Nebraska advertiser. (Brownville, Nemaha County, N.T. [Neb.]) 1856-1882, September 12, 1878, Image 4

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)FFICIAL DIRECTORY.
District Officers.
)UNO.
.SMITII-
-Judgc.
,M IL HOOVER-
IK
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Conntv Officers.
.District Attorney
District Clerk.
Deputy Clerfc,
3. STUM.
E. MA JOl
inrr.MOKE
I BLACK
PARKnil'.
is jr. HACKER-
IPCUOTIIKIU.
H. SHOOK.
VTHAN IIIGUIN
TEERY,
L
-Conntr Jurlee
-Clerk and" Recorder
-Treasurer
Sheriff
Coronee
-Surveyor
chool Superintendent
Commissioners
h. ROGERS-
HUI.UUUI)
DOCKER
t. It. THOMPSON.
. 11. L.ANNON
City Officers.
.Mayor
-.Folicc Judge
Clerk
Treasurer
- Marshal
COUXCIL.MEX.
I.ROBrXSOX)
lEI'H KOD .
Jl'DKIXS.!
MERCER,
lUI.n. I'
rniRHART,
BnomsannaBBanaB
1st Ward
.2nd 'Ward
-3rd AVard
THE ADVERTISER
THURSDAY, SEPT. 12. 1878.
Pulilisliers' Notices.
TiruADVUBTisKn is on sale at the Drug find Book
atore of A. XV. Xlckell.
LocAi.NoTiCKS.set as ordinary reading matter,
will be charged ten cents per line, ench insertion.
Set in display type, fifteen cents a line.
SOCIAL, DIRECTORY.
Churclios.
Ithodlnt K. Chnroh. Servicescach Sabbath
t 10:30 a. m.. and 7trt ti. m. Snndnv Srhnnl nt
i'1'.m. Prayer Meeting Thursday evening.
I. P. Wilson. Pastos.
sbrtorlarr.Chtircfa. Services each Sabbath
; nostra. m.,and :30 p. m. Prayer Meeting Wod-
snay evenings. Sabbath School at uo'clocK
. m. JU B. Dyr, Pastor.
irist'H CbnTCli. Services every Sunday, a
iwuu. iu. uiiu :wii. m. ouiiuavscnoo! aisp. m
tEV. Matthew IlE.vBr, Missionary in charge-
It. Pleasant Cumberland Presbyterian.
t'hurch fonrmllessouth-westof Hmwnvllli. Scr.
Ivlces first Sabbath In each month. B. J. John
son, I'ftslQT.
rNtlnii Ch u rrh. Services every third Sunday
i eacn montn. oy j-.iaer Chas. Jtowv Social
iieetincseverySunday-atll a.iu Pravermeet-
I tngs Thursday evenings.
fntliolic Services every -lth Sunday Qf each
f month, at 10 o'cloch a. m. father CunnnlsRy.
I l'rlest.
Authorized Agents.
Titus TJros arc onr authorized agents at Xexna
lia City to receive and receipt for monies due us.
Thomas Bubbess is our authorized agent in Glen
Rock precinct to receive and receipt for monies
due us on subscription.
A J.Ritteh, atSL Dcrolrr.isonranthoriicd agent
atthatplace.torecelvesubscrlptlous and adver
tising, and to collect and receipt for monies dnc
Tiik Advertiske.
foiix S. Mikick Is our authorized agent at Aspin
wall.to receive subscription and advertising, and
called and receipt for monies due ns.
J. XV. Oavitt fs our authorized agent In Benton
precinct to receive nnd receipt for monies due us
on subscription.
FAIRBROTHER & HACKER,
Publishers Advertiser.
ber welfare, has no choice but to cling
to that party with whose administra
tion is associated tbe most brilliant
epoch In onr history ; whose work is
far from being dene, and which has
in its heart and brain more potential
ities of good for thecouutry In the fu
ture than can possibly be embraced in
any or all the organizations opposed
to it. To build up and support the
Republican party Is to do the most ef
fective work for the good of the coun
try. No patriotic man can injustice
to himself and his convictions permit
himself to be driven offfrom the grand
purpose by some disaffection upon n
question of minor importance, as all
questions which now divide Republi
cans are.
O'CONNOR'S RETURN.
AlelO'Drninntie Story Equaling In Ro
mantic Interest the Ad ventures of
Enoch Ardcn.
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
'Schools.
IrnwnvIH Union (3inIniIR(-nnnl. J.V.Me-
Kenrle. Principal Miss Jessie K. Rain, Assist
ant High 'School; Miss Ix.u Tucker. Grammar
Department: Miss Alice Hltt. 1st IntormHdl.-ito:
Miss Kate On. 2dIitermedIate: Miss Emma
Smith, 1st Primnry; MTS. Carrie Johnson, 2d Primary.
I. O. of O. F.
JrosvnvIIIo T.ortec No. 5, 1. 0. 0. P. Reirular
mwtlnca Teesdav evenlnsr of each week: Visit
ing brothers respectfully Invited. A. H,Gllore-,
X.G. Jas.Cocbran.Secy.
iNVranlta City Lodge Xo. 40, I. O. O. P.
