The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, July 01, 1886, Image 3

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    FALSE PROPHETS.
A Profession Very Popular in tho
X > nst Century.
The last centurr was prolific of false
prophets. Jano Wnrdhuv , the wife of
a tailor at Bolton le Moors , Lancashire ,
started the delusion that Christ's sec
ond advent was at hand , and that He
, would appear in the form of a woman.
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* /
Shortly afterward Ann Lee , wife of a
blacksmith , living in Toad lane , Man
N chester , adopted tho views of Jane
Wardlavv , but went far beyond them ,
and became known as the mother of
the sect who now began to ba called
Shakers , because they made a strange
kind of dancing one element of wor
ship. Ann Leo ( whoso husband's name
was Stanley ) had been a Quaker , but
her new doctrine had no connection
with her previous convictions. She
professed to see visions , and in 1770
she declared that the Lord Jesus
had appeared to her one night
and had become one with her ,
so' that whatever she said or did
was His saying or doing. Her claim
was to be the bride of tho Lamb , as
. seen by St. John , but her pretentions
met with little acceptance in England ,
and she was inspired to seek a new
home in America. To New York she
went in 170 i , accompanied by seven
disoiples and lay her husband , who soon
separated from her , for now arose a
new tenet the necessity of celibacy.
This doctrine not commending itself to
tho citizens of New York , Ann Lee
went out into the wilderness of Nis-
kenna and founded the settlement of
Water Vliet , which still exists. She
made herself very obnoxious to the
American government , was arrested as
a British spy , and thrown into prison.
Persecution increased her notoriety ,
and she became known as the "female
Christ. " She died in 1783 , but her fol
lowers protested that she was not dead ,
only "withdrawn from sight. "
Joanna Southcott was born in Devon
shire abo.ut 1750 , She spent her young
days as a domestic servant , but in mid
dle life took to uttering phrophecics
couched in coarse and uncouth prose
or verse. She found followers in Ex
eter , but soon went up to London ,
where she obtained a wider Hold for the
exercise of her talents. She drew her
inspiration , like others of her kind , from
the Apocalypse , and made a consider
able income by the sale of seals , which
were warranted to insure the salvation
of those who purchased them. In the
year 1814 , being then over 60 years of
age , she gave out that she was the
divinely-appointed mother of the Shiloh ,
and that his birth on the ensuing 14th
of October would be the second com
ing of Christ. Her adherents then
numbered about 100,000 , and they
provided a magnificent cradle for
the expected infant. A crowd as
sembled at the predicted midnight ,
and only dispersed when they
were informed that Mrs. Southcote
had fallen into a trance. On the 27th
of December following she died. Her
followers refused to believe that she
was dead , and would not allow her to
be buried : but when decomposition be
gan to set in they consented to a post
mortem examination , which revealed
dropsy as the cause of her death.
Robert Matthews , in America , in the
beginning of this cemury , took up the
profession of prophet , and entered on
an extraordinary career of imposture ,
fraud and crime. He was arraigned
for murder , but only convicted for as
saulting his daughter with a whip.
Of his latter days we have no account ,
nor are his blasphemous and nefarious
doings worth recording further. Qui
ver.
Girlsi in College Towns.
A young man , whose breast was cov
ered with glittering secret society
badges , walked into a Yhitehall street
jewelry store yesterday morning , and
asked that some plain gold rings be
shown him. After a good deal of hesi
tancy he selected one , paid for it , put it
in his pocket , and withdrew. The
younjj man was a college student. He
was about to > contract an engagement
with a 3-oimg lady who resides in the
town which contains his college. The
circumstance caused the writer to call
to mind a somewhat curious fact.
Ever3r small college town contains a
number of 3-01111.2 : ladies , more or less
great , whose inevitable fate is to die old
maids. In carty 3'outh they begin their
social careers with college students as
the principal figures in them. The
chief incidents are engagements to the
students , one by one. Usually , the en
gagements end in nothing but "blasted
hopes. " The students return to their
homes , and leave their sanguine sweet
hearts to discover that thc3" must try
again. The writer has in mind a love
ly little town among the "knobs" of
Kentuck\ which , during his college
days , there was a battalion of the fair
sex , each from 25 to 30 years of age ,
and each husbandless. They have been !
deceived by each successive generation
of students for a period of years rang
ing from ten to fifteen. They were
still hopeful. That mother who desires
that the opportunities for marriage :
shall be for her daughters equal to those
of other young ladies , should never con "
sent to live in a small college town.
