OJST3E > Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken ; it is pleasant und refreshing to the taste , and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys , Liver and Bowels , cleanses the sys tem effectually , dispels colds , head aches and fevers nnd cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the ony ! remedy of its kind ever pro duced , pleasing to the taste and ac ceptable to the stomach , prompt in its action and truly beneficial IA its effects , prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances , its many excellent qualities com mend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in f)0c nnd 81 bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand \vill pro cure it promptly for any one "who wishes to try it Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO. CAL. LOUISVILLE. KY. HEW YORK. N.Y. Martiusville , N.J. , Methodist Par sonage. "My acquaintance with. 3rour remedy , Boschee's German Syrup , was made about fourteen years ago , when I contracted a Cold which resulted in a Hoarseness and a Cough which disabled me from filling my pulpit for a number of Sabbaths. After trying a Physician , without obtaining relief I cannot say now what remedy he prescribed I saw the advertisement of your remedy and obtained a bottle. I received such quick and permanent help from it that whenever we have had Throat or Bronchial troubles since in our family , Boschee's Ger man Syrup has been our favorite remedy and always with favorable results. I have never hesitated to report my experience of its use to others when I have found them troubled in like manner. " REV. W. H. HAGGARTY , of tbe Newark , New j Safe Jersey , M.E. Confer ence , April 25 , ' 90. Remedy. © G. G. GREEN , Sole Man'fnWoodbaryN.J. THS ! IS RELIABLE , ACCURATE , Du RABLE. BEAMBOX-BRASS-BEAM-I RON-LEVERS ; ADDRESSJONES."HEPAYs THEFREIGHT"FOR TERMS. BINGHAMTON , N.Y. GOLD MEDAL , PARIS , 1878. W. BAKER & CO.JS BreaMast Cocoa from hlch the excess of oil has been remo\ed , Js absolutely pure and it is soluble. No Chemicals arc iifod in itB preparation. It has more than thtee iima the strength of Coco.i mixed \\ith Starch , Arronroot or Sugar , and is therefore far more cco- i nomical , catting less than one Icentacup. Itifideliciousnour- I Jshinf , ftrenuther.injr , EAEILT DIGESTHD , and admirably adapted for Imalids tB ivcll as for pcrsonB in health. Sold ! > j- Grocers creryiTlicre. W. BAKES , & CO. , Dorchester , Mass. SJflV CClfCD CURED TO STAY CURED. Eln B r L 1 Lil We want the name and ad- dressof every sufferer in the ROT IIMA U.S. and Canada. Address , & Mw 8 niam P.H roiaEijesl .I > .tB = aoK.Y. c. u lThompson's Eye Water , The Soap that . . Cleans Most is Lenox. FftrnniiH Aerolite * . Of the vast number of meteors seen in the sky the preut majority are of in- sipnilicant fcizc mere particles of cos- miu dust thit ure completely consumed on striking- the atmosphere. Yet many of the masses are larjre enough to reach the earth's Mirfaec , and some are of great size , quite a number beinjj known that , weigh more than 1,000 pounds. This list of tome of the more famous aerolites has just been compiled by M. Jacques Leotard : 1. The aerolite which long berved as a bench at the door of the church of Caville , in the Maritime Alps , now in Paris , weight 1.G75 pounds. 2. The aerolite found in 1788 at'Tucoman. Argentine Repub lic , now in London- ; weight 1,695 pounds. 3. Tlie aerolite discovered in Siberia by Palms in 1749 , now in Paris ; original weight 1,870 pounds. 4. The aerolite which fell in 1810 at Santa Rosa , Hew Granada ; weight 2.010 pounds , o. The aerolite which served as an idol , afterward as a church orna ment , at Charcas , Mexico , finally taken to Paris : weight 2290 pounds. 6. The aerylite discovered in 18G1 at Mel bourne. The two pieces , one in Mel bourne and the other in London , weigh together 8,0-10 pounds. 7. The aero lite of Uendego , near iiuhio , lirov.il , discovered in 181G and taken to Rio Janeiro in 1877 ; weight l.5,3G4 pounds. 8. The aerolite which was found near the source of the Yellow river , China , and wa-i nearly lifty feet high ; weight , 2G , 800 pounds. 