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Barney’s Trying to Win a Bigger Stake Drawn for The Omaha Bee by Billy De Beck
(Copyright 1923)
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My Marriage Problems
Adele Garrison’s New Phase of ‘‘Revelations of a Wife.“
The Perplexing Costume Problem
Claire Foster Contrived.
Dicky's appeal to me to “think of
something.'' was a familiar one. 1
cannot count the times I have heard
it since I was married. But his re
action to the suggestions I make Is
highly uncertain. Sometimes he
laughs derisively, but often he nc 1
cepts them, always, however, with a
burlesqued air of iiatonishtnent, which :
secretly annoys me.
I was tempted to reply that I had
no Idea v/hat to do In the emergency
of the telegram, but the answer to '•
his question had come Into my mind
—Indeed. I wondered that he himself
had not thought of It, ai d for the
sake of the absent Mr. Bliss. I gave j
it voice.
"Will not the station from which
this was sent have a return address?"
I queried. “I know It's blurred on
this, but-”
“Will somebody please take me out
and perform an operation on my
bean?" Dicky asked theatrically. “Of
all the dumbbells now on exhibition [
In our gracious city. I’m the extreme)
limit. It's a mercy your alleged think
tank was working. Gangway for the
telephone'."
But his attempts to get any lnfor
mation over the telephone had their
usual result, and flushed with futile
anger, he Anally hung up the re
ceiver.
"I'll have to go down there my
self.” he said. "But neither for old
Bob nor the Angel Ctabriel will I stir
a step until after dinner. For the
love of Mike, how long are you going
to sit around that way? I'm starving
to death."
"X'ipe (lie Queen of Sheba.
"1 won’t be five minub s." I re
turned. and I was ns good n» my
word, for I scurried through my
dressing and returned to the living
room at the time I had named.
•’It'e about time.’' Dicky growled
"Where's Claire?"
"I don't think she’ll be long now,'
I enld mendaciously, for Claire was
making a maddeningly deliberate
toilet, and I wae sure that It would
he at leaet a quarter of an hour
longer before she woujd he ready.
"What’e the matter? She went In
there to dress before you did.”
My vanity a little gratified
thrill at the comparison, but X let no
hint of It appear In my face.
"Her gown la more complicated," I
•aid demurely.
Dicky gave a grunting "Humph."
and from that minute until Claire -
entrance—a full 20 minutes later—ho
fusped and paced the floor with his
temper potently rising at every turn
When Claire entered, however, he
wiped the frown from his fare, ns
quickly as a woman brushes off super
fluous iKtwder, and bent low In a
grandllouquent bow.
"Pipe the queen of Sheba, Madge.”
he said as he straightened himself. "I
don’t know whether you and I will
dare trail along or not. You nurely
are the cat's cream, old dear, even If
you do run a chance of getting
pinched before the night Is over.”
Dicky Disapproves.
His eyes and words expressed only
the most extravagant approbation, but
used as I am to his every Inflection.
I caught an intonation which I knew
spelled Irritated disapproval of the
girl before him. And I only had to
glance at the costume she wore to
know the reason for his displeasure.
Dicky Is no Puritan, but h» la In
tensely fastidious, nnd while he has
designed evening gowns for me which
have shocked my old fashioned moth
er-ln-law by their modern cut, yet I
know that the extreme gowns af
fected by soma women disgust his
aesthetic sense.
And Claire Foster’s dress was al
most the last word In exposurs. I
could not help staring at her In
amazement, and as I did so I recog
nized the gown ns one which I ha.1
helped her pack Surely there had been
more of It then' With furtive glances
I gave her •rhat Dicky terms the
"once over,” a r> with the prescience
horn of many "making over" expert
ments of m.v own, realized th* trittli
She had rut off or had turned In the
bodice of her gown to product the
daring, or rather shameless, effect
which It pow gave.
But Why? The quentlon nprung to
my mind, hut I hnd no time to con
elder It, for Clnlre, routed nnd pro*
dorod end eyolaah-htnrkened, wan nn
Hworlnk Dlrky'n laat remark,
"I have my yrent prrnndmnther'a
Pnlnley ehawl with me, Dicky, dear,"
nhe cooed. “And you can carry It no
ea to wrap mo up If n policeman oh
Joel e. But until then I'll try to
wrlprprlo along with thin.'1
fthe (lunp? n ptauzy tVnneparent em
hroldered zenrf ov«r her ehouldere
and hold nn evening noat up to Dicky
I with an ingratiating audio.
