Nebraska advertiser. (Brownville, Nemaha County, N.T. [Neb.]) 1856-1882, June 28, 1877, Image 4

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Its Time to go to Bed.
'Tin strange how pa does act sometimes,
When I Imve got a bean ;
He Eecmsto think It jnsMhe time
Authority to show.
He never thinks lilmsoironceyputif;.
But thinks mo old 1 instead;
But raps apon the floor and eliouts,
"It's time to so to bed."
Now all was silent when, at last.
Ills saddened heart to cheer,
I said, "You must not mind pnpu,
lie's getting old and queer."
Ho sat as still as any post,
And not a word was bald ;
When lo, another rap and shout
"It's time to go to bed."
Said poor Gcorgo, "Mny, I now must go,
And let folks go to bed;
" He's knoc.iod upon tho floor now twice.
He'll knock noxt upon my head."
"But you must come again, dear George;
Itcmcmbcr pa Is old.
It he was young like yoo.aud I,
I'm sure he would not scold."
But George never came again,
The knocking scared him out;
And always when I'vogot a beau
Fa's got to bang and shout.
But I have got another, now.
And Johnnie is bis name;
'Xls true that pa still bangs and shouts.
But Johnnie, he Is game.
"I think your papa has retired"
It was no sooner said,
When Instantly tho rap and shout
"It's time to go to bed."
1 quickly bade dear John good night,
Up to my room did go.
And what happoned quite soon after
You very soon shall know.
I crept quite 6llcnt down the stairs.
While John outside did wait ;
I threw my bhawl about myself
And joined him at tho gate.
Hours at the gate passed pleasantly
Between dear John and I;
I could not now cnumoratc,
No, not If I should try.
Pa says dear John has common senso
In not staying so late.
But knows not half the sparking done
By ns down at tho gate.
13ear papa, no more raps and shouts
For us to go to bed,
There Isn't so much sitting np
Since John and I were wed.
Prom a letter by Charles Warren Stoddard.
A SIUHT IX STA3IB0UL.
Seraglio of the Snltnn A Look Into
the Garden of the Houris.
Het ua drop in at the seraglio. The
tongue of Stamboul is thrust into the
midst of tho waters of the Golden
Horn, tho BoBnhorus and the Sea of
Marmora. It Is an oblong hill
crowned with white walls, domes and
minarets, and hedged in about with
groves of black, funereal oypresse9.
Hero stands the eeragllo which was
for fifteen centuries tho abiding place
of the Ottoman Emperors. It is now
UEed only on state occasions, and the
palace, the courts and the Innumera
ble tenements that cover the promon
tory the-ground plan of the seraglio
Is nearly three miles In circumference
are battered, dusty, and out of re
pair. Tho Sublime Porte Is singularly ug
ly, and anything but sublime. The
buildings that oluBter about tho sev
eral oourts havo not, for the most part,
the slightest pretention to architectu
ral beauty or even dignity". The sec
ond court Is flanked by a row of nine
kitchens, looking very muoh Hkonine
limekilns. They are domed, but with
out chimneys, so the smoke passes out
through a hole In tho roof. Here the
Sultan and his court consume annu
ally about forty thousand oxen ; and
there were dally brought to tho table
two hundred sheep, ono hundred
lambs, ten calves, two hundred hens,
two hundred pullets, one hundred
pairs of pigeons, and fifty green geese.
Tho late Sultan Abd-ul Aziz was ac
customed to feeding his family aB
bountifully, and still he was not hap
py ! In the stables by the water side
a thousand horses were formally
stalled; and nmong tho cannon that
sweep the sea and the mouth of the
BosphoruB is ono huge old fellow at
whose hoarse voice Babylon surren
dered to Sultan Murad.
