The Omaha morning bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, February 24, 1923, Page 12, Image 12
BARNEY GOOGLE— THIS MAY BE A FIFTY TO ONE SHOT! Drawn for The Omaha Bee by Billy De Beck (Copyright 1923) sp \T-S Tut TAIK y THE TJSWAl , 9MWC(«\ I i yt JU^T SET ftUL \ 1 t*\<JvX*KtM A COuPlt CP j Rhate. that SPARKt I 0' MOOCD TUIH . sat • I g \UUAT tx>c j J R " 5ASST SUSPI' / | looit twe P ! I \ /O They SAY * SASSY \ KJ ^r- WMAT X® SA.S.E' .S A flj L'W Tt> WMCNl — Mfc ^ \. ^MSA’noN.eABXL'f M KEtPiwd HER A t-WSTt WV jTwfc COMPELS GOT 1/ The Cot once Emas /awooT TV** expert n FOXY* MR EASED CWL j TWAWERS VWOEKVt-iC,* H ,NTO NVMttME THl- / FOR MM* - AMO THE HB WVGEM with The. (k HoRSE tx*S AU «tR IwoiAXtoN tmay no\\"^ »%£r I ONE COULD SEE >«-• \ X^V\A 11™* I NAG Till march «E1?. \ j^~T~ a "The DAY of Thf MATCH * \ y * ^ ^*** 5yg lyr "Iweztes SOMt OF \ Th» Buck swary \ OUTTA Mt BRINGING UP FATHER— „ SEE JIGGS AND MAGGIE IN FULL PAGE OF COLORS IN THE SUNDAY BEE Drawn for The Omaha Bee by McManus Copyright 1923) I V/ANT l'VE KNOWN : WHAT A^E. TOO CA*bEV HIM LONCESt TALKIN' AEOOT TO E>lT THAN TOG • '"VE EEEN IN NEKT TO -,----- WITH HIM -> ^ —I y~ FT" i w -I oh:-you V/ILU -wiuu ■YOO ? TAKE •Vn THAvT: - « f AM- TOO CCP^J "rHE- PATROL J ARE. ALV/ATTs WAC.ON WILL. E>C BUTTIN' IN HERE IN A F'CHTt) THAT MINUTE -TOO UU Den r CONCERN TOO REL. tiELT TEH ' ©l»i> rv imt’L Feature Service. trie. ' M C- WHERE*! me FHiEMOT> AM1 THE DIMMER THEY HE CONN\ OlVE ME - ~-}/---'"■ '■--••— — -----A THE ONnej^ >-3 OTP W (F YOU WKMNA, 'EEC them - youll have to ( CO To v- JAIL.' ( ^ ABIE THE AGENT— EVENTUALLY—WHY NOT NOW? Drawn for The Omaha Bee by Herschfeld I f Copyright 1923) W-T AAV BUSINESS AW’t A Bu&lHESS V Sf ANYMORE AUb I'M PoSlVlVEE qEmKfc ™ ■ 1)1 SCOURAQEb * MOO, IU <,0 BY FRAMR I \\ HVJQHES,!M ST. AUBAMS.It) SPEMD THE A Mb toRqpr MIME TRou&lES!^' J HOW'i BUSIUW8 * WMT u<rvn tme oompie* Inbe? ' km more; w lfe*L'..... K KiBw Bu&\*£8S, (OBxl AM>VW)U set, &rre& x open' ne& • m ^oi>o^ tu me SECOUb HKWttD Rttao ^ Business.*. ^ - _ My Marriage Problems AAmlo Ovnios'i New Phase of Revelations of a Wife” _ <Copynghf 1922) The Report Her Father Cisco About Home Folks. My journey home was uneventful, and my nerves gradually eettled in to tranquility after my fright con-1 venting the taxi-driver who had tak en me to the station from the Biles apartment. By the time I reached the lamp-lit station at Bridgehampton, I almost had persuaded myself that I'd been mistaken all through, and that no message concerning me had beer, passed between the driver and the porter who had carried my bag to the •rain, It was nothing. I decided, with which to trouble Lillian. I knew how strictly she kept all her worries to herself, and I had the •eeret feeling that I’d cut rather s ludicrous figure with my production of a revolver—though no one had seen it eave me—for which I had not feond the slightest use. I did not flue at all to relate that part of the •torr to Lillian. My father met me at the station, and when hie arm* went round me In welcome, I felt a sudden leaping of my spirits. This wss home and peace and safety. I felt a million miles away from the Intrigues and dangera l had sensed In the city. •'Junior?" I queried anxiously as my father released me. and with hts hand under my elbow escorted me to the waiting car. Madge Is Confused "As wonderful aa ever," he re turned with grandfatherly fatuous ness. "Perfectly well, and happy, ex eept that very day he repeatedly de manded to know when you were com ing home " ‘‘Bless his baby heart!' I apostro phized ardently. "Amen," my father said as fervent Jy, and I waited until I was perched cn the seat beside, him, and he had started the car homeward before I asked the other questions which were trembling on mv lips "Is Lillian all right, ar.d has Moth er'Graham been—difficult, and—nr.d —how Is young Mr. Chester getting along?" I was furious at myself for stam mering over the last question, and