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IH { cJEWEl Elt TII ! N B
= - - _ - - " : . . . , , _ . . : : . . : - , .2--E - - - : . . ,
7 PULjTAN - , AND - VA V ALIEa ) ] I
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- : : : : ----IDy : : - f ' = ' : : : ? - = : ' : - - = : " - ?
'i ' _ MRS.C - 'O N NEI:5 :
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- - - - - - - - - " ' " - - " - -
_ V H _ ' _ " nn
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HCllU"I'lm XX.-ColIllIIIICll. ( )
" \\1'1'1' " YIII ! fOUlIII whl"re till ! wI/lllll'he
IIIl1r "I'I'I' ' leU 'Oll'/ "
" " wn IH'M'I h ) ' Ulorl' . Ih/lll / nlll' , 111111
IIC1t'l' I 'III \II \ , ! ' olle tlf'ld fnr houl IIrl'
hili IInl I't'/I nll rellll'lwd. 'I'he 1II11111er
or 1111' hJiI I' when' I IInw lilli , whn Wllii
' ' ' ' In 1111I1'1 UII II JUIII'IW ) ' , hu I'hlell
j'\I'lh'r : 1111111 UflIIUI , 111111 till' lI'hL which
It.IIlIl'1l CrUlI1 Ihe IImll' , which hI' OIlIetl
to HI' wlllll11w wluUwr WII , IIIU1\1 hllve
Rltl'lIl'1l'tIIllYltlelliioll , ror I SIlI'C'lh'd III
rl'\I'hell Ihe IluorHlel' , will' ' 1' ( ' I rell , Ill' ,
'I\'lIh till ! II HIlIIIIICe of II ! I'r\'IIIII , l'1UTled
11\1' IlIln till' hOllse. A .II'W ! llIrJ I'UII Wllii
III'Hcllrl'tl , whn drl'ii 1'11 Ihe'OUIIIJ nil lilY
fort ll1'llIl , IIlIel IIl1ollll'r. whll'h ' hI' CUll filII.
l'rl'tI lIIore 1I1I1IJ.erouH : , III lilY HilleVIII'II
111'1'I'lIl11e ImowlI 10 1111'111 Ihllt IIII' ' I' lIligh' !
lUll'110 Ih'e,1 , ollllo lle WIlS I'hlll' I'(1 wllh
till' crlllle oC 11I111'111'1' , IIIHI thllL I IIIwrt
lie the 1II'I'SOll HIIJlIIOSI'II 10 Ill' 1I1111.tlel'ell ,
t.lwy dl'll'I'lIIll1l'tl Cm' II whlll' 10 1\1'1'11 "ill'nt
ou Ihe IIlIhj'cI , while , It 11 , , . .III1I' , I1I'Y III'
. ,
rrl'llsell their efftll'ls for III ' I'l'CI"'Ct. .
'his If ! tll ! ' HI'COlld tlu ) ' oC the hilll , 1 UII.
derslolld ? "
"It IfI. "
"I'Wlllli 10 Ivl' III III ) ' Il'sIIIllOIl ' . "
"Are ) 'OU Ilhl ? UIIII YOII 1'II1111re Ihe
J1 l'cSSllr ' exrllclI1'lIl 111111 Clllhut" ' "
" 1\1 : ) ' Jlll3'slclull hus givell hili cOllsellt , "
Ullrll'lJ11 ; WUH Ule firltl wllll ! s w1w WUK
( 'nilI'll Ihut urtcrllOOIl. WIII'II he hUll lill.
Mll'll the little III ! h011 10 IIIIY hI' Il'ft Ihe
room hy II 111'I\'ale tloor , JIIRl hacl < of Ihe
1\'IIIWIiIi ho . lIIlItoll III t111 ! lIIelilltlllle
lwei I I'clI I'lIl1ed 10 Ihl' HII1I\4I. \ lie hll
little IQ lIt1d 10"hat IIlIrll' 1-h . hull Hllld ,
111111 wllI'lI hI' 111111 wll , II'1i WII , chl1lr wus
IIIuCItl where he lulIl litooel , BI'url' I1w
I < 111'c1.ltorti : IIII IIl11e 10 I'qm's10 e/lClI /
OUI'I' nil' cul'lOiillllItI / liur"l'iiil' O'CIIHlolI.
ell b ' this "I'OCCI'IIlIl , lIurll'l h e1ltt'l'cll
b , ' the HOIIW IIIIor 111' wI'nt 0111 lit with 11
l1UII Il'llllilll ; all his 1\1'11I ,
'Phc mOil /WI' II II ! I I WI'II1 < allel ugllllll'l1 ,
111111 WII'I'er ' lillie , UII 1I1111IIII'lIl1ee ! which
Willi 11I'\jhtellcll \ : hy UI ! ' 11111I0-1 ( , I'IIIISOII
llll ( ! oC u lIewly ciculrlzl'd WOIIIIII 011 llls
forl'hellli. At Hhht or him 111 , lid II II
stllrlell ( 1I11t1 11 SIIIII1I'II III1Hll o\'l'rHilrellll
LIt ! coulllelllllll'l' . 10'01' U ( 1II111111'niM lw
foulld II 1111 I illS II I hll' tll 1'lIIlrehili ( \ 1I lta-
tlOII , olICI hlH Iil'Ht 11II111I1 1' was to 11t1I'III11t ,
w'hlll' Ih ! ' 11111'1111011 oC 11\ \ ( ) e Im'sent WIIS
drn WII towllrcls Hl.tldillS , 10 Jcu'e till'
court hOllse.
"It wJt1 10llk UH tr I W\l'e J : : II Ill ) ' , " he
611ltl 10 llhllHl'IC , lifter 11 11I011I1'111' , ; J'enee'
tlon , nll the hlllfCorllled lItelllloll WIIS
, tlWI'I.tOI'C IIhullllonccl.
Ueildill hll\"lnJ ; h eu sworn , Hulll that :
OIl. the uVl'lIln oC hili HUllo-ell ; lIIuril\r ,
GJIIlert 1l'IIlklull sellt him 10 J eclul1lUn ,
the JUW'Ii , for Ule IlIIrtlOsC oC 11(1)1111 ( ; 0111'
l1l111111'I'tJ IIUlIIlIls , for whlloil l'he ' .1 w helll
1'lIlklnnd'li hOlld.
