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About The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 26, 1897)
H 1 EXTUAOKDINAJEtY K / NERVOUSNESS. Blindfolded , Could Count Every Scam J When AValUlujr Across a Carpet. f/ | Prom the Capital , Sedalla , Mo. If , There 5a probably no one better known In Vj Fedaliu , especially ainonjj the members of / ' the First Baptist Church , thau Mrs. Mollie r ? J E. Roe , the wifoof Mr. Hoe , the nurscry- Jf \ man. and nothing is better known among / the lady's acquaintances , than that for the Kf % ) past four years she has been a physical H W wreck from locomotor ataxia , in Its severest B \ Jorm. 'J'hat she has recently recovered her k \ health , .strength and normal locomotion has K \ hceu made apparent by her being seen fre- K m gf < j e tly on the Erects and in cnurch , and H m toifact induced a representative of the 1 Jf Capital toe.ii > en Mrs. Hoc to enquire into B \ the circuriwt.utces of her remarkablerccov- V * vMr . Un'i wauseen athcrhonseatthe L * corner of Ohio Avenue and Twenty-fourth. V \ Hired , ar.d teemed only too glad to give the V iollowing. 'iaiuryofhcreaboiorpubncatiou : k " & * "Four yMi\t ago , " she said , "I was at- V E tJicked with .i disease which the physicians g \ tliaguosed as locomotor ataxia , and 1 was H i speedily reduced to a mere wreck. 1 had no L - , I vMiitrol of : uy muscles , and could not lilt the PPj jg t lcist thing. 31y flesh dlsappeateduntil my H V | { ; bonus a'rvost pierced iny skin. The sense of L b , % Vi tmieh bc < oexquisitelysensitivethatI < sh * Wiivol could by walking over the softest V IP tL t'ari. 'ctbU.idroldcd.havccouutedeveiyscam , B wit ? u " ' " • ' ho imagined how 1 felt when try- H4 ! ! I ing to inoveitiy uncontrollable limbs. Bl.ll. "The most eminent physicians were con- Bl r suited , but they gave liio no relief , and 1 H IB was * without hope , and would have prayed HWfk - for death but for the thought of leaving my H * JMff little children. All thought of recovery B w had ; , roio , and it was only looked upon as a BM question of time by my husband and my KM j Jricnds when my troubles would cud in the B l i grave. K M ( , "One , day while in this condition , I re- jf ccived : t newspaper fifim some friends in Hf'2 Denverwith a i.ews item markedand while Bfp reading it my eyes fell upon an account of KS u .r.arkable cure of locomotor ataxia , by Blnf the use of Dr. Williams * Pink Tills for Pale H > 9k | Pcoplo. and thecaseasdescribed wasexact- ft 9B\ -v , similar to my ow u. 1 at once made up my Ahk \ ir.iiid to try the i-cmcdy , and began accord- U | \ ' ing to directions to take the pills. The first HSfj ' / bo > : had not gone when 1 experienced a HRMr' ' / limrkeu improvcmer.t. and as I continued I Kflf / j-jrew better and better , until I was totally B K cured. I took about four boxes in all , and / ILiSI after vn o years ot the most bitter suffering Vv ' was as well as I ever was. Not only my LH | ' feelings but my appearance underwent a K B change 1 gained ilcsli , and though now B forty-three years old , I feel like a young Kv girl. You can sav that Mrs. Koe owes her E recovery to Dr. Williams' Pink Pills , and PHr\ that she knows that there is nothing in the JeA ' world like them. h MjF ( Signed ) Mollie E. Roe. " Ht JPj Stibscribed and swon : to before me this K 2L. ? 