OLD TACTS AND FANCIES. An Iowa farmer bos' killed 278 skunks on his farm. Montcray , Mexieo , uses beans for money since the nickel has become de funct. At a wedding m Hannibal , Mo. , the bridal march was played on a mouth organ. Manchester , N. H. , has askye terrier , ' - 2that "pockets" the sixteen pool balls in three minutes. He punches them with his nose. John Barry , of Bradford , Ct" , whifo drunk , rolled off a lounge. Hb > neck fell across the round of a chair and ho choked to death. A block of ice found on the bank of the .Tuscarawas river , after the break up , contained flvo unusually large' water snakes frozen fast. A man in Morelia , Mexico , recently lost a lottery ticket while drunk. It turned out to have been the number which drew ihe $10,000 prize. Over 200 wild ducks were trapped in a warehouse near Chico , Gal. , recent ly , one of the doors having' been left open long enough for the ducks to go inside for grain. An apple tree in Mercer county , Ky. , has borne fruit for sixty seasons with- puff ailing. Five feet from the ground its trunk is ten feet and nine inches in circumference. The German admiralty now thinks that it must * lter its coast defenses , inasmuch as Krupp's improved mon I ster guns are found to penetrate easily the strongest armor plate. A shark of unusual dimensions has been captured in the waters of Panama bay. It measured thirty-three feet in length. As it lies on the beach it is visited by the entire population. Twenty deaf mutes in Norwich , Ct. , are members of a Congregational church , and they have formed a bible class under the charge of a teacher familiar with the method of conversa tion. tion.The The New York board of health has experimented on some adulterated mustard sold in that market , and a dog whose meat allowance was spiced with the condiments died in three days. Deacon Mayberry , of "Windham , Me. , recently sold a quantity of hay that had been cut twenty-two years. He has been holding it all this time for $22 a ton , and he finally got his price. The Germs of Fever. Dr. Foote's Health Monthly. Although we shall doubtless see many snowflakes to remind us of win ter , the date of this paper carries us to the second month in spring. In one month more we shall have summer. On several occasions we have spoken to our readers through the Health Month ly of the dangers arising from neglect ed cess-pools. . These cess-pools are especially dangerous in warm weather , as warmth is favorable to the germina tion of unwholesome bacteria when there are any impurities about to pro mote its multiplication. We are again reminded of the importance of this matter by an article in the Nineteenth Century by Dr. B. "W. Carpenter. He speaks of a house wherein last year four members of the family were at tacked with typhoid fever , one nar rowly escaping death. The house wa well situated , standing by itself in a most salubrious situation. The most thorough examination disclosed no de fect in its drainage or water supply , nor was there any typhoid fever in the neighborhood , it was found , however , that an offensive odor emanated from a partially uncovered cess-pool in an adjoining garden connected with prem ises which had been occupied for school purposes. Circumstances were such as to admit of no reasonable question but that the germs of the fever had arisen from this cess-pool. Dr. Carpenter concludes that while the breeding ground of ordinary malarious germs is 111 he earth alone , and the germs of some other diseases may be in the wa ter alone , that there is an intermediate class producing cholera , typhoid fever , yellow fever and perhaps some other forms of fever which may thrive in the human body , or in the earth , or in water having the necessary impurities to invite their visitation and fructifica tion. tion.These These disclosures made from time to time by scientific men who are giv ing much time to sanitary science nat urally lead one to inquire how long the privy vaults of farm houses ana those sometimes in closely packed vil lages may go without attention " and at the same time without" filling the neighborhood with the germs of dis ease. "Where the soil is leachy and there is a quick absorption of the im purities of the excrementitious matter there may , perhaps , be no danger whatever arising from neglected privy vaults. But where the soil is hard and clay-like , or where it is rocky , or where , as in some cases the vaults are \ made water-tight by