McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, October 30, 1884, Image 7

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    -.THE POET OP THE SIOUX.
JIls Jfncrl ] > tloti of mi Elopement in Jllgl
* " Life Among tlie Ittaclifcct.
Philadelphia Press.
Flying-by , one of the Sioux chiefs
traveling with Sitting Bull , 1ms a poet's
reputation in his tribe , and often relates
the deeds of prowess of his fellow braves
in verse of heroic measure. One sensa
tion which occurred some years a
among another Indian tribe , the Black-
, foot. A young lady of good society ,
\ residing in a city bordering upon the
" , < Indian reservation , eloped with one of
the red skin warriors. Her parents ac
cepted the inevitable , received the sav
age husband , civilized him , converted
him , and finally made a clergyman out
of him. He is now living with his wife
in Dakota.
"That woman has her fancies , and to
iicklety is prone , in many recent in
stances conclusively is shown ; but it's
usually considered one would woman's
'
rights'abuse did one limit her decretion
as to matrimonial views. Now scient
ists and cynics and expounders of the
law , -have identically often expressed
themselves before ; for , although un
equal marriages may harrow parents
much , yet occasionally fashionable
weddings are such.
"It's acknowledged as a provcrbia
that there often is a slip ere the tinkart
( metaphoric ) is united to the lip : and
do not think I better can my meaning
4 here explain , than by giving you the
narrative of Miss Rebecca Paine.
"The father of Rebecca was a haughty
millionaire , whose usual disposition
was as surly as a bear , and the mothei
, of Rebecca , she was one of the elite oi
a most exclusive circle in well , never
mind the street. They proposed to wet ]
their daughter to a very nice young
man , possessing an enormous coffee
district in Japan , and belonging to a
family of distinction and repute , and
who really played exquisitely the trom-
7 bone and the llute. The name of the
particularly eligible youth , if rernern-
berance doesn't fail me , it was Ralph
do Courcy Booth , and "nocturnally he
serenaded Miss Rebecca Paine with a
metrical selection from the opera Belle
Helane.
"But that very fractious maiden ,
with a most contemptuous frown would
hermetically fasten every night her
casement down , excepting on those
evenings when she varied things instead
by emptying her water } ug on Ralph de
Courcy'-s head , and when he called to
see her , and would fall upon his knees ,
she would say 'This is distressing ; you
must get up if you please ! ' and when
the poor boy stammered , 'Take me ,
dearest , for your hub ! ' she would an
swer , 'No , I will not you unmannerly
young cub ! ' and when the stricken
youth hoped his wishes to attain by
bringing quarts of diamonds upon Miss
, Rebecca Paine , she would spurn the
glittering baubles with the daintiest of
feet , and distribute them in handfuls to
the beggars in the street.
"Now , it probably astonishes , sur
passes your belief , to learn that Miss
Rebecca she adored an Indian chief , a
ruler of the Blackfeet , 'by the name of
Chockentaw. Yes , Rebecca's one am
bition was to be that chieftain's squaw.
So , undeterred by fashion or society , its
fL jibe , she would wander to the wood
lands to the wigwams of the tribe ,
where she'd watch her redskin lover
throw the agile tomahawk and his epi
dermis cover with devices in burnt cork.
But her parents soon discovered this
simplicity of taste and were just a little
startled , and , I think , showed too much
haste in confining Miss Rebecca in an
attic next the sky , hoping thus to stop
her forest ambulations on the sly.
For at blacksmiths Cupid chuckles and
Chocentaw soon found a rope which
quickly lowered his Rebecca to the
ground , and the medicine married both
the" lovers on the spot , which proves
parental caution is in many cases rot.
"The parents of Rebecca , when they
saw how things had gone , were bitterly
with sorrow and indignation torn ; but
as they love the daughter who had left
them iu the lurch , they had Chocken
taw converted and admitted into the
church. Now , doubtless , you may
wonder how it fared with Master Ralph ,
t Well , Chockentaw deprived him ( sur
reptitious ) of his scalp ; and society ,
accepting what it couldn't help , as
facts , cried to scandal 'requiescat , ' to
fashion added 'pax. '
The Big Brewery.
