' from Chicago to Omaha the load of a single box car. Conceding this to be a day's work for the great air ship, fifty days would be needed to carry the load of a single freight train. Twenty-four hours on the way for the freight train also means something. N'ot so very long ago hut a lot of folks who made the trip can recall it, the fastest passenger trains consumed twenty-four hours between Omaha and Chicago. In those days “merchandise” freight trains were whirled along at the then terrifying speed of fifteen miles an hour. Subject to delays in division yards and elsewhere, a car of such freight might reach Omaha from Chicago in four days, if all conditions were favorable. Also, if loaded to rapacity, the car contained fourteen tons of freight. Indeed, the present is an age of speed. The hum ble freight train has caught something of the spirit of the day. If it keeps on growing, its place in the world's life will he as secure as the tracks on which it runs. FAKE SCHOOLS A MENACE. Confession of the manager of a so-called “uni versity” at Chicago that he furnished disease germs lor the purpose of a murder brings a new light on the fake school. Doctors, lawyers, ministers, and others of the learned professions know full well the danger that dwells in the “diploma factory.” Also, they know the difficulty in locating and eradicating the fakers. Many legitimate courses of instruction are car ried on by correspondence. These are not to be con fused' with those who lure suckers by imposing claims and promises impossible of fulfillment. Yet, there is no reason to think that all who patronize these in stitutions are to be listed as suckers. Designing charlatans are still numerous enough, and usually they trace back to one of the schools of the kind that are complained of. Down in Connecticut, last fall, much commotion was caused hy the discovery of a clique of “doctors” who were densely ignorant of even the rudiments of the art of healing. These had preyed on the gullible, actually had killed a num ber of persons by attempting to perform operations for which they were unfit. The law overtook and punished these, hut others flourish. Our national makeup is responsible for this fact. Ode of the remarkable traits of American character is that the word of an educated, trained and experienced man will be questioned when he says he can not do a certain thing, and that of an ignorant, impertinent quack will be taken as gold simply because he asserts he can do it. This is not mere gullibility; it is obstinate contrariness. Fake schools are a menace, for they afford a foundation and a background for fake healers. Even when not guilty of providing germs to potential mur derers, they afford license to prey on misery and suffering. Usually the victims are those who least can hear the affliction, so that their suffering is dou bled.' When such institutions are wiped out an ad vance for the race may be noted. / ~ ' ■ - ■ ■ ' 1 “ -V “From State and Nation” __y Something Wrong at IJiicoln. Firm the Kearney JIub. It will be necessary fur Nebraska legislatures to change their attitude toward the higher institutions of learning/—speaking of the state uni versity and state teachers’ colleges—* if we are to have a well rounded, properly housed and efficiently equipped fylurntiooal system which will compete with the systems of other states. It does not follow that liberality is extravagance, but it is barely possible that economy may he more properly termed parsimony. There has been a lime, not very far distant in the past, when our legisla tors showed a pride in the state's edu cational institutions and their con stituents were alert and aggressive wherever there might he the least sign of disloyalty. But legislators have be come captious and constituents have become careless, until now it is Quite the rule for the responsible executives of those institutions to go begging to secure sufficient, appropriations for hare maintenance. Appropriations for university and leathers’ colleges permit those insti tutions to exist, with underpaid facul ties. and without .sufficient funds dur ing summer school seasons to employ leathers for these summer students. Where buildings ate needed to care for expansion they are denied. Where juiedd facilities are required they are ignored. Where decent maintenance is rightfully expected they are com pelled to go hungry. Probably the most Important of all considerations at present Is that, of housing facilities. Bight here It is well to say that we have passed the ■ piece-meal" period, when education al needs, personal pride and business intelligence demand plans to cover certain period*, and a survey of the work required in Nebraska should < onvince us that a 10-year period is none too long. Kvidently this is what. Nebraska educators thought when the incomparable sum of one