McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, November 06, 1884, Image 7

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    YESTERNIGHT.
I loved , In nilcnco nursing
All the sweetness , all the smart ,
Secretly tlio tale rehfarulng
ret unfold tho' when my heart
JJrst went forth unto the maiden
All the world was winter white ,
Ana the summer nlr was laden
with rich fragrance yesternight.
Ycstcrove , what time the shadows
Deepened on the dais cd grass ,
Homeward wending through the meadows
I behold the maiden pass.
And tbo love , BO Jong unspoken ,
Bravely In the fading light
Pleaded for some word or token
Of requital yesternight.
Not to ear or heart unheeding
My Impassioned tnlo was told.
Nor In vain my wistful pleading
Bought her love u hoop of gold
Set with stones within still linger
Rays of Jud's refulgent light ,
Circles now a shapely linger
That was bare but yesternight.
LUDICROUS BLUNDERS
Committed by Ncictpapcr Reporter * Not
Quite Up lo the Trlclts of the Irude.
Detroit Free Press.
Competition ainonp- newspaper re
porters sometimes lead them into ways
that are dark and tricks that are vain.
A reporter was once sent to report the
sermon of a celebrated but very de
vout and solemn Presbyterian clergy
man. It was the funeral oration of a
distinguished member of his church.
The reporter did not rise early enough ,
and when he arrived at the church the
' { clergyman had finished. Waiting up
on him after the service he asked the
loan of the preacher's manuscript. The
obliging clergyman took it out of his
overcoat pocket and handed it to the
scribe , who , delighted at his easy task ,
wrote a hasty introduction , and , with
out further delay , went off to spend
the Sabbath with his best girl. It was
a funeral discourse , the subject of
which was a man well known in the
city for his great piety , sincerity , purity -
ty and benevolence. Being Sunday ,
j the discourse got into the printers1
hands , and the night editor was horri-
iied at its beginning thus :
"Among his friends and dupes he ac
quired by persistent hypocrisy a repu
tation for sanctity , which , by means of
a doleful whine and obtrusive cant , he
maintained to his very last breath. So
'inveterate was his habit that when on
his death-bed his spiritual adviser whis
pered that there was pardon for the
vilest sinner , he retorted : 'I am glad
of it ; there are so many of them that
need it so much more than I do , ' " etc.
Had not the editor put his blue pencil
through the whole article the city would
have rung next day with this scandal
ous discourse about this worthy man.
The obliging clergyman had , accident
ally , on 'leaving uis house , put on his
son's overcoat , and instead of his sermon -
mon had handed the reporter a maga
zine article , written by his son , about a
notorious and pious fraud who had died
in England about 100 years before.
In another case a reporter who was
on trial was told to "write up Sheri
dan" Gen. Phil Sheridan who was
expected in town the next morning.
Anxious to show how well he could ac
complish his new task , he resolved to
"scoop the other felloVs" by a long
and elaborate biographical notice.
. , Turning to the cyclopedia , he began to
T * ' read about Sheridan , but had scarcely
cast his eye over it when it was ru
mored that the general had arrived in
the city. Hurrying awav to get the
later and local facts about him , he had
to finish his biography without further
aid from the cyclopedia. Doubtless to
Sheridan's great surprise , he learned
from the next morning's paper that he
was an Englishman by birth ; before
coming to America he was the proprietor -
„ tor of a London theatre , and wrote
"The School for Scandal , " . "The Ri
vals" and other plays. Soon after his
" arrival in this country he abandoned
the stage and play writing for a mili
tary life. That reporter was given an
indefinite leave of absence.
An overworked reporter was on his
way to a fire a long distance oft' when
he met an acquaintance whom he asked
about the fire. Learning all the de
tails , as he supposed , he went back to
the office and wrote a vivid description
. / of the event. In the building , he said ,
"was a large quantity of sawdust , "
which only added fierceness to the
flames. "Several blocks were sur
rounded by the fire , and it was only
"with the greatest difficulty that the
flames were subdued , and it was not
until the building and all its contents
were reduced to ashes. " Much to his
consternation he discovered next day
that his friend was a practical joker ,
and that instead of a sawmill , as he
supposed , it was"an ice-houce that was
. on tire.
A reporter was sent to ascertain the
truth of a rumor that a well known
citizen had gone insane. That report
er's career ended then and there when
the paper next morning had the follow
ing paragraph : "There was a report
f-yesterday that something was the mat
ter withMr. Sander's head. It was as
sound as it has always been. There is
nothing in it. "
A reporter was sent to attend the
funeral of a prominent gentleman. He
arrived at the house , but finding no
signs of the event , concluded he had
come too late. So he thought he
would take his chances and "write it
up on general principles. " It so hap
pened , nowever , that there had been
some mistake about the matter. It had
occurred in the morning instead of in
the afternoon , and the clergyman who
attended the funeral was married in
the afternoon to a widow , to whom he
had long been engaged. And this was
the kind of notice that was sent after
him on his wedding tour : "The Rev.
