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VOLUME II. ; "MeCOOK , RED WILLOW COUNTY , NEBRASKA
, THURSDAY MAY
* . ' / - , , 22 , 1884. NUMBER'si.
BUSINESS DIRECTORY ,
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE
McCook , Nebraska.
Q. 1. LJOTB , Eetfstcr. 0. F. BA3COCZ , Eeecivcr.
, r OFFICE Houiis : "From 0 A. M. to 12 M. , and
1 to 4 P. M. , mountain timo.
J. E. COOHRAN ,
ATTORNEY AT LAW ,
HeCOOE , BED WILLOW COUH3Y , NEB.
Practice in imy Courts of the state anil Kan
sas , and the government Land Oilico of this
District , and before the Land Department at
"Washington. Satisfaction frminmtcod , and
terms reasonable. Oflico 3st door smith of the
TJ. S. Land Oflice. 3-28.
JENNINGS & STARBUCK ,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW ,
McCooK , NEBRASKA.
\nil Rive special attention to Uic practlcu of U\v ,
and making collections.
jgg Onicc SecondblBcknortli of depot , 2 doors north
Green's drug store. 2-Ji'J.
JOHN A. LEE ,
MERCHANT TAILOR ,
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MCCOOK , : : NEBRASKA.
"t2T"Fit and "Workmanship guaranteed.
Alse agent f r the Wheeler & Wilson Sewing-
Machine. , -
PAQE T. ETxANCIS ,
COUNTY SURVEYOR ,
Red Willow County.
Keeps certified plats of all lands In the
Hitehcock land district. Special attention
given to all such business. Correspondence
solicited. 3-22.
* L. LEE JOHNSON , M. D. ,
PHYSICIAN & SURG-EON ,
Giaiute Ifcdlcal Eopirtnoat tfsivDrnity Woosisr.
OFFICE : Two doors east of the Tribune
Oflice , where he can bo found when not pro-
ffcsslonally enpaged. llesidencc , corner of
Jefferson and Madison streets
DR. Z. L. KAY ,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON ,
McCOOK , - - f NEBRASKA.
I will be found at S. L. Green's Drug Store
for the present. All orders lelt there will re
ceive prompt attention.
T. B. STUTZMAN , M. D. ,
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON ,
ilcCOOK , - XEBKASKA.
Office one door east of THE Tninuin : office ,
where all calls will receive prompt attention ,
day or night. *
DR. A. J. WILLEY ,
SURGEON B. & M. R. R.
[ OFFICE AT B. & M. PHARMACY , ]
McCOOK , - . . NEBRASKA.
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A. T. UATEWOOD ,
SURGEON DENTIST.
[ OFFICE AT McCOOK MOTEL. ]
5S Preservatien of the teeth a specialty.
JOHN F. COLLINS ,
CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER ,
McCOOK , - - NEBRASKA.
Jobbing trill receive prompt attention at my shop
on Dcnnison St. , opposite McCook House. Plans and'
specifications furnished If desired.
CONGDON & CLIF1\
BRICKLAYERS & PLASTERERS
McCOOK , - - NEBRASKA.
S AU joos promptly attended to.
0. L. NETTLETON ,
Superintendent Public Instruction
Teachers' Examinations at Indianola on the
third'Saturday of every month , commencing-
at 9 o'clock. A.-M. ' 25-tf.
W. M. SANDE11SON ,
HOUSE AND SIGN PAINTER ,
r NEBRASKA.
k guaranteed. Give me a call.
WILLIAM McINTYEE ,
CONTRACTOR AND- BUILDER
OF LONG EXPERIENCE.
All work warranted. All material furnished
If desired. Work done on short notice.
HINMAN & CO. ,
Painters Gramers , Paper Hangers
'McCOOK , 2-36. NEBRASKA.
{ 2 DcsIsns furnished for Celling Decorations ,
cither inpnper er Fresco Painting.
BARBER SHOP.
JACKSON TUBES
Has opened up a Barber Sbop on West Dcnnlson
Street , McCook , Xeb. , where licia able to do Sliarlnp ,
Hair Dressing , etc. , at all times. Ladles and child
ren's hair dressing a specialty. Call and become
acquainted. JACKSOX TUBI5S.
. , . A. C. TOWNE ,
REAL ESTATE AG-ENT.
McCOOK , XKBKASKX
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Has for sale Deeded Lands , Timber. Claims and
lloincstcads. Also , will locate parties on Govern-
incntXand. . - = " '
; Q. LaTOURETTE ,
HARDWARE
The Largest Stock and Lowest Prices
in Red IftTillow County.
CALL AN QBE CONVINCED.
Sign of BIG AX. Three Boors South P. 0.
McCOOK NEBRASKA.
L'TfT
-GENERAL DEALERS IX-
Agricultural implements and Barb Wire ,
HEADQUARTERS FOR
The Best Wagon in the Market
MANUFACTURING AND REPAIRING OF'
OF'i
Tin , Sheet-Iron & Copperware
By Practical and Experienced Workmen , Promptly ' .
and Neatly Executed.
Corner Store , Opposite Citizen's Bank , McCOOK , NEBRASKA.
