BARNEY GOOGLE_' NO JOKING MATTER ' Drawn for The Omaha Bee by Billy De B«ck (Copyright 192*) C^ER UP. . TPns private MATCH YOU Vp C,OT COOkEb UP UJ'TU THE GOLOMEL IS TUe talk o* the Town - wmadda You Care vp Wes Weeping h\s Worse onber cover tul Tme day op TUe Race » evert bobys vECttinAC<. F.O OOlN'T *b\T OP f ^ A*H v/A>T_j-* j F*?F. TOO TALKING TO ME ^ _ r T, l IF you ever, bring THAT IN'oFXT in tub hou'je again voull both GO TO THE HOSPITAL' mn—e; E - OCMT wCPRy 2*j ILL MOT EVE N - I - OHGyv UP IN the go NEIGHBORHOOD*, 3L- -£ ©1913 •» ixt l rcATunc Scuvie*. iwe>'j ABIE THE AGENT— Gratitude ajul a Reward. OY OY! - ■ * I TevtPuoNeo voopu Tiae Memo.? noost -nrw TTwe-s i W4S-rta^©uE t*S>T \NECVt. AND GOT , . WO ANSVJEP-- ygkAAT l*A BE.O VJAS, TWE NV*.TTEA- ? AND COOU3NT* aMsvJea. Vt>o ei>l6 im too \! EASV , ABC = vJvW ' DlOKiT VOU TWiNU. or cooe ? y SAV, l *)A£ CO StCW-. t COOLOkiT EV6M Ttfet^CMeea. ms | EDDIE’S FRIENDS_ Another All iNelit Session. J /N 0VV \MA(T a mikjlttc. 7^77 DOM'T Hop 0(0 Me ukJ-til \ I Teu. VA HOO (T LCA-a. V/ - LDDiE AAl^EP me To \_ TA^E Htm HOME (fACoJ (i£T ) mm ‘THAT, PEOAUSE l Poo t A P waut Va to sav, la-te a. /L— 1 OM That t Told Voo ^ \ EjO/MVP'o £l •5E '-UtLC 1 Took] x^^OOiE HoaaE am - — ' pt^ I'm Kot ) 5av\mcx a ' vJORP, XT' OM WITH A ^VouR. S^oRyJ fvv'tU- VCic-T^ 1 OlVg IT To ■ Tf-*E out ■ 0OW • HE ii’CJT ■ HOWE i*j ■ TiK-. € FoPL / & PPLa* f aj' j VU.AS ; -TIME TALES THE TALE OF MISTAH MULE UR SCOTT BAILEY CHAPTER XIV. , Obliging a Parly. Old Mr. Crow had said that the Muley Cow and Mistah Mule were sure to meet, !f Mistah Mule stayed I at Farmer Green's place. And they , did. One day Misiah Mule was pull- j lng at a choice dump of clover in the pasture, when an elderly dame thruet her head over the atone wall nearby, stared at bim for a few sec »nds, swallowed her cud, and spoke. "Good morning"' she called out. 'Unless I'm mistaken, you re the per son they’re all talking about. You'ro Mistah Mule.” “Yes'm,” Mistah Mule mumbled. “Would you be so kind as to turn Iround for a moment''" the old lady ssked. "I’m the Muley Cow and F I 'Ike to see your tail." she explained. "Ycb'm,” Mistah Mule repeated, as be wheeled about. "That will do, thank you!" the Muley Cow told him presently'. "1 wanted to look at your tall. Old Mr. Crow told me it was a good deal like my own.” "Yes'm,” said Mistah Mule. "So you agree with Mr. Crow!” ex- , llaimed the Muley Cow quickly. “No'tn!" "I'm glad to hear you say that," the Muley Cow replied, "Your tall Is rot like mine. It has no lieautlful curl dangling at the end of It, like i this one of mine." MIstsh Mule walked up to the stone wall and laughed la his strange fash ion. "That ole Crow, he try to make 1 rouble for me an' you," he Informed the Muley Cow. "He say for me to tell you our tails Is 1'ko enough to he twin*. Rut I say, that ole black s-amp better do Ills errands his own self. I has seen too many of Ins folkses down south, where I comes from, to do what he tell me. I a-goln' do Jus' what ho don't tell me!” "Well! Welli" cried the Muly Cow. ''Tou're a person of some sense, aftrr • II. Toil surprise me, sir. i bad a ■very poor opinion of you, when I heard that you had kicked Farmer Green.” Mlstah Mule looked very uneasy. ”1 ain't Roln' to do that no more,” he Raid, And he hunt; his head. "You Rent Johnnie Green flylnK. the first time he rode you.” the Muley si "But | says, that ole black, ramp ; better do hla errands hlaownaelf.,* Cow wont on. X hope you won't do that again, cither." "No'm," Mlstah Mule murmured. "You see. ma’am. I'se never living mong kind people before, 'I hey c< r talnly has treated mo fine on this farm." "I'm delighted to have met you— delighted"' cried the Muley Cow. "I shall tell all my friends that you're going to lie on your heat behavior from thl gtimo on." "Yes'm.’5 Raid Mlsfnh Mule. ‘Vo long as they doesn't ask me to work!" Tile Muley Cow smiled. HIlO thought that was Just one of Mlalah Mules Jokes. (Copyright, ]•:).) Cinder* from locomotives are now treated at special plants |u mitroud |'filters In Germany. The pail, at 111 iitlllzflhla as fuel |a separated from the slag, the former being made Into briquettes and the laiier being used I for the manufacture of brio’ 1 Problems That Perplex By BEATRICE FAIRFAX Mary Smith: Ah it is a small din ner, pine* • HnJ.