Hemingford herald. (Hemingford, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1895-190?, September 04, 1896, Image 7

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GREATEST SIGHT Ifl OMAHA.
A (ilnRla Storo That U r. Cltr tn Itsolf.
THE BOSTON STOEE
Slxtrentii nud Uouglai, Oiuitha.
flrnr & Al lltffin Ili.tlnr U'nrlh nf nnnili nv. '
i:xtrn Spoclnl Bain Diirlng V&r IVeelc
Hint Wonderful llitrcnlua .Mont Won
derfitl Attraction A MoU M'tiiitlnrful
Itrllllunt, Unzxlltifr unci Uurcoouit Kleo
trlo lllutnltintlon UMpliiy nt Mj;lit Thli
Electrical Display Alone Is Worth Com
Injr .Miles to 8eo.
The vory (list place Mint Omaha pooplo
tnko thulr friends to visit li the lloston
htore; liy all otlcta the groatoit murcnntllo
concorti in tlio Wost. The lmmenso crowds
wlilch throng tlio placo all day lone nro la
tliuinsolvos a most Interesting fclKbtj but
ttllnioro Interesting, to thoso who come
from out of town, nro the
Iteally Wonderful Ilargaln,
Which astonish u vory body at every turn
thoy make
Boston Storo, therefore, Invltoa you to
visit the store early nml of ten In fact every
day of your Btay In Omuhu. Wo have fitted
up special reception, nutting, rouulng and
tollut rooms In our toro for the especial
comfort of our out-of-town customers, all
absolutely fruo and without chargo of any
kind to any body. You can write your let
ters, meet your friends, wusU up and make
yourselves gonerally at home In our tIbI-
tors' rooms, and we will take care of your
vatchcls and packages, Rive you a check for
them, all without costing you a cent.
Then when you aro rondy to do your shop
ping, wo will ofTer you
A Chain of Unrcnlns
60 great, so nntontshlnsr, so roally wonderful
that you will hardly be able to realize that
you aro buying goods; It will seem to you as
though thoy are being given to you as a
present. Kovor, so long as wo have bcon
doing business, have our buyors been ablo
to secure so many snaps, so many good
values, as they have during the
past sixty days. Our lmmenso build
ing, wl,h its four storlos and basement,
covering a block, Is one mass of bargains.
In justlco to yoursolf you must visit lloston
Etore and do your trading and shopping
there.
lloston Store practically sells everything.
We Boll dry goods, silks, satins, velvets,
cloaks, Jackets, enpes, wraps, millinery,
boot, shoes, rubbor boots, rubber shoes,
laces, embrotdory, corsets, linens, ribbons,
hosiery, blankets, comfort, bed-spreads,
tapestry, drupsrles, fancy goods, carpets,
rugs, oil cloth, matting, muslin, sheeting,
trunks, valises, umbrellas, fans, rnoa's fur
nishing goods, women's underwear, drugs,
hats and caps, notions, crockery, glassware,
tinware, cutlery, jowelry, candles, teas,
coffees and spices, stationery, books and
toys and a fine restaurant In basement.
uuston stoke, 10th and Douglas.
The Atlantic Monthly for September
will contain two important articles
bearing1 on the political campaign ono
on "Tho Election of tho President" by
the historian John 13. McMaster, and
the other a very striking' paper on "The
Problem of the West" by Professor
Frederick J. Turner, of Wisconsin, lie
traces tho apparent Eastern and West
ern sectionalism and maintains that
tho true American is tho man of tho
Middlo West. The economic reasons
for a divergence of opinion, on tho cur
rency question for instance, aro so
clearly indicated that the article is par
ticularly illuminating' as a study of
opinion as shown in tho present cam
paign. Iowa farms for sale on crop pay
ments. 10 per cent cash, balance
crop yearly until paid for. J. MUL
HALL, Wauhegnn, I1L
"What, no moro tongue?" asked tho
talkative matron of an old acquaint
ance. "Why, you i6ed to bo very fond
of it."
