The Omaha morning bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, January 16, 1924, CITY EDITION, Page 7, Image 7

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    BURGESS BEDTIME STORIES
-- By THORNTON W. Bl RGESS. -
Danny Takes a Chance.
Danny Meadow Mouse had need of
hie wits. Yes, siree, had need of
all his wits. There was unthlnB be
tween him and the Inside of the
stomach of Gray Fox hut a stump. Jt
wns fur Danny to keep that stump be
tween. If he fulled for one little in
stant, one teeny, weeny instant, he
would see the inside of that stomach,
and this was the last thing in the
world he wanted to see.
Gray Fox was just rp eager not to
hate that stump between as Psnnt
was to have it between. So each was
titling his best to outwit the other.
Urey Kox tried rhasing Danny around
and around that stump. The best he
could do was to get an occasional
glimpse of Dahny'f short tail. Then
he tried stopping short and turning
hack so ns to meet Danny coming
around. But Danny was ready for
this trick, and it didn't work.
But Gray Fox had an advantage over
Danny -Meadow .Mouse. You know the
big and strong always have a certain
advantage over the small and weak.
Danny \\as so much smaller and his
legs were so much shorter that he had
to take ever and ever so many more
steps than did Gray Kox, and this took
his breath and ills strength. As he
grew short of breath anti more and
THE NEBBS AM I A SICK GUY? Directed for The Omaha Bee by Sol Hess
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DOCTOR TOR ~TUr HIM TO GO AV4EAO
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Ain’t It a Grand and Glorious Feeling By Briggs
When Vou are fomd of
BRACING CUP3 OF coffee
with each meal
And a DoLfc'Fuc Dinner
Companion insists it is a
DRUG WHICH WILL P01S0M Ybu
-AND A DOGMATIC MAIDEN
AUNT DECLARES IT IS MAUtT
FORMING AND INJURIOUS.
ANX> 3OM60OOV ELSE ASCRIBES
ALU UlE AILMENTS EVER
Known To coffee drinking
-And Then You read That a
Noted .scientist HAS Found
COFFEE TO BE MOm.PRU<5* AT
ALL, 8UT A BEVERAGE WHICH
Ciues ' Comfort and
inspiration "
- AND " AUGMENTS PHYSICAL
activity And may 8e
regarded as the Servan r
RATHER TUAN THE De.STROYER
OF CIVILISATION'*
OH h-h Boy!*, ain't ir
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more tired he knew that only chance
or his wits could save him.
Now, lying on its side Just a few
feet away was a rusty old tomato can.
The botloni of It was toward Danny.
Of course he couldn’t see the other
end, and so he couldn't know how big
an opening it had It might not be
large enough for even so small a per
son as himself to get through. It might
he wide open, in which case he would
find no safety there. Danny hadn't
noticed this can at first When he had
noticed It he had gi\en it hardly more
than a thought. But as be grew more
and more tired that old can seemed to
offer the only possible way of escape
from Gray Fox. Danny had once es
caped from Reddy Fox by means of
an old can. ami lie hadn't forgotten it.
"I wish I knew about the opening
He wasn't a second too soon
in the other end of that ran," thought
Danny. "If it is the right size I'll be
safe. I guess I'll have to take the
chance. I can't stand this much longer.
It will be no worse to be caught in
that can by Gray Kox than to be
caught here. Oh, dear, why couldn't
that can tie the other way around so
that I could know how big that open
ing isi Well, here goes"'
Danny drew a li ng breath and ran
just as fast as those short legs of his
could take him straight to that old
tomato can. Perhaps you can guess,
though I don't believe you can, just
how he felt when he dodged around
the end of that old can and found a
hole in it just big enough for him to
squeeze through. He wasn't a second
too soon. Gray Kox was at his very
h«>eN Danny had taken a chance and
he had won. He was still terribly
AIIYERTISEMKNT.
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Doctor and Yourself
Demand genuine Phillips’ Milk of
Magnesia." the original Milk of Mag
nesia prescribed by physicians for
fifty years. Refuse initiations of the
genuine "Phillips,’'
25-cent bottles, also larger size, con
tain directions and uses—any drug
store.
If
Dangerous colds
Give them immediate attention.
Apply Sloan’s gently without rub
bing. It sends to the congested
region the fresh, new blood that
alone can clear the passages. The
oppression on the chest passes off.
Soon the threatening cold is gone.
Get a bottle from your druggist
today—3Scents. It will r.ot stain.
Sloan’s Liniment — kills pain!
ABIE THE AGENT Drawn for The Omaha Bee by Hershfield
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frightened, but he had hope now and
tha^ helped a lot.
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The next story: "Gray Fox Loses*
Hla Temper.”
Cut marshmallows with a scissors
dipped in cold water. They will be be
ter shaped arid will not stick to the
steel If it is wet in cold water first
Pr^vfiit Irifhicn/i*
Th« Tonic Hid l.alltli* Eff«-t ot 1-Slit'fe BROMO
Stop "dosing ' rheumatism.
It s pain only. St Jacob's Oil will
atop any pain, and not one rbcu
matlsni case In f.fty requires Internal
treatment. Ruh southing, penetrating
St. Jacobs Oil right on the tender
spo*. and by the time you say Jack
Robinson—out comes *he rheumatic
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harmless rheumatism liniment which
never disappoints, and doesn't burn
the skin. It takes pain, s jren»-«s and
stiffness from aching joints, muscles
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bach;, he and neuralgia.
Umber up' Get a small trial bottle
of old time, honest fjf Jacobs Oil from
any drug store, and in a moment
you'll be free from p-iir.c, aches and
stiffness. Don’t suffer! Rub rheuma
tism away.
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The emancipation r,f women as evt
dented by the evolution in dress froii
steel stays that made a twenty inck
waist and the long street sweeping
skirts to the sports clothes of the
present day has certainly had it*
effect upon the health of women
With proper attention to diet and ex
ercl-e a ra e of let:<*r wives ana
mothers is assured by it If. howevet
ailments develop as evidenced by u
regularities, backache. headaches
nervousness and irritability, Lydia E.
PInkham's Vegetable Compound nvo
be depend---! upon to overcome them
Thousands of women testify to it*
success.
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iiCoi^is, Colds
I Bw SPASMODIC
m croup,
riln WMOOMVC COUCH.
moAtnoimm.
El bronchial
I K^kl couchs
COITiidS k! kiscons
STOPS
the
COUGH
HEALS
the
CAUSE
I’sed f&r over fifty years and in
variably preferred for children and
grown persons where Mother is
the "Home Doctor." Acts quickly,
costs little, no narcotics.
More bottles used each year than
of any other cough remedy..
Sc/d and recommended tvtryxehtrt
Suffered Awfully
With Itching.Scalp
Cuticura Heals
" 1 suffered awfully with itching
scalp, a.so pimples and sore erup
v tiorra on n v lace. The
\ pimples were hard and
y sore and a dry scale
. j formed over them. They
V were in large blotches and
1* looked awfully bad. My
ha.r fell cut and I loat
many nours go • rep on account
of the itching a: • - ng. J was
troubled with j , for several
years.
"Seeing an advertisement for
Cuticura . rap and Ointment I sent
for a free sample. I purchased
more, and after urirg two bc-.es of
Cui cura Ointment nr 1 three cakes
of Cuticura Soap I wus healed."
Signed Ai rrd Lemon, SJS-dkh
Ave , Milwaukee, Wise.
Use Cuticura Soap. Ointment and
Talcum daily and keep your skin
clear and healthy.
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