.-neeis every ataiuraay. o. CZWOK.JN.U. .DAVID
TOUHTELOTT. Sec.
KnicKts of Pythias.
KkrcNIop I,odrc No. 15. K. P. Meets every
Wednesday evening In MasonlcHall. Visiting
Knights cordially Invited. J. B, McCXhk, C. C.
Wit. KAUrrsiAK, K. of R, S.
Masonic.
rTeiimiin nttey l.odKC No. 4, A. F. fc A. III.
Stated meetings "Saturday on or before the full
of each moon." lodge room open every Satur
day evening for lectures. Instruction and social
Intercourse. JCMcNaughton,W.M. B.F.Sou
der. Sec".
Bi-ownvIIIe Chnptcr No. 4. K. A. HI. Stated
meetings xecond'Oiursdavoreach month. B..W.
Furnas, M. E. II. P. A. R. Davison. Sec
Furnas Council No. M, It. S. iV S. I?. 31.
Stated mectlngssecondThursdav of each month.
J. C McXaughton, T. I. M. A. It. Davison, Rec
flit. Cn rfflcICommnndrrr No. 3, K.T. Slated
meetings "econd Monday In each mon jh. R. W.
Furnas. E.C; A. W. Xlckell, Rec.
Rosp mid TjilrConpIovcNo. 03, K.K. O.Tl.
&C.-Meets ntMnsonlc Hall on theflfth Mon
days. R. XV. Furnas, M. P. Sov. R. T.ltalncy,
!ecretary.
AtTnh rlinpter No. 2. Orderol the Eastern Star.
Stated meetings third Monday In each month.
Mrs. E. C. Handler, W. 3T.
Sooiotfes.
rbtraty Fnlr Assorlntion. R. A. Hawleyr
President; John Bath. Vice Presto 8. A. Os orn.
Secretary: J. M. Trowbridge. Treasurer. Mana
gers II. O. MInlck. S. Cochran. F. E. Johnson,
Thomas Bath, Geo. Crow. J. XV. GaviU
Chornl Union. J. C. McXaughton, Prcst. J. B.
Docker, Sec
Blake Drnmntic AHsocIntlnn. XV. T. Rogers,
Prest. J. B. Docker, Sec nnd Treas.
Metropolitan Cornet Ilnnd.D.T. Smith. Mu
sical Director. K. Huddart, Treasurer and Busi
ness Manager.
JJrovnvlIIo I.Itcrnrr Society. R. W.Furnas,
Psesldeut, A0. Cecil. Sec
I. O. ofG. T.
GBAXD KDGE OFFICERS.
Mks. ADA VAX PELT, W. G. C. T Lincoln.
II W. METOALF. W.G.C Tecuraseb.
5?Ri. It F. Markel. XV. G. V. T RIverton.
F. (!. K EEXS. XV. a. Sec Kearney.
jviiss i-.vA kasum. w. u. rrcas rails city.
A. J. SKEEX. W. O. M Brownvllle.
w. t. wAitiiKi. w. u. cnan zseDrasKauur.
A. J. S1CEEX- Dlsu Hep. for Xemaha County.
Brownvllle Lodge No. CD, I. O. ofG.T
Meets every Friday evenlnglnOddFellows Hall,
over Xlckell'fl drug store. Main street. Stran
gers of our order visiting tbe city are Invited to
meet wun us. i u. liuiDuni. w. c r. Ben.
liorance. Sec O. W. Folrbrother. Sr.. L. II.
Nrmnhns CVcy LoiTceNb 3 OIK Meets every
M mdayevenlng. Mrs.S. A. Huntington-, W.CT.
John P. Crother.Scc P. Crotbor; L. D.
AHpinvrnll Lodso No. 10S. Meets everr Bat-
uraaj-evening. Jonn s. aiiuick, vcwis- 'a. J.
Hltt, Sec
Zlon.No. 137. Meets every Tliursday evening,
at the Kennedy School House, two miles north
west of Brownvillc J. II. liorance. W.CT. Oeo.
Sanders.Sec H.O.MImc, E. D., Brownvllle.
Security. No. 135. Meets every Saturday even
ing, at Falrvlew Church, six miles south west of
Brownvllle John-Maxwell. W.CT. II. H. Bow
nam. XV. S. Geo. Crow, L. D., Brownvllle
Linden, No. OS. Meets everv Saturday evenlntr.
at LlndcnSchool House, six miles north west of
rnenaan. ii. u. uooa. w.ut. M.A. Palmer,
Sec H. F. Palmer, L. D., Sheridan.
IMenwnnt I'ralrlc. No. 100. Meet every Satur
day evening, at Bratton School House, Benton
precinct. M. L. Eastwood. W.CT. E. Elwell,
Sec B. H. Bailey, L. D.. Bratton P. O.
llrdforil, No. 1 00. Meets every Friday evening
at Coal Tar School House, four miles south west
f Xemaha City. Jno.Stokes.W.C.T. P.Young
Be. C. Tucker, L.D., Xemaha City.
SherIdnB,No.lfl2. Meets every Saturday even
ing. T. J. Gell, W.CT Bobt. Bryant, Sec Geo.