"Yes, I know, replied the absent
minded raun. "And I liko it still-"
Washington Times.
It tho Baby is Cutting: Tcotn.
terror and uso that old and vcll-trlod remedy, lies
Wtxtvow'B Booruua Srcur for CMldron Teething.
A small piece of candle may be made
to burn all night by puttlnc finely
powdered salt on it until It reaches the
black part of tho wick. A small, even
light may bo kept In this way.
FITS Klnppn frre nnd iwrrnanntlv cured. Jfo
fluafi-r Ural tUy'a u of Dr. Kllne'nOrrat Kervo
Urtilorer. Free 82 trial bottla and treatise.
bend to Dr. Klin, Nl Arch 8t., Philadelphia, Pa,
Old-fashioned lirocsdo makos lovely
waistcoats for tailor gowns.
Only 110 divorces have been granted In
Canada in twenty years.
There re altogether over 113,000,000
women In India.
1
Gladness Comes
With a better understanding1 of tho
transient nuture of the many phys
ical Ills, which vanish before proper ef
forts gentle efforts pleasant efforts
rightly directed. There is comfort In
the knowledge, that so many forms of
sickness aro not due to nny actual dis
ease, but simply to a constipated condi
tion of tho system, which tlio pleasant
family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt
ly removes. That is why it Is flic only
remedy with raillionsof families, and is
everywhere esteemed so highly by all
who value good health. Its beneficial
effects are duo to the fact, that it Is the
one remedy which promotes internal
cleanliness without debilitating the
organs on which it acts. It is therefore
all important, in order to get its bene
ficial effects, to note when you pur
chase, thnt you have tho genuine arti
cle, which is manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. only and sold by
all reputablo druggists.
If iu the enjoyment of good health,
and the system Is regular, laxntivcs or
other remedies nro then r.ot nvedeil. If
afflicted with anv actual disca.se, one
may bo commended to the most hkillful
physicians, but if in need of u laxative,
ono should have the best, and with the
well-informed every whce, Syrup of
Figs stands highest and is most largely
Use. uDd fives most goueral satisfaction.
JACK'S LOVE ajwaib
t3 WONDER," I said,
ns I was looking
out of tho window
of Jack Trovor's
lodgings, "why that
girl's rushing up
EH the otreot without
her hat."
"Ah," he said,
coming to tho win
dow, "I thought It
must bo she. Sho's
catching tho monkey. I expect she
misses mo now sometimes. You didn't
sco which way it wont, did you?"
"No," I said. "Is alio addicted to
hunting monkoya?"
"Only tho monkey," ho replied. "I
used to do it once."
"Dear me!" I said. "It's fashlonablo
amusomoiit In tho neighborhood,
then?"
"No," ho answered mournfully. "I
was' engaged to Unit girl oic0 alm that
beast of a monkey broke the engage
ment."
"Wero you," I asked, "cut out by
tho monkoy, then?"
"A man," he said, "must bo vory,
Very young to mako a remark liko
that."
"Who Is she?" I Inquired.
"Oh, she's Miss Trcmalne," ho said.
"I'll toll you tho Btory, if you like. It
will bo a warning to you never to got
engaged to a girl who keeps a mon
key." "At present," I. said, "there is no girl
of tho sort in my mind's eye, but it's
better to bo prepared for all emer
gencies." "I got engaged to Miss Tremalnc,"
ho said, "about three years ago. I mot
her at the tennis club and dances and
nround the places generally hero, but I
had never seen much of her at homo,
and I wna unaware even of tho mon
koy's existence. As soon as wo wero
engaged I was Introduced to Jacko. Ho
was a small monkoy of ordinary np
pearanco nnd was not at first sight
prepossessing, but in tho Tremalne
household ho was a family fetich. It'a
curious to notico tho dominant In
fluence In different families. Somo
tlmes it's tho baby, sometimes tho but
ler, sometimes a first husband's mem
ory and sometimes tho daily paper.
