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from Chicago to Omaha the load of a single box car.
Conceding this to be a day's work for the great air
ship, fifty days would be needed to carry the load of
a single freight train.
Twenty-four hours on the way for the freight
train also means something. N'ot so very long ago
hut a lot of folks who made the trip can recall it,
the fastest passenger trains consumed twenty-four
hours between Omaha and Chicago. In those days
“merchandise” freight trains were whirled along at
the then terrifying speed of fifteen miles an hour.
Subject to delays in division yards and elsewhere, a
car of such freight might reach Omaha from Chicago
in four days, if all conditions were favorable. Also,
if loaded to rapacity, the car contained fourteen
tons of freight.
Indeed, the present is an age of speed. The hum
ble freight train has caught something of the spirit
of the day. If it keeps on growing, its place in the
world's life will he as secure as the tracks on which
it runs.
FAKE SCHOOLS A MENACE.
Confession of the manager of a so-called “uni
versity” at Chicago that he furnished disease germs
lor the purpose of a murder brings a new light on
the fake school. Doctors, lawyers, ministers, and
others of the learned professions know full well the
danger that dwells in the “diploma factory.” Also,
they know the difficulty in locating and eradicating
the fakers.
Many legitimate courses of instruction are car
ried on by correspondence. These are not to be con
fused' with those who lure suckers by imposing claims
and promises impossible of fulfillment. Yet, there
is no reason to think that all who patronize these in
stitutions are to be listed as suckers. Designing
charlatans are still numerous enough, and usually
they trace back to one of the schools of the kind
that are complained of. Down in Connecticut, last
fall, much commotion was caused hy the discovery
of a clique of “doctors” who were densely ignorant
of even the rudiments of the art of healing. These
had preyed on the gullible, actually had killed a num
ber of persons by attempting to perform operations
for which they were unfit.
The law overtook and punished these, hut others
flourish. Our national makeup is responsible for this
fact. Ode of the remarkable traits of American
character is that the word of an educated, trained
and experienced man will be questioned when he
says he can not do a certain thing, and that of an
ignorant, impertinent quack will be taken as gold
simply because he asserts he can do it. This is not
mere gullibility; it is obstinate contrariness.
Fake schools are a menace, for they afford a
foundation and a background for fake healers. Even
when not guilty of providing germs to potential mur
derers, they afford license to prey on misery and
suffering. Usually the victims are those who least
can hear the affliction, so that their suffering is dou
bled.' When such institutions are wiped out an ad
vance for the race may be noted.
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“From State and
Nation”
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Something Wrong at IJiicoln.
Firm the Kearney JIub.
It will be necessary fur Nebraska
legislatures to change their attitude
toward the higher institutions of
learning/—speaking of the state uni
versity and state teachers’ colleges—*
if we are to have a well rounded,
properly housed and efficiently
equipped fylurntiooal system which
will compete with the systems of
other states. It does not follow that
liberality is extravagance, but it is
barely possible that economy may he
more properly termed parsimony.
There has been a lime, not very far
distant in the past, when our legisla
tors showed a pride in the state's edu
cational institutions and their con
stituents were alert and aggressive
wherever there might he the least sign
of disloyalty. But legislators have be
come captious and constituents have
become careless, until now it is Quite
the rule for the responsible executives
of those institutions to go begging to
secure sufficient, appropriations for
hare maintenance.
Appropriations for university and
leathers’ colleges permit those insti
tutions to exist, with underpaid facul
ties. and without .sufficient funds dur
ing summer school seasons to employ
leathers for these summer students.
Where buildings ate needed to care
for expansion they are denied. Where
juiedd facilities are required they are
ignored. Where decent maintenance
is rightfully expected they are com
pelled to go hungry.
