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TALK TO Hlb AHD I DON'T KNOW
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-TIME TALES
THE TALE OF
MISTAH MULE
UR SCOTT BAILEY
CHAPTER XIV. ,
Obliging a Parly.
Old Mr. Crow had said that the
Muley Cow and Mistah Mule were
sure to meet, !f Mistah Mule stayed I
at Farmer Green's place. And they ,
did. One day Misiah Mule was pull- j
lng at a choice dump of clover in
the pasture, when an elderly dame
thruet her head over the atone wall
nearby, stared at bim for a few sec
»nds, swallowed her cud, and spoke.
"Good morning"' she called out.
'Unless I'm mistaken, you re the per
son they’re all talking about. You'ro
Mistah Mule.”
“Yes'm,” Mistah Mule mumbled.
“Would you be so kind as to turn
Iround for a moment''" the old lady
ssked. "I’m the Muley Cow and F I
'Ike to see your tail." she explained.
"Ycb'm,” Mistah Mule repeated, as
be wheeled about.
"That will do, thank you!" the
Muley Cow told him presently'. "1
wanted to look at your tall. Old Mr.
Crow told me it was a good deal like
my own.”
"Yes'm,” said Mistah Mule.
"So you agree with Mr. Crow!” ex- ,
llaimed the Muley Cow quickly.
“No'tn!"
"I'm glad to hear you say that,"
the Muley Cow replied, "Your tall Is
rot like mine. It has no lieautlful
curl dangling at the end of It, like i
this one of mine."
MIstsh Mule walked up to the stone
wall and laughed la his strange fash
ion.
"That ole Crow, he try to make
1 rouble for me an' you," he Informed
the Muley Cow. "He say for me to
tell you our tails Is 1'ko enough to he
twin*. Rut I say, that ole black
s-amp better do Ills errands his own
self. I has seen too many of Ins
folkses down south, where I comes
from, to do what he tell me. I
a-goln' do Jus' what ho don't tell
me!”
"Well! Welli" cried the Muly Cow.
''Tou're a person of some sense, aftrr
• II. Toil surprise me, sir. i bad a
■very poor opinion of you, when I
heard that you had kicked Farmer
Green.”
Mlstah Mule looked very uneasy.
”1 ain't Roln' to do that no more,”
he Raid, And he hunt; his head.
"You Rent Johnnie Green flylnK. the
first time he rode you.” the Muley
si
"But | says, that ole black, ramp
; better do hla errands hlaownaelf.,*
Cow wont on. X hope you won't do
that again, cither."
"No'm," Mlstah Mule murmured.
"You see. ma’am. I'se never living
mong kind people before, 'I hey c< r
talnly has treated mo fine on this
farm."
"I'm delighted to have met you—
delighted"' cried the Muley Cow. "I
shall tell all my friends that you're
going to lie on your heat behavior
from thl gtimo on."
"Yes'm.’5 Raid Mlsfnh Mule. ‘Vo
long as they doesn't ask me to work!"
Tile Muley Cow smiled. HIlO thought
that was Just one of Mlalah Mules
Jokes.
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Problems That
Perplex
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX
Mary Smith: Ah it is a small din
ner, pine* • HnJ.« are not necessary,
but It |v perfectly proper to use them
if you Willi. The host should sit at
the head of the table and the hostess
at the foot. The hostess should pre
cede her guests to the dining room
and seat theem.
M. I,, B.: Write to the Omaha
Public Library for information.
Would advise you to dress your liair
In a becoming manner rcgardlecss of ,
the latest fashion.
\ Subsrrlfter of Tile'Bee Send self
addressed stamped envelope and 1
will answer you personally.
A Render: Apply cleaner used for
silver slippers. I’m not sure that It
will remove the tarnish, hut it Is the
only remedy I ran give you. To keep
silver elo'li and lace front tarnishing1
wrap in l>l,Ark or dark brown paper. '
1 know of no exercises that #ill cor
rect bow -I egged ness. Would advise
you to consult a doctor.