Mr. Thomaston was present at the ser
vices at the house yesterday afternoon.
There is no man so welf adapted to
these solemn occasions. 'He impressed
every one present with his evident sorrow -
' row and pity for the heart-broken
widow and her afflicted children. He
told them that , although -they had lost
their stay and support , there was one
who would still be a father to them.
These words seemed greatly to comfort
them. Even their bereaved mother
could not have failed to be consoled in
her grief by the tenderness of the rev
erend gentleman , who himself betrayed
great emotion and could scarcely re
strain his tears. "
The most recent enterprise of this
sort has been achieved by two New
York papers , each of which had elabo
rate descriptions of the "Illumination
of Hell Gate. " The original locality
of this name is not believed to require
any other illumination than that afford
ed by opening the. gates themselves.
But its namesake in New York has just
'
been furnished with'an electric light.
According to the Herald crowds gath
ered along the river and were well re
warded by the magnificent spectacle.
They saw a dull glow high up in the
darkness of the night ; but an instant
later there gushed forth a flood of light
which grew brighter and brighter ,
broader and broader. The reporter
then portrayed the landscape as it lay
"bathed in silvery showers , and the
outlines of the bridge stretching like
some huge spider web from shore to
shore. "
As the lamps had not then been put
in place and the illumination had been
delayed a week , the previousness of the
reporter was neither gratefully ac
knowledged nor adequately rewarded
by his employer.
-1 JZCW1MATJC 3r.UlRrlGE.
An Eastern Jlclle Comes to Omaha lo Meet
Her Afflnnccd.
Omaha Herald.
One of the most romantic and , it
is to be hoped , happiest , weddings on
record , took place at the Paxton hotel
last evening , when Lieutenant F. Jarvis
Patten , of the Twenty-first infantry ,
was married to Miss Hattie C. Resse , of
New Bedford , Mass. The romance be
gan in June , 1883 , when Lieutenant
Patten , then stationed at Boise Bar
racks , Idaho , went east on a six months
leave. He visited many places in New
England , spending most of his time at
his mother's home at Bath , Maine.
When his leave had about expired Mr.
Patten started to join his regiment , and
had got as far as New York when he
was recalled to Bath by a telegram in
forming him of the sudden and serious
illness of his mother. While there he
met Miss Besse , and when they
parted five days later they were en
gaged. Mr. 'Patten returned to his
station and was soon transferred to
Ft. McKinney. The matter ran along in
the usual way until a few weeks ago
when the young people agreed to meet
in Omaha on the 28th of October and
get married. Miss Besse arrived on
time and with her came her father and
mother and sister. The young lieuten
ant was also on hand , and greeted his
afilanced yesterday afternoon for the
: irst time since the betrothal. Later in
the-day a license was procured , and
last evening they were married in one
of the private parlors of the hotel , by
Eev. Mr. Harsha. The bride , who is a
beautiful brunette of magnificent pres-
snce , was dressed in a royal robe of
ivhite satin , en train , and wore a white
; ulle veil. She was attended by her
sister , Miss Kate Besse , who wore a
rich satin dress of street length. The
groom and his best man , Lieutenant
Hoffin , of the Fifth artillery , were in
'ull uniform , as was also Lieutenant
Dharles McQuiston , the only guest pres
ent. Miss Besse's parents were inter-
isted spectators of the ceremony.
Lieutenant Patten and wife will re
main in Omaha a few days and then
proceed direct to Fort McKinney ,
.vhere Mr. Patten Jias already secured
a comfortable home. Mrs. Patten will
be warmly welcomed at the post , and ,
as she is a lady of grace and refine
ment , will be a valuable social acquisi
tion to the little circle there.
Captain William H. Besse , the bride's
father , is a capitalist and ship builder
at New Bedford , and one of the best
known and most respected men on the
coast.
Wilbur F. Storey'f Klndnessto Animals.