The tfh'iof attraction of tho seraglio
Is the treasury. Here, In a chamber
by no meauB large, Is gathered treas
ures such as one reads of in tales of
the genii. The actual value of this
etore of jewels is almost beyond con
ception. Each Sultan seeks to exceed
his predeceesor In the richness of his
additions to the collections, and the
result is a dazzling but not very Im
pressive array of theatrical-looking
properties, that might just as well be
made of glass and tinsel the effect
upon the spectator would be as pleas
ing. Imagine to yourself a carpet
crusted with pearls, many of them as
large as sparrows eggs; a throne of
gold, frosted with pearlB; draperies
for the horses ridden by the Sultans,
embroidered with pearls and rubles;
a cradle coated with precious stones,
Inlaid armor, jeweled helmets, sword
hilts one of these decorated with fif
teen diamonds, eaoh one as large aB
the top of a man's thumb ; coffee
trays of ebony, with a double row of
enormous diamonds, set close togeth
er; pIpe-stemB, nargllehs, sword belts,
caskets, and bushela of neoklaoos of
the most splendid description, heaped
together In glass show cases and flash
ing like fire-flies In the dark.
The moat costly article In the treas
ury is a toilet table, of lapis lazuli and
other valuable material, riohly Inlaid
with precious stones of every descrip
tion. The pillars that support the
mirror are set with diamonds, the
stem and olaws of the table are cov
ered with diamonds, emeralds, rubies,
carbuncles, etc.; along the edge of the
table hangs a deep fringe of diamonds,
with Immense solitaire tassels. The
whole Is a gorgeous bore.
Multitudes of attendents are sta
tioned through the apartment, and
you may be suro that you ore never
left for a aecond unobserved by these
watchful guardians of the treasure
house. What a relief It Is to with
draw Into the Kiosk of Bagdad, the
private library of the Sultan, sit with
in, eight walls that close about yon like
the exquisite panels of an ivory or
tortoise-shell fan, under a domo of rose
tint and gold mosaic, and, shutting
tho doors of bronze, Inlaid with pearl,
sgalnBt the world, to think how
pleasant a thing it Is ta be poor but
honest! On the shelves of the libra
ry tbero are several codices biougbt
from tho collection of King Mathlas
Coninus at Buda, and there are dain
ty rolls and folios of parchment laid
away, each in itBseparate case, and all
looking very much as if they were
not often disturbed. From the Kiosk
of Bagdad it Is pleasant to look down
into tho deep Garden of tho Houris,
sloping to the swift Bosphorus, and
to meditate on tho light of the harem
that has suddenly gone out forever,
quenched in that fatal flood; but,
thinking on the stifled cries and the
slimy shrouds dragged down into the
pitiless deep, It Is still pleasauter to
rise superior to tho situation, fee the
custodian, and thank heaven that you
you are not a girl !
Not the Wife's Fault. An Irish
man who had just landed, went toseo
his sister, who was married to a Yan
kee. The couple lived very happily
together, and when Pat camo the
gentleman took him over the place to
show it to him. Pat, at tho evidence
of his prosperity, said to his brother-in-law
:
".Begorra, you are very happy hero,
with this flno property to live on ;
me sister had good luck entirely, so
she had, in getting you for a hus
band." "Ah, yes," responded tho married
man, "we would bo very happy but
for one thing."
"And what's that?" asked Pat.
"Ah, Pat," returned the gentleman,
"I am sorry to say that wo have no
ohildren."
"No children!" exclaimed Pat;
'thin, begorra, it's not me sister Mag
gy's fault, for she had two before she
left Ireland, and that's the raysin me
father sint her to Ameriky !"
An old woman who has hurried, by
turn, four whisky-soaked husbands,
gives this advice to the joug girls, ir
respective of color:
Girls, don't marry a man that
drinks whisky. He may tell you
that you can save him, and that he
will go to the devil without you. Just
tell him to go, that the devil can get
along with one of you, for a hundred
chances to one, if you marry him he
will take you both there. Drunken
ness and misery aro Inseparable com
panions, and the man who drinks
whiskey has no business with a wife.
Again we say, girls, don't marry n
man that drinks.
When a Russian army officer or
other person of note 1b condemned to
exile in Siberia, he is first made to
kneel on a scaffold before the people,
while apaulots and decorations aro
torn off, and his sword broken over
his head. He Is declared legally dead,
and his wife, if ho Ismarried, can, if
she chooses, consider herself a widow.
His estates aro confiscated to the
Crown. If his wife and children fol
low him they can never return.
Mr. Spyker has a boy who 'nails'
things. One day he remarked in the
presence of both parents, 'Ma, I saw
Pa ki68 you in the woodshed, last ove-
Jning.'
'Hush, Johnn'; your Pa never
committed such a foolish act!'