Bertha: If you cannot get on wdh
out quarreling, why worry about the
boy at nil? You must he a bit Jealous
of him or you would not be irritated
by hts actions.
‘Perplexed: He Is Just teasing jou,
m- else conning for a repetition of the
precious words from your lips. No
j i .iuso to be tiTiouB about the matter
i at all.
1
llluc liyea: 1 would most certainly
large him on b> the better education,
i by all mean*. Whether that haa any
thing to do with hla loving you. I
I cannot my, but It In beside the point
J when that In whore hla ambition la,
im'l he haa not naked for what you
term ateady company.
Faint Heart: You could t-ll her you
love her and nak her If she love* you
all In one hroath You nlona can aup
i ply the nerve. If you are In earnest,
: you had better get It, anil right away
; quickly, before aonin rival lirraka In
on you.
(». M. li.: I auppoac i on might na
I well tell her. Sin probably suspect*
M, anyway. And love'a >oung dream
is a jncrrv hit of life which haa no
l duplicate Inter.
Troubled: If you love In r. step up
| to her like a man und talk It nut. Killy
i children, both of you, not to patch
the quarrel up right away quickly,
[when Juet u few words arc nee :*sary.
My Marriage Problems
Adele Garrison's New Phase of "Revelations of a Wife’’
The Impassioned Cry With Which
Katie Disclosed ller Heart,
It was not until late in the evening
that 1 ftmnd the opportunity to visit
Katie in her room as I had promlsdtl.
After dinner I indulged myself in a
romp with my small son, uml then,
after undressing him, cuddl'd him in
defiance of nil ultra child training
faddistlc, while I told him all the stories
he demanded and finally sent him off
to sleep with his favorite lullaby.
Then Mother Graham—waiting only
until Junior was safely slumbering—
pounced upon me and demanded to
know everything which had transpired
since I left, I toM her only the version
I thought Dicky would relate when he
came home, and tried to paint Claire
Flatter In as favorable a light ns possi
ble. Hut f s ild nothing i f ihe girl s
attempts to disillusion Dicky, which
I had discovered only In the moment
of her departure. That was something
of which I never sould speak to any
one.
Mother Graham listened without
comment to my story, hut when 1
spoke eotnmendlngly of Claire Foster,
her lips took on a sardonic twist which
deepened until I hail finished.
"Why Should He?"
"You’re a good woman, Margaret,"
she said grimly, “but you’re an awful
fool. And I think you did n very
foolish thing In coming home and
leaving Hlchard alone in the city.,
There’s no telling what mischief hell
get Into there by himself. ‘
The retort was on my lips that I
had not married her soil to act either
ris his Jailer or his nurse, hut it died
unspoken, partly beeausi I could not
make such a remark to iuy husband s
old mother, partly because I knew
that she did not mean a vvnvd of the
lldiculous suggest Ion she had Juat
made. Indeed, 1 told myself satvlonl ■
ally, If thers had been the slightest
indication of my putting any espion
age upon Dicky, Ids mother would
have scored me roundly for my pr
sum ptton.
"lie II b» too busy f'ir mlsi lnrf t
said plneTftinglv "Mis vvoik Inis piled
tip alarmingly. Hut In- will lie home
In two days, surely »
blip give nio a qtieerly furitivo
glance.
"Two days." she trpeated "rut
Ih it Chester won’t be gone by that
time,"
I i on!rolled my angei with uiflb uIt.
ns I I, ily said "Why should he go
before he i» able lo lie removed?"
"Ob: just because the house will lie
sort of crowded." sh» returned, and
! was amazed at the mildness of her j
reply.
Tli-n I remembered ona of her
most pronounced characteristics. She
lvas a lively sense of justice, and she
evidently highly valued the fact that
I had rushed to Dicky's aid when
ho had summoned me after the es
capade with Claire Foster. She!
would not make any vicious criti
cism of Tom t'heeler's presence until ,
t tie memory of what I had done for
Dicky had had time to grow dim.
