-.THE POET OP THE SIOUX. JIls Jfncrl ] > tloti of mi Elopement in Jllgl * " Life Among tlie Ittaclifcct. Philadelphia Press. Flying-by , one of the Sioux chiefs traveling with Sitting Bull , 1ms a poet's reputation in his tribe , and often relates the deeds of prowess of his fellow braves in verse of heroic measure. One sensa tion which occurred some years a among another Indian tribe , the Black- , foot. A young lady of good society , \ residing in a city bordering upon the " , < Indian reservation , eloped with one of the red skin warriors. Her parents ac cepted the inevitable , received the sav age husband , civilized him , converted him , and finally made a clergyman out of him. He is now living with his wife in Dakota. "That woman has her fancies , and to iicklety is prone , in many recent in stances conclusively is shown ; but it's usually considered one would woman's ' rights'abuse did one limit her decretion as to matrimonial views. Now scient ists and cynics and expounders of the law , -have identically often expressed themselves before ; for , although un equal marriages may harrow parents much , yet occasionally fashionable weddings are such. "It's acknowledged as a provcrbia that there often is a slip ere the tinkart ( metaphoric ) is united to the lip : and do not think I better can my meaning 4 here explain , than by giving you the narrative of Miss Rebecca Paine. "The father of Rebecca was a haughty millionaire , whose usual disposition was as surly as a bear , and the mothei , of Rebecca , she was one of the elite oi a most exclusive circle in well , never mind the street. They proposed to wet ] their daughter to a very nice young man , possessing an enormous coffee district in Japan , and belonging to a family of distinction and repute , and who really played exquisitely the trom- 7 bone and the llute. The name of the particularly eligible youth , if rernern- berance doesn't fail me , it was Ralph do Courcy Booth , and "nocturnally he serenaded Miss Rebecca Paine with a metrical selection from the opera Belle Helane. "But that very fractious maiden , with a most contemptuous frown would hermetically fasten every night her casement down , excepting on those evenings when she varied things instead by emptying her water } ug on Ralph de Courcy'-s head , and when he called to see her , and would fall upon his knees , she would say 'This is distressing ; you must get up if you please ! ' and when the poor boy stammered , 'Take me , dearest , for your hub ! ' she would an swer , 'No , I will not you unmannerly young cub ! ' and when the stricken youth hoped his wishes to attain by bringing quarts of diamonds upon Miss , Rebecca Paine , she would spurn the glittering baubles with the daintiest of feet , and distribute them in handfuls to the beggars in the street. "Now , it probably astonishes , sur passes your belief , to learn that Miss Rebecca she adored an Indian chief , a ruler of the Blackfeet , 'by the name of Chockentaw. Yes , Rebecca's one am bition was to be that chieftain's squaw. So , undeterred by fashion or society , its fL jibe , she would wander to the wood lands to the wigwams of the tribe , where she'd watch her redskin lover throw the agile tomahawk and his epi dermis cover with devices in burnt cork. But her parents soon discovered this simplicity of taste and were just a little startled , and , I think , showed too much haste in confining Miss Rebecca in an attic next the sky , hoping thus to stop her forest ambulations on the sly. For at blacksmiths Cupid chuckles and Chocentaw soon found a rope which quickly lowered his Rebecca to the ground , and the medicine married both the" lovers on the spot , which proves parental caution is in many cases rot. "The parents of Rebecca , when they saw how things had gone , were bitterly with sorrow and indignation torn ; but as they love the daughter who had left them iu the lurch , they had Chocken taw converted and admitted into the church. Now , doubtless , you may wonder how it fared with Master Ralph , t Well , Chockentaw deprived him ( sur reptitious ) of his scalp ; and society , accepting what it couldn't help , as facts , cried to scandal 'requiescat , ' to fashion added 'pax. ' The Big Brewery. Mr. J. Hirsch , College Point Brewe ry , L. I. , N. Y. , writes that he employs a"large number of horses and hands , and having tried St. Jacobs Oil , the great pain-cure , for rheumatism , aches and pains of his men , and for galls , splints , thrush , wind-galls and other affections of his horses , finds it superior