Problems l hat
Perplex
By BK A THICK FAIRFAX
The Test of Ixitc.
I tear Mis* Fairfax: I am 20 ami
truly In love with a man of 22, who
return* my love. In the course of a
few month* his business will talo him
away to New York. I don't want him
to go away without me and he dues
not wish to, but money matters seem
to rorne betwt-en. We both wrork and
don’t you think we could marry a
short time before he goes away?
PEGGY.
If your love won't stand ths test of
a short separation, how can you trust
it to stand the wear and tear of a life
time? The most practical thing to
do, Is to let the young man go ahead,
make a home for you, find his place
In the new community and send for
you when you have both saved a bit.
These are only ‘ suggestions—coming
from an outsider who knows nothing
of your temperament, environment,
education and character—nor of the
man's. Isn'1 It the wisest thing to
discuss all this with the other per
son most concerned—your sweet
heart?
I ait" Hours
Dear Miss Fairfax: I'm also com
ing to you for advice. I'm 20, going
with a young man of 26. It" comes
to see me often. Now th" question
Is this: When he comes to see me
he keeps such awful late hours, some
times as late ns 1:30 o'clock. My
parents, nor do I, approve of such
late hours. How can I make him un
derstand that I do not want him to
stay so late without hurting hU feel
ings, for 1 want to keep his friend
ship. Thanking you In advance,
non.
Your mother might k 1 n• 11v tell the
voung man not to keep you up late
If she doesn't rare to do this for you,
you should tell him yours If. You
enn put It In s way thnt will be kind
and will not hurt his feelings.
Worried: I wood la* worried, too, If
I lived lri such a home atmosphere. 1
can't tell Just from your letter If your
mother Is really to blame or not tint,
regardless of that, aro you doing your
part to make home a happy place.
Perhaps your mother Is tired and her
nerves worn out. Are you doing your
best to ease the strain? I think not.
No matter what your mother snya, I
know she lovi s you. You could he n
tower of strength to her. Overlook
the unkind things she says end see
how much you can smooth out the
rough way. You will no* he of age
until you are 21, and until that time
vonr mother's authority controls you
legally. However. I feel quite reV
.tain she could not have you, put In
Ian industrial school If you did nothing
- ti me ^tales
THE TALE OF
MISTAH
WASiffifoiTM
CHAPTKU III.
* Farmer Green's Trick.
Mlstah Mule hud told the old horse,
Kbenezer, to wateh out. If Farmer
Green nun" near him. And Kbenezer
knew whit, hls new neighbor meant
by that, lie Intended to kick Farmer
Green again.
Kbenezer soon saw that Farmer
Green had a plan In hla head. He
called to the hired man And then they
both came up with a long, stout pole,
one end of which they thrust Into a
front corner of MIstHh Mule’s s*all.
Holding the other end of th« pole,
tyhlch stuck out a safe distance be
hind Mlstah Mule's heels, the hired
man pushed the pol« far over, crowd
ing Mistah Mule against a side of hls
stall. ' ,
"There!” said Farmer Green. "In
can't kick now.” And then Farmer
Green walked boldly In beside Mlstah
Mule amt untied hla halter strap. He
hacked that black rascal out of the
stall, turned him aroint I on the barn
floor, and then hacked hbu In again
Mlstah Mule now stn.nl facing to
the rear. He looked somewhat puz
zled when Farmer Green fnetened the
halter strap around the upright post
on hls hft. He looked more puzzled
when Farmer Green snapped another
strap to hts halter, wrapping the end
of this one securely about a post on
hls right.
"Now," Farmer Green remarked
with s chtiekle, "we rnn walk past
worse than support yourself In n
respectable way nwny from hem".
Don't desert the ship, though Make
It your ambition to so* how much
sunshine Just one person who really
tries, can spread.
| Parents’ Problems
How can a "tattle tale" be cured
of this habit?
One of the best method la ?o do
prlve a "tatfle tab1" of the company
of other children f*r, perhaps, a day
at a time This will have no oppor
tunltv of telling tales and will teach
the child to be careful when In the
company of others,
this fellow's stall without having to
dodge his heels."
