The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, September 16, 1898, Image 7

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    Patent Ortltia Report.
A copyright has been allowed to J.
H. Carmichapl , of Emmcttsburg. la. ,
for his Comp'pud'of Practical and'Val-
uablo Information , a boofcHhat will bo
> ifisued soon from the press of tlie Ceo.
E. Miller Printing Co. , of DCS Molucs * .
A patent has been allowed to H.
Kees , of Iowa Falls , for a wire fence
stay and lock. Straight wires are
placed in perpendicular position
apainst fence wires in pairs at inter-
vain between posts and fixed to the
fence wires by means of locking de
vices made of short wires having
hooks on their ends to engage the stays
and one or more straight 'stay ' wires
and the locking devices to keep all the
parts together securely.
Patents were issued last week to in
J ventors in different stales as follows :
Iowa , C ; Nebraska , 2 ; Minnesota , 5 ;
Kansas , 4 ; New York , 5C.
Consultations about inventions and
preparing and prosecuting applications
for patents , free !
THOMAS G. ORW1G & CO. ,
Proprietors of the Iowa Patent Office.
Dca Moines. Sept. 7 , 1898.
The clergyman doesn't object to A
young man's rinsing a 'bicycle belle
in church.
it-
No-To-Ilac for nrty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure. icakes vrcali
men strong , olood pure. f > 0c.81. All druggists.
Women always think they mean
what they say at the exact moment
they say it.
Nothing takes the conceit out of a
man like being beat at his own game.
Poor clothes cannot make
you look old. Even pale
cheeks won't do it.
Your household cares may
be heavy and disappoint
ments may be deep , but
they cannot make you look
old.
old.One
One thing does it and
never fails.
impossible to loolc
with the- color of
seventy years in your hair.
permanently postpones the
tell-tale signs of age. Used
according to directions it
gradually brings back the
color of youth. At fifty your
hair 'may look as it did at
fifteen. It thickens the hair
also ; stops it from falling
out ; and cleanses the scalp
from dandruff. Shall we
send you our book on the
Hair and its Diseases ? -
The Best AdvJco FPOC *
It you do not obtain oil the bnne-
fits you expected from tbe me of
the Vigor , T/rito the doctor about It.
Probably there Is some difficulty
vrtth .your general system -Rhica
inav bo easily removed. Address
IfB. . J. C , AVER , Lowell , Mass.
CURE YOURSELF !
CURE& * Uro Rig G for unnatural
'in 1 to a d.ji/ discharges , inflammations ,
Gatr&atctd irritations or ulcerations
" „
Dot to triimrc" of mncons membranes.
Prevents contagion. J'aiulcas. nnd not ustriu-
IfgSuTHEEvAKS CHEKieM.00. gen tor poisonous.
CIHCIWTI.O.L "I SoIdbyUrnst
O. B. J. . y I or seat 'n P'a'n ' wrapppr ,
by oiprpFs ; prepaid , for
JI.OO. or 3 bottlen , 2.75.
Circular sent ott rcqncst-
* * EI ave Uttod your valuable OASCA
EXISTS and find 'thorn perfect. Couldn't do
without them. I have used them for some time
for Indigestion and biliousness and am now com
pletely cured. Recommend them , to every one.
Once tried , you tvlll never be without them ID
the family. " EDW. A. MARX , Albany , N. Y.
CANDY
CATHARTIC
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent Taste Good. Do
Good , Never Sicken , Weaken , or Gripe , lOc , 25c. CUo.
. . . CURE CONSTIPATION. . . .
S.irlDC HruKfj Cimptuj , Cilt c3 , BcotmJ. Ken Tort. 3Z1
Tfl HRP'SO'daniljmnrantPca by'allclfcg-
U-afiU ?
- Ristito CVKETobacoo Habit
MEDICAL BATTKICIES .TOK Jb'ACIAr ,
treatnieut and aiLnervous din-uses for tS O ; end
fctamp for particulars. G. L. THOMAS , 152 W
Tivrnty-UUra Btrecu 'cw York Cliy.
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IE7/V Ii A V CASH each WEEK the year round ,
We * A I ifvousellStarkTrecs-Outlltfree.
