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About Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 2, 1902)
. . , , Custer Connty Republican I : : ' \ . ) ( . } fSDEltUV , EDITOR A rUDLIBII1tI I I ; . . BROKEN now , NEDRA.SKA I I In Importnllt crlmlllnl trlolR , It feI'lIlR ! I I most difficult to prove the uest.lm 1V1I \ facts. .Anybody eM wrlto n book nllil e\'ory. body nppcnrs to UO 1101llg thnt Tory tllIng. The mnn who hlTented pcmtnl Cllrtls Sa dOlul. ' 1'he l.qtmilltrt'ies ! oUJht to Ive him n. monUlllellt. . - - - 'Ve InCer Crolll his pro9/1ectuR / thnt Snnto.q.Dulllont hllR ndoptcd n "No moue , . , 110 lIy" mollo , - - - . - - - - - - - - - - - - - l'erhnps n'Ollllln < : nn't ) ( ' 1111 Il unnd , but It Is hl hl ) ' II1'ohahle thnt n baud I\'ould Collow a woman. Instool1 of helll hlvenlell by Inr. .IOn I It Is 1I0W clllhllL'I1 thll t wh'eles ! ! eleg1'1lphy Is of 11I11 CII 1'011 I orlgill. ; X ) ) nn ReelllS to have COIIIO to the con- , , _ . . .don thnt wOllleu 111I\0 rl htR , which ! 8 conRlllcred a rcat I1lscovel' ) ' In the ! I lowery I < ln dom. The 'wnter III nl'l lIt SlIlt IAllw ImR fallen six feet durlll the I1I1Ht el ht rears , 1'here must ho a hole In thu bottom of the 0111 thln . Now that a trllin robher hns hcen tilled mill ' 1'rnc ) ' la no 111 ore , perhnpR 11r. Pllt Cl'owe will hll\'o the 1.lndness ' fco1 Il trille wOrl'lod. Uncle Snlll IIIn , } ' ha\'e to ! 1ComIJ Rte ) ) ' ! atllor to IInltl. 'j'ho tllIIO for him to tep In , urlllell with n good bll'chon rod , B perhnps 1I0t'Cl'Y far dlstunt. .A Ohlen o barher Rnys his wife III 111 anotbor Indy tnllcd him out of his lW11 house , ' 1'hay might 110 well now :0 oxhlblt thelllfwh'as or lecture. I NeW' Yorlc WOlllan , wns Couml to' ' ' at\vo n hntln throuh ! her honrt , Wo- nen 8houhl be cnreful how tha , } ' set fuelr hea't8 on othel' women's hats , , The hlstorlcnl 110vel Is to bo the lit. trnry topllner for nnother sea80n. As there Is no Inw n alnst this partlculnr : rime , the public w111 haye to stand for It , 'Wo tmppooe. , This n nT' xploslvo the war ( Iepnrt. IDCDt 18 tnlklng uhout , that will pene- ate fourteen Inches of steel nrmor , ugbt to be Ilbte to complete the excn. ratlon or the PlUlnma cunul In two or t1lreo 'Well dll'L'Cted shots. Too TreAsur , . Depnrtmont hns just Itsc vercd t1mt the 'typowrlter ' Is 8U. perlor to longhnnd 'writing In the male- Ing of rCO\'ds. It this thing continues ahe gDyanIUlent will BOOn be , Vithln Il : entury of cntchlng up with the ordl. n.r , . buslnC88 world. In Its determlnutlon to support nny Icglslntion hnvlng for Its pUr10S0 the . .bollsh1n of child Inbor In Stntes II'1litl'0 such Inws do not exist , the A.merlenn I.'ederntlon of I bor Is not Dnly helping on Its own ends , but 'Is lighting In n good cnuse for the better- nwnt of nIl Innnkind. Pl1trlotic women-nnd all women nre patrlotlc-aro beginning to nsk whnt lhey can ndopt ns Il gasturo of sl1lu. taHon nnd respect to the nnllonnl nil' and the fIng. A corresl101111ent sug ests ; ' the plnclng of tho-hnnd oval' the heuI't. In WlUlt of 80metblng balter thnt might do ; bnt does not the sturo Rllvor too ucl of senllmelltullty ? "Schools of Expression" nnd "Colle&elO & tof Ora. tor , . " hnvo so long nssoclufed thnt ges. ture with tbe receipt of bud news from bo o or n fnlso nCGusulion of crlmo , that llttle renl dignity Is left to It. Ono of the most cheering of curronl statements l tlmt of a mnn who len\'e 31ng Sing prison utter eleven yenrs' con , noUlent : , to the elrect thnt "n I11IU1ther cts a good chunce to reform If hl "nnts to. " The uperintenlllmt , thl \y don and the prlncll1ltl I.aeper stum ] tendy to moet him hnJr.wuy , nnd tbl Volunteers' Prisoners' I.euluoVII tnko cnro of him when ho comO l out And stick to him as long liS tlwre Is I posslb111ty of helping him. { nsteud 01 , un yaarly out\It of : ! oo to 300 ruscnll / tIpo for lawlessness