4thdayof August , 1S0G. K # ' , Geouge B. Dent , Notary Public Pf X • [ seat. . ] Pettis Co. , Mo. I BfiK \ Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain , in a con- V \ denscd form , all the elements necessary to K 1 give now life and richness to the blood and V' * restore shattered nerves. They are also a m\ \ specific for troubles peculiar to females , such K , ' ' as suppressions , irregularities and allforms ta& of wealmcss. - They build up the blood , and Hv l-cstorc the glow of health to pale and Hl sallow checks. In men they eflecta radical HflLi cure iu all cases arising f ram mental worry , over-work or excesses of whatever nature. Pink Pills are sold in boxes ( never in loose bulk ) at 50 cents a box or six boxes for$2.50 , 1 X and may behad of all crmrgists.or direct by KXJ mail from Dr. Williams'Medicine Company , BT v Schenectady , N. Y. K 4 lie Knew. Hft Mrs. Slimson It seems strange 1 that you should ask Mr. Clinker to ffi change your belt for you. How did 1 he know wliat size j'ou wantd ? HBj - * ' Clara He measured my waist , H E mother , before he loft 1st evening. FT\Jk , < Cne'n Coach Ttsilnm Kn \ & Ie the oldest and best. It u ill bivaL up a cold quicker H if ' v Mian nnything-el e. It i- alwan liable. Try it. ll BfC Tim Climate. HLk "I have been accustomed to better H'tf days than these , " said the tramp , sor- KH rowfully. Vv\ "You must have lived in California , " Kr GalcI tlie marhle-hearted housewife. Washington Times. BK. I believe my prompt use of Jfisos Cure Hnp prevented quick consumption. Mrs. Lucy Hi Wallace , Marquet , Kan. , Dec. 195. , . k Xenrly every man is compelled to walk K up hill to reach his grave. HR When billious or costive , eat a Cascaret. mf candy cathartic , cure guaranteed , 10c , 25c. B | When you are a fool don't pretend to be f M \ A man is a nrystery only to himself ; ' Kl J' other people nnder > tand him. ? I I " > Dssease Does F ot WbM I Stamp till. I Hi Every one is either growing better H H \ or worse. W BP | How is itivith you ? B H Bi Yon are suffering from K H > KIDNEY , LIVER I B or URINARY TROUBLES , g | & Have tried doctors and medicine with. H Hy out avail , and have become disgusted. H DOK'T GIVE UPS | WELL CURE YOU. 1 1 Thousands now well , but once like you , flj say so. Give an honest medicine an non- ; est chance. E I Large bottle or new style smaller one at your druggist's. "Write for free treatment - e ment blank to-day. Warner's Safe Cure , . Co. , Eochester , N. Y. l m pajaesaPATtTER of cextpry ot.tx 9. A Ko RUST nor RATTIiE. OutlaU tin or irtm. \ fl ; A DnrahloiibMitufc for Planter on tvn.Hn. m I < Warer I'rocfStheathlnjj of saroe materialthe 1 S' SMOKE YOUR MEAT WITH' r U JJiECUUE. L KRAUSER & BRO , MiLTOK , PA. ] c W i Mm Hi | I ' J ANEW AY'S WIFE. ttgSB.ADISON JANE- 8iMr \ ; vas ahvays H ) yQgBlpointed \ out as a I T/flMffir ® "Belf-made man" } \ iMffijtik \ and was well satis- m tWM % I III fied with his own Mll , { XfJ tft \ ft I' ' handiwork , for con- R | IV 1 J A tent radiated from ( j l - " V ' his full face and i' ' ! ti'4r ! from his figure , ' 'lllllF' ' which had lost its youthful muscle under creeping waves of flesh. Mr. Janeway had satisfied his ambitions as far as It is possible for a man to do it. Fortunately for his content these as pirations were of the kind that are most often realized. He had a hand some wife and three bright children ; he was president of the state bank , an institution known to be founded on the rock of sound finance : he bad besn mayor of Shewanee and was a member of the legislature. So much of earthly glory > had fallen to his share. When he read the obituary of another self-made man he always nodded his head sagely as much as to say : "I know how it gees ; I started with " Mr. Jane- nothing myself. In fact way's election to the legislature came of the admiration the electors had for a man of the people. When his con stituents hired a band and went to con gratulate him they found him ready with said "Fellow-citi a speech. He : zens , I will not try to hide from you my deep gratification at the result of the 1 election. I wanted to be elected I have wanted a good many things and I've generally got them. But not with out < working. I started with nothing I did chores for my keep , 1 went to school when I could , I picked up a penny i here and a penny there ; I did any honest work that I could find. And where am 1 now ? President of a hank , ex-mayor and member of the legisla ture. 1 I thank you. friends , for your votes , yet I feel thai. I have won my own way ; that I am one , a private , perhaps 1 , inhe great army of self- made i men. " He bowed and retired amid loud applause. In another , this speech would have provoked criticism , but 1 one of th-5 privileges of the self- made man is to praise his maker with out stint. Mr. and Mrs. Janeway had just come from 1 a visit to their new house , which their ( architect assured them was in the purest I style of the gothic renaissance. But 1 they were sure , too , which seemed to ( them of far more importance , that . it was the finest house in town and quite eclipsed Mrs. Morgan's red-brick mansion. They were to move into it at once and Mrs. Janeway went about the old house planning what should be left be hind , as not coming up to the artistic standard of the new place. "Come here a minute , Madison , " she called from an obscure entry back of the dining- rcom. Mr. Janeway laid down his paper and went to her , fallowed by Florry , thair youngest child. "What is it , my dear ? " he asked. "Hadn't we better pack this away the frame's so shabby that it isn't fit for the new house ? " She pointed tea s faded photograph , hanging in a dark corner. It was the likeness of a plain woman , with a broad mouth and eyes widely separated , the hair was parted and drawn baci : from the forehead like two curtains ; a watch-chain picked out in gilt encircled her neck and her lips and cheaks were touched with carmine , giving the face a ghastly pretense of life. life.Mr. Mr. Janeway stared at it meditatively. "I hadn't notic&d it for a long time , " he said. r " S § Si 111' ' ' i W r/l I I tUf. Am&m \ WtrsB > I OX& \ - - "WHO ARE YOU ? " "Wrho is that lady , papa ? " Florry asked , looking at the picture as if she saw it for the first time. "Why , Florrv , that was my first svife , " he answered , surprised that she had not known it before. "Was she my mamma , too ? " "No no , " he replied , hastily. "She was Sarah Deering. " "Wasn 't she any relation to me ? " the child persisted. She was but eight years old and the ramifications of kinship were yei a mystery to her. "Of course not , " her mother said.rath- 3r sharply. "Your papa was married to her when he was very young long before he lived here or knew me. I thought you iad heard this before. " She turned to her husband. "Madison , shall I lay this picture away ? " Mr. Janeway looked at her attentive ly was it zeal for an artistic ensemble ar was there a lurking jealousy of the woman who had come before ? "Pack it away if you like , " he said , turning iway. "It is shabby. " Long after his wife and children were sleeping Mr. Janeway sat smoking and thinking complacently of his success. He , Madison Janeway , had begun with nothing , and ° .t 50 he had won the things he had longed for at 20. The 3pemng and closing of the door at- traded his attention. He looked up. A woman walked across the room. A plain woman , with an honest , ugly "face and a short , thick figure. "Who are you ? " Mr. Janeway asked , frowning at her intrusion. "Don't you know me , Maddy ? " she returned. He was starred when she called him Maddy it was more than twenty years since he had been called that. "Are you are you but you can't be Sa rah , " he stammered. "She has been dead these many years. " "I am Sarah , " she answered. "You have changed , Maddy. " "Yes yes we are apt to , " he re plied , uneasily. "But you look just the same. " He said this to see if she would account for her presence. "The living can only see the dead as they were in life , " she returned. "You sold the farm , didn't you ? " Mr. Janeway felt as if a reproach lay in the observation. "Yes , I sold the farm , " he said. "I needed the money to put into other investments. " "I worked hard on that place , " she said , crossing her hands very