Probably the most Important of all
considerations at present Is that, of
housing facilities. Bight here It is
well to say that we have passed the
■ piece-meal" period, when education
al needs, personal pride and business
intelligence demand plans to cover
certain period*, and a survey of the
work required in Nebraska should
< onvince us that a 10-year period is
none too long. Kvidently this is
what. Nebraska educators thought
when the incomparable sum of one
eighth of a mill for the university and
1*2f»th of a mill for the teachers’ col
leges was asked of the present legisla
ture.
These levies, small as they are. and
meaning so little to the taxpayers of
Nebraska, would provide for well
planned constructive work that would
round out, harmonize and beautify
eac h of these educational plants, and
make them fit in every respect for the
work in which they are engaged—not
the work of presidents, professors and
preceptor*, but the work of every citi
zen of Nebraska. What any citizen
thinks of educational methods 1« not
at all in point. These are our sc hools.
\\> should not starve them any more
than we should starve our children,
and no more disparage them than we
would humiliate our own sons and
daughters. It is time that legislative
halting of our educational Institu
tions should be made the most un
popular and hazardous pastime that
members of the legislature can In
dulge in.
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! Letters From Oar Readers
All latter* mutt b# signed, but name will ba withheld upon request.
Communications of 200 words and lass, will be given preference.
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SUNNY SIDE BP
lake Comfort.nor forget
lhat Sunrise ne\/erfailed
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II,Mist..n. Trx The Gen'lentsn from up Xnvili Is not In
Text.s |.,ng before be luxes « lot uf his ..mm elve.I nol ens.
Hi the sntne token, the Holhe’imh. snh. is ml«h»' opt "
|,.se a lot of his when he strikes Nebraska. "hen
alighted in' Houston this, morning we rath, i expe. led (<> •"
tall men. wealing drooping mustaches and iMg hats, using
spittln' terbacker and possibly mting a run nr two. •
it front so. AVhv. the voting fellows down here ate w. „ n..
sheik pantaloons and all the evidences point to the fact that
,he ,entiles of rouge. UpsMel.s and eyebrow- P-nros ore
doing a. thriving business. About the ... I »l." • ' "'w'
Houston and Omaha la the southern dravsl and di.ile<t one
•hear* (lnwn this way.
General Mitchell has nothing on ns. AVe have been de
moted since arriving In Houston. At home v.e are often ad
dressed as ''Colonel.'' but down here we ate a mere ' ' -H>
tain. ' We at e going over to Austin in a few days - ml < "n
suit with Governor Ferguson about this. So far as we are
aware we have done nothing to merit this reduction in rank.
Houston, which is going to entertain the Advertising
Clubs of the AVorld in May, Is certainly an up and coming
city. The secret is told in one word. oil. Texas is going
hops on oil, and the greasy product is building dties and
business at a marvelous rnte. Up hesitated over night a
Hie new Klee hotel here. There i« nothing finer in the hotel
line in tills country. It is 1 x stories high, lint at that is not
as tcltit ttdinoiis as its rates. Ftut iv<- nab! the rate on- night
and swelled around In the hotel lolil.v lit- -Hi the <»th*-r "il
king' We felt like an oil millionaire, loo, until we went
tin to tlie (-ashler's desk to settle.
Del-gates to the Ad Chilis' convention «-e -. t v to !.••••
a fine time in Houston. The whole -itv is getting ready
to torn loose and make things hum for the delegates. I'-at
tilps will t.e arranged, side trips ta'-n to Gat-«e ->■ t arid
othpr cities, and the oil game will be thorCHighly invest!
gated. Down here one hears some tall stories about oil and
teal PSlate. We hate investigated a little hit. but are unde
cided as vet which are the biggest liars, the nil men or the
real estate men. We are only interested as a sp-- tatc.r, for
w e are not Interested in nil. and if we invest In real estate
it will lie in Nebraska.
