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About Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 27, 1908)
Companionship Barred. "Rastus , " said the man who glvra advice , "If you want to prosper In this world you must go to bed with the chickens. " "YnsHlr , " answered Mr. Plnkloy , "I's wlllln' to go to bed wlf 'em. Hut do folks dat owns chickens aln * suf ficiently trustful. " ' With a smooth Iron and Defiance Starch , you can launder your shirt waist just as well at homo as the steam laundry can ; It will have the proper stiffness and finish , there will bo less wear and tear of the goods , and it will be a posltivo pleasure to use a Starch that does not stick to the Iron. Habit has more force in forming our characters than opinions have. U. Hall. Smokers appreciate the quality value ol Lewis' Single Hinder cityir. Your dealer or Lewis' Factory , Pcoria , 111. Goodness thinks no ill where no 111 eecms. Milton. is Pe-ru-na Usefyf x1 Should a list of the ingredients of Po- runa bo submitted to any medical ex * pert , of whatever school or nationality , bo would bo obliged to admit without reserve that the medicinal herbs com posing Peruna are of two kinds. First , standard and woll-trlcd catarrh reme dies. Second , well-known , and . oner- ally acknowledged toniv remedies. That in ono or the other 01' thosenses they have stood the test of many years' experience by physicians of different schools. Thcro can bo no dispute about this , whatever. Poruna is composed of some of the most efficacious and uni versally 116011 herbal remedies for catarrhal - tarrhal diseases , and foreuch conditions of the human system as require a tonic. Kach ono of the principal Ingredients of Peruna lias a reputation of its own in the euro of some phase of catarrh eras as a tonio modlcluo. The fact is , chronic catarrh Is a dis ease which is very prevalent. Many thousand people know they have chronic catarrh. They have visltod doc tors over and over again , and boon told that their case is ono of chronic catarrh. It may bo of the uoso , throat , lungs , stomach or some other Internal organ. There is no doubt as to the nature of the disease. The only trouble is the remedy. This doctor has tried to euro them. That doctor has tried to pro scribe for them. No other household remedy so uni versally advertised carries upon the label the principal active constituents , showing that Poruua invites the lull inspection of the critics. Unlike trie ordinary dried beef that sold in bulk Libby's Peerless Dried Bed comes in a sealed glass jar In which it is packed the moment it is sliced into those delicious thin wafers. None of the rich natural flavor or goodness escapes or dries out. It reaches you fresh and with all the nutri ment retained. Libby's Peerless Dried Beef is only one of a Great number of high-grade , ready to serve , pure food products that are prepared in Libby's Great While Kitchen. Just try a package of any of these , such as Ox Tongue , Vienna Sausage , Pickles , Olives , etc. , and see how delightfully dif ferent they are from others you have eaten. LibbyMcNcilI& Libby , Chicago Positively cured by these Ltttlo Pills. They also relieve DIs- tresafrom DyspepsiaIn- < llB"Htlou anil TIM ) Hearty Kntliiff. A perfect rem edy for DIzzlnt'Hs , Nuu- neu , DrowKliii'SH , 11 nil Taut c In the Moulli , Cu.it- od Tonffiio , Pain In the Blile , TOltPID LIVEH. They rcgnlato the Howels. 1'utcly Vegetable. SMALL PIIL , SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear Fac-Simile Signature REFUSE SUBSTITUTES , fil s I WSLLARD W. GARRISON Jungle Association Decides on Protective Auxiliary for Only Living Ex-President's Visit. , meeting will please I r c o m o to o r d o r , " II roared King Leo , rap I ping for order upon " Vice-President Jumbo's hard cranium. "This executive committee has Rummoned the members of the Host African Jungle association , post haste , to assemble here for the pur pose of organizing the Theodore Supreme Strcnuosity Test in Search for Wild Bongo as Well as Elephant , Rhino , Hippo , Lion , Tiger , etc. Erring Aim Means Gravest Peril When Beasts Are Corraled Cost of Expedition About $15,000Over 100 Men Needed for Expedition. KoosovHt must lire. If his aim for any reason falls , It'a time to rllmb trees. For experts point out that jiuit at that moment when the bul let falls of tta mbislou , the tmvngo male will charge. Hunting thu rhinoceros taken u kit moio science ( ban that which in needed for the lion In African jun gles. The rhino \ moro HUVURO whuu wounded and n cunning au l&FTvcKyJHOT AWT- , * > jw r f" / / K * x THKOUGH THB1UD IN .SEARCH Of WATE.K * - ? - MrMfer- Iloosovolt Protective auxiliary , " continued the chairman. The giraffe was on his feet In an instant , demanding iec- ognltlon with both hind feet and his neck. "What ? Protect Roosevelt ? You go " "Sit down ! " again roaied King Leo. 