McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, April 10, 1884, Image 7

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    OLD TACTS AND FANCIES.
An Iowa farmer bos' killed 278 skunks
on his farm.
Montcray , Mexieo , uses beans for
money since the nickel has become de
funct.
At a wedding m Hannibal , Mo. , the
bridal march was played on a mouth
organ.
Manchester , N. H. , has askye terrier
, ' - 2that "pockets" the sixteen pool balls
in three minutes. He punches them
with his nose.
John Barry , of Bradford , Ct" , whifo
drunk , rolled off a lounge. Hb > neck
fell across the round of a chair and ho
choked to death.
A block of ice found on the bank of
the .Tuscarawas river , after the break
up , contained flvo unusually large'
water snakes frozen fast.
A man in Morelia , Mexico , recently
lost a lottery ticket while drunk. It
turned out to have been the number
which drew ihe $10,000 prize.
Over 200 wild ducks were trapped in
a warehouse near Chico , Gal. , recent
ly , one of the doors having' been left
open long enough for the ducks to go
inside for grain.
An apple tree in Mercer county , Ky. ,
has borne fruit for sixty seasons with-
puff ailing. Five feet from the ground
its trunk is ten feet and nine inches in
circumference.
The German admiralty now thinks
that it must * lter its coast defenses ,
inasmuch as Krupp's improved mon
I ster guns are found to penetrate easily
the strongest armor plate.
A shark of unusual dimensions has
been captured in the waters of Panama
bay. It measured thirty-three feet in
length. As it lies on the beach it is
visited by the entire population.
Twenty deaf mutes in Norwich , Ct. ,
are members of a Congregational
church , and they have formed a bible
class under the charge of a teacher
familiar with the method of conversa
tion.
tion.The
The New York board of health has
experimented on some adulterated
mustard sold in that market , and a dog
whose meat allowance was spiced with
the condiments died in three days.
Deacon Mayberry , of "Windham , Me. ,
recently sold a quantity of hay that
had been cut twenty-two years. He
has been holding it all this time for $22
a ton , and he finally got his price.
The Germs of Fever.
Dr. Foote's Health Monthly.
Although we shall doubtless see
many snowflakes to remind us of win
ter , the date of this paper carries us to
the second month in spring. In one
month more we shall have summer.
On several occasions we have spoken to
our readers through the Health Month
ly of the dangers arising from neglect
ed cess-pools. . These cess-pools are
especially dangerous in warm weather ,
as warmth is favorable to the germina
tion of unwholesome bacteria when
there are any impurities about to pro
mote its multiplication. We are again
reminded of the importance of this
matter by an article in the Nineteenth
Century by Dr. B. "W. Carpenter. He
speaks of a house wherein last year
four members of the family were at
tacked with typhoid fever , one nar
rowly escaping death. The house wa
well situated , standing by itself in a
most salubrious situation. The most
thorough examination disclosed no de
fect in its drainage or water supply ,
nor was there any typhoid fever in the
neighborhood , it was found , however ,
that an offensive odor emanated from
a partially uncovered cess-pool in an
adjoining garden connected with prem
ises which had been occupied for school
purposes. Circumstances were such as
to admit of no reasonable question but
that the germs of the fever had arisen
from this cess-pool. Dr. Carpenter
concludes that while the breeding
ground of ordinary malarious germs is
111 he earth alone , and the germs of
some other diseases may be in the wa
ter alone , that there is an intermediate
class producing cholera , typhoid fever ,
yellow fever and perhaps some other
forms of fever which may thrive in the
human body , or in the earth , or in
water having the necessary impurities
to invite their visitation and fructifica
tion.
tion.These
These disclosures made from time
to time by scientific men who are giv
ing much time to sanitary science nat
urally lead one to inquire how long
the privy vaults of farm houses ana
those sometimes in closely packed vil
lages may go without attention " and
at the same time without" filling the
neighborhood with the germs of dis
ease. "Where the soil is leachy and
there is a quick absorption of the im
purities of the excrementitious matter
there may , perhaps , be no danger
whatever arising from neglected privy
vaults. But where the soil is hard and
clay-like , or where it is rocky , or
where , as in some cases the vaults are
\ made water-tight by cement .of some
kind , it seems evident that there should
be a frequent clearing out of such
places or else the substitution of some
such invention as the earth closet. It
is a question in our mind w-hether the
earth closet is not the proper thing to
be used where it is impossible to have
connection with public sewers , as in
large cities. By the use of the earth
closet the discharges are at once cov
ered and at once intermingled with a
dry absorptive earth -which practically
disinfects at once. This earth can be
removed as often as necessary and
new dry earth substituted ! That
which is borne away is perhaps as
valuable for compost purposes as many
of those compounds which are furnished
for this purpose , shipped great dis
tances and carried by vehicles to the
garden or farm. Would it not , then ,
be well for those who are fully abreast
with sanitary progress to look into
this matter and see if some of the
many earth closets now made may
not furnish a way out of what seems
like a troublesome difficulty ?