Wilbur F. Storey , who died in Chica
go a few davs ago , was a hard unfeel
ing man in his general bearing , but he
had a warm side for those who properly - c
ly feared and flattered him , and one
distinguished quality , aside from his
conceded force and ability'which it is \
pleasant to discover and respect. It is fi
brought out in the following statement fia
by Mr. Frank Wilkie , his biographer fiA
and eulogist in the Times : Vl
It is a curious fact that , while Mr. Vls
Storey's "soul was like a star and a
dwelt apart" and his life was of him av asi
self and in himself , and that he shrank si
from human contact for so many years , siSI
he was very fond of animals. It was a SIll
common practice with him to pick up \
stray dogs which appeared to be lost si
and suffering from hunger or thirst , sib sih
and to take them home and supply sift
their wants. A familiar feature in his ft
home life was a , large , sleek , purring ftP ftb
cat on his lap , and with which he P
seemed to have an excellent under If
standing. He possessed many horses , IfB
and on no occasion was he ever guilty B
of cruelty toward them in the use of \v
the whip , or even harshness in his tl
voice when speaking to them. Such of
his acquaintances as have encountered
only the prickly hedge with which he
fenced himself in against the world H
would be surprised did they know how
warm and hospitable were many of the fc
recesses of the character within. fcoi
af
Childhood Troubles. 0
Who ever heard of old age old age ,
with its long and tender memory J
speak slightingly of the sorrows of
childhood ? This is reserved for the
I
preoccupied and callous middle age to
do. From the indifference which many
grown people exhibit toward the griefs
of the very young , it might be inferred -
that their own childhood had become
ic
no longer possessed aught of interest bi
for them. The little troubles of chil
dren ? But all trouble is relative , and biy
great and small , in this respect , are
movable terms. . Sorrow itself grows V (
fa
old ; even t e sacred vehemence of :
grief felt for the lately dead suffers a
mellowing change as the years lapse. m
How do we know but that in another ,
life the most considerable tribulations >
endured in ths take rank with the
troubles of children ? '
The southern papers report a fright st
ful number of accidents in the cotton ht
gins. Gin mills were always danger cc
ous. of
DIED AT THEIR POSTS.
An Engineer and Fireman of tha B. Jt 31 ,
Lose T/teir Lives.
Omaha Herald , 1st.
Switch engine No. 96 , on the B. & M.
railway , was tLrowrf from the river track un
der the Union Paclfle bridge last night , by a
turned switch , and its engineer asd fireman
were caught in the wreck. The engine was
running down from the B. & M. freight yard ,
pushing two box cars and drawing fwo. The
cars ahead broke loose , when the engine went
off and they ran down the track several yards
and jumped off. The engine rattled over the
ties for sir cur lengths after passing the switch
and then suddenly headed toward the river
and plunged up to its axles iu the clay along
the banks , just clearing the track as it went
off. The tank was dragged oil the rails , but
did not leave the track-bed , and a corner
crashed into the cab of the locomotive and
against the fireman and engineer , pinning the
men against the boiler head A gauge broke
and flooded the cab with steam , and threatened
to scald the driver and stoker past help.
The brakcman on the train emerged from the
wreck unhurt and came quickly to the relief of
the two engine men. Blankets were brought
and put over the broken guagc in an effort to
stop the stream of steam , which was partly ef
fected. The whistle and steam dome were
opened and all steam possible was blown off.
The prolonged whistling was the first signal of
distress to the railway men In the B. & M. and
Union Pacific yards.
A crowd of over a hundred men and women
soon gathered. Jack-screws were brought and
used topush back the tank from the engine
for a few inches. The first men who entered
the cab saw , as they thrust their lanterns into
the clouds of steam , the face of Engineer
Wilson , who turned his face toward them , but
did not speak. The wrecking party set to
work with axes and cutting as carefully as they
could to avoid hitting the men within , soon cut
away the lower part of the cab , and gained ac
cess to thra two men.
nThe angineerand fireman were both lying on
the deck or floor of the cab , the former across
the latter. They were taken out , one at a
time , and tenderly laid upon the ground , when
Dr. Hertzmann made an examination. Nearly
all but the oldest railway men had been hope
ful that the men could be saved and they were
slow to realize the truth of the doctor's report
that both were dead , so far as could be told
from the hasty examination , from scalding.
Charles Wilson , the engineer , resided at
Fifth and Division streets. He was about 35
years of age , has a wife , and has been in the B.
& M. service about six months , coming here
from the Wabash railroad.
Daniel Mahlon , the fireman , was about 30
years of age , andrcsidedat Seventh and Pacific
streets , where he leaves a wife and baby. He
had been in the service of the company for
mos.t of the last two years.
Both were highly respected and trusted men ,
and their families will have the heartfelt sym
pathy of every one in the community.
"Wonderful Efficacy. "
Some people are slow in telling what
good things have been done for them ,
but Mr. John P. Daly , of Gillisonville ,
S. C. , says he takes great pleasure in
testifying to the wonderful ellicacy of
Brown's Iron Bitters in dyspepsia , fever
and ague , and general debility of the
system. He has personally experienced
the most satisfactory results from the
use of this valuable medicine. Make a
memorandum of this , all ye whose sys
tems are run down. Brown's Iron Bit
ters will cure you.