"All r WilliIIUI. . ' . IlI ; a IIUle hllml court
alljoluhll ; the , Tew'H IJ\llIdlll \ Ii , " he wellt
011 to IIU ' , "I hl'uril HUIIIH une lillY , In 1\
low \'ok' ! ' : ' 1'hllt IIIUlit he OUI' IIIIIU , Cor-
kll . ' 'hiH HOlllewllut slartle 1111' , 11M 1
t1l0uIht he mhhl lIIenll me. I IJuhkellc :
I
m ' "I'IIH , IItHI Ihe next IIIll1ule I rl'llche '
Illl' shOll Ilour. 'I'u 111) ' 111 IIII1Y , I fUUlIl1
thllt II WIIS IUc\'I'II. \ 1 111\1' "I'\'l'rnl IUlIcl
ra l'Ii , \\111'11 I WIIH Hclwll : h ) ' I h ! ' IIrlll
ullIl Jlullell 01T Uw Ht.S. ( I sll'Il gh'lI 10
Crt'l' 1II"I'l'lr , 111111 al tl1 ! ' sume lime l'ril'lI
IUlIIII ) ' for helll , fm' I COIIIIII 1'11111 I hllll
morl' tllIIlI olle to l'OlIh'ml wlt'h. Fl'om
thllt 1111\1' , fOl' 11101'1' Ihlln I WI ) wI'CIIi , 1111'
WUIi a hili III , to 1111' , I'xcli tlllIl lit olle
tIlIIl' r hll\'e a 11111I recolll'cllllll ot Cl'ullug
l'nlll IIlId wcnk , IIIHI of gulll lowllr ii
I < 01\1l'I'11111g ' wilich 1 look III Iw Ihc firl' on
thl' Iwnrth nC m ' IIIIIHtl'r'K 10IhIrIIH , "
'l'hlM "IOtl'lIl1'lIl , 111'111'1111 of helllg IlIvnl.
iilllh'd h ' a Hll'icl CI'oslI.exlllllllllltion nC
thl" wltnesii , ulIll b ) ' Ihe Il'flUlllony or Ihe
111frl'I'I'IIL lIIeIllIH'I"/I oC the tllwlly who hn
u11'l1 lowurds him till' lIurl uC till ! gOl(1
SlIlIItIt.ltllll , Willi 1II0l'e fully 1i1lhstnuUuted ,
IIIIlI l'ellll < ! I'cll 1II0rt' cOIIliitent.
A/i Hulltliul ; IIteadll ' Ill'rlllslull ill IlellY'
III ; : Ihot he l'lIterell thl' Kholl , IIr nil ) ' { lllrt
of Ihe hllll lll' ' ; , 110 how Flilklauul'K hOluJ
CHnl" : 10 hI' In thl' lllllrc wlll'rl ! Ihe Jew
lullllltll'il hI' 111I11 fllulll It , r'llIlIluCII u
1II , 'wry Hlill 10 \xIIIIIIIII'I. . 'I'ill It coul
11 ( ' , thl' CIIUIlIlerUI' \ till' Ilrolil'Clllioll ob ,
It'I'I1I 10 Ihl ! n'h'uM' oC Ihl' 111'1801\1' . 'J.'h
QS > aRRhlb. hl' 11I111111111111'11 , wlht ' uye
1I1'l'Il eIllJlIO'I't1 hr him for Ihl' llUrllUSc ! of
o\JtnlnlllJ \ ; It. ' 1'111' gl'el'l1 ot guill , SUI.
I'olieil to hI' com III 011 to hlii 1'111'1' , jlL'itll1el1
him III mnklllJ : : IhlH III1S l'lIulI.
. \t t11111 crisis , 1111 hune'it.luuklnJP ; yel ) '
I1l1ln , who hnll ellll'rell UIC court rOOIl1
lutll nft the Ilul'811un ot the bond wns
broughlUll , HUll whllm 1ltU'lelgh rl'Co"ulz.
rll 1111 HClldrlck Dykr/ ! , made hlft W'111 to'
. wllr ll Ihe counlil'I'1 ! bl'nchetJ , IInd rl'Quest.
ttl 10 hI' tlWOl'11 us a wltuellJ ,
" [ think , " lIultl lie , whell his I'l'lues1
ha been com\llIell wltb , "thltt whnt ]
! in"e to SR ) " muy throw lIome lIht , 011 tbl
Ilolnt In questlou. Lute III thc eTlIln 0 :
Ihl' lIe"enleellth ( Ill ) ' or Inllt 1II01lUI , I
IllIrlcll trom hOllle with 1\ load oC coul1tr
Ilruduce , und IIrrlV'd In Ihe ell ) . hetorl
dllrl1rellk. 1 Wl'll1 to tIle stnbh' where
l'OIllIllOIlI ) ' go , nllil wuklllg t11C hotlt1er
111111 III ) ' hursrlj : 1111"11 cnl' ot. As ther"
" ' , bll'l room fOl' m1 wagon ulIller covel
I l n't 111 < 1' III ICI1\'e It , tlO I crept un l'
thr. &trll w III tilt' bllck Ilurt or thl' WllgO\ ]
tlo H to U COli pie oC burrels , and was Ix
rllluluJ : ; to III ! n IIUlI' drowsy wlen
iil'lIr "olcI'1I clo"e by. r " , us wl c IIwllk
III nn Inl\lullt , tor 1 I1ldn't know hut SOIll
Ihle\"cs hlld Rtrolled that wa ) ' , and woul
Ill' hl'IlIII" ( thmnse\'cs ! to IIOll1e of m
thc"lIc. 1 k'llt slIll n U mOUlle , und IIsl
tllcil to " , hnL they snld ,
" 'ft"IIS lucly , ' lIald olle of thl'ln , 'th
h ! ' got Ihl' hOlld , wlwlI lie went to the 01
JI'W'Ii ' I'rll ' '
) 'elil a ) morllhljt.
. . 'Why so ? ' Hald ulloUler voIce ,
" 'Uon't ) 'OU 11 ( ' ( ' thnt It will be 11rO (
rhhL to tile \Iolnt ? ' 1111111 h ! ' who had 111'
IIIOkl'u.
I . . 'Yl'S , 1 lice now , alld 1 rllther t11111
thllt IC Jeliuthull ll1ld ImuwII how it WI
goln' to burn 11111 own flngrra , he wou'
' /I\ ' ( ' let It he where It wall , Instead I
( llekln' It up , ' said the ot1l1Jr. "
" \\'nll the nnme oC the person lIIelltio
td , who WIlS reCl'ued to , all Obtlllllil
- -
IJRSI'II 11I1I of the hOIllIVIIH here IISllCll
hy I hI' 1'lUIlS1 ClI' Ille 111.tellst' .
