The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, June 05, 1891, Image 3

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Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken ; it is pleasant
und refreshing to the taste , and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys ,
Liver and Bowels , cleanses the sys
tem effectually , dispels colds , head
aches and fevers nnd cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
ony ! remedy of its kind ever pro
duced , pleasing to the taste and ac
ceptable to the stomach , prompt in
its action and truly beneficial IA its
effects , prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances ,
its many excellent qualities com
mend it to all and have made it
the most popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in f)0c
nnd 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand \vill pro
cure it promptly for any one "who
wishes to try it Do not accept
any substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. KY. HEW YORK. N.Y.
Martiusville , N.J. , Methodist Par
sonage. "My acquaintance with.
3rour remedy , Boschee's German
Syrup , was made about fourteen
years ago , when I contracted a Cold
which resulted in a Hoarseness and
a Cough which disabled me from
filling my pulpit for a number of
Sabbaths. After trying a Physician ,
without obtaining relief I cannot
say now what remedy he prescribed
I saw the advertisement of your
remedy and obtained a bottle. I
received such quick and permanent
help from it that whenever we have
had Throat or Bronchial troubles
since in our family , Boschee's Ger
man Syrup has been our favorite
remedy and always with favorable
results. I have never hesitated to
report my experience of its use to
others when I have found them
troubled in like manner. " REV.
W. H. HAGGARTY ,
of tbe Newark , New j Safe
Jersey , M.E. Confer
ence , April 25 , ' 90. Remedy.
©
G. G. GREEN , Sole Man'fnWoodbaryN.J.
THS ! IS
RELIABLE , ACCURATE , Du RABLE.
BEAMBOX-BRASS-BEAM-I RON-LEVERS ;
ADDRESSJONES."HEPAYs
THEFREIGHT"FOR TERMS.
BINGHAMTON , N.Y.
GOLD MEDAL , PARIS , 1878.
W. BAKER & CO.JS
BreaMast Cocoa
from hlch the excess of oil
has been remo\ed ,
Js absolutely pure and
it is soluble.
No Chemicals
arc iifod in itB preparation. It
has more than thtee iima the
strength of Coco.i mixed \\ith
Starch , Arronroot or Sugar ,
and is therefore far more cco-
i nomical , catting less than one
Icentacup. Itifideliciousnour-
I Jshinf , ftrenuther.injr , EAEILT
DIGESTHD , and admirably adapted for Imalids
tB ivcll as for pcrsonB in health.
Sold ! > j- Grocers creryiTlicre.
W. BAKES , & CO. , Dorchester , Mass.
SJflV CClfCD CURED TO STAY CURED.
Eln B r L 1 Lil We want the name and ad-
dressof every sufferer in the
ROT IIMA U.S. and Canada. Address ,
& Mw 8 niam P.H roiaEijesl .I > .tB = aoK.Y.
c. u lThompson's Eye Water ,
The Soap
that
. . Cleans
Most
is Lenox.
FftrnniiH Aerolite * .
Of the vast number of meteors seen
in the sky the preut majority are of in-
sipnilicant fcizc mere particles of cos-
miu dust thit ure completely consumed
on striking- the atmosphere. Yet many
of the masses are larjre enough to reach
the earth's Mirfaec , and some are of
great size , quite a number beinjj known
that , weigh more than 1,000 pounds.
This list of tome of the more famous
aerolites has just been compiled by M.
Jacques Leotard : 1. The aerolite
which long berved as a bench at the
door of the church of Caville , in the
Maritime Alps , now in Paris , weight
1.G75 pounds. 2. The aerolite found
in 1788 at'Tucoman. Argentine Repub
lic , now in London- ; weight 1,695
pounds. 3. Tlie aerolite discovered in
Siberia by Palms in 1749 , now in Paris ;
original weight 1,870 pounds. 4. The
aerolite which fell in 1810 at Santa
Rosa , Hew Granada ; weight 2.010
pounds , o. The aerolite which served
as an idol , afterward as a church orna
ment , at Charcas , Mexico , finally taken
to Paris : weight 2290 pounds. 6. The
aerylite discovered in 18G1 at Mel
bourne. The two pieces , one in Mel
bourne and the other in London , weigh
together 8,0-10 pounds. 7. The aero
lite of Uendego , near iiuhio , lirov.il ,
discovered in 181G and taken to Rio
Janeiro in 1877 ; weight l.5,3G4 pounds.