Cremated in a Barn.
Several days ago , says a NewburgfWest Va. )
dispatch , a barn belonging to D. V. Laughey ,
near St. George , burned in the night. The
next day an examination of the ruins made
it certain that a human being had been cre
mated in the building. No one was missing in
the vicinity , and it was supposed to be a tramp
who had been seen in the city the day pre
vious. Recently some children playing near
the ruins discovered in a fence corner tlie
horribly burned body of a middle-aged man.
It is supposed that he succeeded in getting
out of the building , but was overcome and
died \vhere found. It is now believed that
there were two men in the barn. Closer
search of the ruins discovered a partially
burned hand.
Colorado Pool Zincs.
The meeting of the Colorado pool lines was
continued , says a Chicago dispatch of the
31st. The meeting completed its work of
fixing the territory of the pool as follows :
On the west , Denver , Pueblo , Colorado Springs
and all points on the Denver & Rio Grande
and junction points with the Denver & South
Park. On the south , all points on the Denver
& Kio Grande and Atchison , Topeka & Santa
Fe. All territory in Nebraska and Kansas and
competitive points on the Union Pacific in
Colorado. The Missouri river is the eastern
boundary. George H. Daniels was elected
commissioner and J. F. Tucker arbitrator. ,
3Ilss Astor's Wedding Dress. "
The wedding dress was made by
Worth and is said to .be one of the
finest that ever left his establishment
and is one of the finest ever brought to
America. The entire dress is made of
white satin , embroidered by the most
skillful ! fingers in Paris. The design is
clump of roses done in threads of sil A.
ver. This delicate work on the soft
shining background glistens like the
sun on new fallen snow , and is certain R
ly most appropriately termed "frost b.oi
work. " The front and sides of the of
oitl
skirt are artistically garlanded with tl
half wreaths of orange blossoms. The IEPI
basque is short , opening in a V in PIfl
front , with sleeves reaching to the el fl
bow , and finished with wide ruffles of PI
point lace. A plaiting of the same PIN
lace completes the neck trimming. H tc
The veil , of a very rare and costly tcd
Brussels point , is fastened on the head th
with diamonds and orange blossoms , tvki
then falling to the floor extends two
Shards upon the train.
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What a Healthy Woman Can Do ?
Rochester Democrat. _
L
Forty or fifty women , many of them inoi
foreigners , were yesterday employed at oi
tiusking corn in the extensive cornfields clPI
Supervisor Brown , near Bay street.
One of them was a Polish girl about 23
pears of age of strong physique , and a a
ragged glow of health was upon her Ci
face. Playing in the corn at her side si'H
ivere her three children , aged about 2 , tli
and G years respectively. Suddenly ,
shortly after noon , she complained of
iot feeling well. Some of the other iV.
tvomen went to notify Mr. Brown of the fo
f-oung woman's condition , and when foFJ FJw
arrived an infant Pole had seen the w ;
Irst light of an autumn day among the th th : ;
3rittle stalks , the withered tassels and ai
yellow golden grain of the harvest field. ; y
Mr. Brown secured a carriage and con-
reyed the mother and the new-born in- of
antto their home on Wells street.
iVhen the house was reachtfd the wo-
nan walked from the carriage into the olB
leer without assistance , and at once B
egan arranging her household affairs , trai
she is unable to speak English , and her aiai
lame could not be learned. for
fchi
A Troy man is said to gaze on papered ri hi
italls that cost him 860,000 whenever riY :
goes into his stable. The paper is lr
omposed of bonds and stock certificates lrC
"busted bubbles. C
G.H.D.
Walking down Broadway is very
pleasant when you feel well , and T
K never felt better than when his
friend asked him how he got over that
severe cough of his so speedily. "Ah ,
my boy , " said T , "G. M. D. did it ! "
And his friend wondered what G. M. D.
meant He knew it did not mean : i
Good Many Doctors , for T K
had tried a dozen in vain. "I have it , "
said he , just hitting the nail on the
head , i'you mean Dr. Pierce's 'Golden
Medical Discovery , ' or G < Id Modal De
served , as my friend J S always
dubs it. " Sold by druggists.
Bayard Taylor once stated to a friend , ac
cording to a biography of the poet and traveler ,
just published , that he had no kindness shown
mm when he was a young man struggling for
literary recognition ; that he had to hew his
own way through obstacles and discourage
ments , lie began as a drudging reporter in
New york.
We accidental - overheard the fol
lowing dialogue on the street yesterday :
Jones Smith , why 'don't you stop
that disgusting hawking and spitting ?
Smith How can I ? You know I am
a martyr to catarrh.
