YESTERNIGHT. I loved , In nilcnco nursing All the sweetness , all the smart , Secretly tlio tale rehfarulng ret unfold tho' when my heart JJrst went forth unto the maiden All the world was winter white , Ana the summer nlr was laden with rich fragrance yesternight. Ycstcrove , what time the shadows Deepened on the dais cd grass , Homeward wending through the meadows I behold the maiden pass. And tbo love , BO Jong unspoken , Bravely In the fading light Pleaded for some word or token Of requital yesternight. Not to ear or heart unheeding My Impassioned tnlo was told. Nor In vain my wistful pleading Bought her love u hoop of gold Set with stones within still linger Rays of Jud's refulgent light , Circles now a shapely linger That was bare but yesternight. LUDICROUS BLUNDERS Committed by Ncictpapcr Reporter * Not Quite Up lo the Trlclts of the Irude. Detroit Free Press. Competition ainonp- newspaper re porters sometimes lead them into ways that are dark and tricks that are vain. A reporter was once sent to report the sermon of a celebrated but very de vout and solemn Presbyterian clergy man. It was the funeral oration of a distinguished member of his church. The reporter did not rise early enough , and when he arrived at the church the ' { clergyman had finished. Waiting up on him after the service he asked the loan of the preacher's manuscript. The obliging clergyman took it out of his overcoat pocket and handed it to the scribe , who , delighted at his easy task , wrote a hasty introduction , and , with out further delay , went off to spend the Sabbath with his best girl. It was a funeral discourse , the subject of which was a man well known in the city for his great piety , sincerity , purity - ty and benevolence. Being Sunday , j the discourse got into the printers1 hands , and the night editor was horri- iied at its beginning thus : "Among his friends and dupes he ac quired by persistent hypocrisy a repu tation for sanctity , which , by means of a doleful whine and obtrusive cant , he maintained to his very last breath. So 'inveterate was his habit that when on his death-bed his spiritual adviser whis pered that there was pardon for the vilest sinner , he retorted : 'I am glad of it ; there are so many of them that need it so much more than I do , ' " etc. Had not the editor put his blue pencil through the whole article the city would have rung next day with this scandal ous discourse about this worthy man. The obliging clergyman had , accident ally , on 'leaving uis house , put on his son's overcoat , and instead of his sermon - mon had handed the reporter a maga zine article , written by his son , about a notorious and pious fraud who had died in England about 100 years before. In another case a reporter who was on trial was told to "write up Sheri dan" Gen. Phil Sheridan who was expected in town the next morning. Anxious to show how well he could ac complish his new task , he resolved to "scoop the other felloVs" by a long and elaborate biographical notice. . , Turning to the cyclopedia , he began to T * ' read about Sheridan , but had scarcely cast his eye over it when it was ru mored that the general had arrived in the city. Hurrying awav to get the later and local facts about him , he had to finish his biography without further aid from the cyclopedia. Doubtless to Sheridan's great surprise , he learned from the next morning's paper that he was an Englishman by birth ; before coming to America he was the proprietor - „ tor of a London theatre , and wrote "The School for Scandal , " . "The Ri vals" and other plays. Soon after his " arrival in this country he abandoned the stage and play writing for a mili tary life. That reporter was given an indefinite leave of absence. An overworked reporter was on his way to a fire a long distance oft' when he met an acquaintance whom he asked about the fire. Learning all the de tails , as he supposed , he went back to the office and wrote a vivid description . / of the event. In the building , he said , "was a large quantity of sawdust , " which only added fierceness to the flames. "Several blocks were sur rounded by the fire , and it was only "with the greatest difficulty that the flames were subdued , and it was not until the building and all its contents were reduced to ashes. " Much to his consternation he discovered next day that his friend was a practical joker , and that instead of a sawmill , as he supposed , it was"an ice-houce that was . on tire. A reporter was sent to ascertain the truth of a rumor that a well known