' ' iW4$ w ,,w? -lpKi3'--? - Its Time to go to Bed. 'Tin strange how pa does act sometimes, When I Imve got a bean ; He Eecmsto think It jnsMhe time Authority to show. He never thinks lilmsoironceyputif;. But thinks mo old 1 instead; But raps apon the floor and eliouts, "It's time to so to bed." Now all was silent when, at last. Ills saddened heart to cheer, I said, "You must not mind pnpu, lie's getting old and queer." Ho sat as still as any post, And not a word was bald ; When lo, another rap and shout "It's time to go to bed." Said poor Gcorgo, "Mny, I now must go, And let folks go to bed; " He's knoc.iod upon tho floor now twice. He'll knock noxt upon my head." "But you must come again, dear George; Itcmcmbcr pa Is old. It he was young like yoo.aud I, I'm sure he would not scold." But George never came again, The knocking scared him out; And always when I'vogot a beau Fa's got to bang and shout. But I have got another, now. And Johnnie is bis name; 'Xls true that pa still bangs and shouts. But Johnnie, he Is game. "I think your papa has retired" It was no sooner said, When Instantly tho rap and shout "It's time to go to bed." 1 quickly bade dear John good night, Up to my room did go. And what happoned quite soon after You very soon shall know. I crept quite 6llcnt down the stairs. While John outside did wait ; I threw my bhawl about myself And joined him at tho gate. Hours at the gate passed pleasantly Between dear John and I; I could not now cnumoratc, No, not If I should try. Pa says dear John has common senso In not staying so late. But knows not half the sparking done By ns down at tho gate. 13ear papa, no more raps and shouts For us to go to bed, There Isn't so much sitting np Since John and I were wed. Prom a letter by Charles Warren Stoddard. A SIUHT IX STA3IB0UL. Seraglio of the Snltnn A Look Into the Garden of the Houris. Het ua drop in at the seraglio. The tongue of Stamboul is thrust into the midst of tho waters of the Golden Horn, tho BoBnhorus and the Sea of Marmora. It Is an oblong hill crowned with white walls, domes and minarets, and hedged in about with groves of black, funereal oypresse9. Hero stands the eeragllo which was for fifteen centuries tho abiding place of the Ottoman Emperors. It is now UEed only on state occasions, and the palace, the courts and the Innumera ble tenements that cover the promon tory the-ground plan of the seraglio Is nearly three miles In circumference are battered, dusty, and out of re pair. Tho Sublime Porte Is singularly ug ly, and anything but sublime. The buildings that oluBter about tho sev eral oourts havo not, for the most part, the slightest pretention to architectu ral beauty or even dignity". The sec ond court Is flanked by a row of nine kitchens, looking very muoh Hkonine limekilns. They are domed, but with out chimneys, so the smoke passes out through a hole In tho roof. Here the Sultan and his court consume annu ally about forty thousand oxen ; and there were dally brought to tho table two hundred sheep, ono hundred lambs, ten calves, two hundred hens, two hundred pullets, one hundred pairs of pigeons, and fifty green geese. Tho late Sultan Abd-ul Aziz was ac customed to feeding his family aB bountifully, and still he was not hap py ! In the stables by the water side a thousand horses were formally stalled; and nmong tho cannon that sweep the sea and the mouth of the BosphoruB is ono huge old fellow at whose hoarse voice Babylon surren dered to Sultan Murad. The tfh'iof attraction of tho seraglio Is the treasury. Here, In a chamber by no meauB large, Is gathered treas ures such as one reads of in tales of the genii. The actual value of this etore of jewels is almost beyond con ception. Each Sultan seeks to exceed his predeceesor In the richness of his additions to the collections, and the result is a dazzling but not very Im pressive array of theatrical-looking properties, that might just as well be made of glass and tinsel the effect upon the spectator would be as pleas ing. Imagine to yourself a carpet crusted with pearls, many of them as large as sparrows eggs; a throne of gold, frosted with pearlB; draperies for the horses ridden by the Sultans, embroidered with pearls and rubles; a cradle coated with precious stones, Inlaid armor, jeweled helmets, sword hilts one of these decorated with fif teen diamonds, eaoh one as large aB the top of a man's thumb ; coffee trays of ebony, with a double row of enormous diamonds, set close togeth er; pIpe-stemB, nargllehs, sword belts, caskets, and bushela of neoklaoos of the most splendid description, heaped together In glass show cases and flash ing like fire-flies In the dark. The moat costly article In the treas ury