cement .of some kind , it seems evident that there should be a frequent clearing out of such places or else the substitution of some such invention as the earth closet. It is a question in our mind w-hether the earth closet is not the proper thing to be used where it is impossible to have connection with public sewers , as in large cities. By the use of the earth closet the discharges are at once cov ered and at once intermingled with a dry absorptive earth -which practically disinfects at once. This earth can be removed as often as necessary and new dry earth substituted ! That which is borne away is perhaps as valuable for compost purposes as many of those compounds which are furnished for this purpose , shipped great dis tances and carried by vehicles to the garden or farm. Would it not , then , be well for those who are fully abreast with sanitary progress to look into this matter and see if some of the many earth closets now made may not furnish a way out of what seems like a troublesome difficulty ? If a cough disturbs your Bleep , one doso-of Plso's Core will give joa a night's root. Eighteen thousand knit mittens and wristlets were made by students of the Hampton Indian school last year. NOTICE. The Following Statement * are Published for the Benefit at the Public- Bead and Reflect. "I consider that I owe my life tc "Warner's Safe Cure. F. B. RANDOLPH , 203 Jewett Ave. Jersey City , N. J. " 1 have used eight bottles of t. ar- "ner's Safe Cure , and honestly believe "it saved my life.A. A. F. CARLISLK , " Editor Clarion. Carlyle , Pa. , Feb. 2d. "I was given up by my physician to "die with dropsy , but Warner's Safe "Cure restored me. " D. E. MCCARTHY , Chronicle. Virginia , Nev. "Three bottles of Warner's Safe "Cure cured mo of severe burning pain "in the kidneys , especially at night. J. M. MUNDELL. Lodi , Cal. "Five bottles of Warner's Safe Cure "cured of of kid- mo a ver severe case - " . " "ney complaint. F. B. SEMPLE , Clerk American House. Denver , Col. "Warner's Safe Cure saved my wife's "life when the best doctors and min- "eral springs of the country did her no "good. " J. B. WOODRUFF. Winsted , Conn. ' "I had enlargement of the heart , "which was pronounced incurable , and "I was often thought to be dying , but "Warner's Safe Cure and Safe Pills re stored me to health. " LAFAYETTE WALLINGFORD. East Rochester , N. H. "Owing to the high temperature of "the room in which I worked I con tracted a terrible cold that produced "serious kidney disorder. Warner's "Safe' Cure restored me to health. " JAMES BRUCE. Exeter , N. H. "Warner's Safe Cure has saved my "boy's life. Doctors pronounced his "the worst case of Bright's Disease ' ' they ever saw. " E. .B. BUCK , Editor Macoupin County Enquirer. Carlinville , Ills. , March 1st/ "I was treated by Doctors Agnew "and Webster , of New York , who pro- "nounced me afflicted with Bright's "disease. I was bloated exceedingly , "but Warner's Safe Cure , I verily be- "lieve , saved my life. " GEO. C. STEVENS. SouthNorwalk , Conn. "I had kidney disorders , indigestion , "rheumatism and lumbago for three "years. I grew worse and felt as "though a hundred pound weight was "dragging down my liver and kidneys. "Warner's Safe Cure fully restored "me. " C. B. De NOYELLES , 640 Broadway. Albany , N. Y. "Previous to a year ago I was severe ly afflicted with kidney difficulty. My "back ached urine ' ' , my was 'sudsy , "and 1 was in a bad way. I had tried "Various remedies , but only with tem porary relief , until I began the use of "Warner's Safe Cure , three bottles of "which , with the Safe Pills , effectually "cured me , and I have not had an at- "tack since. " HENRY HOEHM , Captain of Police. Cleveland , O. "For years I have had excruciating "pains in the small of my back ana "was not able to raise from bed or be "in a sitting posture. The doctors "claimed that I was suffering from "spinal disease , and I never expected "to leave my bed again. Though hav- "ingno hope of recovery , Warner's "Safe Cure was recommended to me , "which I commenced taking , and eight "bottles have made a permanent cure. MRS. CHRISTJAHN , No. 28 Thirteenth street. Chicago , Feb. 26th. "About two years ago I resorted to "the use of Warner's Safe Cure , tak- "ing in all thirty-two bottles for kid- "ney and urinary affections , and it has "proved a complete success , and radi- "cally cured the pain in my back. A "lady of this county , a confirmed in- "valid for three years past , with