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NOT AN UNNATURAL ERROR!
Inquirer Might Be Excused for Think-
ins Old Lady Was Gone
Beyond Recall.
Concerning the cheese that made
Ltmburg famous, a bulletin of tlie National-
Geographic society quotes n
communication from Wllllnm WIsner
Clinpln as follows:
"Llmburg Is sometimes culled the
garden ef Holland. Of tho celelirnted
relish known as Llmburger cheese It
hns long been n query how an artlclo
of food made from delicious material
nnd considered such n delicacy can
possess so obnoxious nn odor nnd still
retain Its self-respect. This peculiarity
has made Llmburger cheese responsi
ble for ninny nmuslng Incidents.
"A Dutch-American rurnl citizen once
went to town to make some purchases,
among which was some of this odorif
erous coMvodlty. For convenience he
placed It In a long box In the wagon
behind the scat. Happening to stop
on the road, an Inqulsltlvo acquaint
ance approached nnd asked what the
box contained.
"In answer he rnised the lid and re
plied, ''I have ray grandmother.'
"Wefl, rejoined the Inquirer, as -fie
caught n whiff of the contents, 'she's
not In n trance.'"
After He Had Declined It.
"What made Latin n dead language,
pa?" HOh, I guess somebody doctor
ed it." Cartaons Magazine.
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Every Year Sees
An Increased Demand
for Postum, from coffee
' drinkers who realize a
change in habit will
bring better health.
The Original
Postum
is rich and satisfying as
a table drink for both
.young and old.
.At Grocers.
Two sizes, usually sold at 15c and 25c
KePtRlfiht
FUNERAL A PICNIC FOR DOG
Rover Had Quite a Good Time While
on His Way to His Last
Rettino Place.
A big picnic was planned and I was
slated to transport the refreshments
and n crowd of relatives to the picnic
grounds, writes n correspondent of the
Chicago Tribune. I placed tho boxes
and baskets containing tho sand
wiches, enke, fried chicken, etc., In n
trailer, hitched tho trailer to my car.
already filled to overflowing, nnd start
ed gnyly on my way.
A huge dog belonging to my nunt ac
companied us, nnd I bad the misfor
tune to run the heavily loaded ma
chine over him, killing him Instantly,
as we all thought. My aunt was deep
ly affected and Insisted that I take
Rover's body along and bury It be
side tho river. I loaded the dog's car
cass into the trailer nnd started on
again, but not so gnyly.
When we readied the picnic grounds
and I rcconnoltcred In my trailer I be
held Rover sitting up licking bis chops,
as largo as life, or larger, I should
sny, for ho had devoured all our pro
visions. Pity tho misguided amateur garden
er who tries to llvo on the vegetables
ho raises.
The Difficulty.
"I would like to tnke you apart, Blr.
.'You can't. I'm no human puzzle."
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Cereal
CHARGED WITH
12 MURDERS
French Detectives Are Unraveling
the Past of Modern
Bluebeard
VICTIMS ARE BURNED
Escaped Lover, Destined to Become
Thirteenth Victim, Is Expected
to Give Startling Testi
mony at Trial,
Paris. French detectives continue
the Investigations Into the strange ense
of Henry Lnndnt, under arrest charged
with tho murder of 11 women and one
boy. Lundru Is being detained In
prison while the police are completing
tho net of evidence which, they as
sert, will show this modern Dluebenrd
to lie the arch-criminal of modern
time. Tho police have also taken Into
custody Mile. Fernnde Regent, who wart
with Landru at the time of his arrest.
She Is believed to know much of Lnn
dru's pnst affairs and, according to
tho police, was destined to bo his thir
teenth victim. Paris Is said to be lm
patient for the trial, which Is expected
to reveal n talc of shocking nnd fright
ful Inhumanity.
Bones and Ashes of Victims.
