MORGAN BEARS HAND OUT HEAVY BEATING TO UNCOLN (Pa.) LIONS.—Photo at left shows the Big Tank
Conrad up to his old tricks of knocking them over as he runs. At the right, Tick Coleman, Lion quarter, is making
a vain attempt to get around the Bears’ right end. The final score was 29-0 in favor of Morgan. No team has scored
on Morgan this season.
Embarrassing
Moments
Bend your Embarrassing Moment
to the Editor and it will be
published'
FORGETFUL
While a friend was calling on
me, I me: tioned that my husband
and I were going to take a roast
chicken as part of our lunch when
we went to the beach the next Sun
day. She exclaimed that that
would taste very delicious by the
sea. Noting her enthusiasm, I told
her we would take her along with
us. When Sunday came, however.
I forgot all about my invitation. A
few days later, when I saw her
again, i started to tell her about
our trip to the beach. When I
finished she informed me that she
h d stayed hi me all that Sunday
morning expecting us to call for
her! B. Y.
• * *
A COME-BACK
I had such a cold that I could
hardly talk above a whisper. It
happened that we were having an
oral test in a class in arithmetic.
I did not even bother to figure out
the answers to the questions, as I
knew I could not speak distinctly.
Consequently, when the teacher
called on me, I answered: “I can't
talk because I have such a cold.”
To whiith my teacher replied quite
sharply: ‘‘The answer would have
been much shorter than that re
mark!” A. M.
Erosion Threatens
Cut in Acre Yields
Lower crop yields per acre with
resulting higher production costs
are among the chief dangers of
land erosion, says the United States
Department of Agriculture. This
process is already under way, the
department says.
Erosion is being checked in many
parts of the United States through
terracing, sodding, and similar
practices. Work of the United
States Department of Agriculture
proves that excessive erosion can
be controlled.
I AWAY IMPURITIES
_ AND BRING
A vWtttiwK
TO YOUR'SKIN
*
To have a smooth, beautiful, blemish-free
complexion you have to CLEANSE your
skin both thoroughly and regularly. There
is no better way than by the use of Black
and White Cleansing Cream. Deep into
the pores this luxurious cream goes to
bring out all dirt and impurities. See how
clear, fresh and lovely it leaves your skin.
No need to worry about bumps or other
■blemishes. Take care of your skin by using
Black and White Cleansing Cream. Large
can, 25c, at your druggist. Try it today.
1
Stay young! Don t let wrinkles and age lines creep
1 in to rob you of youthful beauty. Use Black and
White Cold Cream and give your
skin the rich nourishment it needs.
Attractive women everywhere sue
. cessfully withstand the passing years
I by using Black and White Cold
f Cream regularly. Your drug
gist sells the large jar at 25c.
^PROTECT TOUR SKIN AGAINST WEATHER
I Black and White Peroxide Cream will prevent dark'
I ening or coarsening of your skin by wind and weather. A
I This fine cream contains just enough peroxide to n\
I keep your skin light and creamy-fair. Also holds on 1#
^face powder longer. Large jar, 2Tc. ™
mmmmm
RECIPES
Corn Fritters
1 1-3 cups Washington flour,
2 teaspoon baking powder, V4
teaspoon salt, 1 tablespooh su
gar, % cup milk, ’/a cup water,
1 egg, 1 cup canned corn.
Sift flour, then measure. Resift
with ether dry ingredients. Com
bine milk and water with beaten
egg. Mix quickly with dry ingred
ients. Add corn to batter. Fry in
deep, hot fat. Drain on absorbent
paper and serve hot. Yield: 6 serv
ings.
Should you want to use something
else in place of the corn, try chop
ped oysters, clams, peaches, sour
I apples, or drained cherries. In the
! popular phrase, you can “have your
self a good time’’ with fritters all
winter long!
Butter Rolls
3 cups bread flour, I teaspoon
salt, l~i cup butter, >4 cup milk,
% cup hot water. 2 cakes com
pressed yeast, I tablespoon su
gar, 3 eggs, 1 teaspoon vanilla,
I cup chopped nuts, % cup su
gar.
Sift flour, then measure. To 1V4
cups flour add salt and butter, com
, bining as for pie crust. Combine
milk and hot water. When luke
warm add yeast and 1 tablespoon
sugar, blend well, then stir into first
mixture Cover and let stand 20
minutes, then add well beaten eggs,
vanilla and remaining 1’4 cups
flour. Stir until smooth. The
dough will be stiff, but slightly
sticky. Tie dough loosely in a piece
of cheese cloth and drop into a pail
of cool water (70-80 degrees F.l. In
about an hour the dough will rise
to the top of the water. Remove
from pail, turn onto a plate, cut off
pieces the size of an egg and roll
each in a mixture of chopped nuts
and % cup sugar. Twist into a
figure e it end place on a greased
baking sheet. Let stand 5 minutes,
then bake in a hot oven (425 de
grees F.) 10 to 15 minutes. Yield:
36 rolls.
These rolls are just the kind for
afternoon tea or a dainty luncheon.
Their color is perfect, and their
taste—well, yc i’ll see.
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11 Why worry about delayed periods from unnatural
I causes. Get Quick Results, using FEMINESE—
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long overdue. Pleasant, safe, no interference any
dutief. Satisfaction guaranteed treatment $2.95.