But in this case Jacko reigned supremo.
Captain Trcmalne, who was dead, had
bought tho beast, and it was concerned
in n touching deathbod scene or some
thing of tho kind. At any rate Mrs.
Tromaino regarded it as a sacred relic
of the dear deceased, and lavished all
hci lovo and affection on It. I well
remember tho first night I saw Jacko,
and discovered tho habit that event
ually wrecked an engagement. It was
a stifling evening and I suggested to
Maud tho desirability of opening a win
dow. 'Oh, no,' she said, 'we never can
have tho windows open in the evening.
Jacko would get out.' My first hint of
Jacko's hahlts was enlarged by Mrs.
Tremaino's frequent and objectionable
Intrusions to inquire as to the beast's
whereabouts. A man in the first rap
ture of an engagement naturally dis
likes tho inrushes of someone else In
pursuit of a monkey. The next morn
ing the nuisance increased. A servant
came round thoy live a few doors
from here to tell me that Jacko had
Just escaped and would I help to catch
him? I found htm about lunch tlmo
after a long and exciting chase. As
seemed obvious, I caught him by tho
tail, and the bruto bit me and went on
for another half hour. Mrs. Tremalne
explained reproachfully that Jacko al
ways bit people who touched his tall.
"For some months Jacko continued
to be a nuisance at homo and abroad.,
When ho escaped, which ho managed
to do about onco a week, I was expected
to secure him. This generally hap
pened in the morning, when tho win
dows wero open and the tradesmen
were calling, and at first on thcao oc
casions I did not reach my chambcrts
till the afternoon. Afterward I be
came quite an adept at catching him.
His plan of campaign was to wait un
til his pursuer was quite close and then
jump about twenty yards. I bought a
large butterfly net with a long handle,
and ho never got the hang of that.
When I had discovered this Invention
I was comparatively happy, but I wait
ed with dread for tho tlmo when Jacko
should cscapo after dark, and I should
be compelled to hunt for tho brute
through tho watches of tho night on
tho peril of losing tho regard of tho
Tremaino family. Jacko'e nomadic
habits were, I may explain, attributed
to a deslro to find his dead master. At
lost tho event that I dreaded occurred.
Ono cold winter's evening Jacko dis
appeared while the cook was interview
ing; hrr favorite policeman at tho back
door, d got well away. The cook re
ceived a month's notico on tho Bpot,
and I was at onco put on tho track of
tho animal. Mrs. Tremalne was much
annoyed becauso I wished to put my
boots on before starting, nnd oven
Maud seemed only anxious for the
monkey's health. After tramping
through three or four miles of streets,
I experienced what at first I regarded
as unexpected good luck. Tho brute
came tearing round a corner and In a
second lie was in the butterfly not. I
was Just preparing to return olatod
that tho run had been so mercifully cut
short, when a crowd also came around
tho corner, headed by an angry and
breathless Italian. I soon discovered
the connection of events. Tho Italian
sould not speak much English, but I
gathered that ho claimed Jacko as his
aionkey, his carrlssimo monkey. Tho
:rowd, who Lad bocomo excited In the
shaso, and who Imagined that I was
attempting to cheat a poor, Ignorant
foreigner out of his only solace in a
strange land, demanded that I Hhould
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I glvi the monkey up. Tho vision of
Maud's face, If tho sacred animal spent
I 'bo night In tho possession of an un
trustworthy Italian, rose beforo my
oyos, nnd I distinctly declined to re
linquish Jacko.
"In tho course of conversation with
tho crowd I lost my temper and a con
siderable portion of my clothes, nnd
by tho tlmo thnt a policeman arrived, I
suppose my appearance did Justify him
In convoying Jacko, tho Italian, nnd
me to the police station. There I spont
a most mUornble night. My utmost
entreaties failed to Induce tho police to
sond to Mrs. Tremalne to ball me out.