Mr. J. Hirsch , College Point Brewe
ry , L. I. , N. Y. , writes that he employs
a"large number of horses and hands ,
and having tried St. Jacobs Oil , the
great pain-cure , for rheumatism , aches
and pains of his men , and for galls ,
splints , thrush , wind-galls and other
affections of his horses , finds it superior
to all remedies , and would not be with
out it.
Color-SllnA.
"Papa , " said a fair Clifton girl to her
paternal ancestor , "I love Charlie Fitz-
clarence , and he has asked me to marry
him. "
"What ! " thundered the father , in
amazement , "that fellow ? Why , he
can't support you ! "
"You and his father can. "
"That may be true , child , but he is so
fearfully green. "
"Is he , papa ? Well , you know I am
color-blind , anyway , and that doesn't
make any difference. "
At home after October.
Headache Is Immediately relieved by the use of
PIso's Remedy for Catarrh.
Absent-Hlndcd.
Hochester Post-Express.
"How old is your little bov ? " asked
4 Mr. Smith.
r
"He is just 6. "
"No I ain't , " interposed the little
boy , "I'm 8. "
A. ' "Why so you are of course , what
am I thinking about ? "
"I guess you must be thinking about
the street-car conductor , pa. "
Nothing pays better than fall plow
ing. It saves time in the spring , and
the land is in better condition.
The canning business is a great help
to farmers , as the } ' can grow corn ,
tomatoes , squashes , and fruits to sell to
the factories.
SINGLE T.IFK.
XIKKD OF . .
President Arthur Kaon to Join the Jtendlc-
llan Tltronij.
A special dispatch says : When President
Arthur paid his visit to Secretary Frellnghuy-
een at Karl tun , and extended It beyond the
limits ordinarily fixed , It was suddenly re
membered that he had during last winter and
spring been noticeably attentive to Miss T11I1
Frclinghuysen , the Secretary's eldest daugh
ter , and to this was ascribed the prolongation
or his visit. Foe once rumor told the , truth
as the marriage of the President with Mis
Frellnphuysen has been arranged and wil
take place at Washington during the month o
January. At Newark , the home of the Fre
llnghuyscns , the belief hod been general fo
several months that the marriage was contcm
plated , but as the months have rolled on with
out the formal announcement , and as Mis
Frelinghuysen was known to have been ab
sent from Washington since curly summer
having passed several weeks at Lenox , Mass ,
where she now is , society there Is now slow to
believe that the marriage has been arranged
and now none closely acquainted with thi
family of the bride will admit the truth of tin
statement. Among President Arthur's friend
In Washington the news came aa a surprise
All of them heard the rumors , but all set then
down as successors to those which have prov
ed to bo incorrect.
Miss TilHe is the eldest child of Secretary
Frclinghuysen , and Is about thirty-nine year
old. She is a tall and slender blond
with clear-cut features nnd 11 shapely , lov
forehead , brown hair , gray eyes , nnd a some
what pallid face , and , although not what !
called a handsome woman , bos a stately am
commanding presence. She is of very pol
Ishcd manners , exceedingly vivacious , an ex
cellent conversationalist , and has renderct
herself very popular In all circles nt Washing
ton. She Is also noted for her charities , botl
at Washington and Newark , N. J. , her home
and no one in either city is more blessed by
the poor than she.
President Arthur is fifty-four years old , and
has been a widower for the last five years
His first wife was Miss Ellen Herndon , tht
daughter of Lieutenant Herndon , of theTJni
ted States navy , who was lost at sea while in
command of the passenger steamer Centra
America. Since his accession to .the presi
dency his sister , Mrs. McElroy , of Albany , hai
taken charge of the white house so far as he :
time would permit , although for long period !
the president's homo lacked a mistress. Hi :
family consists of two children Allan , agec
twenty-one , now a student at Princeton , am
Nellie , aged thirteen.
