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BARNEY GOOGLE_ sparky’s hitting on all cylinders Dr*wnforTh,et°Sl^.*S*ebyBillyDeB*ck Copyright. 1923. by King Feature* Syndicate. Inc. I ALL GET - 1 11 g»et V a Sot*iE reporters ove« i ^ HERE AND UJ&ll. <a'VE / An exhibition / BRINGING UP FATHER-d™"foribtahhbyMcM.„u. — - — . . ■ ■■■ ■— ' ■■■■"> i ■ i - ■— ■■ - ■ ■ — ■ - ij 1 ■ ■■■■■ — | 1 ■'I ’ ■—■■■■ --V ■! THlt> GENTLEMAN l*b MAKINC, THE ARRANGE MENTt) FOR THE CHAR\TV BALL - l WANT TOO TO A'btM VT HIM * OH:it>THl1> TE^s-FlR^T OF < TO BE. OOf? ALL V/E. rSEE-O OFFICE? SOME TTPEWRITER '—>■-jf&l r— D BUT-LET DON'T TELL ME L. ME TELL nothin'- I LL <.1T too— the typewriter ‘SUPPLIED! ^ © t>23 »v Int l FtATuwc Scuvicc, Inc. > | O oh: — • ) THKTt) —r~ ^4, lovely : Ms-" /MpS n-ffr ABIE THE AGENT- Active Twenty-Four Hours of the l)*y IT UJAS A QREATCOME ON - V.WE ^ SHOu>, ABE Mob i VHAKV A llTTUi BIT! NOU ANb I'LL SAV WE'LL q© ANb L QOCbNIQHY !> HADE A BITE To — EAT! ~A~ / \T ISN'T REAUY QOOt> TO EAT «T I THIS time: of \W*wr, = A THICK SIRLDIW^ SVtAK,A COMBINATCW SAVAt), OOfFPF AKfc.APPVEPtPy^ [YUVriYooV^y A loot TO Pop SOU, ABE, AY ,v r njc.t. No» v 'THIS HOUR*'toOIL BE tjOCAMIMr l SOMETHIWQ To VtoMUttNOWtl - 7-- \AS\-«P! j —L—-»l. jr-r, rvn Vr-.jg. 2.2. EDDIE’S FRIENDS_ After Feeding a Kitty All Night. I ^/W>-T—----------- ----- ' f ' hl Took, out he makes more Eighteen Buckis FoP. out of kitty I The. KiTTy ag* he than he doeo out T DIDN’T HAVE AVORE'N TMt , ) Two Bits worth of hat p,£° DoEsgt HAm AM’ A NICKELS Have To tuiG To d. W5R.TH OF AVUSTAP-P- CO<ME OCT AHEAD - A'Five Peal ,—-r v~—-*-^ ip That was two Bits / woeTH op HAM, HE Got ChBatED ©■♦»Wi 1 I I1!, My Marriage Problems Adel* Garrison’s New Phase of “Revelations of a Wife” The Angry Decision Dicky’s Tirade t Forced on Madge. At Dicky's sneering characteriza tion of Tom Chester as a "boob” and a ’’tame robin,” I pressed my lipB tightly together in an attempt to dam , the torrent of angry invective I felt , surging agalnat them. "I will not answer him. no matter w hat he says.” X said over and over again to myself. Dicky, momentarily out of breath, strode up and down the room. Sud denly he halted in front of me. and glowered down at me, his face distort ed with rage. "I wondered why you didn't make ■ more of a fuss O'er that Claire Foster business," he snarled. "No wonder ,'ou canie running when I.sent for you—with this—” “You Pitiful Coward.’’ "You pitiful coward!” The words tore from my throat without my volition. The torrent could no longer bo stemmed. I saw Dicky'# face as through a mist—a iril3t shot with flame that seemed to envelope me with its heut. Then 1 felt myself go Icy cold, and heard my nvfn voice speaking slowly, measured )y. as If from a great distance away. "You have chosen to twist the hys terical gratitude of a boy Injured In serving us Into something Justifying a cowardly taunt to me," I said. “As for the humiliating ordeal I have just undergone on account of the Claire Foster episode, please know once for all that I did not come running when you sent for me, either because of my own conscience, a# you so chivalrous ly Intimated, or because of the slight est feeling for you. T hurried up state in order to.stop the publicity which would have been unbearable on ac count of your mother snd—and— .Junior." My voice came near breaking at the name of my little lad. but I steadied It. and rushed on. "Even if I had been responsible In any way for Tom Chester's foolish ness—which I was not-I deny your right to call me to account with a •ingle word— You—you—why, almost since our wedding day. you've humiliated me and made me suffer because of your affairs. Grace Draper, lSdith Fairfax. Claire Foster—oh! I haven’t words to tell you of what I have gone through! And l have stood by and pretended I did not understand, and straightened thing* out for you. And this is my reward. Dicky Is Incoherent. *'I thank you, however, for the sharpness of the knife. It has cut a bond of loyalty to you to which I foolishly had dung. Never again, my friend, will you have the opportunity to taunt me with having stood by you. Nor will you be given an opportunity to interfere with any course of con duct of mine. "But you can he assured I shall do nothing of which my boy, when he Is older, can disapprove. I do not think i [ can have that assurance concerning you. But It matters not a farthing to me. I am only glad that we can ring the curtain, down on the farce which we have called our marriage. And — I am sorry to be discourteous and In hospitable. but I should prefer your staging any further melodrama in some other room than mine." T Jerked the door behind me open and was glad, indeed of the support my hand on the knob gave me. My knees wero bucking beneath me, and I wan horribly afraid that in another few seconds my voice would break Into hysterical, Incoherent anger. 