Speaking of eilmate. they have it down here Furnaces
are unknown. The inhabitants tell yoTt that it i« foolishness
to provide heating arrangements for the home a« the
weather is unusually mild in winter. Then for about six
weed s they huddle around oil stoves that smell to heaven,
and shiver and swear that “this is something unusual for
this climated' Then they express pitv for us northerners
who have to undergo the rigors of winter. T- is to laugh
Freezing weather around these* parts is far worse than
below weathe- in Omaha. The air j« damn, soggy and
mtirkv and when it gets chilly It penetrates the marrow of
on#* h bon#*.
Oil tank* in thi* part of Tex « nrp about a* numerou*
as cattle on the N>bra*ka prai ie« On#* hears oil. see* oil
and smell* oil all the time. It is the topic of conversation in
lhe srnokine* compartment*, in barber shop* and hotel lob
ble*. Paraphrasing a verse of the Sons: of Solomon. 1 Stay
me with apple*, comfort me with flagon*. for T am sick of
(-11 " That eajieciallv *ne* for the fli'-mii*. AVe haven't in
veMiRnted the prohibit ion statu* down here, but we have
heard Intimation* that thev *till niaunee to net some in hv
\\ a \ of the Gulf. WILL M. M A T 'PIN.
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That King Kalnkaiia.
Chicago.—To the Editor of The
Omaha Bee: At sweet Jt>, when 1
was in boarding school in Europe, we
girls of all parts of the world, a bunch
;is silly as some of the silly flappers
of today, we had our imaginary thrill
of life, being near King Kalakaua
when he traveled around the world in
1881. He visited all principal cities
and was entertained as a royal guest.
'The people turned out ,as they did to
see Barnum’x American circus, with
its gilded coaches and wild animal
wagons. Ho was a splendid built six
footer and. I suppose, a beauty in our
young eyry*. Blit, as this Omaha, lady
did, kiss him—not on your life—brrl
The only excuse or explanation is
that she was a missionary and prob
ably saw only his saved white soul.
This king played a great part in
our vacations, when we exchanged
our happenings while away at school,
as only girls of that age enjoy
and glory in. We all had bought his
photograph as a treasured souvenir,
and it was great fun to see the sur
prise and disappointment, when his
picture with his printed autograph
came forth—the king of our hearts
with wooly head and negro features,
as the conversation invariably turned
to our latest.
If those Omaha people knew- some
cif the unconventional and uncivilized
stunts ire did at entertainments, call
ed stag parties at this age, they would
not fe«*l so honored having been once
(lose to this royal highness, who,
when in his national garb was as
scantily attired as the present-day film
star or society quern. But to some u
king is a king, even the ruler of some
cannibal or savage tribe.
His photo, which was still In my
sc hoolday diary, I threw away only a
year ago. not dreaming that, anyone
would be interested in this man dead
and gone since 1891. Gladly I would
have presented it to Mr. Gueien Steph
ens to frame and hang in his parlor.
He would enjoy without doubt a
hearty laugh as I do when.! think of
this grand king. It is a "great and
glorious feelin’” when the mind wan
ders back to the delightful raving of
THE SWEET SGXTEENS IS 1881.
lependent upon any man-made plan
but It must take place. That is God’s
part when we have surrendered our
will to Hint. It Is true many who
lalm conversion in revival meet
ings backslide because they ate tlm
types spoken of in the parable of the
sower, hut the sower was not re
linked for sowing nor the good seed
rondemned. Is it not too had that
lwo persons so zealous for the wel
fare of the Lord's work should get
«o entangled at this time when t he j
rlect is living. ‘Tome up to the help,
of the Lord against the mighty
Should not the hosts of Christ'* fol
lowers he standing shoulder to shoul
ler in defense of his righteous rule
against the Prime of Darkness and
his i-ohorts of Anti-Christ and the
scarlet woman? So many are drift
ing down with no thought of aught
hut pleasure, satisfying the lust of
the flesh and the greed of the eye.