'The gentleman from the tall pines will please not get FO llorid. " Then turning his back upon the giraffe , ho continued : "Tho the elovorpst of boasts. The object of the auxiliary will be to afford ns ones wo hoe with ciirusen look much security for the membeis of this as if they couldn't run fast or society as may be obtained by cautionary far. Perhaps they can't , but the measures within our commonwealth The - lV < * > PSfHI # < /&M& / | -ftfjsfr"vvWi ono who Is disturbed In bin lair motion having been made , I find that the ' lw | WIfl | in declared to bo the fastest thing majority me in favor , therefore I declare ' afloat. The shot which Is meant 4llfeAMw l / ' it adopted. Following are the officers of ' / r to kill the big brute must bo the auxiliary Leo , chairman ; Bongo , sec ivllliltlpfp1' placed Just behind the ehouldor. retary ; and Stripes , chairman of the committee V ' * , " * ' < x'S ; > - / ? > 4 . Tor there the oklu is exceptional mittee on predatory privilege. The chair ly Boft and the bullet will plerco man of the auxiliary will report i evolu bis heait. Huntsmen Hay the tions March \ , 1909. Until that time wo bufest piecautlon against disaster stand adjourned. " la to hit ihlno there first. The Dr. Monk , who had been kidding Ser- Hiimo precaution holds true in geant-at-Arms unmo , oiiicmi nounccr , be cause the latter had just begun to see a Joke which the former told at a previous meeting , had darted into the sheltering branches of a cocoanut - nut palm but was compelled to return upon feel ing the giraffe chewing at his tail. The latter hav ing mistaken Mr. Monk's tail for a cocoanut leaf , cleverly changed the subject by introducing the Roosevelt question again. "Say , old man , I don't know whether this aux- illary is just the best thing with election coming on. Supposing the jungle guards should .bo called out during the primaries. Where would we got off at ? You see that auxiliary list of officials Is with the opposition and It'll bo just like them to 1 call out our voting strength to trail the ex-presl- I dent. I know how it Is in my precinct , nnd I guess you know where the Congo river bunch stand. i Well , BO long. Doc. Don't throw any mushy cocoanuts - nuts at Theodore If ho sees you first. " The habitues of the jungle disbanded and went their ways , the party In power determined that the ' only living ex-president , when he became such , should not get the upper hand when he made his visit to Afilca In search ot game and the opposing ' minority determined to keep one eye on Roosevelt and the other on King Leo's bunch. Hear shooting In the canebrakes of Louisiana or . trailing I3ruln In the Rockies Is tame sport along side of that which Theodore Roosevelt will find in East Africa when he goes there alter his term of offlco expires. It will bo necessary to take over 100 men on the hunting expedition , if ho goes after all the big game to bo found , and , judging from what the cartoonists say about him , It will bo his | purpose to deplete the fastnesses of the dark con- i Unont to the greatest possible extent. How will ho show up against the lion , ele phant , bongo , hippo , rhino , ze bra , tigers and smaller animals ? From indications , the Democrats declare , there will bo no Jungles when Theodore leaves. Five thousand pounds of ammunition will be needed , six months' food Is an ( absolute neces sity and an expert declares that the cost from the time he steps onto the continent until ho leaven will aggregate about $15,000. That Is a largo amount of money t'o put Into six months' hunting , but British and Gorman sportsmen bay it is worth the price. The real heart of the hunting regions of Afri ca Is In Rhodesia. There are cannibals thorp , also hostile tribes , but Uoosoveltlan diplomacy may become a splendid asset , and backed up by bin lighting experience gained on San Juan hill and lu sparring bouts with the senate , there should bo no serious danger. Ono of the ieaturcs of the expedition will bo shooting lions by night. This has been authori tatively announced by the magazine which Is to pay Mr. Roosevelt ? 2 a word for his stories of the hunt. In stalking lions by night the president must use an automobile headlight , which African ar- chivea say King Leo hates. Ho dislikes it so much that each season several dozen natives are killed and carried iiwayhllo carrying jungle torches. The lair of the lion must bo halted with a live donkey. Ono of the hired help holds the light and the president holds the gun , always In readiness to end Leo's career on sight. When the king of beasts is sighted , the native swings the spotlight full upon him and In the single instant that the lion Is dazed by the glare , Mr. the case of the elephant and hip po. Both are tough-skinned anl inals and terribly ferocious when cornered. His prey having been killed , the- aides with the president will set to work to skin the beasts. But the mont sought animal Is the bongo , af ter which every African hunter Is keen. It's the rarest animal on the dark continent. AccordIng - Ing to ono weaJtby European , the market prlco for a slnglp specimen Is ? 0,000. The bongo Is wilder and moro timid than the American deer The great continent of Africa for centuries has hold civilized peoples In n hypnotic state. It simply teems with mysteries and to got ut the bottom of these , thousands of lives have boon snuffed out by wild beasts , natural formations of the country and the novelists as % 'II. Sta tistics , gatheicd between the years of 1801 and 187(5 ( , have it that over one-thlid of the works of llctlon of thoHo generations were based on the darkebt continent. Arabs , Portuguese , Dutch , French , Teutons and Britons have held sway In that older in the most populated parts of Africa. French , Dutch , Germans and English nro Htlll piovalent there and evidences of the subjects of Portugal and the wandering Arabs are still to bo found i the style of building , customs and costumes. The classics of Livingstone , Spoke and Stan ley tell us what It was once like and now wo are to have a present-day rehearsal by Roosevelt velt himself. Africa confronts the traveler with the grandest , most mysterious , moat dllllcult touring proposition that Is to bo found tbo world over. Truth < and Quality nppcal to the Well-Informed In .every walk of life and nrc csscntinl to permanent success and creditable standing. Accor- ingly , it is not claimed that Syrup of Figi and Elixir of Senna is the only remedy of known value , but ono of ninny reasons why it ia the best of personal and family laxatives ia the fact that it cleanses , sweetens and relieves the internal organs on which it nets without nny debilitating nf tcr effects and without having to increase tlio quantity from time to time. It acts pleasantly and naturally and truly as a laxative , and ita component parts are known to and approved by physiciatn , aa it ia frco from all objectionable - able subttancca. To get ita beneficial clTcct.i always purchase the genuine manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. , only , and for sale by all leading drug gists. WHY HE WAS ANXIOU3. Albert's Particular Reason for Inquiry That Worried Nurse. Albert was a solemn-eyed , spiritual- looking child. "Nurse , " ho Bald ono day , leaving his blocks and laying his hand gently on her knee , "nurno , Is this God'n day ? " "No , dear , " said his nurse , "this IB not Sunday. It Is Thursday. " "I'm so norry , " ho uald , Badly , and wont back to his blocks. The next day and the next , in his aorlotis manner he asked the siuno question , nnd the nurse tearfully said to the cook , "That child Is too good for this world. " On Sunday the question was repeat ed , and the nurse with a cob in her voice , said , "Yes , Lamble. This Is God's day. " "Then where is the funny paper ? " ho demanded. Success. THE TIME TEST. That Is What Proves True Merit. Donn's KIdney Pills bring the quick- cst of relief from backache and kid ney troubles. . Is that relief lasting ? Lot Mrs. James M. Long , of 113 N. Augusta St. , Stnuuton , Vu. , toll you. On January 31st , 1003 , MIB. 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