Hemingford herald. (Hemingford, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1895-190?, December 18, 1896, Image 3

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Good Farm and Fruit Lands.
Hark! All Yo Inveatorn and Homo
loss Fooplo.
Would roii llko to buy a farm when tho
land would incrcoso hi rnluota.OO per aero
each year for tho next flvo ycarst Or, If
You nro renting, where tho pnyments would
bo less than tho yearly rent that you nra
now paying: where you will bo only 50 miles
from Houston, a city with 10 railroads;
IXi1? croP9 w,u not J"011 f"in $15.00 to
123.00 per aero u year; near, whero 13 acres
of pears havo netted a farmer over 15,000
nor annum; whero you can In Docember ro
Into your garden and got for your dinner
fresh lettuce, radishes, peas, beans, cab
bage, beets, celery, onions, now Irish and
sweet potatocsj and on your way lnt tho
houso gather crysanthemums, roses and
other varieties of flowers for your tablet
where tho cllnmto is mild and delightful j
where frosts rarely over coino ; whore your
stock can maintain itself on tho prairie
nearly tho year nround; where you don't
havo to spend In tho winter all that you
mako In tho summer; but, instead, can
ralso something almost every month in tho
year.
.All this and more can bo hadntCHES
Tervillb, Texas, where wo havo a tract
of land 8 by 12 miles, with two railroads run
ning through it nnd two towns on it. Writo
for our pamphlet, Fertllo Farm Lands,"
price, terms, etc. Also as to cheap excur
sions via tho Hock Island to Ft. Worth and
from there over tho Santa Fo to Wallls,
ucxas, nnd San Antonio & Aransas Pass to
Chcstcrvillo, as well as how to secure
FREE FARE TO TEXAS.
SocTHEn.v Texas Colonization- Co.,
John Limuehholm, Mgr.,
110 Rlalto Building, Chicago.
Christmits tilfta of Money.
"If, after thinking- for a long- Umo,
you cannot deehlo what sho (my poor
ffirl friend) would like best," writes
Ruth Ashmoro, in advising pirls ns to
their Christmas-giving in the Decem
ber Ladies' Home Journal, "and you
ltnow well enough to leavo to her tho
choice of tho gift, then send her the
money that sho may spend it for her
self. Hut make this money look more
like a chosen gift, und less liko that
which is so hardly earned by her;
trouble yourself to go to tho bank and
put it in gold.or at least in :i now bank
note, and inclose it in a tiny little
purse. "
Merchants Hotel, Omaha.
COnNIilt FIFTEENTH AND FAKXAM STS.
Street cars pass tho door to and from
both depots; in business center of city.
Headquarters for state and local trade.
Kates 52 and S3 per day.
l'AXTON & DAVENPORT, Prop's.
To C linn co Cotton.
A new method has been devised for
"animalizing" cotton that is for giv
ing it the character of animal fiber, so
that it can bo dyed by tho processes
that aro used for wool. Heretofore
this has been accomplished by im
pregnating the material with albumin
or casein; but in tho new process tho
cotton fiber receiver a thin coating of
WooL In preparing tho bath for this
purpose a small quantity of wool is
first dissolved by boiling with barium
liydrntc. The barium is then removed
by carbonic acid pas, and a littlo form
aldehyde is added. Tho cotton cloth
Is wetted with tho solution so prepared
after which it is dried, steamed and
washed. It can then be dried directly
with any acid or basic dye, although
the colors obtained arc not so fast as
on wool.
Ilopn for the Dull One.
Dullness is not always an evidence
Of a lack of brains. Parents should
not bo discouraged because their child
ren aro not always as bright as those
of their neighbors. When Isaac Har
row was a boy he nppeared so stupid
that his father said, if God took away
any of his children ho hoped it would
be Isaac. Yet that boy lived to be one
of tho greatest divines of the Church of
England. Douglas Jerrould wns also n
dull boy, and Napoleon's teacher said
ho would need a gimlet to put learning
into the head of tho future conqueror
of Europe. . Sir Walter Scott, Chatter
ton and many others were notably dull
boys.
Xlecemnn'n 4'umphnr Icn with Glyrcrlne.