Let us be reunited, let us watt hand
pray lest it he said of our beautiful,
glorious America, "She, too, shall go
away into utter darkness with all
[he nations that forget God."
ELLEN S. WATSON.
Echo of the Bossle Trial.
Omaha.—To the Editor of The
Dmaha Bee: Claude Bossie is free
igaln. The squall which for a brief
moment ruffled the waters of Omaha’s
political despotism has subsided. Tran
Utility again reigns and the bosses
have won hark the Italian support.
Charged with "borrowing" some
1.1.000 in citizens* money, probably t«>
finance his brief hut amorous junket
fo France Mr. Bossle went on trial
Inst week in criminal court. Spe< t i
lors jammed the courtroom, for were
not shady deals In "muny" coal to he
brought to light? And was not jus
tice to be done forthwith?
Counsel for Mr. Bossle and for the
state scrutinized minutely, chose and
discarded jurors meticulously. At
last, 12 good men and true were found
who had no opinion »>n the case.
As counsel drew the line* of battle
in their opening statements to the
jury, Interest rose high. The state, it
teemed, would prove Mr. Bossie's guilt
by producing records which would
show a shortage of 50 cents for each
ion of "muny ’ coal handled by the
rfefenda nt.
Mayor Jim on the stand—then off
with nothing said. Interest sagged a
dt. hut soared to new' heights when
It whs whispered that the next wit
ness would produce the records. Ah
ves. the telltale records. The air he
■ante electric. Quick, tell ns about
them: show them. ‘Well, you see. the
lecords- that js they aren't—some
»ne must have taken-—" ^
And so the sensational Bossle trial
when phooey- m absurd, inglorious
'lop.
Fint the records—what of them.
The smoke of battle has cleared
twa\. Self-sufficient Omaha ns. too
nisy to concetti themselves In civic
iffalrs. have even now forgotten that
grotesque fiasco. And per ha ns It's
ust as well that the city bill hoys
see pati hed up their differences,
'or, as some one observed 1.00ft years
ign. “How good it is for brethren to
’well together in harmony."
An'wav what's a little thing like4
11.000 of other folks’ money among
rrlends? J. f». fS.
Thank Von, Mr Kiechel.
Johnson. Neb.—To the Editor of
Phe Omaha Bee: I want to commend
rou most heartily for your courageous
iefense of President Coolldge Tour
editorial, "Norris ami the Horne Folks,"
if Saturday. March 21, expresses my
sentiments to a T. V.
FRED KIECHEL.
t ailed Down.
"This is a dipb»dorus# one of those
primeval monsters which existed on
he earth millions of years before the
appearance of man," said the profes*
lor.
‘‘DlplodOCUS?’’ repeated the per
I lexed student. "Well, if it existed
*o long b<*fnre the appearance of man
low do you know that is its right
lame?"— Pittsburgh Chronkje Tele
graph.
% Double Crime.
Judge—You ate ♦ barged with pro
fa ult v.
Prisoner—How can that l»e. vour
onor, when 1 was arrested for get
Jng rid of it ?
Judge—Ten days for swearing Thlr j
tv da vs for that joke.—Boston Tran* I
o ripf.
Omaha-lDhere the West is at its Best
WHO WILL .WRITE THE BILL?
Promise of a further reduction in the federal
tax rate is sicklied over by the thought of what hap
pened to the last one. Andrew Mellon, secretary of
the treasury, presented to the president, and he to
the congress, a measure that was designed to ac
complish a definite object. Too much monpy was
teing taken from taxpayers under the revenue law.
Reduction was necpssary, and accordingly a method
was worked out that was scientifically exact, and the
the application of which would have done harm to
none and might have beriefitted all.
But the opportunity was too good to he over
looked by the politicians in congress. Not, since
Claude Kitchin presented his famous revenue law
of 1917 was there such glee in house and senate as
was stirred up by the Mellon bill of 1924. No mat
ter how little any critic might know of the principles
of taxation, he took a running start and landed on
the measure feet first. It wras kicked and trampled
out of all semblance to its original condition. When
it finallly emerged from the conference committee it
did not even look like the bill the house passed after
dealing with two substitutes for the Mellon plan.