what "the doctors here said was internal "cancer , beyond all skill and hope , in "tije doctors' opinion , has been raised "almost from , the dead by the use of "nine bottles of this excellent medi- "cine. J. H. HUDSON. Altoona , Pa. , Feb. 27th. Ruining a Speculation. Boston Globe. The agent of a New York grocery house happened into a small establish ment in a village in New Hampshire the other day , and , noticing that the grocer had a thumping big stock of codfish on hand , he asked : "How did you come to invest so much in codfish ? " "Well , I lander figgured for a corner , you see. " "How ? " "Why , I bought up every pound of it in town , and the roads are so bad , that no more can be got in here for a month. " "And how have you succeeded ? " "Busted all to smash , " was the sorrowful reply. "Just as I got the corner fixed , the only three families in town , who eat codfish went off to Florida to spend the whiter ! " Charles Bradlaugh , seen through the French eyes of M. Phihppi Daryl , of the Les Temps is "the genius of cavil personified , with the muscle of a tiger , crouched down in the jungle of the most tangled legislation in the world ; perpetually occupied , not with extri cating the spirit of the law , but with trying to discover its weaknesses. " It is estimated that the Massachu setts law to provide free text books and other supplies for public schools will cost Boston $150,000 for the first year , and $100,000 for each succeeding year. Tig Frequently Iteconimended. Mr. H. C. Alooney. of Astoria , 111. , wrltcR us that Allen's Lung Balsam , which he has sold for fifteen years , sells better than auy other Coupb remedy , and gives general satisfaction. 'Tie frequently recom mended by the medical profession here. More than one-half , and probably two- thirds of the lawyers of Berlin are Heorews. The simplest and bent regulator of the Disordered Liver In the world are Carter's Little Liver Pillu. They give promptrellef. ID Sick Headache , Dizziness. Nausea , etc ; prevent and cure Constipation andJPiles ; remove Sallowtmss and Pimples from the Complexion , and are mild and gentle in their operation on the bowels. Cartel's Little Liver Pills are small and as easy to take a ? sugar. One pill a dose. Price 25 cents. Siojj MI the Metropolitan Hotel when tin Oinuha' . The best § 2,00 per day house in the west. Tables as good as any § 8.00 per day hnn o. E } cry member of the Utah legislature is a Mormon. When you vialt or leave New York City , save Baggage , Expresfage and Carriage Hire , and stopatGRAND UNION HOTEL , opposite Graud Central Depot. 600 elegant rooms , fitted up at a cost of one million dollars lars , reduced to $1 and upwards per day. European plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied with the besc. Horse-cars , stages and elevated railroads to all depots. Fami lies can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first- ilass hotel in the city. When you come to Omaha , take the Street Cars or 'Bus for the Metropolitan Hotel. § 2.00 per day. Tables as- good any $3.00 per day house. When an "old seed" is planted deh will have a harvest of "tares. " Prevent malarial attacks by invigorating the liver with Dr. Sanford's Liver Invigor- ' ator. Neal Dow , the Maine temperance advo cate , was 80 years old last Thursday. If afflicted with Sore Eyes , use Dr. Isaac Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 2oc. 2oc.You You cannot kill time by beating it. The weak may be joked out of anything but their weakness. "BUCOTJ-PAIBA. " Quick , complete cure , all annoylcg Kidney and Urinary diseases. SI. A society has been formed in Michigan for the discouragement of lying and steal ing. ing.I I have been very much benefitted by a 50 cent bottle of Ely's Cream Balm. When I began using it my Catarrh was so bad I had headache the whole time and dis charged a large amount of filthy matter. That has almost entirely disappeared and I have not had headache since to amount to anything. Please send me two more bottles. JOHN H. SUMMERS , Stepney , Conn. No Chinaman is allowed in the Cocur d'Alene diggings. READ THIS. The Army and Navy Lini ment will positively take the soreness out of Spavin , Ringoone , Splint or Curb , and stops their growth. See advertisement. It used to be fashionable for ladies to wear ' -rats" in their hair : but nowadays hey are evenafra id of mice. JBOX'T HIE ITS THE HOTT8R. "Kougn on Hats" clears out rats , inico , flies , roache : , bed bugs. 