8. The aerolite which was found near
the source of the Yellow river , China ,
and wa-i nearly lifty feet high ; weight ,
2G , 800 pounds. 9. The great aerolite
of Tucuman , South America ; weight ,
10,200 pounds. 10. The enormous
aerolite discovered in 1875 on a moun
tain of the province of St. Catherine ,
Brazil. The comuined weight of four
teen fragments is G7,000 pounds. 11.
The greatest stone of all , which "was
discovered at Yimenes , Mexico , and
whose two pieces have the enormous
weight of 75,000 uounus.
The F.iiitolis rarlfton < " itt o.
Th J Carlson cottage ut 1872 Ashland
avenue , Chicago , in which Dr. Croniu
was murdered May 4 , 1889 , is no long
er a remunerative piece of property for
the owners. Even on the anniversary
of the crime this year only an occa
sional visitor paid the requisite fee of
10 cents. The Carlson family reside
there. It is neatly furnished. A card
on which the following words are
printed in bold letters hangs in one of
the windows : "Carlson cottage now
opened to exhibition ; admission 10
cents.1' Ever since the horrible mur
der the place has been visited by a
stream of townspeople and strangers
who have examined with deep interest
the spot where the doctor fell under
the storm of murderous blows. Lately
the number of visitors has decreased
and only occrsionally now is a crowd
of gaping folks in front of the O'Sulii-
van house on the next street.
Woe ! Woe ! Unutterable Woo.
Why endure it daily , nightly , we hnd well
cich > aUl. hourly. They.do who are tor
tured by chronic rheumatism. The remedy ,
botanic , pure , bafe and prompt is at hand.
Were the evidence in behalf of HcMetter's
Stomach DItteis collated. It would be found
to teem witli well authenticated piooft ; that
the medicine i& both a preventive and a
remedy in thi- malady of varying agonies
and ever present danger.To forestall its
chronic stage Is the dictate of prudence.
Ki-pounce danpeiou < medication. Far more
Directive , more certain , more peimanentin
tlie lienefi'-ent consequences is the use of
the Bitter ? . Experience indoise = . the rec
ommendation of physicians smct.on Its use.
Begin curly , u-e with persistence , and ex
pect relief. Hosteller's Stomach Bitters ic-
lleves constipation , biliousness , kidney ail-
raeuts , dyspepsia and malarial trouble.
irliiiir Into Paris.
Everything that enters Paris has to
pay city duty For many weeks an
elegantly attired gentleman drove a
well appointed dog cart from the out
skirts to the city , being attended every
evening by a neat looking groom. One
night the dog cart was upset in the
presence of the gendarmes , who on
going to the rescue , noticed that the
groom had not moved fiom his seat.
, "Come , " said one of the men.
The groom preserved a dignified si- j
lence.
"Comedown , " cried they , angrily.
"Don't you see your master is hurt ?
Is he drunk or stupid ? "
The groom preserved his English
sang froid. and the employes , giving
him a shake , discovered to their unut
terable astonishment that he was made
of zinc and contained fifty bottles of
cognac.
We orer One Hundicd Dollars reward for
am case of cntairh that cannot be cuied by
lakug Hall's Calanh Cuie.
\ \ e. the umli-feigiicd , bare known F J.
Cheney for ibc last 1.1 jeaie , and believe him
perli'ctly bouoiable in" ail business transac
tions , and linancially able to carry out any
obligations made by "their firm.
\ \ E. T fc TIIUA.A , A\"loiehaje Druggists , Tole
do , O-
VALUING , KIXXAX & MAKVIJT , Wholesale
Diucgists. Icluio. O.