Harmon, L.D.
f Other lodges In the countv that desire a nlace In
this directory will please Inform us of name, num-
er. wnen ana where it meets, names or Dresiamg
otlTceirand secretary, together with any other In-
rormauon'inpymay ivjsd to communicate.
BUSINESS CARBiv
a s. hollahay;
Xl. Pliyslclan, Surgeon, Obstetrician.
Graduated In 1S51. Located In Brownvllle 1S.V.
OlIIce,t Main street, Brownvllle, Xeb.
T L. HULBURD.
Jj. ATTORNEY AT LAW
And Justice or the Peace. Oilice In Court House
Building. Brownvllle, Xeb.
STULL & THOMAS,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
onice. over Theodore Hill &. Co.'s store, Brown-vjIIe.Xet.
T L. 6C7HICK,
ii ATTORNEY AT L AAV.
Ottlce over J.L. McGee&Bro'sstorc, Brownvllle,
Xebrasks.
T H. BROADY,
t) Attorney anil Counselor nt Law,
OQlce overstate Bank.BrownvlUe.Xeb.
XXT T. ROGERS.
W -A
It Is estimated that Chicago will
contribute about $20,000 for the relief
of the yellow-fever sufferers.
The question of dividing Texas in
to two States is being agitated pro and
:con by the press of thut State.
Archbishop Puroell says of Kear
ney : "He rs a vile-mouthed black
guard, and the less notice is taken of
hitn the better it will bo for society."
Major Samuel Wainright.of thesix
teenth infantry, has been dismissed
from the army. He is a brother-in-law
of Adjutant General Towusend,
and wus court-martialed for drunken
ness. The use of steam on street railroads
is expressly provided for In several
!bilis passed by the British Legisla
ture. TheBpeedis limited to eight
miles in towns, and ten miles in the
country.
It is computed that Minnesota Is cap
able of producing 700,000,000 bushels
of wheat aunualiy, and that the wa
ter power of Minneapolis alone oau
manufacture half of it into flour.
The wealth of California now is dug
from her tillable fields moie than from
her mines, and fifty men make for
tunes iu agricultural pursuits where
one man "strikes it rich" in raining.
The island of Cyprus at one time
contuined nine different kingdoms,
and more than a million inhabitants.
Owing to the alleged peculiar temper
ament of its people, it was called "the
homo of love and beauty."
The proper authorities are now en
gaged iu erecting a monument over
the grave of Thomas Jefferson, at
Monticello, in oocordance with the
design of a monument of which Jeff
erson was himself the author. Con
gress, at the last session, appropriated
$5,000 for the purpose.
When the late lamented eclipse was
doing its level best In New Mexico,
the Peublo Indians, believing that
the sun god was angry, ordered 200
women to strip naked and run around
the race-track until the danger was
ouer. The women obeyed the order,
and na the shadow passed off were
bailed as the saviors of the world.
Turks or Mohammedans of liberal
views are not tolerated in Syria.
Therefore, we have the extraordinary
spectacle of liberal Mahommedans
coming to the United Slate for the
6ame reason that brought the Pilgrim
'Fathers to A'merico.
Wru. Home, In the account of his
travels in Great Britain, says : "I am
oharmed with the attractive and pic
turesque oppearance of English farms.
Especially beautiful are the oommon
hedge fences of tho country. They
have a lovely, softening appearance.
One particularity attracted my atten
tion, and this was the uneven shape
and size oi the 'closes,' or fields."
In time of need the colored people
of the South come to the front. Iu
stricken Memphis the colored men
have organized to relieve dlstreBB, to
guard deserted Ijoubcs and property,
und the press dispatch reports that
the negroes on the police force are
among the most eflicient officers on
duty. This conduct of tho colored
hpeople, we are tofd, has greatly In
creased the confidence of those who
were once their masters.
The Republfcans' of Illinois have
made twelve of the nineteen nomina
tions for Congress. In every instance
except one, where the present incum
bent is a Republican, there was a re
nomination. Republicans in Illinois
do not regard this as a good time to
trade off tried and true men for those
without experience in legislation.
The Vicksburg Herald (Indepen
dent) has aroused the Ire of the South
ern Democratic papers. The New Or
leans Democrat scolds like n pick
pocket because theZferaW said of Jeff.
Davis' speech :
"We despise and spit upon secession
as one of tho most devilish dogmas
ever devised by ambitious political
leaders. We do not believe men
should make governments as they do
limited partnerahipsto be dissolved
at the caprice of a very small portion
of their number, if that portion hap
pens to be a State. When govern
ments are formed there is no such
thing as peaceably splitting them up
into the parts of which they were
made. There never was, and never
will be, any Buch thing as peaceable
secession. But here comes Mr. Dav
is, in 1S7S, proclaiming his faith in
this wretched evil; the South should
disown the doctrine.audask of him to
be 'let alone'."
To tills tlie editor of the Democrat
replied : "Mr. Davis Is simply a man
of firm convictions, believing now
what he always believed, and the ed
itor of the Democrat and thousands of
others? think with him."
Replying to the Herald, the Augus
ta (Ga.) Chronicle and Sentinel said :
"We do uot hesitate to say that, very
far from being the raving of a lunatic,
it is a noble exposition of true princi
ples, without which this government
must ultimately perish." This ques
tion is not a personal one. It turns
on the old issue of union against ee-
Spcclnl Telegram to the Dally News.