was glad Indeed that In the darkness my father could not see the flush which I felt burning my cheeks. I old myself angrily that It was no wonder I stammered mud flushed when I remembered the pg)y opposi tion Mother Graham had given to the wounded boy s pre senee In the house, and when I an'ldpated Dicky’s ■ jre and equally unpleasant reac tion to the news. Put I eng^rly ,,ope,l that, my father had not noticed my confusion. "H/ih Katie Been Behaving? If hla keen perception* had caught the stammer, lie gave no indication .f It. HI* answering voice waa as calmly perfunctory as tf he had lieen ilfseusalng the price of Ihe late rnb liage*. "Mrs. Underwood is her usual «■< if," l e said. "I think her physical con ■ iitlon 1* steadily Improving, and von now she 1* always (lie some mi ntal She never lets down in spirit." ■ f hnow." I "nn d snfl 1> Totir niotlie iml-t .." he went on with ihe formal note which hi* voice Y - TIME TALES .THE TALE OF \MISTAH MULE BAILEY tVAr CHAPTER XI Troublesome Mr. trow. ‘ Though they both lived on the rams farm, which belonged to Farm er Green, Mistah Mule and the Muiey Cow were not on speaking terms. The Muiey Cow had spent years there. She had seen so many tiueer stran gers coma and go that she paid little heed to new arrivals unless she knew that they were going to he what she railed ' permanent," meaning that they were there to stay. Of course she began to hear about M.Stah Mu Is. from the <Tay when he kicked Fanner Green. And she said then that Mistah Mule wt . l-i be _ . 1 Adtirt care what »o*t of tail -Miatah Mula ha3.*aha uecl4_r«d. there long. Khe had auch a poor opin Ion of him that she wouldn’t even (urn her head to look at the new comer about whom all her friends were talking. "There he is! He’s the follow that kicked Farmer Green,’’ the Mtiley Cow* neighbors wrAihl tell her. And they couldn’t understand why she wasn't Interested. At last, however, somebody said something to the Muley Cow that made her both think and talk of very little except Mlstah Mule. Up In the hillside pasture old Mr. Crow settled down upon the fence near h» r. "Good morning!" he cried. "How are you today? And how a yotir cousin?" "I'm quite well, thank , the Muley Cow replied. "ti ,t which cousin do you mean. You know, half the herd Is related to me I have first cousins, second cousins, third cousins, fourth cousins—” "Yes! Yes!" Mr. C row Interrupted "I don't Wean your Cow courine I mean Mlstah Mule." "What?" exclaimed the Muley Cow wlthan sngry toss of her hornless head. “What? Sir! How dare you call that wretched creature my cousin" . Old Mr. Crow chuckled. He loved to teaso the Muley Cow. "Well," he replied, "there's hie name, 'Mule' and Muley' are a good , deal alike, aren't they?" "Perhaps! Perhaps!" spluttered the j Muley Cow "But this Mlstah Mule and l are not the least bit alike." "Well," said old Mr. Crow with s grin, "there’s his tall." "What about his tail?" snapped the Muley Cow. "It's very much Ilka your?" Mr. Cow replied. "It's a tufted tall It's j nothing like the old horse Bbenezer’s I tall. If Mlatah Mule's tall Isn’t the , same kind as yours, then I'm not a bird." By this time Mr. Crow had driven tho Muley Cow almoat frantic. "I don't care what sort of tail Mls tah Mule has.” she declared. 'Tie certainly (s no cousin of mine. He Is not related to me, even distantly." "Perhaps not!" said Mr. Crow "Anyhow, I'll see what Mlstah M il# himself says about that." (Copyrieht, 1923 ) Tomorrow—Mr Crow Finds Alls lah Mule a Hard Person to Talk to. always holds In speaking of that j doughty lady, "has made no dlffu ulty | at all concerning young Chester h | presence here I fancy She keeps all of that for your benefit when she | feels especially disagreeable Pdf, I side from that, T fancy you will have ! t o especial trouble with her now. | hhc Is exceedingly grateful lo you, ' I think, for your action In going to your husband, and stopping the pub licity concerning him. As