15c. A summer resort the ice cream factory. Is the fellow with no nails in his boots slip shod ? The onlyjnatural hair renewer is Carbo- line , prepared without distillation or recti fication with acids or alkalies , containing no minerals or other poisons , delightfully perfumed and as clear and pure as spring water. Mme. Modjeska says she is forty years old. Sprains , bruises , stiff joints , burns , scalds , and rheumatism are relieved by Uncle Sam's Nerve and Bone Liniment. Sold by druggists. Worms cause peevishness , fevers , con vulsions and frequently death. A pleasant , safe and certain remedy Is Dr. JAQUE'S GERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggists. Headache , constipation , liver complaint , biliousness are cured by that mild , cleans ing remedy which never produces pain , EILERT'S DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS. Only 25 cts. Sold by Druggists. An economical man will keep the leather of his harness soft and pliable , which pre serves it from cracking or ripping He al ways uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL. Sold by all Harness Makers. One.third of all who die in active middle life are carried of by consumption. The moat frequent cause is a neglected cold , cough , hoarseness , bronchial trouble or asthma , all of which may be permanently cured by EILERT EXTRACT OP TAR AND WILD CHERRY. Sold by Drug gists. . A farmer's wealth depends on the condi tion of his stock. When scraggy and feeble they are especially liable to distempers , fe vers , colds , and all disease which destroy animals. Thousands of dollars are saved annually by that valuable old standby , UNCLE SAM'S CONDITION POWDER. Restless , fretful , crying children are suf fering and need for their relief Du. WINCH- ELL'S TEETHING SYRUP , which is use ful not only for all the disorders of teething infants , but cures coughs , croups , sore throat , colic and cramps of older children , and should always be kept in every house for emergencies. Only 25 cts. Sold by all druggists. Jumbo is the suggestive name of a town recently incorporated in Texas. I have a posltUo remedy for the abuvo disease ; by Us nsa thousands of coses cf tlie-worat Kind and of font ; standing have boon cured. Indpcd.eostronpiamy r.iltb la its eflicacy , that I will ecnd TWO BOTTLK3 FKEE , to- AGENTS WANTED * ° sel1 Positively the FART- notmo ' ' . ' _ . EST sicu.rvo BOOK m THE MAKKET , TTE.TS UMVEKSAI. ED- TTCATOK , " 1100 pagei , 470 illustra iona ; p.ICE T.OW ; over COOOO sold. Exclusive terrttorv and the moat liberal terms ever offered Addrees. KAN SAS CiTT run. Co. , ICO West Math street , Kansas City , Mo. BrsiNE EDUCATION Young men who deairo to secure a bus ness edncstlun , should Inform them selves In regard to the advama- the Davemort Business College offers lt students. Head for Hrcn- lars. LiLLiHltiUGE . UDhCAJV , Davenport. Iowa , SILKS FOR CRAZY PATCHWOHK packages Elegant var'etles Our 70-cent package of beit Embroidery bilk , ass < irted colors , free with every H.OO order. YALE SIi K W OBKB , New liavcn , Ct. . . treatment. A , A now ffa M f * ET D positive cure. Dr. W. C. W P * . I \J > fm WPayne. . Marshailtown.Ia. A BLESSING TV. S. JOHNSON , Corning , Iowa. JPISCfS r\ErVlM ? FOR CAJAFftH Easy to use. A certain cure. Not expensive. Three months' treatment In one package. Good for Cold In the Head , Headache , Dizziness , Hay Fever , ic. Fifty cents. By all Druggists , or by mall. E. T. HAZELTINE. Warren. W N U OnmJm. - 201-15 WHES WRITINQ TO pleaao say you saw the advertismei t in this paper. COMMERCIAL. OMAHA. WHKAT No. 2. : . cs BARtKY So. 2 . f)0 (3 > 54 > a RYE No. 8 . 41 & 43 * CORN No. 2 . OATS No. 2 . 31K FLOUR Wheat Graham. . 2 75 CnbP FEED Per cwt . 90 SHORTS Per ton . 14 00 ORANGES Messinaperbx 3 50 © 400 LEMONS Messina , perbx 4 uo ( a 4 25 APPLKS Per barrel . 3 75 © 4 00 BUTTER Creamery . SO & 32 BUTTER Bestcountryroll 17U fa 20 BOGS Fresh . U < fH 15 CHICKENS Per doz , live. 4 ( X ) CHICKENS Drsd , per lb. . 12 & in HAMS Per tb . HAY In bulk , per ton. . . 6 00 © 700 LARD lleflnecl per lb. . . . 15 SHEEP . 850 to 4 GO STEERS . 4 25 < 3 5 25 HOGS . G 00 © 630 CALVKS . 5 50 650 CHICAGO. WHEAT Per bushel . S2S CORN Per bushel , . 48K © OATS Per bushel . 31 PORK . 1C 50 © 16 55 LARD . 8 62K © 8 65 HOGS Pckg and shipp'g. C 40 © ( i 85 CATTLE Exports . 6 35 © 670 SHEEP Medium to good. . * 3 50 © 5 00 ST. LOUTS. WHEAT Per bushel . 1 06 © 1 07 CORN Per bushel . 47 W © 48V OATS Per bushel . 