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DISCOTEB1TOP GEE AT STATUES. Information Received by the Navy Department Exploration * to toe made. Washington Cor. Philadelphia Times. The success which has attended archojological researches within the ( past few decades has thrown much light upon the traditional accounts of the gorgeous civilizations of the ancient world. The explorations of Layard and Botta among the ruins of Ninevah , ' .the writings of Rawlinson and Hincka . upon the sacred hieroglyphics of the priests of Egypt and the cuneiform characters of the Persians and Assy rians had drawn toward the plains of Asia Minor the attention of the anti quarians of Europe when the living generation of men whs thrilled by the discovery of the trilingual inscriptions of the famous Rosetta stone , which gave to the modern world the key to the mysteries of ancient life and lore. The more recent labors of Schlieman , upon the shores of the Hellespont , among the buried ruins of ancient Troas" , and the revelations of the Runic \v \ characters of the ancient Norsemen , have intensified this search after the records of lost peoples and their his tory. In our own hemisphere the study of the tablets and temples of Mexico , Yucatan , and Guatemala , and the more recent discoveries of cliff sculptures in the United States , have emphasized the accepted belief of an identity of civilization among the peoples ples who left the record of their exis tence and their arts in the monuments and palaces on the banks of the ftile and the Euphrates and the table lands of Mexico and Central America and the plains of North America. The rich treasures of ancient nations are about to gain fresh accessions from a source in itself even more mysterious than the sculptured stones of Egypt , Asia Minor , or Central America. An official communication received at the nayy department announces the discov ery on Rapanni or Easter island , on the charts in longitude 110 west and lati tude 27south , buried in the depths of the vast wilderness of waters of the South Pacific , of col oss il statues and images rudely carved in stone. This remarka ble find of archaeological remains on a small island hundreds of miles away from any continent puzzles the learned scientists of the Smithsonian institution and the National museum. Professor Baird says on the subject : "In the pres ent advanced state of ethnological science these monuments are of the" highest importance. They will throw light on the somewhatmysterious man ner in which this island received its population. " The discoverers of these remarkable remains of a prehistoric and an ad vanced people in a part of the world synonymous with cannabalism and sav age life were the officers of the German gun-boat Hyena , while on a trip from v alparaiso to the Samoan islands. The commander of this vessel , while thus cruising in the South Pacific , subse r quently received orders from his gov ernment to visit Easter island , and to secure these specimens. The accounts received by our government indicate that the vessel remained at the island "but a few days , but during that time the German officers made a considera ble collection and copious notes. The results of their preliminary labors have been embraced in a pamphlet , which is reported at the Smithsonian institution to contain a large amount of valuable information. The German government , it is understood , are making prepara tions to send an expedition to Easter island without a moment's delay , with a corps of scientists and engineers to sketch the island , survey the ground , and to make plans and sections of the prehistoric buildings and ruins. Our government has also taken steps to secure some of these valuable re mains for its own large and valuable orinthological collections representing the pre-historic and known races of this. hemisphere. Instructions have already1 been sent to Admeral Uphsor , in command - . mand of the South Pacific squadron , to send one of his vessels on * cruise in the direction of Easter Island and to make such explorations , collections and reports as he may think important in interests of his government. It is un derstood that the government of France is also turning its attention to this is land with a view to the establishment of a protectorate. It is reported in the account given by the German vessel that the island , which is small , is strewn with large stone images and sculptured tablets. The