citizen had gone insane. That report er's career ended then and there when the paper next morning had the follow ing paragraph : "There was a report f-yesterday that something was the mat ter withMr. Sander's head. It was as sound as it has always been. There is nothing in it. " A reporter was sent to attend the funeral of a prominent gentleman. He arrived at the house , but finding no signs of the event , concluded he had come too late. So he thought he would take his chances and "write it up on general principles. " It so hap pened , nowever , that there had been some mistake about the matter. It had occurred in the morning instead of in the afternoon , and the clergyman who attended the funeral was married in the afternoon to a widow , to whom he had long been engaged. And this was the kind of notice that was sent after him on his wedding tour : "The Rev. Mr. Thomaston was present at the ser vices at the house yesterday afternoon. There is no man so welf adapted to these solemn occasions. 'He impressed every one present with his evident sorrow - ' row and pity for the heart-broken widow and her afflicted children. He told them that , although -they had lost their stay and support , there was one who would still be a father to them. These words seemed greatly to comfort them. Even their bereaved mother could not have failed to be consoled in her grief by the tenderness of the rev erend gentleman , who himself betrayed great emotion and could scarcely re strain his tears. " The most recent enterprise of this sort has been achieved by two New York papers , each of which had elabo rate descriptions of the "Illumination of Hell Gate. " The original locality of this name is not believed to require any other illumination than that afford ed by opening the. gates themselves. But its namesake in New York has just ' been furnished with'an electric light. According to the Herald crowds gath ered along the river and were well re warded by the magnificent spectacle. They saw a dull glow high up in the darkness of the night ; but an instant later there gushed forth a flood of light which grew brighter and brighter , broader and broader. The reporter then portrayed the landscape as it lay "bathed in silvery showers , and the outlines of the bridge stretching like some huge spider web from shore to shore. " As the lamps had not then been put in place and the illumination had been delayed a week , the previousness of the reporter was neither gratefully ac knowledged nor adequately rewarded by his employer. -1 JZCW1MATJC 3r.UlRrlGE. An Eastern Jlclle Comes to Omaha lo Meet Her Afflnnccd. Omaha Herald. One of the most romantic and , it is to be hoped , happiest , weddings on record , took place at the Paxton hotel last evening , when Lieutenant F. Jarvis Patten , of the Twenty-first infantry , was married to Miss Hattie C. Resse , of New Bedford , Mass. The romance be gan in June , 1883 , when Lieutenant Patten , then stationed at Boise Bar racks , Idaho , went east on a six months leave. He visited many places in New England , spending most of his time at his mother's home at Bath , Maine. When his leave had about expired Mr. Patten started to join his regiment , and had got as far as New York when he was recalled to Bath by a telegram in forming him of the sudden and serious illness of his mother. While there he met Miss Besse , and when they parted five days later they were en gaged. Mr. 'Patten returned to his station and was soon transferred to Ft. McKinney. The matter ran along in the usual way until a few weeks ago when the young people agreed to meet in Omaha on the 28th of October and get married. Miss Besse arrived on time and with her came her father and mother and sister. The young lieuten ant was also on hand , and greeted his afilanced yesterday afternoon for the : irst time since the betrothal. Later in the-day a license was procured , and last evening they were married in one of the private parlors of the hotel , by Eev. Mr. Harsha. The bride , who is a beautiful brunette of magnificent pres- snce , was dressed in a royal robe of ivhite satin , en train , and wore a white ; ulle veil. She was attended by her sister , Miss Kate Besse , who wore a rich satin dress of street length. The groom and his best man , Lieutenant Hoffin , of the Fifth artillery , were in 'ull uniform , as was also Lieutenant Dharles McQuiston , the only guest pres ent. Miss Besse's parents were inter- isted spectators of the ceremony. Lieutenant Patten and wife will re main in Omaha a few days and