SUEI KUESERT. LODISIiKi. SO. . Surk. Ko . Rociport , Ifl.
KE X DISCOVERY ; ch
_ , _ _ _ _ _ qnlcJirellefund cures woi t
-afe. . Send for book of testimonials nail 1O clays'
S. AtUnta , Ut.r
"of bad tealtu tnat i-T-P-A-X-S
JllJiot bpncat. Send 5 ccntfc to llip.-ms Chcmh-nl
* .for I0"latnl > les cad i"
y- %
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All French EUbjecU who arc 70 or
more years of age have a right to
clulin adtni&sion to one of the hospices ,
\yhcre they , are well fed and housed.
MnchlncH.
Inventors are plenty v/ho can make
a machine that will rise and float
u air , hut none has succeeded in mak
ing an apparatus that will guide it
through tbe , ciany currents of air. In
thinresp'ct' ' Hcstetter's Stomach Bit-
lerH acts an a safe guide by curing
stomach , liver and blood diseases , giv
ing a good appetite and a strong con
stitution.
A -fooUmay have his coat embroid
ered with gold , but it's a fool's coat
still. Illvarol.
llrauty IK Illoort Deep.
Clean blood means aclean skin. No beanty
without Ifc OajCvotSfCandy Catlinrtio
cleans your bloou and keeiis U clean , by s.tlr-
up tlie lary liver niul driving all Impu-
rlilus from the body. DoRlti today to btmlsli
plrnplos , bolls , blotuhr.s. b aclchcaus. und that
slclcly bilious complexion by talcing
reis beauty for ten cents. All
satbfacLlon Kuurantced. { Oc.r 50o.
On an average of'200 carrier pigeons
are ollicially kept in every German for
1
tress.
Recent improvements : u the new
models Noi3. G , 7 , and 8 Remington
Typewriters make them better man
over" before. Send for a catalogue
Wyckoff , Scamans & Benedict , 1610
Parnam Street. Omaha.
The man who can accurately de
scribe a woman's dress made a mis
take in not being born , a dressmaker.
j * Coo's Cough1 Balsam- ,
Is the oldcftt and best. It will break up"n cold qnlrSer
than anythlu , ; else. It Is always reliable. Try U.
Russia is going to abolish the diffi
culties' navicatiou of the mouth of
the Volga by cutting a canal directly
from the river to the Caspian sea.
ITall's CatarrU Care
Is taken internally. Price , 75c.
"Reputation is a good deal like a
linen suit. " "How's that ? " "When
you undertake to wash it , it always
shrinks the wrong way. " Detroit
Free Press.
New St. iMii'it Headquarters ,
The Baltimore & Ohio and Baltimore
& Ohio South Western railroads have
secured a long lease on the magnifi
cent room at Broadway and Locust
streets in St. Louis for the purpose of
consolidating under one roof the
freight and passenger offices now lo
cated , , in that city. The new location
is the ground floor of the American
Central building with 65 feet on Broad
way and 85 feat on Locust street. The
ticket office will be in the center , front
ing on Broadway , the freight depart
ment on one side and the passenger
department on the other , with General
Agent Orr's office in the rear. It is
quite probable that these offices will
be even handsomer than the B. & 0.
New York headquarters , which are the
finest in that city.
AH those suffering from I\ervous Debility
or Diseases peculiar to wen should consult.
The Dr. Louis Wi'iKfrt Co. , renowned and
loiis established Specialists of K'B Liberty
St , Nuw York. All com-sp > ndencu confi
dential. Send for free boolc containing
Method and Testimonials.
A boarding house is the place to get
substantial food. It is often so sub
stantial that you can't chew it.
iO Care voasrzjranori
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. lOe or 25u
C. C. C. fail to cure , drueeists refund most/ .
They are telling the story that Will
iam R. Evarts was going up once in
the elevator at the state department
which was loaded with applicants for
the ministerships and consulships.
Turning to a friend who accompanied
him , Mr. Evarts said : "This is the
largest collection of foreign missions
that I have , seen taken up for some
time. "
Managers of bicycle academies say
there is quite a falling off in the at
tendance thereof.