Postage if C.O.D. Specially Compounded for Very
Obstinate Cases $5.00. Illustrated Folder Free with
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CHICHESTERS PILLS
^ ~ THE DIAMOND BRAND. .
Ladles! Ask yosr Druggist A
for Cttebes*tera IMsnoad /i\
Brand Pills in Red and «old(C»
iroetallic boxes, sealed with Blue^Ng
Ribbon. Take no otker. Buy V
of yoar Druggist. Ask for
Cni.CHES.TEB8 DIAMOND
BRAND PILLS, for4# years knows
as Best, Safest. Reliable. Bay Now I
SOLD ST DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE
OVER 80 YEARS
OF EFFECTIVENESS
In theye/Iotcbox. Atalldrugstores.
H. PLANTEN A SON, Inc.
93 H«iuy Stwt_Broody, N. y.
_11
Warns Against Use of
Fake Malaria “Cures”
Fake malaria cures have given
government food and drug official
trouble for me e than LQ years, ac
cording to F. J. Cullen, of the Fed
eral Food and Drug Administration.
Distributed largely in the Southern
states, many have been manufac
tured locally and sold within the
borders of a single state, so as to
a oid Federal iurisdiction.
Quinine and other cinchona al
kaloids have been recognized for
years as the most, if not the only,
valuable treatment for this serious
malady; bu^ in the enforcement of
the Federal food and drugs act,
government officers have encoun
tered upon the market preparations,
falsely recommended for malaria,
which contained little or no qui
nine. These have been seized and
manufacturers have been prose
cuted.
"The standard quinine treatment
recommended by the National Ma
laria Committee and approved by
the United States Public Health
Service has for more than 10 years
been recognized as the approved
treatment for this disease,” says
Doctor Cullen.
“The treatment, well known to all
physicians who treat malaria pa
tients. prescribes a certain number
WAKE UP YOUR
LIVER BILE—
WITHOUT CALOMEL
And You’ll Jump Out of Bed in
the Morning Rarin’ to Go
If you fed sour and sunk and the world
looks punk, don’t swallow a lot of salts,
mineral water, oil, laxative candy or chewing
gum and expect them ti make you suddenly
sweet and buoyant and full of sunshine.
For they can’t do ft. They only move th#
bowels and a mere movement doesn’t get at
the cause. The reason for your down-and-out
feeling is your liver. It should pour out two
pounds of liquid bile into your bowels daily.
If this bile is not flowing freely, your food
doesn’t digest. It just decays in the bowels.
Gas bloats up your stomach. You have a
thick, bad taste and vour breath is foul,
skin often breaks out in blemishes. Your head
*<bes and you feel down and out. Your wfaol*
system is poisoned.
It takes those good, old CARTER'S
LITTLE LIVER PILLS to get these two
pounds of bile flowing freely and make you
fed "up and up." They contain wonderful,
harmless, gentle vegetable extracts, amazing
When it comes to making the bile flow freely.
But don’t ask for Hver pills. Ask for Carter’*
little Liver Pills. Look for the name Carter’*
little Liver Pills on the red label. Resent a
wibatituts. 25c st all stores. C1331C. M. Cos
Help Weak Glands
With a New Gland Tonic
Science has now found s way of supplying the body
with gland secretions which certain glands often fail
to produce sufficiently and which are absolutely nec
essary for buildins health, strength and vitality.
You can have free proof. Bend today for this new
wonderful GLAND TONIC-GOLDGLAN— and
Try It 20 Days-FREE
This successful treatment has brought pep and
strength to thousands of run-down, weak men and
women. It should quickly do the same for you!
NO LETTER NECESSARY. Just send this ad with
name and address and 10c for postage and packing.
Medical Aid,529 5. La SaUeSt.,Chicago,Dept. GN. 74.
of grains of quinine a day for g
period of tight weeks. Physicians
are interested not only in the cure
of one malarial patient, but aim to
treat the patient in such a manner '
as to'prevent him fnm remaining .
a carrier or a potential carrier of
infection to others.” •
Most for your MONEY
in a good laxative
Thedfords BLACK-DRAUGHT! •
has been highly regarded for a>
long, long time, but it is better;
appreciated now than ever before!.
People are buying everything mors
carefully today. They count every
penny of the cost. In buying
Black-Draught, they get the most ‘
for their money, in a good, effec- .
ttve, easy-to-take- laxative, made *
of approved medicinal plants, de-l '
pendable for the relief of ordinary (
constipation troubles,
25 or more doses of
Thedford’s Black-Draught
in a 25-cent package
For Children, get pleasant-tostinf :
SYRUP o/ Thedford’t Black-Draught,
Try lydi« £. Pinkhim's Veg«t«ble Compound |
Felt Terribly Nervous
Fagged out. .. always melancholy and
: blue. She should take Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound. Irs tonic
: action builds up the system. Try it.
End Serious Coughs
With Creomulsion
Don’t let them get a strangle hold.
Fight germs quickly. Creomulsion com
bines the 7 best helps known to modern
science. Powerful but harmless. Pleasant
to take^No narcotics. Your druggist will
refund your money if any cough or cold
no matter how long standing is not re
lieved by Creomulsion. (adv.)
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