I hasiened to change the subject.
"\ou Know Vot I Mean?"
"Oh, torgof to tell you that I saw
Mrs. Durkee"’ l said, nnd her quick
Interested "Did you7 How is she?"
betrayed her own anxiety to drop 'he
question of Tom Chester for the pi-a
ent. *
I purposely enlarged upon my In
terview With out little erstwhile
neighbor and prolonged It until my
mother-in-law began to >aw*n sur*
reptitiously. She never will aoknowl
edge lie reel f sleepy, hut from long
experience of her little ways I was
prepared to hear her say emphatical
ly:
"Margaret, you must he tired to
death f mustn't keep you any long
«-r. tin to lied at once."
*T nm sleepy." 1 admitted, snd, go
ing to my room, waited until 1 w.is
sure she was sound asleep before go
Iiir to Katie.
I found my little maid sitting be
fore a table In lit r room, her eyes
lived main a huge photograph of .ltm
In his o\ ergons uniform. There w is
such hopelessness hi Hie girl'* pos
tun that I felt my throat clutch with
the realization of her misery.
"Oh. my Mersla * Ira ham:" She
•prong up at my entrance, nnd caught
my hand convulsively. "I feel me so
funny. 1 Unk my Joem he nev, r
cuom bark to me."
"Nonsense, Katie," 1 answerer) with
.ill the emphasis 1 could comniun 1
"lie (airs too much to stay aiViiv
much longer. Hut. I thought you
were angry, nnd didn't want bin to
come Iwtrk for a while. Vnu told
me so."
Hhe made a gesture of supreme die
ts"*"
"Ah. dot mad baejueas!” she said.
"Hot no good beesne**. r>»t all right
ven you yung and foolish, but v»n
you married my man's und he your
own man*, you hi* own roman's. 1
not know how cot ees. but you shooat
can t slay mad by d“in after long
time*. Ire mad all go avay, und you
shoost know sometlng, port of your
life gone 'ray. You know vot I mean,
M« • sMs Graham?"
I caught my breath at th« unex
peeled appeal. Ah! liow well, and
with what heartache T knew the
meaning of her impassioned cry.
Parents’ Problems
Hhould children l»e spoken to rudely
or corrected before strangers?
A child learns much from ‘ * elders,
even thouKh this is not evident some
limes until he is grown tfp. More
over, when he is spoken to rudely
nr criticised in .in abrupt manner
it is very mortifying to him and he
is much more apt to he sullen than
to profit by the experience.
\l» \ » H 1 IM Ml N I
All OLD RECIPE
Sage Tea and Sulphur Turn*
Gray, Faded Hair Dark
and Glossy.
Almost gvervone knows that Sage
Tea ami Sulphur, jiroperlv com
pounded, brings Imi> K the natural
color amt luster to the hair when
faded, streaked or gray. Years apo
the only way to pet this mixture was
to make it ut home, which is- ntuasy
and troublesome.
Nowadays wo simply ask at any
drup store for "Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Compound.*' You will get a
large bottle of tins old time recipe
unproved l>v the addition of other in
gredients at very little i-xst. Every
body uses this preparation now. la
cs use no one can possibly tell that
you darkened your hair, a* It doe*
It so naturally and evenly. You dam
pen a sponge or soft brush with it
and draw tht* through your hair, tak
ing one small strand at a tune hy
inorntnp the gray hale disappear*,
and after another application or two
votir hair become* beautifully dark,
thick and glossy and - ou look year*
j y oynger.