Curr a Chapped Hamls and Face, Tenih'r or Sore I'tet,
Chilblalni, l'llei, ice, O. (I. Claik Co., New Haven, Ct,
To Purify tlio Cittern.
If you suspect that tho cistern water
Is foul, suspend in it by a ropo a mus
lin bag containing three or four pounds
of charcoal, und it will become pure in
a few days. Rake the charcoal nnd
you can use it the 4ame way again. Tq
keep out the charcoal, toss into tho cis
tern one ounce of permanganate of
potasso. All tho refuse will settlo to
tho bottom nnd the water become clear
and odorless. Washington Evening
Star.
Mi'. Wlniluiv'n Soothing; Njrup
For chlldrmieetliinK,of lent tlioeumf.rrilutriiiiflitn.
malign, allays pain, cures w Ind colic. 55 rrnti u bottle.
An average bized coconuut produces a
pint of milk.
The Inrgoit kitchen in tho world i that
pf the lion Moreno, in l'nris.
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II Suffering
Women, il
Alas ! women do
suffer. 'Why. we
often cannot tell, but
we know there is
one great cause, and
that is weakness.
The headaches, the
depressed feelings, the pains, the
discouragements, indeed, almost
all the misery has a common
cause weakness. At such times
a woman always needs a friend
that can be relied- upon, and such
a friend, for more than twenty
years, has been that greatest of all
t remedies,
By its purity and its power it '. '.
furnishes a prompt relief for ;:
women in their hours of need,
and if the grateful expressions ;;
which come up from the homes
of the land about Tvhat SAFE : :
CURE Jus done were printed, ::
they would fill volumes. If you, ; ;
reader, are a sufferer, cart you -not
take hope from this tug' ''
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That doctors commit mistakes Is not
generally known, although case from
time to time find their way Into the
newspaper. Dr. Cnrpenter, who tnaj
bo said to have Introduced the scien
tific study of human physiology Into
Kiiglund, burned himself to death
while attempting lo lako n. Turkish
bath in his own room by enveloping
himself In a blanket nlul sitting over
a spirit lamp. However, wlieit it man
poisons himself It Is his own peculiar
business which Is Involved, ut when
he takes to poisoning others, not with
malicious Intent, but simply In error,
a natural apprehension m.iy well per
vade the public mind. Protection in
the matter is extremely simple, as the
following narrative will show:
About eight o'clock on a June even
ing a victoria, drawn by a pair of high
stepping bay horses, drove up to a cel
ebrated chemist's shop In Hond street,
and an elegantly-dressed lady of about
2." years of age descended from tho
carriage. .She walked hurriedly
through the shop Into the dispensing
department nud, throwing n piece of
paper on the counter, said:
"Please make up Mils prescript Ion,
and send It at Ohee. I would watt nud
take it myself, but I um Just going out
to dinner. It Is very Important."
Tho assistant bowed, took tip the
prescription, and then seemed to hesi
tate. "Well," said the lady, who seemed
of a highly nervous, irrltablu dispo
sition, "Well, what Is tho matter?"
"I am afraid, madam," said the as
sistant, "that I cannot dispense this
prescription."
"Oh, nonsense," replied the lady.
"That Is what they said at In
Mayfnlr, so I brought It on here. I
suppose Dr. Blank knows what he
prescribes."
"Doubtless, madam! but; although
Dr. Blank Is one of the most eminent
in his profession, T dare not make up
this prescription, as the strength at
which the drug Is here ordered is not
allowed by the British pharmaco
poeia." "Oh, nonsense!" repeated the lady,
commencing to patter oil the floor with
her mnall fool. "This Is monstrous.
Here is my husband waiting for mod
icine of the utmost importance to his
condition, nnd two chemists' assist
ants think they know better what Is
good for him than one of the leading
men of the College of Physicians. C,xq
me the prescription and I will get It
prepared elsewhere."
"If you will allow me, madam," he
said, "I will take n cab to Dr. Blank's
and If he confirms the prescription I
will then prepare It."