« are not necessary, but It |v perfectly proper to use them if you Willi. The host should sit at the head of the table and the hostess at the foot. The hostess should pre cede her guests to the dining room and seat theem. M. I,, B.: Write to the Omaha Public Library for information. Would advise you to dress your liair In a becoming manner rcgardlecss of , the latest fashion. \ Subsrrlfter of Tile'Bee Send self addressed stamped envelope and 1 will answer you personally. A Render: Apply cleaner used for silver slippers. I’m not sure that It will remove the tarnish, hut it Is the only remedy I ran give you. To keep silver elo'li and lace front tarnishing1 wrap in l>l,Ark or dark brown paper. ' 1 know of no exercises that #ill cor rect bow -I egged ness. Would advise you to consult a doctor. Bertha: If you cannot get on wdh out quarreling, why worry about the boy at nil? You must he a bit Jealous of him or you would not be irritated by hts actions. ‘Perplexed: He Is Just teasing jou, m- else conning for a repetition of the precious words from your lips. No j i .iuso to be tiTiouB about the matter i at all. 1 llluc liyea: 1 would most certainly large him on b> the better education, i by all mean*. Whether that haa any thing to do with hla loving you. I I cannot my, but It In beside the point J when that In whore hla ambition la, im'l he haa not naked for what you term ateady company. Faint Heart: You could t-ll her you love her and nak her If she love* you all In one hroath You nlona can aup i ply the nerve. If you are In earnest, : you had better get It, anil right away ; quickly, before aonin rival lirraka In on you. (». M. li.: I auppoac i on might na I well tell her. Sin probably suspect* M, anyway. And love'a >oung dream is a jncrrv hit of life which haa no l duplicate Inter. Troubled: If you love In r. step up | to her like a man und talk It nut. Killy i children, both of you, not to patch the quarrel up right away quickly, [when Juet u few words arc nee :*sary. My Marriage Problems Adele Garrison's New Phase of "Revelations of a Wife’’ The Impassioned Cry With Which Katie Disclosed ller Heart, It was not until late in the evening that 1 ftmnd the opportunity to visit Katie in her room as I had promlsdtl. After dinner I indulged myself in a romp with my small son, uml then, after undressing him, cuddl'd him in defiance of nil ultra child training faddistlc, while I told him all the stories he demanded and finally sent him off to sleep with his favorite lullaby. Then Mother Graham—waiting only until Junior was safely slumbering— pounced upon me and demanded to know everything which had transpired since I left, I toM her only the version I thought Dicky would relate when he came home, and tried to paint Claire Flatter In as favorable a light ns possi ble. Hut f s ild nothing i f ihe girl s attempts to disillusion Dicky, which I had discovered only In the moment of her departure. That was something of which I never sould speak to any one. Mother Graham listened without comment to my story, hut when 1 spoke eotnmendlngly of Claire Foster, her lips took on a sardonic twist which deepened until I hail finished. "Why Should He?" "You’re a good woman, Margaret," she said grimly, “but you’re an awful fool. And I think you did n very foolish thing In coming home and leaving Hlchard alone in the city., There’s no telling what mischief hell get Into there by himself. ‘ The retort was on my lips that I had not married her soil to act either ris his Jailer or his nurse, hut it died unspoken, partly beeausi I could not make such a remark to iuy husband s old mother, partly because I knew that she did not mean a vvnvd of the lldiculous suggest Ion she had Juat made. Indeed, 1 told myself satvlonl ■ ally, If thers had been the slightest indication of my putting any espion age upon Dicky, Ids mother would have scored me roundly for my pr sum ptton. "lie II b» too busy f'ir mlsi lnrf t said plneTftinglv "Mis vvoik Inis piled tip alarmingly. Hut In- will lie home In two days, surely » blip give nio a qtieerly furitivo glance. "Two days." she trpeated "rut Ih it Chester won’t be gone by that time," I i on!rolled my angei with uiflb uIt. ns I I, ily said "Why should he go before he i» able lo lie removed?" "Ob: just because the house will lie sort of crowded." sh» returned, and ! was amazed at the mildness of her j reply. Tli-n I remembered ona of her most pronounced characteristics. She lvas a lively sense of justice, and she evidently highly valued the fact that I had rushed to Dicky's aid when ho had summoned me after the es capade with Claire Foster. She! would not make any vicious criti cism of Tom t'heeler's presence until , t tie memory of what I had done for Dicky had had time to grow dim. I hasiened to change the subject. "\ou Know Vot I Mean?" "Oh, torgof to tell you that I saw Mrs. Durkee"’ l said, nnd her quick Interested "Did you7 How is she?" betrayed her own anxiety to drop 'he question of Tom Chester for the pi-a ent. * I purposely enlarged upon my In terview With out little erstwhile neighbor and prolonged It until my mother-in-law began to >aw*n sur* reptitiously. She never will aoknowl edge lie reel f sleepy, hut from long experience of her little ways I was prepared to hear her say emphatical ly: "Margaret, you must he tired to death f mustn't keep you any long «-r. tin to lied at once." *T nm sleepy." 1 admitted, snd, go ing to my room, waited until 1 w.is sure she was sound asleep before go Iiir to Katie. I found my little maid sitting be fore a table In lit r room, her eyes lived main a huge photograph of .ltm In his o\ ergons uniform. There w is such hopelessness hi Hie girl'* pos tun that I felt my throat clutch with the realization of her misery. "Oh. my Mersla * Ira ham:" She •prong up at my entrance, nnd caught my hand convulsively. "I feel me so funny. 1 Unk my Joem he nev, r cuom bark to me." "Nonsense, Katie," 1 answerer) with .ill the emphasis 1 could comniun 1 "lie (airs too much to stay aiViiv much longer. Hut. I thought you were angry, nnd didn't want bin to come Iwtrk for a while. Vnu told me so." Hhe made a gesture of supreme die ts"*" "Ah. dot mad baejueas!” she said. "Hot no good beesne**. r>»t all right ven you yung and foolish, but v»n you married my man's und he your own man*, you hi* own roman's. 1 not know how cot ees. but you shooat can t slay mad by d“in after long time*. Ire mad all go avay, und you shoost know sometlng, port of your life gone 'ray. You know vot I mean, M« • sMs Graham?" I caught my breath at th« unex peeled appeal. Ah! liow well, and with what heartache T knew the meaning of her impassioned cry. Parents’ Problems Hhould children l»e spoken to rudely or corrected before strangers? A child learns much from ‘ * elders, even thouKh this is not evident some limes until he is grown tfp. More over, when he is spoken to rudely nr criticised in .in abrupt manner it is very mortifying to him and he is much more apt to he sullen than to profit by the experience. \l» \ » H 1 IM Ml N I All OLD RECIPE Sage Tea and Sulphur Turn* Gray, Faded Hair Dark and Glossy. Almost gvervone knows that Sage Tea ami Sulphur, jiroperlv com pounded, brings Imi> K the natural color amt luster to the hair when faded, streaked or gray. Years apo the only way to pet this mixture was to make it ut home, which is- ntuasy and troublesome. Nowadays wo simply ask at any drup store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound.*' You will get a large bottle of tins old time recipe unproved l>v the addition of other in gredients at very little i-xst. Every body uses this preparation now. la cs use no one can possibly tell that you darkened your hair, a* It doe* It so naturally and evenly. You dam pen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw tht* through your hair, tak ing one small strand at a tune hy inorntnp the gray hale disappear*, and after another application or two votir hair become* beautifully dark, thick and glossy and - ou look year* j y oynger. , Htl WANT Alt'- UK1.NU KESILTS Uncle Sam Says Much interest, has developed