, Htl WANT Alt'- UK1.NU KESILTS
Uncle Sam Says
Much interest, has developed re- ,
eently in certain varieties of ever
hearing strawberries which produce
fruit from early summer to fall. j
The Federal Bureau of Plant Indus- j
try lia« Isaued a booklet which tells I
atxiut the origin of everbearing (draw
berries, their characteristic*
adaptation, time of planting. dU
of planting, tillage and a list o
different varieties now on the
ket and the good qualities of'
Headers of The Omaha Itee mt
tain a copy of this booklet tr' '
long as the free edition lasts by |
ing to the Division of Ptlh”"' J
Department of Agriculture, War *
ton, D. C.. eeking for "K. B. t>0 -'
Rheumatism 1-banishpain!
Apply Sloan's. Restore healthy circu
lauon of blood through congested tis
% sues. Since congestion causes the pain
j?•almost instant relief!
\ Sloan’s Liniment
a ~kills painf
SAY “BAYER” when you buy Aspr'~<
Unless you see the name ’ Bayer"
on package or on tablets you are not
getting the genuine Bayer product
prescribed by physicians over twenty
two years and proved safe by millions
for colds, headache, toothache, car
ache, neuralgia, lumbago, rheumatism,
neuritis, and for pain in general. Ac
cept only Bayer'’ package s
contains proper directions. I
boxer of twelve tablets cost few
Druggists also sell bottles of 2
100. Aspirin is the trade ms
Bayer Manufacture of Monoace
dester of Salicylicacid.
A!> \ KRTUKMKNT.
IIH STAYS
“Hair-Groom” Keeps Hair
Combed—Well-Groomed
HAIR
GROOM
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Keeps Hair
Combed^
Million* U»e It—Fine for Hair!
—Not Sticky, Greasy or Smelly
Get a jar of "Hair-Groom" from any
druggist for a ft w cents and make
even stubborn, unruly or shampooed |
hair stay combed ail day in any style
you like. “Hair-Groom” is a dignified
combing cream which gives that nat
ural gloss and well groomed effect to
vour hair—that final touch to good ,
dress loth in business and on so
cial occasions.
tlreaseless. stairless. "Hair-Groom” j
does not «how on the hair 1>m ause
It is absorbed by the scalp, therefore
your hair remains so soft and plia
ble and so natural that no one can
poss.hly tell you used it.
4 preventive ntedit ine
Avoid
Consfiparion
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u at bed time willAeep
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ADVERTISEMENT
COLD~
GRIP
“FLU”
Thousand* Ar^ Suffer:r.g
Wiv this dreaded weak ing disease. Durht
19 :* epidemic Zerbst’s Grip Capsules eev
successfully used. Colds develop Pne.
moms—' Flu*’—Get a 26e box of Zest's
Grip Capsule* at your druggist. Ton'll be
surpr.sed *t the quick results. Yo- th*
cough use Zerbst s C^loro-PINE. b»
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Relieve it with
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NEW DISCOVERY
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table Compound. For nearly 50 «r*
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v ho have found It good. Thei -fore,
ask your neighbor: let her trlt jvi
from experience the benefi* *i
ailing women derive from P •
\I>\ MITDI.MI NT.
Stop Eating Meai
For One Month
END RHEUMATISM!
Heavy eater* of meat suffer re©** #* m
rheumatism and kidney trouble*. b*‘ •
beoause meat contain* certain acid* «v %
aggravate and prolong these divord “» *
you really want to get nd of rheurt.
atop mert entirely for one month, a no
the same time take Anti-l’nc *o cl
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Antl-lnc i* a remarkable Kood pu
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kidnr.vs. helping them to cast off the poi
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now overburdened. Anti*Urie is svHd pi a
positive guarantee of money back if it fa*;*
to give satisfactory result* in any -ate e?
rheumatism or sciatica. Price Ilk# at the
Sherman & McConnell Drug Store*.
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SLEEPLESS? WEAK?
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aches, pains In my aide and her. up
pains. and could net eat nor s <ep,
'Favorite Prescription' w»» re otn»
mended to me and I began to take it.
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cured me of all my woman's ttvible
and bv iU nie up in health ar.1
strength. It is the most wonde-ful
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known M s. Ilmma Shanks, til*
I Fiftli Ave.
A beautiful woman is always a weB
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