rough , worn hands. "J worked very hard there those years I tried to save all I could , Maddy. " "You were a good wife , Sarah , " he replied ; "and both of us had our bur dens , I guess. " "And it was my money that bought the farm you had nothing when you came courting , me , did you , Maddy ? And j-ou said that my being thirty years old and you being just of age made no diffe-ence. " "Yes ; I suppose I said that , and I'm sure I always tried to be good to you , " he said in answer to that unspoken reproach preach that seemed to lie behind her spoken words. "I tried to treat you well. " "The money that came to me just be fore I died from "Uncle John must have been a help I left it and the farm to you. Maddy. " Her dull eyes seemed to force him to acknowledge his debt. "Yes yes Sarah. I know that I owe much to you. Without your help and money I should have had a much hard er time getting en my feet. Yet I think I should have succeeded in any case. " Mr. Janeway could not forbear offering this tribute to his " self-esteem. "How ever , I gratefully acknowledge your aid , zrah. " "Ycu have another wife now , Maddy , and children , " she said. "But I was first. I believed in you , and I worked for you , oh. so willingly. I knew that you were different from me I knew that ycu had hopes that stupid Sarah could never understand. I knew that I was your companion in your work , but not in your hopes. I knew that we were growing further apart every year that we lived together. I knew that while I was getting to be worked out and middle-aed. that you were only coming to your prime. I knew that it was bet that I died when I did he- fore I came to be a drag on you. Yet. Maddy , before her and your children , 'I think yeu ought not to shame me , for I was your taithful wife the wife of your youth , and I gave you all I had to give my money , my love , my toil. " Before Mr. Janeway could answer she was gone and he sat alone. The next Jay , however , he took the old photograph downtown and ordered for it a gorgeous frame. When it was returned he hung it in his new library , where it looked strangely , alien between a St. Cecilia and the Arabian Falconer , bought at the instigation of the archi tect. Florry , with a child's quickness , no ticed the fine new gilt frame that sur rounded the ugly , good face. "What have you done to the lady ? " she asked. "Aren't you going to pack her away , like mamma said ? " "No , the picture is to stay here. Do you remember who I said it was ? " "Yes it was your first wife. " Mr. Janeway took her on his knee. "Florry , " he began soberly , "when I was a little boy I was very poor as poor as the Gaits" a family celebrated in the town for ill-luck and poverty. "I went to school when I could , but that was mighty little , for I had to work most of the time. Sometimes I'd get most discouraged , but I had to work just the same. One year I worked for a man named Deering ; he had a daugh ter , and when she found hov/ much I wanted to go to school she lent me some money money she had saved by pinch ing and scraning. After awhile her father died and she married me. I had nothing and she owned a good farm , but she married me. In six years she died and left everything to me. She gave me my start. She was a good woman , and believed in me when no body else did. The other night papa dreamed that he saw her and talked to her , and it made him feel ashamed that he had seemed to forget her. " Mr. Jane way felt that he was making a hand some reparation , but he was a man who aimed to do right it was necessary to his self-esteem. The child wriggled from his arms and walked away with an awed glance at the picture. Mr. Janeway stared at it musingly. "Are you satisfied now , Sarah ? " he caughi himself saying. "Pshaw that dream holds to me still , " he exclaimed , "but anyhow I've done her justice. " And though the architect declared