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JP 4 -J Ik r I V-1 IK !PHE ADVERTISER. THURSDAY, AUGUST 28, 1879 Publishers' NotLceH. mk Abvkrtiskr Is on sale at the Irug and Cook iM-ore of A. W. KlckeU; Local Notices, set as ordinary reading mnUr, will be chargedten cents per line, each Insertion Set ladisnlay.tyne.ilfteeu cents a line. Authorized Agtnts. Titvb Bros nre onr authorized agents at Nema ha City. Uuecelve and.rocelit foa inoalps due us. Thomas Bvhrkss Is our authorised agent In (Jlon Rock precinct to receive and rocclpt for monies iuo us on-sufaHcrjpUotk A J.Kittkk, ntSt. Deroln.lsonraiithorleediient t that plu,o receive subscriptions j.nl adver tising, and to collect and recelptfor monies due TlMC AIVJBT1HKK. Joiik 8. Minick la our authorized agent at Aspln wall, to receive subscription and advertislng.and collect and receipt for monies due us. Js W. Oavitt Id our authorized agent In Jlenton precinct to receive and receipt for monies due us an. subscription. FAIItimOTIIKIt & HACKKK, Iunl!HheB Advertiser. SOUTHERN OKATOItF. Specimens of Flupdoodlc and Gush over the "Lost Cause" A Pcr- a&ious-SchooMJook,. Chicago Times. Xn ono of Senator Blaine's last speeches in tbo Senate he made the assertion that the south had become bo rabidly Beotionai' that even her schoolbooks were specially prepared k. keep. up the anti-northern and anti-union feeling In tho South. He hurriedly quoted from a book called "The Students' Hand-book of Selec tions and Oratory." This book wbb prepared by John Q. James, superin tendent of the Texas Military Insti tue at Austin. It is a book of 407 pages, and. does not contain a selec tion from anything not written or spoken by a man of unquestioned Southern birth. Every author in the book is wholly unknown In literature. The only names that are known are where extracts are given from South ern congressmen speeches. Noth ing could show more clearly the in tense narrowness and provincialism ol the South than this collection of oratorical gush from nobodies, whose eole importance lies in the fact oftheir Southern birth. The fact that these same nobodies should be selected- as literary model, when the great range of English olasslcs is Iguored, Bpeaks volumes for the eo-oalled Southern culture. The most objectionable feature of the book, however, aside ftoroy It&v setting false standards for style is the teaohing tht tho war against the Union was a holy cause and one that may In the future have better hopes of success. Mr-. Blaine In his hurried glance at tho book pass ed over some of thoso precious teach ings, the seed of future Southern sen timent. Here is ono sample of this class of eloquence. It was uttered by John L. Girardeau upon the reinter ment of the Carolina dead from Get tysburg. The following, extract from what he said 1b handed down to Southern studentB?for study : The mournful ofllco which ha&sum rnoned us hither, waits to be perform ed. Let us hasten to remove these relics of conquerod patriots from a strange atmosphere less free than the air of a sepulchre. And if we aban don the last hope of maintaining their principles. If we are prepared to give up everything for which they died, let us discharge this oQioe for them with the feelings of those who aro Interring their principles with their bones of those who are solemn izing the funeral rites and burying the corpse of liberty. Let ub plaoe no emblems of hope abovetthelr heads, but, having In the silence of death stuok the laBt stroke of the Bpade- up on their graves, retire from the scene as men withdraw from, a field on whioh all has been lost. But If it be our determination that we will cease to cherish the sacred principles whioh these men consecrated with their blood only when we cease to live, then let us, oomrades, with reverent mein and tender