No man eArer realizes how fast he
can. go until he starts on a downward
career.
"A Perfect Type of ihe Highest Order of
Excellence in Manufacture. "
Absolutely Pure ,
JeliciouSj
Nutritious.
.CostsiessTiianGliEGEHTaCGp. .
Be sure that you get the Genuine Article ,
L * made at DORCHESTER , MASS , by
> WALTER BAKER & CO. Ltd.
f ESTABLISHED iySo.
ranll ( laddie
. ( Jr > - ift the hardest storms
s.tlutesvill disappoint. Ask for
.
U 's ' entirely nav .Jf r.o
your to * n. ' wrfcf for tfa
A. J. TOWER. Boston. Mass.
MENUS IS NO MYTH.
FOUNDER OF FIRST EGYPTIAN
DYNASTY REALLY EXISTED.
Hones nnd Seal Identified Wonderful
Proofs of Ancient History Lcadlajj to
the ftccongtructlon of thu Tradition ?
Until 2S'ow Doubted.
A very interesting discovery has >
been made by Dr. Borchardt .of the
Gizeh museum , which adds immensely
to our knowledge of early Egyptian
history , provided it is fully sustained ,
saj's the London Chronicle. The schol
ars have hitherto told us that the or
igins of Egyptian history were wrap
ped in absolute obscurity , and in par
ticular/that the founder of the first
Egyptian dynasty , whose name was
Menes , was a mythical person , like
Cadmus of Thebes , and old Anchises ,
and many other worthies , who , in sim
pler times , were regarded as real men.
To Menes was ascribed by the ancient
Egyptians the canals of Egypt and tbe
union of upper and lower Egypt into
one kingdom. Last year a tomb was
discovered near Thebes , and now Dr.
Borchardt 'has identified that tomb
with that of Menes , who turns out to
have been a real character. The bones
and the 'Seal of Menes , whose body
was burned , not embalmed , and the
inscription in which he calls himself
the king of upper and lower Egypt ,
have been so clearly identified that it
would appear there is little ground for
doubt. At least the authority of M. de
Morgan and Dr. Borchardt cannot
lightly be set aside and they are agreed
to this tomb being that of the real
founder of the first Egyptian dynasty.
In other words , Menes was no mytb ,
but a real human being , the founder of
a kingdom which endured , under the
guidance of a great and powerful
priesthood , for thousands of years. It
is clear that there is far more in an
cient tradition than the skepticism of
modern historians , especially of the
German school , has been wont to ad
mit. Much of the old Roman tradition
set aside by Niebuhr has now been vin
dicated beyond all dispute by the actu
al evidence of brick and stone. The
biblical records , which some of the cri
tics tried to dissolve into thin air , have
been justified by tangible evidence. One
scbool of critics resolved Abrabam into
a sun myth , but the personality of the
mighty founder of the most tenacious
race in human history stands cut again
in its imposing outlines. The German
advanced criticism of the new testa
ment has been pretty severely handled
by the still newer critics with the latest
learning. It seems not unlikely that
much of ancient history will be recon
structed , not as the subjective critics
who evolved camels out of their moral
consciousness imagined , but by a very
substantial incorporation of much that
was held to be legendary or mythical
into the surer history of the future. The
new history calls archeology , cranio-
logy and inscriptions to its aid , and so
earns for itself a position of strength
which before our century was un
known. The strange paradox is brought
about that the further we are removed
from ancient times the more we know
about them. In a special degree it may
be said that a fairly complete recon
struction of Egyptian history and reli
gion would be a most important contri
bution to the knowledge of the history
of mankind , and this knowledge seems
to be on the point of being obtained.
According to M. de Morgan , real Egyp
tian history begins with a race of con
querors whose origin was probably in
Babylonia. They brought with them
wheat and barley , the ox , the sheep , the
goat , the beginnings of writing , and
perhaps the use of tools. Tliey blended
with the primitive race living in the
stone age , and from that union the his
torical Egyptians proceeded. It was
this mixed race which built the pyra
mids and temples. So far , if M. de Mor
gan is to be relied on , and there are
few more trustworthy investigators ,
have the researches into the history of
old Egypt led us , and it is a long way.