eighth of a mill for the university and 1*2f»th of a mill for the teachers’ col leges was asked of the present legisla ture. These levies, small as they are. and meaning so little to the taxpayers of Nebraska, would provide for well planned constructive work that would round out, harmonize and beautify eac h of these educational plants, and make them fit in every respect for the work in which they are engaged—not the work of presidents, professors and preceptor*, but the work of every citi zen of Nebraska. What any citizen thinks of educational methods 1« not at all in point. These are our sc hools. \\> should not starve them any more than we should starve our children, and no more disparage them than we would humiliate our own sons and daughters. It is time that legislative halting of our educational Institu tions should be made the most un popular and hazardous pastime that members of the legislature can In dulge in. I r-----— ! Letters From Oar Readers All latter* mutt b# signed, but name will ba withheld upon request. Communications of 200 words and lass, will be given preference. i I * -_-----— SUNNY SIDE BP lake Comfort.nor forget lhat Sunrise ne\/erfailed ___y \ ---- - -- > r II,Mist..n. Trx The Gen'lentsn from up Xnvili Is not In Text.s |.,ng before be luxes « lot uf his ..mm elve.I nol ens. Hi the sntne token, the Holhe’imh. snh. is ml«h»' opt " |,.se a lot of his when he strikes Nebraska. "hen alighted in' Houston this, morning we rath, i expe. led (<> •" tall men. wealing drooping mustaches and iMg hats, using spittln' terbacker and possibly mting a run nr two. • it front so. AVhv. the voting fellows down here ate w. „ n.. sheik pantaloons and all the evidences point to the fact that ,he ,entiles of rouge. UpsMel.s and eyebrow- P-nros ore doing a. thriving business. About the ... I »l." • ' "'w' Houston and Omaha la the southern dravsl and di.ile tain. ' We at e going over to Austin in a few days - ml < "n suit with Governor Ferguson about this. So far as we are aware we have done nothing to merit this reduction in rank. Houston, which is going to entertain the Advertising Clubs of the AVorld in May, Is certainly an up and coming city. The secret is told in one word. oil. Texas is going hops on oil, and the greasy product is building dties and business at a marvelous rnte. Up hesitated over night a Hie new Klee hotel here. There i« nothing finer in the hotel line in tills country. It is 1 x stories high, lint at that is not as tcltit ttdinoiis as its rates. Ftut iv<- nab! the rate on- night and swelled around In the hotel lolil.v lit- -Hi the <»th*-r "il king' We felt like an oil millionaire, loo, until we went tin to tlie (-ashler's desk to settle. Del-gates to the Ad Chilis' convention «-e -. t v to !.•••• a fine time in Houston. The whole -itv is getting ready to torn loose and make things hum for the delegates. I'-at tilps will t.e arranged, side trips ta'-n to Gat-«e ->■ t arid othpr cities, and the oil game will be thorCHighly invest! gated. Down here one hears some tall stories about oil and teal PSlate. We hate investigated a little hit. but are unde cided as vet which are the biggest liars, the nil men or the real estate men. We are only interested as a sp-- tatc.r, for w e are not Interested in nil. and if we invest In real estate it will lie in Nebraska. Speaking of eilmate. they have it down here Furnaces are unknown. The inhabitants tell yoTt that it i« foolishness to provide heating arrangements for the home a« the weather is unusually mild in winter. Then for about six weed s they huddle around oil stoves that smell to heaven, and shiver and swear that “this is something unusual for this climated' Then they express pitv for us northerners who have to undergo the rigors of winter. T- is to laugh Freezing weather around these* parts is far worse than below weathe- in Omaha. The air j« damn, soggy and mtirkv and when it gets chilly It penetrates the marrow of on#* h bon#*. Oil tank* in thi* part of Tex « nrp about a* numerou* as cattle on the N>bra*ka prai ie« On#* hears oil. see* oil and smell* oil all the time. It is the topic of conversation in lhe srnokine* compartment*, in barber shop* and hotel lob ble*. Paraphrasing a verse of the Sons: of Solomon. 1 Stay me with apple*, comfort me with flagon*. for T am sick of (-11 " That eajieciallv *ne* for the fli'-mii*. AVe haven't in veMiRnted the prohibit ion statu* down here, but we have heard Intimation* that thev *till niaunee to net some in hv \\ a \ of the Gulf. WILL M. M A T 'PIN. . j That King Kalnkaiia. Chicago.—To the Editor of The Omaha Bee: At sweet Jt>, when 1 was in boarding school in Europe, we girls of all parts of the world, a bunch ;is silly as some of the silly flappers of today, we had our imaginary thrill of life, being near King Kalakaua when he traveled around the world in 1881. He visited all principal cities and was entertained as a royal guest. 