hands, oonsign all that remains of our brethern to the ooveted resting-place in the bosom of their laBt sleep, let us bury with them every proposal to ub to apostatize from their principles, every tendenoy even to compromise them, every desire to recover position, wealth or'.oase at the saoriflce of honor, virtue and truth. Let ub lay them down in hope, and as eaoh modest stone rears its head above them inscribe upon it a vesur gamihe token of our faith that their principles now trodden into dust, will rlBe again, the symbol of our in vincible resolution that these men shall not altogether have died in vain. Heroes,of Gettysburg! ohampions of constitutional rights! martyrs for regulated liberty! once again fare well! Beat ye here, Goldiers of a defeated God grant it may not be a wholly lost cause! and hope kind ling her torch at the fireB that glow in your ashes will in its light look for ward to a day when a people onoe more redeemed and enfranchised will confess your death was not in vain. Robert Stiles, in a speech upon a Confederate decoration day, promis es :. That wo will teach our ohlidren and our children's children that these men fought and fell for the only principles upon whioh well regulated Christian ity can ever be established. William Presoot Johnson, in writ ing upon the Bubjeot of confederate dead, informs the youth of the South that : They were the gayest and gallantest gentlemen that ever went down to bettlo, the stoutest soldiery that ever breasted the flood of death, and their cheer had a ring of victory in It that made the foeinen's hearts to quail. Woe to the enemy who urged too rashly their snllen retreat e They met in. the field the flower of the youth of every land, allured by tho stipend of the North, and Celtic firo was quelled, Teutonic stubbornness was melted like wax and the well-knit phalanxes of the West were shattered by their blows They rnuk in history among the first for courage, endurance, discipline, oueer fulnesB, intelligenco'and humanity. This clasB of materiul runs through out the book. It occasionally varied by guehiug rhetorical flapdoodle, sil ly poetry, or absurd twaddle in the shape of unwholesome esnayB. A Cure for Bronchitis and Consump tion. This recelpo cured me of bronchitis and consumption two years ago. I waB not able to sit up half a day, my cough being very severe, and my throat ho raw I could not eat anything with salt in it. Twelve dollars worth cured me. I am perfectly well, do all of my housework, sewing, and take care of my children, weigh twenty four pounds more than I did before I commenced using the medieiue. It has not foiled to cure any oase if giv en a fair trial. Extraot bloodgetti, threeounces ; by pophosphltes of lime and soda, one-half ounce; alantin (pura,) one dram j meconin (pura,) one-half scruple; extraot oinchona, two drams; powdered sugar, one pound; pureport winefconehalfpint; cold water, one quart. All of the powders and extracts should be thor oughly compounded and mixed well together; place in a bottle holding at least three pints ; pour in half a pint of cold water; shake well; let stand five minutes ; It will turn a bright red color; add tho rest of cold water with sugar dissolved In It; last the wine, which must be pure; shake well; dose, four large tablespoon fu Is a day, one before each meal and one before going to bed. The medicine must not be kept in a room where there Is a fire. For asthma and bronchitis, crushed oubeb berries smoked in a pipe, swallowing a little of thearaoke, effects great relief. I eat the unoruBh ed berries, swallowing the juice; it will help bronchitis in one day. Smo king the berries will cure the worst cases of ootarrh. Cure for whooping cough: One tablespoonful of clean pure tar, one pint of new milk ; stir wnll? let stand two hours: pour ott the milk ; let the ohild drink It every hour; it will efleot a cure In three days. Exchange. m m i Oat-MeaU Rural New-Yorker.. Mrs. J. B. P: aBks to glvo some ways of cooking oat-meal. AnB. For Mush To threequartsof boiling water allow a tenapooufuT of salt and a quart of coarse meal; stir while the meal is poured In; let it stand whoro it will boll gently for 10 or 15 minutes, etirrlug frequently ; then cover the kettle closely and set on the buck of tho stove to swell and steam for an hour, not stirring in that time. Thia may bo eaten with 6alted milk, milk or cream and Bugar, or fill a- saucer nearly full of the mush and press into it ripe blackberries, peaches, pears, or any fruit, and eat with cream and sugar. This makes a very nice dessert. Oat-Meal Puffs. To a quart of sweet milk allow three well beaten eggs, two teacups and a half of oat-meal, one teacup and a half of Graham flour and a littlosalt; beat all thoroughly together and bake- in hot gem irons. Oat-Mkal Cake. To a pint of meal1 add enough water to make it stir like pancake batter, soason with a little salt and bake In a shallow pan for 20 minutes fn a hot oven. Oat- Meal Jekvy- Put half a pint ofJgoocT, oat-meal to eoak over night in littio less than a quart of water. In the morning drain through a Bieve, preBBing out all of the water, and to it add one pint and a half of hot water. Season with salt, boil up quickly, thenlsetbaok to Bim mer ten or fifteen minutes. Pour in to molds, and In half an hour it will be set sufficiently to turn out into saucers. Eat with cream and BUgar. The success of this dish depeuds very muoh upon the quality of the meal. Oat-Meal Pudding. To a quart of milk allow four table spoonfuls of Irish oat-meal, four tea spoonfuls of flour, and a littio salt. Bring tho milk to a boil using a farina-kettle or a tin pail" set into a ket tle of boiling water and Btir in the meal and flour made smooth in cold milk. Stir constantly for fifteen or twenty minutes, then set back for fif teen minuteB before turning out. Eat with cream and Rugar. We some days since quoted the re mark of general Toombs to tbe efleot that the United StateB Government was only a temporary concern at best. Tho interview in which Toombs made this remark recolves the atten tion of the New Orleans Times, and Mr. Toombs is bolabored. with an en ergy that is pleaaant to behold. Among tho outs and the thrusts Ib the following: The remark of Mr. Toombs that the government of the Union "is only a temporary conoeru at best" only In dicates that he has mistaken the beat ing of his own pulse for the throbbing of the heart of the American people, Ho says that he does "not like the General Government, and would not oonsent to serve It in any capacity." He therefore conclude&that its dissol ution Is impending. Ho mistakes his own state of mind for the sentiment of his countrymen. His inconse quential reasoning and conclusion re minds U3 ofthe children's story of the young chick upon which the roBe leaves fell. It ran to the hen crying: "The eky la falling !" "Why doyou say so ?" asked the elder. "Because, I saw It, I felt it, andapeloe of it fell on my tall.' This Is pretty good to oome from a Democratlo paper. But we remem ber that the Times was read out of the Democratic party last week. Inter Ooean. en J J A Pueblo Indian considerably as tonished the Inspector in San Ilde fouso, N. M.f by replying to his In quiry as to the orop prospects, "Ugh ! muoheo dam good crop, by God !" A Woman Who Hid Her Diamonds. The town of Stratford was thrown Into a state of excltment on Saturday by the discovery that a case of dia monds were missing. It seems that Mrs. Gunther came from New York on Saturday to the house of Asa Cur tis, her father, bringing with her a oase containing a diamond ring and pin valued