Hall's Calairh due is taken Internally ,
Jict.ng uiicct y uj on the/ blood and mucous
fcuiface * of tbe M&tcui. 'Jestnnonials gent
"
JictPrice 7oC. bottle. Sold by all
dj ujrsritts.
If anything on a do-r's tail can make 1.5m
dance , a tomato can .n.
Greenhouse an i BeJ < iinsr Plants , Palm' ,
Brae.vnas , i\c. , cheap. Sweet Pot.ito , Cab-
ba-ic and Tomato p ant * ii : tea-ou. Send
for descriptive catalogue. W. J. HC SEK ,
Plattsmouth , Xeb.
A river is spoken of as mad when it foams
at the mouth. _ _ _
Dude's Motto "All's well that ends well. "
Xo dude has yet been able to walk with
the "stick" on a "postage stamp.
"What a gcosc you aie. " ' petulantly re
marked tbe gauder'to his wife.
A marine view , to be true to nature , must
be painted ic water colors.
A preventive against baldness celibacy.
1 Time is money. " At a 50 per cent valu
ation § 10 or twenty days.
Beauty makes woman prouder than it
makes b'er good.
It takes time to prepare for eternity.
"Xc er hide your Iteht under a bushel. "
It's wasteful use a thimble.
Holmaii's Liver Pad * .
Holman'B Liter Tads cure HALAKIA.
Holman' * Liver I'adg cure BILIOVFJ.KW ! .
Holman' * Lirer rills cure IM > IOEKTJON.
Pamphlet free with full inrtnirtionsaBd rommrnd *
ticn * . Jlouti * Lnrut I'AD Co. ' , * l John tirttt , N. Y.
Those who must pay the fiddler have prec-
iouEjiUle time to dance.
BASE BALL ,
Pains and Aches
AXD
THE BEST REMEDY
AKH IXSEI'AKAISLE.
FOR THE PROMPT , SURE CURE OF
Bruises Hurts
Sprains , , ,
Cuts , Wounds , Backache ,
RHEUMATISM ,
ST. JACOBS OIL
HAS NO EQUAL.
SICK HE AD ACHE
' V oeltirelyeured by
these Little Fills.
CARTER'S
They alto reli T Din
trees from DyapeptU , In
digestion andTooHcart ;
ITTLE Eating. A perfect rem
Drowsinc.es , Bad Taste
in tbo Month. Coated
Tongue.Poin in the Side.
TOUPIDLITEK. Thej
regulate thl Bowels
Purely Vegetable.
Price 25 Cents *
CASTES HEDICINE CO , , NSW YOSZ.
Small Pill ; Small Dose , Small Price ,
SELF INKiNG STAMP
Wltli name nnd afldres j complete.
By Mall. Club of Five for One Dollar.
llflpite CntiiloKiie and Aci-nti' T ist for 10
cents. Atldrc-bs. SOU WAA It STAMP &
SIAL COMPANY , st. t\iui , Minn.
TRIVI TBIVIB Add i columns at once , and
TKlAi TSilAiS
Icirnit , . I'rliftl. .Vorni l IVnmanthlp Trarhfr , jiriceSl.
Semi fl. ! tt lioth. veil one , other HIKE. Addrtts ,
MIltStAL IllSINHSS COU.KUK. Colambui Junction , laira.
Term beKlns Aug2) . bend for Ciruului uudCoSt.
FAT FOLKS REDUCED
. t. > v\15 to " 's.pfir month by harmless herbal
f\ \\f I Iremedit" ' . No starving , no inconvenience
l \ Vli Imid no hnd effertf. Strict ! } confiduntinl.
Send fie. for cir < -iilnpj niirt txstimoninln. rfdre slr.
O.\V.F.8STl > ER.McVicker'sTheatre Bide. Chicago.111.
Wmnccd.
A lady for light , pleasant , and profitable
employment at her own home. Address
with stamp , Kilmer < fc Co. , fcoulh Bend , Ind.
< ; iv tiiid TuUr.
The following story may not be true.