then proceed direct to Fort McKinney , .vhere Mr. Patten Jias already secured a comfortable home. Mrs. Patten will be warmly welcomed at the post , and , as she is a lady of grace and refine ment , will be a valuable social acquisi tion to the little circle there. Captain William H. Besse , the bride's father , is a capitalist and ship builder at New Bedford , and one of the best known and most respected men on the coast. Wilbur F. Storey'f Klndnessto Animals. Wilbur F. Storey , who died in Chica go a few davs ago , was a hard unfeel ing man in his general bearing , but he had a warm side for those who properly - c ly feared and flattered him , and one distinguished quality , aside from his conceded force and ability'which it is \ pleasant to discover and respect. It is fi brought out in the following statement fia by Mr. Frank Wilkie , his biographer fiA and eulogist in the Times : Vl It is a curious fact that , while Mr. Vls Storey's "soul was like a star and a dwelt apart" and his life was of him av asi self and in himself , and that he shrank si from human contact for so many years , siSI he was very fond of animals. It was a SIll common practice with him to pick up \ stray dogs which appeared to be lost si and suffering from hunger or thirst , sib sih and to take them home and supply sift their wants. A familiar feature in his ft home life was a , large , sleek , purring ftP ftb cat on his lap , and with which he P seemed to have an excellent under If standing. He possessed many horses , IfB and on no occasion was he ever guilty B of cruelty toward them in the use of \v the whip , or even harshness in his tl voice when speaking to them. Such of his acquaintances as have encountered only the prickly hedge with which he fenced himself in against the world H would be surprised did they know how warm and hospitable were many of the fc recesses of the character within. fcoi af Childhood Troubles. 0 Who ever heard of old age old age , with its long and tender memory J speak slightingly of the sorrows of childhood ? This is reserved for the I preoccupied and callous middle age to do. From the indifference which many grown people exhibit toward the griefs of the very young , it might be inferred - that their own childhood had become ic no longer possessed aught of interest bi for them. The little troubles of chil dren ? But all trouble is relative , and biy great and small , in this respect , are movable terms. . Sorrow itself grows V ( fa old ; even t e sacred vehemence of : grief felt for the lately dead suffers a mellowing change as the years lapse. m How do we know but that in another , life the most considerable tribulations > endured in ths take rank with the troubles of children ? ' The southern papers report a fright st ful number of accidents in the cotton ht gins. Gin mills were always danger cc ous. of DIED AT THEIR POSTS. An Engineer and Fireman of tha B. Jt 31 , Lose T/teir Lives. Omaha Herald , 1st. Switch engine No. 96 , on the B. & M. railway , was tLrowrf from the river track un der the Union Paclfle bridge last night , by a turned switch , and its engineer asd fireman were caught in the wreck. The engine was running down from the B. & M. freight yard , pushing two box cars and drawing fwo. The cars ahead broke loose , when the engine went off and they ran down the track several yards and jumped off. The engine rattled over the ties for sir cur lengths after passing the switch and then suddenly headed toward the river and plunged up to its axles iu the clay along the banks , just clearing the track as it went off. The tank was dragged oil the rails , but did not leave the track-bed , and a corner crashed into the cab of the locomotive and against the fireman and engineer , pinning the men against the boiler head A gauge broke and flooded the cab with steam , and threatened to scald the driver and stoker past help. The brakcman on the train emerged from the wreck unhurt and came quickly to the relief of the two engine men. Blankets were brought and put over the broken guagc in an effort to stop the stream of steam , which was partly ef fected. The whistle and steam dome were opened and all steam possible was blown off. The prolonged whistling was the first signal of distress to the railway men In the B. & M. and Union Pacific yards. A crowd of over a hundred men and women soon gathered. Jack-screws were brought and used topush back the tank from the engine for a few inches. The first men who entered the cab saw , as they thrust their lanterns into the clouds of