nnd crime , " this ex I : on\'lct thlnka tlmt at lenst hu1f the mel Slni ; Sing now sends out nro "nnxioul , nd able to bo usaful In the world. ' " rbat Is tbe truly Idenl prlsol1 whle ] : ontlnes men In order to tree tbmu frol1 \'orso plncas. Of these wbo vlttit Cullfol'11ln a"er ; feur , l11uny nro Eustern pcople suffeI IDe from nenoua prostrullon unl1 see" fng to r galn tllClr bel\l.11 b ) ' tbo trll aeross the continent. It Is n curlou faet that not a few of them owe tbel lnes to unsuspected errors of vlslor wd that the trip benefIts thom by diE Jonring the cnU80 of tholr trouble. California physician , wriling In Amer : tan Medicine , 6n's that tbe bright 11111 Df the "Land of Sunshlno" so Qulekl , . .lrects eyes In wblcb there nre I rror f retractlon tbat the Imtlent Is drive > > consult the locnl oculist. The dO ( ; or relloves the eyo-strnln , I\l1d In 80 d ( Jg remo\'e8 nlso the bcadnehc , 1I1110n' pin , depresalon nnO other 11\8 \ trot which the ' } ) atlent baR sulrered , I I nodern dlagnosl8 tbe testing of the ef ( plnys Ii larg ! ) purl. i Judge Phillips , of the Common Plee I Court of Cuyahoga County , Ohio , d , lerves complimentary menUon for t1J Jood , pracUenl common Benso and BOUI1 patriotism shown 10 the poaJtlon he h . . I .1 I' . \ . , \ tal11 l'cRlleetll1g the IIn urnllzlltion . ullclI 111111111rul1tH. 110 declllres thnt ho will llflW nnltlrllllzntloll pnrers to 110 111nll who Cllils to nllHwer } 1ll1ln lIues. Clol1s III' mny IIHle with rlpel't ! to ollr rOl'm of O\'l'I'l1l11ellt und tbe ConHUlu. lion. III ! HA 'S ho helienH thllt 1)rSons ! I who desll'e 10 hecollle cllIzl'l1s shollid he Ilunlllled to vole IlItelll entl.r , not ollly to protect theil' own IlItercHIs , bllt those of their Cellow cll IZOIlK UK wl'lI. 1"111'- ther dlllltion of 0111' clllzol1hlplslI dnn- gel' thll t sholl1l1 110 a voilled. ) , at the Iml. lot o to 1111 who 1\0 1IIIIlllnellto hundlo II , but pullin end to the I1llll11'llll7.lItioU of IlHH } who nrc to bo utilized as'otlng clltllc. Some lelll'lIl'll clJI' ) 'lIIen who nro not Ollt In the f1ellIK 1111I1 woods athcrlug Inspll'llllon IIl1d l'ell lon nro I'IIHhing In. to Ilrlnt with theil' IdellH of IIIl1rrlllgo on the IImlled ! lnillry of $ tl pel' week. "Go IIllCnd 111111 got SI111C'l'd If ) ' 011 wnnt to , 111111 thin ] . IIhollt tlle hl'l'llIl UnN" wlII'Ils , " the 1II0st of thelll HII , } ' 10 , } 'OUII/ / ; people who III'C III love nllll poverl , } ' nt till ! HUllle tillie , I'hy ( IIIny.Jo \ rl/ht / , IIl1tLon' Is a IIII hl : . ' 11110 thing , hut wlll'lI It conll's 10 till' tl'Ht It's Ihe lIIost lIIaterlal thlll III the worlll. You call lceep till' hell : , ' without fool I fOI' 11 wl'l'lc IIl1d nol III' 1II0l'U tllIllI Il Cow IIIIUIHls the ' fOl' It but 11111 . , - to wOl'se , , } .ou u-er try lwei ) love on n Htllrmtlon.Jusls \ ? Next tllIIO , } 'ou Meo SilO 1111I1 pllt , } 'our I\'m 111'0\11111 her 11iHI tell her , } 'OU could do It CUI'OVel' , h' ' It for t we n t : , ' , fo 1\1' hours. See If , } 'ou dOIl't et IIII ht : , ' tll'ed In the nl'IIIS IIl1d em ply III the fllomach hefol'l ! lhe time Is up. If : "ou lII'e oed tor the tcst IInd ut the end of Ihe twent-foUl' hours stili hnve 110 dosh'e to hrenlc , } 'our IIffeellonnto holll , 111111'1' : " the gll'l , no mnt. tel' whnt , } 'OU nro IIInldn . You'll get 111011,1 ; Homo wa , } ' . But If , } .ou do I'IW lIred nnd hnve just thu Cnlnlest wish to dod e Sue for n moment nnd o to the Inrder , don't hit "e the Imot tied for nwhllo : , 'et. You'll sa\'o , } 'oHrRelf lots of trouhlu nnd WOl'I'Y. Most of the ro- innnce of 1111I1'l'led life on $ (1 ( per weel. IIlsnJlIIInrH ! the first time you see thnt Cnlr , } ' creature , , } 'our.Jrlde \ , who used to he too dollente to hold har OWI1 pllrnsol , lennlng o\'Cr u wnahtuh with her hnlr l1'ln , loose und her dress decolleto ul1 the ' nround ' nothing hut wn : , , sel'uhblng , sCl'uhblng. Wult uwhlle until the G rows to RomethlnJ ; more subJtantinl. It will gl'OW If you Iteep nt It. Any mnn huvln largo one hunllred nero fruit farm with no chlllh'en 011 It should get In toueh with Mr. m1l1 Mrs. John Shul1Ilrow , of South Ha\'en , : \lIch" und learn hov to muke It IIlos' som with juvenllo gladness. ' 1'hls worthy couple cume to the eoneluslon I thnt a fruit Caml of 8ueh dimensions should rulso something else beslllea pauehes und grapes. 