vn'iUMWWatrxnwr y tmsKUSWJf JMttMiWMrmirwK GREATEST SIGHT Ifl OMAHA. A (ilnRla Storo That U r. Cltr tn Itsolf. THE BOSTON STOEE Slxtrentii nud Uouglai, Oiuitha. flrnr & Al lltffin Ili.tlnr U'nrlh nf nnnili nv. ' i:xtrn Spoclnl Bain Diirlng V&r IVeelc Hint Wonderful llitrcnlua .Mont Won derfitl Attraction A MoU M'tiiitlnrful Itrllllunt, Unzxlltifr unci Uurcoouit Kleo trlo lllutnltintlon UMpliiy nt Mj;lit Thli Electrical Display Alone Is Worth Com Injr .Miles to 8eo. The vory (list place Mint Omaha pooplo tnko thulr friends to visit li the lloston htore; liy all otlcta the groatoit murcnntllo concorti in tlio Wost. The lmmenso crowds wlilch throng tlio placo all day lone nro la tliuinsolvos a most Interesting fclKbtj but ttllnioro Interesting, to thoso who come from out of town, nro the Iteally Wonderful Ilargaln, Which astonish u vory body at every turn thoy make Boston Storo, therefore, Invltoa you to visit the store early nml of ten In fact every day of your Btay In Omuhu. Wo have fitted up special reception, nutting, rouulng and tollut rooms In our toro for the especial comfort of our out-of-town customers, all absolutely fruo and without chargo of any kind to any body. You can write your let ters, meet your friends, wusU up and make yourselves gonerally at home In our tIbI- tors' rooms, and we will take care of your vatchcls and packages, Rive you a check for them, all without costing you a cent. Then when you aro rondy to do your shop ping, wo will ofTer you A Chain of Unrcnlns 60 great, so nntontshlnsr, so roally wonderful that you will hardly be able to realize that you aro buying goods; It will seem to you as though thoy are being given to you as a present. Kovor, so long as wo have bcon doing business, have our buyors been ablo to secure so many snaps, so many good values, as they have during the past sixty days. Our lmmenso build ing, wl,h its four storlos and basement, covering a block, Is one mass of bargains. In justlco to yoursolf you must visit lloston Etore and do your trading and shopping there. lloston Store practically sells everything. We Boll dry goods, silks, satins, velvets, cloaks, Jackets, enpes, wraps, millinery, boot, shoes, rubbor boots, rubber shoes, laces, embrotdory, corsets, linens, ribbons, hosiery, blankets, comfort, bed-spreads, tapestry, drupsrles, fancy goods, carpets, rugs, oil cloth, matting, muslin, sheeting, trunks, valises, umbrellas, fans, rnoa's fur nishing goods, women's underwear, drugs, hats and caps, notions, crockery, glassware, tinware, cutlery, jowelry, candles, teas, coffees and spices, stationery, books and toys and a fine restaurant In basement. uuston stoke, 10th and Douglas. The Atlantic Monthly for September will contain two important articles bearing1 on the political campaign ono on "Tho Election of tho President" by the historian John 13. McMaster, and the other a very striking' paper on "The Problem of the West" by Professor Frederick J. Turner, of Wisconsin, lie traces tho apparent Eastern and West ern sectionalism and maintains that tho true American is tho man of tho Middlo West. The economic reasons for a divergence of opinion, on tho cur rency question for instance, aro so clearly indicated that the article is par ticularly illuminating' as a study of opinion as shown in tho present cam paign. Iowa farms for sale on crop pay ments. 10 per cent cash, balance crop yearly until paid for. J. MUL HALL, Wauhegnn, I1L "What, no moro tongue?" asked tho talkative matron of an old acquaint ance. "Why, you i6ed to bo very fond of it." "Yes, I know, replied the absent minded raun. "And I liko it still-" Washington Times. It tho Baby is Cutting: Tcotn. terror and uso that old and vcll-trlod remedy, lies Wtxtvow'B Booruua Srcur for CMldron Teething. A small piece of candle may be made to burn all night by puttlnc finely powdered salt on it until It reaches the black part of tho wick. A small, even light may bo kept In this way. FITS Klnppn frre nnd iwrrnanntlv cured. Jfo fluafi-r Ural tUy'a u of Dr. Kllne'nOrrat Kervo Urtilorer. Free 82 trial bottla and treatise. bend to Dr. Klin, Nl Arch 8t., Philadelphia, Pa, Old-fashioned lirocsdo makos lovely waistcoats for tailor gowns. Only 110 divorces have been granted In Canada in twenty years. There re altogether over 113,000,000 women In India. 