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THIS MAY BE A FIFTY TO ONE SHOT!
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(Copyright 1923)
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EVENTUALLY—WHY NOT NOW?
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I f Copyright 1923)
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SECOUb HKWttD Rttao
^ Business.*. ^
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My Marriage
Problems
AAmlo Ovnios'i New Phase of
Revelations of a Wife”
_ <Copynghf 1922)
The Report Her Father Cisco About
Home Folks.
My journey home was uneventful,
and my nerves gradually eettled in
to tranquility after my fright con-1
venting the taxi-driver who had tak
en me to the station from the Biles
apartment.
By the time I reached the lamp-lit
station at Bridgehampton, I almost
had persuaded myself that I'd been
mistaken all through, and that no
message concerning me had beer,
passed between the driver and the
porter who had carried my bag to the
•rain, It was nothing. I decided,
with which to trouble Lillian.
I knew how strictly she kept all
her worries to herself, and I had the
•eeret feeling that I’d cut rather s
ludicrous figure with my production
of a revolver—though no one had
seen it eave me—for which I had not
feond the slightest use. I did not
flue at all to relate that part of the
•torr to Lillian.
My father met me at the station,
and when hie arm* went round me In
welcome, I felt a sudden leaping of
my spirits. This wss home and peace
and safety. I felt a million miles
away from the Intrigues and dangera
l had sensed In the city.
•'Junior?" I queried anxiously as
my father released me. and with hts
hand under my elbow escorted me to
the waiting car.
Madge Is Confused
"As wonderful aa ever," he re
turned with grandfatherly fatuous
ness. "Perfectly well, and happy, ex
eept that very day he repeatedly de
manded to know when you were com
ing home "
‘‘Bless his baby heart!' I apostro
phized ardently.
"Amen," my father said as fervent
Jy, and I waited until I was perched
cn the seat beside, him, and he had
started the car homeward before I
asked the other questions which were
trembling on mv lips
"Is Lillian all right, ar.d has Moth
er'Graham been—difficult, and—nr.d
—how Is young Mr. Chester getting
along?"
I was furious at myself for stam
mering over the last question, and
was glad Indeed that In the darkness
my father could not see the flush
which I felt burning my cheeks. I
old myself angrily that It was no
wonder I stammered mud flushed
when I remembered the pg)y opposi
tion Mother Graham had given to
the wounded boy s pre senee In the
house, and when I an'ldpated Dicky’s
■ jre and equally unpleasant reac
tion to the news. Put I eng^rly
,,ope,l that, my father had not noticed
my confusion.
"H/ih Katie Been Behaving?
If hla keen perception* had caught
the stammer, lie gave no indication
.f It. HI* answering voice waa as
calmly perfunctory as tf he had lieen
ilfseusalng the price of Ihe late rnb
liage*.
"Mrs. Underwood is her usual «■< if,"
l e said. "I think her physical con
■ iitlon 1* steadily Improving, and von
now she 1* always (lie some mi ntal
She never lets down in spirit."
■ f hnow." I "nn d snfl 1>
Totir niotlie iml-t .." he went on
with ihe formal note which hi* voice
Y - TIME TALES
.THE TALE OF
\MISTAH MULE
BAILEY
tVAr
CHAPTER XI
Troublesome Mr. trow. ‘
Though they both lived on the
rams farm, which belonged to Farm
er Green, Mistah Mule and the Muiey
Cow were not on speaking terms. The
Muiey Cow had spent years there.
She had seen so many tiueer stran
gers coma and go that she paid little
heed to new arrivals unless she knew
that they were going to he what she
railed ' permanent," meaning that
they were there to stay.
Of course she began to hear about
M.Stah Mu Is. from the <Tay when he
kicked Fanner Green. And she said
then that Mistah Mule wt . l-i be
_
.
1 Adtirt care what »o*t of tail
-Miatah Mula ha3.*aha uecl4_r«d.
there long. Khe had auch a poor opin
Ion of him that she wouldn’t even
(urn her head to look at the new
comer about whom all her friends
were talking.