Owego, N. Y., Aug. 14. this place
has a very remarkable, but an entire
ly true story, which is the general
topio of conversation.
In 1863 a man named O'Conner kept
the Side Hill House, three miles north
of Owego. Ho was arrested In that
year, tried and convicted for passing
counterfeit money, and sentenced to
two years in the State Prison. He
waB married and had two children.
He never returned home, and his wife,
believing him dead, was married in
1869 to a shoemaker named Berry. A
day or two ago O'Connor made his ap
peurance in Owego. Berry, Ills wife's
second husband, was absent from
home. O'Connor obtained an Inter
view with the wife. She accompanied
him to Horneilsville, where one of his
children, a daughter who had grown
up and married during his absence,
lived. Berry ooming homo and find
ing out the situation, went to Hor
neilsville, found his wife, and asked
her if she would go back or intended
to live with O'Connor. She decided
to return toOwego. O'Connor left on
tho next train, taking with him a son.
a young man aged 17 years. He is go
ing to Soutli America. He says that
after being released from Auburn
Prison lie went to St. Louis. There
he joined a band of .bank robbers.
They robbed an Illinois bank of $240,
000. O'Connor's share of the spoils
was $25,000. With this he fled to
Cuba. He was followed, arrested,
brought back, and sentenced to ten
years in Joliet. His treasure lit se
creted in Cuba. On his release in
187G he went directly back to Cuba
and recovered his spoils. With this
money lie went to Brazil, where lie
has acquired wealth and poshion
He came to this country for his fami
ly. He had in his possession $23,000
in coin, $10,000 of which, it is said,
he gave to his wife.
Plain Sandwiches. Cut some
very thin slices of bread from a square
loaf baked iu a tin ; butter them, and
place very thin slices of ham, beef
tongue, combeef or game between the
slices. Season them with salt (and
mustard if liked), press tiiem on a
clean board witli the blade of a large
knife, cutoff the crusts evenly, and
divide them Into oblong squares.
Pile them on a table napkin, and
serve j or keep them till you go on a
picnic and then eat them.
A pretty girl stepped into a shop
where her spruce young man stood
behind the counter. In order to re
main as long as possible site cheapen
ed everything, and at last said, "I
believe you think I nm cheating
you?" "Oil, no," said tho young
ster; "to me you are always fair."
"Well," whispered the lady, blush
ing, "I would not stay so long bar
gaining if you were not so dear."
S
AM FORD
RADICAL 0U
For OATAHRH
P'STAKTLY relieves and permanently cures thi3
loathsome dlseasu In all its varying stages It
posscBees tho soothing and hcultnsr propertied of
plants, herbs and barks In their essential rorm. tree
from every fibrous contamination, and la this re
spect ilIuYrs from every other known rcmody. In
one short year it has found its way from tho Atlantic
to tho l'aciflc coast, and wherever known has be
como Uio standard remedy for tho treatment of Co
tarrh. Tho proprietors havo been waited upon by"
gentlemen of national reputation who havo been
cared by this remedy, and who have, at consider
Ulo OXDCnso nnd ncrsonal trnnhln. nnrpnrl thn
pood news throughout tho circles In -which they
uucujuuuuariiwcaiuiy KcmjfluiAnat in-
I. DB. COLHAPP.
MANUFACTURER AND DEALEll 1$
althyjreE
ly, " loi
An old darkey was endeavoring to
explain his uufortunate condition.
"You see"' remarked Sambo, "it was
in tills way as I can remember; Fust
my fadder died, den my mudrier
married agin; and den my mudder
died, and dpn my fadder married
agin ; and somehow I doesn't seem
to have parents at all, nor no home,
no nuflln."
move,
tCIUCrcnco and refinement Mr. Town mv llfn tn
Banford's Radical Curo," you may feel assured
unit it is uu arucio oi ffTcni vaine, ana worthy
to bo classed among tho standard medical speclflca
of the day.
TUB benefit I derive from Its dolly nso Is to mo
invaluable.
HEXRY WELLS, of Wells, Faboo & Co.
IT has cured me after twelve years of unlntor
rnptcd snffcrintr.
GEO. W. HOUGHTON', Wat.tttav, Mass.
I FOLLOWED tho directions to the letter nnd em
happy to say I have had a permanent cure.
D. W. GHAT, ii. D.,SIcscateje, loyrx.
I HAVE recommended it to quite annmbcr of my
friends, nil of 'whom have expressed to mo
their high estimate of Its value and good effects
with them.
WM. BOWEK. 223 Petz St., St. Louis.
AFTER using two bottles I find myself perma
ncntly cured. I havo sinco recommended
over one hundred bottles with the greatest suc
cess. WM. W. ARMSTRONG,
159 Haerisox Ave., Bostos.
E have sold Sastord's Radical Cvnxz for
OS
CO
g $
r H
is o
63
w
nearly one year and can say candidly that
first complaint.
we never sold a similar preparation that garcsnch
universal satisfaction. We nave yet to learn of the
cession.