for young Chester, he Is slowly getting better, la able to sit up a few hours each day. hut he Is very weak, and It would he a risk to move him for another week, although In case He stopped, and I knew he was thinking of Dicky's possible attitude when he came home. "There is no 'In car" I" I returned hotly. "That boy has done too much for us; risked too much, not to be en titled to nil the i arc wr cun give him. It1’ ha II slay right where he Is until it ij pc’f* ct.iy safe to move him — ; loitgi r If he Wishes ’’ ! It will be, of course, as you wish.1' my father said quietly, unit I felt tin orcountably rebuked. not. for my de cision. but for the warmth "f It, T wished that I could see the expression OH his tare, but, falling that, hastened j to fill up the silence with another ; question: ‘ lias Kstle been behaving?' I tried to make my voles light nmJ care free, but was conscious of falling ndser ably. There wits a perceptible pause be- . fore his answer. "Yes, as far ns behaving gne*. she 1 has been all right," he said at laid, 'but the girl rltlier Is not well or Is ! worrying unduly ovt r something And like Junior, she lias asked every day when you were coming horns." An nlrplnne equipped with eight mnchlne guns, and capable of tiring li.OOO rounds of ammunition, was r • cniilly tested ri * Kelly Held, San A it ton to, Tex. The plane, itir first that bus ever been equipped with suet) ,i manlier of macblnu guns, la said to be a success EDDIE’S FRIENDS_- KinaJ InatrurOon*. j Hv W WN4Y CM 0 V'f^AV ^ || -- — Cf^TAlkJLV ^ jfi ILL PE. HO*aE. f APl1* H i ALvvAV^ . g^a Cci~- H°-e tan lM oot ov£R AT |gVjHH EnriE - _^ ^_ ENO l POJ T J >hav,t t0 Gome" ?AO Aa/ OCT A'V CuPB£R^ 1 mi Va 4 I* LA-ri ■ r “N WEtt vo>^ 1 n'E£Du't t^ll Tm£ whol£ | ^LiuHPoP HCxl'P V >POOT IT A • • ' . . _. . SC tt;j r* Mr* i 9*ar\m* Siavici l*« ■ ■ ■ — - ■ - - ... 1 ■ Problems 1 hat Perplex AniwJrw) by BEATRICE FAIRFAX High School l>irl: If you stick a stamp upside down on the upper left hand corner of the envelope, your sweetheart may Interpret your mo s.iice to b" "I love you. ' If you n celvo a letter with the post.ijte stump stuck ciosswlee on the tipper left hand corner, woe is vour* for Ihnt means the sender's cpnfieai.ui of nl leuinnce to another. "My heart is another's" l« the stamp language In lerprelatlon. If you want to say "Ooodhv. swrci heart," stick the stamp straight lit and down In the upper left hand mi ner of the eniilnpe And It you re reive a letter eo stamped It may me.in that he is Just gnlnp sway f. a time, and It may mean tlmt lie will be gone forever. When you hav» mads up your mind that you wish to discontinue a mm spondence. stick the stamp lip.-dd' down on the upper right hand mi ner of the envelope. If you receive s letter with ths stamp thus placed you may as well conclude that your letters are not welcome. ' Writ* 11 * more" Is love s Interpretation of thl position of tho stamp Hut If u letie should eomc to vou with a stamp in the middle of the right I Hid ode. unless you wish ti flv« often. must pet r. a a n. w 11 at mi. f the rmun.liK ■>! Inin potation Is Wilt ' 1 If Ids hist lot11 r contained a pie ind 5 ” - not to keep him In suspense any lemaei Ihsn ahso lutely necessary, stick yum stamp in th« center at the top • f your en velope trot lie'll und* i sland and re joice, for that nx an* v ^ Hut »d and h« .ivy will t hh h. i • if v "U i*l i* «• the stamp in tlx center of the bottom of the envelope, for that means "No." If he wants to make known t«> you before you open his letter that a proposal is contained ! therein, ho should stick the stamp at right angl e on the upper tight hand corner of his envelope, and then you'll understand he Is asking * Po you love ! me? If you a is already engaged, you may stick th* stamp upsid* down ot> | the line with his surname, and he ' must Interpret this as "1 am en* j gaged Hut If you are willing an* want to sav 'Accept my love." stick the stamp straight up