Atlanta Constitution.
Aired by an Ear Trumpet. ;
Some years ago a well known Presby
terian divine was spending his summer
vacation with his family in the Adrion-
dacks. One Sunday he accepted an in
vitation to preach in one of the simple
meeting houses of that region. In the
congregation was a man who appa
rently was very deaf , for he came to
the service armed and equipped with
nn immense brass ear trumpet , and as
soon as the sermon began went forward
and took his seat well up on the pul
pit stairs. The clergyman's little
daughter was among the auditors , she
had never seen an ear trumpet , and
the spectacle of the form on the pulpit
stairs steadily holding that instrument
to his head filled her with awe and
minder. On her ivay home from
church the first thing she said to her
father when they were alone was :
"Papa , was that an archangel by
Boston Herald.
JUGGLING.
An Expert In the Art Describes Some
of Ilia Triclts.
M. Paul CinquevalH , tho famous jug
gler , said recently to a reporter for
T/ic Pall Mall Gazelle : . "Unless lam
developing a new trick I seldom practic
ed now. I am a juggler. I invent my
own business. That is one of my dif-
iiculties. New tricks are copied.
When I find that I havo an imitator I
invent something else. For instance ,
a thought came to me this morning , a
trick with a cigar and a cigar-holder.
I throw tho cigar up and catch it in
every position in the tube of the holder ,
I shall practice it a month , perhaps for
an hour or two a day. I never give a
a trick without being so sure of it that
I would bet a large sum against failure.
Simple juggling , such as one does with
balls , one could be blindfolded , so cer
tain lias the hanil become. The hand
follows the C3'e , but the hand is the
more important of the two. Suppose 1
have a half a dozen knives in the
air , I propel one so as to give it
half a turn , another a turn , a third a turn
and a half , a fourth two turns , calcula
ting the revolution of each ono as it
falls through the air. Suppose one of
them is falling horizontal } ' , instead of
vertically , then one gets out of the
way and lets it fall on lhe ground. In
teaching a beginner one sets him to
work with one ball and one hand the
left. It is like teaching a child to read.
He begins with the ABC , then forms
a word. So it is with the juggler's
playthings. The left hand must be as
facile aud as sure as the right
If you let your piipil bugin
with the right hand it doubles
the difficulty for the left hand. I make
it a rule always to use for my tricks
the ordinary articles of everyday life.
It is more interesting to the public
than elaborate apparatus. They can
go home and try for themselves. I
take a caudle and a candlestick , or two
candles and two candlesticks [ this is
one of M. Cinquevalli's most famous
tricks ] or put an umbrella and a stick
through a number of aerial evolutions.
I even use a washing-tub. It ; is often
galling to the performer to know that
the public do not understand the niceties
and often the extreme difficulties of a
trick. To give them a lesson one some
times purposely breaks pown once or
twice just at the critical moment.
Then the third time the applause is
tremendous. As a matter of fact , one
is certain to slip now aud then. It is a
very different thing performing in a
room by daylight and before the liery
glare of footlights. Perhaps my most
difficult feat isthc ono I am doing every
night just now with the knife and fork
and raw potato. Simplicity again , you
see. With the knife 1 cut the potato in
two after keeping it up for some time ,
and then catch the two halves , one
on the knife the other on the fork.
That , now , was suggested to me one
night at a supper where I was a guest.
'Give us something , ' the host said ;
'you can juggle with anything. ' A
knife and fork were on iny plate , and
a cooked potato. I was successful.
"The juggler is the gentleman of the
profession. I still join in the acrobatic
entertainment with my brothers ; but it
is a severe strain to hoJd a man of
eleven stone on one's l and , and the
tumbling and hard knocks put one's
nerves , eye , aud hand out of order for
the juggling , which requires such ex
actitude aud precision. I can unite the
two if I have an interval between the
performance. It is the professional's
most difficult task to find novelties. It
is so with all of us in the show busi
ness. What is there left ? I ask. Your
insatiate public has had trained fleas
aud trained ilies. There is nothing
left. London 1 don't know. I have
nothing sensational ; they come to see
me. The Russians , yes ; Germans , no.