11ere wus 11 Inrg Cnrm going to waste so fnr us ehlld cui , ture was eoncal'l1ad. . Not un urchlr roamel1 Its brond I1cres or cllmhed Itl green treas or thrust his bure toes In It : fertllo soil. In the malleI' of child I'm the { nllt Curm wns hnrrel1 us Snhnru \'hllo city tenementR nnd orphn [ nRyhllns tccmed with , } 'oul1gsterl whoso natures were bell1 dwurfed mil } lar..arlell by Inclc of contnct wltl gr'en Ilalds nnd country air. Illsteal of kldnuplng the chllllren of nolghbor Ing turmers h' . mill Mrs , Shnndro , ' hit upon the senslblo Idell of uppl'lni to the Smith } roul111lln IIospltul u lInnenpollR , nRldng It to sand thal1 Ra\'ernl children Cor n summar's out lng , with the prl\'lIege of chooslnl from them a boy Cor IlIloptlol1. In re SIOntie there came a consignment 0 twent.two hr"ht , rosy-chael.el youngstars. the entire visible supply 0 children o\'er a .ranI's old. Of collrsl thlR was moro thnn the fnrmer bnt gained for , but the more he flnw of th , chlldran the more unlleclded he wus ute to which ( lno to adopt. The more h , saw of them till ! helter ho lIIeed tll Illea of chlldr n Oil tbo farm. lIe lUll his good wife fallllly sol\'ell the pr01l lem by alloptlng the entlro .colleetlol of youn sters , ulIIl the Smith Ii'oum ] IIn s' Home Is thus bereft of nenrly It entire Juvenile populntlon. ' 1'here' plel1ty of room und plenty to ant fo twenty-two ehlldren on 11 lllulIlred.uer I trult farm. Thay lloll't bring ns l11ue' In the murleet us chlclccns IInll eul\'e nUll peuches. but tllIlr'nlllo to soclat. . und the State after a few "aarR on HI tniit farm will ho hnrd to meusur ( " ' 0 commenll the aXllmplc oC thl thrlfly fnllt tarmer to the OWI1ar8 ( J hundreds of Ilcres thnt no'er resoun with the shouta of youngsters. 1\luklll l1ur.lars' Tools. ' 1'h re Js n rich bllslness JUnn or PhI . ndalphln who got his fitnrt In 111 Ulrough the mnn 1tnctur of burginI' tools. 110 sllld the other dn , } ' , l'OW dentin II , } ' : "In m , } ' youth I wns u mnehlnlst. bl 11 thn I.J\IslnCo'J dllln't JIll , } ' n t 1111. . . . . thlc : set mnn came to me onu mornln ut : IIhowl'll me a jlmm"I'll glvo , } .ou tl dollllrs Cor u dupllcato of thl , ' he sal ' . 111111 1 tool. him UII joyfully , C01' Inl' Innoeenee I didn't Imow what II jlr my WitS nnd , IIl'shlell , I foresaw n t per eent prol1t In the job. So 1m/II the burglur's tool , and atterwurd I , mule UIO thlck-Het ml1n some OUI I' Implements , and Ilrter thut u nll\ \ . fIxed lip nn outfit tor a friend of bls. I. "Thu,8 , In a yenr , " contInued t1 .t . mnn , nccordlng to the Phllad lph 'I Record , "I had more work tllIlII I cou 8 do ; f'lght or ten , ' 1I11lInous-loollnjt I U dlvldunls brought me In bll : ord rB e " . or ) ' dn , . , and In fOllr , } 'ears 1 hn'Q Sl1 ) . $10,000 , 'rhen I Iult. I pulled out al I. 1\'ont Into my preRent line , whlcb I1n : n me well enollgh , though Ibt protlts u n nothing to these that you will find s bllrglnr tool milking. I often wend wbo Inberlted m ' old time u'Ilde. " La Cost of IJivhl6t Ill\'rcalied rso I"cr OCll e. In 11"0 , .ears t hI ! coat ot foodJItUI II ) necel8nry to 8ustl\In Ilto hila nd".uci Id W per cent In New York cU , . , and on LI Imaller tlcule throughout the countr , . . . . . + + + + + + + 01' + + ' 10 + + + + + + + + + + + + + 1 C00D t 5hot.StotieSI I- + + + + + + + + + .t- + + + + -H + + + + + + + . ; ofo - - - - - An Inquisitive womnn once naked ProfeRaor Atlllre , hoCore