1 Gladness Comes With a better understanding1 of tho transient nuture of the many phys ical Ills, which vanish before proper ef forts gentle efforts pleasant efforts rightly directed. There is comfort In the knowledge, that so many forms of sickness aro not due to nny actual dis ease, but simply to a constipated condi tion of tho system, which tlio pleasant family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt ly removes. That is why it Is flic only remedy with raillionsof families, and is everywhere esteemed so highly by all who value good health. Its beneficial effects are duo to the fact, that it Is the one remedy which promotes internal cleanliness without debilitating the organs on which it acts. It is therefore all important, in order to get its bene ficial effects, to note when you pur chase, thnt you have tho genuine arti cle, which is manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co. only and sold by all reputablo druggists. If iu the enjoyment of good health, and the system Is regular, laxntivcs or other remedies nro then r.ot nvedeil. If afflicted with anv actual disca.se, one may bo commended to the most hkillful physicians, but if in need of u laxative, ono should have the best, and with the well-informed every whce, Syrup of Figs stands highest and is most largely Use. uDd fives most goueral satisfaction. JACK'S LOVE ajwaib t3 WONDER," I said, ns I was looking out of tho window of Jack Trovor's lodgings, "why that girl's rushing up EH the otreot without her hat." "Ah," he said, coming to tho win dow, "I thought It must bo she. Sho's catching tho monkey. I expect she misses mo now sometimes. You didn't sco which way it wont, did you?" "No," I said. "Is alio addicted to hunting monkoya?" "Only tho monkey," ho replied. "I used to do it once." "Dear me!" I said. "It's fashlonablo amusomoiit In tho neighborhood, then?" "No," ho answered mournfully. "I was' engaged to Unit girl oic0 alm that beast of a monkey broke the engage ment." "Wero you," I asked, "cut out by tho monkoy, then?" "A man," he said, "must bo vory, Very young to mako a remark liko that." "Who Is she?" I Inquired. "Oh, she's Miss Trcmalne," ho said. "I'll toll you tho Btory, if you like. It will bo a warning to you never to got engaged to a girl who keeps a mon key." "At present," I. said, "there is no girl of tho sort in my mind's eye, but it's better to bo prepared for all emer gencies." "I got engaged to Miss Tremalnc," ho said, "about three years ago. I mot her at the tennis club and dances and nround the places generally hero, but I had never seen much of her at homo, and I wna unaware even of tho mon koy's existence. As soon as wo wero engaged I was Introduced to Jacko. Ho was a small monkoy of ordinary np pearanco nnd was not at first sight prepossessing, but in tho Tremalne household ho was a family fetich. It'a curious to notico tho dominant In fluence In different families. Somo tlmes it's tho baby, sometimes tho but ler, sometimes a first husband's mem ory and sometimes tho daily paper. But in this case Jacko reigned supremo. Captain Trcmalne, who was dead, had bought tho beast, and it was concerned in n touching deathbod scene or some thing of tho kind. At any rate Mrs. Tromaino regarded it as a sacred relic of the dear deceased, and lavished all hci lovo and affection on It. I well remember tho first night I saw Jacko, and discovered tho habit that event ually wrecked an engagement. It was a stifling evening and I suggested to Maud tho desirability of opening a win dow. 'Oh, no,' she said, 'we never can have tho windows open in the evening. Jacko would get out.' My first hint of Jacko's hahlts was enlarged by Mrs. Tremaino's frequent and objectionable Intrusions to inquire as to the beast's whereabouts. A man in the first rap ture of an engagement naturally dis likes tho inrushes of someone else In pursuit of a monkey. The next morn ing the nuisance increased. A servant came round thoy live a few doors from here to tell me that Jacko had Just escaped and would I help to catch him? I found htm about lunch tlmo after a long and exciting chase. As seemed obvious, I caught him by tho tail, and the bruto bit me and went on for another half hour. Mrs. Tremalne explained reproachfully that Jacko al ways bit people who touched his tall. "For some months Jacko continued to be a nuisance at homo and abroad., When ho escaped, which ho managed to do