that the photograph quite spoiled the effect of the library and begged that it might be banished to some back room , Mr. Janeway was firm , and the dull , good face of his first wife kept its place between the St Cecilia and the Ara bian Falconer. Singing as an Antidote to Consumption. It is asserted that singing is a cor rective of the too common tendency to pulmonic complaints. An eminent physician observes on the subject : "The Germans are seldom afflicted with consumption and this , I believe , is in part occasioned by the strength which their lungs acquire by exercising them j : in vocal music , for this constitutes an I essential branch of their education. " ! g fc Ml : - . . . . - . " - " - / ' . - -I I ' ' I II I I * Lost Vitality Fully Restored THROUGH THE .Magical Treatment OFFERED BY THE STATE A1EDICAL COMPANY ( Of Nebraska , Incorporated , ) A corporation that has paid $200,000 for a secret treatment that has been tested in private practice for nearly ten years. Thousands of men who have given up hope of being' cured are being fully restored by us to their former selves. The "Slate Jfcdicul Company" is clmrtered by , and under the laws of , the State of Nebraska , with a capital of 82fj0.000 , subscribed by loading business men of largo means. men who , after the most severe experimental tests of this Magical Treatment , organized themselves into a strong corporation for the f.oo ! purpose of placing "before the public the most wonderful treatment ever known for the cure of Lost Vitality and Jtestoration of Life Force in old and young met- Thousands of young and old men have indiscreetly sapped the Vital Forces , and shattered theNerves , until they have become despondent , irritable , and other wise discouraged , and many feel that life is not worth living. Thousands of graves have been filled by suicides from this most deplorable disease. It causes Loss of Memory , "Weakness of Body and Mind , and other difficulties which we can only explain in our private circulars and letters. The original owner of this MAGICAL TREATMENT was often strongly urged to place it on the market , hut always refused , saying : "I cannot advertise without being classed among the great herd of quacks , who are always preying upon and humbugging suffering humanity. " ' And , right here , let us gay that when you see a free-cure or a free-prescript ion advertisement , or an advertisement of "one honest man ' 1 ( ? ) who claims to have been cured and wants to give thf information mation free , just set it down that there is a nUjycr in the woodpile , somewhere. "We have KO FREE TREATMENT , NO FREE PRESCRIPTION , but we have a treatment that will cure all curable cases , and wo have cured thousands where the best remedies known to the highest medical authorities have failed. When you see an advertisement which claims to "cure all. " no matter how bad , don 't vou believe it. for there are some cases beyond ' all medical skill , that even our MAGICAL TREATMENT cannot cure. But , where we cannot cure , we promptly tell you so , and we will cheerfully return every dollar where our TREATMENTS fail. "When any one claims he can cure so that the disease trill never return again , he malces false statements , because these same troubles and diseases will return under the same conditions that originall\- brought them on : but one who has for a time , even a short time , been deprived of his manly vigor , when it is restored to him again will be more careful in his after life , and thcrebj' continue to enjoy these blessings during the rest of his life. "We do not send medicines C. O. D. until the patient so order- . and wo do not wish to be classed among the great band of quacks plying their vocation aii over the country. "We know what we have , and know it to be a wonderful rem edy. "We have made many marvelous cures among those v. ho ha\o tried the best