Rabbit Luck for Fishing.
S. P. Lazarus tells of an odd experi
ence which fell to his lot some time ago
while fishing for bass in one of the
northern lakes. "While rowing the
boat across the lake , " he says , "I saw
something swimming in the water
some 200 feet away. I overtook it , and
discovered a rather tired rabbit swim
ming for dear life. I reached out and
gathered it in out of the wet , and with
a piece of twine tied the rabbit to the
seat , where it sat in the sun perfectly
quiet. It shivered for a time , but soon
became warm and animated. I kept
it in the boat the remainder of the
afternoon while fishing. Talk about
the hind foot of a churchyard rabbit !
It isn't in it with a live , four footed
rabbit. Bass began to bite , and in
short order I took in sixteen. When I
reached the shore the rabbit was re
leased , when , with a wink of thanks ,
he made a leap , and in an instant was
out of sight in the brush. I have tola
this to quite a number of my friends ,
and it has never been doubted. " St.
Paul Pioneer Press.
A Possibility.
Young Man ( very thin and very
long ) "I am going to a masquerade
party , and don't know what character
o assume. "
Old Man ( very thick and very short )
"Chalk your head and go as a bil-
iard cue. " Punch.
The Test of'IJreotl.
"Uncle , what breed "of chickens is the
jest- _ - .1
"WelK.sah , de. whi e.onps is-decasl-
> st found , and { he dark ones is de c-ast-
st hid arter you'gUs 'tbs. * ' liulan-
.polis Journal.
A V/O MAN'S
From the Rcolttcr-Gazcltc , llutkforC , III.
During the civil war nearly ab much horo-
( sm was shown by the womcu of our nation
as by the bravo soldiers. Many a womnu ,
weeping for her dead ton , bound np tbe
wounds of his suffering comrades , rejoicing
in their
renewed
strength ,
oven while
Forrowin g
fortboone
who was
gone. At
that tims
was laid
tbe found-
_ atiou , for
* * tbo world-
On the Datllefirld. famed or-
tratiization known as the Woman's l olief
Corps , whoso aid to tbo Eohlier of today ,
Gghting against tbe world for a living , is
no less notable than the heroism of the
early 'CO's.
.One of the most earnest members of the
corps at Byron , 111. , is Mrs. Jamea House-
weart , but illnebs once put it ttop to her
r.ctive work. A year or to ago , when she
was nearing fiity years of age , the time
wben women must bo most careful of their
strength , Mrs. Honsewenrt was taken seri
ously ill. Tbo family pbjviciau told her
that she had reched a critical period of her
life , and mu t be very careful. Kis pre
scriptions and treatment diduot benefit Lor ,
and other treatment proved unavailing.
At last Dr. AVillicun's Pink Pills for Palo
People woio brought to her notice , with in
disputable evidence ibat they wore helpful
in cases cucb as hers , nnd with renewed
bopo she tried tbo remedy. LaM , March she
took the first box of the pills , which gave
much relief. She was determined to be
cured , nnd kept on with the medicine , un
tile now eight boxes have been consumed ,
and she fools like a new woman.
Mrs. Housoweart paid : ' ! have'tnken
only eight boxer , but I have besn improv-
Ing'sinee I took the first dose. I do not be-
Hevo I could have lived without the pills.
They certaily have done me more peed
than any physician or any medicine I have
over tried. "
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are sold in boxes
( never in loose bulk ) at 50 cents a box or
six boxes for S2.50 , and may bo had of all
druggists , or direct by mail from Dr. Wil
liams' Medicine Co. , fc-ebencctndy , N. Y.
What a sensible woman * doecn't
know never troubles her , but it causes
her inquisitive neighbors hours of un
told agony.
An old bachelor says that love is
the sugar-coating on the bitter pill
of matrimony.
Don'i Tobacco Epit ana smcice YJt/r tire Away.