If a cough disturbs your Bleep , one doso-of Plso's
Core will give joa a night's root.
Eighteen thousand knit mittens and
wristlets were made by students of the
Hampton Indian school last year.
NOTICE.
The Following Statement * are Published
for the Benefit at the Public-
Bead and Reflect.
"I consider that I owe my life tc
"Warner's Safe Cure.
F. B. RANDOLPH ,
203 Jewett Ave.
Jersey City , N. J.
" 1 have used eight bottles of t. ar-
"ner's Safe Cure , and honestly believe
"it saved my life.A.
A. F. CARLISLK , "
Editor Clarion.
Carlyle , Pa. , Feb. 2d.
"I was given up by my physician to
"die with dropsy , but Warner's Safe
"Cure restored me. "
D. E. MCCARTHY ,
Chronicle.
Virginia , Nev.
"Three bottles of Warner's Safe
"Cure cured mo of severe burning pain
"in the kidneys , especially at night.
J. M. MUNDELL.
Lodi , Cal.
"Five bottles of Warner's Safe Cure
"cured of of kid-
mo a ver severe case -
" . "
"ney complaint.
F. B. SEMPLE ,
Clerk American House.
Denver , Col.
"Warner's Safe Cure saved my wife's
"life when the best doctors and min-
"eral springs of the country did her no
"good. " J. B. WOODRUFF.
Winsted , Conn. '
"I had enlargement of the heart ,
"which was pronounced incurable , and
"I was often thought to be dying , but
"Warner's Safe Cure and Safe Pills re
stored me to health. "
LAFAYETTE WALLINGFORD.
East Rochester , N. H.
"Owing to the high temperature of
"the room in which I worked I con
tracted a terrible cold that produced
"serious kidney disorder. Warner's
"Safe' Cure restored me to health. "
JAMES BRUCE.
Exeter , N. H.
"Warner's Safe Cure has saved my
"boy's life. Doctors pronounced his
"the worst case of Bright's Disease
' ' they ever saw. " E. .B. BUCK ,
Editor Macoupin County Enquirer.
Carlinville , Ills. , March 1st/
"I was treated by Doctors Agnew
"and Webster , of New York , who pro-
"nounced me afflicted with Bright's
"disease. I was bloated exceedingly ,
"but Warner's Safe Cure , I verily be-
"lieve , saved my life. "
GEO. C. STEVENS.
SouthNorwalk , Conn.
"I had kidney disorders , indigestion ,
"rheumatism and lumbago for three
"years. I grew worse and felt as
"though a hundred pound weight was
"dragging down my liver and kidneys.
"Warner's Safe Cure fully restored
"me. " C. B. De NOYELLES ,
640 Broadway.
Albany , N. Y.
"Previous to a year ago I was severe
ly afflicted with kidney difficulty. My
"back ached urine ' '
, my was 'sudsy ,
"and 1 was in a bad way. I had tried
"Various remedies , but only with tem
porary relief , until I began the use of
"Warner's Safe Cure , three bottles of
"which , with the Safe Pills , effectually
"cured me , and I have not had an at-
"tack since. "
HENRY HOEHM ,
Captain of Police.
Cleveland , O.
"For years I have had excruciating
"pains in the small of my back ana
"was not able to raise from bed or be
"in a sitting posture. The doctors
"claimed that I was suffering from
"spinal disease , and I never expected
"to leave my bed again. Though hav-
"ingno hope of recovery , Warner's
"Safe Cure was recommended to me ,
"which I commenced taking , and eight
"bottles have made a permanent cure.
MRS. CHRISTJAHN ,
No. 28 Thirteenth street.
Chicago , Feb. 26th.