about onco a week, I was expected to secure him. This generally hap pened in the morning, when tho win dows wero open and the tradesmen were calling, and at first on thcao oc casions I did not reach my chambcrts till the afternoon. Afterward I be came quite an adept at catching him. His plan of campaign was to wait un til his pursuer was quite close and then jump about twenty yards. I bought a large butterfly net with a long handle, and ho never got the hang of that. When I had discovered this Invention I was comparatively happy, but I wait ed with dread for tho tlmo when Jacko should cscapo after dark, and I should be compelled to hunt for tho brute through tho watches of tho night on tho peril of losing tho regard of tho Tremaino family. Jacko'e nomadic habits were, I may explain, attributed to a deslro to find his dead master. At lost tho event that I dreaded occurred. Ono cold winter's evening Jacko dis appeared while the cook was interview ing; hrr favorite policeman at tho back door, d got well away. The cook re ceived a month's notico on tho Bpot, and I was at onco put on tho track of tho animal. Mrs. Tremalne was much annoyed becauso I wished to put my boots on before starting, nnd oven Maud seemed only anxious for the monkey's health. After tramping through three or four miles of streets, I experienced what at first I regarded as unexpected good luck. Tho brute came tearing round a corner and In a second lie was in the butterfly not. I was Just preparing to return olatod that tho run had been so mercifully cut short, when a crowd also came around tho corner, headed by an angry and breathless Italian. I soon discovered the connection of events. Tho Italian sould not speak much English, but I gathered that ho claimed Jacko as his aionkey, his carrlssimo monkey. Tho :rowd, who Lad bocomo excited In the shaso, and who Imagined that I was attempting to cheat a poor, Ignorant foreigner out of his only solace in a strange land, demanded that I Hhould - LJK I Ul - ml .ksSv WkZS I glvi the monkey up. Tho vision of Maud's face, If tho sacred animal spent I 'bo night In tho possession of an un trustworthy Italian, rose beforo my oyos, nnd I distinctly declined to re linquish Jacko. "In tho course of conversation with tho crowd I lost my temper and a con siderable portion of my clothes, nnd by tho tlmo thnt a policeman arrived, I suppose my appearance did Justify him In convoying Jacko, tho Italian, nnd me to the police station. There I spont a most mUornble night. My utmost entreaties failed to Induce tho police to sond to Mrs. Tremalne to ball me out. I think their malevolence was prompt ed by tho policomon who had bcon so rudely Interrupted in his tryst with tho cook. "In tho morning wo nppenrod boforo his worship. Tho Italian and 1 woro charged with creating a disturbance and assaults and bronchos of tho pcaco and that kind of thing, and, as far ns I romember, tho police throw a chargo of drunk against mo. HIb worship asked to ceo the monkey, and when thoy brought him in, lo nnd behold, there wero two Jackos. "After somo explanation tho magis trate dismissed tho charge ngalnst us with a caution, on tho ground of excus able mistake. And, Indeed, It was moot oxcusablc. Apparently tho Italian had really lost his monkey, and whether It was his monkey or Jacko that ho had been pursuing when I encountered It, I do not know to this day. At all events, tho police had captured tho pthcr monkey during tho night and had shut tho two up together. Thero they sat, two ugly, grinning, Indistin guishable creatures, both guilty, ac cording to tho evidence, of aggravated assaults on tho police. "When wo wero released from tho dock tho magistrate asked us to re move tho monkeys. The Italian and I stared nt each other blankly. Ho knew no moro than I which was his proper ty. Of course, it was useless to con sult the police about their Identity. As tho magistrate pointed out, thero Is no presumption either In Inw or In fact as to tho ownership of two stray mon keys. I appealed to him to dccldo tho question himself, and ho pointed out that It was the duty of tho police to restore property to its owners. Ho 6ald that he was not Solomon, but only a police magistrate, and that he doubted whether oven tho houso'of lords could throw much light on tho subject. Tho matter, ho thought, was eminently ono to bo settled