he left on hl8 111.fated bnlloon trip : "How wlli you Imow when , } 'O\l 1111"0 really crosRad the North 1'01IJ , Ilrofcflor ? " "Oh , thllt 1\1\1 \ he Hhnplo enough mndnme , " replied - plied Andre , , \UI hla well. known dry lIum01' ; flU north wlud wJl\ \ become n outh oU ( ' . " A gushing , } 'oung womnn stood haforo the portrllit of 'j'holl1l1s .1 efCcrson In ) lIe of the lohllll > s of thu nlltlonlll OIlP' ( tel , the othl'r lillY , thl' plule on which 'l'IlI'H shnp1. } ' I he nllml' , " , TefCeI'son. " "Oh , " Hhe ( 'alll'll to her eOl11lHlnlonll , 'conHJ hN'l' quid' , glrlH , Ullll Hen ' .100' Jcfferson's Illdure , It's 111 the cos. : lIIl1e of Boll A'reR. fillIllt's Just rllnl1 ; ut 1 do wlHh I hl' > - hml pulllll'll him IIH ! tII1 YIIII Wllllde. " A lghlllc ) [ ' III IleWHI11l1ll'r worlc In n oulhl'rn town. who oecIIHlollnl1 : , ' "Hant lIIlr" to Olll' of till' Xew Ym'lc Ilallles , plcwd ] up IIIt 1\llI1l11l'r whllt seemed . . ; 0 him u "hi Htor : , . . II III'r'lng : to the wle I'l1ph olllce he "querlall" the tel. gl'lIllh ( 'lilt or : "COIUIIIII Hlor > ' on so 11111 HO , Shall I send It ? " 'I'he reI11 : , " l\'n8 brief 111(1 11roml1t , hut , to the ell' : huslu8t , unHa tlsflldor : , ' . "Senll six nundred wOI'dH , " Willi nll It HIIII1. 'Clln't ha told III II'HS thl1l1 twph' { ) hlln- 1red , " he wlrcd haclc. Hefol'c long the eply cnme : "Stor , } ' of erolltloll of , , 'orId toW III Hlx hllndrel1'1' ) ' 11. " HnM. . Greene , n prollclll'r nt Ii'lnd- : c"s , Lake , I'll. , toolc his cOllgregatlon o tusk a few SUlldu's ago , heelluse : ho members were not , In his ol1lnlon , Ivlllg suitable support to chlll'ch work. rho reverend gent1emlln menUoned hy lama se\'en of those whol11 ha regunl- d as nt Cault. , hilt WIIS InJlldlclous WOllgh to In/\Ile / Editor Boermnn u1\ong the lot , " " 'h , } ' , " said the renchor , "Mr. Boarman enl : , ' paid a Iollnr townrd 01 : " sUPl10rt , " ' 1'he editor : etortell : "It wru ; dear at thl' price , " md h' . Greenc therellpon lannIed thllt it Is dangerous to monke : , ' with a bllzz- saw. I..leutennnt-Genl'ral Miles declnres thnt onca n dell gHtJol1 oC rchelllolls In- IluJ1s visited hlH < : III11P In the West for 1 powwow. Amen oUlcr thing'S , they Ivere shown a telephona , und nllowed I to tnlk o\'er It , { lIeh Interested , the , } ' lmnamled to Imow whence cnmo the I voices they haard , nml wh , } ' they shollid I omo through the lIttle hlaek Instru" I :1\cnt. It WIIS , of coursc , hllpos.qlble tJ . Quke them understuml the prlnclpleE i > f electricity , so the genernl told them that the Grent Spirit hlul lent hif :1ghtnlng : to the white men , nml tl1n1 lorced the hUl11nn'OICCR Into the mtll , box thay I'UW. Ro Impressad wer ( the , } ' by this wondar nnd the under , tJlI1dlng with the Grcat SlIh'lt whlcl It hllplled , thnt the ) ' returned to tlwll : lomes nml bCCl1me slIch ndvocntell fOl ) eace thnt theIr tribe surrendered. AUSTRALIA'S DROUGHT. CoIJlolI. . Unln Blnce ISH , Bbeel : Denll , Bcttlen Jhllncll. Apart from the eneral l'n lIgemenj . ) f forces In thc tnrllT strllggle , n con test Is now going on In Austrnl:1 ! : Yer Ow dlltles on cel'cals ami fed leI' . In conseqllence of Ow tel' 1 1\.Jle \ delolu tlon CII used In' t he con r : lnl1unce of the dl'ol1ght , I { powel'fu o Igltat10n hnll Mpnmg UII Cor the SI18pOn ' . lion of these llulles. 'I'he governmenl Is ou the horns of a dilemma. If 11 tlelds to the pnstoru1l8ts It aliena tI.'ll the ral'mers Ilnd IIIII'H Into the llOnd ! ! 