THE MARKETS.
OMAHA.
FLOUR Wheat per 100 ffis 225 © 250
Fi.ouu Kye per 100 Ibs 140 © 175
BRAN Per ton 11 00 © 11 50
WHEAT No. 8 55J6 ©
HARLEY No.2 47 O 48.
RYE No. 2 39 @ SO1/
CORN No.2 mixed 28 © 28'
OATS No. 2 25 © 25 =
BUTTER Fancy Creamery 29 © 30
liUTTKii-rChoicc dairy. 14 © 23
JtafiS Fresh 19 © 20
ONIONS Per bbl 1 40 © 175
CHICKENS Per doz , live 225 © 250
APPLES Barrels 225 © 250
LEMONS Choice 6 00 © 050
POTATOES Per bushel 35 © 40
SWEET POTATOES Per Ib 2 © 2 l/2
SEEDS Timothy 1 90 © 200
SEEDS Blue Grass 150 © 175
SHEDS Hungarian ! . . 115 © 125
HAY Bailed , per ton 800 © 903
NEW YORK.
WHEAT No.2 Spring 82 © 82V
WHEAT Ungraded Itcd 69 ©
CORN No.2 58 © os !
OATS Mixed Western 31 @ 33
CHICAGO.
FLOUR Winter 475 © 550
Fr.OUH Spring : 375 © 450
WHEAT Per bushel 74 © 74'/i
COKN Per bushel 41 ? ® 43 ?
OATS Per bushel 20 } © 20 H
POKK 1550 © 1C 00
LAUD 7 10 © 714 ;
Hoes Pckg and shipp'g 5 00 © 5 50
CATTLE Exports GOO © 700
SHEEP Medium to good 3 25 © 4 50
ST. LOUIS.
WHEAT No. 2 red 7G > J © 77-
COKN Per bushel 4ls © 44
OATS Per bushel 25 © 2(5
CATTLE Exports 630 © 675
SHEEP Medium 225 © 400
HOGS Packers 470 © 510
KANSAS CITY.
WHEAT Per bushel 5t'55
CORN Per bushel 35Ji © 30 !
OATS Per bushel 22 © 23
CATTLE Exports 610 © 635
HOGS Medium to good 470 © 5 CO
SHEEP Fair to good 203 © 250
"Frozen Facts" is a purely American
expression , and one , too , of recent
origin. It has the merit of attracting
attention , and also seems to bear con
viction of truthfulness on its face. We
make room in our issue of to-day fora
fact of this character. A correspond
ent , Henry Whiting , Esq. , of Boston ,
Mass. , says , "Dr. R. V. Pierce's
'Golden Medical Discovery' has cured
my son of a fever-sore of two year's
standing. Piense accept our gratitude. "
We believe it to be a fact , whether
"frozen" or otherwise , that America
needs more men like Mr. Whiting ; men
who act , men who investigate truths ,
and seize opportunities.
At a recent dinner party Auger was served
with a bottle of vinegar instead of wine. He
afterwards complained to Gimletabout it. " It
was certainly very bad taste , " he remarked
'Bad taste ! " replied Augur , indignantly. L"It.
was the worst taste I ever hail. " JVcio York
Graphic.
Tall Oalmfrom Little Acorns Grow.
Great and good results often spring
from small deeds and so fatal diseases
come of a seemingly trifling neglect.
Colds neglected often lead to serious
catarrhal troubles. If this is your ca = e
lose no time in becoming acquainted
with Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. Its
healing virtues will surprise you. It is
simple , efficacious , speedy , sure. Dull ,
heavy headache , obstruction of the
nasal passages , discharges from the
nose into the throat are symptoms of
this horrible complaint.
A Mr. Guitar is a candidate for gubernator
ial honors out in Missouri. It is to be hoped
that Mr. Guitar will not degenerate into an
ordinary campaign Lyre.