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HAVE IN STOCK A LINE OF
FINE TOILET A
Combs , Brushes , Perfumery , Extracts , Etc.
WINES AND LIQUORS
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Will "be sold only in cases of sickness , and then only
on Physician's Prescription ,
Prescriptions Carefully Compounded , Day or Night.
Doctor's Choice , America's Finest Five Cent Cigar.
McCQOKNEBRASKA. .
THE CITIZEN'S BANK OF McCOOK
-DOES A GENERAL-
Collcctions made on all accessible points. Drafts drawn directly '
on the principal cities of Europe. Taxes paid for Non-Residents.
Money to loan on Panning Lands , Village and personal
property. Fire Insurance a specialty.
Tickets for Saleto and from , : Europe-
COE2S3PO.OTSHTC :
First National Bank. Lincoln , Neb.C ,
Chase National Bank , New-York ;
J.W. DOLAN , President. ;
i-V. PKAUKEIN , VicePrcsiocnt. >
' ' W.F.WALLACE , Cashier.
[ 01TOSITE HOTEL OX THE HILL. ]
Manufacturer and Dealer In
SADDLES ,
HARNESS ,
BRIDLES ,
COLLARS ,
BRUSHES ,
COMBS ,
WHIPS.
Stock Saddles , Cow-JBoy out
fits , and Spurs.
NEW MEAT MARKET.
Chas. H. BUi'JGAN.
DEALER
OF ALL KINDS. CUJIEII OF
Ham and Breakfast Bacon.
Pure Lard of ojr own rendering. Highest casli
price paid for Hides , Furs of all kiuds , and I'elts.
One door west of t > ie City 15.ikcry.
C. II. DUXGAK. Proprietor.
A. PROBST &BRO.
PIIOPHTETOES.
WE KEEP ON" HAND
BREAD , PIES & CAKES ,
GRAHAM BREAD.
Cakes Made on Order.
Lunch Hoom in connection , where
you can get hot coffee , etc.
LOCATOR
WILL LOCATE
Settlers on Government Lands , buy and
sell deeded claims , tovrn lots and
government claims.
ALL LAND BUSINESS
promptly and accurately done , and
information as to lands cor
rectly given on rcasona
ble terms.
Correspondence Solicited ,
Satisfaction Guaranteed.
THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST.
THE ENTESPBISE WIND HILL
Is what is known as nolid wheel" mil ! and dis
pense * with all sliding shafts anil pltinans , and all
segment year , which aie liable to become iuopcra
th c from MIOW or sleet. It has no superfluous Joints ,
weights and leers , tovcar and admit of lint motion
or make noise. Its multiplying Ball Goernor L > the
simplest , mobt direct and quickest In use. It I the
ino-t sensitive to varylns winds. It Is manufactured
by a company of Ion ; ; standing and experience In the
wind mill business , wlili large capital Inve-tcd In
spcdal machinery , extensive works , and an efficient
corps of skilled workmen. They are neat In appear
ance , noiseless In operation , antl an ornament to the.
grounds. Parties desiring estimates and eo ts on an
outfit , can obtain them by addressing us , tf\ing plan
of grounddepth of well , points of delivery , etc
\\'c manufacture Iron Pumps , J.reM CjHnilers , Tanks
nnd cvcryHiIus connected with f ami , city or railway
water supply.
8AH3WICH EUTSEPEISS C3. , Casi icl , HI.
31. IRWlK , gcnt , McCook , Xeb.
WASHINGTON LETTER.
Washington , D. C. , May 18,188-1.
I suppose 3Fr. Arthur might as
well bo off junketing- hobnobbing-
with his New York boon companions ,
as to be here where nobody , not even
Congress , has any use for him. While
the politicians have carefully shelved
him' , because they dared not trust
him , they seem to be vicing with
each other in giving him a character
for the satisfaction of future employes.
Yet Arthur himself has not given up
the ghost by a long shot. Though he
failed , with all hib tremendous pat
ronage and ward-working and wire-
working experience in New York ,
to get half the delegation in his own
State , he has the temerity , or I might
say impurdence , at least , to still con
sider himself in the field. The anti-
Blaine papers , such as the Now York
Times , the Post and Harper's Weekly ,
are pouring hot shot into the Blaine
camp , but they have about as much
effect as the water on a duck's back.
Blaine is running his canvas for all
it is worth , and he has run too many
of them not to know how. While
his sun-stroke business killed him in
1870 , and the Mulligan letters in 1880 ,
he believes that the effect of all that
was then charged up against him has
worn off , but once let him < jet the
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Chicago nomination and you will see
him shown up with as crooked a record
as has been exhibted to public view
since the days of Martin Van Buren ,
and with a still more vituperative
campaign.