01 Ipeculators In grnlnand cattle food. 11 It rafuses , amI the drol1ght does no' realc , 11 mlnlnture revoilltion mil : " oe :111' In the Intl'rlor. It wl\l \ 11robnhlJ ! Ither malw II mone , } ' gl'lInt to the dls tresBed dlBlrlets 01' IIlIow rebates tl those In ehllrgl ! of fltlll''III cnllie. ' 1'h , I"erngo l ngllshmnn clln sCllreel : , ' renl Ize the horrors of tl1l' drol1ght In tbll rent cOl1ntr $ , thl'ee-l\l1art'rs \ of WhOBI IIIrCllcc Is ahvll's , bnrren IInd hutofll o the l1\1mnn 1'111'1' . ret the mind tlrst take In 11 few grin facts , \17. . : (1) ( ) j'hat tha dl'Ought 110 : Iinee IS1).1 , kl1led Qff :10,000,000 : slll'ep 11 lIeonslumland New Houth Walala ; (2 ( : hnt with brlaf Slwlls of rllin Hli Irollght hus Illstedin Centrnillml orlJ : \.ustrnlla for IIcvcn long : , 'earH ; ( : I ) tllIl JI mun , } ' whlesprelldln dlstrlets th , : nlnfnll' hns fnllen Crom 22 Inches II IS1t to liO Incl.ICs Inst : "ear , uml (4 ( JlOt thousll11l1s of settlers ure nIJsolutel ; : l1lned and hll\'e nothing hut Imnlc : U11te ) ' a 1111 stnrrntlon he Core then : rhen , let the 11lIIIginalion bestir IIsal u\ll tr , } ' to conJure Ul1 vl8tus of wid Itretches of grllssleslI plllhlH whltonal m Ivllh the slwlelons of deud Hhcep : Le tI , the Londonar e11l1ea\'or to Imuglne hht I , } ' lelr a tllll , 100se-lImhed , drskln1e ( ' II' hollow-f'Yl'd Rl'ltler , wllh II dh't : , ' wld ( ) ( ) lwalco hnt ull dl1l1 , torn , ( 'olorles 1e : Iothe ! ! , riding nlnet : , ' mill's on the bne I ) f n haltslnr\l'Il , bon , } ' horsa Cor n gn' er Ion of wntl'l'-I1IHI lJOrhups he will 11 1 ast begin to rcullze what the drOllll1 neans to his \lIstrllllnn cOIIHln , 'l'h lie mtlook Is 111111.1.11 II gloom : , ' onl' . If th In 'ampornr , } ' rcmo\111 of thc dlltles 0 It ) rmln 111111 Col1d , < < : r wl\l \ brl htl'n It , thai n , n the nllme of God , the sh'll Ihollill ; b " nken.h'lbottrnc COI'reslIolllll'nt ( ] d he I.ollllon Chronll'le. ld - . - - - ) ' ON CLPPING EVERGREENS. re In ; JJruce 1111 < 1 Nor"n , . 1 > lnell UClJulre Ai tcntlon l'erlodlcnll , . , er ' 1'bero Is n grcllt mrll1nce In gnrdet .Ig t.nates. SOIllO Ill'rHons ahhor nnJ It. : hl1g torml1l , Btltr or In thl' sllghtest d , aUllormal te\ ' Will t ! It ( rfl ! ; a S utterly l'd Iho cttremoj the remalllIler hn " 0 bn . lnced Idens , admitting both where the leem fitting end prOlr ! , Jlowe\'ar tnstas will dlsngree , BOUle plllllts Inust 1111'a a muo attention Crolll the prulllnJ ; shellrs to make them nt nIl dcslrable. Mllny e'ergrcen8 mny be thus c1nsslfied , hut tlccsslty only de. 1I1111l1ls'cr , } ' 811ght nllcntlon. Hellnls. IIOI'IIS IInd Ihll's 1I1'J uSIIIIII ) ' much ben , ( 'lIteel by n HIIJ.ht Hhl'lIrln o\'er , } ' two ) 'enrH. Hellliock 111111 NorwllY flprllce mllY nlso ba so trelltcd to their nd\'an. tnge , nnd ) 'awl ! nH wclI. ' 1'0 nccompllsh the deslrod and , which Is thllt of pre"entln bl1rencss of the lower IImus nnd to cncol1l'lIge 11 degree of compnctness without IIbHoluta for. I mllllt , } . , the occnslolllli shcllrlngs should ! tnl.e IIlnce 1It'r IHW ! growth hns IId- "lIncl'd 1J\'l'rlil Inche , IIbout hllif bolllg cut II WII , } ' , fllI 'N a "Tllel' III Moohlln's Ionthl , } ' . 'l'hls chectc 10 nllturlll 1111. "lInCClUl'nt CUtlSOS the gl'owth of Intol'lIl hud111111 consequanll , } ' a more COlli- IInl't IIPllellrnnce. 'l'he Hllruco 111111 IIn , } ' olhel' e\'crgl'eells of 1'1111111 gl'owth 11I111 thllt Corm 1III'gor trel's shoulll be tI'llIImed to grow 1'01lle. whnt cOlllenl. If nllo\\'l'd to hecollw hl'ollllrl' IIhoyl' thnn hl'low tll ( ! Htrollgel' UII\lrr \ J\'IIIl'hI'N \ : will l'rl'ntuall : , ' roh the 10Wl'l' of 1IJ\II'h II1"cnt 1111I1 mlllw thelll . 11I1 ' ' ' less U/II' ' of . wOIII. I : 11I01'1' Ol' / ( folll1le. 1l' HI.I'III'hlJ. : Ill' IWJ.Il'l'll'll lit thl' time dl'Nlgllltl'd It 11I11. " 111' done Inte In the gl'owlng SOIlBOII , If heforc J.:1'owth Is quite l'omillatl'd. ' 1'hen sh'on huds wll\ \ he fOl'med Cor IInolhl'l' HI'USOn's ' 'owth. 