11 II rll'llll 111111 Joiliblull hllh luokl"l1 nt
1"I1I1 < 1l1l1tl Whl'lI 11.111 . IllIl'lIlIlIU waii 1I111.ed ,
111111 HII w I hiltI 1001 < oC III II' II HI'lgony
II\VI'pl ! I\'I'I' hili fIU'I' " 'I'JII' IIt'IIIY Willi 1I0t
IIIl1re thnll hllie II IIIlllllle'li dllltllIlI , hut
10 li'lIlkllllll , tlu' IHlI'rUl' cruwelell IlIlu Ihllt
hlilC , uillllie Willi elloulh tu embitter II
IIC'lIlIIe.
Whcn the aUHw'r oC 1I1'1111l'lck clllne
clear lIull dllllillel , "It WIIS 1101 , " It Willi
wl.1I rOl' 1.,11 < 1111111 Ihllt he stood wetlge
III , alllOll1iO dellse u crowIl , II ! ! other.
wl e , 110 I'elll III1 sudlhm Willi the I'eyul'
/ilun oC his Cel'IIII" " ! ! , UIIII he mUHt hnvl'
tllllell ,
"Old Ihcy cnll ellcll other uy 1III1I1C ? "
wali Ihe lI'xt Iinestioll which was Itske
oC UIHI rllk. :
, il' 1\IIIr \ ! Imc or thcm clIlI thc othcr b ,
11/111I1' , " WIIS his IIlIlIwer.
" 1 > 0 ) ' 011 1'\lIlmhrr ! whnt It wns ? "
"YeH ; IL Wl1Slwllum. . "
Oorl < 1e 111111 hili two 1II111y cOIICederntcB
were cOlln'red trolll Ihe coul'l hOIlRto
Newgllte , thell' clllployer J'llIallllllg ! sUII
IIIISUHlCClrc1 ; wIllie the .Jew , cOllducled
10 his OWII 110llle hy IIlIrlelJh : tllll 1 lIIs-
tOil , tOUII AIJI , Alice /llId l\Ii't ! . S'lwyn
to We1culllc hIm. ASCIll'th IIIUlIzlIr
\\1'1'1' IIlso thcru , Ihl' Sllllle telltlIllOtl )
which lU'u\'c theil' l11/1sler'li InllOCl'lICe
huvilll ; ' IilluWII them to III' 1lIll1h'ss ,
. . . . . . .
' 1'wo dll1j IlIlel' l l\lklllu vlHlled CO\'kie
III 11IH eell.
"Are 'ou KohlI ; 10 hclllllle Ollt oC Ihls ? "
IIHlw,1 , Ihe cOllllellllled 1111111.
"Yuu IIl'e hl'sleh yourselt. YOII dOIl't
lulOw wltlll ) ' 011 lire Hllyllll ; ' , " \VIIS the 1'1'
101'1.
101'1."I
"I shull Imow wl\1'l1 \ I I'l'Odlllm 10 Ule
\\'O\'ld whllt n douhle'dycd vlllnill 011
1"11 " 11 < 1 II 11 Is. "
"You'll Ihlllk helleI' oC whllt ) 'OU say
wlll'lI ) ' 0\11' rll e hns hll lIme II ) cool. "
"YolI'lI liull ) 'ol\l"KclC \ I11lsllllwu , As
Hurtl ) ' liS ) ' 111I II VI ! , Ihc wor1l1 sllllll kno\V
il. "
' ' 'l'hl'rl' Is olle WI1) ' to IH'I'vuUI It ; " and
liS Iw ! ; IIOkl' hI ! III'ew Corl11 1,01l1nrd
whil'h 111\11 \ heell CUIICI'lIlc" IIhollt hili per'
Hon.
'rhe 1111ick eye of Corl < 1e clluJht the
I'lellm of Ihc shlllhlJ ; lill'1 lIil11ed lit hIs I
br'lIst , III seasoll 10 wl'ench It from his
hllllll. 'rhe lIexl 1II0mellt l'I1I1 , < 1l1l1d 111) '
al his Cel't with the POIIIIII'II IIhellthe hi
his IlI'lirl.
'I'he deep sllellce oe his 1:1'11 for len or I
fifteell mlllllies rl'fllalllUd unurolwn , ex. '
cepl t1l11t 1I0W IIII thell n nervouJ motloll
oC the prlluller cl1ulled 1tl1lnt clash ot
his Iroll tulll'1's. ' .rhen the dual'VIIS un-
10cl.ed I1l1d hel a little IIjal' .
" 001111' , " sliid Ihe lurulwy , l'U11' time Is
1111 ) 'OU were 10 stU ) " . But how Is thIs ,
Corkle ? " he IId etI , sccllll ; I.'nlldl1l1d ex.
lended on thl' lIoor. "lIl1s your friend
ICIIW to Bleel ) ? "
"YeN , lIud WOIl't walH' very soou , I'm
thlllldu . "
"Who ld thIK ? "
' ' 'I'he decd lies bet wcell him 111101 IlIe , I
1i1l11110SU , " 1l1I1e1 Uorl < 1c , suddeuly.
ClIAP'J.'I lt XXI.
III Ih.fel'I'lIce to the wIshes of Mrs. m.
llito : II , Ihe 11111l'rlllgl' ot Ollll'enCI ! IIl1rlelh
IIlIcI Allce Dille was 10 tulm plnee lit IlIr !
houHe , 1111I.1 the 1'IreIllUUY ! WIIS 10 UC per-
forml'd III Ihe 1111I1nIlmple tI1lUlUl'r Hult-
I'll to the I'l'llgilluii CII IIh ot tllt.- sect to
which she hclullgl't ! .
'l'he JUl'fltli Werl ! uHseU1hleo1 , IlIId Abl
ha jUljt finished twhlllll ; the hrl lIl
\\'rl'uth , wltll the rich brown tI'eliReli at
Alice , whl'lI there clime 8everal qulcJ. ,
IIhllrll rllps lit th door.
" 1 or Ihe hrlll ! ' , " said some aile who
I\I0o In Ihe shade ot Ule IlOrllcu , IIl1d
who qllickly turned aWIlY afler hllu lnl ; '
sOIllILhlug ! to the 8l'rvallt who 111l opeu d
the door.
"Here Is 1i0ll1l'thllll ; ' Cor the brIde , " sal
he 10 I1's. mll lun , who ordl'red It o be
! ; ( 'lIt tu Allcc.
AIJI undid the cord or blue and white
tlotJ ! bound round It , aDd relIloved theen. .
velolle.