J. Do as I did. I had the disease in
its worst form but I am well now.
S. What did you do for it ?
J. I used Dr. Sage's Catarrh Reme
dy. It cured me and it will cure you.
S. I've heard of it and , by Jove , I'll
try it.
J. Do so. You'll find it in all the
drug stores in town.
An English writer wants to know why it is
that Americans age so rapidly. They don't ,
says the Montreal Star. Mary Anderson has
"been 21 for the past five years , and Maggie
Mitchell has been struggling to reach her thir
tieth birthday for the past forty years.
Colds , fevers and inflammations
broken up by Dr , Pierce's Extract of
Smart-Weed.
THE MARKETS.
OMAHA.
FLOUR Wheat per 100 Ibs 223 © 2 75
FLOUK Ilyepcr 100 tts 1 40 © 1 75
BRAN Per ton 11 no © 11 r > 9
WHEAT No.2 5J570J 57JS
UARLKY No. 2 50 < ? & 50w
m-K No. 2 S5 < ? ? > ; "
CORN No. 2 mixed 27 < S 28
OATS No. 2 25 @ 25J5
BUTTER Fancy Creamery 29 © 30
BUTTER Choice dairy. 14 © 2J5
EGGS Fresh 19 © 20
ONIONS Per bbl 1 40 © 175
CIIICKKNS Per cloz , live 225 @ 2 50
Ai-pi-KS Barrels 2 25 © 250
LKMONS Choice GOO © 050
POTATOES Per bushel & 5 © 40
SWEET POTATOES Per Ib 2 © 2'/
SEEDS Timothy 1 DO © 2O )
SEEDS Blue Grass 150 © 175
SEEDS Hungarian 115 © 125
HAV Boiled , per ton 8 00 © 0 03
NEW YORK.
WHEAT No.2 Spring 84 © 81JJ
WHEAT Ungraded Red M ) © 08
CoitN No.2 53 © 55
OATS Mixed Western 31 © 33
CHICAGO.
Froun Winter 475 © 5 50
FI.OUH Spring 375 © 4 50
WHEAT Per bushel 74 © 75X
COH.V Per bushel 4sl © 42
OATS Per bushel 2M © 2fiJ
15 50 © 1C 00
" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
LfliD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 10 © 714'
HOGS Pckg and shipp'g 475 © 500
CATTLE Exports K : © G 75
SHEEP Medium to good 350 © 383
ST. LOUIS.
WHEAT No. 2 red 77 & 77 ? !
CORN' Per bushel 48J4 © 3S1A
OATS Pcrbushel 25 © 2UJX
CATTLK Exports 030 © 675
SHEEP Medium 225 © 4 25
HOGS Packers 4 50 © 4 83
KANSAS CITY.
WHEAT Per bushel 53JiOJS
CORN Per bushel ? . 32'i © 33
OATS Per bushel 22 © 22JJ
CATTT.E Exports 610 © G&5 iiC
HOGS Medium to good 4.35 © 4 Co
SHEEP Fair to good 2 90 © 3 35 C
SHE LO VED .
HIM SO.
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But Her Method of Proving It Was Very ti
Peculiar. ti
At Pittsburgh Pa. , a colored woman known { -
as Carrie Walters , but whose real name is CarE
rie Johnson , shot and killed George Walters ,
also colored. The couple had been living
together in a house on Water street for Sev
eral months , and retired about midnight. Half
an hour later three shots were heard in the
room which they occupied. An entrance was
effected into the apartmentand Waltersfound [
on the bed dying from two bullet wounds ,
while the woman Uarrio Walters was lying be
side him , embracing him. One bullet had en-
tered the man's breast just above the heart ,
another had penetrated the breast above the
- ,
"Walters died in a few minutes and the woman
was arrested. She admitted the killing , and
said she shot him because she loved himand
could not let any one else have him. She con
tinued to kiss and fondle him through his dy
ing moments , and was torn away only when
arrested by the police. Walters has a wife
and child living. I
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DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR.
. Ifew Orleans JJajifcer Puts a Jiitllct In Ills in
Jiraln.
Bernard Nantre , a real estate broker on tc
Royal street , New Orleans , placed his chair
behind . his desk to shield himself from the view
persons on the street , and , seating himself
therein , placed the muzzle of a revolver in his
mouth and flred. _ Officers rushed in and found
Nantre breathing his last , the bullet having ca
penetrated the brain. On a slip of paper on a
Qle ] he had written : "Honestainorsturpivitae casi
pretior" ( honest death is preferable to dis- si
irraceful life. ) Business had been dull and \ .
Nantre had used money collected for clients. [
He told them what he had done and promised
make good the amounts. His inability to
( so caused him to take what ho considered
the only honorable course. He was seventy-
two years old and highly esteemed by all who
knew him. He leaves a wife.