'I'hl' III'unhlJ. : of plllPs HltOllid bo dOl1l' h > ' IIllIchlng hllcle the , } "O\lIIg I'owth while It Is soft IInd bl'llUa , Oill Nem'IR No NCWR. A gooll lIewsllnller trIos to give the IIl'ople CI'l'sh tWWfl nlll to "llrcsH UII" 0111 ne\\'H In 1111 nttractl\'c Corm.Iost peolle , IIIw to hear IIgllln whnt the , } ' III1'CllIh' Imow , hut relldel's IIrc few Indeed - deed who would IIppro"e the no\'el nt- tit \HIe of the editor of n Gerl11l1n pnpl'r pUhllshell In Alllericn. Ill' was \'Or , } ' lIIutter-of-fllct , SIl'S , the Wnhlngtoll ! : Post , but n Cliithful , hnrll wOl'lwr. One night there was a grallt fire which destro'ed the cllth'o hlocoppo \ : - Hllo the lIewspnper ol11ee , 'I'ha whole town turned out to see It , nnd the Btreets were crowded. The proprietor of the pnper did 1I0t go out , but lay III bed dreumlng of the fine display the story of the fire would make on the 1Irst pnge of his journnl the next morn- Ing. Ing.But But when ho ope\led \ the sheet at hl'enkfnst , there wns not n word about OJ ( ! tire. With wruth In his e-o , ho went to the otllco allli burst Into the snnctum of his Germnn editor. " " 'h ) ' , " he thundered , "Is there no mention In this morning's Issue of the tire ncros ! ! the streat llist night ? " "Aeh , meln liebeI' Herr , " snlll the edl. tor , cnlml ' , "for \ 'y'aRte so much guto I pnpar ? Bfrybod , } ' ynR In de street. , und see de 111'0 himself. Vy should " 0 tell de t'lngs , 'ut de people seen nlrenl1y ? Shlill ve de naws print or vnt efrybody knows ? Dc : , ' hnf seen do 1Ire , but do de ) ' Imow dnt Schleler hns 10l.lt his dog ? No. So I haYe dat printed. " An Uhl Ono Recalled. ' 1'he fnet thnt nn Irish story , thougb h.lte , Is I1lwn's pnt , WIIS Illustrated : , 'esterda , } ' , when District Attorney Heeves told this nnacdote : "S IUC IIeol11a ohJet't to relonslng prisoners - oners on a 1I0ater heel1usa of the fnet thllt the renegades nro turned loose upon other communities. ' 1'hat reminds - minds mu of Iho Irlsluunn wbo , alter renchlng Amerlcn , wns full of home- slek brug , In whleh nothing In Amerlcn - . e\'en nllprolll'hed things of a slmllllr yarlety In Irclnnd. In spellklng of the ; bees , of the ould sod ha grew especlnll , } ' [ ,08l'1I te 11I111 Raid : - "Who : , ' , th' hllzo In thnt counthry Is twice UII hlg ns In'thls. Indnde , they'ro hlger , thlln that. ' .rhay're ns big as th' Hhllpa : "e hll\'o In this counthry ! " "BeeH 1111 hlg as sheep ! " said his In. credulous IIRtener. "Why , whnt kind of hl\"cs do they ha\'e to keep them - 111 ? " " o bigger than th' ones In this coun. - thr ' , " wus the rel1l , } ' . " 1'I1l'n how do Iha heas get Into the hl\"eH ? " ho wus asked. " 'Vcll , " r1111el1 the Irishman , "that's their own dom loolwut.-Los Angeles lIernld. ' 1'CII11Y8011'1I 'l' ctlcIIS11ess. Sc\'eral storll's ure told of ' .rennyson's thoughtless speeches. "What tlsb Is this ? " ho onee nsked his hostess 'WheN lie wns dining. " " 'hltlng , " she replied , ' ' 'I'he meanest l1sh there Is , " he remark. ed , Iulte unconscloull thnt ho could hl\\'o wounded nn , } ' one's feelings. Yet his Idmlness of heart wns sueh that when hlH pnrtrldgo wns nClarward gl\'en him nlmost raw ho ate steadll , } ' through It , for feuI' his hostess mlgbt ue'exOll. . On one oceaslon 'l'ennyson wns'er : , ' rude to [ rs. Brotherton , n nalghbor I1t Freshwah'r. 'l'ho next du , } ' he eume to har houo with n grent cabbugc undet eneh nrm. "I henrd you lIIwd tbose , so I brought them , " he snld , genlull ) ' . It was his Idea of n pea co olrerlng , Prctt ) 1\Iuoh the 81n110. 'l'he shndes of nliht werl' upwnrd drnwn .Tllst DS n youth of IJrnlns nnd brnwn Unto the brenktust tnble hied And to the wnlter IOlldly cried , "One shreddl'd wbent ! " ' .rhc walter brouiht It on n plale And wnlched the ) 'Ollnmnn / wblle h ntl' And whell there wns not lett n shred Ot nil thnt shred lIed whent he snhl , "guelslor ! " 'l'hl' ) ' 011111 : mnn ne'\'l'r crncked a smile , Bllt ntter ponderln ! ; n wblle ' .rhe nptness ot the walter's jest ArMI' nl1d thlls hhnsl'lt expressed , , "I think YOII're rlht ! , " -Judie , Arter u mnn hns been dlsal1lQlntOlllIl love be dc\'elolS Into l 11rst-eIRtis cynic , All Is not gold thl1t