If all so-called remedies have failed ,
Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures.
Cleveland's Assailant Discharged.
Albany ( N. Y. ) dispatch : Samuel Boone ,
who assaulted Governor Cleveland Monday
last , was arranged before Justice Guttman at
police court this afternoon. The court room
was thronged with a curious crowd. Boone ,
who looked careworn , asked and obtained
permission to make a statement. He said he
iiad been greatly worried over his brother's
case , and had scarcely slept for several nights.
He admitted his conduct had been hasty and
said he was sorry for what he had doce , and
ilso insisted he never intended doing the gov-
jrnor any harm. Justice Guttman said he
lad received a letter from Governor Cleveland
n which the governor stated he had no desiree
: o prosecute the prisoner and recommended
eniency. Boone was then discharged. He ,
: ogetber with his wife and father-in-law , left
n the evening for home.
The Garfield Monument.
J. H. Rhodes , secretary of the GarfieldMon
ument association , on being questioned as to
when the contracts for the monument will be
et , says that , owing to the lateness of the sea
son , it will be impossible to do any work be-
ore next spring. Mr. Keller , the architect of
he accepted design , will , at his own expense ,
n the meantime spend several months in a
special study of the monuments , of the old
world , so that advantage may be taken in the
way of perfecting all the details.
If there is one more heart-breaking
sight than to watch a very mad woman
carving a tough turkey with a dull
cnife , it is to see a cross-eyed man cut
lis own hair with a jack-knife. Fall
Bivcr Advance. (
A ncconnoltcrlny Expedition.
Georgia Cracker.
A young negro man looked in at the
window of the Atlanta police station
and anxiously inquired :
"Captin' , is you alls got Bill Davis in
de callybooso yit ? "
"Yes ; do you want to see him ? "
"JN6 , sah ! I dess wanted to kno'
whudder I coed go down ter his house
ter-night. "
" "Well , you can ask him ! "
"I don't wantcr ax' 'im ; I dess want
ed ter kno' ef he wuz hyar , an' gwieter
stay in ! "
"What do you mean ? "
"Well , boss , I'e co'tin' Bill's gal , an'
an' yer see , I'se deberysame nigger
what he busted down er panel ob fence
wid las' Chuseday night ! "
He was assured that Bill was safe for
the night.
Fruit and Garden Lands in Colorado.
In 5 and 10 acre tracts. Low Price. Long
Terms to settlers or non-residents. Address
for particulars , W. E. PABOR , Fruita , Colo.
One-half of all the telegraph wires in France
are under ground.
C. V. Majors , Esq. , of Rolla , Mo. , writes :
"I take pleasure In adding my testimony to
that of hundreds of others , aa to the efficacy
of PIUCKLY ASH BITTEIIS. I have not only
sold it here and In Arkansas , but have used ft
myself , and as a regulator of the stomach and
bowels , I do not think there is anything better.
Its action on the bowels is free , without caus
ing any griping or pain whatever.
It costs nearly a thousand dollars a day to
run the Brooklyn bridge.
Every nervous person should try Carter's
Little NERVE Pills. They are made specially
for nervous and dyspeptic men and women ,
and are just the medicine needed by all persons
who , from any cause , do not sleep well , or who
fail to get proper strength from their food.
Cases of weak stomach , indigestion , dyspepsia ,
nervous and sick headache , &c. , readily yield
to the use of the Little Nerve Pills , particular
ly if combined with Carter's Little Liver Pills.
In vials at 25 cents.
If big heads are a sign of astutene s cab
bage should be sharper than a pin.
Allen's Iron Tonic Kitters give tone
and vigor to the whole hystcm. All genuine hear the
signature of J. r. Allen , Druggist , St. Paul , Mlun.
The drummers' candidate for president is
sure to be beaten.