Smithsonian has offered $1 each for pre-historic skulls with the lower jaw. The few people , of Polynesian ex traction , who inhabit the island , know nothing about the sculptured remains found in then midst , and even tradition gives no account of a people living there ' when their ancestors arrived. The study of these remains will add another valuable page to ethnological research. The establishment of a connecting link between these remains and those of America , Asia Minor , and Egypt would indeed add to the mysteries of the pre historic world. The Weather. Lieut Charles W. McKim. Portland , Ky. , states : "For twenty years I suf fered with rheumatism. During the bad weather my suffering was terrible. I was about to give up. Some one suggested the application of St Jacobs Oil. I tried it and its relief was rapid. In half an hour I could stand up. I no longer suffer with the pains. " A little girl suffering with the mumps de clares she "felt as though a headache had slipped down into her neck. " An exchange asks : "Will the coming woman work ? " That will depend upon how lazy her husband is. Brown's BronchialTroches for Coughs and Colds : "There Is nothing to be compared with them. " Sen. 0. J ) . Walking , IValton. Jhd , . _ An oil well driller Is always running hi business intoJheground. _ A TDOT nnuninSanLnIsPark > C ° Home- - ft ifltiij nunUj stead , pre-emption , tree Claims. Farming by irrigation , safest system. No drouth , no floods. Canal completed. Water ready. Crops absolutely sure tirst reason. Home market. Surrounded by free grazing ranges. For full information address , COLORADO LOAN & TBUST Co. , Denver , Colo. In Trinity church. Boston , toll trees were * placed in the chancel and auditorium to give * the effect of woods at Christmas time. , 1 THRILLING EXPERIENCE ! Remarkable Statement of Personal Danger and Providential The following story which is attract ing wide attention from the press is so rerilarkablo that wo cannot excuse our selves if wo do not lay it before our readers , even though its length would ordinarily preclude its admission to our limited space. To the Editor Jlochexter ( N. Y. ) Democrat : Sm On the first day of June , 1881 , I lay at my residence in this city sur rounded by my friends and waiting for death. Heaven only knows the agony I then endured , for words can never de scribe it And yet , if a few years previ ous any one had told mo that 1 was to bo bronght so low , and by so terrible a disease , I should have scoffed at the idea. I had always been uncommonly strong and healthy , and weighed over 200 pounds and hardly knew , in my own experience , what pain or sickiess were. Very many people who will read this statement realize at times that they are unusually tired and cannot account for it. They feel dull pains in various parts of the body and do not understand it. Or they are exceedingly hungry one day and entirely without appetite the next. This was just the way I felt when the relentless malady which had fastened itself upon me first began. Still I thought nothing of it ; that probably I had taken a cold which would soon pass away. Shortly after this I noticed a heavy , and at times neuralgic , pain in one side of my head , but as it would come one day and be gone the next , I paid little attention to it. Then my stomach would get out of order and my food often failed to digest , causing at times great inconvenience. Yet , even as a pnysi- cian , I did not think that these things meant anything serious. I fancied I was suffering from malaria and doc tored myself accordingly. But I got no better. I next noticed a peculiar color and odor about- the fluids I was passing also that there were large quantities one day and very little the next , and that a persistent froth and scum appeared upon the surface , and a sediment settled. And yet I did not realize my danger , for , indeed , seeing these symptoms continually , I finally became accustomed to them , and my suspicion was wholly disarmed by the fact that I had no pain in the affected organs or in the vicinity. Whylshould have been so blind 1 cannot under stand. I consulted the best medical skill in the land. I visited all the famed min eral springs in America and traveled from Maine to California. Still 1 grew worse. No two physicians agreed as to tuy malady. One said I was trou bled with spinal irritation ; another , dyspepsia ; another , heart disease ; an other , general debility ; another , con gestion of the base of the brain ; and so on through a long list of common diseases , the symptoms of many of which I really had. In this way sev eral years passed , during which time I was steadily growing worse. My con dition had really become pitiable. The slight symptoms I at first experienced were developed into terrible and con stant disorders. My weight had been reduced from 207 to 130 pounds. My life was a burden to myself and friends. I could retain no food on my stomach , and' lived wholly by injections. 