shows up In It alltterlng mining prospectus , OUR BUDGET OD' : 'UN. HUMQROUS SAYINGS AND DOINGS - INGS HERE AND THERE , 101u 1I nml Jolelcts thnt Arc 8uPPollcd to IIn"e neeu Hecclltly lJorn-8l1ylnKII emi IJolrU:8 thllt Arc OM , CUrlOUIi end Lllu&hllhleTheVcek'lI Humor , "So J'eoll ha nn nrtlst ? " Interrogated the old CnrlUor lit tha stntlon. "Ye , " raHponlll'll the dapl1er YOlln chnp with thc easel , "nnll I paint stili . I1fl' . " "Ypoll do ? " 'all , come Ollt nn' skpteh III : , ' 'tllrm 1IIIIIIls dllrln worlclng ho\l1's. " --Chil'lIgo Dull : , ' : \ews. " ' 011 1'helr lIenrtH. 1\lHI > ' I'IIes-So : " 1'1' got Ila kills' Hrll1ll:1 : II ! : , ' nn' dey sh'e : " ( ' 1' two Illl'S. nlll ' tl'l1 llal1l ' lost 'el' IInlal's : "I'r : " ( J1' , } ; In Ill' wllr' ! 1''lIl1clll 1'1'll'-Naw , I sed I lost IlelU 1o1100lln' ore IIrec1'llcl.ers. All AllmiHslolI. Fn thl'l'--Joroth- thin j'OIIllg' mlln IIlIr rlll1lll S' ! 1I1111hlel'-Well ; , pnl1n , ho 11-1ln8 11111IIOlIg , . Con" " IC"ICirJll. . r - - - - - , II Patient-Doctor , thllllks to J'ou uud : , 'our malllcille , I feel like a new man alraud : , ' . Doctor-Neyer mind 'ou'l1 be - , , } soon , } 'ourself ngaill. The Critics , Idll-Yes , It was n cnse of lo\'e at first sIght on his part. lay-IIm ! What a pit ) . he didn't tnkc n seconll sight. - An Innocent Tip. She-It's nWfull : , ' sl\ly \ In n younA mlln to rock the bent when he tnkes n girl out for n row. I1L..Yes : hut I suppose ho likes to henr the girl Rerenm. She-But Ihe wOllld scranm just ns loud If he attempted to kiss her and it's eyer so much s.\fer. An Unblnllcll View , Youllr.lmh-'l'here's nothlll lIka mnt- rlll10ny for taaehln n young man the \'uille of moncy. Ohh\'l'd-'l'hat's rIght. A dollnr n I11nn IYes to his wife looks twlco ns big ns tha dollar ha blew In on her llurlng courtship. Unther EV III"c ! , Sha ( to hel' fianca-I am sl1re you think that Smith girl pretty. lIe-Yes I think she Is - , l1ratt--ar- uill. Com pn risen , ' 1'ho Hoarder-I don't belleYe I ant enough to CeOlI a bird. 'l'he Lanl1\l\l1-Whnt \ , kind of a bird ? . \n ostrleh ? Her Excuse. Frlanl1-But are you olng to jl1mp right Into colors ? Wh , } ' not wear hnlC- mourning Cor nwhlla ? 'Villow-llccnl1se you Imow some gr nt Huge nllYlsOlI I1S nm'er to 110 thll1gs 1I ' halyes. Quite 8ultnhlr. . - = - - - - - - - : e. = : J _ . , _ ' _ Stone CulterWhn t Inscription do 'ou wish on the monument ? Willow-Well , ns he wns m , } ' sovanUl husbnnd , just put n hnnd on It pointing 1I1w tbls , nnd undarnaath the lIue "SeY- I en Up. " The IhuH. PIIl'Son-So : " 0' consldl'r rlldelnh SmllT to be \ 'Orslcl'fltlcnl ? I Daacon-Skaptlenl ? Why , pnwson , ef he wnh nllowed to reneh da panrly uteg ho'd ehlp oCf n place to sae Jf the 1 panrl wl1h genuine. Ucllcntc Inslnuntlon. lIssow Yorl.-I thOIlht : so mueh of our old : "lIeht thnt 1 hllll n pnlr of cnm'us slIDes mnde ont of thl' snll. lIss OhlcaGrnclous ! Was It Inrga . enough for thnt ? In A. D. 100G , Irs. Ul1todnte ( to mnldllrln ) , you need not set out. the enpsules tor lIr. ' dinner. I ha'\'e ' Uptodate's \ recel\'cd n ll1rconlgrum thn t ho wt\l \ not be home UlltII 10 o'elock , nN his Snntos'Dumont. ) bl1a hns hml n IIrl'akllown.-Jut1ge. Secret Ollt. Smith-Brown Is certainly a goo ! } I mnn. lie nlwnYti HJ1l'uks well of his nelghhors. Joncs-Thnt 18n't cIua to hili goodn s. He Is nnxlol1s to sen bls house and lot. ' -Ol1lcu o : iews. : . . : : . . . - , . . . . . , . " . . . . I ' . or , " 80".lnWild Ontll , "Sence thmn city bonrders got to comln' here ol1r .Tohnny bns been goln' to the bad , " snld Mrs. lInyseedo to : \rs. Olo\'erto11l1. "You don't sllyl" "YCf ! , Indeed I JIo's got to stnyln' out Into nt night. Why , lnst Snt'dny night ho went ofc do Yn town anll ne'\'er came home I1ntll nlter ufter D. 1"0 got n - mind to usk the prencher to taUt to him 011 the errOl' or his wl1y.