at $1,000. The jewelB had been presented to her by her father-in-law, ex-mayor Gunther, of New York, and she waB very careful of them. Upon retiring she placed the case In a bureau In her sleeping apart ment, and when she looked for them next morning tbey were gone. A preliminary Bearch of the house fail ed to discover tho missing gems, and the theory of robbery waB started. The police of Bridgeport were noti fied, and upon searching the house again the missing case and its con tents were found in the covering of an old sofa. Mrs. Gunther is given to saranambullsm, and in a fit of sleep walking Saturday night had taken the case from the bureau and thrust it into a hole In the sofa covering. She remembers nothing of tho freak on awakening, of course, and was therefore as much mystified over the disappearance of the jewelry bb any one. In a former fit of somnambu lism some timo ago Bhe secreted a new silk dress;iu tho attio, whore It remained undiscovered for a year. New Haven Palladium. A lady furnishes the Kansas Pilot tho following good conundrums: Q,. What two Letters express tho most agreeable people In tho world ? A. U and I. Q. Why is the Letter "T like matrimony? A. Ttis the end of quie-t and the beginning of t-rouble. Q. Why aro Kisses like the Crea tion? A. They are made of nothing and yet are very good. Q. Why is a Weather Cock like Ambition? A. It Is a vaneand glittering thing to a-splre. Q. Who Ib thfroidest Lunatio? A. Timeout of mind. Q. What never asks questions, but requires frequent answers? A. The front door Bell. Q. What most frequently beoomes a. Woman ? A. A little Girl. Q. Why is a Lawyer like a restless sleeper? A. He lies first on one side, and then on the other. Q,. What is the difference between a Honey-Comb and a Honey-Moon ? A. Ono is oouiposcd oPllttle Cells, the other is one Big Sell. Q. Why is a Dog's Tail like a very old Person? A. Because it Is In-firm. Q. A Boy said, "My Father has a Brother, but he Is not my Unole." How can you explain the oontradlo tlon? A. Tho Boy Lied. Q. What is the difference between Perseverance and Obstinacy ? A. One arises from a strong Will, and other from aBtrong Won't. Q. Why ia the Figure 9 like a Pea- oock ? A. It is Nothing (0) without Its Tail. Q. What Is that which Adam nev er saw, and never posseBBed, and yet gave to eaoh of his children ? A. Parents. Q,. Why do Women seek Hub bands named William? A. So thev can have a Will of their own. Q. What Bose Is born to blush un seen? A. Negroes. Q. What Is the difference between a Barber and a Mother? A. One has Bazors to Shave, and the other Shavers to Balse. Old Hickory's Bluff Way. Long years after the capture of Stony Point, when Andrew Jackson was President, a visitor at the White House remarked that tho Postmaster in his town (who "held over") was an enemy to the President had even been heard to call him a "scoundrel" and urged the removal of the HI mannered officer. "What sort of a person is he ?" in quired the President. Tbe visitor admitted that the Post master was an aged an honorable man, and incidentally remarked that be was one of the survivors of the battle of Stony Point. "What" said the President, rising from his ohalr, "waB he realty with Anthony Wayne at Stony Point?" "Ho certainly was,"- replied the visitor. "Well, then," said Old Hickory, "by the Eternal! he has a perfect right to eall me a Bcoundrel every day In tho week, and to be Postmas ter during his natural life." Hart ford Post. A Baltimore Inventor has a patent for a suit of flying clothes. By work ing the arms th6 man In tho clothes mounts heavenward. Waterproof pantaloons "and .jacket are In one piece To this is fastened a reservoir made of oiled silk, and stretching from shoulders to walBt. To each arm is attaohed a wing made of silk, with steel ribs. After