out of court. "At first I tried to solve tho difficul ty by buying out tho Italian's claim to either of tho monkeys, with tho idea of sorting thorn afterward. But he also, It appeared, had a romantic at tachment for his carisslmo monkey, and ho declined my overtures with fer vent appeals to most of tho saints on tho register. Tho whole thing, he seemed to think, was a baso attempt on tho part of a brutal foreign govern ment to trample on tho rights of an Italian citizen, and to consign his mon key to tho dungeons of the zoo. Then I offered him his choice of the two, and this might have saved all trouble if Mrs. Tremalne had not arrived at that moment to inquire for Jacko, and had not learned tho wholo affair from a communicative Inspector. "Neither Jacko nor tho alleged Jacko showed tho faintest signs of recogni tion. Indeed, they almost at once de voted themselves to a sanguinary fight in which Mrs. Tremalne intervened with considerable injury to herself. Then she turned to mo nnd I could seo from her manner that she considered mo responsible for the whole difficulty. Lffig.," yjg IN THE BUTTERFLY NET. For a quarter of an hour I had a really lively time. Jlrs. Tromaino hectored tho Italian and the Italian objurgated Mrs. Tremalne. Neither of them un derstood a word the other said, and I had to act as Interpreter and buffer. "Eventually, I made tho best terms that I could. Tho Italian ngreed, for a consideration, to allow us to keep both monkeys for a week, during which we might discover thoir identity. Mrs. Tremaino quite readily agreed to tho proposal, for sho was confident that no Umonkey but Jacko could possess Jacko's virtues. I was moro doubtful, believing that tho virtues woro few enough to be common to many mon keys. And so It turned out. Both monkeys made themselves quite at home, overate themselves equally, stole as cleverly, and, what was most re markable searched with Identical per sistence for tho deceased Captain Tre malne. Twice that week I had to catch two monkeys, and when they wore both In the butterfly net they nearly killed each other. Mrs. Tremaino used to look at them by tho hour, and eob, and call Jacko softly. They both answered to tho name, If thero was any food about, and at other times preferred to bo the other monkey. "At the end of tho wook tho organ grinder appeared punctually, and a heartrending scene followod. No de clflon had beon como to till tho morn Ins of his arrival, and then Mrs. Tre maino and Maud differed as to which was tho real Jacko. The question lind to bo decided, though It mattered little which wo kept. I auggosted that wo snould toss up. The flippancy of the eusgestlon annoyed them and led tlwiu to recrimination, but at last wo agreed to decide by lot, that being a blbllcfl - ' .lx.!?"tauin iwwnr, Ki.TT Mf! tzjm I in two way out of tho difficulty nnd sultablo lo tho occasion. Tho organ grinder went on his way contentedly aud I hoped the affair was at an cud. But j t wns very much mistaken. No noonor had ho gono than Mrs. Tremaino and , Maud became convlncod allko that they had glvon up tho real Jacko. Thoy said thoy wero now certain of It. Poor donr Jacko was sitting on a barrel or gan In a cold street and ongaged In tho (logrolling occupation or colloctlng cop pers, and monkoya wero llablo to con sumption, and what would dear papa think If he woro nllvo? "I stood thlo for about ton days nnd then I went to tho Italian again, hav ing obtained his address In caso of fur ther complications. His affections wero apparently now extended to both mon keys, for ho consented to an exchnngo for further consideration. Suroly, I thought to mysolf, Mnud and her mother will bo content now. But no, tho thing began all over again. Tho former Jacko wnB their darling and they'd glvon him up when they'd got ten him safe, and It was by my ndvlco and It was all my fault. Twlco moro I exchanged those monkeys, nnd, at last, oven my patlenco failed. Wo quar reled and wo parted, and 1'vo novor spoken to her since. That's why I say never got ongaged to a girl who hoops a monkey." WOULD YOU BELIEVE Tlint Yon Ctn Walk tlft.UBU Mllrn nn Hour? Hnvo you over thought of tho dis tance you travel while you nro out on hn hour's stroll? Possibly you walk threo miles within tho hour, but that does not by nny means represent tho distnnco you travel, Tho earth turns on Its nxis overy twenty-four hottra. For tlio sako of round figures wo will call tho earth's clrcumferenco 21,000 miles, and so you must have traveled during tho hour's stroll 1.000 miles in tho axial turn of tho earth. But this is not all. Tho earth makes a journey around tho sun overy year, and a long but rapid trip It is. Tho distance of our planet from tho sun wo will put nt 92. 