steam , the face of Engineer Wilson , who turned his face toward them , but did not speak. The wrecking party set to work with axes and cutting as carefully as they could to avoid hitting the men within , soon cut away the lower part of the cab , and gained ac cess to thra two men. nThe angineerand fireman were both lying on the deck or floor of the cab , the former across the latter. They were taken out , one at a time , and tenderly laid upon the ground , when Dr. Hertzmann made an examination. Nearly all but the oldest railway men had been hope ful that the men could be saved and they were slow to realize the truth of the doctor's report that both were dead , so far as could be told from the hasty examination , from scalding. Charles Wilson , the engineer , resided at Fifth and Division streets. He was about 35 years of age , has a wife , and has been in the B. & M. service about six months , coming here from the Wabash railroad. Daniel Mahlon , the fireman , was about 30 years of age , andrcsidedat Seventh and Pacific streets , where he leaves a wife and baby. He had been in the service of the company for mos.t of the last two years. Both were highly respected and trusted men , and their families will have the heartfelt sym pathy of every one in the community. "Wonderful Efficacy. " Some people are slow in telling what good things have been done for them , but Mr. John P. Daly , of Gillisonville , S. C. , says he takes great pleasure in testifying to the wonderful ellicacy of Brown's Iron Bitters in dyspepsia , fever and ague , and general debility of the system. He has personally experienced the most satisfactory results from the use of this valuable medicine. Make a memorandum of this , all ye whose sys tems are run down. Brown's Iron Bit ters will cure you. Cremated in a Barn. Several days ago , says a NewburgfWest Va. ) dispatch , a barn belonging to D. V. Laughey , near St. George , burned in the night. The next day an examination of the ruins made it certain that a human being had been cre mated in the building. No one was missing in the vicinity , and it was supposed to be a tramp who had been seen in the city the day pre vious. Recently some children playing near the ruins discovered in a fence corner tlie horribly burned body of a middle-aged man. It is supposed that he succeeded in getting out of the building , but was overcome and died \vhere found. It is now believed that there were two men in the barn. Closer search of the ruins discovered a partially burned hand. Colorado Pool Zincs. The meeting of the Colorado pool lines was continued , says a Chicago dispatch of the 31st. The meeting completed its work of fixing the territory of the pool as follows : On the west , Denver , Pueblo , Colorado Springs and all points on the Denver & Rio Grande and junction points with the Denver & South Park. On the south , all points on the Denver & Kio Grande and Atchison , Topeka & Santa Fe. All territory in Nebraska and Kansas and competitive points on the Union Pacific in Colorado. The Missouri river is the eastern boundary. George H. Daniels was elected commissioner and J. F. Tucker arbitrator. , 3Ilss Astor's Wedding Dress. " The wedding dress was made by Worth and is said to .be one of the finest that ever left his establishment and is one of the finest ever brought to America. The entire dress is made of white satin , embroidered by the most skillful ! fingers in Paris. The design is clump of roses done in threads of sil A. ver. This delicate work on the soft shining background glistens like the sun on new fallen snow , and is certain R ly most appropriately termed "frost b.oi work. " The front and sides of the of oitl skirt are artistically garlanded with tl half wreaths of orange blossoms. The IEPI basque is short , opening in a V in PIfl front , with sleeves reaching to the el fl bow , and finished with wide ruffles of PI point lace. A plaiting of the same PIN lace completes the neck trimming. H tc The veil , of a very rare and costly tcd Brussels point , is fastened on the head th with diamonds and orange blossoms , tvki then falling to the floor extends two Shards upon the train. m D What a Healthy Woman Can Do ? Rochester Democrat. _ L Forty or fifty women , many of them inoi foreigners , were yesterday employed at oi tiusking corn in the extensive cornfields clPI Supervisor Brown , near Bay street. One of them was a Polish girl about 23 pears of age of strong physique , and a a ragged glow of health was upon her Ci face. Playing in the corn at her side si'H