9. The great aerolite of Tucuman , South America ; weight , 10,200 pounds. 10. The enormous aerolite discovered in 1875 on a moun tain of the province of St. Catherine , Brazil. The comuined weight of four teen fragments is G7,000 pounds. 11. The greatest stone of all , which "was discovered at Yimenes , Mexico , and whose two pieces have the enormous weight of 75,000 uounus. The F.iiitolis rarlfton < " itt o. Th J Carlson cottage ut 1872 Ashland avenue , Chicago , in which Dr. Croniu was murdered May 4 , 1889 , is no long er a remunerative piece of property for the owners. Even on the anniversary of the crime this year only an occa sional visitor paid the requisite fee of 10 cents. The Carlson family reside there. It is neatly furnished. A card on which the following words are printed in bold letters hangs in one of the windows : "Carlson cottage now opened to exhibition ; admission 10 cents.1' Ever since the horrible mur der the place has been visited by a stream of townspeople and strangers who have examined with deep interest the spot where the doctor fell under the storm of murderous blows. Lately the number of visitors has decreased and only occrsionally now is a crowd of gaping folks in front of the O'Sulii- van house on the next street. Woe ! Woe ! Unutterable Woo. Why endure it daily , nightly , we hnd well cich > aUl. hourly. They.do who are tor tured by chronic rheumatism. The remedy , botanic , pure , bafe and prompt is at hand. Were the evidence in behalf of HcMetter's Stomach DItteis collated. It would be found to teem witli well authenticated piooft ; that the medicine i& both a preventive and a remedy in thi- malady of varying agonies and ever present danger.To forestall its chronic stage Is the dictate of prudence. Ki-pounce danpeiou < medication. Far more Directive , more certain , more peimanentin tlie lienefi'-ent consequences is the use of the Bitter ? . Experience indoise = . the rec ommendation of physicians smct.on Its use. Begin curly , u-e with persistence , and ex pect relief. Hosteller's Stomach Bitters ic- lleves constipation , biliousness , kidney ail- raeuts , dyspepsia and malarial trouble. irliiiir Into Paris. Everything that enters Paris has to pay city duty For many weeks an elegantly attired gentleman drove a well appointed dog cart from the out skirts to the city , being attended every evening by a neat looking groom. One night the dog cart was upset in the presence of the gendarmes , who on going to the rescue , noticed that the groom had not moved fiom his seat. , "Come , " said one of the men. The groom preserved a dignified si- j lence. "Comedown , " cried they , angrily. "Don't you see your master is hurt ? Is he drunk or stupid ? " The groom preserved his English sang froid. and the employes , giving him a shake , discovered to their unut terable astonishment that he was made of zinc and contained fifty bottles of cognac. We orer One Hundicd Dollars reward for am case of cntairh that cannot be cuied by lakug Hall's Calanh Cuie. \ \ e. the umli-feigiicd , bare known F J. Cheney for ibc last 1.1 jeaie , and believe him perli'ctly bouoiable in" ail business transac tions , and linancially able to carry out any obligations made by "their firm. \ \ E. T fc TIIUA.A , A\"loiehaje Druggists , Tole do , O- VALUING , KIXXAX & MAKVIJT , Wholesale Diucgists. Icluio. O. Hall's Calairh due is taken Internally , Jict.ng uiicct y uj on the/ blood and mucous fcuiface * of tbe M&tcui. 'Jestnnonials gent " JictPrice 7oC. bottle. Sold by all dj ujrsritts. If anything on a do-r's tail can make 1.5m dance , a tomato can .n. Greenhouse an i BeJ < iinsr Plants , Palm' , Brae.vnas , i\c. , cheap. Sweet Pot.ito , Cab- ba-ic and Tomato p ant * ii : tea-ou. Send for descriptive catalogue. W. J. HC SEK , Plattsmouth , Xeb. A river is spoken of as mad when it foams at the mouth. _ _ _ Dude's Motto "All's well that ends well. " Xo dude has yet been able to walk with the "stick" on a "postage stamp. "What a gcosc you aie. " ' petulantly re marked tbe gauder'to his wife. A marine view , to be true to nature , must be painted ic water colors. A preventive against baldness celibacy. 