They want to be amused. I have once
or twice had narrow squeaks. A friend
bet me a champagne supper that 1
would not do a trapeze performance
from a balloon. I took him. It was
at Copenhagan. The balloon was a
giant , my bar being a few yards from
the basket I was dressed as a sailor.
The wind was blowing out to sea ,
but we started. I clung to the bar , and 1
did a few turns in the air , then scram 1c 1J
bled up and sat on the bar ; as we as c
cended to a great height I clambered t
into the'car. . The we drifted out aud {
into the sea. We floated about for an -
hour until we were rescued. I got a
cold , but I won my champagne supper.
That was nothing. I was engaged to
take an ariel llight at an afternoon en
tertainment It had rained in the
night I took my llight , lauded on the
opposite bar , ami fell eighty feet The
rope was sodden , and had given way.
E broke my wrist , and some of my chest -
bones. For eight months I was in the
tiospital with my left arm in a sling.
[ practiced with my right Juggling ,
then , is better than ariel flights. An
acrobat too , must always bu in good
liealth. lie has a headache. He is no
jood. I have a headache , but I take
cny turn with the rest I have had one
ar two awkward knocks from the
:
kvashiug-tub , which has weight as well
is bulk. I spin it round , throw it high >
nto the air , and catch it on a long pole
which stands on my shoulder. It may :
"all , but I wear a helmet now. You ask
me about training ? Don't drink , and
smoke as little as possible. It is difiic
jult , but it is necessary. The eye and
he .hand are delicate organs. "
Two Kinds of Suspense.
A murderer under sentence of death
lad a number of influential friends who
ivere exerting themselves to secure a
espite from the Governor. .The Sher-
ff believed in capital punishment , but
ic was a charitably disposed man and
lad been doing a good deal of running
iround for his doomedjuest. / . One
nornirig he returned front such a trip
md went to the prisoner.
"Well , " said the man eagerly , "what
lid the Governor say ? " ,
"My dear sir , he hasn't said anything '
ret ; he wants time to think. "
"Great heavens , man ! This suspense
s terrible , exclaimed the criminal , dra-
natically.
"Don't mention it , " responded tho
Sheriffin a cheerful tone ; "it ain't any-
hing to what it will be if the Governor
loesn't interfere. " Washington Critic.
Cell. Buell nt the Spring.
On one occasion , near Cave City , Bucll
ordered tho men kept away from a fine
spring , but tlio guard was overrun by thirs
ty men , and Buell rotlu with his stern offi
cial dignity to the spring to stand guard
himself. He wore at tho time n. little straw
lint and his fatigue uniform. A large , ener
getic man came np thirsty nnd impatient
to fill his canteen. Ho rubbed against
Buell as he passed and stepped with one
foot in the water to fill his cup. liuell said
quietly but decidedly : "Take your foot
out , sir. " Still stooping , the six-footer
looked up and said : "You go to Green
land's icy mountains. I don't want
any quartermaster's clerk ordering me
around. " For an instant the Commander
of tho Army of the Ohio was stunned by
the unexpected reply. Then he said quietly
but emphatically : "Gen. Buell orders you
to take your foot out of that water. "
Tho man gave the General a look of unmis-
takabloadmirationand said quickly : "I'll
do it , sir. If Gen. Buell would order mo to
jump head first into a cannon I would do
it. Out comes the foot. Why didn't you
say so before. " This reply bothered tho
General a good deal , but he eaid nothing.
[ Chicago Tutor-Ocean.
Edam diceso.
A great delicacy is Edam cliecsa and
wine. The usual Edam cheese , or pine
apple cheeso will do , is opened by cutting
the top off so as to serve as a lid , and then
a little port or sherry wine is poured into
a hole made by scooping out a dessert
spoonful of tho middle. This is lefb to
stand and soak awhile , and afterwards , as
fast as the cheeso is used , more wine is
poured in. If the cheese is an old one ( and
an Edam or pineapple cheese is not good
for any purpose unless it be old ) , tho wine
will soak into it and take tho place of
the original moisture that lias dried out.
It will bo impossible , until you taste it. to
conceive the exquisite effect of the com
bination. It is eaten with water biscuit ,
which by the way arc to bo found on all
bachelor tables this year , because they
seem naturally to go with all sorts of
drinkables and with all cheeses , salt or
smoked meats and most sweets.
Extravagances of King Imd\vig.