to all remedies , and would not be with out it. Color-SllnA. "Papa , " said a fair Clifton girl to her paternal ancestor , "I love Charlie Fitz- clarence , and he has asked me to marry him. " "What ! " thundered the father , in amazement , "that fellow ? Why , he can't support you ! " "You and his father can. " "That may be true , child , but he is so fearfully green. " "Is he , papa ? Well , you know I am color-blind , anyway , and that doesn't make any difference. " At home after October. Headache Is Immediately relieved by the use of PIso's Remedy for Catarrh. Absent-Hlndcd. Hochester Post-Express. "How old is your little bov ? " asked 4 Mr. Smith. r "He is just 6. " "No I ain't , " interposed the little boy , "I'm 8. " A. ' "Why so you are of course , what am I thinking about ? " "I guess you must be thinking about the street-car conductor , pa. " Nothing pays better than fall plow ing. It saves time in the spring , and the land is in better condition. The canning business is a great help to farmers , as the } ' can grow corn , tomatoes , squashes , and fruits to sell to the factories. SINGLE T.IFK. XIKKD OF . . President Arthur Kaon to Join the Jtendlc- llan Tltronij. A special dispatch says : When President Arthur paid his visit to Secretary Frellnghuy- een at Karl tun , and extended It beyond the limits ordinarily fixed , It was suddenly re membered that he had during last winter and spring been noticeably attentive to Miss T11I1 Frclinghuysen , the Secretary's eldest daugh ter , and to this was ascribed the prolongation or his visit. Foe once rumor told the , truth as the marriage of the President with Mis Frellnphuysen has been arranged and wil take place at Washington during the month o January. At Newark , the home of the Fre llnghuyscns , the belief hod been general fo several months that the marriage was contcm plated , but as the months have rolled on with out the formal announcement , and as Mis Frelinghuysen was known to have been ab sent from Washington since curly summer having passed several weeks at Lenox , Mass , where she now is , society there Is now slow to believe that the marriage has been arranged and now none closely acquainted with thi family of the bride will admit the truth of tin statement. Among President Arthur's friend In Washington the news came aa a surprise All of them heard the rumors , but all set then down as successors to those which have prov ed to bo incorrect. Miss TilHe is the eldest child of Secretary Frclinghuysen , and Is about thirty-nine year old. She is a tall and slender blond with clear-cut features nnd 11 shapely , lov forehead , brown hair , gray eyes , nnd a some what pallid face , and , although not what ! called a handsome woman , bos a stately am commanding presence. She is of very pol Ishcd manners , exceedingly vivacious , an ex cellent conversationalist , and has renderct herself very popular In all circles nt Washing ton. She Is also noted for her charities , botl at Washington and Newark , N. J. , her home and no one in either city is more blessed by the poor than she. President Arthur is fifty-four years old , and has been a widower for the last five years His first wife was Miss Ellen Herndon , tht daughter of Lieutenant Herndon , of theTJni ted States navy , who was lost at sea while in command of the passenger steamer Centra America. Since his accession to .the presi dency his sister , Mrs. McElroy , of Albany , hai taken charge of the white house so far as he : time would permit , although for long period ! the president's homo lacked a mistress. Hi : family consists of two children Allan , agec twenty-one , now a student at Princeton , am Nellie , aged thirteen. THE MARKETS. OMAHA. FLOUR Wheat per 100 ffis 225 © 250 Fi.ouu Kye per 100 Ibs 140 © 175 BRAN Per ton 11 00 © 11 50 WHEAT No. 8 55J6 © HARLEY No.2 47 O 48. RYE No. 2 39 @ SO1/ CORN No.2 mixed 28 © 28' OATS No. 2 25 © 25 = BUTTER Fancy Creamery 29 © 30 liUTTKii-rChoicc dairy. 14 © 23 JtafiS Fresh 19 © 20 ONIONS Per bbl 1 40 © 175 CHICKENS Per doz , live 225 © 250 APPLES Barrels 225 © 250 LEMONS Choice 6 00 © 050 POTATOES Per bushel 35 © 40 SWEET POTATOES Per Ib 2 © 2 l/2 SEEDS Timothy 1 90 © 200 SEEDS Blue Grass 150 © 175 SHEDS Hungarian ! . . 