"No, I will not," returned the lady,
who was now In a stnte of nervous.
hiitatlon. "I will not. My husband
is in a serious condition, nnd I shall bo
late for dinner. I have already lost
half an hour and I cannot have further
delay." With that slit? snatched up the
prescription and hurried out.
The assistant was seriously per
turbed. The mistake in the proscrip
tion was a grave one so grave, Indeed,
that the administration of a single dose
would probably prove fatal in two
hours. It was possible that some young
or inexperienced assistant at sonic
small chemist's, overawed by the great
name of the physician and by the
lady's imperious manner and elegant
attire and equipage, yould be found to
dispense it. Then trouble would en
sue which might be utopped now.
Thinking thus, the assistant told bis
fellow worker In the dispensary that
he would go to Dr. Blank s, and, hur
rying Into Bond stret,e Jumped into the
first imssliu: hnnsom. and In five min
utes was ringing the bell of the doc- J
tors house In Hurley street. Hie foot
man who opened the door said Dr.
Blank was out.
"Where was he?"
Iteally, the footman did uot know.
"Very important, was It?"
Ah! Well, then, he (the footman)
must Inquire. This he leisurely pro
ceeded to do. And the chemist's as- j
sistnut, who was of an Imaginative ,
turn, nmuseu mmseii uy picturing
inennwlille the death of the patient;
the professional rolu of himself, the
Mnyfalr chemist nud the great physl
flan; the grief and self-reproach of the
lady, who, despite her wayward, irri
table and careless demeanor, was evi
dently fond of her husband. And he
had already arrived at the coroner's
Jury verdict of manslaughter when the
footman returned with the intelligence
that his master was (lining with MnldA
Vale. The cab soon whirled the er
rant knight of the pestle and mortar
Into the Edgewnre road and drew tin
at one of the large houses which lie i
at the right hand side of Mald.i Vale
Immediately after passing the canal.
Dinner was evidently in full progress,
and the footman showed the assistant
Into nn ante-room with no very good
grace. Here another wait occurred,
which preyed on the already irritated
ucrves of our friend even more than
the previous one at Hnrley street. At
last the door opened, and the doctor
entered. He was a dapper little inan,
about . feet " In height, with a pale,
thin face, and hair and mustache the
color of tow. Ills clear, steel' blue
gray eyes saved' ids appearance from
being insignificant. He looked lu
qutriiigly at the assistant, who, bow
ing, bald:
"1 am a dispenser, sir, at Messrs.
. At about .1 o'clock this evening
a lady, Mrs. , presented -n pro-4
MHlption, signed by you, in which pot-
iv iir&i'uicu wns orcicveu in tnree
dram doses." ..
"Cood (.od-" cried the plijslclnn. "!s
It possible?"
"There tan be no doubt of if," re-;
piled the assistant, 'as the prescription
was refused by another chemist."
Tho doctor walked himledly up and '
down the room.
"Cnn It hnvc been altered?" he mut-'
teii-d.
"1 looked carefully for thai; but J
there was not the slightest sign of an '
ernsuie. Xo, sir." continued the assist- ,
nut. "I am afraid it Is a little mlstakit '
on your part. .J ouly fear that It may i
be made up and administered, and I
therefore went at once to your house, '
and. learuJug whore you were, camo oa '
Ueie." 1
Quite rlsbt. quite tight' raid the'
dortoi "Havn vru p cab waiting)
Tbnt's well. I'll go vlh you at once
to tho patient."
11 look but a few irlnr.les for llie doc
tor to hmke his excuses nnd return
ready for dcpaiturc, and the cab, once
more In motion, turned toward tho
neighborhood of Eton Square. Tho
house at which It now pulled Up be
tokened far greater wealth than either
of the other two at which It had
stopped sltice chattered In Bond street
but 1111 air of quietude peculiar to resi
dences In which lie Invalids In n Very
critical condition, pervaded the plnco.
Tho street door wns opei ed liolpelessly
by a fotmnti befiro the ornipuhtft of
the cab were fairly on the doorstep,
and llie doctor wns shown Into n room
on the ground floor which answered tho
purposes of a library, as much ne such
rooms usually do In London houses.
"Send me Nurse Moore," said tho
doctor.