The Munico correspondent of tho Paris
Figaro gives a detailed list of articles .in
ono of the eight palaces of the late crazy
King Ludwig , of Bavaria , showing how his
majesty dissipated the royal revenues. In
his cabinet de toilette , for instance , all the
articles were of Saxon porcelain and cost
the trifle of 2,000,000 marks. A gigantic
chandelier , made in the royal manufactory
at Meissen , and which it required four
years' work to finish , cost 800,000 marks ;
a bed cost considerably over a million
marks , and a quilt on the same bed , a
marvel of Chinese embroidery , represented
a value of several hundred thousand
marks. Evidently the king was one of
tliose enthusiasts , beloved by the bric-a-
brac dealers , who know a good thing when
they see it.
Falling of the hair is arrested , and bald
ness averted , by using Hall's HairRenewer.
Obstinate cases of fever and ague can be
cured by taking Ayer's Ague Cure.
Minister Pendleton will spend hia vaca
tion in the south of England.
"VTion Babywas slci , TTO save her Castoria ,
When she was a Child , sho cried for Castoria ,
Wlcn she became Mias , sho clung to Castoria ,
TTion she had Children , she gave thorn Castoria ,
Tho funded debt of the city of Phila
delphia , June 1 , was § 60,325,120.
A MOST LIIIEICAL. OFFEl * .
THE VOLTAIC BELT Co. , Marshall , Mich ,
offer to send theirCelebrated VOLTAIC BELTS
and Electric Appliances on thirty days'
trial to any man afflicted with Nervous De
bility , Loss of Vitality , Manhood , &c. Il
lustrated pamphlet IN SEALED ENVELOPE
with full particulars , mailed free. Write
them at once.
Profane circles Those in which men are
in the habit of swearing roundly.
PATEIVTS obtained by Louis fcngger& Co. . At
torneys , WashingtonB.C. Est'd 1864. Advice free.
Clergymen who marry people on the cars
are called "railroad couplers. "
THE disagreeable operation of forcing
liquids into the head , and the use of ex-
siting snuffs , are being superseded by Ely's
Dream Balm , a cure for Catarrh , Colds in
the Head and Hay Fever. It is a safe and
pleasant remedy , being easily applied with
the finger. It is curing cases which have
lefied the doctors. Price 50 cents. At
Iruggista. GO cents by mail. Ely Bros. ,
Dwego , N. Y.
THE RESULT OF 25 YEARS CATAKKH : The
Bridge , or division of my nose was about
ialf gone. I obtained a bottle of Ely's
> eam Balm ; have used four bottles , ap
plying it to the affected parts with a swab ,
riiich has about cured up the nostrils. I
lad previously tried all other remedies on
-he market. J. A. Wood , 9G N. High street ,
Columbus , Ohio.
ELY'S CREAM BALM good for Catarrh of
ong standing. M. N. Lasley , 1934 = West
Chestnut street , Louisville , Ivy.
President Cleveland once did local writ-
ng for the Buffalo Courier.
IN THE COUNTRY ALL SUMMER.
The man who takes his family into the
ountry for the summer should remember
ihat he will save his children a great deal
f pain and himself a large amount of
noney in doctors' bills if he is thoughtful
nough to carry a supply of PERUY DAVIS'
PAIN KILLEK. The medicine is a standard
ipecific for all cases of cramps , colic ,
iholera morbus , diarrhoea , or dysentery.
Frederick , the Great , fled in terror from
iis first battle.
All Run Down
rom theweakening effects ofwarm weather , hy
lard work , or from a long illness , yon need a good
onlc and blood pcrifler like Hood's Sarsaparilla. If
ou have never tried this peculiar medicine , do BO
low. It will Rive you strength and appetite.
"I wao completely run down , and was for nearly
our years under medical treatment , being given up
o die by physicians. My mother urged me to take
rood's Sarsaparilla , At last I consented , and I have
iever taken anything which helped me as
auch as Hood's Sarsaparilla , which restored me to
icalth and vigor. I have been taking it about four
uonths. and am now a different being. I can work
11 day with very littlo fatigue. I recommend It to
ny one whose system il prostrated. " NKJ.UL NOBLK.
'eoria , HI.