The unveiling of the statue of Chief
Justice Marshall , last Saturday , was a
rather tame affair , although no more
so than the statue itself , which is
simply an addition to the already
large stock of cheap bronze and
hybrid marble'worke.l into all possi
ble styles of grotesquene&s that con
front us all over the city. Really one
cannot compass the motives that have
inspired the raising of these hideous
monstrosities at nearly every street
corner. With the possible exception
of Clark Mills' equestrian statue of
Gen. Jackson , I know of no single
work here that possesses the slightest
merit , for the figures are not only
poorly executed , but the faces have
no resemblance whatever to the
originals. And the cost of some of
these unartistic abortions is simply
fabulous , beause they were ordered
by Congress and the Government
foots the bills. The statue of McPherson -
son , which is as unlike him as the
sculptor could possibly make it , is set
down as having cost 628,000 , and
would be dear at any price. The
Jackson statue cost § 30,000 , and the
rest of them all the way from § 25,000
to § 40,000 each. The poor soldiers
and sailors put in their mites to that
monumental burlesque at the Capitol
entrance , called the Peace Monument.
This pile cost over § 200,000 , one
half of which was contributed by
Congress. Although commemorative
o rj
of peace , the sight of this marble
abomination makes a true American
want to go a-slugging after the sculp
tor. If there is anything in the statue
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line more positively ludicrous than
this , I do not know Avhat it is unless
it be Greenough's "Washington , " on
the east side of the Capitol , which
cost § 4t,000 , and is as awkward a
piece of business as ancient or modern
times has produced. It represents
George just out of the bathtub , with
one towel over his knees and another
over his rio-lit shoulder , while in his
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hand is a strange looking sort ct'an
instrument , of the knife pattern , with
which he is evidently about to pare
his toe-nails. He is seated in a chair ,
and this chair is the only single re
deeming feature about the entire
work. It is elaborate to the finest
carvings necessary to display the
lineaments of the animal faces upon
its arms. Providentially , the inscrip
tions upon this statue are in a lost
tongue , so that our future generations
mayj'be able to palm it off for Heddy
the Blacksmith or John L. Sullivan.
The etenuil fitness of things is spec-
f * *
ially manifest in the financial downfall
of those who persist in defylng Fatb
and living not only beyond ithoir.own
means but beyond the meafis'of'thoSo'
whoso charity lowacdvthon ? THIS been
so woefully misplaced. Wall 'street
has a cheery welcome for all'opera
tors so long as their dtjcais entitle
them to consideration , but no tyrant
is more relentless when the seed
time and harvest of speculation shall
have pushed the victim to the wall.
Here is a lesson : but wo have had
many a one before. This Grant family
went into business simultaneously
under the prestige of a nauu : alone ,
having no considerable amount of
capital of their own , but plenty of
that of other people whose confidence
in their integrity was simply bound
less. Their operations seem to have
been confined to fleecing the very
friends whose money had given them
a start , and among them was a St.
Louis widow who advanced § 10,000
which was returned to her with $40-
000 more , the proceeds.cf its invest
ment for nine months. Of course , the
bait took , and the marvelous manner
in which money could thus bemade
to quadruple itself , led the dear -lady
to put in that § 50,000 an-1 another
with it , which of course is now , of. the
earth , earthy. The Grants are laying
all this financial viciousness to Ward ,
who is no doubt-a grand rascal , but
while' he was Stealing ten millions
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from their neighbors , where wer.o the
Grants ? Doat
A CHICAGO dude- blushed and .ran
into a stairway when he saw a party of
young ladies coming down the street ,
lie had forgotten his cane and could
not meet them in such a nude state.
A NEW YOKK woman advertised for
a governess for her children "who
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will be ' likeminded with Christ and
take her meals in the kitchen. " There
is a ijopd deal of that kind of Christianity -
ity in New York.
THE world's fair to he held at New
Orleans this fall has had a boom from
congress in the appropriation of $1,000-
000 to help it out. . .It is "generally ex
pected that this exposition Avill exccll
everything of the kind ever held in this
country.
SKCIIKTS of the confessional : "Is
it a sin , " asks a fashionable lady of
her spiritual director , "for me to feel
pleasure when a gentleman says lam
handsome ? " "It is , my daughter , " he
replies gravely : "We should never
delight iu falsehood ! "
"You" are very late sending your
evening male out , " said the editor to
his daughter when he came home at 2
in the morning and met a timid ,
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shrinking young man between the
front door and the gate. "Not at all,5'
answered the thoughtful girl , "Charles
Henry is now a morning edition. " r
Middletown Transcript.
THE best way to relieve Gen. Gor
don is to inform the Kansas City
confidence gang that he is valued at
two and one-half million dollars.
They would slick him out from under
old El Mahdi at a rate of 'speed that
would discount the mule on which
Mahomet rode to paradise in the
twinkling of an eye.
A BOSTON" firm advertises a "Pivot
corset , " ' which is warranted" to
dislocate the ribs or interfere with.the
breathing apparatus. This corset
may not serve as a pivot on which to
turn a joke , but it strikes us that if it
doesn't squec/.e at le-ist as hard as a
young man's arm , it will not give
universal satisfaction. Norristowu
Herald.
"M.vv 1 take a kiss instead of my
"fee ? " asked a young physician , of : i
pretty patienty. "Is that in the pre
scription ? * ' she asked coyly. - "Yes , "
he replied , pucketing up his lips and
drawing closer.All right , " was the
reply ; "send U to. the druggist and
have it made up with the rest of the
medicine. " " Burlington Free Press ,