1 was a living mass of pain. My pulse was uncontrollable. In my agony I fre quently fell to the floor and clutched the carpet , and prayed for death. Mor phine had little or no effect in deaden ing the pain. For six days and nights I had the death-premonitory hiccoughs constantly. My water was filled with tube-casts and albumen. I was strug gling .with Bright's disease of the kid neys in its last stages ! While suffering thus I received a call from my pastor , the Rev. Dr. Foote , at that time rector of St. Paul Episco pal Church , of this city. I felt that it was our last interview , but in the course of conversation Dr. Foote de tailed to me the many remarkable cures of cases like my own which had come under his observation , by means of a remedy , which he urged me to try. As a practicing physician and a graduate of the schools , I derided the idea of any medicine outside the regular chan nels being in the least beneficial. So solicitious , however , was Dr. Foote , that I finally promised I would waive my prejudice. I began its use on the first day of June , 1881 , and took it according to directions. At first it sickened me ; but this I thought was a good sign for one in my debilitated condition. I continued to take it ; the sickening sensation departed and I was finally able to retain food upon my stomach. In a few days I noticed a de cided change for the better , as also did my wife and friends. My hiccoughs ceased and I experienced less pain than formerly. I was so rejoiced at this improved condition that , upon what I had believed but a few days before was my dying bed , I vowed , in the presence of my family and "friend ? , should I re cover I would both publicly and pri vately make known this remedy for the good of humanity , wherver and when ever I had an opportunity , and this letter is in fulfillment of that vow. My improvenip.nt was constant from- that time , and in less than three months I had gained 26 pounds in flesh , became entirely free from pain and I believe I owe my life and present condition wholly to Warner's Safe Cure , the rem edy which I used. Since my recovery I have thoroughly re-investigated the subject of kidney difficulties and Bright's lisease , and the truths developed are astonishing. I therefore state , deliberately , and as a physician , that I believe more than one- half the deaths which occur in America are caused by Bright's disease of the kidneys. Ths may sound like a rash statement , but I am prepared to fully verify it. Bright's disease has no distinctive symptoms of its own , ( indeed , it often develops without any pain whatever in the kidneys or their vicinity , ) but has the symptoms of nearly every other common complaint. Hundreds of people die daily , whose burials are authorized by a physician's certificate as occurring from "Heart Disease , " "Apoplexy , " "Paralysis" " " "Rheumatism " "Spinal Complaint , , "Pneumonia , " and other ecommon complaints , when in reality it la from Bright's disease of the kidneys. Few physicians , and fewer people , realize the extent of this disease or its danger ous and insidious nature. It steals into the system l&e a thief , manifests its presence if at all by the commonest symptoms and fastens itself upon the constitution before the victims is aware of it It is nearly as hereditary as con sumption , quite as common and fully as fatal. Entire families , inheriting it from their ancestors , have died , and yet none of the number knew or real ized the mysterious power which was removing them. ' Instead of common symptoms it often shows none what ever , but brings death suddenly , from convulsions , apoplexy or heart disease. As one who has suffered , and knows by bitter experience what he says , I im plore every one who reads these words not to neglect the slightest symptoms of kidney difficulty. Certain agony and probable death will be the sure re sult of such neglect , and no one can afford to hazard such chances. I am aware that such an un qualified statement as this , com ing from me , known as I am throughout the entire land as a practitioner and lecturer , will arouse the surprise and possible animosity of the medical profession and astonish all with whom. I am acquainted , but I make the foregoing statements based upon facts which I am prepared to pro duce and truths which I can substan tiate to the letter. 