( Jarflelfl Statue Unveiled.
Notwithstanding that a rainstorm prevailed
aearlv ( all day , quite a number of gentlemen
md ladies assembled at lower Grove park St.
Louis < , on the 2oth and took part in the unveil
ing of the statute erected there to the mem-
3ry of the late President Garfleld. The exer-
3ises consisted in addresses by Dr. Emilc ,
pree torious editor in West Lyche Post and dt.bit
Jarl Cauer , the sculptor. The dedicatory bit
speech- was made by D. P. Orrley , secretary of an :
tbe Memorial Society. Music and reading and anmi
letter from President Arthur and Governor mimi
Jrittended followed. A memento of the occa
sion ' was also presented to Carl Cauer by Mrs. va
Helen Feich , formerly a resident in the ar- on
Jst's native town.
What It Costs to Kill a Journalist.
:
In the district court at Castroville , Texas ,
. D. Ward was sentenced to the penitentiary
tor ninety-nine years for the murder of Bob
Ply , in Dondo county , about a year ago. Ward
vas for some time traveling correspondent of tai
he Morning Express , and well known us
hroughout Texas as a newspaper manJ He
md his victim were drinking together when
iVard , In a sudden freak of murderous Insani- Gil
, placed a pistol to his head and blew out his cu
Drains. He declarcsthathe has no recollection
having killed any one.
Tonng Meut Kead This. mi
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Write _ them at once for illustrated pamphlet So
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A § 5,000 brick house at Empire , a suburb of
Larson City , recently sold for -10o.
"When you visit New York City , Tla Central
depot eave Baggage Expresssge and 13 Car
riage Hire , and stop at the Grand Union Ho
tel , opposite said depot Six hundred clcganl
rooms fitted up at a cost of one million dollars ;
$1 and upwards per day. European plan. El
evator. Restaurant supplied with the best
Horse cars , stages and elevated railroad to all
depots. Families can live better for less
money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any
ether first-class hotel in the City.
The round trip expenses of an Atlantic pas
scnger steamer run from $40,000 to S70,000.
Sprains , bruises , still Joints , burns , icaldt ,
ana rheumatism are relieved bv Uncle Sam'j
Nerve and Bone Liniment Sold" bjr druggists.
Worms cause peevishness , feven , convul
sions and frequently death. A pleasant , safe
and certain remedy is Dr. JAQUE'S GERMAN
WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggisU.
Headaches , constipation , liver complaint ,
bllliousness arc cured by that mild , cleansin
remedy which never produces pain , EILERT'
DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS. Only 25 ccnti.
Sold by druggists.
An economical man will keep the leather of
his harness soft and pliable , which preserves
ft from cracking or ripping. He always uses
UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL. Sold by all
Harness Makers.
One-third of all who die In active middle life
are carried off by consumption. The most
frequent cause Is a neglected cold , cough ,
hoarseness , bronchial trouble or asthma , alfof
which may be pcrmantly cured by EILERT
EXTRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY.
Sold by druggists.
A farmer's wealth depends on the condition
of his stock. When scraggy and feeble they
are especially liable to distempers , fevers , colds ,
and all diseases which destroy animals. Thou
sands of dollars are saved annually by that val
uable old stand by , UNCLE SAM'S CONDI
TION POWDER.
Restless , fretful , crying children arc suffer
ing and need for their relief Dit. WIN-
CHELL'S TEETHING SYRUP , which is use
ful not only for all the disorders of teething
Infants , but cures coughs , croups , sore throat
colic and cramps of older children , and should
always be kept in every house for emergencies.
Only 25 cents. Sold by all druggists.
Over one hundred couples from Ohio and
Indiana have been married at Covington , Ky. ,
during the past eighteen mouths.
A CARD. To all who are suffering from
errors and indiscretions of youth , nervouB
weakness , early decay , loss of manhood. &c. .
I will send ft receipo that will cure , FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered
by a missionary in South America. Send self-
addressed envelope to REV. JOSKPH T.
Station D , New York.
The Metropolitan railroad in London runs
1,211 trains a day.
C. V. Majors , Esq. . of Rolla , Mo. , writes :
"I take pleasure I adding my testimony to
that of hundreds of others , as to the efficacy
of PKICKLY ASH BITTEKS. I have not only
sold it here and in Arkansas , but have used it
myself , and as a regulator of the stomach and
bowels , I do not think there is anything better.
Its action on the bowels is free , without caus
ing any griping or pain whatever.
The first watch was about the size of a desert
plate , and was used as a pocket clock.