Speaking of General Grant and the
nomination in 1880, Senator Conkling
said to a Graphic reporter that Gen
eral Grant would probably do exactly
as his friends wished. If they asked
him to run because the good of the
country demanded It, he would do it.
A chance of defeat would make no
difference with Grant, as "he Is the
truest and most magnanimous of
mcu.
A Typographical Crime.
ruddy's Pig.
Attorney and Counselor atLatv.
"WlllctvedlllKentattentlon to anyleealbuslncss
entrusted to his care. Office In the Roy building,
Brownvllle. Xeb.
Q A. OSBORN,
onice, Xo. 81 Main street, Brownvlle, Xob.
J W. GIBSON,
BLACKSMITH AND HORSE SIIOER.
Work done to order and satisfaction guaranteed
Tlrs4 street, between ilaln and Atlantic, Brown
Uro-.Neb.
PAT.
CLINE,
FASniONAni.13
BOOT AXB SHOE MAKER
CUSTOM WORK" made to order, andiflto-al ways
cnarsnteed. Repairing neatly and promptly done.
Shop, Ko. 27 Mhln street, Brownvllle, Neb.
SHIPPER AND DEALER IK
T M. BAILEY,
SHIPPER AS
live stock:
BSDWNYILLE, NEBRASKA.
Farmcm, please call and get prices r r want
Co-handlb your stock;
Office 34 Main street, Hbadley balldlng.
EErUBLICANS.
Kcnsons Why They Should Support
Their Tarty
Hossiter Johnson writes: it one
book must be singled out nnd doomed
never to receive decent typographical
treatment, It should have been any
other than the Bible. I should like
to see what could be the effect of giv
ing it n fair chance. I believe it
would be read if it were made read
able. We ought, to have oue edition
of it without foot-notes unless in
rare cases where these were absolute
ly necessary. Where the italicised
words are necessry to a complete nnd
idomatic rendering they should
be printed in plain .Roman, when
not thus necessary they should be
dropped. .
Instead of verses we should have
paragraphs, nnd ail figures and indi
cations of the verses abolished. Con
versations should be printed in brok
en paragraphs, with quotation marks
just as a novel. Poetry should be
printed as poetry. Instead of being
crowded iuto one volume, the book
should be iu four or five moderate du
odecimo volumes with large type and
good paper, so that it could be at once
held out without tiring the arm to
read without straining the eyes. Fi
nally this book should iiave a good
analytical iudex. A cumbrous con
cordance Is not an index, and does
not serve the purpose of one. If pre
sented In sucli a form, tho Bible
might be enjoyed as literature and
(perhaps better understood as a divine
authority.
To Tighten. Wagon Tires.
I did meet with a few extraordinary
mean men in Sydney. There was one,
a mprchant-prince, who made a boast
that he had neverglven away shilling
in his life. So far as I know, lit only
departed from his extreme selfishness
on one occasion, and the circunstan
ces are worth relating. One morning
a poor Irishman stepped int his
counting iiouse, and looking tho very
picture of misery said :
'Oh! may it piase yer Honor, I've
iost a pig the only ,'pig I had and
misthress , the governess, hasg'v-
en me a pound, and sint me to you nr
another. She says you have enough
gould to buy a st3r wid, and will 'je
sure to give me a little.'
At first old hard-fist refused ; upn
which Paddy threw himself on astod,
and raised sucli a piteous wail that tie
merchant, thinking he was mad abmt
the death of his pig, gave iiim tie
pound to get quit of him. Next diy
the proprietor of the defunct porler
was passing the warehouse, and s'O
ing ills benefactor at the door, tomb
ed his hat to him.
Well, did you get drunk with tiat
pound, or buy another pig?' asled
the ricli man, grufily.
Bought a pig, jer Honor, n daring
little tiling, wid a awatc tw 1st it. Iub
tail, like a lady's curl.'
'Weil, it is to be hoped you'll take
better oare of him than yon did cthe
other. What did he die of?'
Die of ? Did yo say die of. row?
Why git out wid ye he teas so jit J
killed him '
No man cau go down into the dun
geon of his experience, aud hold the
torch of truth to all the dark cham
bers and hidden cavities, and not
come up with a shudder and chill us
lie thinks of the time when he un
dertook to talk politics with the deaf
old father of his first sweetheart
while the girl was present.
The physical development exhibit
ed by the university students in
Scotland has been ascertained by
Scotch professors to belong in the
first degree to tho Scotch and Scotoh
Irish from Ulster accustomed to feed
on oat meal ; Englishmen, not given
to the porridge, rank far below in
measurement.
6. D. BALDWIN & CO., WAsnnr qtox, Ltd.
THE curo effected In my case by Sajttoed's Radi
cal Cuek was so remarkable that it seemed
to those who had suffered without relief from any
of the usual remedies that It could not be true. J
therefore mado affidavit to It before Seta J.
Thomas. Eq, Justice of tho Peace. Boston.
GEOKGE F. DiySMQRE, DBUoaiST, BosTOS.
Each packnjro of SAirromVs Radicai, Ccez con
tains Dr. Sanford's Improved Inhaling, Tube, and
full directions for its use In all cases. Frlco, $1.00.
