4 " " ' " ' " - " VOLUME II. ; "MeCOOK , RED WILLOW COUNTY , NEBRASKA , THURSDAY MAY * . ' / - , , 22 , 1884. NUMBER'si. BUSINESS DIRECTORY , UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE McCook , Nebraska. Q. 1. LJOTB , Eetfstcr. 0. F. BA3COCZ , Eeecivcr. , r OFFICE Houiis : "From 0 A. M. to 12 M. , and 1 to 4 P. M. , mountain timo. J. E. COOHRAN , ATTORNEY AT LAW , HeCOOE , BED WILLOW COUH3Y , NEB. Practice in imy Courts of the state anil Kan sas , and the government Land Oilico of this District , and before the Land Department at "Washington. Satisfaction frminmtcod , and terms reasonable. Oflico 3st door smith of the TJ. S. Land Oflice. 3-28. JENNINGS & STARBUCK , ATTORNEYS AT LAW , McCooK , NEBRASKA. \nil Rive special attention to Uic practlcu of U\v , and making collections. jgg Onicc SecondblBcknortli of depot , 2 doors north Green's drug store. 2-Ji'J. JOHN A. LEE , MERCHANT TAILOR , * MCCOOK , : : NEBRASKA. "t2T"Fit and "Workmanship guaranteed. Alse agent f r the Wheeler & Wilson Sewing- Machine. , - PAQE T. ETxANCIS , COUNTY SURVEYOR , Red Willow County. Keeps certified plats of all lands In the Hitehcock land district. Special attention given to all such business. Correspondence solicited. 3-22. * L. LEE JOHNSON , M. D. , PHYSICIAN & SURG-EON , Giaiute Ifcdlcal Eopirtnoat tfsivDrnity Woosisr. OFFICE : Two doors east of the Tribune Oflice , where he can bo found when not pro- ffcsslonally enpaged. llesidencc , corner of Jefferson and Madison streets DR. Z. L. KAY , PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON , McCOOK , - - f NEBRASKA. I will be found at S. L. Green's Drug Store for the present. All orders lelt there will re ceive prompt attention. T. B. STUTZMAN , M. D. , PHYSICIAN & SURGEON , ilcCOOK , - XEBKASKA. Office one door east of THE Tninuin : office , where all calls will receive prompt attention , day or night. * DR. A. J. WILLEY , SURGEON B. & M. R. R. [ OFFICE AT B. & M. PHARMACY , ] McCOOK , - . . NEBRASKA. rn A. T. UATEWOOD , SURGEON DENTIST. [ OFFICE AT McCOOK MOTEL. ] 5S Preservatien of the teeth a specialty. JOHN F. COLLINS , CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER , McCOOK , - - NEBRASKA. Jobbing trill receive prompt attention at my shop on Dcnnison St. , opposite McCook House. Plans and' specifications furnished If desired. CONGDON & CLIF1\ BRICKLAYERS & PLASTERERS McCOOK , - - NEBRASKA. S AU joos promptly attended to. 0. L. NETTLETON , Superintendent Public Instruction Teachers' Examinations at Indianola on the third'Saturday of every month , commencing- at 9 o'clock. A.-M. ' 25-tf. W. M. SANDE11SON , HOUSE AND SIGN PAINTER , r NEBRASKA. k guaranteed. Give me a call. WILLIAM McINTYEE , CONTRACTOR AND- BUILDER OF LONG EXPERIENCE. All work warranted. All material furnished If desired. Work done on short notice. HINMAN & CO. , Painters Gramers , Paper Hangers 'McCOOK , 2-36. NEBRASKA. { 2 DcsIsns furnished for Celling Decorations , cither inpnper er Fresco Painting. BARBER SHOP. JACKSON TUBES Has opened up a Barber Sbop on West Dcnnlson Street , McCook , Xeb. , where licia able to do Sliarlnp , Hair Dressing , etc. , at all times. Ladles and child ren's hair dressing a specialty. Call and become acquainted. JACKSOX TUBI5S. . , . A. C. TOWNE , REAL ESTATE AG-ENT. McCOOK , XKBKASKX * > Has for sale Deeded Lands , Timber. Claims and lloincstcads. Also , will locate parties on Govern- incntXand. . - = " ' ; Q. LaTOURETTE , HARDWARE The Largest Stock and Lowest Prices in Red IftTillow County. CALL AN QBE CONVINCED. Sign of BIG AX. Three Boors South P. 0. McCOOK NEBRASKA. L'TfT -GENERAL DEALERS IX- Agricultural implements and Barb Wire , HEADQUARTERS FOR The Best Wagon in the Market MANUFACTURING AND REPAIRING OF' OF'i Tin , Sheet-Iron & Copperware By Practical and Experienced Workmen , Promptly ' . and Neatly Executed. Corner Store , Opposite Citizen's Bank , McCOOK , NEBRASKA. E2 HAVE IN STOCK A LINE OF FINE TOILET A Combs , Brushes , Perfumery , Extracts , Etc. WINES AND LIQUORS % Will "be sold only in cases of sickness , and then only on Physician's Prescription , Prescriptions Carefully Compounded , Day or Night. Doctor's Choice , America's Finest Five Cent Cigar. McCQOKNEBRASKA. . THE CITIZEN'S BANK OF McCOOK -DOES A GENERAL- Collcctions made on all accessible points. Drafts drawn directly ' on the principal cities of Europe. Taxes paid for Non-Residents. Money to loan on Panning Lands , Village and personal property. Fire Insurance a specialty. Tickets for Saleto and from , : Europe- COE2S3PO.OTSHTC : First National Bank. Lincoln , Neb.C , Chase National Bank , New-York ; J.W. DOLAN , President. ; i-V. PKAUKEIN , VicePrcsiocnt. > ' ' W.F.WALLACE , Cashier. [ 01TOSITE HOTEL OX THE