the mortal has es sayed the flight of a bird and is high in the air, he hoists a sail. A mast four feet long is jointed with his back, and a triangular sail is set so as to be regulated by his feet. When the sail is raised the arms are motionless, and the genoleman In the air booms along like a centre-board yacht under a spanking breeie. A contemporary asks : "How shall women carry their purses to frustrate the thieves?" Why, carry them empty. Nothing frustrates a thief more than to snatch a woman's purse, after following her a mile, and then find that it contains nothing but a recipe for spioed peaches and a faded photograph of her grandmother. Holstein Cattle It may be as well to state the fact tbatjlour interest in the Holstein oow is purely on acoountjof her superior excellence as a dairy animal, her economy as a feeder, her quality of readily fattening and making good beef, her docility, hardiness, and large size. We neither Import, breed, nor deal in the breed. Believing In her superiority, we would have all dairy men believe in her too, for their own interest and the general benefitof the entire country. Tho Holstein excels the other breed, in quantity of pro duct continued through a long time often eleven months or more in the year. We have no fear of contradiction In asserting that the individual value of our dairy cows, when but once oroBS ed on tbe Holstein breed, will be In- increased fully one-third, from $26 to $34, or upon the entire stock of tbe oountry, which will amount to the enormouB sum of $99,499,955 increase, which would amount to the grand to tal value of the cows in the United StateB, In round numbers, to $397,999, 821. TblB would doubtlesB be the most speedy and prompt method of adding to Individual as well as to the national wealth- Bemedy fob Cancer. In prepar ing the remedy take equal" parts of rosin, mutton-tallow and lard; melt and stir together ; when partly cooled add a heaped teaspoonful of verdigris ami stir well. Soread a plaster the size of tho oancer with the salve, sprin kle on Bulphate of zlno until the sur face is about white, wash with castile Boap and renew the plaster In from six to twelvo hours. Continue until the cancer Is killed or comes out, which will require from ten to twen ty days. Then apply the salve with out the zlno until the spot is healed. This treatment kills the cancer and affects but slightly the sound flesh. None of the cancers so treated have appeared again, bo far as I know, but all seem perfeotly well. Cor. Ameri can Stockman. Purification. A hater of tobacco asked an old negro woman, the fumes of whose pipe were annoying to him, if she thought eho was a Christian. "Yes, brudder; I specs I Ib." "Do you believe In the Bible?" "Yes, brudder." "Do you know. there la a passage in the Scripture which eayB thatnothing unclean shall inherit the kingdom of heaven ?' "Yea, I've heard of It." "Well, Chloe, yon smoke, and you cannot enter the kingdom of heaven, because there is nothing so unolean as the breath of a smoker. What do you say to that?'' "Why, I specs to.leavemy breffbe hind when I go dar." m s m The parade made over the penit ence and Christianity of ChaBtine Cox, and criminals of like character, is wholly diBgustiug. It is all right to attempt their reform, but boasting of results Is nauseating. A olergyman who jb writing up the new-found vlr tueB in this murderer could be better employed. Christianity can gain no additional luster from this eleven- and-a-half-hour oonvert who moral! zes behind Jbars as be feels the hemp about his neok. Inter Ocean. Holding the Mirror Up to Hen dricks. "No, no, no,' stoutly ejaculated Mr. Hendrioks, "I won't, I won't, I won't, and I won't, and there's and end of it. I will not do it, I won't accept, I shan't take the seoond place on anybody's