her
husband apologetically came up after
her lie had not expected her wrath
to last Dm--aid you think you wer
badly treated he asked
How long did he sleep asked tht
still insulted wile
Again the grin overspread her hus
bands face but he spoke in a sad tone
as befitted the occasion Nearly an
hour he breathed I wouldnt mind
pacifically
Then it was the worm turned
i Mind she stormed Of course I
wouldnt only you have grounds now
for the rest of your life for saying i
talk so much it puts people to sleep
And the wept Chicago News
SOMETHING ABOUT ARMIES
Artlllei ynien Were Once Regarded
as Mechanics Xot Soldiers
Until the time of Charles XII of Swe
den the artillery was not considered a
part of the army The men serving in
it were not soldiers but regarded as
mechanics The ofiicers had no army
rank Charles XII gave artillery ofli
cers a rank and regularly organized the
artillery into companies The battle of
Pavin demonstrated the superiority of
the gun in the hands of the Spanish
infantry The musket carried a two
ounce ball and sometimes brought
down at one tire two or three mailed
knights The French sent a flag of
truce to remonstrate against the use of
Buch barbarous weapons
Alexander had four kinds of cavalry
the cataphroeti or heavy armed horse
the light eav alry carrying spears and
very light armor the acrobalistse or
mounted archers used for outposts pa
trols and reconnoitering duty and the
dimachoe or troops expected to act ei
ther as cavalry or infantry Alexander
the Great reorganized his fathers ar
my The Ale or lachos of 1G men was
the unit two files made a dilochy
two dilochies made a tetrarehy two
tetrarchies a texiarchy two of these a
syntagura US of these a small phalanx
four of there a tetra phalangarchy oth
erwise known as a large phalanx
The Greeks attacked in a phalanx
the spears interlocked and shields over
lapping After the first onset the spears
were dropped and the day was decid
ed with the sword The cavalry at
tacked the enemy in the rear if possi
ble and in case of victory undertook
the pursuit Pearsons Weekly
Sot tlie Conventional Woman
But I dont know you madam the
bank cashier said to the woman who
had presented a check
But this woman instead of saying
haughtily I do not wish your ac
quaintance sir merely replied with
on engaging smile
Oh yes you do I think Im the
redheaded old virago next door to you
whose scoundrelly little boys are al
ways reaching through the fence and
picking your flowers When you start
ed down town this morning your wife
said Now Henry if you want a din
ner fit to eat this evening youll have
to leave me a little money I cant run
this house on the city water and 10
cents a day
Heres your money madam said
the cashier pushing it toward her and
coughing loudly Chicago Tribune
What tlie Tots Said
Here are some sayings of children
reported by the Chicago News
When small Bobby had worn his
first pair of trousers for an hour he
went to his mother and begged to have
on his kilt again What for she ask
ed Because replied Bobby I eel
eo lonesome in pants
A mother recently had occasion to
leave her little 4-year-old son alone at
home while she made a brief call in the
neighborhood Did you get lonesome
dear she asked upon her return Yes
mamma replied the little fellow I
felt just like a widower without you
Diplomacy Wins
Ardent Suitor I lay my fortune at
your feet
Fair Lady Fortune I didnt know
you had money
Ardent Suitor I havent much but
it takes very little to cover those tiny
feet
He got her London Telegraph
The average man will pay 50 cents
to see a show of fireworks and neglect
to look at the sunset which he can
see almost every night for nothing
Louisville Journal
Something very similar to the tele
phone was used in China 1000 years
Bgo
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Shirt Waists Embroideries
I t itfin i rn
We have divided the greater part of our
wash dress goods into 3 lots comprising
Ginghams Lawns Swisses Dimities
Mercerized Stripes etc which we will
close out at the following extremely low
prices
Ladies Shirt Waists worth 50c to 65c
sale price 39c All 75c 90c and 1
Waists 69c All 2 to 250 waists
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5 5 50 6 and 650 now 350
I Lot Embroideries at about half price
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The Puritan
was the Soul of Honor
Selz RoyaJ Blue 350 shoe for
men the Sole of Honor is the symbol
of Shoe Purity It is all that a shoe
can be You might pay more you could
not buy more at any price All of the
looks and service that can be crowded into
any one shoe
Made by Selz Schwab Co Chicago largest
manufacturers of good shoes in the world
In all the kinds and shapes and styles
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This perfect cherry seeder does not crush the cherry cr cause any Ir of juice
practical machine for large small or California cherries 1 he eed extracting knife
drives seed into one dish and actually throws the cherry into another 1 c marks of the
knife can scarcely be seen on the seeded fruit Seeds from 20 to 30 quarts per hour
Ask your dealer for it If he cannot furnish e will send it anywhere in the US
express prepaid on receipt of t For further information write to the manufacturers
ROLLMAN MANUFACTURING CO 150 Perm Avenue Alonnt Joy Pa P
Dyspepsia Gure
Digests what you eat
It artificially digests the food and aids
Nature in strengthening and recon
structing the exhausted digestive or
gans It is the latest disco vereddiges t
dnt aad tonic Ko other preparation
vi n it in efficiency It in
ly relieves and permanently cures
jepsia Indigestion Heartburn
iiculeuce Sour Stomach Nausea
SlcK Headache GastralgiaCrampsand
all other results of imperfect digestion
Price 30c and SL Large size contains 2K times
gmall slxa Book all about dyspepsia mailedfree
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