"About two years ago I resorted to
"the use of Warner's Safe Cure , tak-
"ing in all thirty-two bottles for kid-
"ney and urinary affections , and it has
"proved a complete success , and radi-
"cally cured the pain in my back. A
"lady of this county , a confirmed in-
"valid for three years past , with what
"the doctors here said was internal
"cancer , beyond all skill and hope , in
"tije doctors' opinion , has been raised
"almost from , the dead by the use of
"nine bottles of this excellent medi-
"cine. J. H. HUDSON.
Altoona , Pa. , Feb. 27th.
Ruining a Speculation.
Boston Globe.
The agent of a New York grocery
house happened into a small establish
ment in a village in New Hampshire
the other day , and , noticing that the
grocer had a thumping big stock of
codfish on hand , he asked : "How did
you come to invest so much in codfish ? "
"Well , I lander figgured for a corner ,
you see. " "How ? " "Why , I bought
up every pound of it in town , and the
roads are so bad , that no more can be
got in here for a month. " "And how
have you succeeded ? " "Busted all to
smash , " was the sorrowful reply.
"Just as I got the corner fixed , the
only three families in town , who eat
codfish went off to Florida to spend the
whiter ! "
Charles Bradlaugh , seen through the
French eyes of M. Phihppi Daryl , of
the Les Temps is "the genius of cavil
personified , with the muscle of a tiger ,
crouched down in the jungle of the
most tangled legislation in the world ;
perpetually occupied , not with extri
cating the spirit of the law , but with
trying to discover its weaknesses. "
It is estimated that the Massachu
setts law to provide free text books and
other supplies for public schools will
cost Boston $150,000 for the first year ,
and $100,000 for each succeeding year.
Tig Frequently Iteconimended.
Mr. H. C. Alooney. of Astoria , 111. ,
wrltcR us that Allen's Lung Balsam , which
he has sold for fifteen years , sells better
than auy other Coupb remedy , and gives
general satisfaction. 'Tie frequently recom
mended by the medical profession here.
More than one-half , and probably two-
thirds of the lawyers of Berlin are Heorews.
The simplest and bent regulator of the
Disordered Liver In the world are Carter's
Little Liver Pillu. They give promptrellef.
ID Sick Headache , Dizziness. Nausea , etc ;
prevent and cure Constipation andJPiles ;
remove Sallowtmss and Pimples from the
Complexion , and are mild and gentle in
their operation on the bowels. Cartel's
Little Liver Pills are small and as easy to
take a ? sugar. One pill a dose. Price 25
cents.
Siojj MI the Metropolitan Hotel when
tin Oinuha' . The best § 2,00 per day
house in the west. Tables as good as
any § 8.00 per day hnn o.
E } cry member of the Utah legislature is
a Mormon.
When you vialt or leave New York City ,
save Baggage , Expresfage and Carriage
Hire , and stopatGRAND UNION HOTEL ,
opposite Graud Central Depot. 600 elegant
rooms , fitted up at a cost of one million dollars
lars , reduced to $1 and upwards per day.
European plan. Elevator. Restaurant
supplied with the besc. Horse-cars , stages
and elevated railroads to all depots. Fami
lies can live better for less money at the
Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-
ilass hotel in the city.
When you come to Omaha , take the
Street Cars or 'Bus for the Metropolitan
Hotel. § 2.00 per day. Tables as- good
any $3.00 per day house.
When an "old seed" is planted deh
will have a harvest of "tares. "
Prevent malarial attacks by invigorating
the liver with Dr. Sanford's Liver Invigor-
'
ator.
Neal Dow , the Maine temperance advo
cate , was 80 years old last Thursday.
If afflicted with Sore Eyes , use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it.
2oc.
2oc.You
You cannot kill time by beating it.
The weak may be joked out of anything
but their weakness.
"BUCOTJ-PAIBA. " Quick , complete cure ,
all annoylcg Kidney and Urinary diseases. SI.
A society has been formed in Michigan
for the discouragement of lying and steal
ing.
ing.I
I have been very much benefitted by a 50
cent bottle of Ely's Cream Balm. When I
began using it my Catarrh was so bad I
had headache the whole time and dis
charged a large amount of filthy matter.
That has almost entirely disappeared and I
have not had headache since to amount
to anything. Please send me two more
bottles. JOHN H. SUMMERS , Stepney ,
Conn.
No Chinaman is allowed in the Cocur
d'Alene diggings.