"no" brllutlcull" she l'Jclahneod : , 1111 a
box ot pure white ! TorT , dellcnlel1 au
l'llibomtely carved , was IH9Closed to ylmT ,
'I'hey bent on'r It , IIl1d rcnd what WIUI
wrItten on the Idlp ot IHIllel' glued tthl. " .
cuyer ut the box ,
" 'fhn'Ota to the IIweet , ' It 9A1S , " Iinld
Alii , " 'I'he writer must be &Ome oue who
knoWiI fltU , Bhall I re-mOTe the ! 'OT'L''l' '
"Ye , 'Vc must see what It lJt. "
"A glCt delicate alld 10TelT aa the cu-
I.et which enntllinli It. "
"Bee , " saId Alice ; "the monllng de. . . . iii
IitUl sI > arkllulr In the beu't ot the-se halt'
blown ro 'es. "
' ' ' .rhl'l I1re just "hilt arc needed , " 1I111e !
Abli "tor thougll Mrs. Elllsion relluested
10U to wellr no jewelr" fllte caunot objeel
to rour "enrlng thcIII' . "
'l'bey were 80011 Ilrrauged arnld tb (
IiIlOW ) ' tolds ot the lace k\rchll't worn b ,
Alice , which was oC a texture 50 fhUt IInd
dellcltt all to make It of It price mnn ,
tinll'S grealer thuu Its wel ltt III gold
Word hn already bl'Cn seul thl'm thnt al
wall rendy.
'J.'he .Jew , who had oc'Cu bidden to th\
weddlll ! ; " WIIS IItnmllng In Ihe doorwI11 01
t1w 1'00111 conUguuus to that wllere till
ccrl'lnollY WI\S to bl' perCorme , 11111
where IInrlelgh , Elllllloll lint ! otheri : wcrl
n"nltIng thl' bride.
"Whullce COUles thh1 sJekenllll ; IIKI
deatho \ or1" exclaimed the Jew , nil hi
sh'lllIed buck tor Alice I\lId Ahl to cuter
" \\1Illt Is It ? " IiHld lhrlelgh , ! 'OUlhll
Ilulcldy Conrnrd ,
" 'l'here Is n subtle an ddeallly POISOI
somewhere lIcar , " rl'lllIl'I1 the Jew.
' 'It III nothhll ; but the { lerfume oC thes
rosl' ! ! , " lIold Alii ,
"Wlll're1 " 'hilt roscs ? " he luked.
" ' ' " nnd she th '
'I'hese , Ilolllted to 1' wor
by Allee.
" ' 1'he1 are Iollioned , " ald he , iii 11
ture tllelu trom tbe 1I010ln at Ule trltbl
u. cllell bride.
g Unrll/lih lIuntQhtf thMl tflla 1tJ ltalle
rI't"I" ! < ' " ' ' ' ' ' ' , , . . . ' . ' ' ' ' ' 1' ' ' ' . . . . . . , . . . . . . . . . . -
. , , . _ .
- - - - - - ' - ' - - -
! lnd In the nlmolt ! trnnllc tcrror ot t11"
IllOlIlcllt , Ihrcw thclII frolll II Wlllllow ,
"lIow Is It , Alice ? " Raltl he. "Hllcnk
IIIHI tell IIII ! tll ( ' ) ' ha\'eu't hull lIml ! to 110
yuu hllrlll. "
"rill II Iltll ( ' faint , " she rCIIIIIII , ftt ,
tl'll1lll1l1g 10 811I\11' \ .
" 1lIlIld" sulci 1' IIWlIl'cI milston , nHIIl1 ! 10
tlw Jl'w.tIller ' lI1s III'I ! aJ whlll ! II
snllw. "
"JII Ihpl'c lIothlnJ ; which call HIiVe her ? "
exl'1l1hllell IllIrlpllh , II he tool , hl'r III hl1\
III'IIIH IIl1tl hllrl' her 10 II cOllch.
"I' 'alOw ' ( If 1111 1I1I11t10le ; I hn" ! ' It al
' ! t 0 111l' , hili il ClIlIlIot Iw ohlllhiell 111 time.
I Cenr thl ! hlltlcl of clellih Is IIlrelld ) " 1111011
hl'r , " suld Ilw , Iew.
"Ie ) ' 011 1I1l'1I11 thl' Ilerflllllu ! llIch 11.II JOIi
KaYe 11I1'111111 . \ hi , ' " hn v ! ! some herl ! . "
AIIIl 1111(1 IIn'II II1l11' Jolll hex Crom her
IlOcket , III shalw resclllhllllJ ; Ihe vllllu\ \ : '
retl < ! 111 II I' lit Ihe IIl'psent IIny ,
' ' 'I'hllt III It , ' 1'IIIa. cOllrllgu. It Is sllll
lIIore subt1t , : than the 1I0lsou , IIlId will
ROOII l1ervIIII' , Ihu whule H"lItclII ; " IInll he
1wld the pleallalll IhollJh IlUugellt Pl'r-
fume so thllt Alice CQult1 luhule It.
'l'here Willi II IIIll1ule at harnsHIII ) ; dOllbt ,
/lelll'cely relle\'l' hy hupe. 'I'hell her color
lll'all ! to rl'lUrll , UII thl' IIluggl h , allllost
fl'ozell lillIsI' 10 resume Its IIl1tur/ll , henlth. .
CuI hellt. A few 1II01Ilelll ruore I1l1d 1111 I
llllJ.er wus Pllst. ' .rhe Jew IJllndud the .
lIertulII to Ahl.
" IulUIII' uf It , " lIall ] he , "YOII , too ,
hllVl' uuell en llnJere . "
'he ) ' did 1I0t Hee , durllll ; ' all this tillie , a
pille , hllJllrll fllce pressed IIJalnst olle
ot Ule willdow panes , 1I0r the cul:1It -
tI'rlllK c'es which wure walchllll ; Ihelll.
I \m Ie tll'y ha , they woul nut , III
their w\l \ lerroI' alld IlItcuHe excilutl lI ,
hn'e Jlveu Ule clrcumstullce II slugle
Uloulbl.
It wnll not till they kllt.w thnt the 11' .
dble dUll gel' was IlI1st thllt some olle IIsk.
! 'd whll t hll uecome of the 1I0isollell lIow.
ers , No one Imew. UurlulJh , too much
agllnled 10 Imow whllt he dl whell hI'
thl'cw thl'lII tram the wllllluw , hud 110 rec-
ollectloll of the ch'cumstllllce. 'fhe SIr' !
Yllllt who had rccelycd at Ihe oor what
hll 110 lIenrly pro\"c a flltlll gitt , ellier.