For sale by all wholesale and retail drugjrists and
dealers throuKhont the United States and Canadas.
WEKKS & POTTEK, General Agents and Whole
sale Druggists, Boston, Mass.
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An Electro-Galvanic Battery combined
with a highly Medicated Strengthening
Plaster, forming tho best Plaster for pains
and aches in tho World of Medicine
A MOSBID SWEHIHrG.
Gentlemen. 1 sent for one of COLLET'S VOL-
i aiu iu.AST.EK5, and it has been of great bencut
Tweuty years ago a New Hampshire
man named Lewis stepped on a
needle, which broke as it entered his
foot, but the peices were not removed.
Last summer tho eye half came out
through a sore under iiis left knee,
aud not long ago the remainder was
taken from the fleshy portion of his
right hand.
An old man in the refreshment
trade was telling some of the boys the
otherjdtiy that he once knew a young
lady who missed an oiler of marriage
by refusing to partake of icecream.
The unanimous verdict of his auditors
was that no opportunities of that
kind go to waste in preseut times.
In reducing a swelllngln my left side that two phy-
ine spieci
nor.
L. A. BISTER.
Biclans pronounced Enlargement of the Spleen,
uuu ouuprouounceait an ovarian inmor.
Cyxtiiiasia, Ixd., March 20, 1Si7.
THEY ARE THE BEST.
Gentlemen, Enclosed you will find $23, and 1
wish you would send mo another dozen of your
COLLINS VOLTAIC PLASTEUS. By the above
you will bcc that I can do something to help others
In sonio way even If I am not able to be up and
around. There aro a number who hayo tried your
plasters who had given out that all plasters were
good for nothing, and now Join with me that thay
are the best they have ever tried. I have got along
tills winter better than I kave before In threo
years. Wished I could have heard of your plasters
before. Yours, 4 c,
LOP.ETTA M. CBOSS.
Ballsto Spa, N. T., March 27, 1ST?.
3ErIoo, as Cents.
Be careful to call for COLLJXS VOLTAIC PLAS
TER lest yon get some wortBlees imitation. Sold
by aU Wholesale and Betall Druggists throughout
the United States and Canadas, and by WEEKS &
POTTER, Proprietors, Boston, Mass.
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BIOWITVILIjB
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Tell a woman that England had
changed to a republic; the Sand'wich
Islands had sunk, and Lake Erie had
dried up, she wouldn't exhibit half
the interest that would post-ess her
over the statement that something
had at last been invented to remove
freckles.
o i-.
A dry goods drummer, having an
hour's-leisure, went into a Paterson
foundry the other moring, and, going
too close to the machinery, a ten-ton
trip hammer hit him iu the cheek
and broke itself all to pieces. He
immediately left town to avoid a suit
for damages.
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CHAELES 3STEIDI-IA.IIT,
Manufacturer nnd Dealer In
Foreign and Domestic Marble, Monuments,
TOMB STONES, TABLE TOPS, &c, &o.
PFfTA f DFTfrW A 'ordcrf Promptly lllled.and satisfaction gnn-ant-ed
uJrr.Vil.ril-1 J-CiJlU LlO Olllce and ard, Main street, between Cth and 7 h
FURNISHED M. M. CONNER, Traveling Agent
2SCHKSH
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fe33 E2S3 Vfeg'E
For TEN YEARS TWTT'S PIL.L.S
have been the recognized standard
Fami) y ITXedic i no in all the Atlantic
States From ItZainc to AXcxico,
scarcely a family can be found that
does not use them. It is now pro
posed to make their virtues known
in the WEST, with the certainty
that tvx soon oo tcetod tlioy will be
come as popular there as they are
at thettorui and South.
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English race horses are fed oi the
best upland hay, of which abott six
to eight pounds are given to e:ili on
the average daily, anil fFom fiften to
tweuty pounds of the best oafc. ii
some cases beans being substitute! for
the latter. The quantity of bsj var
ies according to the constitution- The
limit to tho oats is the appefte, the
trainer taking care to notquitesatisfy
the horse, which would prodwe sati
ety and disgust.
Q.EORGE ARSMTRONG,
GRAIN DEALER,
Broivnville, PTebraglco.
Farmers, please call on me for prices. I
will give you the highest the market will
aCbrtr, qb I am desirous of handling your
grain. 4ltf
MARSH HOUSE,
JOSEPH ffPELT, PROPRIETOR.
Livery Stable In connection with the House.
p-Slnge Office for all points East, "Wcst.-tta
.O-North, South. Omnibuses to-ffia
3connec't with all trolns.sr
SASlPuS ROOM FIRST FLOOR.