It Is believed by the police thnt
most of tho victims of Landru disap
peared nt his secluded country home,
Vllln Ginnhnls. There detectives have
discovered charred bits of women's
clothing, burned bones of human be
ings, ribs and pieces ofrilm, arm bones
hliln bones nnd liumnu teeth. In nu
merous nsh piles, believed to contain
the remains of some of the victims, de
tect Ives have discovered bits of melted
'glass, hairpins and teeth.
In tl kitchen of the home wera
found ment snws, such as only a butch
er keeps, nnd a kitchen stovo whlclu
In the opinion of the police, served to
burn the bodies. In the cellar great
stains of blood were found, covered
with sand. Discovery of n largo can
filled with tar has led the police to th
Selxed and Handcuffed Landru.
theory that Landru used tar with coal
to create a fire sufficiently hot to con
sume bodies.
Sensational Arrest of Bluebeard.
Landru was arrested In Paris, where
he was living under the name of Quil
let. Two detectives entered his home
on pretense of being eager to purchase
his automobile. Once they were in
side, they seized and handcuffed Lan
dru and told him he was under arrest.
Shouting and screaming and trying to
tear oft the handcuffs, he protested
against the arrest.
LOVERS REFUSE TO PART
Pennsylvania Qlrl Burns Self to Death
as Sweetheart Dlea by
Bullet
Northampton, Pa. Two lovers, Nava
Newhard, Blxteen years old, and Pal
mer Lilly, nineteen years old of North
ampton, Pa., died In a tragic manner
as tho result, It is asserted, of a sui
cide pact. The parents of the girl had
refused to permit her to accept the
attention of Lilly.
The young people walked to Hower
town, a mile away from their home,
where they sat down by the roadside
and ended their lives. Tho girl, with
tho assistance of her lover, It Is
thought, set Ore to her dress and was
burned to death. Then young Lilly,
uccordlng to the theory of tho coroner,
'shot himself several times through the
head, dying a few minutes later.
The pair left a noto on the ground
In which they told of their purpose to
die, as they could not live apart.
Found Lost Safe and $25,000.
Ban Francisco. Ten years ago 14). O.
McCormlck of this city lost bis office
snfe, containing between $25,000 and
$30,000 In bonds. Tho safe failed te
follow him when bo moved. Recently
an attorney camo upon a strong box
that no key would fit A locksmith
opened It and revealed tae aalaslac
I beads.
In the Mazy Whirl.
KlMiior, live, had seen her first
dance. Sho was frankly delighted
watching tho dancers, but had llttlo
to s,ay when bho gof homo that eve
ning. The next morning ninmtnn told her
to toll daddy about tho dunce, as If
daddy hail never seen n dance. She
explained It thus to daddy:
"Well, you bee, daddy, they sort of
cuddle up with their lunula out this
way on one sldo and hug with tho
other hands and then they scrnpo their
feet on the floor and sort of run up
cno sldo of the Moor, scraping their
feet, nnd down the other side."
Putting It Up to Grandpa.
Howard had not had his breakfast
one morning when his grandfather
drove up In his cnr. Howard wanted
very much to go along, but his mother
tnld: "Hut you haven't had your break
fast jet, and grandpa doesn't want to
wnlt."
Howard studied n moment nnd then
replied: "Well If I was a grandpa
and had n llttlo boy, I'd say, '(Jo on
nnd eat your breakfast and I'll wait
for you.' "
IF THIN AND NERVOUS,
TRY PHOSPHATE
Nothing- like Plain Illtro-rhosplintn to
Pat on Firm, Ilraltlir Flesh nnd
to Increai Strength, Visor
and Nerve Force.
When one stops to consider the lioat ot
thin people who are searching continually
tor eome method by which they my In
crease their nesh to normal proportion by
the filling out ot ugly hollows, the roumllng
off ot protruding ingles with the attend
ant bloom ot health and attractiveness, It
li no wonder that many and varied sug
gestions along this line appear trom time to
time In public print.