Every nrrvous person should try Carter's
Little NERVE Pills. They are made specially
for nervous and dyspeptic men and women ,
and are just the medicine needed by all persons
who , from any cause , do not sleep well , or who
fail to get proper strength from their food.
Cases of weak stomach , indigestion , dyspepsia ,
nervous and siclc headache , &c. . readily yield
to the use of the Little Nerve Pills , particular
ly if combined with Carter's Little Liver Pills.
In vials at 25 cents.
The Glasgow Herald advises Americans to
substitute oatmeal for pics and hot cakes.
Jacob II. Jones , a farmer of Norborne , Mo. ,
has had a son cured of congenital club feet at
Drs. Dickerson & Stark's Surgical institute at
Kansas City.
The dentist to the court of Italy is an Amer
ican.
CENTRAL HOSPlTAIi.
COR. 14th AND JONES STS. , OMAHA , NEB
A new hospital with a capacity of fifty beds.
Private rooms for those who desire them.
Ladies in confinement will have every atten
tion and absolute privacy. All surgical opera
tions skillfully performed , hxpurienced
physicians in constant attendance. Rates
reasonable. , For particulars address Central
Hospital , Omaha , Neb.
The late duke of Brunswick left a private
fortune of 15,000,000.
Doctors arc getting more and more into the
habit of prescribing proprietary medicine in
their practice especially that known as HL'XT'S
Kidney and Liver ] REMEDY for diseases of the
kidneys , liver and bladder. They know from
experience that it is of more value in such dis
eases than any prescription they can write.
One-third of all the banking in the world is
done in the British empire.
In a letter from Hox. MKS. PEUT , Castle
Grey , Limerick , Ireland , BKOWN'S BKOXCHIAL
FIIOCHES are thus referred to : "Having
brought your 'Bronchial Troches' with me
ivheu I came to reside here , I found that after
had given them away to those I considered
required them , the poor people will walk for
miles to get a few. " For coughs , colds and
throat diseases they have no equal. Sold only '
boxes. j
The empress of Germany has not been able
walk for eighteen months.
Itching or Bleeding , relieved and per
manently cured by Cole's v/ufuuiieajvo. QettheOen-
rniuneniiy cents and 75 cents ntdrnegistsorbymail. (
J. W. COLE 4 CO. . Prop's. Black Rive Fall * , WU.
A Dakota man was arrested for stealing two
arrots. Carrots are worth 10 cents a bushel.
For ly t > ei > * > , Auuiiceatiuu , repression of
Spirits and General Debility , In their Yarions forms :
+ i as a preventive against Fever and Ague , and
ilhfir Intermittent Fevers , the Ferro-Pho pho-
ruted Elixir ot CalUayn , " made byCaawetl ,
Harard & Co. , New York , and sold by all druggist * , it
Lhe best tonic ; and for patients recovering from
fever or other sickness , it lias co eqcal.
The material for a life of the late Senator
3111 , of Georgia , is in the hands of his son.
[
Iron Tontn Hitter * ! the jrruntl
aPpicV.xcrVr thr nKC' , A" Ki-nulnn ln-nr tlio signature
ufJ.P. Allcu DrufrgUt , SL Taut. Minn.
A man at White Luke , N. Y. , was rendered
blind and helpless by being stung by a hornet
at the base of his brain.
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CURES
AILDISEASE50FIB
LIVER
KIDNEYS
STOMACH
Dyapepiia , General
Janadioe , Habitual Conitipa- '
tion , I < ivor Complaint , Sick
Headache , Diseased Kid
neys , JElte. , Etc.
It contains onlv the Purest Druga , among
which maybe enumerated P2ICILT AGE 5ASX
AOT 3E2IZ3 , 1IAOT3AZI , BUCHU , CEJSA , Xtoi
It cleanses the system thoroughly , and u *
PUEIFIEJR OP THE BLOOD
Is TTnoquolod.
It la cot an Intoxicating beverage , nor eu
U be used as such , by reason of lis Cathartic
Properties.
PRICKLY ASH BITTERS CO.
Solo Proprietors ,
ST. LOUIS AND KANSAS CITY.
-THE g
BESTTONfiC. 3
This medicine , combining Iron with pare
Vegetable tonics , quickly and completely
Cures Dynpcpulrt , Indigestion , Weakness ,
lu.ouro Blood , 3IaIariaChlII andFevera ,
and Neuralgia.
It is an unfailing remedy for Diseases of th
Kidneys nnd I.iTcr.
It is invaluable for Diseases peculiar to
"Women , and all who lead sedentary lives.
It does not injure the teeth , cause headacbe.or
produce constipation other Iron medicine * do.
It enriches and purifies the blood , stimulates
the appetite , aids the assimilation of food , re
lieves Heartburn and Belching , and strength
ens the muscles- and nerves.