known treatment . The State Board of Health has for years recognized the necessity of a remedy for these diseases , and a living evidence of its great importance may be found in the State Insane Asylum of Nebraska , as well as in every other insane asylum in the world. There comes a time to those afflicted when they will reach a point beyond i all medical aid , and you should not delay longer. We will send you full partic- . uiars , securely sealed , on application. Address , J j STATE MEDICAL COMPANY. Omaha , Neb J I REV. JURY A. HIIXIS. In a letter just received from the noted Evangelist , Kev. Mary A. Hillis , she writes : ' • I gladly give my testimony to the healinp properties of Dr. Kay's Lung Balm. My son has had a terrible cough every winter for five years and he took dozens of bottles of the leading cough medicines but nothing seemed to help him or quiet his congh. But two 25c boxes of Dr. Kay's Lung Balm ha ; cured him , and it has been a great re lief to other members of my family when afflicted with colds. " We know there never has been a medi cine to equal it for the lungs , throat or catarrh. WE GUARANTEE IT to cure even if all other remedies and doctors have failed. Why not try it now. It costs only 25c. a box at druggists , or sent by mail 03' Dr. B. .T. Kay Medical Co . Omaha , Neb. Send for booklets. Valuable book on female dis eases free. 1CC7 BUS. POTATOES PER ACRE. Don't believe it , nor did the editor until he saw Salzer's great farm seed catalogue. It's wonderful'what an ar ray of facts and figures and new things and big yields and great testimonials menials it contains. Send This Xotice and 10 Cents Stamps to John A. Salzer Seed Co. , La Crosse , WTis. , for catalogue and 12 rare farm seed samples , worth ? 10 , to get a start. w.n. Left in Trust. The estate of Benjamin Potter of Kent county. Delaware , about fifty years ago , was left in trust for the benefit of the poor whites of the county not within the almshouse. The attorney for the estate is about to distribute among the poor § 6,000 accumulated surplus from the pro ceeds of the estate. The property consists of about 3,000 acres of farm land. Home Seekers' Excursions at Half Rates Via the Missouri Pacific Railway and Iron Mountain Route to points in the vvest and southwest. Tickets on sale Tuesdays : March 2 and 10. April 0 and 20 , and May 4 and IS. For descrip tive and illustrative pamphlets of the different states , time and in..p fold ers , address II. C. Tov.n.send. . General Passenger agent , St. Louis. Mo. .Notions ; Is Free. Since the great caves of this coun try were turned into show places a close watch has to be kept on visitors to prevent their annexation of stalactites - tites , "cave acorns. " gypsum crys tals , and other curious and beautiful formations. Not even the broken stalactites laying about the floor can be appropriated , for these are gath- tered and sold by the owners or , lessees of these hole in the ground. | i Deafness Cannot He Cnreil I bs * local applirations , as they cannot leach the diseased portion of ilie ear. There is , ' only one way to cure de. 'ifii < " - - , and that is by constitutional remedies , licufncts i > > cau-ed by an inflamed condition of ilie mucous lining of 'the Eustachian Tube. When this till e linfiaineii you have a rumbling sound , or ini ] erfect Iiearin- ' . and when it is entirely closed deafness i the result , and utile , ihe inflamation can be laken out and thi * tu'u re-torod to its normal condition , hearing will ! .e de stroyed fore\er : ninera-e- out of ten ate caused by catarrh , vhieh is nothing hue an inllamed condition of the mucous sur faces. We will pive One Hundred Dollars for any case of Jieafnes- rai-ed by catarrh i that cannot be cuted hy Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for ei cub > rs. free. K .7. ( 'HENKY & CO. , Toledo , O. Sold bv drui : ist > - . 