"Nurse Moore is out for txerclse," re
plied the footman. "Nurse NorrW Is
on duty; I happen to know, for she
took the new medicine which I carried
up not five minutes ngo."
Dr. Blank was a little man, and littlo
men are usually quick In their mo
tions. But never did ninn, little or
big. fly up the stnlrs at the same rnte
as he did before the last words were
out of the footman's mouth. The as
sistant followed, but had only reached
the first floor when the doctor entered
tho bed room 011 the second. Nurse
Norrls was standing by tho bed meas
uring a dose of medicine from a bot
tle. She was a tall, dark young wo
man of twenty-five, very pleasant-looking,
and apparently pursuing her voca
tion with care, as she did not even
look up when the doctor entered.
"None of that, nurse!" exclaimed Iho
doctor.
"1 beg pardon, sir," snld the nurse,
now tiroused at the sense of some in
congltilty In the physician's manner,
which became Intensified when a
strange young man very much out of
breath, almest fell Into the room from
the passage.
"I should say. How Is the patient?
A very warm night, and likely to ren
der him very uncomfortable," contin
ued the doctor, with his soul lu his eyes
and his eyes en thp bottle.
"1 think I am a little belter, doctor.1'
Bald it weak Voice from the bed, on
which lay a man of about thirty, with
the peculiarly emaciated and drawn
look which invariably follows a pro
longed or very severe lllLcts; "a little
easier."
"That's right." Hitia"lhe doctor, feel
ing the invalid's pulse, "that's right.
Yds, a marked Improvement.' Then,
having completed n rather lengthy ex
amination, 1k turned to the nurse. "A
decided Improvement, nurse. For to
night we will discontinue all drugs.
Olve nothing except his tisunl nourish
ment until I come again. Dr. W
will return to-morrow, und when wc
have a local practitioner once more In
attendance you will talce your instruc
tions from him. In th meantime, glvo
no medicine. Indeed, I will take it
with me." And, without noticing the
hurt and resentful loek of the nurse,
the doctor pounred on the bottle and
transferred it to bis coat pocket.
On that particular .Tune evening tho
nsslstnlil at Messrs. had been
gravely cogitating whether ho would
Do justified in wedding the girl of IiIb
choice, who was too dejlcate to be nble
to adtl to the common" purse, on n sal
ary of J500 it year, rnd had decided In
the negative. Blx months after a quiet
but very happy wedding paity re
turned to a very flourishing chemist's
shop In the neighborhood of Cavendish
Square, which bore the name of the
assistant over its front ns Its proprie
tor. And if you have ever occasion to
cousult the great physician, you may
be Riue that, whatsoever his opinion of
your case may be, he will add, s ho
hands you your prescription: "Bo sure
you have It made up at a good chem
ist's, Mr. Is an extrenielv cnieful
dispenser, and lu addition, personally
nnnlyzes every drug which goes Into
his place. Thank" you. Good morn
ing.!'' Chambers' Journal,
Electricity In the Xin y.
Lieut. Emlle Duboc tells nn amusing
story of an event which, ho says, cr
tainly led to the downfall of hydraulic
machinery in tho French service. A
few years ngo tho authorities of a
great ship building firm were very
inucli perturbed when the trials for
turning the turrets of it new battle
ship, In the presence of the committee
appointed to take over the ship, weie
failures. A day or two befoie every
thing had gone satisfactorily. But
now the turret, after some slight
movements, stuck fust. The gauges
indicated the normal pressure; -there
was nothing wrong with tho turret or
with the racks for rotating It; thore
was no perceptible leak In any of the
pipes; and Jt was so Impossible to as
sign any reason for the behavior of the
turret that the committee had to go
home without seeing It revolve. That
evening and the following day a com
plete overhaul was niado of the svstem
of piping, and it was then disco'u.tu
that one small but Important pipe waa
completely choked by a "quid" of
chewed tobacco which o workman had
doubtless let full into it Inadvertantly.
When this waa removed the turret
workod ns well as ever; but the dis
quietude caused by the want of suc
cess of the day heforo was only In
creased when It was discovered how
inslgnlllcant the cause bad been. From
that day the naval authorities decided
'that in future wherever practicable the
power for battleship operations should
be carried by a wire Instead of a steam
pipe.
