BARNEY GOOGLE_ Barney’s Trying to Win a Bigger Stake Drawn for The Omaha Bee by Billy De Beck (Copyright 1923) * • DON 'T Thin* V / Mits Violet is oppa Mt 0 ANYMORE . t-M CONN a J .INVITE WSl To Co To Tu* races Tocay * t JJ? m WANT You ia SET pSjj-./B fAE IN Pretty With : £ «« BY Coppi^o. /jsn^l first place - AJNOepSTANO .QA9V f\; V? 'AMI freir JOT \Wace!^\ X x^> /Sow* • SuT "'V f W»5S Vfoter went-\ ^Tb H*e Fair croucioT-) ( '*w'm A y£r> \ Gentiemaw / (JT\4 X^FVISMD y~ V”; " CppyT^rt. W2j, fay Kiftfi feafenwt Sy«x^»>*. I«B FAIL SPARKS OR ILL BRE*K Your \nhem i --r_=-*-—-i=CZ Nou SEE THAT QUV V lOJAXCH H\M~ ~hat just PAssEbyl Q°ES bn here 'l HEAR HE BE10WQ& NO,NO = NOV HIM1. TO the HE works TOR KU KUJV. VCLAH 'THE ACME Comply.* 2 1 ] KPuuvry, BUT X HWto Wte toW'Y ^ RUT aTV \ku kuSo^m™6 )j hood ovjer m head \K0 KUIX KIAM^ W0UU>f4.T ^ HlJA J f\MV HARM!/ EDDIE’S FRIENDS Th* Opfnfr. _______ f HEY EDDIE \nait a Minute' III TAKE THe r Bifc. QrioTMeR "v, \ ro twa-x> _ -r ^ / Sor?«?7, 8oy^, 0ot Tll have to CRACK IT A-E>AirM TO THE Tu ME OF1 A COoPUE / i of f^cVJe- ones • P'ICERS ANJ> [§a \ short-horms. O X *^ep oot *. that's fH FOORTU \ Time in Succession! He's oPeMEp it’ J Hov«* Do you Do IT, I 8'lu,-keep a. ( \ , CGuPue OP Jacks \ ) 1 up youR seeeve 7) , & S-7 ' this is "me time vou'^e Due Fow a SPILL'. 7 (5 'WJ mr t«rr*v Sc My Marriage Problems Adele Garrison’s New Phase of ‘‘Revelations of a Wife.“ The Perplexing Costume Problem Claire Foster Contrived. Dicky's appeal to me to “think of something.'' was a familiar one. 1 cannot count the times I have heard it since I was married. But his re action to the suggestions I make Is highly uncertain. Sometimes he laughs derisively, but often he nc 1 cepts them, always, however, with a burlesqued air of iiatonishtnent, which : secretly annoys me. I was tempted to reply that I had no Idea v/hat to do In the emergency of the telegram, but the answer to '• his question had come Into my mind —Indeed. I wondered that he himself had not thought of It, ai d for the sake of the absent Mr. Bliss. I gave j it voice. "Will not the station from which this was sent have a return address?" I queried. “I know It's blurred on this, but-” “Will somebody please take me out and perform an operation on my bean?" Dicky asked theatrically. “Of all the dumbbells now on exhibition [ In our gracious city. I’m the extreme) limit. It's a mercy your alleged think tank was working. Gangway for the telephone'." But his attempts to get any lnfor mation over the telephone had their usual result, and flushed with futile anger, he Anally hung up the re ceiver. "I'll have to go down there my self.” he said. "But neither for old Bob nor the Angel Ctabriel will I stir a step until after dinner. For the love of Mike, how long are you going to sit around that way? I'm starving to death." "X'ipe (lie Queen of Sheba. "1 won’t be five minub s." I re turned. and I was ns good n» my word, for I scurried through my dressing and returned to the living room at the time I had named. •’It'e about time.’' Dicky growled "Where's Claire?" "I don't think she’ll be long now,' I enld mendaciously, for Claire was making a maddeningly deliberate toilet, and I wae sure that It would he at leaet a quarter of an hour longer before she woujd he ready. "What’e the matter? She went In there to dress before you did.” My vanity a little gratified thrill at the comparison, but X let no hint of It appear In my face. "Her gown la more complicated," I •aid demurely. Dicky gave a grunting "Humph." and from that minute until Claire - entrance—a full 20 minutes later—ho fusped and paced the floor with his temper potently rising at every turn When Claire entered, however, he wiped the frown from his fare, ns quickly as a woman brushes off super fluous iKtwder, and bent low In a grandllouquent bow. "Pipe the queen of Sheba, Madge.” he