'The welfare of those who may possibly be sufferers such as I was , is an ample inducement for me to take the step I have , and if I can successfully warn others from the dangerous path in which I once walked , I am willing to endure all professional and personal consequence. J. B. HENION , M. D. ROCHESTER , N. Y. , Dec. 30. "What is laughter ? " asks a chemist. 'It is the sound that you hear when your hat blows off. off.A A sugar dealer may be wealthy , but he doesn't like to hear people say he has lots of sand. An Offensive Brcatli is most distressing , not only to the per son afflicted if he have any pride.but to those with whom he comes in contact. It is a delicate matter to speak of , but it has parted not only friends but lovers. Bad breath and catarrh are-inseparable. Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures the worst cases as thousands can testify. More than 60,000 New Yorkers live at hotels , and there are 100.000 strangers in town every night. Patti is said to be in bad temper , cross with everybody except herself and her terriers. Poor Nicollnlj Especially to Women. "Sweet is revenge especially to women , " said the gifted , but naughty , Lord Byron. Surely he was in bad humor when he wrote such words. But there are complaints that only women suffer , that are carrying numbers of ' them down to early'grave. There is hope for those who suffer , no matter how sorely or severely , in Dr. R. V. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription. " Safe in its action it is a blessing , especially to women and to men , too. for when women suffer , the household is askew ; On Thanksgiving Day every convict at Sing Sing , N. Y. , was given two cigars , besides a dinner of chlcken and plum pudding. A lunch is a kind of a piece meat affair. Can't is hypocricy as well as bad grammar. * * * * Organic weakness or loss of power in either sex , however , in duced , speedily and permanently cured. Enclose three letter stamps for book of particulars. World's Dispensary Medi cal Association , Buffalo , N. Y. The present value of wheat is the lowest ever reported Jay the agricultural department. A Present to Every Lady. A 25 cent book on Art Xeedle Work and Crazy Patchwork , with 100 new stitches and transferable designs and full instructions for the work , will .be given to every new sub scriber to Strawbrid e & Clothier's Fashion Quarterly. The Fashion Magazine contains 150 large pages with over 1,000 illustrations each issue , and is the cheapest magazine in the world. Cut out this notice and mail with 50 cents , the price of a year's subscription , to STBAAVBRIDGE & CLOTHIKR. Eighth and Market Sts , Phila. Venison is not dear in Idaho , where it sells for 2 cents a pound. French Valentines for 1835. Just imported. The greatest craze of the age. For the purpose of introducing these novelties in this country I will send to every reader of this paper six valentines , all differ ent , upon the receipt of 30 cents in silver or stamps topay postage and cost of importing. Address Kit Kelvin , P. O. box 226 , Rochester , N.Y. Berlin has 1,037 physicians , or one to every 1,230 inhabitants. Do You "Want to Bay a Dog ? Send for Dog Bayers' Guide , 100 pages. En gravings of all breeds , colored plate , prices of dogs and where to buy them. Mailed for 15 cents , ASSOCIATED FANCIEKS , 237 South Eighth street , Philadelphia" . Utah's mining output forlSSils valued at § 5,247,021.44. tf / " arbollsalvecnrosltchlnsaand Irritations of OtheSkia A Scale , Poisons , Bites of Insects , Piles , Dicers , < c. Cares Burns and Scalds without a scar. Small boxes 25c : Iarep75c. Get the genuine. Sold bj Drugeiste. J. vf. COLE & CO. . Black River Falls. Wii. A close observer asserts that American marry British nobles in order to elevate them. k Farmer's Try It ! Wells , Richardson & Go's. Improved Buttei Color will .bo found to bo the only oil coloi [ that will not become rancid. Test it and you will prove it. It will not color the buttei milk ; it jrives the brightest color of any made , and