"Wallace Buck. ofNorth Bloomfleld. N. Y. . suffered
leven years with a terrible varicose ulcer on his leg ,
o bad that he had to give up business. He was en-
Irely cured of the ulcer , and also of catarrh , by
lood'g Sarsaparllla ,
Hood's Sarsaparilla
y all druggists. 1 ; six for 3. Prepared c
t. HOOD & CO. , Apothecariet , Lowell , lli
! OO Doses One Dollar
FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS.
IXoiv nit AutniiKa County Itlmi Sowed
Tivelvc Dollar * and ICcayetl Fifteen
M'llOllMllIKt.
Jlr. Win. Hunt of Vineton , n small place
about twenty miles from Selmu , in Autuu-
a county , on the Ensb Teiin. , Vu. & G. A.
J { . K. , was the lucky nmu in tho May d raw
ing ol the Xiouminnu Stnte Lottery. In con
versation yesterday with a Times reporter
nt his home , tho following questiona were
ashed arid answered :
"I am told you struck the Louisiana
State lottery rich ? " said the reporter.
"Well. " replied Mr. Hunt , "I don'fc
know whether yon call it rich or no , but I
certainly have § 15,000 which I drew in the
lottery on the llth of May. "
"How long have you been investing in
the Louisiana , and what havo you paid
out ? "
"I havo been sending a dollar a month
for the past twelve months , and the
twelfth dollar brought me 515,000.
"How did you get your money ? "
"Well , you see I was notified first by a
printed circular , which had all the numbers
that drew prizes in it. I deposited my
ticket on the 17th of May with the City
National Uank of your city , and on the
22d , five daj-s later , I had my money ; and
right here , " continued the speaker , "I
want you to say that I had no trouble
about getting the amount my ticket called
for. It came promptly. "
In conversation further , Mr. Hunt said :
"I am thirty-nine years old. I have a wife
und three children. I own the place I live ;
on , and farm and merchandise some. I
was behind five or sixhnndred dollars when
I drew tho money from the lottery : but
that put me on my feet , and I paid my
debts. I have put out § 1,800 on good in
terest , and will turn the other into paying
investments. For § 11 drew a fifth of the
capital prize , and I am going to continue to
send one dollar every month so long an
I can raise that amount. I believe the bus
iness is properly carried on , and I shall
patronize it in tho future. " [ Selma ( Ala. )
Times , June 1.
The Swiss mis their war paint with
whisky.
The best evidence that the Nebraska and
Iowa Insurance company is responsible. ,
reliable , independent and tho property
owners' best friend is that agents of all
other companies say any and everything
against it without any regard for the truth.
Old men go to death , but death comes to
young men.
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE 320 acres
heavily timbered land in Morgan county ,
Mo. Will sell cheap for cash or trade for
Omaha , city property. Address for par
ticulars , Western Newspaper Union , Des
Moines , Iowa.
Irrigation is the coming California in
sanity.
We are pleased to learn that so
many of our young friends are prepar
ing to attend Elliott's Business Col
lege at Burlington , Iowa , the coming
fall. It is the finest school in this
country.
Thomas Carlyle's signature was sold in
New York the other day for § 8.00.
The best cough medicine is Tiso's Cure for Con
sumption. Sold everywhere. l3c !
Lew Wallace's royalties net him over
§ 3,000 annually.
The Nebraska and Iowa Insurance com
pany of Omaha is the oldest , largest and
best fire insurance company in the state.
"Smjth" is tho popular way to spell it
now.
now.Be
Be merciful to dumb animals. Keal
all open sores and cuts with Stewart's
Healing Powder , 15 and 50 cents a box.
Warm summer laziness is now poetically
termed summer idvl.
\
JAY EYE SEE'S Driver. Edwin D. Cither ,
nses Cole's Veterinary Carljolisalvo , und a
thorough trial enables him to endors-e it as the
heat remedy that he ever saw for general stable
use. Sold by Druggiits at 50c and § 1.00.
Fifty-seven of Yale's graduating class of
"J.40 will study law.
Don't fail to see the BATTLE OF GETTYS-
BUitc when you visit Om .Iia. Special rates
to excursion parties. D.H. Wheeler , Jr , Sec'y
Of the fourteen cabi.-et ministers of En
gland only five are public school men.
GET Lyon's Heel StifTeners applied to your boots
and slices before you run them over.
Three years ago "Ben Folsom was a re
porter on the World.