1 Time is money. " At a 50 per cent valu ation § 10 or twenty days. Beauty makes woman prouder than it makes b'er good. It takes time to prepare for eternity. "Xc er hide your Iteht under a bushel. " It's wasteful use a thimble. Holmaii's Liver Pad * . Holman'B Liter Tads cure HALAKIA. Holman' * Liver I'adg cure BILIOVFJ.KW ! . Holman' * Lirer rills cure IM > IOEKTJON. Pamphlet free with full inrtnirtionsaBd rommrnd * ticn * . Jlouti * Lnrut I'AD Co. ' , * l John tirttt , N. Y. Those who must pay the fiddler have prec- iouEjiUle time to dance. BASE BALL , Pains and Aches AXD THE BEST REMEDY AKH IXSEI'AKAISLE. FOR THE PROMPT , SURE CURE OF Bruises Hurts Sprains , , , Cuts , Wounds , Backache , RHEUMATISM , ST. JACOBS OIL HAS NO EQUAL. SICK HE AD ACHE ' V oeltirelyeured by these Little Fills. CARTER'S They alto reli T Din trees from DyapeptU , In digestion andTooHcart ; ITTLE Eating. A perfect rem Drowsinc.es , Bad Taste in tbo Month. Coated Tongue.Poin in the Side. TOUPIDLITEK. Thej regulate thl Bowels Purely Vegetable. Price 25 Cents * CASTES HEDICINE CO , , NSW YOSZ. Small Pill ; Small Dose , Small Price , SELF INKiNG STAMP Wltli name nnd afldres j complete. By Mall. Club of Five for One Dollar. llflpite CntiiloKiie and Aci-nti' T ist for 10 cents. Atldrc-bs. SOU WAA It STAMP & SIAL COMPANY , st. t\iui , Minn. TRIVI TBIVIB Add i columns at once , and TKlAi TSilAiS Icirnit , . I'rliftl. .Vorni l IVnmanthlp Trarhfr , jiriceSl. Semi fl. ! tt lioth. veil one , other HIKE. Addrtts , MIltStAL IllSINHSS COU.KUK. Colambui Junction , laira. Term beKlns Aug2) . bend for Ciruului uudCoSt. FAT FOLKS REDUCED . t. > v\15 to " 's.pfir month by harmless herbal f\ \\f I Iremedit" ' . No starving , no inconvenience l \ Vli Imid no hnd effertf. Strict ! } confiduntinl. Send fie. for cir < -iilnpj niirt txstimoninln. rfdre slr. O.\V.F.8STl > ER.McVicker'sTheatre Bide. Chicago.111. Wmnccd. A lady for light , pleasant , and profitable employment at her own home. Address with stamp , Kilmer < fc Co. , fcoulh Bend , Ind. < ; iv tiiid TuUr. The following story may not be true. Indeed , it probably is not ; but we may say that if it were true , it woula teach a lesson as well as excite a smile. We find the story in a New York paper When Jay Gould arrived in Boston n. few days ace , he was confronted by a youngster with an unusually dirty face , who bhouteu , "Mornen' paper , only two cents ! ' ' The millionaire bought a paper , and gave the boy a live-cent piece , saying. "Keep the change and buy a cake of soap to wash your face with. " The newsboy counted out three cents , and dropped them into Mr. Gould's hand. "Keep your change , " said the boy , "and buy a book on politeness. " When Baby was sick , TTC pave her Caftoria , When she was a Child , she cried for Castoria , When she became Miss , she clung to Castoria , When she had Children , she gave them Castoria , A cure for baldness divorce. Great jags fiom little corn juice grow. FITS. All Fits stopped free by I R , KMM.-S CHEAT Nerve Restorer. No Kitnfter tlrt-tilaj hiitc. Jlar- vel'om euros. Trc.-.tli-e : inil S2 00 trial l.ottle free ( c Kite-uses. Send to Dr. Klitic.Hil A'chM , i'lilla.l'a The first mnn to aim a blow at a giant cor poration was David. Uryant's Home College. ISufTalo , N . Y. elvus a lull bu'-lnoss college eoure L'j n-ail.a ilent's home. Low rates anil free trial lt'i fiive a lisheiman an inch woim ami he'll take an eel. V Ceim-tit llopairs limkcii Articles lie and ' 'jc. Major s liett Liquid < ! lue lO ? . A ppiiitualistic eeance is at best a medium perfoimauce. "Hmiwoii'i Miisiic Corn J5nlv - . ' ' "Warranted Jn cure , i > r ino-iey rotundud. Ask your drunit > t for it. I'ncu 10 cents. Keep a clo e eye on the man 'tthosc vitc is afraid to ask him for mone\ . . for Chil dren teething , softens thecums , reduces- inflamma tion , all-iys pain , cures vrind colic , ioc. a bottle. "Love laughs at locksmith. * ' But is a little timerous m range of kc\holes. THE ORIGINAL AND GENUINE. The only Safe , Bare , tndrriiaWePill for ti > . . DrLgpint for Chiehnteri Enqlirh Diamond Brand in Ked and Gold rip'.alHc boztt n ilrt with blue nbbon. TuLe no other kind. Kcfnie SvbiMutiont and