and down on a line with his surname. If vou feel j quit* Violently on the subject yf the one who is after your heart, stick the stamp on at a right angle in the up 1 per bft hand corner of the civ vc-lopo, for tiwtt mentis ' I hate you If you cannot stifle the longing to ! .see your loved one, and you’re not uslmmed to have the world know it. stick the stamp at i right angle on the line with the surname of your beloved This moans ”1 Ions to see you " If you h.»v« been Introduced to nhe * whoso friendship you feel would b* • If irr*hie thing, wilt. her a not#* and ask Inn if you may call, and stick tlx* tH*vt«gi damp i*n the top corner nt | th»* t - ht, just as you do n In n you write i business letter, and vovir me* will mean "T wish rour friend f'htp.' Bubble*: Ignore B. for the present If he valiit s your ehitm’s friendship he will make the advances. Del icious j Raisin Bread Phone your grocer or a neighborhood hake ahop for * loaf of real, full-fruited raisin bread. Baker* everywhere are now making just the kind you like. Generously filled wnh lus cious fruit meats - at least eight tempting raisins to the slice. Try it. See how good it is. First-class bakers make ft with Sun-Maid Seeded Raisins the best raisins for bread, and HI home cooking uses. Hod Your Iron Today Parents’ Problems | Can children who are Inclined to "show off” be cured of this habit? Teach them by example that well bred people try not to attract atten- ! tion to themselves in any way. At i school entertainments these children should be allowed tx> take part but , be careful not to praise them more than the others even though the a performance may be much better. WHOOPING COUGH , No “cure” —but help* to tf* . duce paroxysms of caujhinfjr \ WICKS ▼ VapoRub Oott 17 Million fan Uttd Ytaritl KEEP STRONG One bottle of pure, emulsified Nonvegian cod liver oil taken now, may do you more good them a dozen taken a month hence. It’s more economical to give your body help before resistance to disease is broken down. A very little Scotts Emulsion OF PURE NORWEGIAN COD-LIVER OIL goes a long way in sustaining strength and keeping up re sistance. Resolve that you will buy a bottle of Scott’s Emulsion at your druggist s on your way home, and start protecting your strength. The exclusive grade of cod liver oil toed in 5eo#t'« Eraukion i* tbe fxrr.cn* ft B. Proce*v made in Norway and refined in our own American Laboratories. U is a guarantee of punty ind j»aia*-abiaty uaaurpaaaeci & Bowxe. N-J. L>& UIVKKTISK.MBNT \\ hf n a cold i» Why Golds ing c.f the ' Lead to rnav be pneu- j Pneumonia i .n« t r i: a te . i.olds and h«lps | to prevent) pneumonia be ; cause it nour ishes the svs tern and drive* out the poison ous wabto mat ter—any other ! way of t rcatlr.g a cold is like ] ly to lead to p no u rn o r. 1 a. | Not a "cough ' syrup'’ or ‘ bal sam" depend-I ir.g upon dan- i 4 e r a u s and weakenin g drugs, but a food medicine and body build er. GET THE PRICE on that typewriter you are planning to buy and then jet our*. You'll find it 25^ to SO^c Cheaper W« Sell At) Kindt of Typewriter* All-Makes Typewriter Co 205 South 18th Street If you are suffering from skin trouble i;td have tried various treatments with out euccess don't b* d'scouraged Resinol Ointment and Retinol Soap bring speedy relief front ecrenca arid other itching or embarrassing erupoon*. and osuailjr succeed m making the skin clear and heaithf again. Y' :r U'Hti Otiani •«. Try tv«t .* %n\r.BTI>l MUST. DON’T FUSS WITH MUSTARD PLASTERS! ——— --a Mu.-terole Works Without the Blister—Easier. Quicker There * no sense tn roivi.g a »ne* o' mustard, flour and water when you ear easily relieve pam. soreness o*- etiffru*** with a Tittle ,-le»n. white Muilrrolf. Mufterol* i* mad* ©f pure oil ©t mus tard and other helpful ingredient* eom* hined in the form of the present wb •* ointment. It take* the place >1 nmatard planter*, and will not bliater Musterole usually gives prompt relief from aore throat, bronchitis. toonliti*. eroup. atiff neck. a'thma neuralgia, headache, congestion. pleurisy. rheuma tiam lumbago, pains and ache* of the back or Joint*, sprain*, tore muscle*. bruise*, chilblain*, frosted feet cold* of the rhest fit may pre>ent pneumomai. 