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WANTS HER ll$ HUMAN ICEBERC LETTER SENATOR HALE WASHINGTON the bane op reporters: OFTEN THE CASE. Very, Very Seldom Wili H Conde. cend to Talk to Newspaper Men Will Not Tolerate Anything Like Familiarity. For Benefit of Women who Suffer from Female Ills Minneapolis, Minn. "I was a great sufferer from female troubles which I caused a weasness and broken down condition of the system. I read so much of whatLydia E. Pinkham's Veg etable Compound had done for other suffering women I felt sure it would help me, and I must say it did help me wonderfully. My nains all left me. I rew stronger, and within three months was a perfectly well woman. "I want this letter made public to show the benefit women may derive from Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound." Mrs. John G. Moldan, 2115 Second St., North, Minneapolis, Minn. Thousands of unsolicited and genu ine testimonials like the above prove the efficiency of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, which is made exclusively from roots and herbs. Women who Buffer from those dis tressing ills peculiar to their sex should not lose sight of these facts or doubt the ability of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to restore their health. liTUIiniUllBIICUWIHIIIW nilVB to Mrs. Pinkbam, at Lynn, Mass. Shewilltreatyourletterasstrictly confidential. For 20 years she has been helping1 sick women in this way, free of charge. Don't hesitate write at once. Prophecy Fulfilled. That baby, madam," said the doc tor to the proud and happy mother, Uwill make his mark In the world some day." ,Note the fulfillment of the predic tion. In less than 16 years that boy was the scoreboard artist In a great base ball park. Chicago Tribune. THE WONDERBERRY. Mr. Luther Burbank, the plant Wiz ard of California, has originated a wonderful new plant which grows any where, in any soil or climate, and bears great quantities of luscious berries all the season. Plants are grown from seed, and It takes only three months to get them in bearing, and they may be grown and fruited all summer in the garden, or In pots during the win- .AM I, I a unAiiABtlAnnlil. 4ViO Cf.ia 1'Aer Fruit ' Novelty ever known, and Mr. Burbank has made Mr. John Lewis Childs, of Floral Park, N. Y., the in troducer. He says that Mr. Childs is one of the largest, best-known, fair est and. most reliable Seedsman in America. Mr. Childs is advertising seed of the Wonderberry all over the world, and offering great inducements to Agents for taking orders for it. This berry is so fine and valuable, and so easily grown anywhere, that every body should get it at once. Washington. Formerly It was the practice among city editors in Wash ington, when there was a new or "cub" reporter to be "broken in," to assign to him the task of interview ing Prof. Langley of the Smithsonian institution, on the subject of aviation. If be survived If he came back still imbued with the idea that he was cut cut to do newspaper work he was considered a "find" by the city editor and usually was given regular employ ment. Langley has been dead for sev eral years. Now city editors send their news men to Interview Senator Eugene Hale of Maine. If Langley was impossible. Hale Is Inexpressible. Langley was like a roaring lion when confronted by a person seeking in formation about his hobby. Hale is haughty and scornful In his treatment of representatives of the press when approached by one of them on any subject. Langley sometimes gave to the public, through the press, some benefit of his great store of informa tion on scientific matters. Hale ab hors interviewers, even to the point of being rude to them, and it Is sel dom, very seldom, that he talks to any of them for publication. Writers, probably, viewing their subject from the galleries of the sen ate or from afar, have said that Hale Is of the "old school" of statesmen Rather, Hale is of the aristocratic type of statesmen. Statesmen of the "old school," to which Morgan, Vest, Edmunds, Cock- Women Struggle Hopelessly - Alono, Suffering Backache, Dizzy Spells, Languor, Etc. Women have so much to. go through In life that it's a pity there is so much suffering from back- ache and other com mon curable kidney ills. If you suffer so, profit by this wom an's example: Mrs. Martin Douglass, 52 Cedar St., Kingston, N. Y., says: "I had a lame, aching back, dizzy spells, head aches, and a feeling of languor. Part of the time I could not attend to my work and, irregularity of the kidney secretions was annoying. Doan's Kid ney Pills brought me prompt relief." Sold by all dealers. 