• Nor did it greatly resemble the measure the senate
had substituted for the house output. It was, how
ever, a triumph for the political necromancers, who
work wonders where simple things would do so much
better.
Now, Mr. Mellon Is going to try his luck again.
He has consulted with Chairman Green of the house
ways and means committee, and others who will have
something to say about the passage of a revenue
law. His hope is to get a measure that will raise
revenue without laying undue burden on any. One
under which enterprise will he encouraged, produc
tive use of capital stimulated, and the needs as well
as the rights of property regarded. Such a bill can
be framed, not to suit the views of everybody, but to
accomplish its purpose, that of producing revenue
and without being unduly burdensome.
However, John Nance Garner of Texas and Finis
James Garrett of Tennessee still are on thp job.
Each of these has his views on the matter of rev
enue, the most profound of which is that any plan
that comes from a republican source is a had one.
They have their following, and “Uncle Andy” may
he assured in advance that his plan to cut taxes will
have to run the gauntlet provided by the leaders
from Texas and Tennessee. Mellon may write the
hill at the start, but who will write the one that
goes on the book will be settled only after long
debate.
“AFTER US, THE DELUGE.”
Four hundred pine trees, we are told, were trans
ported from Maine to decorate a hall room in New
York. The lady who was hostess on the occasion
wanted to produce a sylvan effect. She probably
did. Four hundred pine trees ought to make any
ball room look like a lodge in a wilderness.
Something more is to be regarded. Just now
the greatest stress is being laid on the need of grow
ing more trees. Particularly pine trees. F.ach
year the supply of lumber is growing less. Five
times as many trees are bping used as are being re
placed. President Coolidge has urged the Ameri
can people to observe “Forest Tree” week, in hope
of engendering a desire to replace forest growth,
to the end that the future -will not spp the United
States devoid of timber resources.
Yet for the decorations of a “ingle night at a
dancing party, 400 trees are cut down and trans
ported from Maine to New York. This is more
than a costly whim. It. really is a crime against the
future. But it is an illustration of the carelessness,
the waste, the extravagance, that has brought us
to the present state of affairs. In 1924 fire des
troyed growing timber over an area equal to a strip
ten miles wide and reaching from Denver to New
York. Nine out of every ten of the more than 95,
000 forest fires last year were caused by careless
ness.
Unless there is an amendment to the present
attitude of Americans on this question, (he next
generation will he overtaken by the deluge. Even
this is feeling it. One of the items of the $r,,000,
000,000 building hill the nation will pay this year
is $250,000,000 in freight on lumber from the Paci
fic northwest, present source of supply. The answer
is to plant trees, not to cut them down for decora
tions. We are pasturing the cow too far from home.
SPEEDING UP COMMERCE.
While advocates of air-borne commerce still
present their claims of ability to annihilate distance,
the old mogul locomotive and clumsy box car imitate
Bre’r Rabbit. That personage, you may recall, “jes’
lay low and say nuffin’.’’ Now railroads nre modestly
announcing that a car of freight thnt leaves Chicago
on Monday morning will be delivered in Omaha on
Tuesday morning. Compared with the regular four
hour schedule of the air mail flight, this does not
amount to much, but consider something else.
That car of freight will he around forty tons in
weight of goods carried. At least fifty cars will he
coupled into one train. Two thousand tons of freight,
^he Los Angeles, biggest of our airships, will lift
30,000 pounds in addition to its load of fuel, crew,
and the like. Fifteen tons. The Los Angeles would
have to make three round trip* in order to transport
OMAHA MIGHT TAKE NOTE.