READ THIS. The Army and Navy Lini
ment will positively take the soreness out of
Spavin , Ringoone , Splint or Curb , and
stops their growth. See advertisement.
It used to be fashionable for ladies to
wear ' -rats" in their hair : but nowadays
hey are evenafra id of mice.
JBOX'T HIE ITS THE HOTT8R. "Kougn
on Hats" clears out rats , inico , flies , roache : , bed
bugs. 15c.
A summer resort the ice cream factory.
Is the fellow with no nails in his boots
slip shod ?
The onlyjnatural hair renewer is Carbo-
line , prepared without distillation or recti
fication with acids or alkalies , containing
no minerals or other poisons , delightfully
perfumed and as clear and pure as spring
water.
Mme. Modjeska says she is forty years
old.
Sprains , bruises , stiff joints , burns ,
scalds , and rheumatism are relieved by
Uncle Sam's Nerve and Bone Liniment.
Sold by druggists.
Worms cause peevishness , fevers , con
vulsions and frequently death. A pleasant ,
safe and certain remedy Is Dr. JAQUE'S
GERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by all
druggists.
Headache , constipation , liver complaint ,
biliousness are cured by that mild , cleans
ing remedy which never produces pain ,
EILERT'S DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS.
Only 25 cts. Sold by Druggists.
An economical man will keep the leather
of his harness soft and pliable , which pre
serves it from cracking or ripping He al
ways uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL.
Sold by all Harness Makers.
One.third of all who die in active middle
life are carried of by consumption. The
moat frequent cause is a neglected cold ,
cough , hoarseness , bronchial trouble or
asthma , all of which may be permanently
cured by EILERT EXTRACT OP TAR
AND WILD CHERRY. Sold by Drug
gists. .
A farmer's wealth depends on the condi
tion of his stock. When scraggy and feeble
they are especially liable to distempers , fe
vers , colds , and all disease which destroy
animals. Thousands of dollars are saved
annually by that valuable old standby ,
UNCLE SAM'S CONDITION POWDER.
Restless , fretful , crying children are suf
fering and need for their relief Du. WINCH-
ELL'S TEETHING SYRUP , which is use
ful not only for all the disorders of teething
infants , but cures coughs , croups , sore
throat , colic and cramps of older children ,
and should always be kept in every house
for emergencies. Only 25 cts. Sold by all
druggists.
Jumbo is the suggestive name of a
town recently incorporated in Texas.
I have a posltUo remedy for the abuvo disease ; by Us
nsa thousands of coses cf tlie-worat Kind and of font ;
standing have boon cured. Indpcd.eostronpiamy r.iltb
la its eflicacy , that I will ecnd TWO BOTTLK3 FKEE , to-
AGENTS WANTED * ° sel1 Positively the FART-
notmo ' ' . ' _ . EST sicu.rvo BOOK m THE
MAKKET , TTE.TS UMVEKSAI. ED-
TTCATOK , " 1100 pagei , 470 illustra iona ; p.ICE
T.OW ; over COOOO sold. Exclusive terrttorv and
the moat liberal terms ever offered Addrees. KAN
SAS CiTT run. Co. , ICO West Math street , Kansas
City , Mo.
BrsiNE EDUCATION Young men who deairo to
secure a bus ness edncstlun , should Inform them
selves In regard to the advama- the Davemort
Business College offers lt students. Head for Hrcn-
lars. LiLLiHltiUGE . UDhCAJV , Davenport. Iowa ,
SILKS FOR CRAZY PATCHWOHK
packages Elegant var'etles Our 70-cent package of
beit Embroidery bilk , ass < irted colors , free with every
H.OO order. YALE SIi K W OBKB , New liavcn , Ct.
. . treatment. A
, A now
ffa M f * ET D positive cure. Dr. W. C.
W P * . I \J > fm WPayne. . Marshailtown.Ia.
A BLESSING
TV. S. JOHNSON , Corning , Iowa.
JPISCfS r\ErVlM ? FOR CAJAFftH
Easy to use. A certain cure. Not expensive. Three
months' treatment In one package. Good for Cold
In the Head , Headache , Dizziness , Hay Fever , ic.
Fifty cents. By all Druggists , or by mall.
E. T. HAZELTINE. Warren.
W N U OnmJm. - 201-15
WHES WRITINQ TO
pleaao say you saw the advertismei t in
this paper.