50c a box. Fob-ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. ONE THING AT A TIME. "Have you noticed that the baroness never talks about other women? "How could she? She is all the time talking about herself." RHEUMATISM PRESCRIPTION . The increased use of "Toris" for. rheumatism is causing considerable discussion among the -medical frater nity. It is an almost infallible cure when mixed with certain other ingre dients and taken propenly. The fol-. lowing formula is effective: "To one half pint of good whiskey add one ounce of Toris Compound and one ounce of Syrup Sarsaparilla Compound. Take in tablespoonful doses before each meal and before retiring." Toris compound is a product of the laboratories of the Globe Pharma ceutical Co., Chicago, but it as well as the other ingredients can be had from any good druggist. Wouldn't Take Him Seriously. He But I need you in order to be happy. She I couldn't think of marrying a needy person. SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE will cure anv possible case of DISTEMPER, PINK EYE, and the like among horses of all ages, and prevents all others in the same stable from having the disease. Also cures chicken cholera, and dog distemper. Any good druggist can supply you, or send to infra. 50 cents and $1.00 a bottle. Agents wanted. Free book. Spohn Medical Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind. ' The man of intellect is the noble hearted man withal, the true, just hu-' mane and valiant man. Carlyle. ' Strone drue cathartics simply aggravate the condition the true remedy for consti pation and liver trouble is found in Gar field Tea, the mild Herb laxative. SKIN ERUPTION CURED. Was So Sore, Irritating and Painful That Little Sufferer Could Not Sleep Scratched Constantly. Many a man lives a regular cat-and- dog life. He purrs in the panor and barks in the kitchen. Cuticura's Efficacy Clearly Proven. "When about two and a half years old my daughter broke out on her hips and the upper parts of her legs with a very irritating and painful eruption. It began in October; the first I noticed was a little red surface and a constant desire on her part to scratch her limbs. She could not sleep and the eruptions got sore, and yellow water eame out of them. I had two doctors treat her, but she grew worse under their treat ment.. Then I bought the Cuticura Remedies and only used Nthem two weeks when she was entirely well. This was In February. She has never, had another rough place on her skin, and she is now fourteen years old. Mrs. R. R. Whitaker, Winchester, Tenn., Sept 22, 1908." ' Patter Drag & Chem. Corp., Sole Props., Boston. ONLT OKE "BKOMO QUININE" That Is I..AXATIVBS BROMO QUININE. IjOO lot the signature of K. W. GROVE. Usod the World over to Cure a Cold In One Day. 26o. Arms and laws do not flourish to gether. Caesar. Same Effect. "Cyril," said his mother, as they sat down to the breakfast table, "did you wash your face this morning?" "Well, no mamma," said he, slowly, evidently casting in his mind for an excuse, "but," ho added, reassuringly, "I cried a little before I came down stairs!" Delineator. , Professor Munyon has Just Issued a most beautiful, useful and complete Al manac; it contains not only all the scien tific information concerning the moon's phases, in all the latitudes, but has il lustrated articles on how to read char acter by phrenology, palmistry and birth month. It also tells all about card reading, birth stones and their meaning, and gives the interpretation of dreams. It teaches beauty culture, manicuring, gives weights and meas ures, and antidotes for poison. In fact, it is a Magazine Almanac, that not only gives valuable information, but will afford much amusement for every member of the family, especially for parties and evening entertainments. Farmers and people in the rural dis tricts will find this Almanac almost invaluable. It will be sent to anyone absolutely free on application to the MUNYON REMEDY COMPANY, PHILADEL PHIA. A cane la an old man's strength and ft young man's weakness. (S0G3gS7 MA A 5"Guara!f -.rt Tic, e AVirtiVA rtrrtrSi eousn svruD. 