'Yes ho did, Ma, 'cause I thought it
was Jane, and Jane said it wasn't her,
but you !'
Jane doesn't work there now.
A swarm of bees wero dislodged
from under the clapboards of an old
house at Greenfield, Mass., lately, af
ter they had been three yearB there.
The removal of the clapboards dis
closed a solid mass of honey extend
ing up between the studding seven
feet and five inches high, two feet
wide and four inches thick. The
honey, which was of tho very best
quality, weighed 150 pounds.
A girl ate seven pounds of heavy
wedding cake, in order thatshe might
dream of her future husband. She
dreamed that a man with teeth a foot
long, dog's feet and a hair lip, sat on
her all night, and, rather than marry
him, she contemplated suicide and an
early tomb, where the bobolinks sing.
'Now, my boy,' said the examiner,
'if I had a mince pie and should give
two-twelfths of it to John, two
twelfths to Isaao, two-twelfths to Har
ry, and should take half the pie my
self, what would there be left. Speak
out loud, so that all can hear.'
'The plate ! shouted the boy.
Joseph Medill Is in Washington
helping on the process of civil service
reform. His head is still very sore,
and tho approaoh of a woman stam
pedes him. The doctor advises rest,
and travel In any direction save to
ward Hamilton, Mass. JSTciv York
Tribune.
An exohange says, 'Shall wo cher
ish tho beautiful?' Of course wo
shall two or three at once, if neces
sary. It is a pretty mean sort of a
man who will not do all the oherish
lng ho can, when the preponderance
of women Is so great.
Comparisons aro odious. Tho Maj
or (rooking Nelly on his knee forount
Mary's sake) I supposo this Is what
you like, Nelly?1 Yes, it's very
nice. But I rode on n real donkey
yesterday. I mean one with four legs,
you know.'
The meeting of these two distin
guished persons (Tlldeu and Hen
dricks in the house where the Oregon
business was directed, will be a severe
rebuke to fraud. Cincinnati Commer
cial. Tho season is upon us again when
the young man with finances to cover
two plates of ioe cream, awaits breath
lessly the answer to, 'Will you havo
cake?'
Curran was onco asked by a judge
on the bench, 'Do you see anything
ridiculous In this wig V 'Nothing but
the head,' was tho reply.
An old lady's funeral in New York
the other day was attended by. her
daughter's daughter's daughter's
daughter's daughter.
USEFUL ItLCIPES. KftftfflYf lUffT (, s 'filf3 5bI 1W n fesr
Shirked Eggs. For each person,
break a couple of eggs intoa small tin
or earthen dish (the little yellow firt
proof baking pans are most suitable),
and place on the stove unttlstho whites
are ett and tho yolks begin to stiffen.
Remove and servo in tho saTie dish
set on a suueer or small plate. Eggs
cooked in this manner make'a deli
cious and wholesome break fae dish.
i
Fkied Rabbit. Take only young,
tender rabbits ; cut into join ts and af
ter soaking for an hour in salt and wa
ter, dry with a olean towel and dip in
beaten egg, then roll in powdered
cracker and fry brown in butter and
serve. A very delicious sauce for the
above may be prepared by mincing
three or four boiled onions arid stir
ring with a small cup of milk in'to
drawn butter eauce.
Bran, Coffee. A lady furnishes
the following to tho Western Mural:
In these times of economy and in
vention, my recipe for coflee may not
come amiss with some, and if all
would use it Instead of coffee, they
would bo better off in health as well
as purse. Take good whoat bran, have
It clean, of course; add molasses en
ough to just wet by rough stirring
(this will mako tho beverago sweet
enough); place on n tin in tho oven,
let it brown, and stir as you would
coffee, until all brown. To make it:
Boil the water, add the bran, table
spoon or more to each person ; let sim
mer down with rich milk, and let mo
hear about it, please.
A cube for small rox. 'I am
willing to risk my reputation as a pub
lic man,' wrote Edward Hinie to the
Liverpool Murcury, "If the worst
case of small-pox can not be cured in
three days, simply by the use of cream
ofturtar. One ounce of cream of tar
tar dissolved in a pint of water, drink
at intervals, when cold, is a cetain,
never-failing remedy. It has cured
thousands, never leaves a mark, nev
er causes blindness, and avoids tedi
ous liugering.'