Kansas City has just staged a very successful na
tional flower show. Both in number and variety of
exhibits, the affair was a success. More than that,
its influence bn the community is destined to be
good. The Times in commenting on the flower show
expresses a thought that may apply to Omaha, when
it says:
"This opportunity should he especially ap
preciated by Kansas City, which has i he National
blower show for the first time. Consider the rapid
extension of the residence sections. Consider the
number of pretentious homes, average houses and
pretty bungalows that have been built In recent
years. Consider the vast areas that have been
opened up. some of them without growth of any
kind except glass. Consider the reputation the city
already has achieved through Its residential beauty.
Then consider how mui h more might still he done Yiy
intensive floriculture, the glow of color from rotn
lion shrubs and flowers. All of which, of course,
applies to old homes as well as new. although the
advantage will he more readily taken by those
Whose places of residence si III are in process of de
vetopment
Not that Omaha has not already given great at
tention to the work of beautifying the home places
by proper attention to the use of flowers and shrub
bery for decorating of lawna. We can show a visitor
loitir lovely spots. Yet there is room for improve
ment, and this is what might be urged. One of the
really gratifying facts is that in the newer parts of
the city greatest efforts have been made to enhance
the natural attractions of the sites by the addition
of flowers and plants of various kinds. Commendable
as this work is, it should be extended. Room for bet
terment can easily he found, and all should encour
age the great public service that comes from keeping
the home lot. looking at it* best, and vieing with the
neighbors for first plaee.
Detroiters have written President Coolidge,
apologizing for Senator Couzens’ action. This was
unnecessary, as developments shew the president did
now know the senator was acting.
Probably the eruelest fuling Comptroller McHarl
has yet made is that congressmen and senators must
accept the increased pay they voted for. What
rivers of tears that will cause!
The “jazz baby" murderess fainted In rourt
where she is on trial. Maybe she is coming to realizu
what site has done. If so, there is hope for her.
Secretary Jardine'a investigation ntay not bring
out anything not already known, but it i' giving
the boys something to talk about.
A materia! point is that the auto has not inter
fered with the use of water and gas, as it has that of
the tram car.
Omaha’s baseball team, as usual, is off to a bad
start in practice games. Watch 'em after the season
opens.
A lot of hip pockets will have to he remodeled to
comply with the new “pint.” law.
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Homespun Verse
By Omaki'i Own Potl —
Hnhert If nrthinglon Davie.
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ALL OUT OF TUNE.
I'm all out nf hm* I gnea* H'a th* Spring
A cornin' Hint mak*s II aeein fulll* tn alng
J'v* huddled around the (Ire aince Kail,
An' got pretty weary of readln' an' all.
I don't know exactly the raaaon, hut 1
Klnda Inherit, a lore far Ih* »k\,
An' ih* hlrda. an’ Ih* leavea, an' Ih* outdoor ii*rfnm*
Th*t heat all Ilia frill* of a dingy old loom.
I her* * where ml heart I* outdoor* with a tree,
An' III* aotig of a bird, all' Ihe bin's of a hre
There a anmelhln* about ’em I can't tell jii«i what,
Rill II ■ love that aeema allua tn touch Ih* right spot
There a natural heaillr nilldnora In Ihe Spring,
An' vogue doean I change where th* oriole* alng
•ih' there* where nay limit l«. *"' Iticiea whet* I go
As soon aa tha wgim wind* dispose of Ih* snow.
That Homesick Feeliitir.
From th* t’heycnn* Tribune.
When an Kskimo dog died upon ar
riving in New York from ft* native
north land a veterinarian pronounced
the cause of death a« homesickness.
Many dog lovers believe nostalgia Is
common among dogs and accounts for
the many instances where do^s have
traveled long distances to return to
former homes.
A keej*er of a frog farm In Texas
claims that the denizen of the lily
pond also has the homing instinct and
the sensation of homesickness. Tie
cites an instance where a shipment
of Tsouisiana frogs to a Texas farm
started a marathon hop back to
Louisiana as soon as they were dump
ed into their Texas pond.