1 sales In time. Sold by drui eTaiLs V -r Good. II & cfgxS'j- -'ga rell and others of their contemporaries belonged, were dignified always, but they also were affable. They had a cheerful "good morning" and "good night" for every senate employe, from the man who scrubs the polished marble floors of the private corridors up to the vice-president. Senator Hale rarely notices any per son at the capltol who occupies a lower place in the scale of officialdom than a representative. He addresses those under him when he needs them to perform a service for him, but never can it be truthfully said that he hobnobbed with one of them. Old senate employes have learned, some of them "painfully, that the sen ator from Maine will not tolerate f amil- iarity, nor anything that approaches familiarity. It was a new member of the capitol police force that met Mr. Hale coming into the big gray build lng not long ago. "Good morning, senator," breezily exclaimed the copper. "Man," angrily returned Mr. Hale, "If you presume to address me again your , position will be worth nothing absolutely nothing." Then he strode down the corridor Into his committee room, leaving out side a large man, mouth open and trembling, unable to figure out just what sort of a breach he had com mltted, but at the same time certain that he had done something dreadful A certain elevator in the senate wing of the capitol has on it a sign that reads: "For members of the congress and the supreme court." Al though not mentioned on the placard newspaper correspondents, by cour tesy, are allowed to use the "lift Senator Hale rang for the elevator re cently. He wished to go from the first to the second, or senate floor. When the car stopped he stepped aboard, and was followed by a stranger. Be fore the conductor could close , the door, Hale stepped out of the car, say ing to the conductor: "When you have taken this person to his destination, you may return for me." Incidents such as these in which Senator Hale has figured are numer ous at the capitol. From the galleries the senator appears to be a fatherly person. Those who know him in timately say he is agreeable and kindly he has few intimate frlende. His record shows that he is an effec tive legislator, and he Is recognized as one of the biggest men in the sen ate. Yet to the casual person jfcith whom he comes in contact, he sug gests t human iceberg. Experienced reporters would Just as soon jump into the Potomac on a winter's day as to try to get a talk from Hale for publication. Mrs. Russell Sage" is the latest suf- i...cHi v,r that onlv maaes one Silver is of less value than gold; gold, than virtue. Horace. It Cnres While You Walk Allen'sPoot-la.s iorcornsund bunions, hot, sweaty callous ac'Ding feet. 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LIVE STOCK AND CI CPTRflTVDEC WAWlCiLI ?? apprentu-o U learu . rowels MISCELLANEOUS CLCU I nil I I W Ed - KneravlnBalRoJoWRlrjBnfcfiMA mai.cLLAnr.uua k in tow Chicago jeweLki UNUKAvixu co. In if ruat variety for salo at the lowest prices by 2oyce ISulidinir, Claivitso. A. H. kKLl.OUflKWSPAfKUCO.. ?B W.AdBMiSt.. Chicago - ? W. N. U., LINCOLN, NO. 5, 1909. DEFlAMGESTII.Cn finest linens. A flavoring that is used the sanrie as lemon or vauitla. By dissolving grauuiated susar m wa ter and adding Mapleine. a delicious syrup is made and a syrnp better than maple. Mapleine is sold by grocers. Send 2c stamp for sampls and recipe book. Crescent Mtg. Co., Seattle. Too Much for His Mind. My first impulses," wailed the Sad- Eyed Individual, "are invariably good. In fact, I think that I may venture, with'- at fear of undue exaggeration, to Bay that they are very good. But I never act on them! I always act on second thoughts. This trait In my char acter has ruined my career, because my second thoughts are always bad! In fact, I think