Indeed , it probably is not ; but we may
say that if it were true , it woula teach
a lesson as well as excite a smile. We
find the story in a New York paper
When Jay Gould arrived in Boston n.
few days ace , he was confronted by a
youngster with an unusually dirty face ,
who bhouteu , "Mornen' paper , only
two cents ! ' '
The millionaire bought a paper , and
gave the boy a live-cent piece , saying.
"Keep the change and buy a cake of
soap to wash your face with. "
The newsboy counted out three
cents , and dropped them into Mr.
Gould's hand.
"Keep your change , " said the boy ,
"and buy a book on politeness. "
When Baby was sick , TTC pave her Caftoria ,
When she was a Child , she cried for Castoria ,
When she became Miss , she clung to Castoria ,
When she had Children , she gave them Castoria ,
A cure for baldness divorce.
Great jags fiom little corn juice grow.
FITS. All Fits stopped free by I R , KMM.-S CHEAT
Nerve Restorer. No Kitnfter tlrt-tilaj hiitc. Jlar-
vel'om euros. Trc.-.tli-e : inil S2 00 trial l.ottle free ( c
Kite-uses. Send to Dr. Klitic.Hil A'chM , i'lilla.l'a
The first mnn to aim a blow at a giant cor
poration was David.
Uryant's Home College. ISufTalo , N . Y.
elvus a lull bu'-lnoss college eoure L'j n-ail.a
ilent's home. Low rates anil free trial lt'i
fiive a lisheiman an inch woim ami he'll
take an eel.
V Ceim-tit llopairs limkcii Articles
lie and ' 'jc. Major s liett Liquid < ! lue lO ? .
A ppiiitualistic eeance is at best a medium
perfoimauce.
"Hmiwoii'i Miisiic Corn J5nlv - . ' '
"Warranted Jn cure , i > r ino-iey rotundud. Ask
your drunit > t for it. I'ncu 10 cents.
Keep a clo e eye on the man 'tthosc vitc is
afraid to ask him for mone\ .
. for Chil
dren teething , softens thecums , reduces- inflamma
tion , all-iys pain , cures vrind colic , ioc. a bottle.
"Love laughs at locksmith. * ' But is a
little timerous m range of kc\holes.
THE ORIGINAL AND GENUINE. The only Safe , Bare , tndrriiaWePill for ti > .
. DrLgpint for Chiehnteri Enqlirh Diamond Brand in Ked and Gold rip'.alHc
boztt n ilrt with blue nbbon. TuLe no other kind. Kcfnie SvbiMutiont and Imitation * .
All plllt In pisteboard boxee , rink wrifpen , are danzeruar oounterTtltn- Drugpsti , or Ferd as
4c. la narajx for particular ? , testimonial ! , and "Kellef for Ladle * . " in letter , l > r return SlnlL
1O.OOO Te > tlmoulali. Aome Paptr. CHICHESTER CHEMICAL Co. , MndUnn bouare.
Sold by all Local Jtrngfflit * . JMIil.ADKLl'lllA , I > A.
P ISO'S EEXIEDY FOR CATAKEH. Best. Easiest to use.
Cheapest. Kelief is immediate. A cuie is certain. For
Cold in the Head it has no equal.
CATARR
It is an Ointment , of which a small particle is applied to the
nostrils. Trice , OOc. Sold by druggists or sent by mail.
Address. E. T. HAZBLTIXK , Warren , Pa ,
ITIimlcal ;
The musical gas machine , culled the
pyrophone , seems to have attracted
much attention abroad. Its compass
is three octaves , and it has a keyboard ,
being played in the same manner as
an organ. There are thirty-seven
glass tubes , in which a like set of gas
jets burn , and the = e jets , placed in a
circle , contract and expand. When
the small burners separate the sound
is produced ; when they close together
the sound ceases. The tone depends
on the number of burners and the size
of the tubes in which they bnrn ; so
that by a careful arrangement and se
lection all the notes of the musical
scale may be produced in several oc
taves. Some of the glass tubes in
which the jets burn are nearly eleven
feet long.
Weapon * of To-Iluy.