1 could have flow n at Dicky with primi tive tearing blows and scratches, and I wanted more than anything else in the world to have the barrier of a locked door between us. For a second or two which seemed an eternity, Dicky stood staring at me os If he were trying to remember where he had seen me before. Then he bowed ceremoniously. . “I am charmed to have Ibis reve lation of your real sentiments," he began with Icy courtesy, then the blood rushed Into his face again, and he choked out an Incoherent tirade of which I could only distinguish the words: "—Will get out of here in an hour," and a final vehement. "Go plum to,” with the last word drowned by the slam of the door as he mailed out Into the hall. And 1—behind the security of my j locked door—gave myself up to prittil ;tlve, unbridled rage nod hysterical j sobbing Current Topics I Isss. Catholic Dougluers of America fur j rent Topics class, will meet Thur-a day. s p. m,. In moot court, Creigh ton law school. Problems That Perplex l!v IIEATRH E FAIRFAX There May He a Reason. Dear Miss Fairfax: I am coming to vou for your advice on the ques tion which I am going to ask. I am in love with a young man in my home tow n, who I have gone with quite s lot. but he never asks to go with me. lie always is friendly to me when 1 am around him and tells me that he likes me. Sometimes he acts very strangely and I always think he is thinking of me when he does. In my place what would you do? 1 am a year his senior and um out of school, while he still Is In school. BROWN EYES. There is nothing for >ou to do ex cent to lie friendly and fair to the young man. If he wants io go with you he will let his voice be heard, lie may have some reasons for not wishing to go to places with you. Perhaps lie cannot afford to remain In school and benu a girl around, loo. Certainly Yes. Deni Alisa Fairfax: After an eve nlng of amusement such as n theater or dance, should s girl thank her es rort for the enjoyment? Should a girl ask n boy to call? If so, what should she say? Thanking you ill ad vanee. ME. Should you thank a boy for lielng kind to you? Certainly! I always regret mi attitude on the part of wo men which lakes courtesies from men for granted. Of course men should he considerate of women, and women of men, but I hanks sre always In order. .Amelin V: tlet u copy of "The Dally Dossil'' exercises. They me good and can be obtained for n dime. If you don't know where to obtain them, send tne a stamped, addressed envelope and I will let you know. Y'our question- sliout calories sre for a food expert. There are good books on the subject which you should read If you are. An Interested The home economics department at the state farm. Fnlveralty of Nebraska. Lincoln, would doubtless send you leaflets on the subject, of calories Write them. i repo do chine Is a soft, graceful material The darker colors would make you look more slendei A dark •hade such us blue, brightened up with some touch of guy color for trim ming. ought to he a wise choice for you, though I think you could w-ear browns as well perhaps better on hi count of your brown hair. If your sister likes to have you «c E TALES ALE OF H MULE %on; bailex CHAPTER XXVI. The I'mbrella Johnnie Green wanted to go ovii the hill to play with a friend—a hoy called "Rod. ' • "Ton may go," his mother said, "hut you must take an umbrella. We’re going to have rain." Now. Johnnie Green didn’t like t • carry an umbrella. "I don't think it's going to tain.' He grumbled. "I'll ask father If I need to take our." "Vour father has gone to the \il lage " Mrs. Green told him. "Aftivbe you'd rather stay at home, anyhow. ' "Oh, no!" Johnnie exclaimed quick ij. And snatching up his umbrella he slipped out of the door. "I'm not going to walk 'w , oxer the hill—not If I have to carry tins .company her to dances, it Is probe hi x all right for you to go. but 1 would in crowd." 