Breakfast Gems. Ono pint of
sour milk, three tublespooufuls mo
lasses, two of sugar, one egg, one tea
spoonful soda; stir In enough Grah
am flour to make a very thick batter.
Drop from a spoon Into jrour gem
pans, and bake in a very quick oven.
Take from tho pan as soon as done,
and cover with a thick cloth until
wanted for the table. This recipe is
recommended by one who haB used it
satisfactorily for years.
To Preserve Eggs. After hatch
ing time is passed, collect thirty or
fifty dozen (or buy them fresh, while
oheap) and prepare a liquid thus:
One pint of oommon salt, one pint of
lime ; dissolve in four gallons of boil
ing water ; let it settle, and put the
eggs into tho liquor in stone jars
when cold. Cover the eggB entirely
in tho liquid, and use stone, not soft
crockery jars. Thus embedded, eggs
will- Uqep. for -twelvo moatlia, and
como out in good shape.
To Kill Flies. Take one ounce of
cobalt, pound it and place it in plates
with mixed spirits. The fumo3 will
kill the flies if tho room ia kept eloped.
Afterwad air the room. Another rec
ipe is to beat up the yolk of an egg,
with a table.-pooufui of molases aud
black pepper finely ground. Set it
about in shallow plates and the flies
will be rapidly killed. Oue dram ex
tract of quassia dissolved in a gill of
water, sweetened with a half gill of
molasses, will have the same effect, if
set around in flat dishes, to which tho
flies have acosss. Tho quassia act3 as
a narcotic
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OFFICIAL DIKECTOEY.
Distriot Officers,
s n. pound , Judge.
(5EO.S.faMlTlT District Attorney
WILLIAM 1L HOOVER district Clerk.
O. A. CIX'IL Deputy Clerk.
County Officers.
JARVJS S. cnuitCII County Judge
WILSON E. MAJORS Clerk and Itecorder
A. H.GILMOUE. Treasurer
DAVIDSON PLA&TE1U5 bheriir
K. E. EMtlGHT. Coroner
JAMKS M. HACKER .Surveyor
JOHN II. SHOOK. )
JONATHAN H1GGINS, J- Commissioners
J. H. PEERY. J
City Officers.
J.S. STULL Mayor
E. E. KHWGIIT. Police Judge
J. B. DOCKER. Clerk
W.T.R0GEKS Treasurer
GEO. II. LANNON Marshal
COUNCILMEN.
T. RICHARDS. 1 , . - -
JOSEPH RUDY. Ist ard
W. A. JUDKINS, ,, , .
J. J. MERCER, J 2nd Ward
LEWIS HILL. ) Ircl Wnl
C. NEIDHART, -3111 ard
O T FANCY CAltPS all stj lea with name 10 cts.
iO postpaid. J.JJ.Husted, Nassau. RensCo.N.Y.
O T Extra. Fine Cnrd. No twoalike.wlth name
AO 10 cts. J. K. Harder, Maided Rrldgo, N. Y.
17 IT HP Packase comlcLnvelopes.pk.comlcCards
f U I pack scroll curds,24 p.bookorFnnHill forio
..uiui. c & stamp. Novell Co.,Middleboro,Mass.
Seo this. Only SL50 capital required
to start canvassinK for MARK
a A.rrXj'?"-" 4XSUXV 3VXXJT-
JMMIll. ;T-
ply with stamp to John K.
HALLOWELL. 139 East
Elghth-st, New York.
"TTT Ml copy curiouslovelctter.lpk. comic card3,
J 1 1 pack popplngquestlon cards, all for locti.
n &&tamp. Fun CardCo.,MIddleboro, Mass.
TRIFLING
VvTXH A COLD IS ALWAYS DANGEROUS.
TJSB
WELLS' CARBOLIC TABLETS,
a sure remedy for COUGHS, nnd all diseases ol
the Til UO AT, IiUNUtit CHEST, and 1IU
COCs JHKMIlitAXK.
PUT UP ONLY IN BLUE BOXES.
taOLD U ALL DRUGGISTS.
C. N. CRITTENTON.7 Sixtk AVKKUKjfewYork
The Black Hills.