COMMERCIAL.
OMAHA.
WHKAT No. 2. : . cs
BARtKY So. 2 . f)0 (3 > 54 > a
RYE No. 8 . 41 & 43 *
CORN No. 2 .
OATS No. 2 . 31K
FLOUR Wheat Graham. . 2 75
CnbP FEED Per cwt . 90
SHORTS Per ton . 14 00
ORANGES Messinaperbx 3 50 © 400
LEMONS Messina , perbx 4 uo ( a 4 25
APPLKS Per barrel . 3 75 © 4 00
BUTTER Creamery . SO & 32
BUTTER Bestcountryroll 17U fa 20
BOGS Fresh . U < fH 15
CHICKENS Per doz , live. 4 ( X )
CHICKENS Drsd , per lb. . 12 & in
HAMS Per tb .
HAY In bulk , per ton. . . 6 00 © 700
LARD lleflnecl per lb. . . . 15
SHEEP . 850 to 4 GO
STEERS . 4 25 < 3 5 25
HOGS . G 00 © 630
CALVKS . 5 50 650
CHICAGO.
WHEAT Per bushel . S2S
CORN Per bushel , . 48K ©
OATS Per bushel . 31
PORK . 1C 50 © 16 55
LARD . 8 62K © 8 65
HOGS Pckg and shipp'g. C 40 © ( i 85
CATTLE Exports . 6 35 © 670
SHEEP Medium to good. . * 3 50 © 5 00
ST. LOUTS.
WHEAT Per bushel . 1 06 © 1 07
CORN Per bushel . 47 W © 48V
OATS Per bushel . 34& © 34X
CATTLE Exports . 6 20 © 660
SHEEP Medium . 4 25 © 5 25
HOGS Packets . 6 15 © 650
"Roneh on Conshi. " He. , 25a , Me. , at Drug
gists ( omplete cure Coughs , Hoarseness , Sore
Throat.
Ts a tailor a poulterer ? You know h
raises a goose every day. s
An Extended Popularity. BROWN'
BRONCHIAL TROCHES have been before the
public many years For relieving Coughs
and Throat troubles they are superior to
all other aiticles. Sold oniy in boxes.
Dr. McCosh , president of the Princeton
college , was born seventy-three years
ago.
ago.F
F r Dyxpepftlii , Indigestion , Depression of
Spirits and Genenl debility , in their various forms ;
also 03 a preventive against Fever and Ague , and
other Intermittent Fevers , the "Perro-Phoiijiho
ruted EUxtr of Callmiya , " made by C of well ,
Hazar.i & Co. , Hew York , n , d sold by all drusglsu , is
the best tonic ; and for patients recovering from
fevera or other sickness. It has no equal ,
Vanderbilt ays he's a living proof of
the saying , "Man wants but iittlo here be
low. "
"JEOUGH < W COKNS. " 15c. Ask for It
Complete cure , hard or toft corns , warts buclone.
Chicago is becoming renowned as a conventional -
ventional city.
CURES
Rheumatism , Neuralgia , Sciatica ,
Lumbago. Backache , Headache , Toothache ,
Soro'Z'hr < mt.f i elIiii8sSprnIn , BruI es ,
ISurni. .Scalds , Ifrofct Kite * ,
AMI .ll.L OTIItIt HODILY TAIAS AND ACHES.
SolJ by Ilrugguu ami Dealer ! everywhere. . Fifty Cents a bottle.
Direction ! la 11 Languages.
THE CHAKLES A. YOGELUU CO.
i to A. VOUELER & CO. ) DalUmorr , 31(1. , C. ii. A.
The kidneys act as
KOSTETTEftV puriflers of the blood
and when their func
If U . CEIEIBATEO * l
tlons are interfered
with through wenk-
nees , they need ton-
Irg. They be om
healthfully active
bythp u e of IJo-
tetter'a Stomach
Bitters , when fn'l ng
fhort of re lef from
other sources This
superb btimulating
tonic also prevents
nnd arrests fever
and ague , ronstlpa-
tlon.live'- complaint ,
dyspepsia , iheunin-
W tSTOMACH tism and other ail
ments Use it with
BITTERS regularity , Forsa'e
by all Druggists and
Dealers generally
When I say euro i do net mcnn merely to stop ttiem lor
a time and than Imvo them return ofcnln , I mean a radi
cal euro. I have made the tll tnso of FITS. EPILEPSY
or FALLING SICKNESS a Jlfc I < mj ; study. I warrant my
remedy to euro the ortt c ucs. Ilecauso others hive
foiled Is no reason for not now n'cch Ing n euro. Sena at ,
once for a treutlao nn ft Kro -Uottlc of ray infamblo
remedy. Give Exp'Psmid 1'ost Otllce. It costs
oothlne for a trial , und I will rnro you.