7T c. Hall's "Family l'ills aie the best. Ho rtlr * t'reatnre. First Chum I'll never speak to that Fred Bumpton again. He bad the au dacity to back out of the parlor the ether night throwing kisses at me. Second Chum Why , the heartless creature ! And you right there within reach ! Detroit Free Press. Sirs.V2q 1o's Soothing Srnp For rliiidr n teethinp.sof ten * t.ccums.r ! dn ee > inflam mation , allaj spam , cure > tvlnd coliu. 2i coats bottle. Fa til i sand weaknesses of others vrill not help you. CASSi-tinTS stimulate liver , kidneys nnd bowels. Never sickeu. weaken or gripe,10c A fat man is all right so leug as he is not in his own way. noir 3Irj. Sprasrae Saw a French Duel ' Mrs. Kate Chase Sprague is one of : the few American women who ever had J i the pleasure of witnessing a ieal duel. One day in Paris she accompanied a j I French lady of high social position to j ! see a duel in the outskirts of Paris. • Two journalists of the ooulevards were | the combatants. Of ccurse , the ladies j remained in their carrla ? ? , and their' ' j presence was unknown to all , save one j of the seconds , who had invited and es-i { corted them to the scene of conflict. For a wonder , the due ! was not a blood less one. At the first shot one of the be'ligerents was seriously wounded , and as the blood spurted the French woman in the carriage screamed , and would have betrayed the presence of the femuline audience it r.lrs. Sprague • bad not clapped net nand over her i friend's mouth. NrsTOBAC FOR FIFTY CENTS. Over a-i,0i:0 : cured. WhynotletNo-To-Hac 1 regit ate or renu vej our desire for tobacco. Saves money , makes heaith and manhood. Cure guaranteed , "iOe und SI . ( W.all druggists. oiuj'l..ie 1'icht i C | . ' At one of the performances of "Cymbcline * " by Modjeska's company , one of the audience heard a man be hind him say to another : "What is this piece , and where did she get it ? * ' "Oh , " ' answered his companion , "somethiner she picked up. I suppose. " ' , All this seems loss repi ehensible when Dr. John.sonV criticism of • • ymbe- - line " is recalled. To him it mounded j like the creation of a lunatic without a single lucid interval FITS stopped frrcaiiil perinficemly cnr < < l. Nofitt after first day's use of Dr. ivline's Ureal Sme Restorer , t ree $2 trial liottle anil treatise ixuA to Dp- Hum , 931 Arcl. 1'liiladelphia , Pa. | Few men can look impressed w hen their I wives talk about their economy. I ' Jcst try a 10c box of Cascarets , randy cathartic the finest liver and bowel regulator later made. Xothing makes an old man so disagree able as failure. „ GUARANTEED. W , § Wcknow there is no taw of dyspepsia 141 or constipation or denu.ircntcnt of tlie-toin- i , H ach. liver , kidneys or howols so bad but H that Dr. Kny's Renovator will euro 11. So H WE GUARANTEE IT. Never has there been j H Mich uiuualdicd | .success in treating all j 9H such caseK with any other other remedy. H You should try it now. There is no better jffl spring medicine. You will be more titan M pleased IT you try it. The following i n 1 1 sample of the thousands of letters received 1 1 by us. Mr. Edward Wood , of Prbnehur , Ij l Iowa , writes : " 1 bavo taken Dr. Kay" * 1 1 Renovator und it ban cured mo of dysjiup- i | bin of about ten years stand.ng. I wits to f l bad off that everything I ate boured on iny < < H btoinacli. I can now cat most anything. i l | 1 am now 71 years old. " * H Send at once for free booklet with treat- H meat of all diseases , recipes , testimonial * . H etc. Special ! < > oklet on female disease fH free , l'r.ce of Dr. Kay's Renovator "JSc | fl and 1. and is sold by druggists or sent , by fifl mail on receipt of price. .Address Dr. B. M J. Kay Medical Co , Omaha , Neb. H The "U" .NeeUed In the Writ. H j A reformer has been telling the H I ladies how to do the proper thing in H I the uay of pronunciation , deportment H j and what