I think their malevolence was prompt
ed by tho policomon who had bcon so
rudely Interrupted in his tryst with tho
cook.
"In tho morning wo nppenrod boforo
his worship. Tho Italian and 1 woro
charged with creating a disturbance
and assaults and bronchos of tho pcaco
and that kind of thing, and, as far ns I
romember, tho police throw a chargo
of drunk against mo. HIb worship
asked to ceo the monkey, and when
thoy brought him in, lo nnd behold,
there wero two Jackos.
"After somo explanation tho magis
trate dismissed tho charge ngalnst us
with a caution, on tho ground of excus
able mistake. And, Indeed, It was moot
oxcusablc. Apparently tho Italian had
really lost his monkey, and whether It
was his monkey or Jacko that ho had
been pursuing when I encountered It,
I do not know to this day. At all
events, tho police had captured tho
pthcr monkey during tho night and
had shut tho two up together. Thero
they sat, two ugly, grinning, Indistin
guishable creatures, both guilty, ac
cording to tho evidence, of aggravated
assaults on tho police.
"When wo wero released from tho
dock tho magistrate asked us to re
move tho monkeys. The Italian and I
stared nt each other blankly. Ho knew
no moro than I which was his proper
ty. Of course, it was useless to con
sult the police about their Identity. As
tho magistrate pointed out, thero Is no
presumption either In Inw or In fact
as to tho ownership of two stray mon
keys. I appealed to him to dccldo tho
question himself, and ho pointed out
that It was the duty of tho police to
restore property to its owners. Ho 6ald
that he was not Solomon, but only a
police magistrate, and that he doubted
whether oven tho houso'of lords could
throw much light on tho subject. Tho
matter, ho thought, was eminently ono
to bo settled out of court.
"At first I tried to solve tho difficul
ty by buying out tho Italian's claim to
either of tho monkeys, with tho idea
of sorting thorn afterward. But he
also, It appeared, had a romantic at
tachment for his carisslmo monkey,
and ho declined my overtures with fer
vent appeals to most of tho saints on
tho register. Tho whole thing, he
seemed to think, was a baso attempt
on tho part of a brutal foreign govern
ment to trample on tho rights of an
Italian citizen, and to consign his mon
key to tho dungeons of the zoo. Then
I offered him his choice of the two, and
this might have saved all trouble if
Mrs. Tremalne had not arrived at that
moment to inquire for Jacko, and had
not learned tho wholo affair from a
communicative Inspector.
"Neither Jacko nor tho alleged Jacko
showed tho faintest signs of recogni
tion. Indeed, they almost at once de
voted themselves to a sanguinary fight
in which Mrs. Tremalne intervened
with considerable injury to herself.
Then she turned to mo nnd I could seo
from her manner that she considered
mo responsible for the whole difficulty.
Lffig.," yjg
IN THE BUTTERFLY NET.
For a quarter of an hour I had a really
lively time. Jlrs. Tromaino hectored
tho Italian and the Italian objurgated
Mrs. Tremalne. Neither of them un
derstood a word the other said, and I
had to act as Interpreter and buffer.
"Eventually, I made tho best terms
that I could. Tho Italian ngreed, for a
consideration, to allow us to keep both
monkeys for a week, during which we
might discover thoir identity. Mrs.
Tremaino quite readily agreed to tho
proposal, for sho was confident that no
Umonkey but Jacko could possess
Jacko's virtues. I was moro doubtful,
believing that tho virtues woro few
enough to be common to many mon
keys. And so It turned out. Both
monkeys made themselves quite at
home, overate themselves equally, stole
as cleverly, and, what was most re
markable searched with Identical per
sistence for tho deceased Captain Tre
malne. Twice that week I had to catch
two monkeys, and when they wore both
In the butterfly net they nearly killed
each other. Mrs. Tremaino used to
look at them by tho hour, and eob, and
call Jacko softly. They both answered
to tho name, If thero was any food
about, and at other times preferred to
bo the other monkey.