A Dmarrt,
like preserved giuger Is made from gel
atine, dates, almonds and ginger. Put
" A delicious dessert for those who
n fouth of a box of gelatine In a cup
half fuH of milk, nnd soak twenty-five
or thirty minutes; then dissolve by
standing over the teakettle. Add to It
fourfour ounces of powdered sugar.
Have ready a pint of cream that has
been whipped, and mix with It care
fully and lightly two tablespoonfiil of
preserved ginger, chopped fine, and
two tnlilespoonfuls of the ginger syr
up. Chop half a dozen dates as line
ns possible nnd add to the cream; then
add the strained Jelly. Stir the mix
ture uutll It begins to thicken; then
pour luto a mold. Serve on a low, lint
d'sh, and powder tho top with almonds
chopped very line If you wish tin
dlsb to look pretty garu'sh wtn swa)l
flowers or grren -avr-
VKXBTIAN ut.Ass-nLrnvtxo,
An Ancient Science Hcvtvcrt nt the
Itoml l'rllialnn Mtmcttm of Art,
Tho art of glass-blowing before tho
lamp Is now carried on lu the lloyal
Prussian Museum of Mechanical Arts
lu the same ninnuor lu which It was
practiced by the old Venetians during
the most flourishing period of their
glass Industry. The famous glass art
ist, Kr. Zltzinatill of Wiesbaden occu
1 pies it room lu the museum In which
he produces from his stock of glass
tubes of different strength nnd color,
by blowing, those fine and delicate
drinking vessels, citrafes, vases, etc.,
lis are seeli In the numerous collect Ions
of old Venetian glass. Similar prod
ucts of more io:ent due are le tig man
ufactured ngaln In Venice and Mum
no since 18(10, when the Industry was
revived by Salvlatl, nnd by the Itheii
Ish (J lass company of Cologne Khrcn
fold. These factories are opcratlug on a
large scale and with the assistance of
all the appliances that modern technol
ogy cnn furnish. Zltznmun, 011 the
other hand, works without any molds
or patterns, using nothing but a few
absolutely necessary tools. Otherwise,
he relies absolutely on bis sense of
form, which Is developed to extraor
dinary keenness. It Is extremely Inter
esting to wntch him nt his work, nnd
observe how fnst and suro the numer
ous articles, so dlffeient In shape, sire
and decoration, nre created by him. A
large number of his products nre on
exhibition In the museum. While the
drinking glasses destined for use show
forms Just ns delicate and elegant as
pure, the nrtlst has been tempted by
his great virtuosity lu overcoming all
technical difficulties, to overload some
or the larger ornamental Vessels exhib
ited with too much by-work. This
ought to be a voided. If the article shall
not use Its practical value. The de
mand for such fnnv glarswaro In Eu
rope Is very fnlr at present. Legal Ad
viser. A Und Plncc to tip Horn In.
There arc a great many advantages
Iti being born an American citizen. One
cnn hope to become president of the
United States and various other high
nnd mighty things; but after all, tho
greatest privilege Is In being born
among a people who arc free from fool
ish superstitions. Suppose you had
been born on the Congo river, for In
stance. HoW would you like that when
you consider some of their beliefs? It
Is told by persons supposed to be well
informed that the people luhabltlng
the district around the Congo river
share with the Ashantces, of whom
we have recently heard such a lot, tho
belief that if their high priest, the
Chltonie, were to die a natural death
the whole world would follow suit at
once, and would dissolve Into air, for
it Is, according to them, only held to
gether by his personal will.
Accordingly, when the pontiff fulls
HI and his Illness Is serious enough to
mako a fatal termination probable, a
successor Is nominated, and he, so
soon its he Is consecrated, enters the
high priest's hut nnd clubs him or
strangles him to death. A somewhat
similar custom obtains lu Unyore when
the .king falls seriously 111 and seems
likely to die, for his wives to kill him.