34& © 34X CATTLE Exports . 6 20 © 660 SHEEP Medium . 4 25 © 5 25 HOGS Packets . 6 15 © 650 "Roneh on Conshi. " He. , 25a , Me. , at Drug gists ( omplete cure Coughs , Hoarseness , Sore Throat. Ts a tailor a poulterer ? You know h raises a goose every day. s An Extended Popularity. BROWN' BRONCHIAL TROCHES have been before the public many years For relieving Coughs and Throat troubles they are superior to all other aiticles. Sold oniy in boxes. Dr. McCosh , president of the Princeton college , was born seventy-three years ago. ago.F F r Dyxpepftlii , Indigestion , Depression of Spirits and Genenl debility , in their various forms ; also 03 a preventive against Fever and Ague , and other Intermittent Fevers , the "Perro-Phoiijiho ruted EUxtr of Callmiya , " made by C of well , Hazar.i & Co. , Hew York , n , d sold by all drusglsu , is the best tonic ; and for patients recovering from fevera or other sickness. It has no equal , Vanderbilt ays he's a living proof of the saying , "Man wants but iittlo here be low. " "JEOUGH < W COKNS. " 15c. Ask for It Complete cure , hard or toft corns , warts buclone. Chicago is becoming renowned as a conventional - ventional city. CURES Rheumatism , Neuralgia , Sciatica , Lumbago. Backache , Headache , Toothache , Soro'Z'hr < mt.f i elIiii8sSprnIn , BruI es , ISurni. .Scalds , Ifrofct Kite * , AMI .ll.L OTIItIt HODILY TAIAS AND ACHES. SolJ by Ilrugguu ami Dealer ! everywhere. . Fifty Cents a bottle. Direction ! la 11 Languages. THE CHAKLES A. YOGELUU CO. i to A. VOUELER & CO. ) DalUmorr , 31(1. , C. ii. A. The kidneys act as KOSTETTEftV puriflers of the blood and when their func If U . CEIEIBATEO * l tlons are interfered with through wenk- nees , they need ton- Irg. They be om healthfully active bythp u e of IJo- tetter'a Stomach Bitters , when fn'l ng fhort of re lef from other sources This superb btimulating tonic also prevents nnd arrests fever and ague , ronstlpa- tlon.live'- complaint , dyspepsia , iheunin- W tSTOMACH tism and other ail ments Use it with BITTERS regularity , Forsa'e by all Druggists and Dealers generally When I say euro i do net mcnn merely to stop ttiem lor a time and than Imvo them return ofcnln , I mean a radi cal euro. I have made the tll tnso of FITS. EPILEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS a Jlfc I < mj ; study. I warrant my remedy to euro the ortt c ucs. Ilecauso others hive foiled Is no reason for not now n'cch Ing n euro. Sena at , once for a treutlao nn ft Kro -Uottlc of ray infamblo remedy. Give Exp'Psmid 1'ost Otllce. It costs oothlne for a trial , und I will rnro you. IxArnca llr II I ! linnV IfW Pn.lrl S * T. RHTHIS REMEDY rtvs : wis dlicovered br Id pro sent proprietor , nd la the result of ex- perlmenu , ba-od upon many years experience fife fbarmacliu. Jt la different from other p'epuatlonB need for these troobles ; being baim > aad agrrca- ble : oflertnK in thwo reepecu a marked con- iraat to tne DAMOEB- ut 8 AND HABUFCX , LIQUID * . BNUFTB AMD OAUTIHIZDfO POW- &fe nxuB. Apply by the inger Into the noi- , trtis. Send for circu- U3A. iar.joconta nt Drujc- IAY-FEVER ELY BROTHERS , DrugK t . OWCRO , N. V. A Specific for ri'i..rr.sr , HJ'.ViAtf. tOTi- 5 i \s , VALI.1.VH MK'K. N FS.ST.V1TL'S DAXCr. ALCO- HOLISM. OPIUM EATING , HOROFTTLA , KIXG8 EVIL , UGLY BLOOD DISEASES , DT8PEP8IA. NERVOUSNESS , SICK HEADACHE HERVE UIIEUMATI8M , NEJ1VOUS WEAKNESS. [ COHQUE1R0B | | | | | | ) BLOOD PEOSTRATION NERVOUS SOnEH , , BILIOUSNESS , COSTIVENESS , KIDNEY TROUBLES and all IRREGULARITIES. FEU DOTTLE AT MErGOSTB. J& Their. S. A. RldmomlHod. Co. , Prop. , St. Joseph , Ma Orregpondence-treelv mis rcrcd br Phyridana. (65 * WOBOK'S COMPOUND OP PURE COD LIVER ) OIL AND LIME. ATe To One und AH. Are yon nuHerlns Front a Couch , Cold. Arthnm , HronchltU , or any of the various pulmonary troubles teat eo often end In Consumption ? If so , use "vViLBOii'a I'oiiK Con- LIVEII Oiii AM ) LIME , " a safe and sum remedy. This la no quack preparation , but Is prescribed by tno mcdii al mcu ty. Manuf'doniy by A. U. WIL- lOU , Chemist , Koston. Hold by all drupgtsts. 