Fitted Out for tlic Season. Dresses ,
cloaks , coats , stockings and all garments can
be colored successfully with the Diamond
Dyes. Fashionable colors. Only lOc at drug
gists. Wells , Eichardson & Co. , Burlington ,
Vt.
Vt.Ef
Ef common sense was taxable some ov us
would be exempt ,
A Perfect KenietlF for all abrasions of the skin
and all diseases of the feet of Horses and Cattle. In
valuable to Stockmen. Cole's Veterinary Corboll-
salve. In 50c. and 1.00 cans. At Druggists or by mall. J.
W. COLE & CO. , Prop's , Black Klver Falls , Avis.
California has a horse thief who styles him
self "Jesse James No. 2. "
"Roneh on Corns. " 15c. A Rk for It. Complete
cure , hard or soft corns , warts , Imnlous.
" Politics and veracity have the same number
of letters , but there the resemblance ceases.
Tlielr Name is Legion.
Legions of people have had their lives made
miserable by Piles. This painful difficulty is
otten induced and always aggrivated by Con
stipation. Kidney-Wort is the great remedy
for all alfcctions of this kind. It acts as a
pentle cathartic , promotes a healthy action of
the bowels , and soothes and heals the in-
llamed surfaces. It has cured hnndredn of
cases where all other remedies and applica
tions have failed. Sold by druggists.
Mr. George Ticknor Curtis contributes to the
November Century a paper on "How Shall we
Elect our Presidents ? ' *
The Davenport Business College , of Daven
port , Iowa , is a live school , always up with the
times in all that relates to business education.
Energy and enthusiasm in its management
have brought it prosperity. Thorough and
practical instruction has established its reputa
tion. The ever advancing spirit that charac
terizes it , assures its success in the future. A
young man contemplating taking a business
course should investigate the advantages it of
fers.
Nilsson made her first appearance in Paris
twenty years ago.
"KoiiRh onHnt . " lears ont rats.mlcp. flics ,
roaches , bedbugs , ants , vermin , chipmunKs. 15a
Fargo claims to have gained 1,000 population
the past year.
lilenntnan'c Pcpt mxcd Jtlcef Tonic , the
only preparation of beef containing Its entire nutri
tious properties. It contains blood-making , force-
Eeneratlng and life-sustaining properties ; Invalua
ble for Xnflli-t > oi. J > ysi oi ia , nervous pros
tration , andall forms of general debility ; also. In all
enfeebled conditions , whether the result of exhaust
ion , nervous prostration , overwork , or acute disease ,
particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints.
UASV.'ELL , HAZARD & Co. , proprietors , New York ,
Bold by druggists.
The large Italian ironclads are pronounced
unseaworthy.
Sprains , bruises , stiff joints , burns , scalds ,
and rheumatism arc relieved by Uncle Sam's
Nerve and Bone Liniment. Sold" by druggists.
Worms cause peevishness , fevers , convul
sions and frequently death. A pleasant , safe
and certain remedy is Dr. JAQUE'S GERMAN
WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggists.
Headaches , constipation , liver complaint ,
billiousncss are cured by that mild , cleansing
remedy which never produces pain. EILEHT'S
DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS. Only 25 cents.
Sold by druggists.
An economical man will keep the leather of
his harness soft and pliable , which preserves
it from cracking or ripping. He always uses
UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL. Sold by all
Harness Makers.
One-third of all who die in active middle life
arc carried off by consumption. The most
frequent cause is a neglected cold , cough ,
hoarseness , bronchial trouble or asthma , allot
which may be permantly cured by EILERT
EXTRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY.
Sold by druggists.
A farmer's wealth depends on the condition
of his stock. When scraggy and feeble they
are especially liable to distempers , fevers , colds ,
and all diseases which destroy animals. Thou
sands of dollars are saved annually by that val
uable old stand by , UNCLE SAM'S CONDI
TION POWDER.