By H. N. Magcirh, whohas spent 12years in this
region. Latest accounts or Oold und silver pro
pects. Agricultural and Grazing resources, Cllmafe
Hunting, LIbhing. Indians, and Settlers Adven-
DKALKRx.orsent post-paid for 12c., br DON'XKL
IlJLOYDfcCo., lubs. Chicago, III. 52wl
17 FT TVI 1 pock acquaintance cards.l pack hdkCllIr-
U lltatlon, fpackycroll, nil sorts, for only 10c.
. AStamp. FunCardCo.,Middleboro.:Jas8.
GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP
Thoroughly Cures Disenses of the Skin,
Ilcnutilics the Complexion, Prevents and
Kcmcdie.H llhciinintisni nnd Gout, Hcnls
iorcs nnd Abrasions or the Cuticle nnd
C'ountcrnctH Contagion.
SOU) BY Aili DE.UGGISTS.
VX:!-? Ce?13 Pcr Cake; Box (3cakes) 70 Cents.
N . B. Sent by mall, prepaid, on receipt ot nrlco
C. A'. CRITTENTQN.'BropT. 7 Sixth AvonneN y!
T5f Sl ?h? T,RTop Paage is the largest and
I gselling out. ItEADANDSEE.
J: JL ? S ee 5' PaPer. 1 S Envelopes.
.rfeuuv uuiu ouuo oituvc xuiions, uents' .Lake
Gf.1rRC JHamondPln. Ainethisi Stone Bing Inlaid
?Ti"J Bold, Amethlst Stone Scarf Pin, Gold-plated
Wedding King. Set Bosebud Ear Drops. Ladles
Flowered and Silvered Hat Pin. Ladies' Fancy Set
Pin and Drops. Gold-nlato rviiin itntinn n.o?
G,ld"PLn.ted Wtcl Cuata and set of Three Gold
plated Studs. The entire Zot sent nostvmm jot. ira
paui for oil VZJVIS. Extraonllnarv
inducements to agents. J. BltlBE,
Clinton Place, New York.
m
COmlc Oil Cr0mO.7xIl.mnnnfnH in.fh x. i
pk love cards. iDkcomicnnvninn'oc i ni-nnmi.
cards. lpk scroll. mi n.hnnb- vnn il n i.
only 53c. 8fps,NoveltyCo.,Allddleboro, ilass. I
mil
UKcf cnvVbltU
luitanmi icem. .aiming anu wild western Life,
the Waterfalls. Boillnp Geysers, nobleScenery.lm
mense Gorges, etc. With 27 fine illustrations, and
one map. Price Only 10ct., sold by Auc Newr-
top
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Write to Great Business College, Keokuk,
Iowa. 52yl
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DY3IMS
CLOTHES.
Ho tvlll Color or Bye your
COAT, VEST or PANTS,
In tlic best style. jAYlIl Dyo
Ladies' Sim wis; will take
all the Spots out of Gents'
Cnrmcnls, mid press tlicxn
lip In good slinpc ; will re
pair Garments, and war
rant to give entire satis
faction anil will cut and
lunlec gentlemen's clothes.
one
Shop In Alex. Robinson's old stand,
next door to Roy's Furniture Store.
DEALERS IN
GENERAL
mCHAJffllSE
sucn AB
Dey Goods
Groceries, Boots, Shoes,
Hats, Caps and Ifotions.
KEMAIIA CIT. 3NT12I3.
Hlgcst Market Price allowed for
CO UN TUT
PRODUCE
HIDES, 3TUTSS, Etc.
Cheap Guns for the People.
Double MiotGuns, from 7 to 5-7). IJreech Load
ing Shot Guns, from $Ti to iro. Single Shot Guns,
all kinds, ?3 to $15. Rilles, Muzzlo nnd Urcech
leading Slngleand Repeating, 7, Iftand 31 shoot3
crs. Rovolvers, 5. C and 7 shooters. ?2.no to $20.
Goods sent by Express (J. O.D., with privilege to
examine, l'rlee list free. Address. (Jrcnt West
ern t.iin Works, Iittsciirgh Pen. -lly
jDo
OLHAFF,
Manufacturer of
59 Main Street,
Broivnvllle, IVebrasIia.
Orders From Neighboring Towns
Solicited.
VICE'S
FLOWER & VEGETABLE SEEDS
Aro planted by a million people in America. See
VIck's CutiiloKue .SU) Illustration:), only 2 cents.