I have found the following way to
tighten wagon tires to bo successful:
Apply leather rings between the
shoulders on the outer ends of the
spokes and the corresponding por
tions of tbe fellies, which may be
done as follows: Procures' number of
small pieces of leather, from nn Inch
and a half to two inches In diameter;
with a sharp knife nnd compasses, or
with a cutting punch, make round
holes in the centre of these pieces,
and make a straight cut from the hole
to the outer edge of the pieces so as to
form open rings. The holes must be
made of a siae that will nicely fit
the tenons on the outer ends of the
spokes. Place a fulcrum on top of
the hub on which place 3'our lever,
with Its short end under the felly
near a spoke; have an assistant bear
down ou the outer eud sufficiently to
raise the felly, and expose the shoul
der and tenon of the spoke; open
your leather ring and fit It nicely
around the tenon, holding It to its
place while your assistant relaxes the
lever, and settles the felly firmly up
on the leather by a blow or two on
this there Ib no mistaking the faot 'the tire. Having repeated the pro
cess with a- suflkuent number of
spokes to make the tire all right,
trim off the projecting leather even
with the surface of the spokes, and
your task will be done. If your piec-
- Soolc-Keeners. Reporters.
rr 3r- Operators, School Teachers
fSte2?fW
ZtGrfeai'Mercaritileeonese, Keokuk, Iowa ' loves hiB country aud earnestly desires
From Toledo Blade.
The question which every disaffect
ed Republican f-houfd pnt to himself
before he commits himsolf against the
party Ib, Whether it is iu any way
possible that he cau secure better re
sultsby votlug with some other party ?
If he will review all the elements In
this query we are satisfied that his an
swer wiW'be in the negative, and that
he will be compelled to admit that
not only can ho not hope to better
himself, but further that he cannot do
so well. The Republican party is not
all that any of us would like ; many
of its minor acts are opposed to our
ideas of right and expediency, and
we frequently wish that -some of Its
leaders we?e different, but with &M
mat me worst oi .Ltepuuiiuuui&ui ia
much superior to the best of Democ
racy. There is nothing whloh any
Republican can complain of that will
be righted, or even bettered", by the
euccess of the Democrats or the Na
tionals, while there are many tbingB
of much more importance that will
be irretrievably injured by the suc
cess of those parties. The road to im
provement in any particular is
through the Republican organization.
I It is the only one which has the ca
pacity or inclination to effect reforms.
Attempts at such by other parties are
simply thinly diBguised schemes of
corruption. The Republican who
Stewed Cahijage. Shred a small
cabbage as for cold-slaw; bo It in
water for twenty minutes, thai drain
thoroughly and cover with sweet
milk. Cook until tender; sason to
taste with butter, pepperand olt, and
just before serving add the yo'k of a
beaten egg mixed with a little sweet
cream. Thd dish is very gool with
out this latter addition, and aavorite
with mauy who dislike plain boiled
cabbage.
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An Alabama woman recenty gasp
ed her jaw out of joint. Later.
Seventeen hundred applications have
Bince been received from married
men, asking her how the tiingwas
accomplished, and the most avorable
circumstances for such an jndertak
ing. Elmira Gazette.
What good is they, anyiow?"
scornfully remarked n bootblack, re
ferring to the fair sex. "Did yu ever
know one ou'era to stop and give a
a feller a job? Not much? They
ain't got no shoes on fit to bheken,
nnj'ways."
es of leather should be spongy, ham
mer them down some before using.
B. Ii. in Western Mural.
"Marriage Ceremonies Performed
Free" is the sign displayed by an
Ohio Justice. He keeps a tava-n, and
is satisfied with the profit on what
the bridal parties eat and drink.
A Missouri writer says : If a boy
ten years of age starts on the western
prairie with ten sheep, and permits
them to multiply until he is twenty
one years of agxi, lie then will be a
rich man.
'It's agin my profession to tell,'
was the answer of Sara Bass, the dy
ing Texas bandit, to a request for
Information iu regard to his accom
plices. Dr. Cameron, of Dublin, says that
the secret of female beauty is a layer
of fat under the skin. That's why n
1250 pound woman Is always hand
some.
Russian ladies ore apt to exceed la
dies of other countries in the number
of bracelets they wear. From 12 to 20
are often seen on their arms.
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A man in Detroit has reoently in
vented nn apparatus for arresting and
extinguishing sparks. Are the girls
going to stand that?
l rm
When a woman begins to linve a
catnt her elbow at meal time, and
gives it sweatened milk that's a
symptom.
A young lady rebukiugly asks ns,
which id the worst, to lace tight or
to get tight.- Wo give it up we
never laced.
Twins have occurred fifty-six times
in Ohio within the past year, so great
is tho demand for Ohio men.
DO THEY CURE EVERYTHIBG?
NO. They ae intended for dis
oasosthat resuitfrom malari
al Poison and a Doranc;ed
Liver.
DR. TUTT l:a.s rirvotcd twcnty-Ovc
years to tho study of tbcl.iier mid tho
rcMiut Ims fU'KiiuiHtratccl that It c.xcrt
Rn-atcr iitdui-nce ovi-r tlip bystrm than
niiy other nr-un ol" the body ; DiKOsticn
unil Assimilation of thr fond on which,
ilcia-nds tho -vitality oi' tho body, Is i-ni-ried
on through it; the regular aitlon of
the borreN di'icmlt o:i ir, nnd vi hi-n these
function ure demised, the Heart, the
IJrain, the Kidneys, the Skin, in fuel the
entire organism is affected.
SVMPTOFilS OF S
DISORDERED LIVER,
Dull Pain in the Side and Shoulder, loss of
Appetite; Coated Tongue; Costivo Bowels;
Sick-headache; Drowsiness; Weight in
the Stomach oiler eating, with Acidity and
Dolching up of Wind ; low Spirits ; loss
of Energy ; Unsociability ; and forebodings
ofEvfl.