115 © 125 HAY Bailed , per ton 800 © 903 NEW YORK. WHEAT No.2 Spring 82 © 82V WHEAT Ungraded Itcd 69 © CORN No.2 58 © os ! OATS Mixed Western 31 @ 33 CHICAGO. FLOUR Winter 475 © 550 Fr.OUH Spring : 375 © 450 WHEAT Per bushel 74 © 74'/i COKN Per bushel 41 ? ® 43 ? OATS Per bushel 20 } © 20 H POKK 1550 © 1C 00 LAUD 7 10 © 714 ; Hoes Pckg and shipp'g 5 00 © 5 50 CATTLE Exports GOO © 700 SHEEP Medium to good 3 25 © 4 50 ST. LOUIS. WHEAT No. 2 red 7G > J © 77- COKN Per bushel 4ls © 44 OATS Per bushel 25 © 2(5 CATTLE Exports 630 © 675 SHEEP Medium 225 © 400 HOGS Packers 470 © 510 KANSAS CITY. WHEAT Per bushel 5t'55 CORN Per bushel 35Ji © 30 ! OATS Per bushel 22 © 23 CATTLE Exports 610 © 635 HOGS Medium to good 470 © 5 CO SHEEP Fair to good 203 © 250 "Frozen Facts" is a purely American expression , and one , too , of recent origin. It has the merit of attracting attention , and also seems to bear con viction of truthfulness on its face. We make room in our issue of to-day fora fact of this character. A correspond ent , Henry Whiting , Esq. , of Boston , Mass. , says , "Dr. R. V. Pierce's 'Golden Medical Discovery' has cured my son of a fever-sore of two year's standing. Piense accept our gratitude. " We believe it to be a fact , whether "frozen" or otherwise , that America needs more men like Mr. Whiting ; men who act , men who investigate truths , and seize opportunities. At a recent dinner party Auger was served with a bottle of vinegar instead of wine. He afterwards complained to Gimletabout it. " It was certainly very bad taste , " he remarked 'Bad taste ! " replied Augur , indignantly. L"It. was the worst taste I ever hail. " JVcio York Graphic. Tall Oalmfrom Little Acorns Grow. Great and good results often spring from small deeds and so fatal diseases come of a seemingly trifling neglect. Colds neglected often lead to serious catarrhal troubles. If this is your ca = e lose no time in becoming acquainted with Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. Its healing virtues will surprise you. It is simple , efficacious , speedy , sure. Dull , heavy headache , obstruction of the nasal passages , discharges from the nose into the throat are symptoms of this horrible complaint. A Mr. Guitar is a candidate for gubernator ial honors out in Missouri. It is to be hoped that Mr. Guitar will not degenerate into an ordinary campaign Lyre. If all so-called remedies have failed , Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures. Cleveland's Assailant Discharged. Albany ( N. Y. ) dispatch : Samuel Boone , who assaulted Governor Cleveland Monday last , was arranged before Justice Guttman at police court this afternoon. The court room was thronged with a curious crowd. Boone , who looked careworn , asked and obtained permission to make a statement. He said he iiad been greatly worried over his brother's case , and had scarcely slept for several nights. He admitted his conduct had been hasty and said he was sorry for what he had doce , and ilso insisted he never intended doing the gov- jrnor any harm. Justice Guttman said he lad received a letter from Governor Cleveland n which the governor stated he had no desiree : o prosecute the prisoner and recommended eniency. Boone was then discharged. He , : ogetber with his wife and father-in-law , left n the evening for home. The Garfield Monument. J. H. Rhodes , secretary of the GarfieldMon ument association , on being questioned as to when the contracts for the monument will be et , says that , owing to the lateness of the sea son , it will be impossible to do any work be- ore next spring. Mr. Keller , the architect of he accepted design , will , at his own expense , n the meantime spend several months in a special study of the monuments , of the old world , so that advantage may be taken in the way of perfecting all the details. If there is one more heart-breaking sight than to watch a very mad woman carving a tough turkey with a dull cnife , it is to see a cross-eyed man cut lis own hair with a jack-knife. Fall Bivcr Advance. ( A ncconnoltcrlny Expedition. Georgia Cracker. A young negro man looked in at the window of the Atlanta police station and anxiously inquired : "Captin' , is you alls got Bill Davis in de callybooso yit ? " "Yes ; do you want to see him ? " "JN6 , sah ! I dess wanted to kno' whudder I coed go down ter his house ter-night. " " "Well , you can ask him ! " "I don't wantcr ax' 'im ; I dess want ed ter kno' ef he wuz hyar , an' gwieter stay in ! " "What do you mean ? " "Well , boss , I'e co'tin' Bill's gal , an' an' yer see , I'se deberysame nigger what he busted down er panel ob fence wid las' Chuseday night ! " He was assured that Bill was safe for the night. Fruit and Garden Lands in Colorado. In 5 and 10 acre tracts. Low Price. Long Terms to settlers or non-residents. Address for particulars , W. E. PABOR , Fruita , Colo. One-half of all the