ivere her three children , aged about 2 , tli and G years respectively. Suddenly , shortly after noon , she complained of iot feeling well. Some of the other iV. tvomen went to notify Mr. Brown of the fo f-oung woman's condition , and when foFJ FJw arrived an infant Pole had seen the w ; Irst light of an autumn day among the th th : ; 3rittle stalks , the withered tassels and ai yellow golden grain of the harvest field. ; y Mr. Brown secured a carriage and con- reyed the mother and the new-born in- of antto their home on Wells street. iVhen the house was reachtfd the wo- nan walked from the carriage into the olB leer without assistance , and at once B egan arranging her household affairs , trai she is unable to speak English , and her aiai lame could not be learned. for fchi A Troy man is said to gaze on papered ri hi italls that cost him 860,000 whenever riY : goes into his stable. The paper is lr omposed of bonds and stock certificates lrC "busted bubbles. C G.H.D. Walking down Broadway is very pleasant when you feel well , and T K never felt better than when his friend asked him how he got over that severe cough of his so speedily. "Ah , my boy , " said T , "G. M. D. did it ! " And his friend wondered what G. M. D. meant He knew it did not mean : i Good Many Doctors , for T K had tried a dozen in vain. "I have it , " said he , just hitting the nail on the head , i'you mean Dr. Pierce's 'Golden Medical Discovery , ' or G < Id Modal De served , as my friend J S always dubs it. " Sold by druggists. Bayard Taylor once stated to a friend , ac cording to a biography of the poet and traveler , just published , that he had no kindness shown mm when he was a young man struggling for literary recognition ; that he had to hew his own way through obstacles and discourage ments , lie began as a drudging reporter in New york. We accidental - overheard the fol lowing dialogue on the street yesterday : Jones Smith , why 'don't you stop that disgusting hawking and spitting ? Smith How can I ? You know I am a martyr to catarrh. J. Do as I did. I had the disease in its worst form but I am well now. S. What did you do for it ? J. I used Dr. Sage's Catarrh Reme dy. It cured me and it will cure you. S. I've heard of it and , by Jove , I'll try it. J. Do so. You'll find it in all the drug stores in town. An English writer wants to know why it is that Americans age so rapidly. They don't , says the Montreal Star. Mary Anderson has "been 21 for the past five years , and Maggie Mitchell has been struggling to reach her thir tieth birthday for the past forty years. Colds , fevers and inflammations broken up by Dr , Pierce's Extract of Smart-Weed. THE MARKETS. OMAHA. 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The couple had been living together in a house on Water street for Sev eral months , and retired about midnight. Half an hour later three shots were heard in the room which they occupied. An entrance was effected into the apartmentand Waltersfound [ on the bed dying from two bullet wounds , while the woman Uarrio Walters was lying be side him , embracing him. One bullet had en- tered the man's breast just above the heart , another had penetrated the breast above the - , "Walters died in a few minutes and the woman was arrested. She admitted the killing , and said she shot him because she loved himand could not let any one else have him. She con tinued to kiss and fondle him through his dy ing moments , and was torn away only when arrested by the police. Walters has a wife and child living. I re DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR. . Ifew Orleans JJajifcer Puts a Jiitllct In Ills in Jiraln. Bernard Nantre , a real estate broker on tc Royal street , New Orleans , placed his chair behind . his desk to shield himself from the view persons on the street , and , seating himself therein , placed the muzzle of a revolver in his mouth and flred. _ Officers rushed in and found Nantre breathing his last , the bullet having ca penetrated the brain. On a slip of paper on a Qle ] he had written : "Honestainorsturpivitae casi pretior" ( honest death is preferable to dis- si irraceful life. ) Business had been dull and \ . Nantre had used money collected for clients. [ He told them what he had done and promised make good the amounts. His inability to ( so caused him to take what ho considered the only honorable course. He was seventy- two years old and highly esteemed by all who knew him. He leaves a wife. ( Jarflelfl Statue Unveiled. Notwithstanding that a rainstorm prevailed