While excessive thinness might be at
tributed to various and subtle causes In
different Individuals It Is a well-known (act
that the lack ot sufficient phosphorous In
the human system la very largely respon
sible tor this condition. Experiments on
humans and animals by many scientists
have demonstrated beyond question ot
doubt that a body dsflotent In phosphorous
becomes nervous, sickly and thin. A noted
author and professor In his book, "Chem
istry and Food Nutrition," published In 1911,
ays: " that the amount ot phos
phorous required tor the normal nutrition
ot man la seriously underestimated In many
of our standard text books."
It seems to be welt established that this
deficiency In phosphorous may now b tnit
by the use of an organlo phosphate known
throughout English speaking countries as
I3Itro.Phospha.te. Through the assimilation
ot this phosphate by the nerve tissue the
phosphoric content when absorbed In the
amount normally required by nature soon
produces a welcome change In our body and
mind. Nerve tension disappears, vigor and
strength replace weakness and lack of ener
gy, and the whole body soon loses Its ugly
hollows and abrupt angles, becoming envel
oped In a glow of perfect health and beauty
and the will and etrengtti to be up and
doing.
CAUTION: While Bttra-Fhosphate la un
surpassed for the relief of nervousness, gen
eral debility, etc., those taking It who do
not desire to. put on flesh should use extra
care In avoiding fat-preduclng food.
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Oh, Happy Dayl
Teacher If you tako four fingers
from ten, how many remain?
Alice does not reply.
Teacher How many fingers have
$ou altogether?
"' Alice Ten.
Teacher And suppose four were
missing what havo you then?
Alice (beaming) No music lessons!
Profitable Trip. .
An Interesting and profitable trip
that every motorist should tako but
very few think of Is n trip under tho
car to see the condition of things
there.
Poverty brings many strong landlords.
res.
if s toasted
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much toasting im-,
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proves bread. Makes
it taste good. Of course
more flavor.
$ Same with tobacco
" especially Kentucky
Burley.
Buy yourself a pack
age of Lucky Strike
cigarettes. Notice the
toasted flavor. Great!
Nothing like it. The
real Burley cigarette.
Qyrt Guaranteed by'
Safeguarding a Jewel,
"Could you arrange to have tho let
ter carrier call only once n week at my
house?" nsked Mr. Crosslots.
"What's the Idea?" Inquired tho man
at tho post olllce window.
"My wife's afraid (ho now cook will
think he's company coining to dinner
and leave before vu can explain."
Don't Poison Baby.
FORTY YEARS AGO ntmoafc ovory mother thought her child must have
PAREGORIC or laudanum to niako it Bleep. Thcso drugs will produce
Bleep, nnd a FEW DROPS TOO MANY will prodtico tho BLEEP
FROM WHICH THERE IS NO WAKINO. Many aro tho children who
havo been killed or whooo health hun been rulnod for lifo by paregoric,. lauda
num and morphino, each of which la n narcotio product of opium, tyrugglata
aro prohibited from selling cither of tho narcotics named to children at all, or
to anybody without labelling thorn "poison." Tho dellnition of "narcotio"
is : "A medicine which relieves pain and produces sleep, but which in poiton'
ous doses produces stupor, coma, convulsions and death," Tho tasto and
smell of medicines containing opium aro disguised, nnd sold under tho names
of " Drops," " Cordials," " Boothlng Syrups," oto. You should not permit any
mediclno to bo given to your children without you or your physician know
of what It ia comnosod. CASTORIA DOES NOT
CONTAIN NARCOTICS, If it bcara tho
of Chas. II. Fletcher.
Gonulno Castorla always boars tho
SAVED TWO FAMOUS PICTURES
Old Masters Taken by British Officer
From the Ruln3 of Yprcs
Cathedral.