The same rule Is followed If ho gets
beyond a certnln age, for an old Un
yore prophecy states that the throne
will pass away from the family in the
event of the king dying n natural
death. Harper's Bound Table.
A l'erfect Identincntlon.
Slgnor Arditl, the well known musi
cal conductor, has recently published
his memoirs lu London. Among the
many anecdotes he tells Is the follow
ing adventure he had with r, bank
cashier. He was In an American city
nnd wished to have a check cashed,
but as the cashier did not know Slgnor
Arditl, he told him he must get him
self identified before he could receive
any money.
"But I do not know any one here,"
protested the musical director..
"I am very sorry," said the cashier.
Slgnor Arditl thought for a few mo
ments, nnd presently wild:
"Do you attend the opera, young
man?"
"Frequently," said the enshicr. "1
am very fond of music."
"Then you must know me," contin
ued Slgnor Arditl, and taking oft his
hat he turned his back upon the cash
ier and beat vigorously to an imaginary
orchestra.
"Oh, yes!" exclaimed the cashier at
once. "I know the back of your head
well. You nre Slgnor Arditl." And bo
handed out the money to the musician
without further ceremony. Harper's
Bound Table.
Machine Tlint Wcldm TIioUKht.
Now that scientists havo learned how
to photograph a song as It comes from
the singer's throat, It Is hardly, sur
prising to hear that they can weigh a
man's thoughts.
Think of it! A spectacled man Btoop
Ing over nnd telling by the delicate
movements of nn Indicator whether
you nro studying bard on your next
history lesson or only thinking calmly
of what you will have for dinner.
Surprising as it may seem, a ma
chine has been luvented by nn Italian
scientist named Prof. Mosso, which
will actually weigh thoughts. So deli
cnte is It In Its construction that It will
measure the difference of exertion
needed to read Greek from that requir
ed for Latin. The rush of the blood
to tho head for various kinds of men
tal operations Is what turns the scales,
the bruin requiring more blood for a
difficult subject than for an easy one.
For Fun nt n l'nrtr.
When the fun at fie party lugs, tttart
up and tell those present, quite confi
dentially, that you cau place a glass of
water on tho table so that uo one can
remove It without upsettlug It. O.
course everyone will say that you can't
dn It. Without waiting for explana
tions, fill n ghii-s to the brlnj and cov r
It ulih a piece of paper which comes
well over the edges. Leave the paper
flal. Place tho palm of the hand over
it, nud. by a tpilck moveraeut. turn it
upside down upon tho tnbl-j. Withdraw
the paper gently. The water will re
main In tho glass, but r.c one can vv
move the tumbler without spilling jr.
With a little praetire anv boy or fill
ma I 'b tr"k 'erv aMlv
Artntntngh of fileii.
In reply to tho eiubstlon. is it wlso for
a man to deny himself n fow hours'
sleep a dny to do more work, Tesln,
the great electrician, Bnld: "That is a
great mlstnko, I am convinced. A man
hn3 just so many hours to bo nwako
nnd tho fnwer of theso ho uses up each
day, tho moro days ho will Inst; that
is, tho longer ho will live. I bcllovo
that a man might live 300 years If ho
j would sleep most of tho time. That ts
, why negroes often livo to advanced old
age, because they sleep so much. It Is
snld that Gladstone bleeps seventeen
hours each day; that is why his facul
ties are still unimpaired in spite of his
great ajre. The proper way to econo
mize lifo is to sleep every momont that
It is not necessary or desirable that
I'mi Hlinntfl l,n ntvnlrA
Color lii llniinn rttrnlntiliiR. .
Kvcn tho Iron bedsteads have turned
tfrccn. When combined with brass
j knobs and rails they look well In
rooms of white and green, or pink und
green, but uot as well as thosoof white
and gold or all of brass. A pretty bed
room furnished In green has wicker
chairs of lght olive, tho bedstead brass
and grcon, nnd a green dressing table
with brass trimmings. Tho wall pa
per Is a chintz pattern showing green
leaves nnd pink roses on a white back
ground. The chnir cushions aro cov
ered with ere. ton no that matches the
wall paper. New York I'ost
Knrnirr Wanted
In Every township, three days a week,
luring winter, to distribute snmp!ts, col
lect names of sick poop 0 and work up trade
for thoir druggists on tho 8 pruat family
remedies: Br. Kay's Renovator, Dr. Kay's
Lung Halm, nud Klduovkurn. Good pay to
mnu or womnn. Send for booklet nnd
terms. Dr. B. J. Kay Jlodlcnl Co., Western
olllcc, Omnhn, Nob.