re- , eently in certain varieties of ever hearing strawberries which produce fruit from early summer to fall. j The Federal Bureau of Plant Indus- j try lia« Isaued a booklet which tells I atxiut the origin of everbearing (draw berries, their characteristic* adaptation, time of planting. dU of planting, tillage and a list o different varieties now on the ket and the good qualities of' Headers of The Omaha Itee mt tain a copy of this booklet tr' ' long as the free edition lasts by | ing to the Division of Ptlh”"' J Department of Agriculture, War * ton, D. C.. eeking for "K. B. t>0 -' Rheumatism 1-banishpain! Apply Sloan's. Restore healthy circu lauon of blood through congested tis % sues. Since congestion causes the pain j?•almost instant relief! \ Sloan’s Liniment a ~kills painf SAY “BAYER” when you buy Aspr'~< Unless you see the name ’ Bayer" on package or on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer product prescribed by physicians over twenty two years and proved safe by millions for colds, headache, toothache, car ache, neuralgia, lumbago, rheumatism, neuritis, and for pain in general. Ac cept only Bayer'’ package s contains proper directions. I boxer of twelve tablets cost few Druggists also sell bottles of 2 100. Aspirin is the trade ms Bayer Manufacture of Monoace dester of Salicylicacid. A!> \ KRTUKMKNT. IIH STAYS “Hair-Groom” Keeps Hair Combed—Well-Groomed HAIR GROOM nM ■** Keeps Hair Combed^ Million* U»e It—Fine for Hair! —Not Sticky, Greasy or Smelly Get a jar of "Hair-Groom" from any druggist for a ft w cents and make even stubborn, unruly or shampooed | hair stay combed ail day in any style you like. “Hair-Groom” is a dignified combing cream which gives that nat ural gloss and well groomed effect to vour hair—that final touch to good , dress loth in business and on so cial occasions. tlreaseless. stairless. "Hair-Groom” j does not «how on the hair 1>m ause It is absorbed by the scalp, therefore your hair remains so soft and plia ble and so natural that no one can poss.hly tell you used it. 4 preventive ntedit ine Avoid Consfiparion Q°* Q Q J RRANDR ETH | II PILLS u at bed time willAeep E you we// •tad happy U |%. paftK »n«t £C( ADVERTISEMENT COLD~ GRIP “FLU” Thousand* Ar^ Suffer:r.g Wiv this dreaded weak ing disease. Durht 19 :* epidemic Zerbst’s Grip Capsules eev successfully used. Colds develop Pne. moms—' Flu*’—Get a 26e box of Zest's Grip Capsule* at your druggist. Ton'll be surpr.sed *t the quick results. Yo- th* cough use Zerbst s C^loro-PINE. b» Pharma cal Co„ St. Jo*eph. Mo. Relieve it with Dr.KINGS NEW DISCOVERY togfcyif Anvr.RTisruiEvr. ASK YOBR NEIGHBOR There is hcrdlv a neighborhood in the United States where women can not be found who have derived bene fit from Lydia K. Pink ham 's ge table Compound. For nearly 50 «r* this botanic medicine has been over coming s me- of the worst forms of female ills. As or.e woman had '-een lienefited by its use she has toJ- th ere who have used ;t With the e good results; so the use of this great medic.re lias gpread from sho-’ to shore by the recommendation of .. « v ho have found It good. Thei -fore, ask your neighbor: let her trlt jvi from experience the benefi* *i ailing women derive from P • \I>\ MITDI.MI NT. Stop Eating Meai For One Month END RHEUMATISM! Heavy eater* of meat suffer re©** #* m rheumatism and kidney trouble*. b*‘ • beoause meat contain* certain acid* «v % aggravate and prolong these divord “» * you really want to get nd of rheurt. atop mert entirely for one month, a no the same time take Anti-l’nc *o cl your system of accumulated pos*oe Antl-lnc i* a remarkable Kood pu and tgnic, composed of herbai ingredients* 1*. al«o l.%* a b»' r*efic:a\ effect upon tha kidnr.vs. helping them to cast off the poi aebous waste matter with which they ara now overburdened. Anti*Urie is svHd pi a positive guarantee of money back if it fa*;* to give satisfactory result* in any -ate e? rheumatism or sciatica. Price Ilk# at the Sherman & McConnell Drug Store*. AmUtTlAEVIKST. ARE YOU NERVOUS? SLEEPLESS? WEAK? HERE'S (iOOD ADVICE. Council Bluff*. 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