ticket, I shan't do it, I won't, I won't, I won't. Say," he added coaxingly, after ares olute pause, "who's talklngabout me for the second place, anyhow? What do you reckon Ilawkcyo. my; ohanoes are. John Baker was Indicted for mur der in Guadalupe County, Texas, and released on bail. He employed hiB liberty in attending religious ser vices, and became a real or pretended convert. He went to a MethodlBt camD meeting, and addressing the congregation, when a rifle ball pene trated bis brain, and he fell dead. Some friend of his victim had fired from a distance with unerring aim. . Charles H. Stilly tramped into Beading, Pa, a few dajs ago, hun gry, ragged and disconsolate. A year before, he had made the people of that city stare at his ways of squand ering $20,000 that had been left him. On the latter visit he begged a meal at the hotel in which be bad once oc cupied the finest apartments, and slept in a barn where he had previ ously kept hiB horses. m m An Inveterate old ohloken thief In Alabama, who had a marvelous fac ulty of gliding out of a olose corner, was at last eaught in acioseoorner with a ohicken in his hat. He de nied the stealing of it, and on being asked bow then it got into his hat, he solemnly said: "Dat, marater, is jes' what 'stonlshes me; but fo de Lord, I speo's it mus1 hab crawled up my breeches leg!" The superintendent addressed the Snndav sohool on obedience to the moral law. and urged the keeping and not breaking of tbe commandments, and to fasten the Impression, aaked : "Is anything better for being brok en.?" "Yes." eaid a little boy "a nag." The address proceeded no fur ther. A Maine political Bpeaker mention ed somebody as a Shylock, andanau HUnr Asked who Shvlock was. "If you don't know," the orator scorn fully replied, "you'd better go home and read your Bible." m A Utlca sportsman returned from the Bacquet river with a foot-stool, the legs of which are made-from the legs of a deer with the hide on,. the hoofs resting on the ground. When upholstered it will mako a novel and I TtvnrrT niniin ui r- t iv m . pretty pieoo ef furniture .. Just bold a bit, you Yankees, until we have kicked thedead and stinking oarcaes of Centralism back into the grave that was dng for It by thegrand, old statesmen of 1783 ; Just hold a bit, and you will see our Sovereign States revoking tbe ballot from the negro race ; Just hold a bit, and you will see our people closing the last free-school-house-door in sunny Southland ; Just hold a bit, and you will see more fun than a ew.Okolona Stales. The old Cincinnati Gazette, not usually given to levity, abounds with mirthful paragraphs on the Conkllng Sprague affair. Pioneer-Presa. Yes, it appears to have struck Dea con Smith and Wilbur Storey simul taneously In their weakest spot, and their great brains oould not stand the pressure. Both are as frisky as young rams in early grass. Tbey should hold a meeting and punch eaoh other In the ribs. It is a oase of revelry among the ancients. Inter Ocean. The real name of Miss Anna Oliver, the girl preaoher of Brooklyn, is Anna Olivia Snowden. As her par ents were opposed to her preaohing she took the name of Anna Oliver, and after she had made a reputation under this name she would not aban lt, although her parents bad then changed their minds. m . nsr "Have you tried electricity for your complaint, madam?" asked the minister as he took tea with the old lady. "Electriolty!" Bdd she. "Well, yea, I reokon 1 has. l was struok by lightning last summerand hove out of the window, but it didn't seem to do me no Bort of good." s Gardening is regularly and practl oally taught in 20,000 primary schools in France. Every school house has its garden, and teachers niUBt not on ly be good gardeners, but qualifid to teaoh horticulture, or they cannot pass examination. The first BDeaker of the Houbo of BepreBentatives was also a Pennsyl vania man. He was F. A. Muhlen berg, and he wbb speaker of the Third Congress also. BILLIARDS, -JW&!4Jg The Best Tables in the City. CIGARS, LEMONADE, SODA POP, Nothing in any Shape Intoxicating. 