To quit tobacco easily aud fctcvcr , bo mag
netic , full of life , nerve , and vigor , take JTiT < t-
Bac , the wonder-worker , tbat makes weak men
strong. All drupsists. fiOcorSl. Cure guaran
teed. Booklet ami sample free. Aildres-
Sterling Remedy Cc , Cnicago or New York.
You can sometimes judge a man's
ability by the number of relatives he
has to support.
For Lung and chest diseases , PIso's Cure
Is the best medicine we have us-ed. Mrs. J.
L. NorthcottViiidsor , Out. , Canada.
A woman always agrees with a man
whose opinions are the same as her
own.
The spruce American tars pine for
opportunities to pitch into the Span
iards.
Mrs. Winsiowe soothing Syrnp
lldipatBetliinjr.-oftpn-ftheF'inu.lwtiiie i
cmiion , allays pain , cures\7ind coke. accents a'lott
There are but few female lawyers.
A woman would rather lay down the
law to one aian than practice it in
court.
A spinster says slie favors an Anglo-
American alliance or any other old
kind.
No one has been able to prove that
Bacon was Shake's peer.
MBS. PINEEAM'S ADVICE.
What Mrs. ISfoll Hurst lias to Say
About It.
Miss. PIXKHAM : When I wrote
to you I had not been well for five years ;
had doctored all the time but got no
better. 1 had-womb trouble very bad.
My womb pressed backward , causing
piles. I was in such misery I could
scarcely walk across the floor. Men
struation was irregular and too profuse - |
fuse , was also
troubled with
leucorrhcsa. I
had given tip all
hopes of getting-
well ; everybody
thought I had
. , consumption.
After taking-
five bottles of j
Lydia E. Pinkj j
Dana's Vcoeta-
V \v\\\ \ \ i/// / '
\ \ \ ' y/ ble Compound ,
I felt very much better
and was able to do nearly all my own
work. I continued the use of your medi
cine , and feel that I owe iny recovery to
you. I cannot thank yon enough for your
advice and your wonderful medicine.
Any one doubting1 my statement may
write to mo and I Avill gladly answer
all inquiries. Mrs. XCLL HUEST , Deepwater -
water , Mo.
Letters like the foregoing , con
stantly being- received , contribute not
a little to the satisfaction felt by Mrs.
Pinkham that her medicine and counsel
are assisting women to bear their heavy
burdens.
Mrs. Pinkharn'saddressisLynn , Mass.
All suffering women are invited to
write to her for advice , which will be
given without charge. It is an ex
perienced woman's advice to women.
Wherever Battle Ax goes it pacifies and satisfies
everybody and there are more men chewing
j
to-day than any other chewingtobacco ever made.
The popularity of jBattleAx is both national
and international. You find it in Europe : you
find it in Maine : you find it in India , and you'll
find it in Spain ( very soon ) .
Our soldiers and sailors have already taken it to
Cuba and the Philippines ! Are you chewing it ?
My
cy Cj2a
LAUNDRY WORK MADE EASY USING BY
KEITH'S M
It pats on that enamel , jrlossy finish that is so desira
ble. It makes bhirts , Shirt Waists. Collars and Cuffs
look like new. Keith's Enamel Starch is the most
economical starch made. It will do more work , do it
with less labor and do it bettor than any other starch.
If it does not. entire satisfaction
J 2tt\SJ ! uffl&tf give you your
-ti-A ifijJvsS 1VH rcfand year inouf-y. Largo p.-idcase , 1O cents ; emulS
REMARKABLE Di5COYBS > Jg/ j package , G cents. If year grocer does not have it , please
FC.I FIME ifsxsa Ya' [ us his name and address aiul we will send you an
ouaEsKo COOKING , t ENAMEL STARCH RECEIPT HOOK for your trouble.
10 A PACKAOZl l !
OEKjU..E * tt'irTOT10 - I Manufactured by
' * *
KjylSWHfu KSiTH EH&E6EL STARCH OQ , , GHIGAGO , III.