Meanwhile Farmer Green's son.
Johnnie, had come In to watch what
happened to Mietah Mule.
Won't he bite?” he asked his
father.
"No"' said Farmer Green. ' He'a
too wise to wear out his teeth on any
thing except food."
Johnnie Green then slipped In be
*11# Khem-zer and gave him an apple.
Out of the corner of hia eye, Mistnh
Mule sAw Flbenezer take the gift And
whin Kbenezer began to munch the
apple, Mistah Mule spoke.
‘ I Is waitin' for a apple too,” hs re
marked.
Hut Johnnie Green went away with
out giving him any.
1 wouldn't 'a bit bim.* Mixtah
Mule answered »
"You m-c!" anld Ebcnexer to hla new
neighbor, "If you had behaved your
self, Johnnie would have treated you
too."
I wouldn't 'a bit him." Mlstah
Mule answered.
"lie doesn't trust you," Khenexer
retorted. "And I must say that I
don't blame him."
"It ain’t right," Mlstah Mule com
plained, “to gl\c a no account ole ho*e
like you a apple and not give one to
n valuable young critter like my own
self."
"Valuable!" Ebepexer exclaimed
wllh a alight amlle. "I hear that your
former owner* gave you away to
Farmer flreen because they couldn't
do anything wllh you."
Mlstah Mule hung hla bend. For
once he was silent.
r«pj right, tet*.
Tomorrow—Mlatah Mple t>\n He
Almo»t a OenUemniw-When He
Choose*."
Uncle Sam Says
Salmon Receipt*.
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Considering the nutrition it sup
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I>og fights are now prohibited In
Mexico city.
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of Cough Remedy
RwIIt Miff then r*edy-m«d«*
renin «;rn|N». ami itrfi tU*al ft.
Util; and qitlrkl; prepared.
If you combine! flic curative prop
erties of every known "ready-made"
cough rera^lv, you prohahlv could
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«« there ;s in tins * mnle home mad*
cough ayrup, winch is easily prepared
in a few minutes
(let from any druggist 2'j ounce*
of I’mrx pour it into a pint bottle
and fill the bottle with avrup, using
e.ther plain granulated sugar ayrup,
clarified molasses, honey, or corn
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th in you could huv ready-made for
three times the money. Taste* pleas
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This I’mev and Syrup preparation
get* right at (he cau-e of a cough and
gives almost immediate relief. II
loosen* the phlegm, stops the nasty
(hroat tickle amf heals the sore, irri
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that it is really astonishing
A day's use will usually overcome
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croup, hoarseness and bronchial asth
ma, there is nothing better.
1’inex it a most valuable concen
trated compound of genuine Norway
pine extract, and has been used for
generations to break severe roughs.
To avoid disappointment, ask vour
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with full directions, and don't accept
anything else l.uaranteed to give
absolute satisfaction or money
promptly refunded. The Pinea Co,
Ft, Wajne, Ind.
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Farmer* in France, numbering 2S7.
have been recently decorated by the
minister of agriculture a* "good farm
era.” These men have descended from
families which have tilled the soil for
more than lOfl year*.
Chest cold 1-break it!
Apply Sloans. It starts fresh warm
pQg. blood coursing freely through the
W] congested spot Congestion breaks up
—cold vanishes/
* Sloans Liniment
skills pain!
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KEEP LOOKING YCUKG
It's Easy—If You Know Dr.
Edwards' 01i\<* Tablet*.
TV# secret of keeping young is to feel
young - to do th?* you must watch your
liver and Vowel* there a no need of Va'
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your eye* -pimples a Vibous look in your
face dull eyes with no sparkle. Your doc
tor will teil you ninety per cent <d *11
sickness eomes from ta»ct:ve Vowels and
M* er.
Dr Ellwands, s we'-known physician ii
OV ' perfected a eagevsMe cmnjmnT I
mired w *h ol ve otl to act on the Hver
an.t Vowels. w>. ch he ga*e to bis patient*
for yearn.
Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets, the substi
tute for rnomel. are ger*le in the* actio
yet alwsv * effect .*# They bnng about
that natural buoyancy wh ch all should
enjoy by toning ur th« lieer and cl ear? rt
the svstem of impurities
Dr Edwards OMve Tablets a-# kaowt
by their alt\ a eolwrN Us and fdc
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