IxArnca llr II I ! linnV IfW Pn.lrl S * T.
RHTHIS REMEDY
rtvs : wis dlicovered br Id
pro sent proprietor ,
nd la the result of ex-
perlmenu , ba-od upon
many years experience
fife fbarmacliu. Jt la
different from other
p'epuatlonB need for
these troobles ; being
baim > aad agrrca-
ble : oflertnK in thwo
reepecu a marked con-
iraat to tne DAMOEB-
ut 8 AND HABUFCX ,
LIQUID * . BNUFTB AMD
OAUTIHIZDfO POW-
&fe nxuB. Apply by the
inger Into the noi-
, trtis. Send for circu-
U3A. iar.joconta nt Drujc-
IAY-FEVER
ELY BROTHERS , DrugK t . OWCRO , N. V.
A Specific for
ri'i..rr.sr ,
HJ'.ViAtf. tOTi-
5 i \s ,
VALI.1.VH MK'K.
N FS.ST.V1TL'S
DAXCr. ALCO-
HOLISM.
OPIUM EATING ,
HOROFTTLA ,
KIXG8 EVIL ,
UGLY BLOOD
DISEASES ,
DT8PEP8IA.
NERVOUSNESS ,
SICK HEADACHE
HERVE UIIEUMATI8M ,
NEJ1VOUS
WEAKNESS.
[ COHQUE1R0B | | | | | | ) BLOOD PEOSTRATION NERVOUS SOnEH , ,
BILIOUSNESS , COSTIVENESS , KIDNEY
TROUBLES and all IRREGULARITIES.
FEU DOTTLE AT MErGOSTB. J&
Their. S. A. RldmomlHod. Co. , Prop. , St. Joseph , Ma
Orregpondence-treelv mis rcrcd br Phyridana. (65 *
WOBOK'S COMPOUND OP
PURE COD LIVER )
OIL AND LIME. ATe
To One und AH. Are yon nuHerlns Front
a Couch , Cold. Arthnm , HronchltU , or any of the
various pulmonary troubles teat eo often end In
Consumption ? If so , use "vViLBOii'a I'oiiK Con-
LIVEII Oiii AM ) LIME , " a safe and sum remedy.
This la no quack preparation , but Is prescribed by
tno mcdii al mcu ty. Manuf'doniy by A. U. WIL-
lOU , Chemist , Koston. Hold by all drupgtsts.
30 DAYS' TRIAL !
III IDYES DR-t ]
( BEFOllE. ) ( AFTEK. )
/ - BKLP and other ELECTRIC
ELKr/lRO-VObTAlU
APPl IAKCES are * ent on SO Days' Trial TO MEN
ONLY , YONG OK OJUIJ. wbo ore suffering from
NERVOHEXHAUSTION. . LOST VITALITY , \VAVT-
I.NG WEAKNESSES , and all diseases of a KIXDKED
NATURE , resulting from WHATEVER HADSES.
Speedy relief and complete rcstoratl. n toIlicAl/ni ,
VIOOK and MANHOOD GUARANTEED , tiend at
once for Illustrated Pamphlet. Address
Voltaic Bell Co , , Marshall , M
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Ash or any soft wood made to last as long as cedar
by a slm.le process cotmj ; less than 2c a piece
tend $1 CO for receipt to W : ii. Stellwag , etwtnian.Mo
.
* * elllne Pictorial Bonks su. lltbleg. Pric ? * rwinrnd
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ENGINES , TUBETCHPRQSAW-MILIS ,
HorsePowera nilCOnCnO dowrHollers
( Suited to oil sections. ) WritoforFUCEIUus.PamphJet
nd Prices to The Aultman < Taylor Co. . Manifleld. Ohio.
Iadalgeac and EXOCM .