"There he is! He’s the follow that
kicked Farmer Green,’’ the Mtiley
Cow* neighbors wrAihl tell her. And
they couldn’t understand why she
wasn't Interested.
At last, however, somebody said
something to the Muley Cow that
made her both think and talk of very
little except Mlstah Mule. Up In the
hillside pasture old Mr. Crow settled
down upon the fence near h» r.
"Good morning!" he cried. "How
are you today? And how a yotir
cousin?"
"I'm quite well, thank , the
Muley Cow replied. "ti ,t which
cousin do you mean. You know, half
the herd Is related to me I have first
cousins, second cousins, third cousins,
fourth cousins—”
"Yes! Yes!" Mr. C row Interrupted
"I don't Wean your Cow courine I
mean Mlstah Mule."
"What?" exclaimed the Muley Cow
wlthan sngry toss of her hornless
head. “What? Sir! How dare you call
that wretched creature my cousin" .
Old Mr. Crow chuckled. He loved to
teaso the Muley Cow.
"Well," he replied, "there's hie
name, 'Mule' and Muley' are a good ,
deal alike, aren't they?"
"Perhaps! Perhaps!" spluttered the j
Muley Cow "But this Mlstah Mule
and l are not the least bit alike."
"Well," said old Mr. Crow with s
grin, "there’s his tall."
"What about his tail?" snapped the
Muley Cow.
"It's very much Ilka your?" Mr.
Cow replied. "It's a tufted tall It's j
nothing like the old horse Bbenezer’s I
tall. If Mlatah Mule's tall Isn’t the ,
same kind as yours, then I'm not a
bird."
By this time Mr. Crow had driven
tho Muley Cow almoat frantic.
"I don't care what sort of tail Mls
tah Mule has.” she declared. 'Tie
certainly (s no cousin of mine. He Is
not related to me, even distantly."
"Perhaps not!" said Mr. Crow
"Anyhow, I'll see what Mlstah M il#
himself says about that."
(Copyrieht, 1923 )
Tomorrow—Mr Crow Finds Alls
lah Mule a Hard Person to Talk to.
always holds In speaking of that
j doughty lady, "has made no dlffu ulty
| at all concerning young Chester h
| presence here I fancy She keeps
all of that for your benefit when she
| feels especially disagreeable Pdf,
I side from that, T fancy you will have
! t o especial trouble with her now.
| hhc Is exceedingly grateful lo you,
' I think, for your action In going to
your husband, and stopping the pub
licity concerning him. As for young
Chester, he Is slowly getting better, la
able to sit up a few hours each day.
hut he Is very weak, and It would
he a risk to move him for another
week, although In case
He stopped, and I knew he was
thinking of Dicky's possible attitude
when he came home.
"There is no 'In car" I" I returned
hotly. "That boy has done too much
for us; risked too much, not to be en
titled to nil the i arc wr cun give him.
It1’ ha II slay right where he Is until
it ij pc’f* ct.iy safe to move him —
; loitgi r If he Wishes ’’
! It will be, of course, as you wish.1'
my father said quietly, unit I felt tin
orcountably rebuked. not. for my de
cision. but for the warmth "f It, T
wished that I could see the expression
OH his tare, but, falling that, hastened j
to fill up the silence with another ;
question:
‘ lias Kstle been behaving?' I tried
to make my voles light nmJ care free,
but was conscious of falling ndser
ably.
There wits a perceptible pause be- .
fore his answer.
"Yes, as far ns behaving gne*. she 1
has been all right," he said at laid,
'but the girl rltlier Is not well or Is !
worrying unduly ovt r something
And like Junior, she lias asked every
day when you were coming horns."