said as he straightened himself. "I don’t know whether you and I will dare trail along or not. You nurely are the cat's cream, old dear, even If you do run a chance of getting pinched before the night Is over.” Dicky Disapproves. His eyes and words expressed only the most extravagant approbation, but used as I am to his every Inflection. I caught an intonation which I knew spelled Irritated disapproval of the girl before him. And I only had to glance at the costume she wore to know the reason for his displeasure. Dicky Is no Puritan, but h» la In tensely fastidious, nnd while he has designed evening gowns for me which have shocked my old fashioned moth er-ln-law by their modern cut, yet I know that the extreme gowns af fected by soma women disgust his aesthetic sense. And Claire Foster’s dress was al most the last word In exposurs. I could not help staring at her In amazement, and as I did so I recog nized the gown ns one which I ha.1 helped her pack Surely there had been more of It then' With furtive glances I gave her •rhat Dicky terms the "once over,” a r> with the prescience horn of many "making over" expert ments of m.v own, realized th* trittli She had rut off or had turned In the bodice of her gown to product the daring, or rather shameless, effect which It pow gave. But Why? The quentlon nprung to my mind, hut I hnd no time to con elder It, for Clnlre, routed nnd pro* dorod end eyolaah-htnrkened, wan nn Hworlnk Dlrky'n laat remark, "I have my yrent prrnndmnther'a Pnlnley ehawl with me, Dicky, dear," nhe cooed. “And you can carry It no ea to wrap mo up If n policeman oh Joel e. But until then I'll try to wrlprprlo along with thin.'1 fthe (lunp? n ptauzy tVnneparent em hroldered zenrf ov«r her ehouldere and hold nn evening noat up to Dicky I with an ingratiating audio. Problems l hat Perplex By BK A THICK FAIRFAX The Test of Ixitc. I tear Mis* Fairfax: I am 20 ami truly In love with a man of 22, who return* my love. In the course of a few month* his business will talo him away to New York. I don't want him to go away without me and he dues not wish to, but money matters seem to rorne betwt-en. We both wrork and don’t you think we could marry a short time before he goes away? PEGGY. If your love won't stand ths test of a short separation, how can you trust it to stand the wear and tear of a life time? The most practical thing to do, Is to let the young man go ahead, make a home for you, find his place In the new community and send for you when you have both saved a bit. These are only ‘ suggestions—coming from an outsider who knows nothing of your temperament, environment, education and character—nor of the man's. Isn'1 It the wisest thing to discuss all this with the other per son most concerned—your sweet heart? I ait" Hours Dear Miss Fairfax: I'm also com ing to you for advice. I'm 20, going with a young man of 26. It" comes to see me often. Now th" question Is this: When he comes to see me he keeps such awful late hours, some times as late ns 1:30 o'clock. My parents, nor do I, approve of such late hours. How can I make him un derstand that I do not want him to stay so late without hurting hU feel ings, for 1 want to keep his friend ship. Thanking you In advance, non. Your mother might k 1 n• 11v tell the voung man not to keep you up late If she doesn't rare to do this for you, you should tell him yours If. You enn put It In s way thnt will be kind and will not hurt his feelings. Worried: I wood la* worried, too, If I lived lri such a home atmosphere. 