IlIg Ibe I'llom as till' IlIqulrleli were Iwlul ;
mllde , liultl that he SIIW Mr. lIarlelgh I
throw Ihem tl'OIll the window , I
" 'l'hey lIIustll't remllin Ihel'l' , " ! luld tile
1ew. "re they o , more Ihnll aile lite
may he lost hy lIIean.1 ot Ihem. "
warll ] 11Istoll , hlwluJ ; callt'll Cor n
lalllem , wellt III senrch ot them. All he
helll the Ih ht clORl' tu Iherouud Its raYR
Cl'11 all some ohject which , il 1llilcare to
hllll , was II l1U1I\1I1I \ fo 1'11I , 1)'IrII { ulldel' the
wlnduw lIext Iu Ihe olle where e was
Helll"chllll ; Cor Ihe 1I0wI'Ii. ApprullChlll1 ; '
It , he COUII It WIIH a WOIII 11 II , I1 ( ' clIlle
tor belli , IIn when he had uHslsled to
carry hel' 11110 Ihe houe , llarlelgh an
Alice SIIW Ihllt It WIIS lIl l'e Dacn.s.
"She appeurs 10 be dead , " Hul Unl' .
ll'h h. . "ls It Iwsl.lble Ihut she fouud thl'
1I0isolled Ilowers ? "
" 'herIJ WIlM uo nlI. ' tha I she shoulll .
lilltl Ihem 10 Ilro uce tht effuet ) ' 011 see , "
I'elllllrkutl the' , Jew. " 1 cl1n lIercelvl ! Ihllt
Ihe slum' elllll ) ' ellhl\'ill l'IIIUlIllles fl'OIll
Ihe tlowers Imlalljled : Iu Hueh a lIIaUII'I'
wllh the hl'clIstlmol , she wearllIS 10
1II/11c It IIcl'm IU'obuble Ihut shc mllde an
effol't 10 teal' the III Ihellce , as I l'leclell
In Ihese. "
111 a sholt lime u slight convulsive
1II0YClllellt Wllg IWI'C\lIllble , euuslul ; ' II
IUliutie Bhe hlld on to slhl nsl e , which
wOIIIIl hll VI' tullclI 10 , lhIJ 1I0ur hut ! 1I0t II
corner of It been wounll roull her hnll .
llnrlelgh , WJIO sloe neur , rUllloved the
Ulllllt1e , wll'n It wall s cn thnt her hnn
wns c10se over tbe tlowel's wl ch hull
UCl'n thrown tram Ihe wlu u\V , with IQ !
Ilrm aud rllld II grnHII as to crush them.
An ntlemllt to remove thelu U Wl1kIJlle
her to 11 deJrl.'C at COI1SclOUSIIl'SI .
" 0-1I0 , " she murmure . ' ' 'I'lley are
Ilowers Cor the hrhlal. r lost them some'
how , but I IIhllll IW11 ! them safe now , 1111
I can gin' Ihem 11110 thl' brldl't ) OWII
hanll. "
"CUll II he Ihal It WitS she who sent
thc 1I0wl'rs'Huhl l llward 1 11ILou.
"It n1llllt have buuu , " replIl'd IIul'lelh. ,
She l'ecoJnlzed his voice.
"OlllreucI' 11IIl'lell'h , " 8111 she , "Lhere
WIIS on whll Htollli between you un lIIe ,
but Bhl' III out ot the WI1) ' 1I0W. DOII't
try to find llUw It Cllllle uuout. It will
never Cllllle 10 light , 8tll-1.Ion't 10 ) 'et ,
In a minute I'll he ready to ) . ; 0 with ) 'OU , "
As she spoke , wltb II sudden ( \ffort Khe
rnlsed hereJr frolu her rt'Culnueut pos-
tun' , Ihl'ew out hcr I1rms In u wlld , 1m-
pnsslonc IIl1Ulller , I1S It she whlhed to
pl'event ROllle OUl.1I ' delnrtur . fcll hack
nlllll11melUII lel ) ' explretl.
Att r whut hn Inkl'O 11lucc , till
thougllts ot Ule IIllen ld ! wedllluJ : wcre
tor thl1t l'venlnl ; ' nhulllJoned. 'Vhl'll , In n
wl'Ck utterwurll , Ihe I'nest. ' ! I'C'IISSI1II111ed ,
It was uot uloul' to W111I\li1i the IJrldnJ ot
IIurlelgll anti Alice , rur ere they return'
ell to IheIr own homl's , I dwurd ml1 tou
und Abl RUHhtoll had m , , = wLre I'Ccched
the nUlltiul IICIICdlcUolI.
A tew monlhH trom thIs Ume. HllrlN h
un hIs ) 'outhtul bride TIs111 d the home
ut her chl1 bood , It WI1i the t"Tenlng
utter their nrrlvnl , I\lul the 1I1r , ! teeM und
trosty without , cllWt'ed Lhe oacru > > Led
SIIOW to IIpllrkll' III the bell.lIIl1 .r the Cull
moon , Ili It slrl\Ted wll thoWH.uWo oC
dlnmoud8 , was lemlcr . . . .Ithlll the am ,
pie parlor ot the WlllwOl"th Carm hQu/ICo
to a kJlld ot tl. UTe lIIellllWDl'fOa Rot eall ) '
tb descrIbe.
It seemed tll Allc Ihat f1 finl:1l'Ii
,
lUust hu ve bl'CU bUilT wIth hoc tot"mcr
guarlllun'lI fucL-lH re l ! Uuothla. : a Will
some IItl'rU alld rljhl III1 nd there ,
sl\1y \ Ivlllg IL u little dL'ih .t lIuu.i hlDe ,
It "ns cl'rtalu. that he 11Iut sNII.U1 , Ot' aeT'
er betore , so tull ) ' glTl'n hlmwt Ull t
t1lnt socIal enjoymellt , . , hlch de'ft'lopil th (
bctter nnd the 1II0re killdl ) fCl lIl1g oClUI
nnture , sluce , hy II mlsll1ke cununon tl
tht' enthusln8lJ > ot hlJ 11m ! , 110 bad , It
his own mhlll , coufolltldl'll lWt1I tile pUrl
nud hmocl'nt Illullllureli oC Ule home cJ.rcll
with thosc which he con.-ldl'rl. . 'falm 11m
slntul. But I1U lel'ucrcltunot / rl'sl..t till
con8tnnt and t'Illtd IlIfllICftCCR ot the sun
nnd his nrlllicllll colllness RUI ! aUiiterlt )
lulll grl1llulllly yll.II11'11 tl ) the nUe all !
benh n Influences oC hl'r who pretJdl'i
0"1'1' his houRehohl.
"You don't Imow who Aunt Jnne Is
do ) 'ou ? " snltl mill , who , 1111 In formc :
dll.II , 111\11 taken U KURt b ) ' thl' &J e 0
Allt'c.