"At the end of tho wook tho organ
grinder appeared punctually, and a
heartrending scene followod. No de
clflon had beon como to till tho morn
Ins of his arrival, and then Mrs. Tre
maino and Maud differed as to which
was tho real Jacko. The question lind
to bo decided, though It mattered little
which wo kept. I auggosted that wo
snould toss up. The flippancy of the
eusgestlon annoyed them and led tlwiu
to recrimination, but at last wo agreed
to decide by lot, that being a blbllcfl
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tzjm I in two
way out of tho difficulty nnd sultablo
lo tho occasion. Tho organ grinder
went on his way contentedly aud I
hoped the affair was at an cud. But j
t wns very much mistaken. No noonor
had ho gono than Mrs. Tremaino and ,
Maud became convlncod allko that they
had glvon up tho real Jacko. Thoy
said thoy wero now certain of It. Poor
donr Jacko was sitting on a barrel or
gan In a cold street and ongaged In tho
(logrolling occupation or colloctlng cop
pers, and monkoya wero llablo to con
sumption, and what would dear papa
think If he woro nllvo?
"I stood thlo for about ton days nnd
then I went to tho Italian again, hav
ing obtained his address In caso of fur
ther complications. His affections wero
apparently now extended to both mon
keys, for ho consented to an exchnngo
for further consideration. Suroly, I
thought to mysolf, Mnud and her
mother will bo content now. But no,
tho thing began all over again. Tho
former Jacko wnB their darling and
they'd glvon him up when they'd got
ten him safe, and It was by my ndvlco
and It was all my fault. Twlco moro I
exchanged those monkeys, nnd, at last,
oven my patlenco failed. Wo quar
reled and wo parted, and 1'vo novor
spoken to her since. That's why I say
never got ongaged to a girl who hoops
a monkey."
WOULD YOU BELIEVE
Tlint Yon Ctn Walk tlft.UBU Mllrn nn
Hour?
Hnvo you over thought of tho dis
tance you travel while you nro out on
hn hour's stroll? Possibly you walk
threo miles within tho hour, but that
does not by nny means represent tho
distnnco you travel, Tho earth turns
on Its nxis overy twenty-four hottra.
For tlio sako of round figures wo will
call tho earth's clrcumferenco 21,000
miles, and so you must have traveled
during tho hour's stroll 1.000 miles in
tho axial turn of tho earth. But this is
not all. Tho earth makes a journey
around tho sun overy year, and a long
but rapid trip It is. Tho distance of our
planet from tho sun wo will put nt 92.
000,000 miles. This is the radius of tho
earth's orbit half tho diameter of the
circle, ns wo call It. Tho wholo diam
eter Is therefore 181,000,000 miles, anil
tho clrcumferenco being tho diameter
multiplied by 3.111G,ls about r.78,000,000.
This amazing distance tho earth travels
In its yearly journey, and dividing it
by 30n we find tho daily speed about
1.G8G.000. Then, to get the distnnco you
rodo around tho sun during your hour's
walk, divide again by 24, and the result
is about 00,000 miles. But this la not
tho end of your hour's trip. Tho sun,
with Its entire brood of planets, is mov
ing in space nt tho rato of 100.000.000
miles In a year. This Is at tho rato of
a little more than 438,000 miles a
day, or 18,250 miles an hour. So,
adding your threo miles of leg travel to
tho hour's axial movement of the earth,
thiB to tho earth's orbital Journey, and
that, again, to tho earth's excursion
with tho Bun, and you find you hnvo
traveled, In tho hour, 85.253 mllc3.
.tint IhhIU 111.
Tho Methodist church hits grown un
til to-day ono out of overy fourteon
persons, one out of overy five Chris
tians, nnd ono out of every threo Pro
testant church members is a Methodist
Rev. W. J. Thompson, Methodist.