An nlrplnne equipped with eight
mnchlne guns, and capable of tiring
li.OOO rounds of ammunition, was r •
cniilly tested ri * Kelly Held, San A it
ton to, Tex. The plane, itir first that
bus ever been equipped with suet)
,i manlier of macblnu guns, la said to
be a success
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Problems 1 hat Perplex
AniwJrw) by
BEATRICE FAIRFAX
High School l>irl: If you stick a
stamp upside down on the upper left
hand corner of the envelope, your
sweetheart may Interpret your mo
s.iice to b" "I love you. ' If you n
celvo a letter with the post.ijte stump
stuck ciosswlee on the tipper left
hand corner, woe is vour* for Ihnt
means the sender's cpnfieai.ui of nl
leuinnce to another. "My heart is
another's" l« the stamp language In
lerprelatlon.
If you want to say "Ooodhv. swrci
heart," stick the stamp straight lit
and down In the upper left hand mi
ner of the eniilnpe And It you re
reive a letter eo stamped It may
me.in that he is Just gnlnp sway f.
a time, and It may mean tlmt lie will
be gone forever.
When you hav» mads up your mind
that you wish to discontinue a mm
spondence. stick the stamp lip.-dd'
down on the upper right hand mi
ner of the envelope. If you receive
s letter with ths stamp thus placed
you may as well conclude that your
letters are not welcome. ' Writ* 11 *
more" Is love s Interpretation of thl
position of tho stamp Hut If u letie
should eomc to vou with a stamp in
the middle of the right I Hid ode.
unless you wish ti flv« often.
must pet r. a a n. w 11 at mi. f
the rmun.liK ■>! Inin potation Is Wilt '
1
If Ids hist lot11 r contained a pie
ind 5 ” - not to keep him
In suspense any lemaei Ihsn ahso
lutely necessary, stick yum stamp in
th« center at the top • f your en
velope trot lie'll und* i sland and re
joice, for that nx an* v ^ Hut
»d and h« .ivy will t hh h. i • if
v "U i*l i* «• the stamp in tlx center of
the bottom of the envelope, for that
means "No." If he wants to make
known t«> you before you open his
letter that a proposal is contained
! therein, ho should stick the stamp at
right angl e on the upper tight hand
corner of his envelope, and then you'll
understand he Is asking * Po you love !
me?
If you a is already engaged, you
may stick th* stamp upsid* down ot> |
the line with his surname, and he '
must Interpret this as "1 am en* j
gaged Hut If you are willing an*
want to sav 'Accept my love." stick
the stamp straight up and down on a
line with his surname. If vou feel j
quit* Violently on the subject yf the
one who is after your heart, stick the
stamp on at a right angle in the up 1
per bft hand corner of the civ
vc-lopo, for tiwtt mentis ' I hate you
If you cannot stifle the longing to !
.see your loved one, and you’re not
uslmmed to have the world know it.
stick the stamp at i right angle on
the line with the surname of your
beloved This moans ”1 Ions to see
you "
If you h.»v« been Introduced to nhe *
whoso friendship you feel would b*
• If irr*hie thing, wilt. her a not#* and
ask Inn if you may call, and stick tlx*
tH*vt«gi damp i*n the top corner nt |
th»* t - ht, just as you do n In n you
write i business letter, and vovir me*
will mean "T wish rour friend
f'htp.'
Bubble*: Ignore B. for the present
If he valiit s your ehitm’s friendship
he will make the advances.
Del icious j
Raisin Bread
Phone your grocer or a
neighborhood hake ahop for *
loaf of real, full-fruited raisin
bread. Baker* everywhere are
now making just the kind you
like.
Generously filled wnh lus
cious fruit meats - at least
eight tempting raisins to the
slice.
Try it. See how good it
is. First-class bakers make
ft with
Sun-Maid
Seeded Raisins
the best raisins for bread, and
HI home cooking uses.
Hod Your Iron Today
Parents’ Problems |
Can children who are Inclined to
"show off” be cured of this habit?
Teach them by example that well
bred people try not to attract atten- !
tion to themselves in any way. At i
school entertainments these children
should be allowed tx> take part but ,
be careful not to praise them more
than the others even though the a
performance may be much better.