is the strongest and thereiore the cheap est. El Mahdi's favorite air The camels art coming , ohpj Carbolincs. * Sorrow and gloom the soul may meet , Yet love wrings triumph from defeat ; And the coarsest hair can still be fine by using Jfaffic Carboltiie. HAGAN'S Magnolia Balm is a secret aid to beauty. Many a lady owes her fresh ness to tt ; who would rather not tell ; and you cant tell When yon visit New York City , via Central * TVlr . e 0 TA T > < * * MM MA TJ * * _ _ A r * --saveBaggage Erprcssago and $3 Car riage Hire , and stop at the Grand Union Hotel , opposite said .depot Six hundred elegant rooms fitted up at a cost of one million dollars ; fl and upwards per day. European plan. Ele vator. Restaurant supplied with the best Horse-cars , stages and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel In the city. Progressive euchre is making great progress in its invasion of the southern states. A CARD. To all who are suffering from errors and indiscretions of youth , nervous weakness , early decay , loss of manhood. &c. , I will send a receipt that will euro , FJIEE Olf CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary in South America. Send self- addressed envelope to REV. JOSEPH T. INMAN , Station D , New York. It is said that Japanese women have never seen and do not know the use of pins. THE purest , sweetest and best CoU Liver Oil In the world , manufactured from frtsh , healthy liver * , upon tlie sea shore. It in absolutely pure and sweet. Pa tients who have onrc. taken H prefer It to all others. - ' . * juit , uuB have dccliird It superior to of the ui ( W BMSV > * * W * fc * * any V * tUV other oils In market. .Made by CASW.EL. , UAZZAB & Co. , New Yurk. Already there nro twenty-four paupers in Yellowstone coui.ty , Montana. . . Forlmimr tics of the Blood talco Allen's lr ° n ionic llUtuju. All genuine bear the signature of J. P. Allen , l > rugglst , St. Paul , Minn. Dog racing promises to be the next popular craze of some of the large cities. TVlieii Yon Feel Blue and your back aches , and your head feels hcavy.nnd you wako uurofrcsnecl iu Ihomorn- in ? and your bowels are sluggish or costive , you need Kidney-Wore. It Is nature's grunt remedy and never fulls to relieve all cases of Diseased Kidlloy , Torpid Liver. Conatipuion , Malaria , Piles. Kheumatishi , &c. It operates simultaneously on the Kidneys , Liver and Bowels , strengthening1 them and restoring healthy action. Put up In both dry and liquid lorm. Sold by all.drujrgifrts. The man who desires a fast horse thirsts for goer. goer.The The Children's Hcaltli must not be neglected Colds in the Head and snuflles on Catarrh and throat and lung affections. Ely's Cream Balm cures at once. It Is perfectly safe and is easily applied with the finger. It also cures Catarrh and Hay Fever , the worst cases yielding to it in a short time. Sold by druggists. 50 cents. Ely Bros. , Owego. N. Y. Chronic Catarrh. The result of 25 years' Catarrh the bridge , or division of my nose , was about half gone. I obtained a bottle tle of Ely's Cream Balm ; have used four hot- ties , applyi up it to the affected parts with a swab , which has about cured up thu nostrils. I had previously tried all other remedies on the market without permanent relief. J. A. Wood , 98 N. High Street , Columbus , Ohio. I find Ely's Cream Balm good for Catarrh of long standing. 51. N. Lasley , 1934 West Chestnut Street , Louisville , Ky. A game law Never "call" when you hold a "royal flush. " C3 ? Do It at Once. For 10 cents get a packngo of Diamond Dyes at the druggist's. They color anything the finest and most < le- EirtiDlc colors. Weiss. .Richardson & Co. , Bur- linsrton , Vt. Sample Card , 32 colors , and book of directions for 2c stamp. If silence be golden , dumb people ought to grow rich. Habitual constipation is not only one of the most unpleasant , but at the same time one of the most injurious conditions of the human system , and is but a forerunner of disease , un less removed. This is usually accomplished by the use of purgatives , which for the time afford relief , but alter their immediate effects have passed they leave the system in a worse state than before. To effect a jure it is nec essary that the remedy used should be one that not only by its cathartic effect relieves the bowels , but at the same time acts as a tonic , so as to restore the organs to a sound , healthy condition. This PKICKLY Asn BIT TERS will do. It removes the cause and re stores health. Young ladles who will not marry when they have a chance Miss It. FO3E1. CURES Rheumatism , Reuralgia , Sciatica , Lumbago- , Backache , Headache , Toothache , Sore Tli roatSwelIIn iSprain8IJ raises , Barns , Scalds , Frost Bites , ASD Jltt OTHER BODILY PAIS3 AKD JlOnS. SoUliyDrnjslstsandDealerseverywliere. Fifty Cents a bottle. Direction * . In 11 Languages. THE CHARLES A. VOGELElt CO. ( Sux is rs to A. TOOELEE A CO. ) Baltimore , Ed. , C. S. A. ATOHES Arc unequalled in EXACTING SERVICE. 