Too True.
"You don't read novels as much as
you used to, Mr. Boverly?"
"No, thero aro so fow women In fic
tion nowadays that aro fit to a3oclato
with." Tit-BItB.
Cniuo null KftYcr.
Father "Why didn't you get your
degree?" Wild Student "Becauso I
was examined."
PEOPLE.
Dr. Walsh, archbishop of Dublin, 19
regaining his health by riding a bi
cycle. Upon tho death of a woman whoso
name is not yet divulged Yalo Is to
receive $750,000.
Bernhardt, who talks of playing
"Lorenzo do Medici" in Do Mussett's
"Lorenzacclo," may givo her own
"Hamlet" this year.
Douglas Tllden, tho deaf mute sculp
tor of San Francisco, was married tho
other day to Miss Bessio Cole, who Is
also a deaf mute.
Rudyard Kipling's greatest ambition
Is said to bo to sorve as a war corre
spondent. Tho next big war will take
him into tho field.
Miss Mabel Bcardslcy, a sister of tho
only Aubrey, has left a placo ns high
schoal teacher to become an actrosB.
Sho recently made her dobut in Lon
don as Edith In "Dearest Mama."
John Jacob Astor denloa that he in
tends building a theater "nt which
only first-class plays should bo pre
sented." He is not thinking of invest
ing his money in such enterprises.
VordI tries hard to hide from tha
world tho very fact that ho Is writing
a now opora, and some precautious he
took recently have led many to suppose
he la at work on a "final''' work.
A lady has beon appointed a regis
trar of births, marriages and deaths
by tho guardians of tho city of London.
Misa Kemm, tho lady in question, has
for somo time actsd aa aHslstoi t to lr.'
father.
A Portland man has In ht& possession
an Interesting and valuoblo relic. It
is an act pasaed by tbe Continental
congrca establishing a pay table for
the Continental ofllccro, sliced by John
HaBcoek, president.
Emperor William's latest fad I3 te
legraphy, and ho Is spending scvertii
hours a week learning to and Mriagpa
by dots and dah. He La, nliui:'
made eon6icraMe progr ..n us n '-.pur-ator
of the key.
mumiuiitmmtmtmiimmMmnimttivnmmmai)mtamiMXumtUMiuimtm
Bun Cure For Women.
Its "sun euro," which Is rather horo
lo treatment In this kind of weather, Is
what n prominent physician rccom
mends for women who spend most of
their timo indoors. "A window sun
bath is bettor thrill nothlnjj," ho says,
'but having tnnilo up your mind to try
tha sun cure, do it with a will Walk
tho sunny sidn of tho strcot, choose- tho
uuny sldo of tho strcot cars and trains
and Bit, Btnnd, walk or Ho in tho buu
nt all possible times nnd seasons. If
you can got only ono hand or foot in
tho sunshine, do that much, nnd when
ever possible let tho sun rest on your
hair. Tho hair Is a wonderful conduct
or of tho hcnlth-glvinir currents, nnd
whon you tnko your sun bath let It
hang looso in tho brightest rnys you
can find. Do ns tho ancient Grecian
women did; Lio in tho sutishino with
your hair spread loosely over your
face, aud it will show you the effocts
of this treatment directly. Tito tin
plensnnt dryness which nlwnyB follows
winter weather and furnaco or steam
heat will disappear, nnd It will grow
glossy and strong ngnin.
A Notr Jlluiiitnunt.
A London correspondent of tho Man
chester Courier publishes a roinnrkablo
account of a new lllumhmnt, which,' if
nil that is Bnid of It Is true, will push
both gas nnd electric light very hard.
For its production no machinery is re
quired save that contained in n port
able lamp neither larger nor henvicr
than is used with coal oil or purntlln.