000,000 miles. This is the radius of tho earth's orbit half tho diameter of the circle, ns wo call It. Tho wholo diam eter Is therefore 181,000,000 miles, anil tho clrcumferenco being tho diameter multiplied by 3.111G,ls about r.78,000,000. This amazing distance tho earth travels In its yearly journey, and dividing it by 30n we find tho daily speed about 1.G8G.000. Then, to get the distnnco you rodo around tho sun during your hour's walk, divide again by 24, and the result is about 00,000 miles. But this la not tho end of your hour's trip. Tho sun, with Its entire brood of planets, is mov ing in space nt tho rato of 100.000.000 miles In a year. This Is at tho rato of a little more than 438,000 miles a day, or 18,250 miles an hour. So, adding your threo miles of leg travel to tho hour's axial movement of the earth, thiB to tho earth's orbital Journey, and that, again, to tho earth's excursion with tho Bun, and you find you hnvo traveled, In tho hour, 85.253 mllc3. .tint IhhIU 111. Tho Methodist church hits grown un til to-day ono out of overy fourteon persons, one out of overy five Chris tians, nnd ono out of every threo Pro testant church members is a Methodist Rev. W. J. Thompson, Methodist. Too True. "You don't read novels as much as you used to, Mr. Boverly?" "No, thero aro so fow women In fic tion nowadays that aro fit to a3oclato with." Tit-BItB. Cniuo null KftYcr. Father "Why didn't you get your degree?" Wild Student "Becauso I was examined." PEOPLE. Dr. Walsh, archbishop of Dublin, 19 regaining his health by riding a bi cycle. Upon tho death of a woman whoso name is not yet divulged Yalo Is to receive $750,000. Bernhardt, who talks of playing "Lorenzo do Medici" in Do Mussett's "Lorenzacclo," may givo her own "Hamlet" this year. Douglas Tllden, tho deaf mute sculp tor of San Francisco, was married tho other day to Miss Bessio Cole, who Is also a deaf mute. Rudyard Kipling's greatest ambition Is said to bo to sorve as a war corre spondent. Tho next big war will take him into tho field. Miss Mabel Bcardslcy, a sister of tho only Aubrey, has left a placo ns high schoal teacher to become an actrosB. Sho recently made her dobut in Lon don as Edith In "Dearest Mama." John Jacob Astor denloa that he in tends building a theater "nt which only first-class plays should bo pre sented." He is not thinking of invest ing his money in such enterprises. VordI tries hard to hide from tha world tho very fact that ho Is writing a now opora, and some precautious he took recently have led many to suppose he la at work on a "final''' work. A lady has beon appointed a regis trar of births, marriages and deaths by tho guardians of tho city of London. Misa Kemm, tho lady in question, has for somo time actsd aa aHslstoi t to lr.' father. A Portland man has In ht& possession an Interesting and valuoblo relic. It is an act pasaed by tbe Continental congrca establishing a pay table for the Continental ofllccro, sliced by John HaBcoek, president. Emperor William's latest fad I3 te legraphy, and ho Is spending scvertii hours a week learning to and Mriagpa by dots and dah. He La, nliui:' made eon6icraMe progr ..n us n '-.pur-ator of the key. mumiuiitmmtmtmiimmMmnimttivnmmmai)mtamiMXumtUMiuimtm Bun Cure For Women. Its "sun euro," which Is rather horo lo treatment In this kind of weather, Is what n prominent physician rccom mends for women who spend most of their timo indoors. "A window sun bath is bettor thrill nothlnjj," ho says, 'but having tnnilo up your mind to try tha sun cure, do it with a will Walk tho sunny sidn of tho strcot, choose- tho uuny sldo of tho strcot cars and trains and Bit, Btnnd, walk or Ho in tho buu nt all possible times nnd seasons. If you can got only ono hand or foot in tho sunshine, do that much, nnd when ever possible let tho sun rest on your hair. Tho hair Is a wonderful conduct or of tho hcnlth-glvinir currents, nnd whon you tnko your sun bath let It hang looso in tho brightest rnys you can find. Do ns tho ancient Grecian