"No , dual' , " she relllled. " \\'ho Is she'l'
"Uncle Gabriel's wife. You Imow h ,
11 taught my brolhers nUll me to call hili
uncll' . "
"A1111 WI' like to , 110\\ ' , " RIIIIl Helljftmln
"Ill' llou't 'cm so sl1'anl'l' nj he usel
to. "
"Ol1hrlel , " snltl Irs , \Valwortk , " 118
beun 1lIurrll'd to the good.llutnrel ! . lUUl11
iUI : Jllue llO\'ering alore thl\n a y\r , 11111
belnr ; wl1"Onr ; lUll healthy , she U1l\ke
nothJnt : .t splnnlug and wcnlag UI
'i cu 9t IUs belt , ' whlcl1 be ou'ce , 011 .
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certnln o < : cIIslolI , nllu ell to , IIlIll at man'
1tln , , ; a large dlilry to his l'nllre SlltlstllC-
UOII. "
"I'JI1RfI ! Aunl , Tillie's tllce fillli his e 'e , "
slIl II < 'IIJI\II1I1I , "COl' It 1:4 : liS his IIUlI 118
rouul1 1111 th. . Cull 11I0011 , "
" I ) ' Hon , " Mil III hili tll tlw I' , rcp'o\'hl ) ; '
I ) ' , IhuuJh 11111111' coulll IJ ! ' s'ell 1\II'l \ > hl/1 /
III hIs ' " ' II111HIII'1luffer ' ' l'Il
e 'e , ) 011 /luffer 'olll' : <
to cXlljgl'l'lIlc wlll'II ' ) ' 011 III II I\ ! ! CI UI 1111 1'1 ,
BOilS. "
" 1"01' " m ) ' 111I1.t , I Ihill" it Iii uoth"lJ ; bill
Ihe sllllllie IIlIll clludlll II'Ulh , " lIuld HIIII
Wlilldllfl , who , hlllll'rlo , hllll heell II Slll'II1
{ llIrlllker of Ihe sodlll elljo 'lIIellt , 111111
who cOlltlllllell 10 thllli. that It e\'I' Ihll'l' !
WIIJ 1111 IInlel all elll'lh , It WIIS Alice.
( 'J'lw ell , )
HE RUINED THE FEAST.
StorY or JlO1'Olle JllekAoli Got Jllh
III"ehnrlolc.
"I'm not gencrtllly t'e\'engeCul , " Fmld
MI's. HlIIIII. , " ! Jut wllllnJtlr : rcterdll : '
would hll ve 1 hn ve Collowed ,1 tlcluwn ,
my wultermtln , to the gl'lI "e.
" , Jllcl\fwn Is 11 good ellough mlln ,
gUlIl'l'tlll ) " , Il1'etcrnn tllrllll ' gl'U , .c , ! Jut
l101lte 1\1111 IIgllc to n deg1'ee , I gave
him a good recommendlltlon when I
sent him 11 way thIs mOl'lllng.
"Why lll 1 sellll him awoy ? Well ,
tltill's the stor ' , Yestel'lll1Ir. ! . Blonk
b'ouJht , two men Ct'leml : ; home to
lunch with him. I hullnc"e1'seen ulther
of thelll hefore Ilnd m ' pllntry WIlS
Ilhont In the conllltion of Iolher Hub.
hurd's , so , altogether , It WIIS 11 very Be ,
rioUH occllslon (01' lIIe. 'l'he cook work.
ull clusperu tuly hllrd , though-she's u
good soul , IH the coolt-l\nll 1 got out
the fruit cllitc I WIIS sllYlng Cor Ellster
Ilnll lhu llruservell ginger that's the
light of III " e 'es , 111111 together we fix.
cd Ull 11 IlI'esentll le little fetlst.
" 'l'he piece de rcslstance of the re-
IJast Wtl II dish of c1'enmcd turkey ,
IIIIl e of the remnunts at yeste1'dIlY's
fowl , cited out ' beln ! ; sJ\'cad upon
buttercd tomt , " quotcs tile Baltimore
News. "It 1001el1 quite Il t'cspectable
Ilmount when It was gll1'nlRhed und on
t"e dish. I\lId I Cllutionell r.lt. . Blank
not to help too lu"lshly , put my trust
In the potllto cl'o < ) uettes und leUuct'
Sllllld nnll tl'led to e hnpl ) ) ' ,
. .
' . -\11 may : n't be well , ' I murmured
to rnYRelf , like the hero of n melodrn ,
ml\ ; but alas ! It WIIS not , for the re-
douhlnble Jacl.son was well to the
tore. As soon It. ' ! I found that hu hnd
put on his patent-leather shoes In honor
of the comlHUI ' I had Corubodlngs.
" 'l'lIls Cootwenr hlld once belonged to
Ir , Blanl" 60 I Imew exnct1 . how slip ,
per ) ' It WIIS , hut I tried not to care ,
amI to tall , of the news oC tile day In
an Intelligent manner 11Iat wouhl please
m ' hUHJUlIll's ! school chuUls.
' ' 'l'lw HOUP COllrBe pussed olr Rplendld.
Iy , though J IIctson servc It like
a juggler tosHlng plates , an
then cnme tile turl.ey loust. I hope ,
you ha "en't antlclpII ted m ) . denoue-
Ulont , but .Jaclson dropped the enth'e
dish of that dalnt ) ' on the Coot of one
of UI ) ' guests. He WIIS aIrily
trylnJ : to 11ft a vegetable dish with one
hand while he prcsll1ted this with the
other when the accIdent occured ,
" 'Go un get some more ot that er-
un-entrce ! ' thundered my hus and ,
'amI sClIll Suah lo remo\'e this horrible
delJrls. '
" 'There aln't no more turkey , sah ,
anll dllt's de trnfe , ' snlll Jackson.
'rhen , 'Lemme wIpe otI your shoe ,
sah. ' he suld lo my guest ,
" ' ell nnd mnlle
"Ot COUl'SC , we laugh
Ulel'r. " O\)1' the occurrence , and nib.
hlcd wllfers 1I11 cheese nr1l1 sllllld and
tried to thlnl. we were 1'callUng : , l.I\1t 1
thllll. 1 ! tnow two men who had lunch :
COil at a downtown hotel about 3
' aftel'noon ,
o'clocl , that
"Jacl.son ? Db ! he's back at his old
haunts In 11 Ilulclt.lunell room , nnd I've
110 douht he's succeeding nllmlrably. "
'l'lw Pcnch In Babylon.
Nothing Is now more unIversally accepted -
cepted thal1 that the peaell Is an 1m.
provell vllrlet ) ' of the almond. ' 1'he
almond has a thin shcll uround the
stone , whIch spills open Ilnd exposes
the stone when mature , ThIs outer
sltln hus Hltnply become 6esh In the
peach , so tlmt Is nil that gIves It 11:2 :
speclllc ehurllcter. It scums now clear ,
from Investigation In tllc hIstory or
ancient BalJylun , that III tbeir gardens
-uow l1early four tbousand years ago
-the pOl\ch WUH cultlvatud as It Is now.