The king of the llelglnns will shortly
havo returned to him two famous pic
tures which were rescued, four years
ago, from Yprcs cathedral. It ap
pears that during the bombardment of
Yprcs In 11)15 a young lirltlsh artil
lery olllcer noticed Inside the cathe
dral, which was being heavily shelled,
that the only things not shuttered by
German fire were two Inrge Flemish
masters, tinted 1000, hanging sotno 20
feet high on the walls. How to get
them and save them for Itclglum was
the question which Immediately pre
sented Itself. Tho olllcer called two
prlvatu soldiers to help htm, and with
the aid of bonie. long gas pipes whlch
had been blown down by tho German
fire, nnd two largo hooks, the pictures
were lowered to tho ground. The of
ficer, Lieutenant Daniels, It. A., then
cut the pictures out of their frames
and put them In it lnrgc sack, which he
used for n time as a bed. In the. end
ho took them to London, where, with
tho approval of the Hulglnn minister,
they have been placed on exhibition
prior to being returned to King Albert
nt Brussels.
Courage.
"Aren't you afraid to wear n bath
ing suit like thnt?"
"Afraid of what?" asked tho girl.
"Sunburn."
SAFE, GENTLE REMEDY
BRINGS SURE RELIEF
For 200 years GOLD MEDAL Hoar
lem Oil has enabled suffering: human
ity to withstand attacks of kidney,
liver, bladder and stomach troubles
and all diseases connected with the
urinary organs, aad to build up and
restore to health organs weakened by
disease. These most important organs
must bo watched, because they filter
and purify the blood: unless they do
their work you are doomed.
Weariness, sleeplessness, nervous
ness, despondency, backache, stomach
trouble, pains in the loins and lower
abdomen, gravel, rheumatism, sciatica
and lumbago all warn you of trouble
with your kidneys. GOLD MEDAL
Haarlem Oil Capsules ara the remedy
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ittavPMSlilEsF aWsii IsWjLv
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Some men Imagine they are tho
whole orchestra because they have
drums In their ears.
New York city contributed one-six-tecnth
of tho entire nation's army.
Knowledge Is not power; education
Is power. .lohu II. Gros.
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Perhaps He Had Repented.
A funny one happened tho other day,
In tho oUlco of a jtiHtlco of tho peace.
A young couple wore being married,
surrounded by several friends. Am
usual, tho ritual camo to that place
where tho Justice said:
"Does anyone present know of any,
reason why this couple should not be
conio man and wife?"
And to everybody's amazement, the
groom spoke up, "I do."
As he said afterwards, "that's whnt
comes of too ninny rehearsals."
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A Lady of Distinction.
Is recognized by the delicate fnsclnabs
Ing Influence of tho perfume oho uses.
A hath with Cutlcurn Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores,
followed by a dusting with Cntlcurat
Talcum Powder usually means a clear,
weet, healthy skin. Adv.
When He Did It.
"From what you tell me, Sam, you
havo been a busy man all your life?"
"Yes, sah; yes, snn"
"You've done a great deal In your
tlmo and day, Sam, I guess."
"Yes, sah. I"hit Is, I'so done n good
lot in innli day; but It wuz In de boss's
time, sail." Yonkers Statesman.
It's Effect.
"How did you llko the moving pic
turo play?"
"I thought It was reel nice."
IJoundloss enthusiasm Is bound to
get n rebound sooner or Inter.
you need. Take three or four every day
The healing- oil soaks into the cells and
lining of the kidneys and drives out
the poisons. Now life and health will
surely follow. When your normal vizor
has been restored continue treatment
for a while to keep yourself In condi
tion and prevent a return of the dis
ease. Don't wait until you aro Incapable of
fighting. Start taking GOLD UMDAJb
Jinariera uu uapoulcs today, xoar
druggist will cheerfully refund your'
money if you are not satisfied with
results. But be sure to get the original
imported GOLD MEDAL and accept no
substitutes. In three sties. Sealed
packages. At all drug stores.
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