3%*e and 6ac, :ar> and tube*. Better than a muataid plaster U III N IN Nil l> Ol III II' THY OM Ml \ III K \Y \Nl Yl>s \l>\ RKTISEMENT No more Rheumatism v> rw Oujferiny hasyone from yoirrjuce, mother/ 5. S S It the Greet Builder of Red Blood-Cella end Rheutnahaas Muat Go! Juat Try It! "Rbe Jtnatitm! Me! No. Indeed, it a all gone erery bit of it! 1 • ton thine and Joy for me now f rrt tima in yea re. I fee.! w 1*' glory again in the free modes I saeu to bore when my daya were younge I look at my banda and think of tb» twiata and aweii.ngt they need to ha»r I bend cay over to the floor. I haren -. been al'e to do that in many yeara I can thank 8 8 S. for it all! To mo it wr.t a riairg tns cf Jo/ and lib •r:y. Brothera and titters in misery, do not ci »e yoor eyes and tblnk tbit health, free motion and atrengtb »ie gone from yon forerer! It la net ec. It ‘.a here and n w for ail of son 6 8. S. la waiting to beip you." The-e la a reaaou why S. 6. S. will bt-ip you. When you In-reaee the number of yosr red-blood oella. the entire aye tern nnderg ea a tremendo ia change. Everything dependt on bl d atrengtb B’:od which la mlnua auffloieat r.o ceiia leadt to a Icbg llai of troubles Kheumautm is one of them. S. 8 8 it the great blocd-ltanter, blool builder. system aliengthener, nerre :« ■sigorator. It stopa earn emptier* too, pimplea. blackheads. acne, boiia •cteira. It btriilt up run down, tired men and women, beautifiea eomplen Iona, makes the flub firmer. Run R. 8. 8. today, it it acid at all dr •tc-et In two airee. The larger »'d bottle la the more economical. Sf> U makes wo a feel 4DVERTMJ|E>T MRS. LINDQUIST TELLSWOMENOF MIDDLE AGE What Lydia E. Pinkham*s Vegetable Compound Did tor Her K»r.M.= City. Mo. — " I ieft vr « very serious roncttion after ebild birth and no or.* thought I coui<i erer be any bet ter. Then can*' the ‘Charge c Lifeand I was no' prepared for «t., 1 had to suffer I had to go to bed a* times to be per fectly quiet as l coo’d not errr stoop down to picV. anything from the tloo:. I did not suffer ary pair, but 1 was decidedly nervous and could n t eleep. For nearly two years 1 was Lh.s way, and the doctor was frank enougn to toll rue that be could do no more for me. Shortly after this I happened to see in a newspaper an advertise ment of Lydia L IV.kbarn's Veg^i^^1 ble Compound. In a few days the med icine waa in the house and 1 nad begun its use ar.d I took it regularly until 1 was well. 1 recommend the Vege tabie Compound to ethers when i have the opportunity.' —Mrs. May Limihji'IsT. _>14 Independence A**., Kansas City, Mo. M>* I ItIM MKNT BAD BREATH Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablet Get at the Cause and Remove It. Dr. Edward* CMi«e Tablet*, tfw * autute for ca lora* I, act gernly on t. bowels and posits* ely do the wo;V. Poi'llo afflicted with had breath ? QUtck Xt. e( though Dr. Edwards* O Tablets. it# pleasant. us*r-c» ated ts' leta are taken for l%ad breath by all wh. hn.va them. Dr Edwards’ 01 *e Tablets act gtv: but firmly on the hwrfli and itvar. nm-— lannc them • natural aotuvn. clear n* tl hUnxl and r*BU> pu- fysu* the enure * * ten The* do that which dang ervw* * calomel doe* without ary of the had a I « effect* \ 1 the hcriefir* of ras- sicker *np ttr cathartics are derived irwm Dr. Edward*’ Olive Tablets v,K*ut §n, *n*. pain or an* di*agivea>>> effect# * Dr l M Edward* discovered U formula after seventeen m-j of peart u amonp patient* |rf(<Kt*d with ,*»w« w l.vei complaint, w.th t1 ar.c am breath. w ^ t>D*.- liable l * afe pure** * \e«rtab<* compound omc-d *» 4h oh * e oil: >ou wtii know t^-n, b, Ihmr „.,v# 4v,jlM Tak. ,,n# * r I* 1 fifty eh f r a w -“h ar note the effect. if* and a#*