I may say, without fear of misrepresentation, that they're punk." ' 'Well," suggested he who was lis tening, "why don't you wait until third thoughts, and act on them?" Mournfully, despondently, the Sad- Eyed Individual shook his head. "My dear sir," he groaned, I never had three successive thoughts about anything in my life" BRIGHT SIDE TO BUSINESS. Occasional Flash of Humor Enliven Chase After Dollar. It is supposed that business letters are deficient in humor. Still there have been exceptions, and the latest, Bent by a member of the well-known wholesale soap-making firm of (let us say) Cake & Son, is one of the most brilliant. A retail dealer in a small way had .sent for a consignment of their goods: "Gentlemen (he writes) "wherefor you have not sent me the sope? Is it bekawse you think my money is not so good os nobody elses? Dam you. Cake & Son! wherfor have you not sent the sope? Please send eope at once, and oblige yours respect fully, Richard Jones. P. S. Since writir.3 the above my wife has found tne sope unaer tne counter. COFFEE BRULO IS EXCELLENT. Ask for the H a k e r Ps (Cocoa bearing this trade in ark. D on ' t b e misled by imitations The genuine sold everywhere Registered U. 6. Pat. Offlca Popular Beverage That Had Its Origin in New Orleans. In this country coffee brulo seems to have had its origin in New Or leans. On the other side it has been popular for years, especially in France and Hungary. A tray is brought the hostess, bearing the coffee urn, a, sil ver bowl with a wide mouth, a small ladle, bowl of loaf sugar, a little dish of whole spices, cloves, cinnamon and cassia buds, and another with the peel of a mandarin orange minced fine. There is also a little flask of brandy. The hostess, counting noses, puts into the wide-mouthed bowl a lump of sugar for each person, then the cloves, cinnamon and orange peel. Over this a little brandy is poured. which is then lighted and allowed to burn until the alcohol has all disap peared. During this burning It must be occasionally stirred. As soon as the flame has disappeared the coffee, black and strong is poured in until the bowl is full. A final stir and this is ladled out into after dinner coffee cups. SEED. V of rW'r ' l he American girl is not worried over the fact that leap year is now a matter of the past. She isn't inter ested in leap year;, she doesn't have to be. Andrew Carnegie got lost in Wash ington, but they never could lose him Wonderberry plant THREE MONTHS FROM THE WONDERBERRY ' wmtm Luther Burbank's Greatest Creation. A ""e,RBi Mnnths from Seed. Seed 20 Cts. Per Pkt., 3 Pkts. for 50 Cts.f Postpaid Fruit Wne-black like an enormoue rleh blueberry in looks and AN1TH E 80LE I NT HO D "C E " A D GEN U I N E SEED taste. Unsurpassed lor eating; raw, cooxea, cannea or pic wnn be ni r n - . in any form. The greatest garaen iruis ever ujhiw FoRQOCTS (Silver or Stamps) I will sena l pKt. wonaemwry An..nv nin.hl in hot. drv. cold or wet climates. Easiest plant in Tt5!iT Bn nrli v fiRKAT CATALOGUE which tells aU the world to grow, succeeding anywhere and yielding great masses JYnj my BIQ CASH PHIZES to agents. AGENTS WANTED, of rich fruit all summer and fall and all winter in pots (As a pot OH EAT CATALOGUE or Flower and Vegetable plant it is both ornamental anu nfeiuw- ,lfr, wiT Seed. Bulbs, Plant, and Rare and New Fruit. FREE to all who family garden ever known. Every body .canj nd will grow J 60o ,iu.tration. and colored plates. I have boon Lntner Burbank, ot California-, the wor.d famous htridize T' "Pg1,;,.. iJeir. and have half a million customer all over the originated this new fruit and turned it over to me to introduce, tie satisfaction guaranteed to everyone. Do not tCfilCn IU UliHIVB yavxuowM a-- v ,o john LEWIS CHILDS. Floral Park. N. Y. P 8 -Thin offer Will not appear again. Write for Wonderberry seed, and Catalogue at once, wnoi neglect or iniB OTTer will rai OKt'w' "V " i. w,,h berries and seed. I raised 560 nnarls -from a few plants. can be the first to grow PUTNAM FADELESS DYES h. . n ether de. One 10c rackaae color, all tlbef. The? dr In cola wafer better ttae.nt ether 6V. Yea oen ja MOM ROE DRUQ OO.. Quhmoy, lllhmlm. in the steel business.