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WWHVIWIIVBB B < B9 B VH I have a positive remedy for the above disease ; brlta use thousands of cases ot the worst kind and of long standing have been cared. Indeed , FOBtronglamv faith In Its efficacy , that I wilt send TWO BOTTLES KKEE , together wim a VAUJABT.ETREATISE on this dlseasa to anT sufferer. Give express and P. O.addr ss. T.A.8LOCrj3T,181PearlSt.XetrYork. DIKE'S CS1IID KUX IVa hnnut Vvu.k Wl Un. r Wr UUk J.ta . JO In. ft I.IvT. talr u. irtnpi i . t. A. L.SDITH A CO. , Jiztnti , J-.laJUw , fit. ' FOR Man and Beast. Mustang Liniment is older than most men , and used more and more every year. Rheumatism Itl an established fact that Ilood'i BanaparlUn has proven on Invaluable remedy In many severe cases of rheumatism , effecting remarkable cure * by Its powerful action In correctrng the acidity of the blood , which Is the came of the disease , and purify- log nn4 enriching the vital fluid. It U certainly fair to assume that what Hood' * Sar- laparllla has done for others It will do for you. There fore , If you suffer the pains and aches of rheumatism , give thliremedy & trial. "For twenty years I have been afflicted with rheu matism. Before 1883 I found no relief , but frrew worse till I was almost helpless , i then bcpm taking Hood's Sanapttrilla , and It did me more good than all the other medicines I ever bad. " U. T. BALCOM. Shirley , Jlass. "I suffered from what the doctors called muscular rheumatism. I took Hood's S.trsaparilla and am en tirely cured. " J. V. A. PcuiMrooT. letter carrier , Chicago , 111. Hood's sarsapariila Bold by all drujprclstx. II : sis for H Mode only by C.I. HOOD & CO. , Apothecaries. Lowell , Moss. 100 Doses One Dollar By the use of Hot- tetter' * Stomach Bit- tew the haggard up * pcarance of thu countenance and ital- lowucss of dyspep tics are supplanted by a healthier look , and as the food U as similated , the body acquires subttmcc. Appetite Is restored , and the nervous sys tem refreshed with much needed clum ber , through the use of tills medicine , which Is also bcncll clal to persons of n rhuumutlu tendency , and an Inestimable preventive of fever and ac'ie. For sale by all Urufrgltits and Dealers generally. The majority of the Ills of tha human tody arise from a derangement of tht BUiver , affecting both the stomach and fcotretf. In orderto effect a cure , it it netcsta.ru to remove the cause. Irregu lar and Sluggish action of the Bowels , MeadaehaBlolineo3 at the Stomach , fain in the Sack and Iiolns , etc. , indicate thai the lAvvf iy at' fault , and that nature re quires asalttcnce to cnabls this organ to throw off impurities. JPricItly Asli Bitters are especially tompvunded for this purpose * Xheyare mild in their action and effective as a I cure ; arepleasan t to the taste and taken easily Iry both children and adults , Ta- Iten according to direction , they are a aafeandpleasant cure/or 2 > yspepslai General Debility , Habitual Con * stipation , Diseased Kidneys , etc. , etc.4a 2IlGoclE arifiert7jey are superior to any other -medicine } cleansing tlia system thoroughly , and imparting new lifeandcnergy to the in valid , It is a medicine and cot en Ml TCD3 DR'JflGIST MS fSICKLT AS 3 BITTZB ? , and take no other. PEICB.S1.0O per Bottle. ? 8CKLY ! ASH QITTERS CO..SOLE PROPRIETORS Bt. Louis and T nstt Cit7. 