Imitation * . All plllt In pisteboard boxee , rink wrifpen , are danzeruar oounterTtltn- Drugpsti , or Ferd as 4c. la narajx for particular ? , testimonial ! , and "Kellef for Ladle * . " in letter , l > r return SlnlL 1O.OOO Te > tlmoulali. Aome Paptr. CHICHESTER CHEMICAL Co. , MndUnn bouare. Sold by all Local Jtrngfflit * . JMIil.ADKLl'lllA , I > A. P ISO'S EEXIEDY FOR CATAKEH. Best. Easiest to use. Cheapest. Kelief is immediate. A cuie is certain. For Cold in the Head it has no equal. CATARR It is an Ointment , of which a small particle is applied to the nostrils. Trice , OOc. Sold by druggists or sent by mail. Address. E. T. HAZBLTIXK , Warren , Pa , ITIimlcal ; The musical gas machine , culled the pyrophone , seems to have attracted much attention abroad. Its compass is three octaves , and it has a keyboard , being played in the same manner as an organ. There are thirty-seven glass tubes , in which a like set of gas jets burn , and the = e jets , placed in a circle , contract and expand. When the small burners separate the sound is produced ; when they close together the sound ceases. The tone depends on the number of burners and the size of the tubes in which they bnrn ; so that by a careful arrangement and se lection all the notes of the musical scale may be produced in several oc taves. Some of the glass tubes in which the jets burn are nearly eleven feet long. Weapon * of To-Iluy. The energy of modern artillery is somewliat apnaling , and threatens to destroy friend and foe together. A G7-ton gun on the British battle ship Trafalgar was pointed directly ahead and fired with G30 pounds of tlow burning powder and a 1,250 pound projectile. The blast produced by the rush of powder-gas and the shot was so tremendous that the plates of the forecastle were forced in and the deck beams bent out of bhape. A hint what the eiTect might be on an enemy will be given at the naval exhibition , where will be shown a projectile that has been fired from a 110-ton gun. This remarkable shot is said to have been driven in succession through a twenty inch steel plate , eight inches of iron , twenty feet of oak balks , five feet of granite and eleven feet of concrete , finally lodging at a depth of three feet in a mass of brick masonrv. .Time tlics , and it is almost time for flies again. The cautious man is a very consider-it peison. A rn.-.n docs not have to be drounin to | gi ah at a btr.nv. A guilt- conscience needs an cxcuscr. [ The needle always has an ejefor business i For the Brides of June WHOLE PAGE of Practical Hints and Helps about the Wedding Trousseau , the Ceremony , the Flowers , the Reception , the Away and the Corning Back. For particulars , see the June Number of The Ladies * 1 Home Journal z * * ? On the News-stands , Ten Cents a Copy 5O CENTS j We will mail it to any address on trial , from H Now to January , ' 92 ( BALANCE OF THIS YEAR ) 'j For Summer , Au- _ /H tumn and Winter \ our features include tJ \ stories by , Mrs , A , DT , WHITNEY MARY E , WILKINS SUSAN COOLIDGE MARY J , HOLMES \ ROSE TERRY COOKE * TI NEST Illustrated _ _ / | JP Magazine ever is- * j sued for ladies and - the family , sad having /j a circulation larger than any other periodical in the world 75OOOO Copies each issue. V CURTIS PUBLISHING COMPANY , Phikdelphia , Pa. i siw iv * * n &J1 There's a patent medicine which is not a patent medicine paradoxical as that may sound. It's a discovery ! the golden discovery of medical science ! It's the medicine for tired run-down exhausted you , - , ed , nerve - wasted men and women ; for you sufferers from diseases of skin or scalp , liver or lungs it's chance is with C"cry one , it's season always , because it aims to purify the fountain of life the blood upon which all such diseases depend. The medicine is Dr. Picrce's Golden Medical Discovery. The makers of it have enough confidence in it * to sell it oil trial. That is you can get * it from your druggist , and if it doesn't do what it's claimed to do , you can get your money back ; every cent cf it. That's what its makers call tating the risk of their words. Tiny , little , sugar - coated granules , are what Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are. The best Liver Pills ever invented ; ac tive , yet mild in operation ; cure sick rnd bilious head aches. One a dose. msk * * * pallor * IVHriou * "oarklniK an I [ 3oM ti ? alttltal'r * A tn'autiful j icture Hwnc in 1 < * anl * rn * frr * o . . fccjoce sttillDsaJircs.loTHK C K HliUhCO I'ti. ay ? la -J5on > reft solid c&ke ofscouring used or cleaning purposes 'I asked a maid if she would wed , And in my home her brightness shed 5 She faintly smiled and murmured lows " If I can have SAPOLIO. " From ImiMinir a railroad dovn totals you con innnnce nt } ur llrn-iilc Till-h < > uk otitt.nsten If itimite nnd lionor.iblu w IIPIIIs foi unit n ni'jiiey onm ill capital. Expu-i-1 tii'iatid sivuicllm in liusi- ne > > s and K'x < "s liints atid mUn-i- tint nii\ ! > - orth tlioii'ur.d * of dollar-- joii. TnM ln-ui-s ir'-oiltar- Ij ezplampl that an * unluiarx p r .iii .n unl r-tand them lt ill QOUC&9CC B' * * " J"1 "rw * ' < -aS aid 3011 in t > ! tu OUnCinCO m.-ru- < ILK innaMe Jou to Krasji future i > ! > ] > 'jrmmn > - < t > ID iki * in miy. It \\ill tip n > our e.\t" < t > kiim whit ii i > tt < * * u < i * nt ? auti wliat i > liriiisdonc all around you Million * ar uia'la o\ < ijfarnifucli iJejl- > MIJ ! a'l < iui iv. I'thy men Kot tnurtart bv < ncli linlliaut M henie . Jit iiuiea- nimlile to think > < > n "ffan nuk i t-\ thousand dollar- . hen other * hi IU o aiiiivsil finiuii-- . ' \\'o villrtndou tlnsljiio' for fl. C.ia > on invt il In a more prolStable LnowleilRe' One doll tr top thm'c ho smallyet "hat ill tin- know f-l ' - bu worth to you in future jeir < ' You cm cet it in J ) eirs hitter rxpeneiKP hut inav not need it then It will not lirin back pat opiioituuiliesnur no SJtRtfC ' " * * uuhaxe lust How many mitakeon ITlMnt ini lit Iia\o aroldcd. how many ilollars j.ived. how many rieaU jou ml lit hare male had you hut Itnon. We are now preparing one of the inoiS entantio MhtMiifS e er attempted on small capital nhich will taVe a large forte to put through and o ion riirchu"-r of this book will be Kit en an opportu iity to thkeaninteic t. Addrer-- with ! . AMEKICAX 1500K CO. , Omaha , Nelj I EWIS' 98 % LYE SB POTnzsz : ASD rssrTJia * ( PATEVTEIJ ) The 6froji/ { { and tiwrrs * Lre made. Will make the It'ft i > er- fumed Hard Soap in 20 minutes without limliny. it lu the best for softening water , claming xvastc pipes , lisinfcctinjr sinks , closets , washing bottles , paints , trees , etc. PENNA-SALTM'FGCO ' , Gen. Agts. , Plnla. , Pa. [ WEEKS'SC ALE WORKS. BU FFALD. N.Y. j D L1 VANUFACTtHcfiS OF COMBINATION EEAM TThcn 1 say euro I do not m"an merely to stop them for a tima end then hive them ra'am lyjain , I rnein & radical care. I have made tlio dUeasa of FITS , EPI LEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS a life-loss study. I warrant my remedy to cere the worst cavM. Bicaase others hare failed is no rea m for not aomO' iT.ng a cure. Send at once for a treatise and a Fre Bottle ot cij infallible remedy. Give Eipress and Post OSce. II. G. KOOT , .11. C. , IS'.l I'earl St. , X. Y. I.c ] > ucs * PcrioiSioal Pills AreMnrranted torelie e tardv. lrr-.rilir anl d-lajed men tniatlonf. hMnbl hetl in Mirop" in l < 33 KnInnrt 1850 , Canada. IS" , t nit-l Stain. m7 W , J ! , . thli lr nih pill at $2 a IK.X or thr - - for } i We warrant three boies toue rrliof n above stated or refund , the nionrr. Thew roofN can l > < - sent per mail on ret eipt of mor.ei We at e an incorporate , ! . : . „ . Com- psnj with lie preaterpart of oi.rcapital Mor * jt jsoo . t < KiUr ady tal.cn. Am Till A Med Co r. , . , , . : * pro- rneton. , hi la. \ \ ' rnirr. holwaie and retail ur bowl- man I > rup Co. , Omaha. WCIIf tr , Vv. kHU tal Wtutiii ? tfc. Sen.1 Icfrniy " " free Boot of Remedio nd rum yoar- eelieeM borne. Dr. J Keanertll31ladl > nSt.Chica a II AUUflhn RESTORED. REMEDT m M R II U U U KKEK. A victun of roathful impradencf , cauriatr lTm turf Decay rTous DebiW Ity , Lost Manhood. Ac. , harlnir tried in aln eTery know n mnMy , ha dt > co WTd a HmrJmmnn of vlf ure , wclchhe will Knd ( walrd ) FRF Eto hl fdliiw-nirrrrrrs. Addrvw J. C MASON , Hoi 31 . New YorL Wty. W. N. U. , Omaha , 571 23.