1 can't tell Just from your letter If your mother Is really to blame or not tint, regardless of that, aro you doing your part to make home a happy place. Perhaps your mother Is tired and her nerves worn out. Are you doing your best to ease the strain? I think not. No matter what your mother snya, I know she lovi s you. You could he n tower of strength to her. Overlook the unkind things she says end see how much you can smooth out the rough way. You will no* he of age until you are 21, and until that time vonr mother's authority controls you legally. However. I feel quite reV .tain she could not have you, put In Ian industrial school If you did nothing - ti me ^tales THE TALE OF MISTAH WASiffifoiTM CHAPTKU III. * Farmer Green's Trick. Mlstah Mule hud told the old horse, Kbenezer, to wateh out. If Farmer Green nun" near him. And Kbenezer knew whit, hls new neighbor meant by that, lie Intended to kick Farmer Green again. Kbenezer soon saw that Farmer Green had a plan In hla head. He called to the hired man And then they both came up with a long, stout pole, one end of which they thrust Into a front corner of MIstHh Mule’s s*all. Holding the other end of th« pole, tyhlch stuck out a safe distance be hind Mlstah Mule's heels, the hired man pushed the pol« far over, crowd ing Mistah Mule against a side of hls stall. ' , "There!” said Farmer Green. "In can't kick now.” And then Farmer Green walked boldly In beside Mlstah Mule amt untied hla halter strap. He hacked that black rascal out of the stall, turned him aroint I on the barn floor, and then hacked hbu In again Mlstah Mule now stn.nl facing to the rear. He looked somewhat puz zled when Farmer Green fnetened the halter strap around the upright post on hls hft. He looked more puzzled when Farmer Green snapped another strap to hts halter, wrapping the end of this one securely about a post on hls right. "Now," Farmer Green remarked with s chtiekle, "we rnn walk past worse than support yourself In n respectable way nwny from hem". Don't desert the ship, though Make It your ambition to so* how much sunshine Just one person who really tries, can spread. | Parents’ Problems How can a "tattle tale" be cured of this habit? One of the best method la ?o do prlve a "tatfle tab1" of the company of other children f*r, perhaps, a day at a time This will have no oppor tunltv of telling tales and will teach the child to be careful when In the company of others, this fellow's stall without having to dodge his heels." Meanwhile Farmer Green's son. Johnnie, had come In to watch what happened to Mietah Mule. Won't he bite?” he asked his father. "No"' said Farmer Green. ' He'a too wise to wear out his teeth on any thing except food." Johnnie Green then slipped In be *11# Khem-zer and gave him an apple. Out of the corner of hia eye, Mistnh Mule sAw Flbenezer take the gift And whin Kbenezer began to munch the apple, Mistah Mule spoke. ‘ I Is waitin' for a apple too,” hs re marked. Hut Johnnie Green went away with out giving him any. 1 wouldn't 'a bit bim.* Mixtah Mule answered » "You m-c!" anld Ebcnexer to hla new neighbor, "If you had behaved your self, Johnnie would have treated you too." I wouldn't 'a bit him." Mlstah Mule answered. "lie doesn't trust you," Khenexer retorted. "And I must say that I don't blame him." "It ain’t right," Mlstah Mule com plained, “to gl\c a no account ole ho*e like you a apple and not give one to n valuable young critter like my own self." "Valuable!" Ebepexer exclaimed wllh a alight amlle. "I hear that your former owner* gave you away to Farmer flreen because they couldn't do anything wllh you." Mlstah Mule hung hla bend. For once he was silent. r«pj right, tet*. Tomorrow—Mlatah Mple t>\n He Almo»t a OenUemniw-When He Choose*." Uncle Sam Says Salmon Receipt*. These salmon receipts have all been tested by the United States Bun ad of Fisheries They include salad*, *tearned dishes, baked and boiltd dish**, chafing dish receipts and creamed salmon receipts. If you en joy salmon, get a copy of these re c ipts. Considering the nutrition it sup phe** salmon is . C.. asking for Salmon Receipts." When you write, tell us how you like this service. 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