2 o. Morphine Ilfiblt Cnrecl in 1O to 20 tlays. > opiy till cured. Dr. . J. STKIMIRXS , Lebanon , Ohio. W. N. U. , Omaha , 244 8 WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS plcaso ay you saw the advertisemcntin tills paper Homo I ( emu and Topics * "All your own fault. If you remain nick H hen you can Got hop Litters I lint never Fall. The weakest woman , smallest child , and ! sickest Invalid can use hop bitters with safety' and great good. Old men tottering around from Rheuma tism , kidney trouble or any weakness will bo made almost new by using bop bitters. ESJPMy wife and daughter were made healthy by the use of hop bitters and I recom mend them to my people. Methodist Clergy man. Ask any gooJ dno'or If hop Bitters are not the bat fatally medicine On earth Ml Malarial fever , Ague and BUlIoiuncss , will leave every neighborhood as soon as hop bit- ters arrive. "My mother drove the paralysis and neural gia all out of her system with hop bitters. " Ed. OxwyoSun. Ezr 'Kecp the kidneys healthy with hop' bitters and you need not fear sickness. " Ice water is rendered harmless and more- refreshing and reviving with hop bitters in1 each draught. The vigor of youth for the aged and In firm in hop bitters ! 1 1 ( "At thu change of life nothing- equals ) I K Hop UlttfM to ttlluy all troubles Incident V ( Thereto. " ) ' "TLe best periodical for ladles to take5 monthly , and from whfch they will receive the | greatest benefit Is hop bitters. " Mothers with sickly , fretful , nursing chll-i drcn , will cure the chll.lren and benefit themselves - ! selves by taking hop bitters daily. Thousands die annually from some form/ / of kidney disease that might have been pre vented by a timely use of hop bitters. Indigestion , weak stomach , irregularities of the bowels , cannot exist when hop bitters arc used. used.A A tlmoly * * * UEO of hop Bitters will keep n uhole family In robust health a year at a little. cost. To produce real genuine sleep and child like repose all night , take a little hop bitters on retiring. C7 Xone genuine without a bunch of green Hop * on the w liltu label. Shun all the vile , poisonous stuff with "Hop" or "Hops" In their name. _ CHEAPEST , Pure & Eest. Gardeners trade a ape- \claUy. \ 1'ackets only 3c. Cheup as dirt by oz. < t Ib. Postage or Exp. paid. 50000 Ghiides FREE. Send your address for my most Beautiful Illustrated Gimlen.Guido ever printed. K. II. SUUM.WAY , Itockfbrd III. Spinal 3Iliics'Vuist , $1 75 Spinal Corset , 2 OO Spinal tuning Corset , 2 XS Spinal Abdominal Corset , $375 Becomaended by leading physicians , delivered free anywhcro in. the TJ. 8. on receipt of prico. . Satisfaction guaranteed. Lady Agents Y/anltd fiHKAl'EST LIST OP AKTIST3 MATKIHALS A D T W W. &y. Oil Tube ColorsSOc. iloz. ; Sable A ( I I Brushes , Sc. up ; Urlstlia , 7c. up ; Plaiiuc , r c.upl'allet , Sic. ; EeHMo. . ; ArlstsJ Holes , SUX ) 1'aneN , _ IOc. _ up ; Jloufdlnjrs. Paintintrt. 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Anew book. C. G. BiMiT , .AUlent. KAOIU. Brted < r T. R. Foil md V. C. Swln. . S"Ue circulars frte. No Premium Less than $2 , and reliable An , IcKal entirely and substantial prop osition , made by one of the most KoCiiargeforTlGkeSs popular turalnnd Acricul- Family Newspapers , the Capita ! Premium $5,000 oldreliable , solid Farming World Capital Premium , $2,000 EACH 10Extra " which for years "ofJl.OOO 10,000 20 " FOR 3,082 FAVORITES. has always been (30010,000 , found in the van 60 " flOO 5,000 In the adjolninrr list all are CASH Premiums , ofprogressive 3,000" " r-5 75,000 of which there are ! G,018 of $2 e&ch. three thousand Journalism , and of TWEXTY-FIVE DOLLARS each and , rang which must not 80,918 Prem's.tS each , 193,838 ing from that amount to $5,000 a Cash. Premium be confounded 100,000 Cash Premiums for EVJSRY subscriber , none less than $2 , and with any mush aggregating $300,336. It Costs room publication Nothing to Subscribe , gotten up to back some illegal lot NO BLANK ! as the subscription price will be deducted when tery or other the Cash Premium is paid and subscription be chance scheme. gins. There are no Mlankt Our Business Platform , "WHAT PREMIUM WILL I GET ? " * Toe ezpanies and earnings of a and find out. Immediately on receipt of your letter , we will send paper -with 100,000 circulation will with the Art Portfolio a sealed envelope containing an order for approximate as follows : RE the amount of Cash Premium that will oe due you , and there will CEIPTS from aavertiiln * . SOO be no suspense or uncertainty. Inches per lime , at the rate of Ic. & line per 1,000 of circulation , or Jl a Remember , no Subscription Price Need be Sent , line for 100,000 , for 52 iunn , $364- and No Chnrco for Ticketn. 