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It Is the best fitted fghop In the city, one) the place lsfgenerally patronized by the people. Mr. Hawkins keeps noasslstantawhonrenot Experts at The Business, and gentlemanly and accommodating In their conduct. All kinds of T0NS0BIAL WORK dono promptly and satisfaction guaranteed. THE BEST DYES made are always In preparation. DYKES BEARD ELIXIR !- m lrlWHlW.JM.TVw, Mt mo. m. iwirfilh. JW B4rt.ni.fMMlZtM.lfatVta. lL,7M!Ttf hltM(tM,l . 1-TMiOTMi.i.fu. i RZ-y&iH rW X ljSSJsiPBbSW''i E3 IX- I HAVE.HKMOVED MY LIVERY STOCK Into the new stable South of the Miarsli House, corsei: secosd;axd;colleoe stt. "WLer I Intend tokeop a First-clan Feed Stable WORK -A-iETID The Celebrated Maxsic House or W. "W. BZimbalL Of Chicago, Keep in stock a follline of PIANOS and ORGANS. For full particulars, terms &s3ces, call on or address, J. R. DYE, Local Agent, OR E. M. Lippitt, irZA.HO and VOCAL TEACHER, Hvownvillc, - 47ri - JSTebrasIca. "GOOD NEWS !" Quick Time ! Through Traiss ! Close Connections!! 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GOOD SEAL'S AT ?5 GENTS When yon go East be sure and travel over tho B. fc M. line if yon wish to be SAKtt and Comfortable and desire to travel speedily. A. E. TOUZALIN, P. LOWELL. Gen'IManager. Gen'IFt JtTktAgt FRANZ HELMER, I'AGON &LACKSM1THJJHGP ONE DOOR WEST OF COTOtT HOUSE. WAGON MAKING, Repairing, Plnws. anil nil work i)nn In tViwt I manner and on short notice. Satisfaction Kttaran. ed. OiveUlmacall. W-jJ. PIANOS ORGANS i i A'wire-t is"I l cents fry Bail. M'lie riea er Satnre. Pajul elog ef Marriage. Or rans ef feneration. DlMasea of Toata tail Manhood, wealth ot choice and Talaable la forraatics. of latrst to both seiee. Xolblat offeaiirt to good taste and refinement. Xnfor roatiea stitr before puMlihed. No fksii.r should be without It. fT7Addreas. Dr. A. O. uLI.t.aCa Clark St. mttit, l araaic aoa Female Dlaeiae. Ceninltatlon free Ladies inJ Orotle mn, lead oae dollar for auafle at ben rabber rroli.and Talaable ta formation by nmu. Itrlln Me rtmate PIIU. 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A lecture on Manhood and Womanhood. 10 rents ; or all -thrre id one nicrjr botiiMt volume. II. Ther contain 600 pa and oter 100 Illustrations, embracing eserr thio reaeratlre sjslcm that is lorlh knowmr, and much tha pnbluhed id ass other work. The combined swUm tisely the most popular Medical nook iiblibcd. au.t thus sati.ned after reUlocH can hase their money refunded. Tho Author is experienced Fhyswian of aiany years prac tice, (as is well known,) and tho adeicc riven, aad roles for treatment laid down, will be found of great value to Cw suf fering; from imparities of the system, early errors, lost s ror. or any of tho nnmrruos troubles coeainr; under the head of " l?rivato" or "Chronio" diseases.- .Sent in siorte vol nnies, or complete in nut. for Price lo Maiups, Silver or C or rency. (Cousultatioa cunthlentul ; all tetters aire .roenptlr and frankly answered without cbarru.) Address lr. It uiU' I!.jH.sury , 12 '. 8th St, M. Louis, Mo. (EstaUnncd IT? CTForile-byNwsDMlorj. AGENTS wanted. e. - DR. BCTT8 invites all persons sutrenn irons IltlPTITRIT Ij .nd him their names aikl addres, ind herebv assures them tnat tnev will learn rn W a. J somcthiaf to their advantage .Not a xniu. Prirate Hojplul. K3 S Clark MCbK3r IU-CC3pfctfty,a!l ( mtk B?ir s'sVSV .ssssKsssssW PROF. HARRIS' RADICAL CURE TOE SPEBMATOBSHCBA. "SEMINALPASTILLE'' H. A Valuiblc DUcovorr kit &c.bacF n tntirVy 1S and !!