'V ' S CTi IT H F3 > E 1 < ? il r <
d 3 > feu OSI ECTr
i\"c tnsRC Cnc Surravs , Lug/iiL's. Phaetons anil iSiuul AVaKons.i j ans ! , , c'tr .Tare-
Oirgi nilbliftvc hcun la\o-ahly known to ihe trcd < : ii > r je.trc. , . , era , anj omrr
We uow E-J1 uircfl to tlia Mjr Ot YTheI ! e t'rlf < > 5. TLe strcwtll 1 07nt lltb ! U
liiijcr prefers. 10 deal vlti the factory. He gets ot us flee !
wtrkat less price than agents ask for low CTale > chIe ! ° . We sblp anywhere ,
ruiiject to siamtuatlon. WE DSM11.B on'boiirii can Krn ss City. < Io. , or lloshen ,
ind. , us may suit purchaser. Send for catclouovith prlt-es plainly prtmtil.
n-s FKESS. Write today. We sell Twlng Machines anJ the r.ObUk.T KICUI.K .i
veil. AH at Whoii-silc I'rfff a. Al.L ccuii. Vo matter where you live , you arc not
too for a tray to do l > nsln : > > . with IIP and sat e money.Adorers. .
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I FARMERS , STOCKMEN , MERCHANTS |
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ej When visiting Omaha this fall , don't forget to look us up. )
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GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OF
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$50,000 Stock of all grades of
Furniture recently bought at the
very lowest cash price will be of
fered during the next few months
at special prices.
Cubtorncrs visiting Omaha will
find this the largest and oldest
furniture store here , and we will
make every effort to please both
In goodfe and prices.
Chas. Shiverick & Co. ,
FURNITURE ,
12Oo Douglas St. , Omaha.
Next to 3IilIard Hotel.
KOTE To satisfy ourselves a ? to whether thSi
advertisement ! s read we u ill make a discount of
1 per cent on the purchase of any customer who
will tell us they were directed to u by It nnd that
they -will rci-oinmenti us to their irleads It tlt
goods they buy are sans factory.
ic ! to Ladies : We civo Trading Stzmos
W. N. U. OMAHA. No. 38-18O3
feasa An3veriEj flavcrilsemeats Eindiy
Keatfoa This Faoer.
Or. Kay's Bencvster ° "
, t "uroaJlpp }
sia constipation , liver act ! kidncvilisf ascs.bil-
liousness , headache , etc. At drusjribts : Sc in l-
Thompson's Eye Wafer *
ENSIONS , PATENTS , CLAIMS.
W. MORRSS , WASH1NSTOH. D. K.
-cte Jrlcclp. ! Eraminfr C S. Pension Enreia.
C r ; . ia lart v.u. , Ijnc idi ; ua2 claims , af.j.
FAIRBANI Omaha
'Cr cooshp. cold ?
andthroatdlicais
* < RI 11 ffB § Set Your Pension
r l&fili HlSilS DOUBLE QUICK
Write CAP7. O'FARRELL. Pension Agent ,
1425 New York Av er.ue , WASK1NQTON. D. C.
W. R. ROBERTS , for years Cashier of the Citizens' Bank of
Omaha , and widely and very favorably known in Omaha and Io a ,
writes on Alar G. JSH8 : ' "About 2 } years sgo I was troubled with ner
vous DYSPEPSIA ? cold feet and hands , lack of circulation , loss of
fiesh , etc. i slept poorly and was in a terrible condition. I took
nov < itc
nnd found it" to he the Lest remc3y I ever used. I took no other medi
cine and in a short time I aiued40 , po'-inds , I haye. since taking the
Renovator , ute well , slept v.-ell , and aui free from cold hands and feet ,
circulation is good and the cure j > cens : permanent and lasting. "
Dr Kay's Renovator "is soM by ilrrgsist. . or sent bv rr.rtil lorCT ct an-1 SI or 6 fr.r
* 5. Do aoi take any substitute , for it has no e iu.ia. It iin c i-cllent put .ucr acil th =
Lest nerve tonic known. "Ssna for Dr. ICcv's liorne Trolinftit. . n llhislruiuil 114 pase
Voolc. free. One man sniii he wculd.no : take J3 for one or its nvivpts : uiiotncr said ho
TtouIdJiot tJUc-tlO for the LociDr _ Ji. J. Ka > ' -Hewical-Co O.ruiha , Neb.
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