HILL. ] Manufacturer and Dealer In SADDLES , HARNESS , BRIDLES , COLLARS , BRUSHES , COMBS , WHIPS. Stock Saddles , Cow-JBoy out fits , and Spurs. NEW MEAT MARKET. Chas. H. BUi'JGAN. DEALER OF ALL KINDS. CUJIEII OF Ham and Breakfast Bacon. Pure Lard of ojr own rendering. Highest casli price paid for Hides , Furs of all kiuds , and I'elts. One door west of t > ie City 15.ikcry. C. II. DUXGAK. Proprietor. A. PROBST &BRO. PIIOPHTETOES. WE KEEP ON" HAND BREAD , PIES & CAKES , GRAHAM BREAD. Cakes Made on Order. Lunch Hoom in connection , where you can get hot coffee , etc. LOCATOR WILL LOCATE Settlers on Government Lands , buy and sell deeded claims , tovrn lots and government claims. ALL LAND BUSINESS promptly and accurately done , and information as to lands cor rectly given on rcasona ble terms. Correspondence Solicited , Satisfaction Guaranteed. THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. THE ENTESPBISE WIND HILL Is what is known as nolid wheel" mil ! and dis pense * with all sliding shafts anil pltinans , and all segment year , which aie liable to become iuopcra th c from MIOW or sleet. It has no superfluous Joints , weights and leers , tovcar and admit of lint motion or make noise. Its multiplying Ball Goernor L > the simplest , mobt direct and quickest In use. It I the ino-t sensitive to varylns winds. It Is manufactured by a company of Ion ; ; standing and experience In the wind mill business , wlili large capital Inve-tcd In spcdal machinery , extensive works , and an efficient corps of skilled workmen. They are neat In appear ance , noiseless In operation , antl an ornament to the. grounds. Parties desiring estimates and eo ts on an outfit , can obtain them by addressing us , tf\ing plan of grounddepth of well , points of delivery , etc \\'c manufacture Iron Pumps , J.reM CjHnilers , Tanks nnd cvcryHiIus connected with f ami , city or railway water supply. 8AH3WICH EUTSEPEISS C3. , Casi icl , HI. 31. IRWlK , gcnt , McCook , Xeb. WASHINGTON LETTER. Washington , D. C. , May 18,188-1. I suppose 3Fr. Arthur might as well bo off junketing- hobnobbing- with his New York boon companions , as to be here where nobody , not even Congress , has any use for him. While the politicians have carefully shelved him' , because they dared not trust him , they seem to be vicing with each other in giving him a character for the satisfaction of future employes. Yet Arthur himself has not given up the ghost by a long shot. Though he failed , with all hib tremendous pat ronage and ward-working and wire- working experience in New York , to get half the delegation in his own State , he has the temerity , or I might say impurdence , at least , to still con sider himself in the field. The anti- Blaine papers , such as the Now York Times , the Post and Harper's Weekly , are pouring hot shot into the Blaine camp , but they have about as much effect as the water on a duck's back. Blaine is running his canvas for all it is worth , and he has run too many of them not to know how. While his sun-stroke business killed him in 1870 , and the Mulligan letters in 1880 , he believes that the effect of all that was then charged up against him has worn off , but once let him < jet the ' O Chicago nomination and you will see him shown up with as crooked a record as has been exhibted to public view since the days of Martin Van Buren , and with a still more vituperative campaign. The unveiling of the statue of Chief Justice Marshall , last Saturday , was a rather tame affair , although no more so than the statue itself , which is simply an addition to the already large stock of cheap bronze and hybrid marble'worke.l into all possi ble styles of grotesquene&s that con front us all over the city. Really one cannot compass the motives that have inspired the raising of these hideous monstrosities at nearly every street corner. With the possible exception of Clark Mills' equestrian statue of Gen. Jackson , I know of no single work here that possesses the slightest merit , for the figures are not only poorly executed , but the faces have no resemblance whatever to the originals. And the cost of some of these unartistic abortions is simply fabulous , beause they were ordered by Congress and the Government foots the bills. The statue of McPherson - son , which is as unlike him as the sculptor could possibly make it , is set down as having cost 628,000 , and would be dear at any price. The Jackson statue cost § 30,000 , and the rest of them all the way from § 25,000 to § 40,000 each. The poor soldiers and sailors put in their mites to that monumental burlesque at the Capitol entrance , called the Peace Monument. This pile cost over § 200,000 , one half of which was contributed by