WHOOPING COUGH ,
No “cure” —but help* to tf* .
duce paroxysms of caujhinfjr \
WICKS
▼ VapoRub
Oott 17 Million fan Uttd Ytaritl
KEEP STRONG
One bottle of pure, emulsified Nonvegian cod liver oil taken
now, may do you more good them a dozen taken a month
hence. It’s more economical to give your body help before
resistance to disease is broken down. A very little
Scotts Emulsion
OF PURE NORWEGIAN COD-LIVER OIL
goes a long way in sustaining strength and keeping up re
sistance. Resolve that you will buy a bottle of Scott’s
Emulsion at your druggist s on your way
home, and start protecting your strength.
The exclusive grade of cod liver oil toed in 5eo#t'« Eraukion i* tbe fxrr.cn*
ft B. Proce*v made in Norway and refined in our own American
Laboratories. U is a guarantee of punty ind j»aia*-abiaty uaaurpaaaeci
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\\ hf n a cold i»
Why Golds
ing c.f the '
Lead to
rnav be pneu- j
Pneumonia
i .n« t r i: a te .
i.olds and h«lps |
to prevent)
pneumonia be ;
cause it nour
ishes the svs
tern and drive*
out the poison
ous wabto mat
ter—any other !
way of t rcatlr.g
a cold is like ]
ly to lead to
p no u rn o r. 1 a. |
Not a "cough '
syrup'’ or ‘ bal
sam" depend-I
ir.g upon dan- i
4 e r a u s and
weakenin g
drugs, but a
food medicine
and body build
er.
GET THE PRICE
on that typewriter you are
planning to buy and then jet
our*. You'll find it
25^ to SO^c Cheaper
W« Sell At) Kindt of
Typewriter*
All-Makes Typewriter Co
205 South 18th Street
If you are suffering
from skin trouble
i;td have tried various treatments with
out euccess don't b* d'scouraged
Resinol
Ointment and Retinol Soap bring
speedy relief front ecrenca arid other
itching or embarrassing erupoon*. and
osuailjr succeed m making the skin
clear and heaithf again.
Y' :r U'Hti Otiani •«.
Try tv«t .*
%n\r.BTI>l MUST.
DON’T FUSS WITH
MUSTARD PLASTERS!
——— --a
Mu.-terole Works Without the
Blister—Easier. Quicker
There * no sense tn roivi.g a »ne* o'
mustard, flour and water when you ear
easily relieve pam. soreness o*- etiffru***
with a Tittle ,-le»n. white Muilrrolf.
Mufterol* i* mad* ©f pure oil ©t mus
tard and other helpful ingredient* eom*
hined in the form of the present wb •*
ointment. It take* the place >1 nmatard
planter*, and will not bliater
Musterole usually gives prompt relief
from aore throat, bronchitis. toonliti*.
eroup. atiff neck. a'thma neuralgia,
headache, congestion. pleurisy. rheuma
tiam lumbago, pains and ache* of the back
or Joint*, sprain*, tore muscle*. bruise*,
chilblain*, frosted feet cold* of the rhest
fit may pre>ent pneumomai. 3%*e and 6ac,
:ar> and tube*.
Better than a muataid plaster
U III N IN Nil l> Ol III II'
THY
OM Ml \ III K \Y \Nl Yl>s
\l>\ RKTISEMENT
No more
Rheumatism
v> rw
Oujferiny hasyone
from yoirrjuce, mother/
5. S S It the Greet Builder of Red
Blood-Cella end Rheutnahaas
Muat Go! Juat Try It!