The energy of modern artillery is
somewliat apnaling , and threatens to
destroy friend and foe together. A
G7-ton gun on the British battle ship
Trafalgar was pointed directly ahead
and fired with G30 pounds of tlow
burning powder and a 1,250 pound
projectile. The blast produced by the
rush of powder-gas and the shot was
so tremendous that the plates of the
forecastle were forced in and the deck
beams bent out of bhape. A hint what
the eiTect might be on an enemy will
be given at the naval exhibition , where
will be shown a projectile that has
been fired from a 110-ton gun. This
remarkable shot is said to have been
driven in succession through a twenty
inch steel plate , eight inches of iron ,
twenty feet of oak balks , five feet of
granite and eleven feet of concrete ,
finally lodging at a depth of three feet
in a mass of brick masonrv.
.Time tlics , and it is almost time for flies
again.
The cautious man is a very consider-it
peison.
A rn.-.n docs not have to be drounin to |
gi ah at a btr.nv.
A guilt- conscience needs an cxcuscr. [
The needle always has an ejefor business i
For the Brides of June
WHOLE PAGE of Practical Hints and Helps about the Wedding
Trousseau , the Ceremony , the Flowers , the Reception , the
Away and the Corning Back. For particulars , see the
June Number of
The Ladies *
1 Home Journal
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H Now to January , ' 92
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\ our features include
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MARY E , WILKINS
SUSAN COOLIDGE
MARY J , HOLMES
\ ROSE TERRY COOKE
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CURTIS PUBLISHING COMPANY , Phikdelphia , Pa.
i siw iv * * n
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There's a patent medicine
which is not a patent medicine
paradoxical as that may
sound. It's a discovery ! the
golden discovery of medical
science ! It's the medicine for
tired run-down exhausted
you , - ,
ed , nerve - wasted men and
women ; for you sufferers from
diseases of skin or scalp , liver
or lungs it's chance is with
C"cry one , it's season always ,
because it aims to purify the
fountain of life the blood
upon which all such diseases
depend.
The medicine is Dr. Picrce's
Golden Medical Discovery.
The makers of it have
enough confidence in it * to
sell it oil trial.
That is you can get * it from
your druggist , and if it doesn't
do what it's claimed to do , you
can get your money back ;
every cent cf it.
That's what its makers call
tating the risk of their words.
Tiny , little , sugar - coated
granules , are what Dr. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets are. The best
Liver Pills ever invented ; ac
tive , yet mild in operation ;
cure sick rnd bilious head
aches. One a dose.
msk * * * pallor * IVHriou * "oarklniK an I [
3oM ti ? alttltal'r * A tn'autiful j icture Hwnc in 1 < * anl * rn * frr * o
. .
fccjoce sttillDsaJircs.loTHK C K HliUhCO I'ti.
ay ? la -J5on > reft
solid c&ke ofscouring
used or cleaning purposes
'I asked a maid if she would wed ,
And in my home her brightness shed 5
She faintly smiled and murmured lows
" If I can have SAPOLIO. "
From ImiMinir a railroad dovn totals you con
innnnce nt } ur llrn-iilc Till-h < > uk otitt.nsten
If itimite nnd lionor.iblu w IIPIIIs foi unit n ni'jiiey
onm ill capital. Expu-i-1 tii'iatid sivuicllm in liusi-
ne > > s and K'x < "s liints atid mUn-i- tint nii\ ! > - orth
tlioii'ur.d * of dollar-- joii. TnM ln-ui-s ir'-oiltar-
Ij ezplampl that an * unluiarx p r .iii .n unl r-tand
them lt ill QOUC&9CC B' * * " J"1 "rw * ' < -aS aid
3011 in t > ! tu OUnCinCO m.-ru- < ILK innaMe
Jou to Krasji future i > ! > ] > 'jrmmn > - < t > ID iki * in miy. It
\\ill tip n > our e.\t" < t > kiim whit ii i > tt < * * u < i * nt ? auti
wliat i > liriiisdonc all around you Million * ar uia'la
o\ < ijfarnifucli iJejl- > MIJ ! a'l < iui iv. I'thy men
Kot tnurtart bv < ncli linlliaut M henie . Jit iiuiea-
nimlile to think > < > n "ffan nuk i t-\ thousand
dollar- . hen other * hi IU o aiiiivsil finiuii-- . ' \\'o
villrtndou tlnsljiio' for fl. C.ia > on invt il In a
more prolStable LnowleilRe' One doll tr top thm'c
ho smallyet "hat ill tin- know f-l ' - bu worth to
you in future jeir < ' You cm cet it in J ) eirs hitter
rxpeneiKP hut inav not need it then It will not lirin
back pat opiioituuiliesnur no SJtRtfC ' " * * uuhaxe
lust How many mitakeon ITlMnt ini lit Iia\o
aroldcd. how many ilollars j.ived. how many
rieaU jou ml lit hare male had you hut Itnon.