The Nebraska and Iowa Insurance com
pany of Omaha is tho first regularly or
ganized state fire insurance company that
fully complied with the laws of Nebraska.
Nothing can equal a sick bed for repent
ance.
Invalid ) * ' Tfotel nntl Surgical YitNtftitte.
Thin widely celebrated institution , located
at Buffalo. N. Y. , is organised with a full
staff of eighteen experienced and Hkillful
physicians and surguon * . constituting tho
most complete organization of medical and
surgical skill in Ameiica , for the treatment
of all chronic diseases , wlu-ther requiring
medical or surgical means for their curt * .
Marvelous success has been achieved in the
cure of all nasal , throat and lung diseases ,
liver and kidney diseases , diseases of tho
digestive organs , bladder diseases , diseases
peculiar to women , blood taints and skin
diseases , rheumatism , neuralgia , nervous
debility , paralysis , epilepsy ( fits ) , sperma-
torrhea , impotency nnd kindred affections.
Thousands are cured at their homes
through correspondence. The cure of tho
worst ruptures , pile tumors , varicocete ,
hydrocele and Btr ctures is guaranteed ,
with only a short residence at the institu
tion. Send 10 cents in stamps for tho In
valids' Guide Book (1G8 ( pases ) , which
gives all particulars. Address , World's
Dispensary Medical Association , Buffalo ,
N. Y.
Representative Hepburn of Iowa , waa
once a printer's devil.
Sick and bilious headache , and all de
rangements of stomach and bowels , cured
Dr. 1'ierce's "Pellets"
by . or anti-bilious
granules. 25 cents a vial. No cheap boxes
to allow waste of virtues. By druggists.
Rutherford B. Hayes wauls to bo a col-
lego president.
a * Delicate diseases of cither sex
radically cured. Send 10 cents in stamps
for book. Address , World's Dispensary
Medical Association , Buffalo , N. Y.
No ono knows the weight of another's
burden.
"The Nebraska and Iowa Insurance com
pany of Omaha issues tho most liberal
policy of any company doing business , and
settles its losses promptly and fairly. It is
our first homo company , and consequently
worthy of tho patronage of our people.
Rare tinted corals are worth their weight
in gold.
BITTERS ,
If you Irish a certain cure for nil Rlood
diseases. Nothing was ever invented that will
cleanse tho Blood and purify the System equal
to Hops and IflAV/f ISIticrs. It tones
up the Syfttcm , puts new iilood in your
voliio , restores your lost nppctlto and
elcop. and brings you perfect lirnltli. It
never fails to give relief in all cases of Kidney
or Liver Troubles , SIliojisncNs , ImU-
Ccstlon , Constipation , Sick Headaches , Dys
pepsia , Nervous disorders , and all Fcmalo
Complaints ; when properly taken it is a sure
cure. Thousands have been benefited bv 16
In this and other Western States. It is the best
Combination of Vegetable remedies an yet
discovered for the restoration to health of tho
weak and Debilitated. Do not get Mops
and MALT ISIttcrs confounded wllh infe
rior preparations of similar nemo. I prescribo
Hops & Malt Bitters regularly in my practice.
Robert Turner , in. D. , Flat Rock , Mich. Tor sals
by all druggists.
8 U X X TT
LUiS.
The moit Wonderful Agricultural I'nrk in America.
Surrounded by prosperous mining anJ manufacturing
towns. FAJS.MEK'tt PAKAIMSE ! Mngnlli-
ctnt crops raised in IKS. THOUSAVUN OP
ACHES OF OOVKnXMKXT I.AXI > , subject
to pre-emption and homestuid. I-ir.dsfor.iale to ac
tual settlers at ? 300 per acre. I.OXO TIME.
Park irrigated by immense canal * . Cheap railroad
rates. Krery attentionhown settlers For map * ,
ranphlets , etc. , address , COLORADO LAMP .t LOAN
0 < J , Opera House Block , Denver. Colo , llox iSSO.
\Vbenl say euro 100 not mean merely to stop tu rn lur
ntlmo and then have them return a-rnln. I mean c radi
cal euro. I havo ma/lo the cliscr-so of FITS , El'ILEPSV
or FALLINO SICKNESS a life-Song study. 1 warraut my
remedy to euro tho worst cases Because others hivo
failed Is no reason for not now receiving a cnro. Senil at
once for a treatise and a Frcu Bottle of my Infallible
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