30 DAYS' TRIAL ! III IDYES DR-t ] ( BEFOllE. ) ( AFTEK. ) / - BKLP and other ELECTRIC ELKr/lRO-VObTAlU APPl IAKCES are * ent on SO Days' Trial TO MEN ONLY , YONG OK OJUIJ. wbo ore suffering from NERVOHEXHAUSTION. . LOST VITALITY , \VAVT- I.NG WEAKNESSES , and all diseases of a KIXDKED NATURE , resulting from WHATEVER HADSES. Speedy relief and complete rcstoratl. n toIlicAl/ni , VIOOK and MANHOOD GUARANTEED , tiend at once for Illustrated Pamphlet. Address Voltaic Bell Co , , Marshall , M EVERLASTING FENCE POSTS Ash or any soft wood made to last as long as cedar by a slm.le process cotmj ; less than 2c a piece tend $1 CO for receipt to W : ii. Stellwag , etwtnian.Mo . * * elllne Pictorial Bonks su. lltbleg. Pric ? * rwinrnd ! K < t > ercont. VAMOXAG Po o 3t. "THE BEST * S CHEAPEST. " ENGINES , TUBETCHPRQSAW-MILIS , HorsePowera nilCOnCnO dowrHollers ( Suited to oil sections. ) WritoforFUCEIUus.PamphJet nd Prices to The Aultman < Taylor Co. . Manifleld. Ohio. Iadalgeac and EXOCM . Whether over eating or drinking re made harmless by uslnff HopBltterufreely , giving elegant appetite ana enjoyment oj using them before and removing all doll- ness , pains and distress afterwards. iMvteg the head clear , nerves steady and all the feelings buoyant , elastic and moro happy than before. The pleasing effect * ! fc Christian or sumptuo'is dlnncr contlnmuie days afterwards. Eminent I'ettlmony. N. 7. Wltneis , Aug. 15,1660. 'I find that In addition to the pure spir its contained In their composition , they contain the extracts of hops and other well known and highly approved medicinal roots , leaves and tinctures in quantities sufficient to rerrler the article what the makers claim it to bo , to-wlt , a medicinal preparation and not a beverage unfit an < unsafe to bo used except as a medicine. "From a careful analysis of their formu la which was attested under oath I find that in every wine glassfull of Hop Bitters , the active medicinal properties aside from the distilled spirits are equal to a full dose for an adult , which fact In my opinion , subjects it to an Internal revenue tax as a. medicinal bitter. " GREEKS. EAUM , U. S. Com. In. Rev- Hardened Liver. Five years ago I broke dowu with kidney and liver complaint and rheumatism. Since then I have been unable to be about at all. My liver became hard like wood ; my limbs were puffed up and filled with water. All the best pyhsiclans agreed that nothing could cure me. I resolved to try Hop Bit ters ; I have used seven bottles ; the hard ness has all gone from my liver , the swell ing from my limbs , and it has worked a miracle in my case ; otherwise I would have been now in my grave , J. "W. MOREY , Buffalo , Oct. 1 , ' 81 * Poverty and Suffering. "I was dragged down with debt , poverty and Buf fering for yean , canted by a sick family and large bills for doctoring. I was completely discouraged , until one year ago , by the advice of my pastor. I commenced using 11 op Ultters , and In one month wo were ail well , and none of us have seen a Bide day since , and 1 want to say to all poor men. yon can keep your families well a year with IIop Bitten for leas than one doctor's visit will cost , 1 know It. " A WOUK1KOMAN. SECURE HtALTHY AGTIOK OF THE By taking TVrislif * Indian Vcgretalfte IMIlb , vrhidi clean- . ; the Uowols. purify the Elood. and 1 > -arrvinK MfTull obstructions sooure healthy ni > 1 VI O : % H > J action to the LIvor. E. FERRETT , Agent , 372 Pearl. St. , Kcir York. $25.00 REWARD I We will pay the above reward for any coao of Rheumatism or Neuralgia we cannot cure. It will relieve any case of Diphtheria or i'rono Instantly. Army and Navy Liniment will relieve pain and sore ness and remove any unnatural growth of bone or muscle on man or beast. Price per bottle : -Largo , { 1 ; small. 50c. Will refund the money for any fail ure. Army and Bfavy Liniment Co. , \vabists Ave. , Chicago. Richardson & Co. , Wholesale Drugr Klats , Bt.lxrals.Mo. , Western agents. V /ANTED experienced Book and Bible Agents la 11 every County. Liberal Salaries Paid. Addrecs , stating experience , P. O. Box g. K3t. . Louis , Uo. Eleven Years Practical U e In tha Field. Popular became Simple and Eaay t Operate. It b the lead with the Dealers and the Farmers , who have rendered an unanimous verdict that it U the tut Chick Rcnvtr made. The wire doe * not cross the machine , tkta avoiding a GREAT WEAR AND STRAIN ON TOS WIRE , and friction on the pulleys , and malting a wire that does not cross the machine outwear icv- ral wires that do cross. CH-'MEERS. BERING , QUINLAH CO. , Exclusive Manufacturers , DECATUR. ILLS. CX.COS3 OK OUTBIDS Of X031. Onlv Single'Rins'ever inyeafi * e J that Closes on Outside Only Double Ring Invtntad. of the Nose. tonrfs Elliptical RINGS AMD HOLDER. Trip ! * Oreev * Ssz ltd The only ring- tint will effectually keep ho ; * Only