It must havc lJeel1 wany years eforo
this Umt the peach was Improved upon
the nlrnol1d , and this fact goes to show
the great untillulty of the fruIt. Pos ,
&llJly , gurdel1lng In Borne respects , at
leust so far us It rdutes to mnny 01
our cultivated trults , wus nlil rur ad ,
vlweed six , or perhups eight or teD
UlomllU1d years bo.ck us Is to-dny ,
Phoonlclans , as proved by the rl.'Cords ,
httd In Ule1r gardens nimolllls , aprIcots ,
bIUUl11US , cItrons , graJ's , oUvcs , peach ,
ea , and pomegrnnates : and eTen su.ar ,
cane WUII In extOllBho cultlvaUou.
Tribute" to ilia Gonius.
'lhat verT wealthy lUll ! fortunate
.
.Ylollllls1. Senor SllruHate , ha rccelv
cd durlnJ : hIs curoer 118 I1n artist a Hel
of pe.ula trom Queeu Ylctorlll , threE
rln11 ! from the Gcrman EmlerOr Wll
helm I. , II. blue erlluuel walch from thl
Emperor Nl\polt.'Oll IlL , 11 lamot\ (
L'IIltrom / Dom Pedro , a portrlllt etch
, cd III gold froIU the Emp1'C8s Auustn !
nlld n set of lllu.monds froln AlphollSI
XlI. , with whIch Ilnd mnlll other yal
uahle oITerlllgs he meWl ! > to eurlch hli
untl\'u town.
The Author 01' Plnl\fbro.
'rho late Sir .Artlml' Sulllmll wus enl
, of the wealthiest muslcialls In Europe
l rom the Sa\'oy oper'lIs he drew I
[ Jrlllccl . Income , lIud ml\ny ot hi :
HongH proTlded him wltlH\"er.welculUl
clll.'cls e"cr ) ' quarter. As II ml\ll 0
lHlFlllless he had few 1'1\1118 , alld the dl
s rectors ot the Cr1 > 1111 I'nlllco 1111 < 1 tllOSI
ot the Sn'oy 'I'hentcr knew well hi
11111\1ICIIl.1 Ilblllty nlld hIs shrewducse
e A IIttlo II'Arnlng Is u dancerous tl1hlJ
a to bo without.
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HUMOROUS SAVINGS AND DO.
INGS HERE AND THERE.
1okcI ! IIml Jokelct8 thllt Arc BUllllOlCll
to JlII\'C lIccli Hccelltly BrJl-Hllylu
nlld UoltlJH tltllt Arc Old , Cllrlnu IIlId
LnulthuhlcThe'cck'I JIlllllor ,
'l'm'cll'I'-1 Wllllt II lIell fOl' the night.
Clerk-II \'en't got one In the house ,
Ah' .
"Unt one Ollt of the hOIlHC ? "
"Oh , ' ( , H , "
" \\\11. I'll tnl,1 ! thl\t. Whcl'e Is 111"
" 0111 In the hncl , 'n"I ! , sll' . It's the
" \t'll \ " ,1)lIT ) ' hell. Don'l ! 'oll o\'et. on the
111'1'11'-1 : , ( ; ood.nlJthl , sit' . "
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QuIte HIIl'crellt.
\\'esll' . - Yo' 1001. trollhled , . , Hllstus !
111'ell't 'Oll got dIJ ner"e to prOlOHe ) to
hl ! ! ' ?
HIIoItus-Oh ! , , II0PIIO(1 ( lie queRton ! ,
hilt I 1I111't got de Ilene to question [ Jop.
Uo IICllen 1IIIClI.
: \h1l1g1'-IIow Iii It you're not going
( lilt . \'uchtlng with Charlll ! ugnln ?
lJnlllt took hoth his hands to man. .
l\Jte the lJoat.-Sl.'ptcmhcr Smlu.t Set. I
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How CUll It ? .
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1 < ; l1dle ( lI ecl G-Say ) , pop , aIn't the
world l'Ourlll ?
Ills Pop-Yes.
Edllll'-'l'hell how can It e\'er come to
nil end ?
In the 'VrouJr Pew.
lady Custor er-Glve me n package
of lu rpJns , please.
Green Salesnmll-You'll find those In
tht' huh' muttl'esR department , ma um.
-Ohio Statl ! Journal.
Cuu tI 0 11I1. I
Stl'l'1I [ other-'Were you In swim- !
ruing , BolJble' !
Bouhll'-What If I'll sa ) . ) "es ?
Stern Iother-Why , I should whIp
you.
BoblJlc-'l'hen I refuse to answer.-
Ohio Stute Jourllal.
JlnrsiJrhtcd.
"Dolly Is going somewhere with that
"oun 1111\11 tills evenIng. "
"Yl'Solll ! to sIt w.lth hIm in the
hl1ll1llock. Hight ufter lnner she went
ullstnlrl ! un pllt on a dark shIrt waist , "
-Portlund Oregonlnn.
The Southern l'hilospher.
"You look hUIIPY , " ventured the tour-
Ist.
"Culdu't be more so , stranger , " l
1111l' the lunky native.
"Dldu't the IIghtnJng strIke your
plnce ( "
"Y , hit the woodpile nn' split up
enough kJndUng to Inst six weeks. "
"Ilow ubout the cloudlJurst ? "
"Oh , that SUVl. the old woman n
wcel'M wUtihlng. Just hung the clothl'S
ont lIn' the wltt r dId the rest. "
"But the earthquake ? "
"Well. that sl1n.'l1 SQme more work.
Chlll'lll' up 1111 the mllk uroun' Into
lJutlel' . Ilture Is mUll's greatest help ,
stran el' . "
UIAul.poln ted ,
'l'he l..lIt.lr-Dld an ) " QUe call wWle I
WlIS out'/
'l'he [ nld-No , ma'am ,
'l'hc r..uy-'I'hut's very strange. I
WOUller whnt people think I hnve un
" " for.-'tloonshlne. :
"lit lrOD1 duy" . -
A lIot One.
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. what professIon would
, nhoUr-ln
fofJIll me to dlstiugulsh mysCllt ?
lL1aH KIWlem-Ohl Any ut all-a lite.
lon x lorQ1' ill AtrJea , for Instancil.
Scheme thot Fniled.
ToOl ( tctwlngly-WOUld you be sarry
to bCQr * 1Int 1 am going to WRrry
El1)-"tb'/
Mnym ludec 1 should.
'l'om-Wb , ?
) tayw lwcLusc I really like Edyth.
At the DUnstrelll.