Vlck'3 Floral Guide, Quarterly, 25 cents ayear.
VIck's Flower nnd Vtititnblc Garden, 5o cents;
with elegant cloth covers, ?I.U).
All my publications are printed in English and
German. Address,
JAMES VICK. Rochester, N. "1"
FStASTZ HELEI3R,
f AGON &LACKSMiTH
ONE DOOR WEST OF COURT HOUSE.
WAGON MAKING, Repairing,
Plows, nnd all work done In tlieliest
manner and on short notice. Satisfaction guuran
eed. Givehimacall. f3l-ly:
Clocks, Watches, Jewelry
JOSEPH SPIUTZ,
No. 59 Kain Street Bro-trnvillo.
r! Keeps constantly on hand a largo and well
Vyv assorted stock of irenuine articles in his line.
5 ist?nTin!rin. nff'Inolrs. Vntfho nnri Jmvi'Irv
1"ione on short notice, at reasonable rates.
ALL WORK WARRANTED.
HOMETOD MILLS
Having In my employ Mr.
HENISY SHIFFEE,
a nowledged to bo tho best miller In tho
State. I am prepared to furnish GOOD
FLOUR, In any quantity. Every buck war
ranted. My Flour Is for sale at all tho principal
stores In JJrownvllIe.
GEO. HOMEWOOD.
Shorldan Mills, April 1st, 1S75.
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A fine assortment of Type,Bor-
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for printing,
BUSINESS, VISITING & WEDDING
CARDS,
Colored and Bronzed Labels,
STATEMENTS,
LETTEK & BILLHEADS
ENVELOPES,
Circulars, Dodgers, Programmes,
Show Cards,
S BIiAXK WORK OF ALL KINDS,
"With neatness and dispatch
Cheap ok Ixfeciok "Wokk
EOT SOLICITED.
FAISSHOTHEB & HACSSB,
ITcPhorson Block,
BKOIVHTVILXE, NEB.
The Nebraska Railway.
This Is positively the beat route from Brown vlllo
to all points
Ejft-SO? V3S73D SOUTH-
Avoid a long and tedious buss ride through Mis
souri mud by taking tho Nebraska Railway. De
pot wllhln a few steps of your doors. Trains by
this route londyouatNebraskaCltvn timofor di
rect connection wltit
C. B. ib. Q,. Trains for Clilcatro nnd tlic
Enst,nndK.C. St. Joe. &. C. B. trains
for St. Louis nnd tbo North.
Also via LINCOLN for
OMAHA, KEARNEY JUNCTION
and tho
PACIFIC COAST.
No long omnibus transfer by this route. Through
Tickets and rellablo Information regarding fare,
c..can be had on application to thniiftdprsicnedat
it. u. Depot In BrownvUle. I
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PERU, jTE3XAJ3:A. COUNTY, NEBKASKA.
THE COURSE OF
Extends through five yenrs two In tho Elementary Normal, throe In the Advanced Nor
mal. It Is tho almof tho School to secure thoroughness In scholarship, and skill and abil
ity in the special work of teaching.
FACULTY FULL. TUITION FREE.
First class Boarding Ilall; beautiful location ; ample buildings.
Fall term opened September 2nd ; Winter term, January Gth, 1S76; Spring terra, April Gth
For Information address the Principal, S- Tt. THOMPSON.
BE YOU GOING TO PAINT?
Epfa
nyn
'Then bay
and save one-third the
a pa'nt that Is much
twice as long as any
cu ready for nse In
Is on many thousands of the finest
3L1E-R
fcSfilEScai
have been painted six yenrs. and now looli as well ns when first painted. This CHEMI
CAL PAINT has taken Firrl Premiums at twenty of the State Fairs of the Union. Sumjh
card of colors Kent free. Address
:iILLi:U BROS., lOO Water St Cleveland, 0. or . T. Enamel Taint Co. .103 Chansucrs St.,i.
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of all.
our readers an honeBt paper, and
1877.