Restless , fretful , crying children arc suffer
ing and need for their relief DR. WIN-
CHELL'S TEETHING SYRUP , which is use
ful not only for all the disorders of teething
Infants , but cures coughs , croups , sort throat ,
colic and cramps of older children , and should
always be kept in every house for emergencies.
Only 25 cents. Sold by all druggists.
The iron trade of England is depressed.
Spain is the greatest lead-producing country.
Are vne < ru n * i * EX ACTING SERVICE.
Used ty the Chief
Mechanician of the
U.8. Coast Survey ;
by the Admiral '
commanding : in tha
U. S. Naral ObgorT-
xtory , for Astro
nomical -work ; and
by Locomotive
engineers. Conductors -
ductors and Rail
way men. They are
recognized ma
for all nsea inwhich close
time and durability are re
quisites. Sold in principal
citirs and to-rnis hy the COM-
PANE'S crclusivo.AKcnts .
(7n41 sJeTrel ri-whOKive a
1
When you-visit New York City , via Central
depotsaveBaggageExpressageand $3 Car
rioge Hire , and stop at the Grand Union Ho
tel , opposite eald depot. Six hundred elegan
rooms fitted up at a cost of one million dollars
$1 and upwards per day. European plan. El
cvator. Restaurant supplied with the best.
Horse cars , stages rind elevated railroad to al
depots. Families can live better for less
money at the Grand Union Hotel than at an'
other first-class hotel iu the City.
A ilcadville girl who has fallen In love with
a journalist refers to him as her papier mache
A CARD. To all who are suffering- from
errors and Indiscretions of youth , ncrvoui
weakness , early decay , loss of manhood , ice. ,
I will send a recoipo that will cure , FltEE OI
CHAHG E. This great remedy was discovered
by a missionary in South America. Send self-
addressed envelope to REV. JOSEPH T.
Station D , Now York.
Ask Bridget ; she can tell you what a scrub
game Is.
Bnchn-l n1ba. ' Quick , complete cure , all
anmoj Ing Kldner end Urinary D sonata , tl.
There are over 53.000 postofllces in th
United States.
For relieving Throat Troubles am
Coughs , "ErounCa Jironchlal Troches
have a world-wide reputation. Hold
boxes. Price 25 cts.
Of 1GG4 pictures exhibited in the Roya
Academy this year , 203 have been sold at prices
ranging from a guinea to 1,000.
HEI.P WAXTED FE5IAI.KS.
TVanted Ladles nnd gentlemen to take nice light ,
pleasant work at their own homes ( distance no objec
tion ) ; work sent by mall : 2 to t3 a day can be quietly
made ; no canvassing. I'lcase address at once : liELi-
. . Philadelphia , Pa.
Bonn Piatt says : "Musicians are not made
they are born. " If the amateur performer :
would only remember that.
"Kouftb. on Itch" cures humors , cruptlonB.rtoB'
worm , totter , a t rheum , irosted feet , chilblains.
Absurdities of fashion are increasing. The
latest "wrinkle" is to wear gold earings In the
shape of elephants. _
Cnrboliiics.
He wins at last who builds his trust
In loying words and actions just ,
Whose head , whose walk , his very mien ,
Proclaim the use of Carlolim.
The king of Siarn has 2 3 children , He is
under thirty.
Suff@rrsfroBnSorofnIa
You can be cured If you vrlll take Hood's Sarsapa-
rllla , the great Wood purifier. Whether the disease
Is hereditary or acquired , this medicine expels every
trace of Impurity , and vitalizes and enriches the
Wood , while It also tones and strengthens the system.
"I had four scrofulous sores come on my feet ,
nlilchgrcw so l > ud that I could not wear a shoe.
Nothing which I took did me any good till one day I
saw Hood's Sarbnparllla advertised In a paper and de
cided to try. I have taken two bottles and the sores
arc almost entirely healed. " MBS. AUUIE PITTS.
South Potsdam , 2f. Y.
Clarence Johnson , Eric , Pa. , hart scrofulous sores on
his face and head. He was entirely cured by Hood's
Sarsaparllla.