For Intermittent Fevers , Lassitude , Lack or
Energy , &c. , it has no equal.
JtS The genuine has above trade mark and
crossed red lines on wrapper. Take no other.
iud o.i jhr nnou.t CHKHICIL co. . BALTIHORB. Ha
Hosteller's Stomach
ach Bitters is a fine
blood depurent , a ra
tional cathartic , and
a superb anti-bilious
specific. It rallies the
falling energies of
the debilitated , and
checks premature
decay Fever and
ague , bilious remit
tent , dyspepsia and
bowel complaints Sro
among the evil a
which It entirely re-
mores. In tropical
countries , where tha
liver and bowels are
organs most unfavor
ably alTcctcd by the
combined influence
of climate , diet and
water , it Is a very
necessary safeguard.
For sale by all Drug
gists and Dealers
generally.
The BUYERS' GUIDB is issued Sept
nd Msrch , each year : 224 pages , 8 J x 114
inches , with over 3,30O illustrationa
whole picture gallery. Gives wholesale
prices direct to consumer * on all goods for
personal or jMaV family
> % use.
to how to gj order , and
gives exact jjM * * | cost of ey-
erjthingyoa O B § me , drink ,
eat , wear , or EgP have fun
with. These r invalnabl *
books contain information gleaned from
tha markets of the world. Wo will mail
copy Free to any address upon receipt
of the postage 8 centa. Let us hew
from you. e Eespectfully ,
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
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T taughtat Omaha School Telegraphy , <
Neb. Send for circular. E. O. WATT , Manages ;
Telegraphy "il aorthan * Sek\
paying situation * guarant'it. Ama * .
ran School of Telegraphy k Khorthand.MadUon-Wta.
rhat exceedingly disagreeable and very prevalent
pease , catarrh , 1 * caused by scrofulous taint In the
ood. Hood's Sarsaparllia , by Its powerful purifying
d vitalizing action upon the blood , speedily reeves -
eves the cause , and thus effects a radical and pcr-
ar.unt cure of catarrh. Those who suffer from Its
irled symptoms uncomfortable flow from the nose ,
fenslve breath , rinsing and bursting nohes In tlie
rs , twclltng of the soft parts of the throat , nervous
ostratlon , etc. should take Hood's Sarsaparllla and
cured.
Catarrh and Impure Blood
"Hood's Sarsaparllla has helped me more for ca-
rrh and Impure blood than anything else I ever
cd. " A. BALL , Syracuse , X. T.
"Having been n sufferer from catarrh for fix or
slit j ears , and having tried nearly all the wonderful
ires , sure cures. Inhalers , etc. . etc. , and spending
iarly a hundred dollars without benefit , I accident-
ly tried Huod' Sarsaparilla. The discharge from
y nose was greatly Increased , the first bottle ; then
gradually became less , and In taking less than
rce bottles I find my clf greatly improved. Let the
( Terers know that Hood's Sarsaparilla will cure ca- |
rrh. ' ' M. A. ABBEV , "Worcester , JIass.
Serious consequences arc liable to ensue If catarrh
! < not attended to in sea on. The disease frequently
destroys the sense of smell , and often dev elopes Into
bronchitis or pulmonary consumption. Undoubtedly
many cases of consumption originate In catarrh.
Hood's Saryaparilla cures catarrh and has even ef
fected remarkable cures of consumption It
self , 5n Its early stages. A book containing state
ments of many cures by Hood's Sarsaparilla. will be
sent free to all who send addreiM to C. I. Hood & Co
Lowell , Mass.
The Best Medicine
"i have suffered with catarrh Jn my head for year ? ,
and paid out hundreds of dollars for medicines , with
only temporary relief. I bean to take Hood' * Ssrsa-
parllla and now my catarrh 13 nearly cured , the weak
ness of my body is al ! gone , my appetite is good in
fact , I feel like anoth'-r person. Hood's Sarsaparllla
Is the beat medicine I ha\e ever taken. " MRS. A.
CrxxixcuAV , Providence , R. I.
"I suffered three years with catarrh , and my general
health was poor In consequence. When I took Hood's
Sar. aparIH.i I found I had the right remedy. The ca
tarrh Is yielding , as Hood's Sarsaparllla Is cleansing
my blood , and the general tone of my system Is Im
proving. " FEAXK VvASanLT.NRochester. . X. T ;
Hood's SarsapariSIa
Id by all druggists. | 1 ; difor * S. Made only by I Sold bvall Drugglits. si ; sir for tx Made on' bv
I. HOOD & CO. , Lowell. Mass. | f. I. HOOD & CO. , Lowell. Mai . ?
IOO Doses One Dollar. iOO Doses One Dollar.