Monument to n rig.
Until within the past fow months no
monuments had ever been erected to
tho momorry of a pig. Tho town of
Lunoborg, Hanover, wished to fill up
tho blank and at the Hotel do Ville in
that town, there is to bo seen a kind
of mausoleum to tho memory of tho
porcine race, In tho interior of the
commcmoratlvo structure is a costly
glass caso inclosing n ham still in good
preservation. A slab of black marblu
attracts tho oyo of tho visitor, who
finds thereon tho following inscription
in Latin, engraved in letters of gold:
"Passerby, contcibplate hero tho mor
tal remains of tho pig which acquired
for itself impcrishablo glory by the
discovery of tho salt springs of Lunc
berg. Nasal Catarrh for Years.
SO-CALLED CATARRH CURES
FAILED TO CURE.
Tlio True Way Is to Tnlto the One True
Illooil I'urlilcr.
Catarrh is caused by impure blood. The
best physicians say so. Tho only wuy to
cure catarrh is to rurlfy the blood. Hood's
BnrsnpariiJa euros catarrh whon all other
medicines fall, Localise Hood's Sareaparilla
islheUno Iruo blood Purifier. TIiIh is
logical, and that it is true is proved by
thousands of testimonials lUo this;
"1 was troubled with nnal catarrh for
many years. 1 doctored for it, and at one
time tool a dozcu bottles of a so-called
catarrh cure, but without t.onoflclal effect.
1 had read or case. where others
flail Hern Cured by Mood's
Barsnparllla, and I determined to try it.
1 took flvo Lotties Inst vear, and was high
ly p:caced with the relief oitalned. I
havo had no particular trouble lrom ca
tarrh lnce that time except a slight in
flammation when I catch cold. I have
.l.r.ovd. In my own-rp, that Hood's Sar
ear arllla will cure catarrh, and I also de
rived boneflt in a general way from its
use It is an excel'cut remedy, and I am
g ad to give my exrericnro with it for ca
tarrh for the benefit of those who may to
siml arly afllicted." 51 its. John Leiimax,
103 Wilkinson St,, Goshen, Indiana..
Ha Dili Nat Obey.
When they told her that tho young
man whose suit alio had rejected tho
prcylous evening had hanged himself
to the gato post directly ho loft her,
tho beautiful girl shrugged her shoul
ders. "It isn't my fault," sho said, coldly,
"I specifically told him ho mustn't
think of hanging around hero any
more."
Plso's euro for Consumptiou has been a
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Madison, VMOtl 42d Ave., Chicago. Ills.
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"Pretty
Pill"
says
Pretty
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IIU Turn.
Wllllo (crying) For goodness sake,
papa, don't go In tho house. Mamma's
Just thrashed me, and you'll bo nextl
49 YEARS
A SUFFERER.
spt. tih, tin,
IlriR Sir Am (7 jrraia old and bfitan taklnit jour
mnllclno lat April forllhtiimatlnn, hlcblha?t had
for Tram, alto for iv wrak hciU Since taklnf'S
Iroi." thf IthtiimalUm hai all dliapprartrf, the allir
urn It none from my jnlnta, and nir heart ntr
inli.ri a lirat, I am loiUr a wr II, trone woman, and
I ovrs II In "i Drop..' I only wl.h I could loand my
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world, and rould routine rrrryona that " Drr-pa"
l 'I you claim It to and more.
Mm. n. T. CiLTia.
Wlnflow,stTcnon Co., 111.
Krcry one knowa that " Drops" It a
quick and rirrmtntnt rnra for Rrtcn
mutlain, Kcumlcln, Catarrh.
llynpcpala, JVelToaaiirai, Lit
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vita aunt as4 aarM aaa lt.1t wUt racalT:
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