not. Among other thing * H 'she ' told them to drop the final • • ! • . ' ' H 1 She says it is crude , uneulturo-i. xtn- M civilized , barbarous sound and that M it is not the thing for the tin do siclo M generation. Without presuming to ! M differ from Mrs. Wussell. the Stall J A begs leave to suggest that whi ! * that M soht of thing may be all wight in H Boston wheyuh the moist uiah from H the ocean weahs oil the wough edge. . , H out heah in the West the "ah" ' "till H goes , and you can bet your bottom H dollar on it , too. Kansas City Star. H Tin : Spartan Virtue , Fortitude. H is severely taxed hy dyspepshi. Hut "eimd B digestion wilt ivait on appetite , and h ; tth ! on H lioth. " when liostetter'f , Momach ldtiers K H j ( • > • ( ) : U < l to by the victim of indigestion. H ileal thurn. llatulence. biliousness w.it • iiisc H tormenting the gastric region and iiciif H this genial family < * orreetive rtuets wiin the H fair tiial that a sterling remedy deservia , . H I'm ; it levularly. not spasmodically now and H then. It I'outpiers malarial. I.hlney , neitous M and i lieumatic ailments. H > H Not Ollitr ilopelttHs. H "By jove. Mabel ! I sometimes think j J you only married me for my money. " H "Those lucid intervals are enrnur- H aging. " 1 Life j H TO CUItK A COLD IS ON'K DAY. H Take Laxative Brome Quinine TabLets. Ail H Druggists refund the money if it tails tocire. " > e H The trouble with the great human prol > - l leins is , there is no solut on. < * | As soon as a man fulls in love eery - * H thing conspire to punish him. ' H Smouldering Ikes ' < ' | s > of old disease | M / > > lurk in the blood of many a 's H v > man , who fancies himLcif in t ( | C good health. Let : . r.iight ) } H / ' sickness seize him , and the ( \ | \ > old enemy breaks out anew. < < , H C The fa.lt is the ir.V.ir.g of < / | | r medicines that suppress , in- [ / j f ) > stead of curin ? disease. Yon 'S ' H V can eradicate disease and < 2 J H C purify your blood , if you use < > | H > ' the standard remedy of the < \ • H S ) -world , i ( i H I Ayer's jj jj H I SarsaparHte. ; > " H A pure , permanent and nrtiFlic trali-roatia M ready for the brush hy mixing it cold v.atcr. i H H FOR SALE BY PAIMT DEALEHS EVERYWHERE. H _ n - - l A Tint Card shon inp it uVMraUe tints. H 1also AlahasMieHonvenir Tit * k sen.free M rn L L , * I1L1 ' 'to tins H H any ene mentioning ; iape : ALA3ASTINE CO. , Gponc Renos. T.cn. . H SI OO BiCYCLES FREE. fl In OTurr tuuirodicr " 107vntt s v.e i. . : < -ni ! H • 11 ! ] , ; a ' uav a n-ri > rr free to , .ni-r : Kur H jurlKU.aro-criu. 'i s a „ peei adcrei ! crielofi. to the H Agents vr-r.rec : r\crywhcre. CJ2-EI12"iiTI , 1T.7. I hH ° AjCC PPCC -rful article * U • < . ! * . > 2-Gino. r.ib- B B UAIflCO riH.ll j..l".ultrjrKt 'i > - rii"iLn ry ] < otiltry HBHBV iI-vPr wants this Iradii.ir j > ultrj ji-i-tr Samnte ! riHBVHVJ Dr. Kay's Lung Balm ? S H | W. N. U. OMAHA. No. 9.1 S97. H When -writing to advertisers , kindly uien M this jg Master. To master is to overpower. § B 7 ST. JACOBS © ILf z k&.iwS I H 131 f " * ij a w 5 Is the g& I A = f g A MP2 % H J Master Cure of | # % | SWRs iS H It overpowers , subdues , soothes , heals , cures it. i a jSa-Xj Vsr g H ' For the last 20 years we have kept Pisces Cure for Consumption - | sumption in stock , and would sooner think a groceryman could / m get along without sugar in his store than we could without | Piso's , Cure. It is a sure seller. RAVEN & CO. , Druggists , H Ceresco I , Michigan , September 2 , lu96. H j /jj AflDY GATflAPIIC j M ! 10 * P lfW fS ? ALL H ' " ' j 25 * SO * l ySi * DRUGGISTS J H • iRisflTJITPT 7 nTTnPiFTFn { t0 carc any cxie of constipation. Cisc rfts .ire the hit-si Lssa. * j H JiiDCUiiUlEihl UUflnilnlrJliUtiTP.neTerrriporrripe.bntfaB . j pie and booklet free. Ad. STERLHiG IIE31EDT CO. . Chicaro.Hontreal. : ergyiistaralrrsalla. Can. , or > enTork. Ssm-l 217. * H M