'The people turned out ,as they did to see Barnum’x American circus, with its gilded coaches and wild animal wagons. Ho was a splendid built six footer and. I suppose, a beauty in our young eyry*. Blit, as this Omaha, lady did, kiss him—not on your life—brrl The only excuse or explanation is that she was a missionary and prob ably saw only his saved white soul. This king played a great part in our vacations, when we exchanged our happenings while away at school, as only girls of that age enjoy and glory in. We all had bought his photograph as a treasured souvenir, and it was great fun to see the sur prise and disappointment, when his picture with his printed autograph came forth—the king of our hearts with wooly head and negro features, as the conversation invariably turned to our latest. If those Omaha people knew- some cif the unconventional and uncivilized stunts ire did at entertainments, call ed stag parties at this age, they would not fe«*l so honored having been once (lose to this royal highness, who, when in his national garb was as scantily attired as the present-day film star or society quern. But to some u king is a king, even the ruler of some cannibal or savage tribe. His photo, which was still In my sc hoolday diary, I threw away only a year ago. not dreaming that, anyone would be interested in this man dead and gone since 1891. Gladly I would have presented it to Mr. Gueien Steph ens to frame and hang in his parlor. He would enjoy without doubt a hearty laugh as I do when.! think of this grand king. It is a "great and glorious feelin’” when the mind wan ders back to the delightful raving of THE SWEET SGXTEENS IS 1881. lependent upon any man-made plan but It must take place. That is God’s part when we have surrendered our will to Hint. It Is true many who lalm conversion in revival meet ings backslide because they ate tlm types spoken of in the parable of the sower, hut the sower was not re linked for sowing nor the good seed rondemned. Is it not too had that lwo persons so zealous for the wel fare of the Lord's work should get «o entangled at this time when t he j rlect is living. ‘Tome up to the help, of the Lord against the mighty Should not the hosts of Christ'* fol lowers he standing shoulder to shoul ler in defense of his righteous rule against the Prime of Darkness and his i-ohorts of Anti-Christ and the scarlet woman? So many are drift ing down with no thought of aught hut pleasure, satisfying the lust of the flesh and the greed of the eye. Let us be reunited, let us watt hand pray lest it he said of our beautiful, glorious America, "She, too, shall go away into utter darkness with all [he nations that forget God." ELLEN S. WATSON. Echo of the Bossle Trial. Omaha.—To the Editor of The Dmaha Bee: Claude Bossie is free igaln. The squall which for a brief moment ruffled the waters of Omaha’s political despotism has subsided. Tran Utility again reigns and the bosses have won hark the Italian support. Charged with "borrowing" some 1.1.000 in citizens* money, probably t«> finance his brief hut amorous junket fo France Mr. Bossle went on trial Inst week in criminal court. Spe< t i lors jammed the courtroom, for were not shady deals In "muny" coal to he brought to light? And was not jus tice to be done forthwith? Counsel for Mr. Bossle and for the state scrutinized minutely, chose and discarded jurors meticulously. At last, 12 good men and true were found who had no opinion »>n the case. As counsel drew the line* of battle in their opening statements to the jury, Interest rose high. The state, it teemed, would prove Mr. Bossie's guilt by producing records which would show a shortage of 50 cents for each ion of "muny ’ coal handled by the rfefenda nt. Mayor Jim on the stand—then off with nothing said. Interest sagged a dt. hut soared to new' heights when It whs whispered that the next wit ness would produce the records. Ah ves. the telltale records. The air he ■ante electric. Quick, tell ns about them: show them. ‘Well, you see. the lecords- that js they aren't—some »ne must have taken-—" ^ And so the sensational Bossle trial when phooey- m absurd, inglorious 'lop. Fint the records—what of them. The smoke of battle has cleared twa\. Self-sufficient Omaha ns. too nisy to concetti themselves In civic iffalrs. have even now forgotten that grotesque fiasco. And per ha ns It's ust as well that the city bill hoys see pati hed up their differences, 'or, as some one observed 1.00ft years ign. “How good it is for brethren to ’well together in harmony." An'wav what's a little thing like4 11.000 of other folks’ money among rrlends? J. f». fS. Thank Von, Mr Kiechel. Johnson. Neb.