-Bnltlmoro American. NecII , . Irulccll , "Cnn't , } 'ar help a poor mtln ( tnt In wlllollt money ? " whined the rusty In" \ . . . y dl\\lll1nl \ on the sldewnllc. r "Bl1t how do I know thnt YOll are wllhol1t mono , } ' ? " damnndod the pros. parous citizen. "now do , } 'er know ? Wh , } ' , can't j'e ! see I don't wan l' a PanalUll hll t- Chil'ngo News. 'rhe 'Villt ChllufTeur. "IslI't II ( ! satisfied with nn nuto\1lobll thlll will smllsh records , " "No ; he wnnts ono thn t will smnsh trees lIul1 tele raph poles. " HIH Opinion. Irs , De 8t1e-1Iow : llo I loole In my , naw hllthlnl ; snit , denr' , Ir. De St'Il'-Oh , , whnt little there Is of , } 'ou In It looks ull rJght. He WUII " ' 18e , TOllehla-Su , , } ' , Coiner , I'd 1I1co to 1111"1' a short tnlk with , } ' 011. ColnC1'-lt'g 110lSC , ' 1'o\lohloy. I hn ven't got a dollnl' In In , } ' clothes. - - 'VIHe Precuutlon , Blxh-I ' DaCol11 carries a : , - see : , 'ol1ng foobnan l1erclJ,11 on the renr of his n uto\llobl1e. N Ixl-ll uh ! 'l'hn t Innocant-Iooklng foolmun Is a coronel' In dlsgl1lse. Lost nlul " 'Oil , Green-Jones tails me : ' "OU lost your Job II : , ' sln'lng u week longer on your mcntlon thn11 the 111'111 gUYO : , 'ou ? Brown-Yes , but thnt one boosted m , } ' tlnnnclni prospects out of slgbt. Grcen-Ilow's thnt ? . Brow11-1 1II1u'I'10l1 the only daughter of a mun worth $100,000. Pair of Them. Onn\'nSSe [ ' ( anterlng otllce-I ) would 111.0 to see the ml\l11lger. Pl'oprlator-Wbleh one-the office boyer or the t'pcwrlter ? - - Only the T\'uth. Emplo'er-So ) 'OU Wllt ! to the ball ga\lla , eh ? Thought you were going to the cemeter : , ' ? Otllce Bo , } ' ( who saw homo tenm lose ) -Well , I jl1st lIS well' had. I snw S ( ) mIUI , } ' 'dend ouas. ' " JU8t Home from SchooJ. , r n I , II - - Irs. Retired-Well , Bridget , now whnt's tha 111uttar ? Isn't m , } ' dnughtar Esther In the Itltehen to help you ? Brld at-That's just It , mum. If 1'\0 got to eut her cooking , I'lllult. IInd to Dccille , Two jolly sons of Erin haltad at u wn\'slllIJ : Inn. "Phwnt docs the soln ! s.Pnt'l" nsked one , " 'Aecommodutlon for mon an' bastet rand the othar. "Thin : . ' ' 1It.s go In. "JIould on. " "I'hwllt COl' ? " " \\'hlch ny us will ha th' 1110n I1n' which th' aste-Chlcago Dally : \ews. Another GenernJ. " . \n- : letters COI' 1110 , Pomp ? " de- mluulecl till ! pompous 0111 ganaral ns he hob hied out to the gnte. "No , sah ! " respouded the colored malJ carrlcr. " ' ' ' " "Xo letters nddressed 'Genornl'l' "Ona , Mh. " " ' 1'hen It must lIa for mo. I am tho' 0111 : , ' general In town. " "Ah donn think so , sr/ ! . " "Whnt geneml Is In" "Genernl delivery. " Ills lIeUer. She-Do you balle\'e thnt pcople should mnrr , } ' their opposites ? IIe-Certalnl : , ' , 1.'hat'8 why I nm 1001.lug for n girl with money. Lonf-Wlnllcll. ; : : Telos-\r. Gn'le"s , , stories nro rlltbal hrond , don'tou thlnl. ? .Tess-Parhnlls , but fortunntel , } ' they . . .4 nre not as brrod as they arc long.- Phllndelphla Press. 1I0th Useful nnd Ornnulentnl. Iother-I don't SI'O thnt you laarned nn.tklnl , , ; elthel' usaflll or ol'llnrnentul at thl1 t 8ehool Inst , } 'eur. Prett , } . Dnughter-Oh , hut , } .ou don't Imow , 1"01' ona thing , I lenrned how to mnlw 111 , } ' shoolnee eon.lO untied when , onr I wlsh.-Xew York Waalcly. j 8UIht YnrlnUon. Stubh-Wben you proposed I SUPPOSQ I shc sprung thnt 0111 gng , " ' 1'hls Is so s\IIldan ! " Pann-Nothlng of tha 1.lncl. She snll1 : "You sill : , ' Ulln'h ! : , ' I1ldn'tou sn , } ' the word sooner uml Mn'e gns bills ? I The Wlac Jo'Jy , Once n foolish 1I , } ' sull1 to the Phre , nologlst Fly : "Coma nnd let us mnkc halite amI nllght on , } 'onder bnlll helld. " " ot so , " Rnlll the PhrenologIst 11'Iy , "Con , } 'OU 1I0t sao .thnt the buld hand pOSSeRSl'S IIn I'nOrlllOllS buUlp of COlli , hntl\'l'nl'l > s ? " ' 1'bI8 tencht'6 Us that Il Misfortune Dl 1 I1t ' 1'hneR Possess . \dYl1ntn cs.-BaIU. ' " more Amerlcun.