telegraph wires in France are under ground. C. V. Majors , Esq. , of Rolla , Mo. , writes : "I take pleasure In adding my testimony to that of hundreds of others , aa to the efficacy of PIUCKLY ASH BITTEIIS. I have not only sold it here and In Arkansas , but have used ft myself , and as a regulator of the stomach and bowels , I do not think there is anything better. Its action on the bowels is free , without caus ing any griping or pain whatever. It costs nearly a thousand dollars a day to run the Brooklyn bridge. Every nervous person should try Carter's Little NERVE Pills. They are made specially for nervous and dyspeptic men and women , and are just the medicine needed by all persons who , from any cause , do not sleep well , or who fail to get proper strength from their food. Cases of weak stomach , indigestion , dyspepsia , nervous and sick headache , &c. , readily yield to the use of the Little Nerve Pills , particular ly if combined with Carter's Little Liver Pills. In vials at 25 cents. If big heads are a sign of astutene s cab bage should be sharper than a pin. Allen's Iron Tonic Kitters give tone and vigor to the whole hystcm. All genuine hear the signature of J. r. Allen , Druggist , St. Paul , Mlun. The drummers' candidate for president is sure to be beaten. Fitted Out for tlic Season. Dresses , cloaks , coats , stockings and all garments can be colored successfully with the Diamond Dyes. Fashionable colors. Only lOc at drug gists. Wells , Eichardson & Co. , Burlington , Vt. Vt.Ef Ef common sense was taxable some ov us would be exempt , A Perfect KenietlF for all abrasions of the skin and all diseases of the feet of Horses and Cattle. In valuable to Stockmen. Cole's Veterinary Corboll- salve. In 50c. and 1.00 cans. At Druggists or by mall. J. W. COLE & CO. , Prop's , Black Klver Falls , Avis. California has a horse thief who styles him self "Jesse James No. 2. " "Roneh on Corns. " 15c. A Rk for It. Complete cure , hard or soft corns , warts , Imnlous. " Politics and veracity have the same number of letters , but there the resemblance ceases. Tlielr Name is Legion. Legions of people have had their lives made miserable by Piles. This painful difficulty is otten induced and always aggrivated by Con stipation. Kidney-Wort is the great remedy for all alfcctions of this kind. It acts as a pentle cathartic , promotes a healthy action of the bowels , and soothes and heals the in- llamed surfaces. It has cured hnndredn of cases where all other remedies and applica tions have failed. Sold by druggists. Mr. George Ticknor Curtis contributes to the November Century a paper on "How Shall we Elect our Presidents ? ' * The Davenport Business College , of Daven port , Iowa , is a live school , always up with the times in all that relates to business education. Energy and enthusiasm in its management have brought it prosperity. Thorough and practical instruction has established its reputa tion. The ever advancing spirit that charac terizes it , assures its success in the future. A young man contemplating taking a business course should investigate the advantages it of fers. Nilsson made her first appearance in Paris twenty years ago. "KoiiRh onHnt . " lears ont rats.mlcp. flics , roaches , bedbugs , ants , vermin , chipmunKs. 15a Fargo claims to have gained 1,000 population the past year. lilenntnan'c Pcpt mxcd Jtlcef Tonic , the only preparation of beef containing Its entire nutri tious properties. It contains blood-making , force- Eeneratlng and life-sustaining properties ; Invalua ble for Xnflli-t > oi. J > ysi oi ia , nervous pros tration , andall forms of general debility ; also. In all enfeebled conditions , whether the result of exhaust ion , nervous prostration , overwork , or acute disease , particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. UASV.'ELL , HAZARD & Co. , proprietors , New York , Bold by druggists. The large Italian ironclads are pronounced unseaworthy. Sprains , bruises , stiff joints , burns , scalds , and rheumatism arc relieved by Uncle Sam's Nerve and Bone Liniment. Sold" by druggists. Worms cause peevishness , fevers , convul sions and frequently death. A pleasant , safe and certain remedy is Dr. JAQUE'S GERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggists. Headaches , constipation , liver complaint , billiousncss are cured by that mild , cleansing remedy which never produces pain. EILEHT'S DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS. Only 25 cents. Sold by druggists. An economical man will keep the leather of his harness soft and