aearlv ( all day , quite a number of gentlemen md ladies assembled at lower Grove park St. Louis < , on the 2oth and took part in the unveil ing of the statute erected there to the mem- 3ry of the late President Garfleld. The exer- 3ises consisted in addresses by Dr. Emilc , pree torious editor in West Lyche Post and dt.bit Jarl Cauer , the sculptor. The dedicatory bit speech- was made by D. P. Orrley , secretary of an : tbe Memorial Society. Music and reading and anmi letter from President Arthur and Governor mimi Jrittended followed. A memento of the occa sion ' was also presented to Carl Cauer by Mrs. va Helen Feich , formerly a resident in the ar- on Jst's native town. What It Costs to Kill a Journalist. : In the district court at Castroville , Texas , . D. Ward was sentenced to the penitentiary tor ninety-nine years for the murder of Bob Ply , in Dondo county , about a year ago. Ward vas for some time traveling correspondent of tai he Morning Express , and well known us hroughout Texas as a newspaper manJ He md his victim were drinking together when iVard , In a sudden freak of murderous Insani- Gil , placed a pistol to his head and blew out his cu Drains. He declarcsthathe has no recollection having killed any one. Tonng Meut Kead This. mi THE VOLTAIC BELT Co. , of Marshall. Mich. , it rtlcr to send their celebrated ELECTRO VOLTAIC tin BELT and other ELECTRIC APPLIANCES on su trial for thirty days , to men ( young or old ) tai afflicted with nervous debility , loss of vitality md manhood , and all kindred troubles. Also rheumatism , neuralgia , paralysis , and many other diseases. Complete restoration to health , vigor and manhood guaranteed. No risk is incurred as thirty days trial Is allowed. Write _ them at once for illustrated pamphlet So tree. C. tree.A A § 5,000 brick house at Empire , a suburb of Larson City , recently sold for -10o. "When you visit New York City , Tla Central depot eave Baggage Expresssge and 13 Car riage Hire , and stop at the Grand Union Ho tel , opposite said depot Six hundred clcganl rooms fitted up at a cost of one million dollars ; $1 and upwards per day. European plan. El evator. Restaurant supplied with the best Horse cars , stages and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any ether first-class hotel in the City. The round trip expenses of an Atlantic pas scnger steamer run from $40,000 to S70,000. Sprains , bruises , still Joints , burns , icaldt , ana rheumatism are relieved bv Uncle Sam'j Nerve and Bone Liniment Sold" bjr druggists. Worms cause peevishness , feven , convul sions and frequently death. A pleasant , safe and certain remedy is Dr. JAQUE'S GERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggisU. Headaches , constipation , liver complaint , bllliousness arc cured by that mild , cleansin remedy which never produces pain , EILERT' DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS. Only 25 ccnti. Sold by druggists. An economical man will keep the leather of his harness soft and pliable , which preserves ft from cracking or ripping. He always uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL. Sold by all Harness Makers. One-third of all who die In active middle life are carried off by consumption. The most frequent cause Is a neglected cold , cough , hoarseness , bronchial trouble or asthma , alfof which may be pcrmantly cured by EILERT EXTRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY. Sold by druggists. A farmer's wealth depends on the condition of his stock. When scraggy and feeble they are especially liable to distempers , fevers , colds , and all diseases which destroy animals. Thou sands of dollars are saved annually by that val uable old stand by , UNCLE SAM'S CONDI TION POWDER. Restless , fretful , crying children arc suffer ing and need for their relief Dit. WIN- CHELL'S TEETHING SYRUP , which is use ful not only for all the disorders of teething Infants , but cures coughs , croups , sore throat colic and cramps of older children , and should always be kept in every house for emergencies. Only 25 cents. Sold by all druggists. Over one hundred couples from Ohio and Indiana have been married at Covington , Ky. , during the past eighteen mouths. A CARD. To all who are suffering from errors and indiscretions of youth , nervouB weakness , early decay , loss of manhood. &c. . I will send ft receipo that will cure , FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary in South America. Send self- addressed envelope to REV. JOSKPH T. Station D , New York. The Metropolitan railroad