Jlr. J. X. Kctchnm , of Barre , Vt. , says that his boy
had several very ugly scrofulous sores on his leg.
Hood's Sarsaparllla cured him.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Sold by all Drupclst * . Si : sit for * 5. Made only
by C. I. HOOD & CO. , Lowell , Mass.
fOO Doses One Dollar.
Hostetter's Stomach
ach Bitters Is a line
lilood depurent , a ra
tional cathartic , and
a supcib anti-bilious
specific. Itrallicsthe
falling energies of
the debilitated , and
checks premature
decay Fever and
ague , bilious remit
tent , dyspepsia and
bowel complaints are
among the evils
which It entirely re
moves. In tropical
countries , where the
liver nnd bowels are
organ' most unfavor
ably affectcd by the
combined influence
of climate , diet and
water. It Is a very
necessary safeguard.
For sale by all Drug
gists and Dealers
generally.
'CURES
ALLDISEASE5QFIHE
LIYER
KIDNEYS
AND
BOWELS.
/ILL / DRUGGISTS
PRICEDOLLAR.
C'U JcdoJS
Dyspepsia , General Debility *
Jaundice , Eaoitual Constipa
tion , Ziivor Complaint , Sick
Headache , Diseased ELid-
neyo , .Eto. , Etc.
It contains only the Purest Drags , among
l7hlchmaybeenumeratedP2JC L7 ASH 3A22
AKB BE22IES , lUlTDSiSS , EDCHU , EimU , Etc ,
It cleanses the system thoroughly , and as s
PUKIFIEE OF THE BLOOO
Is Unoqnalod.
It is not an intoxicating beverage , nor car
It he used as each , by reason of its Cathartic
Properties.
PRICKLY ASH BITTERS CO.
Solo Proprietors ,
ST. LOUIS AND KANSAS CITY. '
PTfllbuySo per cent more Groceries at the OldEe-
lable Store of
J. B. FRENCH & CO. , O3IAHA ,
ban can be bought elsewnere In the state. They sell
15 Ibs A Sagar for - . . . Sl.OO
L6 Ihs Extra C Sugar for - - 81.OO
L4 Ibs. Granulated Sugar for - - Sl.OO
L6 1-2 Ibs. No\v Orleans Sugar for - 81.OO
Lnd other goods In proportion. Send for Montbly
'rice List. J. B. FIJEXCH & CO. , OMAHA.
COTJRT8H1P and MAEBIAGE.
\Vonderful secrets , revelations and
discoveries for married or single.
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KUOHT-B DIBBAEE.
PATUB IN THE
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liOnra on HIPS ,
ZTEBVOTSS
DIBBABE8.
By the we of this BJESCBDY , the
Stomach and Bowels speedily retrain
their atrength , and the blood la
purified.
It la pronounced by hundreds of the bcit doctors to
bo the ONLY CUBE for all v < nH. of Kidney Disease * .
It la purely vegetable , and cure * when other medl-
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Island on record Ufltlfyinff in Ita lavorond-whopro-
oerlbe it regularly.
It la prepared expressly for the * * dlaeaioaadhaa
never been known to fall. Ono trial will oomvlnco
yon. roTMlobyBlldrogrlaU. PEJCSJ1.2C.
Send lor Pamphlet of Testimonial * .
rKOTIDKNCE , . I.
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"I have used HTJNT'S [ Kidney in > t IJvcr ] BJB&OED ?
in toy practice for the past sixteen years , and
cheerfully recommend it aa bcins a safe and
reliable remedy. " 8
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This medicine , combining Iron with pure
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Cure * Dyspepsia , Indlgoitlon , Weakness ,
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It is an unfailing remedy for Diseases of the
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It does not Injure the teeth , causeheadache.or
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It enriches and purifies theblood , stimulates
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ens the muscles and nerves.
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till onljby BROWS CHXXIUL CO , BiLTISOEE , BD.
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