—To the Editor of Phe Omaha Bee: I want to commend rou most heartily for your courageous iefense of President Coolldge Tour editorial, "Norris ami the Horne Folks," if Saturday. March 21, expresses my sentiments to a T. V. FRED KIECHEL. t ailed Down. "This is a dipb»dorus# one of those primeval monsters which existed on he earth millions of years before the appearance of man," said the profes* lor. ‘‘DlplodOCUS?’’ repeated the per I lexed student. "Well, if it existed *o long b<*fnre the appearance of man low do you know that is its right lame?"— Pittsburgh Chronkje Tele graph. % Double Crime. Judge—You ate ♦ barged with pro fa ult v. Prisoner—How can that l»e. vour onor, when 1 was arrested for get Jng rid of it ? Judge—Ten days for swearing Thlr j tv da vs for that joke.—Boston Tran* I o ripf. Omaha-lDhere the West is at its Best WHO WILL .WRITE THE BILL? Promise of a further reduction in the federal tax rate is sicklied over by the thought of what hap pened to the last one. Andrew Mellon, secretary of the treasury, presented to the president, and he to the congress, a measure that was designed to ac complish a definite object. Too much monpy was teing taken from taxpayers under the revenue law. Reduction was necpssary, and accordingly a method was worked out that was scientifically exact, and the the application of which would have done harm to none and might have beriefitted all. But the opportunity was too good to he over looked by the politicians in congress. Not, since Claude Kitchin presented his famous revenue law of 1917 was there such glee in house and senate as was stirred up by the Mellon bill of 1924. No mat ter how little any critic might know of the principles of taxation, he took a running start and landed on the measure feet first. It wras kicked and trampled out of all semblance to its original condition. When it finallly emerged from the conference committee it did not even look like the bill the house passed after dealing with two substitutes for the Mellon plan. • Nor did it greatly resemble the measure the senate had substituted for the house output. It was, how ever, a triumph for the political necromancers, who work wonders where simple things would do so much better. Now, Mr. Mellon Is going to try his luck again. He has consulted with Chairman Green of the house ways and means committee, and others who will have something to say about the passage of a revenue law. His hope is to get a measure that will raise revenue without laying undue burden on any. One under which enterprise will he encouraged, produc tive use of capital stimulated, and the needs as well as the rights of property regarded. Such a bill can be framed, not to suit the views of everybody, but to accomplish its purpose, that of producing revenue and without being unduly burdensome. However, John Nance Garner of Texas and Finis James Garrett of Tennessee still are on thp job. Each of these has his views on the matter of rev enue, the most profound of which is that any plan that comes from a republican source is a had one. They have their following, and “Uncle Andy” may he assured in advance that his plan to cut taxes will have to run the gauntlet provided by the leaders from Texas and Tennessee. Mellon may write the hill at the start, but who will write the one that goes on the book will be settled only after long debate. “AFTER US, THE DELUGE.” Four hundred pine trees, we are told, were trans ported from Maine to decorate a hall room in New York. The lady who was hostess on the occasion wanted to produce a sylvan effect. She probably did. Four hundred pine trees ought to make any ball room look like a lodge in a wilderness. Something more is to be regarded. Just now the greatest stress is being laid on the need of grow ing more trees. Particularly pine trees. F.ach year the supply of lumber is growing less. Five times as many trees are bping used as are being re placed. President Coolidge has urged the Ameri can people to observe “Forest Tree” week, in hope of engendering a desire to replace forest growth, to the end that the future -will not spp the United States devoid of timber resources. Yet for the decorations of a “ingle night at a dancing party, 400 trees are cut down and trans ported from Maine to New York. This is more than a costly whim. It. really is a crime against the future. But it is an illustration of the carelessness, the waste, the extravagance, that has brought us to the present state of affairs. In 1924 fire des troyed growing timber over an area equal to a strip ten miles wide and reaching from Denver to New York. Nine out of every ten of the more than 95, 000 forest fires last year were caused by careless ness. Unless there is an amendment to the present attitude of Americans on this question, (he next generation will he overtaken by the deluge. Even this is feeling it. One of the items of the $r,,000, 000,000 building hill the nation will pay this year is $250,000,000 in freight on lumber from the Paci fic northwest, present source of supply. The answer is to plant trees, not to cut them down for decora tions. We are pasturing the cow too far from home. SPEEDING UP COMMERCE. While advocates of air-borne commerce still present their claims of ability to annihilate distance, the old mogul locomotive and clumsy box car imitate Bre’r Rabbit. That personage, you may recall, “jes’ lay low and say nuffin’.’’ Now railroads nre modestly announcing that a car of freight thnt leaves Chicago on Monday morning will be delivered in Omaha on Tuesday morning. Compared with the regular four hour schedule of the air mail flight, this does not amount to much, but consider something else. That car of freight will he around forty tons in weight of goods carried. At least fifty cars will he coupled into one train. Two thousand tons of freight, ^he Los Angeles, biggest of our airships, will lift 30,000 pounds in addition to its load of fuel, crew, and the like. Fifteen tons. The Los Angeles would have to make three round trip* in order to transport OMAHA MIGHT TAKE NOTE. Kansas City has just staged a very successful na tional flower show. Both in number and variety of exhibits, the affair was a success. More than that, its influence bn the community is destined to be good. The Times in commenting on the flower show expresses a thought that may apply to Omaha, when it says: "This opportunity should he especially ap preciated by Kansas City, which has i he National blower show for the first time. Consider the rapid extension of the residence sections. Consider the number of pretentious homes, average houses and pretty bungalows that have been built In recent years. Consider the vast areas that have been opened up. some of them without growth of any kind except glass. Consider the reputation the city already has achieved through Its residential beauty. Then consider how mui h more might still he done Yiy intensive floriculture, the glow of color from rotn lion shrubs and flowers. All of which, of course, applies to old homes as well as new. although the advantage will he more readily taken by those Whose places of residence si III are in process of de vetopment Not that Omaha has not already given great at tention to the work of beautifying the home places by proper attention to the use of flowers and shrub bery for decorating of lawna. We can show a visitor loitir lovely spots. Yet there is room for improve ment, and this is what might be urged. One of the really gratifying facts is that in the newer parts of the city greatest efforts have been made to enhance the natural attractions of the sites by the addition of flowers and plants of various kinds. Commendable as this work is, it should be extended. Room for bet terment can easily he found, and all should encour age the great public service that comes from keeping the home lot. looking at it* best, and vieing with the neighbors for first plaee. Detroiters have written President Coolidge, apologizing for Senator Couzens’ action. This was unnecessary, as developments shew the president did now know the senator was acting. Probably the eruelest fuling Comptroller McHarl has yet made is that congressmen and senators must accept the increased pay they voted for. What rivers of tears that will cause! The “jazz baby" murderess fainted In rourt where she is on trial. Maybe she is coming to realizu what site has done. If so, there is hope for her. Secretary Jardine'a investigation ntay not bring out anything not already known, but it i' giving the boys something to talk about. A materia! point is that the auto has not inter fered with the use of water and gas, as it has that of the tram car. Omaha’s baseball team, as usual, is off to a bad start in practice games. Watch 'em after the season opens. A lot of hip pockets will have to he remodeled to comply with the new “pint.” law. /—1 r ^ Homespun Verse By Omaki'i Own Potl — Hnhert If nrthinglon Davie. ---' ALL OUT OF TUNE. I'm all out nf hm* I gnea* H'a th* Spring A cornin' Hint mak*s II aeein fulll* tn alng J'v* huddled around the (Ire aince Kail, An' got pretty weary of readln' an' all. I don't know exactly the raaaon, hut 1 Klnda Inherit, a lore far Ih* »k\, An' ih* hlrda. an’ Ih* leavea, an' Ih* outdoor ii*rfnm* Th*t heat all Ilia frill* of a dingy old loom. I her* * where ml heart I* outdoor* with a tree, An' III* aotig of a bird, all' Ihe bin's of a hre There a anmelhln* about ’em I can't tell jii«i what, Rill II ■ love that aeema allua tn touch Ih* right spot There a natural heaillr nilldnora In Ihe Spring, An' vogue doean I change where th* oriole* alng •ih' there* where nay limit l«. *"' Iticiea whet* I go As soon aa tha wgim wind* dispose of Ih* snow. That Homesick Feeliitir. From th* t’heycnn* Tribune. When an Kskimo dog died upon ar riving in New York from ft* native