pliable , which preserves it from cracking or ripping. He always uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL. Sold by all Harness Makers. One-third of all who die in active middle life arc carried off by consumption. The most frequent cause is a neglected cold , cough , hoarseness , bronchial trouble or asthma , allot which may be permantly cured by EILERT EXTRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY. Sold by druggists. A farmer's wealth depends on the condition of his stock. When scraggy and feeble they are especially liable to distempers , fevers , colds , and all diseases which destroy animals. Thou sands of dollars are saved annually by that val uable old stand by , UNCLE SAM'S CONDI TION POWDER. Restless , fretful , crying children arc suffer ing and need for their relief DR. WIN- CHELL'S TEETHING SYRUP , which is use ful not only for all the disorders of teething Infants , but cures coughs , croups , sort throat , colic and cramps of older children , and should always be kept in every house for emergencies. Only 25 cents. Sold by all druggists. The iron trade of England is depressed. Spain is the greatest lead-producing country. Are vne < ru n * i * EX ACTING SERVICE. Used ty the Chief Mechanician of the U.8. Coast Survey ; by the Admiral ' commanding : in tha U. S. Naral ObgorT- xtory , for Astro nomical -work ; and by Locomotive engineers. Conductors - ductors and Rail way men. They are recognized ma for all nsea inwhich close time and durability are re quisites. Sold in principal citirs and to-rnis hy the COM- PANE'S crclusivo.AKcnts . (7n41 sJeTrel ri-whOKive a 1 When you-visit New York City , via Central depotsaveBaggageExpressageand $3 Car rioge Hire , and stop at the Grand Union Ho tel , opposite eald depot. Six hundred elegan rooms fitted up at a cost of one million dollars $1 and upwards per day. European plan. El cvator. Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse cars , stages rind elevated railroad to al depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at an' other first-class hotel iu the City. A ilcadville girl who has fallen In love with a journalist refers to him as her papier mache A CARD. To all who are suffering- from errors and Indiscretions of youth , ncrvoui weakness , early decay , loss of manhood , ice. , I will send a recoipo that will cure , FltEE OI CHAHG E. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary in South America. Send self- addressed envelope to REV. JOSEPH T. Station D , Now York. Ask Bridget ; she can tell you what a scrub game Is. Bnchn-l n1ba. ' Quick , complete cure , all anmoj Ing Kldner end Urinary D sonata , tl. There are over 53.000 postofllces in th United States. For relieving Throat Troubles am Coughs , "ErounCa Jironchlal Troches have a world-wide reputation. Hold boxes. Price 25 cts. Of 1GG4 pictures exhibited in the Roya Academy this year , 203 have been sold at prices ranging from a guinea to 1,000. HEI.P WAXTED FE5IAI.KS. TVanted Ladles nnd gentlemen to take nice light , pleasant work at their own homes ( distance no objec tion ) ; work sent by mall : 2 to t3 a day can be quietly made ; no canvassing. I'lcase address at once : liELi- . . Philadelphia , Pa. Bonn Piatt says : "Musicians are not made they are born. " If the amateur performer : would only remember that. "Kouftb. on Itch" cures humors , cruptlonB.rtoB' worm , totter , a t rheum , irosted feet , chilblains. Absurdities of fashion are increasing. The latest "wrinkle" is to wear gold earings In the shape of elephants. _ Cnrboliiics. He wins at last who builds his trust In loying words and actions just , Whose head , whose walk , his very mien , Proclaim the use of Carlolim. The king of Siarn has 2 3 children , He is under thirty. Suff@rrsfroBnSorofnIa You can be cured If you vrlll take Hood's Sarsapa- rllla , the great Wood purifier. Whether the disease Is hereditary or acquired , this medicine expels every trace of Impurity , and vitalizes and enriches the Wood , while It also tones and strengthens the system. "I had four scrofulous sores come on my feet , nlilchgrcw so l > ud that I could not wear a shoe. Nothing which I took did me any good till one day I saw Hood's Sarbnparllla advertised In a paper and de cided to try. I have taken two bottles and the sores arc almost entirely healed. " MBS. AUUIE PITTS. South Potsdam , 2f. Y. Clarence Johnson , Eric , Pa. , hart scrofulous sores on his face and head. He was entirely cured by Hood's Sarsaparllla. Jlr. J. X. Kctchnm , of Barre , Vt. , says that his boy had several very ugly scrofulous sores on his leg. Hood's Sarsaparllla cured him. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all Drupclst * . Si : sit for * 5. Made only by C. I. HOOD & CO. , Lowell , Mass. fOO Doses One Dollar. Hostetter's Stomach ach Bitters Is a line lilood depurent , a ra tional cathartic , and a supcib anti-bilious specific. Itrallicsthe falling energies of the debilitated , and checks premature decay Fever and ague , bilious remit tent , dyspepsia and bowel complaints are among the evils which It entirely re moves. In tropical countries , where the liver nnd bowels are organ' most unfavor ably affectcd by the combined influence of climate , diet and water. It Is a very necessary safeguard. For sale by all Drug gists and Dealers generally. 'CURES ALLDISEASE5QFIHE LIYER KIDNEYS AND BOWELS. /ILL / DRUGGISTS PRICEDOLLAR. C'U JcdoJS Dyspepsia , General Debility * Jaundice , Eaoitual Constipa tion , Ziivor Complaint , Sick Headache , Diseased ELid- neyo , .Eto. , Etc. It contains only the Purest Drags , among l7hlchmaybeenumeratedP2JC L7 ASH 3A22 AKB BE22IES , lUlTDSiSS , EDCHU , EimU , Etc , It cleanses the system thoroughly , and as s PUKIFIEE OF THE BLOOO Is Unoqnalod. It is not an intoxicating beverage , nor car It he used as each , by reason of its Cathartic Properties. PRICKLY ASH BITTERS CO. Solo Proprietors , ST. LOUIS AND KANSAS CITY. ' PTfllbuySo per cent more Groceries at the OldEe- lable Store of J. B. FRENCH & CO. , O3IAHA , ban can be bought elsewnere In the state. They sell 15 Ibs A Sagar for - . . . Sl.OO L6 Ihs Extra C Sugar for - - 81.OO L4 Ibs. Granulated Sugar for - - Sl.OO L6 1-2 Ibs. No\v Orleans Sugar for - 81.OO Lnd other goods In proportion. Send for Montbly 'rice List. J. B. FIJEXCH & CO. , OMAHA. COTJRT8H1P and MAEBIAGE. \Vonderful secrets , revelations and discoveries for married or single. IvU W MB ! CS3ShotGun < OP TUB AJTDOEOAUB. OEOAUB. pnopsY. OHA.VHL. J3IABETB3 , KUOHT-B DIBBAEE. PATUB IN THE JBAOK , liOnra on HIPS , ZTEBVOTSS DIBBABE8. By the we of this BJESCBDY , the Stomach and Bowels speedily retrain their atrength , and the blood la purified. It la pronounced by hundreds of the bcit doctors to bo the ONLY CUBE for all v < nH. of Kidney Disease * . It la purely vegetable , and cure * when other medl- clneafail. OrerlOOfhyilcianiintheBtatoof Bhodo Island on record Ufltlfyinff in Ita lavorond-whopro- oerlbe it regularly. It la prepared expressly for the * * dlaeaioaadhaa never been known to fall. Ono trial will oomvlnco yon. roTMlobyBlldrogrlaU. PEJCSJ1.2C. Send lor Pamphlet of Testimonial * . rKOTIDKNCE , . I. JLW. Srown , ar.P.t of Prffridonec , B. X. , eaytt "I have used HTJNT'S [ Kidney in > t IJvcr ] BJB&OED ? in toy practice for the past sixteen years , and cheerfully recommend it aa bcins a safe and reliable remedy. " 8 -THE MT TONIC. ? This medicine , combining Iron with pure Tcgetable tonics , quickly and corapletclr Cure * Dyspepsia , Indlgoitlon , Weakness , Impure Blood , lUalorla.ChillB and Fevers , and Neuralgia. It is an unfailing remedy for Diseases of the Kidneys nnd Liver. It is invaluable for DIsenses peculiar to "Women , and all who lead sedentary lives. It does not Injure the teeth , causeheadache.or produce constipation other Iron medicines do. It enriches and purifies theblood , stimulates the appetite , aids the assimilation of food , re lieves Heartburn and Belching , and strength ens the muscles and nerves. For Intermittent Fevers , Lassitude , Lack or Energy , < tc. . it has no equal. j6ES The genuine has above trade mark and crossed red lines on wrapper. Take no other. till onljby BROWS CHXXIUL CO , BiLTISOEE , BD. TELECRAPHY ± taujhtat Omaha School Telegraphy , Omalia , Send for circular. E. O. WAIT , Manager Lady Agents Wanted To sell Dr.LIngniet's Spinal Health Corset. Apply to On. LINGUIST SPINAL , ConsuT Co. , 412 Broadway , 1 . Y .towa Tidiness College. Practical Boolt-keeiwrs as Teachers ; two lei * ing Penmen , Short hand. Telegraph ing. 12 Offices Tor Students actucl practice. Het location , cheap board , Tuition low Journal free. JUHINGS & PILCHIB. Ie ilolnei. Is DtKfrS RKAKD ELIXIR M-fc * . Wk > l.n.r tkjroaLML la la X ) I * D 30 dm. * . ! * | BJ | > I7. CAM ] , Md. t tk WB-1) . 2 r a I'lf. AM * _ . . 