IF THESE WARNINGS ARE NEGLECTED,
SOON FOLLOWS
DYSPEPSIA, BILIOUS FEVER, CHILLS, JAUN
DICE, COLIC, NERVOUSNESS, PALPITATION
0FTHE HEART, NEURALGIA, KIDNEY DISEASE,
CHRONIC DIARRHEA, AND A GENERAL
BREAKING DOWN OF THE SYSTEM.
IIEED THE WuLRXnTG!
TUTFS PILLS.
The first dose produces an ef
fect which often astonishes tho
sufferer, giving1 a cheerfulness
of mind and bouyancy of body,
to which he washeibrc astranjj
er. They create an Appetite,
Good Digestion, and
SOLID FLESH AND HARD MUSCLE.
A LOUiSANA PLANTER SAYS :
" My plantation ia in a malarial district. Fcr
ecrcrnl years I could not make half a crop on
account of sickness. I employ one hundred and
fifty bauds, often half of them were sick. I was
nearly discouraged when I began tho use of
XUTrsPliLIiS. 1 used them as a pre
caution as well as a cure. The result wzb
THE AMERICAN FMT DRIES,
OE PNEUMATIC EYAPOKATOK.
Correct Principles'- Correctly Applied 1
Exclusively Original and Jladically 2Sreiv
In the History of Fruit Driers I
Th e Drier for th e Million I
Simple, Durable and Portable I
A Household Necessity!
PEICELIST,
INCLUDING EVAP0KAT0R AND FURNACE, ALL COMPLETE i
Wo 1-18 inches wide, 6 feet long, 3 lines of trays, S40 on car.
No. 2 24 do 8 do 3 do 60 do
No. 3-36 do 16 do 4 do 150 do
Tlie A-mexicaii Drier
ii M.ni.iMst nrpmlum? In every Instance where It has been exhibited
KKh aua for u,c supcr,or " or tho
ilouc containing much information of vnlne to overj- Farm
Grocer and a full and Interesting history of tho value or Kvnp
s the parties who buy them. Ac, and Investigate our claims.
fruits and vegetables cured upon it.
Send for juuswnieu wuanie
or, Fruit Orowcr. ueaiei u ui
nmtcd and Conserved rults,
BOBT. W. FXJRWAS,
Brownville, Nebraska,
For all territory west of the Mississippi
Klver ond castor the uocity .uoumuiu, y
whom all communications bhould be ad
dressed pertaining to that region.
HERAL WEST
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tlculurs to II.
In roar own town. V' outfit free.
Header, ir you want a business at
perSOllOI ClUierJlii..'- """"fi
:ne time they work, write tor iar
allett & Co.. rortlantl, Me. olj 1
Hallett .
marvellous; my laborers became hearty, robust,
aim nappy, ami i nave nau no tnnner iron Die.
With these Pills I would not fear to live in the
Misery does not always love com
pany if tho company happens to be
mosquitoes.
What la the difference between a
hungry man and a glutton? One
longs to eat, and the other eats too
long.
9
What Is the difference between a
watchmaker and a jailor? One Bella
watches and the other watches cells
A long controversy in the columns
of the London Shilling Magrzine on
spelling reform opens withan article
on "1,212 Ways of Spelling Scissors."
Cotswold lambB for size aid South
downs for quality; the sane Is true
of sheep for mutton.
But for the farmer and gaidener all
other vocations and professions would
languish and perish.
.
Bran appoints, but womaa disappoints.
CONSUMPTION CURSD.
An old physician, retired from practice, having
had placed in his hands by an East India mission
ary the formula oi a simple vegetable remedy for
the speedy and permanent cure for consumption,
bronchitis, catarrh, asthma, and all throat and
lung affections, also a positive and radical cure for
nervous debility and all nervous complaints, after
having tested Its wonderful curative powers In
thousands or cases, has felt it hla duty to make it
known to his suffering fellows. Actuated by this
motive, and a desire to relieve human suffering. I
will send, free or charge, to all who desire It. this
recipe, with full dlrectlonsfor preparing and using,
in German. French, or English. Sent by mall by
addressing with stamp, naming this paper, W. XV.
Sherar,U9 Towers' Block, Rochester, New York.
M
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A CARD.
To all who are suffering from the errors
nnd indiscretions of youth, nervous weak
ness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c, I
will send a recipe that Trill euro yoc, FREE
OF CHARGE. This great remedy was dis
covered by a missionary in SontbrAmerlca.
Send a self-addressed envolopo to the Rev.
Joseph T. Ininan; Station D. Bible Iiouse,
New York City.- - 19x
Okofonokec swamD."
E. KIVAL, Bayou Ssns, La,
"BEST P'LL IN EXISTENCE."
" I have used your Pills for Dyspepsia. Weak
Stomach and Ken-oneness', and ccn say I never
liad any thing to do mo so much good In thd
way of median e. They are as good as you rep
resent them. I recommend them as tho Beat
Pill in existence, and do all I can to acquaint
others with their good merits."
J. WTIB1JETTS, Dacota, MlSH.
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