Congress. Although commemorative o rj of peace , the sight of this marble abomination makes a true American want to go a-slugging after the sculp tor. If there is anything in the statue / \3 line more positively ludicrous than this , I do not know Avhat it is unless it be Greenough's "Washington , " on the east side of the Capitol , which cost § 4t,000 , and is as awkward a piece of business as ancient or modern times has produced. It represents George just out of the bathtub , with one towel over his knees and another over his rio-lit shoulder , while in his O * hand is a strange looking sort ct'an instrument , of the knife pattern , with which he is evidently about to pare his toe-nails. He is seated in a chair , and this chair is the only single re deeming feature about the entire work. It is elaborate to the finest carvings necessary to display the lineaments of the animal faces upon its arms. Providentially , the inscrip tions upon this statue are in a lost tongue , so that our future generations mayj'be able to palm it off for Heddy the Blacksmith or John L. Sullivan. The etenuil fitness of things is spec- f * * ially manifest in the financial downfall of those who persist in defylng Fatb and living not only beyond ithoir.own means but beyond the meafis'of'thoSo' whoso charity lowacdvthon ? THIS been so woefully misplaced. Wall 'street has a cheery welcome for all'opera tors so long as their dtjcais entitle them to consideration , but no tyrant is more relentless when the seed time and harvest of speculation shall have pushed the victim to the wall. Here is a lesson : but wo have had many a one before. This Grant family went into business simultaneously under the prestige of a nauu : alone , having no considerable amount of capital of their own , but plenty of that of other people whose confidence in their integrity was simply bound less. Their operations seem to have been confined to fleecing the very friends whose money had given them a start , and among them was a St. Louis widow who advanced § 10,000 which was returned to her with $40- 000 more , the proceeds.cf its invest ment for nine months. Of course , the bait took , and the marvelous manner in which money could thus bemade to quadruple itself , led the dear -lady to put in that § 50,000 an-1 another with it , which of course is now , of. the earth , earthy. The Grants are laying all this financial viciousness to Ward , who is no doubt-a grand rascal , but while' he was Stealing ten millions o from their neighbors , where wer.o the Grants ? Doat A CHICAGO dude- blushed and .ran into a stairway when he saw a party of young ladies coming down the street , lie had forgotten his cane and could not meet them in such a nude state. A NEW YOKK woman advertised for a governess for her children "who O will be ' likeminded with Christ and take her meals in the kitchen. " There is a ijopd deal of that kind of Christianity - ity in New York. THE world's fair to he held at New Orleans this fall has had a boom from congress in the appropriation of $1,000- 000 to help it out. . .It is "generally ex pected that this exposition Avill exccll everything of the kind ever held in this country. SKCIIKTS of the confessional : "Is it a sin , " asks a fashionable lady of her spiritual director , "for me to feel pleasure when a gentleman says lam handsome ? " "It is , my daughter , " he replies gravely : "We should never delight iu falsehood ! " "You" are very late sending your evening male out , " said the editor to his daughter when he came home at 2 in the morning and met a timid , O shrinking young man between the front door and the gate. "Not at all,5' answered the thoughtful girl , "Charles Henry is now a morning edition. " r Middletown Transcript. THE best way to relieve Gen. Gor don is to inform the Kansas City confidence gang that he is valued at two and one-half million dollars. They would slick him out from under old El Mahdi at a rate of 'speed that would discount the mule on which Mahomet rode to paradise in the twinkling of an eye. A BOSTON" firm advertises a "Pivot corset , " ' which is warranted" to dislocate the ribs or interfere with.the breathing apparatus. This corset may not serve as a pivot on which to turn a joke , but it strikes us that if it doesn't squec/.e at le-ist as hard as a young man's arm , it will not give universal satisfaction. Norristowu Herald. "M.vv 1 take a kiss instead of my "fee ? " asked a young physician , of : i pretty patienty. "Is that in the pre scription ? * ' she asked coyly. - "Yes , " he replied , pucketing up his lips and drawing closer.All right , " was the reply ; "send U to. the druggist and have it made up with the rest of the medicine. " " Burlington Free Press ,