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SB1.5G.
udIces paid for in advance
all the conveniences and faollitiea of
Aslc the recovered
Dyspeptics. Billions
miRerer. victims ot
Fevor and AKue. tbo
mercurial diseased
pntlent. ftonr they re-coveredhealtb.rtieor-ful
spirits and good
appetite, they wUI
tell yoa by takl' s
SIKM'OK'S
ILIVER
RZGPT.AROR
TIe Cnenpest, Pnrcst, nnd Best Fo ra
lly medicines In tlic World.
For DYSPEPSIA. COXSTTPATIOX. Jaundice.
Billious attacks. SICK HEADACHE. Colic. De
pression of Spirits, POUK bTOXACII.IIcart Burn,
itC.iSC.
This unjlvnled Southern remedy Is trarrantcu
not to contain a single particle of aiERClfCY, or
any Injurious mineral sutwtnnce, but is
PURELY VEGETABLE,
cor.tnlninc those Southern Roots anil Herbs, which
an all-nuw I'rovKSence has placed In countries
where Liver Diseases most prevail. It will cure
nil DicnxpH cnusecl by Derunccnicnt of the
T.!nr nml Ilnclil.
The SY3IPTOMS of Iaver complaint are a bitter
or bad taste in the mouth; i-air in the hack. Maes
or Joints, often mistaken for Kboumntlsm; Sonr
Stamnrh; Is of Appetite; jlowels alternateljr
costivenndlAx: Headache; Loss of Memory, with
a painful sensation of having failed to do mo
thinsr vrhlch ought to have been done; Debility
T,nw Vnirim. a thick yellow nnnenranco of the
Skin and eyes, a dry Couch often mistaken for
Consumption.
Sometimes many of these RymDtoms attend the
disease, at others very few: hut the Liver, the larp-
est orpnn in the o ny. is generally the seat or tnc
disease, and If not Ilesnlatfd In time, great euller
lng. wrttchedness and DHATIl will ensue.
I can recommend ns nn efficacious remedy for
disease oftheLIer, Heartburn nnd Dyspepsia,
Simmons' x.iver iteguiator.
LEWIS G.WTJNDER.
lEBMasterStrcet.
Assistant Post Master, Philadelphia.
"We have tested Its virtues personally, nnd know
that for Dyspepsia, uunousness, ana TnroDDing
Headache, It Is the best medicine the world ever
saw. W'e hnve tried forty other remedies before
Simmons' Liver Regulator, but none of tnem gave
ns more than temporary relief: but the Regulator
not only relieved, but cured us." HI. Telrgrttph
JTeszmocr, Macon, Go.
Manfactured by
J.H.ZELIN&CO.,
MACOX, GA.,nnd rniLADELrHIA.
Itcontainsfourmedlcal elements never unltcdln
the samo happy proportion In any other prepara
tion, viz: a gentle C'arthartlc, a wonderful Tonic,
an unexceptionable Alterative and certain Correc
tive of all Impurities of the body. Such slunal suc
cess has attended Its use. that It is now regarded as
THE EFFECTUAL SPECIFIC
For all diseases of the Liver. Stomach and Spleen.
Asaremedvln
MALARIOUS FFVERS.BOW EL COMPLAINTS,
DYPEPTA, MrNTAL DEPRESSION. REST
LESSNESS. JAt"NDTCE.2 AUSEA.KICK IIEAD--A.CHE,
COLIC, CONSTIPATION and 11ILLIOUS-N-ESS.
IT HAS TTO EQUAL.
C1 A TrrFT IV s there are numerous Im
.'Si. UJ.J 1SJ.1 . - itntlonsnfflsrMl to the pub-
;ic,
Hi- would caution the commnnity to ouyno
cursor Prepared SIMMONS' LIVER REGTJ-
Pow
LATOR. unless In our encraved wranner. with tho
trade mark. .stamp and signature unbroken. None
otherls genuine.
J. II. 2EI.IN &. CO.,
Mncon, On., nnd Philadelphia.
Your valuable medicine, Simmons' Liver Regu
lator, has aved me many Doctors" bills. I use It
for everything It is recommended, and never knew
It to fail. I have used It In Colic and Grubbs. with
my mules and horses, giving them i.bout half a bot
tle at a time. I have not lost one that I gave It to.
You can recommend It to every one that has Stock
as being the best medicine ki.ownforallcomplalnts
that horse-flesh Is heir to.
E. T. TAYLOR.
22yl Agent for Grangers of Georgia.