The love of home is «« strong
among human beings as the homing
Instinct, which is probably only ani
mal homesickness. Is among the dumb
animals. There are some people, of
< nurse, to w hom the feeling of home
sickness Is wholly foreign, but by far
the majority of human being* some
time or other dining their lifetime
experience 1 lie melancholy pangs of
homesickness.
It Is homesickness whb h brings the
bunted criminal back to the place of
his crimes. Isn't It the same tiring
which rails hack to the home town so
many men and women who vears he
fore turned their backs on home for
the world?
A one room log cabin In the wild
mountains of Kentucky mav not be
much of a home, but several years
ago scores of mountaineer families
who were given rich farming lands in
Missouri for their coal lands In Ken
tucky, returned to their Kentucky
mountains after s few \esrs In Mis
soiiri and a-ked permission only to
live in those log cabins which had
been their homes.
\ . Abe Martin |
Mis« Tawnav Apple has one n’ th’
new combination vanity an’ com
passes so if anyhudd.v n^ks tier t’
lake an auto rule. "Well. I won’t
n’eed that, any more,” said Mort
I’ine. t’day, after he finally trot th’
cork out of a quart bottle o’ hootch.
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NET AVERAGE
PAID CIRCULATION
For FKBRUARY, 1925
THE OMAHA BEE
Daily.76,202
Sunday .77,710
Doe* Hot ln< Iltde return*. left
•vert, samples ni paper* spoiled in
printing and in« ludrs nn apmal
salea nr lie# cirrulatiun of any kind
V. A. BRIDC.K, Cir. Mgr.
.Subscribed and iwtitn In befnr# mi
this 2d Hay nl Maiib,
W. II QUIVEY,
(.Seal) Nnlaiy Ps.blU
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An Ode.
Omaha.—To the Editor of The
Omaha Dee: Dedicated to "Jndigna
t ion.”
Don't harm the dogs, the busy dogs,
That race about your door.
Soon as the joyous soring has come.
And even long before.
Don't harm the dogs, the merry dogs
You ought to love them more.
They tear your mat to scraps, and
scratch
The varnish off your door.
The caveman didn't have a mat,
He didn’t have a door:
Let's all turn cavemen once again,
And gather dogs galore.
Constantinople, years ago.
Sent all her dogs away.
Let’* buy those banished curs, and
that
Will start us on our wav.
. ./AMES EWING.
Re Born Again.
Albion, Neb.—To the Editor «»f
The Omaha. Bee: Max* hern reading
xvith some interest the letters of Mr.
Ward and “One Who Helped,” and
cannot help wondering if they are
not working at cross purposes. That
personal work has a large place in
* he plan of salvation must l-e ac
ceded, but it in no \xi«e lakes the ,
plat e of the rex lx a! meeting, nor
i hat of personal enlightenment.
Each ha«* if«* place. Phillip was sent
hy Ood to do personal work out on
the road from Jerusalem to La zn.
and there he taught the eunich the
v; ’• nf salvation. When he under
stood he ar. epted Christ and was
saved. Peter held a great revival
meeting with the aid of the brethren
and three thousand souls were add
ed unto the church. Paul, on his
whv to Damascus, breathing out
threats, was startled bv » great
light snd a tender loving voice as!
jug. “Saul! Saul' Why persecutes!
thou Hie?” Who shall say which was
t lie better- way. 1 do not understand
that o W. H. meant that those who
went out to "go into tha highways
and byways” and asked them *to
coma lit imagined they had saved
come to church. Blind Indeed would
anynoe be. and Ignorant of Bible
teaching, who dreamed *uv amount
of patching up would make n new
creature. There is but one way. “Ye
must be born again.” and we must
become new creatures in Christ .lc
sue ' That new birth may take place
under many dr* unbalances, is not
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