- I j ttftt lit Kemrdj for It pedy au 1 Lcrtiaanviit C ore ( Seminal Zmlsstons fic Impotency by th on y true wcy, viz: Dirftct ADDlicalioil to thr pr-n- Trad.M-uk, Mrt 4 tilt t$ A tIMIWAC MlTIHt cipal Stat of Iht IiMe. act.DS Ly Absorption, a-! ticrt- tnjc itt !. Ac inflnvnc oa the Seminal Veiule, EJao ulator7 Duct, Prostate Oland. and TJretnra 1 u of the Hcmtdy n itlen-leJ with bo fkoin or Utomt aw-at. aad doc not hotf rfro with tho onlinary unuitt of Urn , it 1 atsiCatly dtttoJred anI aooa b-orbd, producic a lmmo aiatO lootbii.; and roitoratiT effect opoa lie Mxaal ami ncrvoai orrioizatioQi wrecked ixa -elf-aboit aa4 execjiro,, top por. the drain from the ijitem, rcitwiac the mind t health and sound memory, rcmoeioe; the Dimness of Sight. K errous Debility. Confusion of Ideas, Aver sion to Society, etc. etc.. and the appearance of prema ture old ajro u-ua!Ijr accoup-nyiax thi. trouble, aad reator ior perfect Sozual Vigor, where it haa teen dormant for j earn Thia inode of treatment hai stood the trt ia very aeeere ea.ee, an-J ia now a brooounced aurecaa. Drugs aro too much preterite J in theto trvables, and, n-anr cat. bear witacia to. with but little If any cnnai.en. food. There w u .Nonaenie about Ibi. Preparation. Tracttcal vLstrvatwn enables ua to pontif cly guarantee -hit it will cte natinnactlon. Dunn; tho ci(ht yeare that it hat been to jtcnra. ate. we hatro thoutauds if tettmoniaIt a to Its value, and it now coneeJftd by the Medical r,ffta to be the moat rational meaaa ytr discovered of reachioe; and cuna thia very prevalent trouble, that it well known to bo the caua of untwlj mt.ery to to many,, and ttpoa whom QU&CkB prey with their otHcta olnon and big lees. The Remedy is put up 10 seat Ujim, of three aires ISO. 1, (eaonrb to latt a month,) 3; Ko. 2. (astjrieat tax aifect a permanent cure, ualctt iu aevere cihi.j S3; Ko.3 (Ustinr over three months, will atop esilisioot and rettce viror in the worst catet ) ff,7. Scat by mail, tealcd, ia pUTi wrapper. Tull DIRECTIONS for using will accom pany JSAUXL HXJJL, pan V 3ena ior a ucaenpuvr arampQiet fiiiui; Anaiomica Illustrations, which will convince the moat i.f.tKi" that they can be rt stored to perfect manhood, and D ilea rortne iiutiet oi ur. tame at u never anccieu Sent Sealed for ttaiap to any one. bM ONLY by thc HARRIS REsHEOY CG.MF'G.CHE&IISTS. Mirket and 8th Sit. ST. LOUIS, MO. NICHOLS, SHEPARD & C04 Sattle Crook, aiicla. original: and only genuine "VIBRATOR? THRESHING WJwCHIJIERY, THE MiteHeas, Grsfa-Sftrrlnr. TTsa-e-Srrliii:, Ud atocer-Savias; Tireshers f toi day aad tner tott. B7e4idrf rivalry fcrRapiaWk,rufsttaMBls saws s ediB vm m."w'-- STE.U1 Power Threshers a. Specialty. Special sixes of Separators maia siprssslr for Buna Power. OVB UariTale Sfesa Thresher Englae, both rortahi tsd Traction, visa. Valuhla lojrsvsr nenU, JartejoailxirjoCar maker Xlod- THE ESTIBE Threshia? Expenses (aad often three to II re tisae. that aooang cm t mU 6 ti Sztrs Grain 3XTXD by taeso ImproesJ ifaaMavw. fRUX Batsera tHI cot tobatltto tie exer T ssotu vastagq of Grabaad the laferlor work dona few In otiar Bieilaes, whea oocs postal Ms tha Uffcrsaea. NOT ObIt Tastlr Superior fr TTheat.OaU; Barter. Bye. aa4 like Grains, bat tie Obit Hoeeess fal Thresher tn rial, Ttaotty. ainiet. Cerrr. and Ul Seeds. Seqnlres no "stucticenU" er TviiiiMiaa;' to caasfrga Grain to Seedx. 'I Z5 Thorossh iTortmaBsh!p,aearaBt Tlalahj Perltctfoa .f Parts. Conpletrncs. of Xqulpceat, tic.3 yar " sBZaaaanj- Taxtsaer uatau azx sscoDparajitv 7-Y1STEI0US ftr Siaplldtj- of Paxta, Mi-or sssTats) less than ene-aatf the Bssal Belu aad GearaT sty CJeao Wori.wttanoLftsertngi or Seatterlnn. "i0- POCK Sizes of Separators Made, BaatriB--from SU to TwelToHoria siir, and two .tvlea of VianS ed Boras Powers to matt J. 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