"Rbe Jtnatitm! Me! No. Indeed, it a
all gone erery bit of it! 1 • ton
thine and Joy for me now f rrt
tima in yea re. I fee.! w 1*'
glory again in the free modes I saeu
to bore when my daya were younge
I look at my banda and think of tb»
twiata and aweii.ngt they need to ha»r
I bend cay over to the floor. I haren -.
been al'e to do that in many yeara
I can thank 8 8 S. for it all! To
mo it wr.t a riairg tns cf Jo/ and lib
•r:y. Brothera and titters in misery,
do not ci »e yoor eyes and tblnk tbit
health, free motion and atrengtb »ie
gone from yon forerer! It la net ec.
It ‘.a here and n w for ail of son
6 8. S. la waiting to beip you." The-e
la a reaaou why S. 6. S. will bt-ip
you. When you In-reaee the number
of yosr red-blood oella. the entire aye
tern nnderg ea a tremendo ia change.
Everything dependt on bl d atrengtb
B’:od which la mlnua auffloieat r.o
ceiia leadt to a Icbg llai of troubles
Kheumautm is one of them. S. 8 8
it the great blocd-ltanter, blool
builder. system aliengthener, nerre :«
■sigorator. It stopa earn emptier*
too, pimplea. blackheads. acne, boiia
•cteira. It btriilt up run down, tired
men and women, beautifiea eomplen
Iona, makes the flub firmer. Run
R. 8. 8. today, it it acid at all dr
•tc-et In two airee. The larger »'d
bottle la the more economical.
Sf> U makes wo a feel
4DVERTMJ|E>T
MRS. LINDQUIST
TELLSWOMENOF
MIDDLE AGE
What Lydia E. Pinkham*s
Vegetable Compound
Did tor Her
K»r.M.= City. Mo. — " I ieft vr «
very serious roncttion after ebild
birth and no or.*
thought I coui<i
erer be any bet
ter. Then can*'
the ‘Charge c
Lifeand I was no'
prepared for «t.,
1 had to suffer I
had to go to bed a*
times to be per
fectly quiet as l
coo’d not errr
stoop down to picV.
anything from the
tloo:. I did not suffer ary pair, but 1
was decidedly nervous and could n t
eleep. For nearly two years 1 was Lh.s
way, and the doctor was frank enougn
to toll rue that be could do no more
for me. Shortly after this I happened
to see in a newspaper an advertise
ment of Lydia L IV.kbarn's Veg^i^^1
ble Compound. In a few days the med
icine waa in the house and 1 nad begun
its use ar.d I took it regularly until
1 was well. 1 recommend the Vege
tabie Compound to ethers when i
have the opportunity.' —Mrs. May
Limihji'IsT. _>14 Independence A**.,
Kansas City, Mo.
M>* I ItIM MKNT
BAD BREATH
Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablet
Get at the Cause and
Remove It.
Dr. Edward* CMi«e Tablet*, tfw *
autute for ca lora* I, act gernly on t.
bowels and posits* ely do the wo;V.
Poi'llo afflicted with had breath ?
QUtck Xt. e( though Dr. Edwards* O
Tablets. it# pleasant. us*r-c» ated ts'
leta are taken for l%ad breath by all wh.
hn.va them.
Dr Edwards’ 01 *e Tablets act gtv:
but firmly on the hwrfli and itvar. nm-—
lannc them • natural aotuvn. clear n* tl
hUnxl and r*BU> pu- fysu* the enure * *
ten The* do that which dang ervw* *
calomel doe* without ary of the had a I «
effect*
\ 1 the hcriefir* of ras- sicker
*np ttr cathartics are derived irwm
Dr. Edward*’ Olive Tablets v,K*ut §n,
*n*. pain or an* di*agivea>>> effect# *
Dr l M Edward* discovered U
formula after seventeen m-j of peart u
amonp patient* |rf(<Kt*d with ,*»w« w
l.vei complaint, w.th t1 ar.c am
breath. w ^
t>D*.- liable l * afe pure** * \e«rtab<*
compound omc-d *» 4h oh * e oil: >ou wtii
know t^-n, b, Ihmr „.,v# 4v,jlM Tak.
,,n# * r I* 1 fifty eh f r a w -“h ar
note the effect. if* and a#*