in London runs 1,211 trains a day. C. V. Majors , Esq. . of Rolla , Mo. , writes : "I take pleasure I adding my testimony to that of hundreds of others , as to the efficacy of PKICKLY ASH BITTEKS. I have not only sold it here and in Arkansas , but have used it myself , and as a regulator of the stomach and bowels , I do not think there is anything better. Its action on the bowels is free , without caus ing any griping or pain whatever. The first watch was about the size of a desert plate , and was used as a pocket clock. Every nrrvous person should try Carter's Little NERVE Pills. They are made specially for nervous and dyspeptic men and women , and are just the medicine needed by all persons who , from any cause , do not sleep well , or who fail to get proper strength from their food. Cases of weak stomach , indigestion , dyspepsia , nervous and siclc headache , &c. . readily yield to the use of the Little Nerve Pills , particular ly if combined with Carter's Little Liver Pills. In vials at 25 cents. The Glasgow Herald advises Americans to substitute oatmeal for pics and hot cakes. Jacob II. Jones , a farmer of Norborne , Mo. , has had a son cured of congenital club feet at Drs. Dickerson & Stark's Surgical institute at Kansas City. The dentist to the court of Italy is an Amer ican. CENTRAL HOSPlTAIi. COR. 14th AND JONES STS. , OMAHA , NEB A new hospital with a capacity of fifty beds. Private rooms for those who desire them. Ladies in confinement will have every atten tion and absolute privacy. All surgical opera tions skillfully performed , hxpurienced physicians in constant attendance. Rates reasonable. , For particulars address Central Hospital , Omaha , Neb. The late duke of Brunswick left a private fortune of 15,000,000. Doctors arc getting more and more into the habit of prescribing proprietary medicine in their practice especially that known as HL'XT'S Kidney and Liver ] REMEDY for diseases of the kidneys , liver and bladder. They know from experience that it is of more value in such dis eases than any prescription they can write. One-third of all the banking in the world is done in the British empire. In a letter from Hox. MKS. PEUT , Castle Grey , Limerick , Ireland , BKOWN'S BKOXCHIAL FIIOCHES are thus referred to : "Having brought your 'Bronchial Troches' with me ivheu I came to reside here , I found that after had given them away to those I considered required them , the poor people will walk for miles to get a few. " For coughs , colds and throat diseases they have no equal. Sold only ' boxes. j The empress of Germany has not been able walk for eighteen months. Itching or Bleeding , relieved and per manently cured by Cole's v/ufuuiieajvo. QettheOen- rniuneniiy cents and 75 cents ntdrnegistsorbymail. ( J. W. COLE 4 CO. . Prop's. Black Rive Fall * , WU. A Dakota man was arrested for stealing two arrots. Carrots are worth 10 cents a bushel. For ly t > ei > * > , Auuiiceatiuu , repression of Spirits and General Debility , In their Yarions forms : + i as a preventive against Fever and Ague , and ilhfir Intermittent Fevers , the Ferro-Pho pho- ruted Elixir ot CalUayn , " made byCaawetl , Harard & Co. , New York , and sold by all druggist * , it Lhe best tonic ; and for patients recovering from fever or other sickness , it lias co eqcal. The material for a life of the late Senator 3111 , of Georgia , is in the hands of his son. [ Iron Tontn Hitter * ! the jrruntl aPpicV.xcrVr thr nKC' , A" Ki-nulnn ln-nr tlio signature ufJ.P. Allcu DrufrgUt , SL Taut. Minn. A man at White Luke , N. Y. , was rendered blind and helpless by being stung by a hornet at the base of his brain. ASH > -I CURES AILDISEASE50FIB LIVER KIDNEYS STOMACH Dyapepiia , General Janadioe , Habitual Conitipa- ' tion , I < ivor Complaint , Sick Headache , Diseased Kid neys , JElte. , Etc. It contains onlv the Purest Druga , among which maybe enumerated P2ICILT AGE 5ASX AOT 3E2IZ3 , 1IAOT3AZI , BUCHU , CEJSA , Xtoi It cleanses the system thoroughly , and u * PUEIFIEJR OP THE BLOOD Is TTnoquolod. It la cot an Intoxicating beverage , nor eu U be used as such , by reason of lis Cathartic Properties. PRICKLY ASH BITTERS CO. Solo Proprietors , ST. LOUIS AND KANSAS CITY. -THE g BESTTONfiC. 