Single Rine : tha : dotes on the outside ef tk from rooting. No sharp points in the note. No sharp point * in the flesh to keep it sort. CHAMBERS. BERING. QHIflUK CO. . Exclusive Manufacturers , DECATUR , ILLS. CKOUl' , ASTHMA. KKONCHITIS , J NeumlKia , Kheumatism. JOIiySON'i * VXOIJVXE LINDIENT I ! H BrfKBfl S E33 H EMS fllior y ' ' < ; " " 2' ' " ' Denial Use ) will In-i Gfl if M"m m mrm Br E A H U stantly rcheve these terrible diseases , and I will positively cure nine cases out of ten-l InformatKin that will s.ive manyln-es sent I i free bv mall. Don't deljv a moment Pre-l \ciitiouisbetterthancure. JOHNSON'S ANODYNI5 LINIMENT CUKES fnnuenza. Hoarse- ! Hacking Cough , Whoopms Coufih , Diarrhoja , Dysentery , Cholera Jioruas. Kidncv ' Troubles , and I Lame Hack. Sold everywhere. Circulars sent FREE. I. S. JQHNSOX & CO. . IVisloii.'aiass. I This Offer HOLOS GOOD UNTIL JUNE lOth ONLY. PRESENTS , GIVEN AWAY. EVERY SUBSCRIBER GETS A PRESENT. The proprietors of the well-known and popular weekly paper , THE GOLDEN' AB6O8T , being desirous of Introducing their paper into every homo where it is not now taken , have organized a stock company with an AUTIIOmZED CAPITAL OF * 200,000forthepurposeof pushing the Arzo yextensivelyimd have decided to give awayto all who subscribe before Juno 10th , 18M. 840,000 In presents. Read ourGremt Offer. We wfll enter your name on our subscription books and mall THE GOLDEN ARQOSY regularly for Thrco Months , ( thir'ecn nambrnO. and Immediately send a receipt , which wiU entitle the holder to one of PARTIAL LIST OF PRESENTS TO BE GIVEN AWAY : C CftchPrea-nto of 81,000 each $5,000 - _ yele * . 985 each $ 850 G Cash Presents at 3500 each 8,500 & Silver Tea Beta , $100 each COO 1O Gn hPrc enUof $200cach 8OOO G Seta Parlor Furniture , 100 each. COO XO Cash Presents of S100 each 1OOO 1O rieennt Boys'SulU , to order , $2O. . 200 1O Canh Presents of 850 each . - 50O 10 GlrTi' OuUIao Garmentu , 915 each. 15O & Klecant Upright 1'lanoB , 8800 each. 1100 GO Gold Pens nnd Holder * , $2 each. . . . 100 > Elegant Cabinet Or nn , $100 each. COO &OO ExtcnMon Uold Pencil * , $1 each. . . COO 25 Sewlne Mnclilne , 6150 cnch 75O COO Pair Mckel.Platcd6knteg.S2 each . 1OOO 2O Gcntft' Solid Gold YVntclics , $40 ea. . 800 GOO Largo Photograph Album * . 53 each. 1,000 SO Jjjdle * ' Solid Uold Watches. 885 ca. 750 COO Pair Roller Skate * , $2 each 1,000 SO Iteautlful Diamond IMncn , J3O GO. . . GOO GOO Two-Dollar Greenbacks 1.0OO SO OcnU * > olld Silver Welches , $15 en. COO GOO Onc-i'ollar Greenback * COO 25 Ladle * ' Chatelaine V/atche * , $10 ea. 250 GOO Ma-Ie Lantern * . 81 each GOO CO Itoj e * Pllver Wnteucs , S1O each 80O GOO Boyh * Pocket Knlvc * . each COO 100 Wiitcrbiiry Watchei , $ S.6O each. . . . 85O UO GcntV-olid Gold Chains ? 2O each. . 40O 20 Indle < * Gold Neck Chnlni , S15 each. 800 GOO Solid Gold Klncs , 42 each iloOO SO Solid Gold Bracelet * , g.5 each 800 1000 Autosrnpb. Albums , $1 each 1,000 Anfl OS,5SaoTIIE rsKFTJL AND VAT.TJARLE PRESENTS , EANGINO IN VAI.T7E FROM TWEJi ry-FiVE CENTS 'I O OSn nOI.LAU , making a grand total of 100.000 presents to be given to the first one hundred thousand subscribers received. Every ono ectn n Present. All of the above presents will bo awarded In t falr qiul ! mpartlcl mannpr.f ull particulars of which wilHM given hereafter. Among Five Dollars In any Furall } ; millions have been sold at Ono Djilar eaclu Bclngownefsnnd manufactmSera we can afford to give SO.OOO to our subscribers. , belieing that you will ba so well pleased that yon will always be patrons of the Anrosy ; besides all this you may get ono of tha most valuable presents offered In our list. THE A WARD OF PRESENTS will positively take place dune loth , 1884. the Father , INSTRUCTIVE AND f OPl/UAR , WtEKLTY published. It Hasi the best-co : TUthora in tha United , btates. including EUCU as HORATIO A1.GEIJ , Jr. , KD\VAK1 > H. J LLitt > . tlLlVEIl OPTIC , IIAURY CASTLEMON , FILAKK II. COVVER8EBev.EDWAKI > EVERETT HALE , and a host or others too numerous to mention. It is .Beautifully Illustrated , and ita reading nutter is ail original from the pens of noted authors. Its rcfrnlar subscription pzico is 50 cent * for Three Month iM.OOforSIx Jlonth't $1.75 for Twelve Months } without presentorpremium ; butlnorder to secure 100,000 subscriber ! * at once , wo make the FOLLOWING LIBERAL OFFERS i , MjT fc i J * K3 > fc ( f * ILfl " IV. I HI ! CS we will send yon THE M > tDTv3r J ? < * * * & JTtL.'nJ vtta ' < \ - * yr "J f _ iZ9 ARGOgy , weekly , or S months , and one receipt , good for ono prcxcnt FOR 81 .OO we vill scud THE GOLDEN ARGOST. weekly , tz months ana two receipts , good for two present * . FOR S1.75 wo will send THE A ItliOSY , weekly , for one ycur , and four receipts , good for four preicnt * . AUYUU.K yon wm Cut this Ad- AUYUU. bori , and ect nve to Eubscnbe lor tnrco months , and send us 93.50 , we will and a provncct to wla ono of tbo inont vnlnaole preienU. S A HIPLI R' f3liI.I > TTM J is a wcll-e.tablUhed weekly paper , aa . , E lJ WUJUl Iljri CAPITAL so that every subscriber may bo sure of tt&ir jntwhntwoproml * . Unto uno 10. ' ' ' "HOW TO'slEND MONEY 'Eend onall sums , from 50 cents to One or Two Dollars. by'Pottnt Note , Cash or StnmpsiargerFums fhonlci be sent by rceUt-cred mall or post oQco order. Addref all orders to THE ARGOSY PUBLISHING CO 81 WARREN STREET , NEW YORK. REMEMB Wen absolutely tree to our Subscribers. ' ai'gTTO ' NTi Mv'Y ' rfERE. "WORK AND WIN. " A NEW STOUT BY HORATIO ALGEB , Jr. Commences next week In the ARGOSY. It 1 * one of the very bet thU 1'opnior Author ever wrote. It 1 < fascinating , Instructive and helpful , and will Iniplre eournze , dignity , und noble resolutions. EVERY ONE SUOCLD READ IT. WHAT SUBSCRIBERS SAY. I cannot speak too highly of tha Anoos7 ; my boys think they could never do without It. UBS. JL . AXIXLL , West Ulchaeld , Ohio. THS Attoosr has been no good tUsycaxI mn t have It another ; enclosed is $ L75. L75.DAS. TV. IIusTEf CTOK , Boston. I have taken a number of papers , but I never Bed one Tllko n well as TUB AUGOSY. To sic before Uie flre these cold evenings and read it 1 * the bent enjoyment I know oC. "To- night ) 1 am reading my old papers over again. w. S. KSOWLXOX , Portland , lie. I should take tha ARGOST another year If I had to * ! up nights to earn the monry to pay for It ; enclose * 13 5L75. . ED. L.PEiBEEToaAnaoniaConn. I am so deeply Interested in the ABOOST I honld bo lo t without ltrca _ o extend my subscription another year. WrssiB S. MOOET , Andubon , la. I have been a reader of the AEGOST the last year , aw cannot now do without It , let 1 1 coct what It wilt D. E. BaomwELL , Walcefleld , Kan. THE AttoosT I * th very bent paper of tha kind pub lished. I would not do without It for twice $1.75. .Joiccsox , Falnesville , O. I prlzo tno AT.GOSr above nil yonth'n paper * . Its hish moral tone and instructive reading is sure to lea u lasting Impreulon with 1U render * . _ . Mns. IDA AUSTIN , Fort Halleck , "Wy. I have read the Golden Days , Fctii&'s Companion. an ( Wide-Aieake , t or boysand Rirls , but give me t he AHOOST I Would iiotclveltfor oar other pnprr I ercr i n _ A. B. WITT-H , Brooklyn , 11L NOTICES ROMTHE PRESS.- Tnz GOLDEN Anooar Is handsomely printed on tinted paper , and Is freighted with reading matter thut c n be nfcly placed la the h niiH of our youth. Herald , Nor- ristownPa. It Is npnrkllnsr and pure , interesting and nlch-toned. The best authors In America contribute to ita columns. Journal , Lewistown , Me. Parents and guardians who would place fascinating , as well as Instructive , reading before tfielr children , vroaU do well to inbacrlbo to lt.-C3iureA Union , N. Y. Fun of life and -vhn , it commends Itself to these desiring - ing to be entertained and Instructed. Tbo II lustrations nru mprjb.Te commend It to the reading public. Vanity Fair , San Francisco , CaL It has taken a leading place amen ? the best papers of Ita class. The publisher evidently understand * boys' tastes. Times , Indianap-lig. Ind. Tas GotDES ARSOKTlaabrleht , roortllac paperfor boysand girls : neither nennotlonnl on the one lumi aor dull en the othcr.-JVw. Philadelphia. Pa. THE GotDEf ARGOST is ayouths * paper. and coatanu rnoro Interesting reading matter than any other simlar publication la the country. Telegraph , Ua- buquc , Iowa. Jt I a I5r t.cTniM paper , fallr ennaUlnc-the fauaft Cbmznnfcn.and. being onca introduced into the home , will to sore to remain. Herald , Camden , Me. TUB GOLDEX AEGOST is a * for removed front tie vrorf Inanity of Banday.iehool ntemtnre a * It I * From the demoralizing > en ntlonallim ofjho Jl3l > ilmo drcafifal--V. Y.TTarld. THE GOLDES AEGOST is not on1yb antfnl In nppent. anec , but every way commendable In the character ofltn content * . It Is one oftho few paper * f oryounjf : eopl th.itjudletou fatherland mother * care to pul D the hands o their children. Detroit Fret Prta i i