130.00. pric * p 7p.rkr * w th d.r t > * f > . M M .uA r.i * : i .MM. . J loS } iumf. < .r..i..r. L. i. L. SSIITII & CO. , AjccU , I'alaline , lib Bn4 t mp far ray cimilmr. TT&Oftyttrtcr. Hew N nu ; roiiltrr. " How tomika an IncuUtcr Serrt * * cnrt ebolcrm. mil * fifaf lay , &a. A n v twok. C. O. Bum. AfcUeu. Eu5M. Bn iir P. R. fml ml P. C 6wln . Bvlua ciienUn ( no. I GENTS WANTED. It7lll pay persons wanting n profitable employment to write for extra terms for best , fastest-selling Pictorial Books.Blblcs and Al bums , to Kat'l Pub. < : o..Phlladelphla , Pa..ClilcagoHL LUAKTEI * experienced Book and Bible Agents In if every County. Liberal salaries paid. Address , itatlng experience. P. O. Box g. g. , St. Louis , Mo. CURES WKE3E ALL ELSE FAILS. Bestronghfcjynip. Tar.tcsgood. ; Use n : lime. Sold by druggista. Morphine I'Jufcit Cured In 10 i to iMl < lny . Xoi y till CarHi. i-banori. Ohio. 4GKSr \VAl.TEI > for the best and fastest * * * selling Pictorial Books and Bibles. Prices reduced 53 per cent. NATIONAL PUB. Co , St. Louis , Mo. f TELEGRAPHY , or SHORT-HAND and xypE WRITING here. Situations tor- it nished. . Address Yaleirtine Bros. . Junesville. Wia. "W. N. U. , Omaha , 230 44. WHEN WHITING TO ADVERTISERS please I say you saw the advertisement in this pape ; . J MflUnilspteiUitlie BROAD CLAiMcimi VERY BEST OPERATING , QUICKEST SELLING AND Ever offered to the public. * * * * * f * * * * * * * * * / ? X . .LYOIAE. PINKHAM'8. . VEGETABLE COMPOUND . 13 A POSITIVE COKE FOR . All tlioflo painful Complaints * and Weaknesses no common * * * * to best * * * our * * * * * * i * FEMALE POPULATION , * * Trite 11 la IlqulJ , pill or lainc * Arm. n * jntrpoK it tolely for the Ultimate healing oj Sltecue anil the relief of pain , and that it does all it claims to do , thousands of ladle * can gladly testify. * It will euro entirely nil Ovarian troubles , Inilainmo tloa and Ulccration , Falling and Displacement * , iu consequent Spinal Weakness , and la particulars of life. * " * adapted to the change It removes FalntniTi. Flatulency , dustroymll craving for stimuliint.-t , and relieve * Weafcnu1 * of thu btoinacE It curi'3 lIoutln . Headaches , Ncrvoui Prostration , General Debility , Sleeplehsnes-i. Depression and Iiidi gostIon. That ft-eliii of bearing down , canting pain. . . icb. AXJfcb in Ul iteuldruggtit * . The BUYERS' GUIDE ia issued Sept. and March , each year : 224 pages , 8ill } inches , with over 3,30O illustrations a whole picture gallery. Gives wholesale prices direct to consumers on oil goods for personal or irgft. . family use. Tells how to > CTP" * sgi order , and gives exact 4glF | | a cost of ev- erythingyou $ SL JJSJ use , drink , eat , wear , or > * HSaB w2r have fun with. These g > r invaluable hooka contain information gleaned from the markets of the world. Wo will mail a copy Free to any address upon receipt of the postage 8 centa. Let us hear from you. \ Respectfully , MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. Bar It OltO W bo h Arcane , Chicago. 1J2. DR. HENDERSON , ' and 608 Wyandottt Street i Kansas City , Authorized to treat Chronic , Nervous nnd "Special Dlsesscs.6enilnal Weakness. ( nlgM lotsea ) , Sexual Debility ( to of sexual potcer ) , Nervous JJebllly , etc. Cures guaran teed or money refunded. Charges low. Thousands ot cases cured. Experienca Is Important. All medicines read ; for ) nse. No mercury or Injurious medj- 1 clnca used. No detention from busi ness. Patients at a distance treated by letter ana express , medlcinca sent everywhere free from Esze or breakage. State your casa and eend for terms. Consultation free and confidential , personally or by let ter. A BOOK for botn sexes Illustrated -sentfoaled { n plain envelope for Cc In stamps , bcu lay free J tutu > u- The Oldest Medicine in the World' C Is probably Dr. Isaac Thompson's FTPRRATPfl PYP - niiDlJlLailJlJ DID - This articl Is a carefully prepared physician's prescription , nnd has been in constant one for nearly a century , and notwithstanding the many other preparations that have been introduced into tha market , the sale of thia , article Is constantly In cross Ing. If the directions are followed it will never fail. We particularly Invite the attention Of physicians to Its merits. JOHN l * . THOMPSON" , SoNrf & Co. , Troy LIST OF AKT1ST MATbKIALS A t3 > 5" CHEAPEST Oil Tul Colors. oo c. < ! oz. ; Sadie * B % B Hrushes , E c. up ; Ilriv.les , 7t tip ; Plaques , 5 c up ; Palettes.jst. . ; Easels. 50 c. . ArUsts' Iloxcs. Ji.so ; Panel * , .up ; Oils.ra' c. ; Vanrnli. : v Gold cr Siher Paint. = ; e. ; Canvass. 