000 ; subscriptions deducted from face Talue of Cash Premium Or FARMG WORLD ART PORTFOLIO. ders. JlOO.OOO-toUlt { 436,800. EX . PENSES Iisuint 100,000 for and richest Art Premium ever offered by any paper , worth any paper , postage , press-work , etc. , dozen chromes or cheap lithographs. It is % collection of fine $1,200 per issue. $52.400 : editorial Engraving Reproductions of famous paintings , embracing a wide work , incidentals , $20.000 total , range of subjects , printed on richly toned cream-laid plate paper , 32.400. tearing . theipleadidproat witli protecting tissue facing each engraving , the whole protected OTJ38I.603. with neavy ornamented covers holding the pages with rich silk- bo Three-fourths aade oat of the of sale this of proflt advertis Trill cord binding. When you receive It , it is complete , ( no frames to buy- ing space , and advertiter * triU as with other picture premiums ) and your centre-table or library is pay fl.OO a line timply bccaust the embellished in n manner that a millionaire would respect and paper has IM.ixjO circulation. If admire. This sumptuous Portfolio nf rare and costly Engravings la it had but 10,0X1 they would pay for FABMIXCJ WORLD subscribers exclusively , and will be sent to all but 10 cents a line. Therefore , subscription applicant1) under this offer who send 43 cts. to defray ererr subscriber , as a pro rata the pro rata cost of advertising , postage , printing , etc. Items not earner of advertising profits. Is considered in estimates under OiirJJusiness Platform. " worth to a paper of 100,000 circula tion 82.81. We propose to keep CONDITIONS There are no the Sic. as our tfere , and repay to , Blanks and our snbcribers the S3. In this proportion no charge for Tickets the ques portion we will bare { 31,000 as tion as to what Cash Premium profit after ci * ' ° ? back to subscri Order you will get If you apply bers out of the paper's earning * the being answered at once by the turn of { 301,000 in Premiums. contents of the Scaled C.ash This Is a plain statement of 1'rcmium which No Charge for Tickets , facts , and involves no necessity of Envelope , resorting to illegal methods ai an will be sent by return train with excuse tor offering " numberei re the Art Portfolio. Ho answer will be made to any application ceipts. " and alleged " future draw- which desires the Cash. Premium without sending pro rata charges Ings' * or "awards. " It Is simply for the Art Portfolio , as we are expending a large amount Irfits proposed to make division with our production and for advertising money that has no connection subscribers of an equitable share of with the fund out of which the Cash Premiums will be paid. the profits which the use of their i names as subscribers will secure. IT 10 liiDnDTXUT That you send nsyonr name promptly , so that iimn in in i - . , . , . . . * .L- . II 10 IliirUnlAnl our list will be completed at an early date , and the full earnings from advertising be realized. Clubs are especially desired , and when a list of names is sent us , we will send nil the sealed Cash Premium Orders envelopes to the one who sends the list , and he can distribute them with the Arc Portfolios to those whose names he sends , or he can keep them and secure for himself all the benefits , just as be arranges with those whose names he sends. The Art Portfolios will be sent In club orders for the following charges : Five , $ L30 ; ten , $1.50 ; all above ten , 45c. each. Remember , the pro rata charges , 4dc. . must besent in every case. No subscription price need be sent , as that will be deducted from the Cash Premium , for there are no blanks. A Cash Premium Order for from ? 2 to $5.000 goes with every Portfolio , nnornyr j This is business from the word " Go ! " If yon send us your address and 4Sc- charges UDOUU11.1 on the Art Portfolio , we will send you a single Cash Premium Order for not less than two dollars for there are no blanks. The Cash Premiums paid through any bank , ptfst , or ex press office. You run no rUk , except of being benefited. Then don't wait , but take advantage of thlsopportunity now , TO-J1A Y. V'-SJTelecriipIi instnntlr. ncknowleduine receipt when a Cash Premium Order for S500 or more is received. Do not tuleeraph when amount is less than S5UO. Address FARMING % VOllIiD , 121 fc 123 S. Clark St. , CHICAGO. 11,1 , . THE BEST WATERPROOF RIDING COAT. Cores th entire sa&Jl * . and irfll keep ysa 6rf in onjatom. . SoTil rreryrrnen. lllpgrateg catajogot froa. A. J.Tourer. Bortoa. BUY NORTHERN CROWft V B fc.W\J. % ? 3i odds the flnest-Flowers Vegetables " " , and . - Grope. Seeds pt e , tested , warranted. t , re t utookotFarm S < f < lsin tneWest. Safflpl OraTnsrr" v. Pinu and Hoses br tha 100,0000 , Will pay to get new catalogue. JOHN A. SALZER ; i * SZurSttr