3 This medicine , combining Iron with pare Vegetable tonics , quickly and completely Cures Dynpcpulrt , Indigestion , Weakness , lu.ouro Blood , 3IaIariaChlII andFevera , and Neuralgia. It is an unfailing remedy for Diseases of th Kidneys nnd I.iTcr. It is invaluable for Diseases peculiar to "Women , and all who lead sedentary lives. It does not injure the teeth , cause headacbe.or produce constipation other Iron medicine * do. It enriches and purifies the blood , stimulates the appetite , aids the assimilation of food , re lieves Heartburn and Belching , and strength ens the muscles- and nerves. For Intermittent Fevers , Lassitude , Lack or Energy , &c. , it has no equal. JtS The genuine has above trade mark and crossed red lines on wrapper. Take no other. iud o.i jhr nnou.t CHKHICIL co. . BALTIHORB. Ha Hosteller's Stomach ach Bitters is a fine blood depurent , a ra tional cathartic , and a superb anti-bilious specific. It rallies the falling energies of the debilitated , and checks premature decay Fever and ague , bilious remit tent , dyspepsia and bowel complaints Sro among the evil a which It entirely re- mores. In tropical countries , where tha liver and bowels are organs most unfavor ably alTcctcd by the combined influence of climate , diet and water , it Is a very necessary safeguard. For sale by all Drug gists and Dealers generally. The BUYERS' GUIDB is issued Sept nd Msrch , each year : 224 pages , 8 J x 114 inches , with over 3,30O illustrationa whole picture gallery. Gives wholesale prices direct to consumer * on all goods for personal or jMaV family > % use. to how to gj order , and gives exact jjM * * | cost of ey- erjthingyoa O B § me , drink , eat , wear , or EgP have fun with. These r invalnabl * books contain information gleaned from tha markets of the world. Wo will mail copy Free to any address upon receipt of the postage 8 centa. Let us hew from you. e Eespectfully , MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. mar A T taughtat Omaha School Telegraphy , < Neb. Send for circular. E. O. WATT , Manages ; Telegraphy "il aorthan * Sek\ paying situation * guarant'it. Ama * . ran School of Telegraphy k Khorthand.MadUon-Wta. rhat exceedingly disagreeable and very prevalent pease , catarrh , 1 * caused by scrofulous taint In the ood. Hood's Sarsaparllia , by Its powerful purifying d vitalizing action upon the blood , speedily reeves - eves the cause , and thus effects a radical and pcr- ar.unt cure of catarrh. Those who suffer from Its irled symptoms uncomfortable flow from the nose , fenslve breath , rinsing and bursting nohes In tlie rs , twclltng of the soft parts of the throat , nervous ostratlon , etc. should take Hood's Sarsaparllla and cured. Catarrh and Impure Blood "Hood's Sarsaparllla has helped me more for ca- rrh and Impure blood than anything else I ever cd. " A. BALL , Syracuse , X. T. "Having been n sufferer from catarrh for fix or slit j ears , and having tried nearly all the wonderful ires , sure cures. Inhalers , etc. . etc. , and spending iarly a hundred dollars without benefit , I accident- ly tried Huod' Sarsaparilla. The discharge from y nose was greatly Increased , the first bottle ; then gradually became less , and In taking less than rce bottles I find my clf greatly improved. Let the ( Terers know that Hood's Sarsaparilla will cure ca- | rrh. ' ' M. A. ABBEV , "Worcester , JIass. Serious consequences arc liable to ensue If catarrh ! < not attended to in sea on. The disease frequently destroys the sense of smell , and often dev elopes Into bronchitis or pulmonary consumption. Undoubtedly many cases of consumption originate In catarrh. Hood's Saryaparilla cures catarrh and has even ef fected remarkable cures of consumption It self , 5n Its early stages. A book containing state ments of many cures by Hood's Sarsaparilla. will be sent free to all who send addreiM to C. I. Hood & Co Lowell , Mass. The Best Medicine "i have suffered with catarrh Jn my head for year ? , and paid out hundreds of dollars for medicines , with only temporary relief. I bean to take Hood' * Ssrsa- parllla and now my catarrh 13 nearly cured , the weak ness of my body is al ! gone , my appetite is good in fact , I feel like anoth'-r person. Hood's Sarsaparllla Is the beat medicine I ha\e ever taken. " MRS. A. CrxxixcuAV , Providence , R. I. "I suffered three years with catarrh , and my general health was poor In consequence. When I took Hood's Sar. aparIH.i I found I had the right remedy. The ca tarrh Is yielding , as Hood's Sarsaparllla Is cleansing my blood , and the general tone of my system Is Im proving. " FEAXK VvASanLT.NRochester. . X. T ; Hood's SarsapariSIa Id by all druggists. | 1 ; difor * S. Made only by I Sold bvall Drugglits. si ; sir for tx Made on' bv I. HOOD & CO. , Lowell. Mass. | f. I. HOOD & CO. , Lowell. Mai . ? IOO Doses One Dollar. iOO Doses One Dollar.