750 yaid ; Pottery ami Novelties fur Deroratimr. l r uj > . Studies rented. loc. per ucclw , fj Ii ! Piush I-rnines. MouMin- , Paintings , En- jrra\ings. Ccr-1 lr.il N'ails , I'lANOSaiiJOU'.AN'S.fr'jiiiJjjup ; Vulins , S5 : GJ.tars , Js ; RIIIJOS $3.50 ; Uruin , Flutes , Hfes. Bjra B 3 "fit Z < ? " * Z'tlier Sheet Music. S off printed list ; iWS UT VX % * h > 7 MiibK Instructors f jrail Instruments. ; oc. A. HOSPE , Omaha. Send 2 ct. Stamp for Catalogue : S ajgaaSr ja isataja iBas ejaasfe g Visitors to the bore Gallery , London , will rempmber the creat painting , covering nearly an entire end of tbe nailery , entitled "Christ iiCa.Tiner the Praetorium. " This mas terpiece Bore's grandest work bas lately been engraved nnd printed for subscribers cinly.it the price of 3 per copy , or ? 4Q U. S. money. Custom duties and ocean express brintr the'cost to American purchasers to ? 60. A copy cannot be secured for less ezcept from the publishers of fJnUTP ( ftZTfAffi PTORl ? ? > Every futare subscriber to this paper , however , can se- & uj uliluliUU vrJUUuJur. cure a copy of tills , th most valuable work of art ever issued in the form of an engraving , by sending 42c. ! In addition to the subscription price , to prepay cost , express and properly packing , or postage , if sfnt by mail. The publishers of th * ChfcnKO Globe have contracted forthe entire American editlonoarorderbeinsforSX/jOO copies , we paying cost of American plate. THE LARSEST CIRCULATION Cancnly fee Secured fiy Dividing Prefifs xvUh subscribers , in the form of loner time four per cent. loans. Any subscriber Is privileged to apply fora loan , to be made out of advertising profits , ths amount borrowed being permitted to remain unpaid as long as borrower remains a sub scriber and keeps the interest paid. Subscription price , $2. On the basis of 2SO.OUO circulation . . . " " ! - - - - - - - - - - - - rwhlch will pr RECEIPTS : 52 Issues' $1H,0X ( ( ) ; editorial'work , oHc'rrepairs ! , etc. . ? 2jCitO : premium engravings , iFao'c Incidentals , ZIO.OOO total , J3S9.000 : leaving a net profit of il Kl.OOO. For this enormous profit from sale of advertising space. The Globr depends on Uh S50X/O subscriber ? , for advertisers pay for space In proportion to circulation. With butS > ,000 circulation the profits would be but a tenth of the amount. Therefore , as subscribers are doins : us a favor when they send us their names , we desire to return favor for favor. Any subscriber who desires to borrow from | lee to $300 at 4 percent. , the principal to stand if desired as long as borrower remains a subscriber , should io state when he orders the premium. In such ca&e The Subscription Price , $2.00 , need not bs son ? , as it can be deducted when loan is made And subscription begins. Your individual note Is all thespcurity aslr < T : provided yon trill send the names of several of your neighbors to whom we can refer , no ; aa 10 the amouni of property you are worth , but as to good character. Loans nude pro rata ; not le dan J109 ccr more than f 500. rir t yeir'i laterett at 4 per cent. , ami the snlicrfptioa price to be deiSac'M from s = nnt loinni. If the subscriber < 3cCT not apply for a loan , the scb cription prica raaitb nt In alT&nce. If a loan Is de.ire ! , no monncted be Knt for tubecrlption , th charjea for the Premium , 2c. , only b ing requiri-d. s the nb riptloa and dm year's Intftfrt ean be fleJnetrf from the loan. Every * nli criber mu t accept ai a condition of receirint the Premioa. that he Trill display it in a conspicuous place In his hou or oSc" . and inform the e who call heir and where he ecatd it. Po < itiTcy this mast be done. Every Premium sent oat carej additional lubvnr-crs , and no appllcition will be entered unles * thecharseion the Premium are sent. These charses , 42s. , have notcln ; to < Jo with the > ubKTiptloa price , and barely cover cost , delivery , an 1 property packicso Urg aa enrravin ? . and tbe d'llTery chari mii tb 6i W. Monroe St. , | 3a i-tal-cp ab crit > r to tae above cuael pspsr. j CaiCAGOILL2. | tStnid. ) THE BEST "WATERPEOOF COAT MADE. TVTIl keep you dry In any torra. The nrvr rOMJIEI , SLICKER ! > a jwrf : rii- Solcjeverywhere , lllojtntedCatalocnefree. , A. < ! .Towr.Boton,21ai. It is \vell-known fact that most of the | HorseaiidCattlePovrdersold in this coun- jtry Is worthless ; that Sheridan's Condi- j ticn Towder is absolutely pure and very J valuable. .Nothing : on Earth will intake liens Jay like Sheridan's _ j Condition Powder. Dose , one teaspoonfnl to each pint of food. It will also prevent and care MiCffF1 ( TiHOil ? ? & Ho ? Choice. &c. Sold everywhere , or sent by mail for O a yfVKi yn\JfSmS.f f j 25 cents In stamps. Also furnished in large cans , fo- breeders * use , price S1.00 ; by mail , $1.20. Circulars sent FKEE. I. S. JOHNSON & CO. , Boston , Mass.