women did; Lio in tho sutishino with your hair spread loosely over your face, aud it will show you the effocts of this treatment directly. Tito tin plensnnt dryness which nlwnyB follows winter weather and furnaco or steam heat will disappear, nnd It will grow glossy and strong ngnin. A Notr Jlluiiitnunt. A London correspondent of tho Man chester Courier publishes a roinnrkablo account of a new lllumhmnt, which,' if nil that is Bnid of It Is true, will push both gas nnd electric light very hard. For its production no machinery is re quired save that contained in n port able lamp neither larger nor henvicr than is used with coal oil or purntlln. Thin lnmp, it is declared, generates its own gns. The substance employed is nt present a secret, jealously guarded by some inventlvo Italians. Tlio cost is declared to bo at most only one-fifth of that of ordinary gas, nnd tlio re sultant light Is nearly ns bright as electric light and much whiter. A single lamp floods n largo room with light. Tho apparatus can bo carried around nearly as easily ns a candle stick and seems both clean and odor less. A llUllcin uf Colo-, To gain an idea of a billion of coins placo n $5 gold piuca upon tho ground and pilo upon It as many as will reach twenty feet In height. Then placo numuorsoz stnglo columns m closo con tact, forming u straight lino and mak ing a Bort of wall twenty fcut high, showing only tho thin edges of tho coin. Iinugino two such walls running fiarnllel to each other and forming a ong street. It would be necessary to keep on extending thcao walls for miles nny, hundreds of miles and Btill bo far short of the required nuin bor, nnd not until wo had extended our imaginative street to a distanco of 8,US0 miles that wo shall have pre sented for inspection a billion of coins. W 7 w. 0 v. .ot V The Governor of to the Governor a3 "BATTLE AX" of the best quality, Large quantities manufacture, the result going to the con- sumer in the shape of a larger piece, for less money, than was ever before possible. You think you'll save a few dollars at the start in cheaper bicycle buying perhaps you get what you pay fcr, but you don't get a hundred dollars' worth the real value is in the cost at the end of the year the best costs less, lasts longer, doesn't bother you while it lasts certainty is always worth its price. Columbia Catalogue, free at our agencies by mail for two 2-ceat stamps. Pope Manufacturing Tim none" Hid It. It is now asserted thnt Moody an& Snnkey's hymns caused tho persecution of tho Armenians by tho Turks. "On ward, Christian Soldiers," rend in th Turkish language, breaths a martini: spirit aud is apt to be taken in a lilorsl' sense as nn exhortation to fight th Turk. It is suggested ns n possibl explanation of tho charges ngalnsi Prof. Troumnian thnt what was sup posed to bo his revolutionary language was tho quotation of somo such hytuH. Tho rovlvallsts nnd tho swoet singer in Israel Bhould bo sent to Yildlz Kiosk to explain that thoy sing in a Pick wickian sense. Literary Digest. Hntr to Orntv 40o Whtnt. Salvor's Fall Seed Cntaloguo tell you. It'a worth thousands to thw widcawako farmer. Sond4-ccnt stomj for cutnloguo and frca samples of grains and grasses for fall sowlncr. John A. Sal .or Seed Co., LnCross. Wis. McClurc's Magazlno for September' will contain a paper on Dr. W. T. Q. Morton, tho discoverer of nnusthcai by his wife. Dr. Morton's discovery established painless Burgory, and Mrs.' Morton's paper is the lntimato person al history of n horalc buttlo ior it now Idea. It has special interest nt thle tlmo, becauso in October thero is to bt a public jubileo in honor of Dr. Morton's priceless servico to humanity. Th paper will bo fully illustrated. 8. SL McClure, & Co., Now York, IIKmnn fit in prior ten r II It Gljrerln. Cuit--CiiiiriirllIiiniKanilPnce,Toiiil-rorHorare0 CUlltUIni, I'lli'i. Ac. a U. C'larlc Co., New lUven, OW Constant thoueht will overflow in word unconsciously. Dyron, "Pretty Pill" says Pretty Poll She'B Just "poll parroting." There's uo prcttincso in pills, except 011 the theory of "pretty Is that pretty docs." In that case she's right. Ayer's Pills do cure biliousness, constinatlon. I ana all aver troubles. s 52 (3v SZ2?J North Carolina said , of South Carolina is the most tobacco, for the least money. reduce the cost of Know jlSfeii. BHfcnz?' umbias Co., Hartford, Conn.