Whether over eating or drinking re
made harmless by uslnff HopBltterufreely ,
giving elegant appetite ana enjoyment oj
using them before and removing all doll-
ness , pains and distress afterwards. iMvteg
the head clear , nerves steady and all the
feelings buoyant , elastic and moro happy
than before. The pleasing effect * ! fc
Christian or sumptuo'is dlnncr contlnmuie
days afterwards.
Eminent I'ettlmony.
N. 7. Wltneis , Aug. 15,1660.
'I find that In addition to the pure spir
its contained In their composition , they
contain the extracts of hops and other well
known and highly approved medicinal
roots , leaves and tinctures in quantities
sufficient to rerrler the article what the
makers claim it to bo , to-wlt , a medicinal
preparation and not a beverage unfit an <
unsafe to bo used except as a medicine.
"From a careful analysis of their formu
la which was attested under oath I find
that in every wine glassfull of Hop Bitters ,
the active medicinal properties aside from
the distilled spirits are equal to a full dose
for an adult , which fact In my opinion ,
subjects it to an Internal revenue tax as a.
medicinal bitter. "
GREEKS. EAUM , U. S. Com. In. Rev-
Hardened Liver.
Five years ago I broke dowu with kidney
and liver complaint and rheumatism. Since
then I have been unable to be about at all.
My liver became hard like wood ; my limbs
were puffed up and filled with water. All
the best pyhsiclans agreed that nothing
could cure me. I resolved to try Hop Bit
ters ; I have used seven bottles ; the hard
ness has all gone from my liver , the swell
ing from my limbs , and it has worked a
miracle in my case ; otherwise I would have
been now in my grave ,
J. "W. MOREY , Buffalo , Oct. 1 , ' 81 *
Poverty and Suffering.
"I was dragged down with debt , poverty and Buf
fering for yean , canted by a sick family and large
bills for doctoring. I was completely discouraged ,
until one year ago , by the advice of my pastor. I
commenced using 11 op Ultters , and In one month
wo were ail well , and none of us have seen a Bide
day since , and 1 want to say to all poor men. yon can
keep your families well a year with IIop Bitten for
leas than one doctor's visit will cost , 1 know It. "
A WOUK1KOMAN.
SECURE HtALTHY AGTIOK
OF THE
By taking TVrislif * Indian Vcgretalfte
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sooure healthy ni > 1 VI O : % H > J action to the
LIvor.
E. FERRETT , Agent ,
372 Pearl. St. , Kcir York.
$25.00 REWARD I
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the Father ,
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NOTICES ROMTHE PRESS.-
Tnz GOLDEN Anooar Is handsomely printed on tinted
paper , and Is freighted with reading matter thut c n be
nfcly placed la the h niiH of our youth. Herald , Nor-
ristownPa.
It Is npnrkllnsr and pure , interesting and nlch-toned.
The best authors In America contribute to ita columns.
Journal , Lewistown , Me.
Parents and guardians who would place fascinating ,
as well as Instructive , reading before tfielr children ,
vroaU do well to inbacrlbo to lt.-C3iureA Union , N. Y.
Fun of life and -vhn , it commends Itself to these desiring -
ing to be entertained and Instructed. Tbo II lustrations
nru mprjb.Te commend It to the reading public.
Vanity Fair , San Francisco , CaL
It has taken a leading place amen ? the best papers of
Ita class. The publisher evidently understand * boys'
tastes. Times , Indianap-lig. Ind.
Tas GotDES ARSOKTlaabrleht , roortllac paperfor
boysand girls : neither nennotlonnl on the one lumi
aor dull en the othcr.-JVw. Philadelphia. Pa.
THE GotDEf ARGOST is ayouths * paper. and coatanu
rnoro Interesting reading matter than any other
simlar publication la the country. Telegraph , Ua-
buquc , Iowa.
Jt I a I5r t.cTniM paper , fallr ennaUlnc-the fauaft
Cbmznnfcn.and. being onca introduced into the home ,
will to sore to remain. Herald , Camden , Me.
TUB GOLDEX AEGOST is a * for removed front tie
vrorf Inanity of Banday.iehool ntemtnre a * It I *
From the demoralizing > en ntlonallim ofjho Jl3l >
ilmo drcafifal--V. Y.TTarld.
THE GOLDES AEGOST is not on1yb antfnl In nppent.
anec , but every way commendable In the character
ofltn content * . It Is one oftho few paper * f oryounjf
: eopl th.itjudletou fatherland mother * care to pul
D the hands o their children. Detroit Fret Prta i
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