CBJ-ujmimi-pj iii 'ii.i.r,.nrjm.ir inn iiLuauj
All Persons cl a dlstnucc treated ly
Ulallvtltli Perfect Success Iy describ
ing tliclr symptoms.
(Send for onr large and beautifully Illustrated pa
per, sent free to any address.
DR. TOWMSEND'S
TOPHI
BUS
Why ? IJecausp Inhala
Iniion Is the only way
that the Air Pnsjages
can be reached, and Ca
inrrh. Is n disease of the
A lT"l3r.Aa nf the. haarl
WE SfAKE A SPKO-K-nMt?nitnnnr..m.
tVIT,.f "resting patients dlrect.whlch Is essvond
byMa'I. Please write and plca'cnt, nnd we cuar
deecrlbo your symptoms. antee a perfect CUREol
iCatarih.
1 m m w. L'. n .'. l l 1 1 j i,. .t. I'l.'nn-
bronchitis !
Why? For the same
reason as given above.
Tho Bronchial Tubes
areslniply conductors to
carry air to tuo Lungs.
ALL PERSONS THAT hence Inhalntlon must
read this are Incited to co direct to tbp seat of
vend lor our large and the disease, nnd If you
beautifully Illustrated Pa- will follow ourdirections
per. sent free to any ad- we guarantee to CURE
dress. 'Bronchitis.
ASTHMA!
Why? Because Asthma
Is a contraction of the
Bronchial Tubes, caused
by Inflammation and ir
rltatlou of the mucus
r: TTAT.'TT'I Tr'memnrane Ilninsr the
rURECoughs.Colilx.nip-'i5""10"1"1 Tubes. Use
therla, Pneumonia. Neil- Oxygenated Air as we
ralgia, aud nearly all oth- "m dlrtct and wewill
er se ere attacks when all warrant a . CUKE. Wt
other remedies full. ihave cured cases of 20
j ears standing.
'iriiMuijiiumiri1 mxMg.
Consumption IS
i Of
Can be cured. Why?
Because we have cured
hundreds of cases, some
them bfinir ei en
'over to die by allphysI-J
,cians or omer schools ot
I practice. Consumption
DYSPEPSIA AVE ,s a dl?cae orthc Air
CUItK. Liver and jcid-."fKes. and over two
neycompluints are cHi-c-,t,lln5sof the caoes are
tutilly Teached by Osy- eaused by Catarrh. Wo
genated Air. guarantee u cure If you
lwill comeln season.
1 1 1 1 1 in 11 1 111 111 1 1 1111 1 1111 11 11 in 1 imin nn 11 1 1
BLOOD
DISEASES
Dr. Townends Ottjoh
ntcd A!r will purifj the
blood In one-third the
time that any other
known remedy can.
Why? Because toinhttle
OTj-eenated Air itirnes
direct to the Lungs and
CANCERS
pa'Fes tnroueh the tis
sues and comes In direct
j contact with the blond
as it is forced into the
1 1 tings by the action of
? 1 the heart. Alltheblood
in our veins returns to
1 the heart evcrv four
1 minutes if the blood Is
TUHORS
CUBED "Hvlthont cutting
or drawing blood, with
veryllttleornnpain. Anj
person troubled with Can
cer andTumon. v. Ill tilen.se
the heart to tbo lungs,
and the more Oxigon
you Inhulclntothchingx
the more yon purify tho
blood. When Oxygen
comes In contact with
write for tosl!mon.als,.tc.
ironi intlents cured. We
warrant a perfect cure.
the Impurities in the
blood it carbonizes and
burns, causing the blood
to be heated so that it
W.M. Park, M.D.'Kir-EWETJ
,r r r f t,,C !-Jen7; If ywrwiod
ajcCLELLAN' IT. S. A. 1 Is pure you cannot be
nosjiltal. Philadelphia nick. We drive Jlercu
Pa., who iibk been so sue- ry nnd all otherl mmirl
cessful throughout Kettles out of the blood.
Kngland in the cure of We guarantee to purify
Cancers nnd Tumors.' the blood In one-third
takes charge of this de- the time of any othei
part men t. .known rewedy.
Address all letters as heretofore,
122 High-st., Providence, R. I.
Physicians wlsblns to locate In some town or city
In this business, can be furnished with territory
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