Thin lnmp, it is declared, generates its
own gns. The substance employed is
nt present a secret, jealously guarded
by some inventlvo Italians. Tlio cost
is declared to bo at most only one-fifth
of that of ordinary gas, nnd tlio re
sultant light Is nearly ns bright as
electric light and much whiter. A
single lamp floods n largo room with
light. Tho apparatus can bo carried
around nearly as easily ns a candle
stick and seems both clean and odor
less. A llUllcin uf Colo-,
To gain an idea of a billion of coins
placo n $5 gold piuca upon tho ground
and pilo upon It as many as will reach
twenty feet In height. Then placo
numuorsoz stnglo columns m closo con
tact, forming u straight lino and mak
ing a Bort of wall twenty fcut high,
showing only tho thin edges of tho
coin. Iinugino two such walls running
fiarnllel to each other and forming a
ong street. It would be necessary to
keep on extending thcao walls for
miles nny, hundreds of miles and
Btill bo far short of the required nuin
bor, nnd not until wo had extended
our imaginative street to a distanco of
8,US0 miles that wo shall have pre
sented for inspection a billion of coins.
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"BATTLE AX"
of the best quality,
Large quantities
manufacture, the result going to the con-
sumer in the shape of a larger piece, for
less money, than was ever before possible.
You think you'll save a few dollars at the
start in cheaper bicycle buying perhaps
you get what you pay fcr, but you don't get a
hundred dollars' worth the real value is in
the cost at the end of the year the best costs
less, lasts longer, doesn't bother you while
it lasts certainty is always worth its price.
Columbia Catalogue, free at our agencies by mail for two 2-ceat stamps.
Pope Manufacturing
Tim none" Hid It.
It is now asserted thnt Moody an&
Snnkey's hymns caused tho persecution
of tho Armenians by tho Turks. "On
ward, Christian Soldiers," rend in th
Turkish language, breaths a martini:
spirit aud is apt to be taken in a lilorsl'
sense as nn exhortation to fight th
Turk. It is suggested ns n possibl
explanation of tho charges ngalnsi
Prof. Troumnian thnt what was sup
posed to bo his revolutionary language
was tho quotation of somo such hytuH.
Tho rovlvallsts nnd tho swoet singer
in Israel Bhould bo sent to Yildlz Kiosk
to explain that thoy sing in a Pick
wickian sense. Literary Digest.
Hntr to Orntv 40o Whtnt.
Salvor's Fall Seed Cntaloguo tell
you. It'a worth thousands to thw
widcawako farmer. Sond4-ccnt stomj
for cutnloguo and frca samples of
grains and grasses for fall sowlncr.
John A. Sal .or Seed Co., LnCross.
Wis.
McClurc's Magazlno for September'
will contain a paper on Dr. W. T. Q.
Morton, tho discoverer of nnusthcai
by his wife. Dr. Morton's discovery
established painless Burgory, and Mrs.'
Morton's paper is the lntimato person
al history of n horalc buttlo ior it now
Idea. It has special interest nt thle
tlmo, becauso in October thero is to bt
a public jubileo in honor of Dr. Morton's
priceless servico to humanity. Th
paper will bo fully illustrated. 8. SL
McClure, & Co., Now York,
IIKmnn fit in prior ten r II It Gljrerln.
Cuit--CiiiiriirllIiiniKanilPnce,Toiiil-rorHorare0
CUlltUIni, I'lli'i. Ac. a U. C'larlc Co., New lUven, OW
Constant thoueht will overflow in word
unconsciously. Dyron,
"Pretty
Pill"
says
Pretty
Poll
She'B Just "poll parroting."
There's uo prcttincso in pills,
except 011 the theory of "pretty
Is that pretty docs." In that
case she's right.
Ayer's Pills
do cure biliousness, constinatlon.
I ana all aver troubles. s
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SZ2?J
North Carolina said ,
of South Carolina
is the most tobacco,
for the least money.
reduce the cost of
Know
jlSfeii.
BHfcnz?'
umbias
Co., Hartford, Conn.