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The schol ars have hitherto told us that the or igins of Egyptian history were wrap ped in absolute obscurity , and in par ticular/that the founder of the first Egyptian dynasty , whose name was Menes , was a mythical person , like Cadmus of Thebes , and old Anchises , and many other worthies , who , in sim pler times , were regarded as real men. To Menes was ascribed by the ancient Egyptians the canals of Egypt and tbe union of upper and lower Egypt into one kingdom. Last year a tomb was discovered near Thebes , and now Dr. Borchardt 'has identified that tomb with that of Menes , who turns out to have been a real character. The bones and the 'Seal of Menes , whose body was burned , not embalmed , and the inscription in which he calls himself the king of upper and lower Egypt , have been so clearly identified that it would appear there is little ground for doubt. At least the authority of M. de Morgan and Dr. Borchardt cannot lightly be set aside and they are agreed to this tomb being that of the real founder of the first Egyptian dynasty. In other words , Menes was no mytb , but a real human being , the founder of a kingdom which endured , under the guidance of a great and powerful priesthood , for thousands of years. It is clear that there is far more in an cient tradition than the skepticism of modern historians , especially of the German school , has been wont to ad mit. Much of the old Roman tradition set aside by Niebuhr has now been vin dicated beyond all dispute by the actu al evidence of brick and stone. The biblical records , which some of the cri tics tried to dissolve into thin air , have been justified by tangible evidence. One scbool of critics resolved Abrabam into a sun myth , but the personality of the mighty founder of the most tenacious race in human history stands cut again in its imposing outlines. The German advanced criticism of the new testa ment has been pretty severely handled by the still newer critics with the latest learning. It seems not unlikely that much of ancient history will be recon structed , not as the subjective critics who evolved camels out of their moral consciousness imagined , but by a very substantial incorporation of much that was held to be legendary or mythical into the surer history of the future. The new history calls archeology , cranio- logy and inscriptions to its aid , and so earns for itself a position of strength which before our century was un known. The strange paradox is brought about that the further we are removed from ancient times the more we know about them. In a special degree it may be said that a fairly complete recon struction of Egyptian history and reli gion would be a most important contri bution to the knowledge of the history of mankind , and this knowledge seems to be on the point of being obtained. According to M. de Morgan , real Egyp tian history begins with a race of con querors whose origin was probably in Babylonia. They brought with them wheat and barley , the ox , the sheep , the goat , the beginnings of writing , and perhaps the use of tools. Tliey blended with the primitive race living in the stone age , and from that union the his torical Egyptians proceeded. It was this mixed race which built the pyra mids and temples. So far , if M. de Mor gan is to be relied on , and there are few more trustworthy investigators , have the researches into the history of old Egypt led us , and it is a long way. Rabbit Luck for Fishing. S. P. Lazarus tells of an odd experi ence which fell to his lot some time ago while fishing for bass in one of the northern lakes. "While rowing the boat across the lake , " he says , "I saw something swimming in the water some 200 feet away. I overtook it , and discovered a rather tired rabbit swim ming for dear life. I reached out and gathered it in out of the wet , and with a piece of twine tied the rabbit to the seat , where it sat in the sun perfectly quiet. It shivered for a time , but soon became warm and animated. I kept it in the boat the remainder of the afternoon while fishing. Talk about the hind foot of a churchyard rabbit ! It isn't in it with a live , four footed rabbit. Bass began to bite , and in short order I took in sixteen. When I reached the shore the rabbit was re leased , when , with a wink of thanks , he made a leap , and in an instant was out of sight in the brush. I have tola this to quite a number of my friends , and it has never been doubted. " St. Paul Pioneer Press. A Possibility. Young Man ( very thin and very long ) "I am going to a masquerade party , and don't know what character o assume. " Old Man ( very thick and very short ) "Chalk your head and go as a bil- iard cue. " Punch. The Test of'IJreotl. 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Men struation was irregular and too profuse - | fuse , was also troubled with leucorrhcsa. I had given tip all hopes of getting- well ; everybody thought I had . , consumption. After taking- five bottles of j Lydia E. Pinkj j Dana's Vcoeta- V \v\\\ \ \ i/// / ' \ \ \ ' y/ ble Compound , I felt very much better and was able to do nearly all my own work. I continued the use of your medi cine , and feel that I owe iny recovery to you. I cannot thank yon enough for your advice and your wonderful medicine. Any one doubting1 my statement may write to mo and I Avill gladly answer all inquiries. Mrs. XCLL HUEST , Deepwater - water , Mo. Letters like the foregoing , con stantly being- received , contribute not a little to the satisfaction felt by Mrs. Pinkham that her medicine and counsel are assisting women to bear their heavy burdens. Mrs. Pinkharn'saddressisLynn , Mass. All suffering women are invited to write to her for advice , which will be given without charge. 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