MORGAN BEARS HAND OUT HEAVY BEATING TO UNCOLN (Pa.) LIONS.—Photo at left shows the Big Tank Conrad up to his old tricks of knocking them over as he runs. At the right, Tick Coleman, Lion quarter, is making a vain attempt to get around the Bears’ right end. The final score was 29-0 in favor of Morgan. No team has scored on Morgan this season. Embarrassing Moments Bend your Embarrassing Moment to the Editor and it will be published' FORGETFUL While a friend was calling on me, I me: tioned that my husband and I were going to take a roast chicken as part of our lunch when we went to the beach the next Sun day. She exclaimed that that would taste very delicious by the sea. Noting her enthusiasm, I told her we would take her along with us. When Sunday came, however. I forgot all about my invitation. A few days later, when I saw her again, i started to tell her about our trip to the beach. When I finished she informed me that she h d stayed hi me all that Sunday morning expecting us to call for her! B. Y. • * * A COME-BACK I had such a cold that I could hardly talk above a whisper. It happened that we were having an oral test in a class in arithmetic. I did not even bother to figure out the answers to the questions, as I knew I could not speak distinctly. Consequently, when the teacher called on me, I answered: “I can't talk because I have such a cold.” To whiith my teacher replied quite sharply: ‘‘The answer would have been much shorter than that re mark!” A. M. Erosion Threatens Cut in Acre Yields Lower crop yields per acre with resulting higher production costs are among the chief dangers of land erosion, says the United States Department of Agriculture. This process is already under way, the department says. Erosion is being checked in many parts of the United States through terracing, sodding, and similar practices. Work of the United States Department of Agriculture proves that excessive erosion can be controlled. I AWAY IMPURITIES _ AND BRING A vWtttiwK TO YOUR'SKIN * To have a smooth, beautiful, blemish-free complexion you have to CLEANSE your skin both thoroughly and regularly. There is no better way than by the use of Black and White Cleansing Cream. Deep into the pores this luxurious cream goes to bring out all dirt and impurities. See how clear, fresh and lovely it leaves your skin. No need to worry about bumps or other ■blemishes. Take care of your skin by using Black and White Cleansing Cream. Large can, 25c, at your druggist. Try it today. 1 Stay young! Don t let wrinkles and age lines creep 1 in to rob you of youthful beauty. Use Black and White Cold Cream and give your skin the rich nourishment it needs. Attractive women everywhere sue . cessfully withstand the passing years I by using Black and White Cold f Cream regularly. 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Butter Rolls 3 cups bread flour, I teaspoon salt, l~i cup butter, >4 cup milk, % cup hot water. 2 cakes com pressed yeast, I tablespoon su gar, 3 eggs, 1 teaspoon vanilla, I cup chopped nuts, % cup su gar. Sift flour, then measure. To 1V4 cups flour add salt and butter, com , bining as for pie crust. Combine milk and hot water. When luke warm add yeast and 1 tablespoon sugar, blend well, then stir into first mixture Cover and let stand 20 minutes, then add well beaten eggs, vanilla and remaining 1’4 cups flour. Stir until smooth. The dough will be stiff, but slightly sticky. Tie dough loosely in a piece of cheese cloth and drop into a pail of cool water (70-80 degrees F.l. In about an hour the dough will rise to the top of the water. Remove from pail, turn onto a plate, cut off pieces the size of an egg and roll each in a mixture of chopped nuts and % cup sugar. Twist into a figure e it end place on a greased baking sheet. 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