north land a veterinarian pronounced the cause of death a« homesickness. Many dog lovers believe nostalgia Is common among dogs and accounts for the many instances where do^s have traveled long distances to return to former homes. A keej*er of a frog farm In Texas claims that the denizen of the lily pond also has the homing instinct and the sensation of homesickness. Tie cites an instance where a shipment of Tsouisiana frogs to a Texas farm started a marathon hop back to Louisiana as soon as they were dump ed into their Texas pond. The love of home is «« strong among human beings as the homing Instinct, which is probably only ani mal homesickness. Is among the dumb animals. There are some people, of < nurse, to w hom the feeling of home sickness Is wholly foreign, but by far the majority of human being* some time or other dining their lifetime experience 1 lie melancholy pangs of homesickness. It Is homesickness whb h brings the bunted criminal back to the place of his crimes. Isn't It the same tiring which rails hack to the home town so many men and women who vears he fore turned their backs on home for the world? A one room log cabin In the wild mountains of Kentucky mav not be much of a home, but several years ago scores of mountaineer families who were given rich farming lands in Missouri for their coal lands In Ken tucky, returned to their Kentucky mountains after s few \esrs In Mis soiiri and a-ked permission only to live in those log cabins which had been their homes. \ . Abe Martin | Mis« Tawnav Apple has one n’ th’ new combination vanity an’ com passes so if anyhudd.v n^ks tier t’ lake an auto rule. "Well. I won’t n’eed that, any more,” said Mort I’ine. t’day, after he finally trot th’ cork out of a quart bottle o’ hootch. 4 ("op yt if lit. 1136 > NET AVERAGE PAID CIRCULATION For FKBRUARY, 1925 THE OMAHA BEE Daily.76,202 Sunday .77,710 Doe* Hot ln< Iltde return*. left •vert, samples ni paper* spoiled in printing and in« ludrs nn apmal salea nr lie# cirrulatiun of any kind V. A. BRIDC.K, Cir. Mgr. .Subscribed and iwtitn In befnr# mi this 2d Hay nl Maiib, W. II QUIVEY, (.Seal) Nnlaiy Ps.blU t An Ode. Omaha.—To the Editor of The Omaha Dee: Dedicated to "Jndigna t ion.” Don't harm the dogs, the busy dogs, That race about your door. Soon as the joyous soring has come. And even long before. Don't harm the dogs, the merry dogs You ought to love them more. They tear your mat to scraps, and scratch The varnish off your door. The caveman didn't have a mat, He didn’t have a door: Let's all turn cavemen once again, And gather dogs galore. Constantinople, years ago. Sent all her dogs away. Let’* buy those banished curs, and that Will start us on our wav. . ./AMES EWING. Re Born Again. Albion, Neb.—To the Editor «»f The Omaha. Bee: Max* hern reading xvith some interest the letters of Mr. Ward and “One Who Helped,” and cannot help wondering if they are not working at cross purposes. That personal work has a large place in * he plan of salvation must l-e ac ceded, but it in no \xi«e lakes the , plat e of the rex lx a! meeting, nor i hat of personal enlightenment. Each ha«* if«* place. Phillip was sent hy Ood to do personal work out on the road from Jerusalem to La zn. and there he taught the eunich the v; ’• nf salvation. When he under stood he ar. epted Christ and was saved. Peter held a great revival meeting with the aid of the brethren and three thousand souls were add ed unto the church. Paul, on his whv to Damascus, breathing out threats, was startled bv » great light snd a tender loving voice as! jug. “Saul! Saul' Why persecutes! thou Hie?” Who shall say which was t lie better- way. 1 do not understand that o W. H. meant that those who went out to "go into tha highways and byways” and asked them *to coma lit imagined they had saved come to church. Blind Indeed would anynoe be. and Ignorant of Bible teaching, who dreamed *uv amount of patching up would make n new creature. There is but one way. “Ye must be born again.” and we must become new creatures in Christ .lc sue ' That new birth may take place under many dr* unbalances, is not [Lenten Special) LOBSTER DINNER Templet®, rpo MENU Clam ChewfDr W hoi® Broiled Live Txihtter Julienne Potatoes Coffee FRIDAY Sp.ci.l I Indian Grill Noen to 2: AO and 5:30 I® S .30 g. n. ^Hotel Fontenelle ! Stiff Neck I Get this relief now To get rid of a crick in tha neck In short order- apply Sloan's. No rubbing! Tha marvelous effectlvoneaa of the liniment it self does the job for you. It sends fresh, new blood through the pain-ridden I issues, and this tokos out t he stiffness—stops the pain. All druggists 35 cents. Sloan's Liniment -kills painf ’ CARBON COAL The Most Heat for Least Money Furnace ^er Size ^Oaww Ton UPDIKE cuomablecro& See Samples of This Coal at Hayden’s Groc. Dept. Tel. 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