BOUCII-YCUii , sub. Ah kIn prQve dat
. NOl\b didn't take enuf to Cl\t on dut YO ) " .
s a ! : ; e.
' 1I1abo-now kIn ) ' 0' proye It ?
Houl's-Don't do good book say he
only took one Ham ? ?
A [ ortol J nemy.
"Au1It Sally Is tl good old soul , 1 sup ,
posc shl' hmm't nn enemy III the wOt'llI , "
"I nlll't'll , 8he hns \ I kllow one , Site
once spoke or Miss Blenchbloollas 'tltn1
. skI wltll the 8und ) ' haIr.luck. .
Iove1a Golden Drenm ,
Shc-AIHI wll ) "Ou speak to Itfila to-
morrow. dUM'
lIe (111 111s111:1oI1Don't \ , \\:1rlinj : ;
- 't 'm .e upl-Puck.
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She Coruered 111m ,
'l'he clt ) . editor WM troubled , not tc .
II'.Y nn ry.
"Hnng It nil , " he excln.1mc . M he
1' < > 11(1 the Iltter ae1lIreS1ed to his d
pnrtmcnt , "my wife hns been asking
lIIe thut CJtI tlon for the last week
unci , rt'rUHctl to lie bothered- " lIe
lUlk\:11 ut the lutter ngnln and jumped
out of hlH chair , ' ' 'l'hundcr nnel guns , "
he rl'led , ' 'It'l ! her hllndwl'itlng , too
Xow thllt she hils learned the trick.
shc'lI mlllw nl ( ! settle e\'ery socin
household IInd hlstorlclI ! quesUon thaI
comeH up , ul\li I'll he , 'Ight 011 IlI\nel tc
tnlw the hlnme If 1 l11ulw a mlst.ake. " , . ' .
1.01' a 101l tlmu he remained bti \
In thought. 'l'lwu he , 'eslgnCll.-Broolo
Iyn Engle ,
AM Jle Ulillcrtltoocl It.
Smith-Where IIl'C 'ou Ih'lng lI w ?
BI'own-ln St. LOllis. g"er ecl
there'/
Smlth-Xo.
Brown-Well , comc over und spend I
weel , wIth \IS IInd 'ou'll Iw\'or llvt
un 'whCl'1 ! else.
Smlth-Wh ) . , Is the clhuute thnt. fc
'talOhlcllgo News.
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Cozy lu Nume Onl , . .
' wfull . tlrell-md waul
Cholly-I'm It - :
to rest'a lt.
Cllrr'l.-'l'hcn don't sit In the cozJ
corner. '
'
HI8 Onl , . Hequc t.
1udgc-1'he jury has relur1led n YC1"
dlct of guilty. Hnye 'ou anything te
say for yom'self before sentence 11
pls. . < red ?
Prisoner-Only one thlllg 'otlr honor
1 trust you wJU se ) 'our way clear tc
deduct the time occupied b " my L'oun
sel's speech from UI ) ' term of ImprJsoUi
ment.
I' '
NcnrlrlJ : the AJe LImit , I
Flrst1lIghtIdll.J. . DeKIl\\or ] Is bIlL
cd us having appeared cfore mnny oj
the crowned hellds of 'urole. I won.
del' who the ) ' wel'e' !
l''rontrow-All thOMe who reigned pre
vlous to the eglnnlng of the l1 UO
tecuth century , 1 Imagine.
l. .
Gooll Alv1ce ,
IIlx-Green sent $1 to n man who ad ,
yertJscd to Impart Information thai
would mlu le anyone to Sfi"O money ,
Dlx-Dld he gut the Informat1 < m ?
IIlx-Yes. 'l'ho u nrUsel' wrote and
told him not to send nn ' more.
Tool , It { or Gruuted ,
GuI e ( at the cap1tol-See ) that mllll
across the WII ) ' ? 'l'hnt Is the spcnkel
of the house.
Jay Green-Dew tcll ! lIeow long ht ! '
his olu womnu een d ad huh ?
B'oMion.
, ,
" " ' - < - - '
"lIow do ) 'ou sell "our wooll ? "
"By the cord. " '
"How long hus It beeu cut ? "
"Four feet. "
"I mean how long has it been sluCf
"Ou cut it ? "
"Not a bIt longer than It Is now. "
His Ob8Cr""ution.
" 'l'here fire two critical periods Ie
e\'II' . marrIed WOmll11'S liCe , " observ
the bachelor phl1ooophcr ,
"Put we next" sulll the \'er ' Y011118
man.
"One" replied the b. p. "Is wilen she
luts a hired girl an the other Is whet
' . "
she hasn't.
1IIB Expericnl1e.
IIlx-'l'he ) . say thut every hN\.rQ
Il\ugh udl1s n duy to one' > > life.
DJx-Don't clleve n word or It.
lIlx-Why not'/
Dlx-A wan kicked at least a wee.
oct my life recently blK'nuse I laugbe4
when u banuW\ . peel up1.et bhn on tt
Illl wulk.
A Polntcr. '
You cnn Iometmcs see
preltywelLtc
the future i YO\ get the rlgllt focw 01
tbe ptlt-PUCk.
low 10 Fel.
"Is It severe uUn k 7" il ,
I nske
wiCe.
"IB 17" suld the dYBpepUc. ' ' c
fiS thugb 1 1111 wten evcFytbt ITe
w utQuod 1 a Qok bokV'-Puck.
Too '
l'hl0lophk
"U's tOlly warm , " Bl the perM'
\bo oula nt IUriF 1 Qncc.
"YCi" anl"lrcd the nuU wl i
good'tur d tbt h iriatcs. "ni
I'l f ot 1 1blk tht ' ' (1
are not i doDlr or b.g ; \
forgettg t. (101 t .now or y"
"
, - Star.
sllcwllk-Wasbon
Not : xneU , n Complment.
lc"ittIgnrUe i bUs.
JewettYo\'c . beUcr t your 11 I.
surr.
( ?
or
He\ItWbat
JewcU-You' lable to ( lIe of joy.-
Now York ' .1l.'S.
Approrrlnt J xvreIAlon.
negnl - US Woo don't you \h1
my fine ? Imprtw Egyptn clgrettC a
kiing lss , 1ksYcs they are perfctl
! Wen ' \'nterell.
StubbYou cmplain about tes
streets being damp. Why , I know
, cl ) ' where tbe stret nre alwys a
Ielll of water.
: ! StubbVenlce. Pen-What cit i tat
- '
lut Not SaU r. )
. ' 1'he Authorrbls i al nOllelU
about the 1 rr profesion bclng UI
.
he'ItIY.
: ' 1'le PO'f 0\n Wby , i 1 tf
greatest avpettt prouczin 'he wor
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