1 would not go home xxith ja young man who did not rare enough for my company to t ike me I there as 'veil. Any book afore could supply >o\i with hooks on astronomy. H. A. K.t W tile to the Slat' Ulna ry Commission at Unroln. I am quite sure they ran seottre the ... fot ! you. Have you tried the library In 1 your own city? Two Old Maids: Why no l.otlt txe cept and make it the Jok> It - an* I to be? Parents’ Problems Hhould the rldeat child of a family have any npccial right* or prlvllagya? Thera are certain thing* «h;it h**k like * pet Ini right* or privilege* that the rldeat child nntiunlh has. nueli a* :i ntlghtly later bedtime. eft Tin thing* ate the natural remit t «»f being older ttinn the other children lie aide* this, there nhnuhl he no dlftei once made. All the children ought to render the Mime obedience to pa rent* an£ keep with oi|unl exactnea» the mien of the home umbrella." lie muttered as soon ns he was out ' f his mother'* hearing. A few minutes later lie was throw ing Ins saddle on Mistah Mule. And then he mounted him. Mistah Mule rooked Ins eye at the j • ln«ed umbrella In Johnnie Ctreen s hand. What for this I" y get that itlub?" he asked himself, "lit- l»etter not hit me with it " Urn e In the road Johnnie urged Mis iall Mule into a muter, lie noticed that dark clouds w.-re fast gathering m i l In ad. And white wisps of clouila were beginning to w hisk over the top - ot Blue mountain. • I iuldap: Hlddap! lie cried to Ml* tali Mule. “We want to get to Reds house before the storm breaks." i f ' , ■ ' '• v\ \ \ i'' . 'x'l Til# umbrella turned wre*»d *idc out at the vtrg moment whan tha *aUdl«-$M*b hreka They weren’t half wmy up the Ion* hill when the wind began to whip fh# ti »" top* and a driving rain awept ftrrt'ns the valllcy. pelting them with gnat drop*. ati ruined It. npnud, over Ilia head All at once a cyclone aeemod to atrlke Idm. Miatah Mule plunge* and reared and bucked. .hdinrlo clung to| the umbrella with one hand, to the pninmel of the middle with the other ; The umbrella turned wror.lt Side out at the very moment when the saddle girth broke. And the next thing John ne Green knew he found himself Bit ting in the middle of the road in a puddle holding the wrecked umbrella aloft. Mistah Mule was standing a little distance away with his hack to the storm, hunched up, and with his head drooping. Johnnie didn't caic to mount him again. He led Mistali Mule home, with the soft mud sucking at his own feet with every step he took. 'There was a cyclone for a few moments." he told the family while he dried himself in the kitchen. Farmer Gieen had come home. And when he heard all of Johnnie's story he quickly guessed the truth of the matter. Mistali Mule liked umbrellas even less than Johnnie Green. Tomorrow: Mistali Mule Ha> a l>is pute with the Oven. Blight and Broad (Ceps right, l»in N® remody ean rur** all ail ment* of the hu man body, but an imrneoa® number of peo pl® a offer from ache#, paina and dis ease *jnnpUHQS who® t he r real trouble ta lark of iron in the blood. It ia the iron in your blood that enable* you to get the nounahment out of your food. Without iron your food merely passes through yoa with out doing you any good; you don’t get the atrengih out of it There ia on® unJvere a__ • _I - tk.i I._ it contain# iron like the iron in freah vegetable* and lik® the iron in your blood. NUXATED IRON ii an eminent phjaictan a beat blood preaerlption. alandardtreiL It ia recom mended for all anaemic and ron-down condition*. It baa helped ihouaanda af oilier* It abnuld help pou. A*k for it at any drug a lore. Peaton Pen* Co. .ihcrmnn A McConnell i PiIIIT i n.. Hame. |)rur Co . Merrill 1'ruf Co. and J. Harvey l.reen. Go After Rheumatism Get ANTI-URIC at Sharman A McConnell'* Drug Store* Uncle Sam Says Child Care Booklets. The United States children's bureau has issued a list of good books and pamphlets on child tare which all ■mothers, who are desirous of reading on the subject of child care, should have. Most of the booklets mentioned in the list ate free and Attainable from the government, while some »d the titles may bo purchased In bool; stores or loaned from libraries. Readers of The- Omaha Bee rna? obtain a copy of this folder free at ' long as the free edition lasts by writ* Ing to the children's bureau. Depart* ment of Babor, Washington, D. asking for “'Children's Bureau Dodge* No. 1." EASILY TRACED Thousands who are none too strong trace the present weakened state to influenza or some like-debilitating illness. Such could not do better than try the strength-restoring and body-building virtues of SCOTS MMSIOfl This efficient tonic is nourishment in a form that helps □build up a healthy resistance. If you are not in your accustomed strength—rich, nourishing SCOTTS EMULSION wUl help you. Try Hi The exclusive grade of cod-fiver oil used in Scott** Emulsion if the famous ' S & B. Proccfcft.” made in Norway and refined in out own American laboratories. 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