We are now preparing one of the inoiS entantio
MhtMiifS e er attempted on small capital nhich will
taVe a large forte to put through and o ion riirchu"-r
of this book will be Kit en an opportu iity to
thkeaninteic t. Addrer-- with ! .
AMEKICAX 1500K CO. , Omaha , Nelj
I EWIS' 98 % LYE
SB POTnzsz : ASD rssrTJia
* ( PATEVTEIJ )
The 6froji/ { { and tiwrrs * Lre
made. Will make the It'ft i > er-
fumed Hard Soap in 20 minutes
without limliny. it lu the best
for softening water , claming
xvastc pipes , lisinfcctinjr sinks ,
closets , washing bottles , paints ,
trees , etc.
PENNA-SALTM'FGCO ' ,
Gen. Agts. , Plnla. , Pa.
[ WEEKS'SC ALE WORKS.
BU FFALD. N.Y. j
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VANUFACTtHcfiS OF
COMBINATION EEAM
TThcn 1 say euro I do not m"an merely to stop them
for a tima end then hive them ra'am lyjain , I rnein &
radical care. I have made tlio dUeasa of FITS , EPI
LEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS a life-loss study. I
warrant my remedy to cere the worst cavM. Bicaase
others hare failed is no rea m for not aomO' iT.ng a
cure. Send at once for a treatise and a Fre Bottle ot
cij infallible remedy. Give Eipress and Post OSce.
II. G. KOOT , .11. C. , IS'.l I'earl St. , X. Y.
I.c ] > ucs * PcrioiSioal Pills
AreMnrranted torelie e tardv. lrr-.rilir anl d-lajed
men tniatlonf. hMnbl hetl in Mirop" in l < 33 KnInnrt
1850 , Canada. IS" , t nit-l Stain. m7 W , J ! , . thli
lr nih pill at $2 a IK.X or thr - - for } i We warrant
three boies toue rrliof n above stated or refund ,
the nionrr. Thew roofN can l > < - sent per mail on
ret eipt of mor.ei We at e an incorporate , ! . : . „ . Com-
psnj with lie preaterpart of oi.rcapital Mor * jt jsoo .
t < KiUr ady tal.cn. Am Till A Med Co r. , . , , . : * pro-
rneton. , hi la. \ \ '
rnirr. holwaie and retail ur bowl-
man I > rup Co. , Omaha.
WCIIf tr , Vv.
kHU tal Wtutiii ? tfc. Sen.1 Icfrniy
" " free Boot of Remedio nd rum yoar-
eelieeM borne. Dr. J Keanertll31ladl > nSt.Chica a
II AUUflhn RESTORED. REMEDT
m M R II U U U KKEK. A victun of roathful
impradencf , cauriatr lTm turf Decay rTous DebiW
Ity , Lost Manhood. Ac. , harlnir tried in aln eTery know n
mnMy , ha dt > co WTd a HmrJmmnn of vlf ure ,
wclchhe will Knd ( walrd ) FRF Eto hl fdliiw-nirrrrrrs.
Addrvw J. C MASON , Hoi 31 . New YorL Wty.
W. N. U. , Omaha , 571 23.