is a toilet table, of lapis lazuli and other valuable material, riohly Inlaid with precious stones of every descrip tion. The pillars that support the mirror are set with diamonds, the stem and olaws of the table are cov ered with diamonds, emeralds, rubies, carbuncles, etc.; along the edge of the table hangs a deep fringe of diamonds, with Immense solitaire tassels. The whole Is a gorgeous bore. Multitudes of attendents are sta tioned through the apartment, and you may be suro that you ore never left for a aecond unobserved by these watchful guardians of the treasure house. What a relief It Is to with draw Into the Kiosk of Bagdad, the private library of the Sultan, sit with in, eight walls that close about yon like the exquisite panels of an ivory or tortoise-shell fan, under a domo of rose tint and gold mosaic, and, shutting tho doors of bronze, Inlaid with pearl, sgalnBt the world, to think how pleasant a thing it Is ta be poor but honest! On the shelves of the libra ry tbero are several codices biougbt from tho collection of King Mathlas Coninus at Buda, and there are dain ty rolls and folios of parchment laid away, each in itBseparate case, and all looking very much as if they were not often disturbed. From the Kiosk of Bagdad it Is pleasant to look down into tho deep Garden of tho Houris, sloping to the swift Bosphorus, and to meditate on tho light of the harem that has suddenly gone out forever, quenched in that fatal flood; but, thinking on the stifled cries and the slimy shrouds dragged down into the pitiless deep, It Is still pleasauter to rise superior to tho situation, fee the custodian, and thank heaven that you you are not a girl ! Not the Wife's Fault. An Irish man who had just landed, went toseo his sister, who was married to a Yan kee. The couple lived very happily together, and when Pat camo the gentleman took him over the place to show it to him. Pat, at tho evidence of his prosperity, said to his brother-in-law : ".Begorra, you are very happy hero, with this flno property to live on ; me sister had good luck entirely, so she had, in getting you for a hus band." "Ah, yes," responded tho married man, "we would bo very happy but for one thing." "And what's that?" asked Pat. "Ah, Pat," returned the gentleman, "I am sorry to say that wo have no ohildren." "No children!" exclaimed Pat; 'thin, begorra, it's not me sister Mag gy's fault, for she had two before she left Ireland, and that's the raysin me father sint her to Ameriky !" An old woman who has hurried, by turn, four whisky-soaked husbands, gives this advice to the joug girls, ir respective of color: Girls, don't marry a man that drinks whisky. He may tell you that you can save him, and that he will go to the devil without you. Just tell him to go, that the devil can get along with one of you, for a hundred chances to one, if you marry him he will take you both there. Drunken ness and misery aro Inseparable com panions, and the man who drinks whiskey has no business with a wife. Again we say, girls, don't marry n man that drinks. When a Russian army officer or other person of note 1b condemned to exile in Siberia, he is first made to kneel on a scaffold before the people, while apaulots and decorations aro torn off, and his sword broken over his head. He Is declared legally dead, and his wife, if ho Ismarried, can, if she chooses, consider herself a widow. His estates aro confiscated to the Crown. If his wife and children fol low him they can never return. Mr. Spyker has a boy who 'nails' things. One day he remarked in the presence of both parents, 'Ma, I saw Pa ki68 you in the woodshed, last ove- Jning.' 'Hush, Johnn'; your Pa never committed such a foolish act!' 'Yes ho did, Ma, 'cause I thought it was Jane, and Jane said it wasn't her, but you !' Jane doesn't work there now. A swarm of bees wero dislodged from under the clapboards of an old house at Greenfield, Mass., lately, af ter they had been three yearB there. The removal of the clapboards dis closed a solid mass of honey extend ing up between the studding seven feet and five inches high, two feet wide and four inches thick. The honey, which was of tho very best quality, weighed 150 pounds. A girl ate seven pounds of heavy wedding cake, in order thatshe might dream of her future husband. She dreamed that a man with teeth a foot long, dog's feet and a hair lip, sat on her all night, and, rather than marry him, she contemplated suicide and an early tomb, where the bobolinks sing. 'Now, my boy,' said the examiner, 'if I had a mince pie and should give two-twelfths of it to John, two twelfths to Isaao, two-twelfths to Har ry, and should take half the pie my self, what would there be left. Speak out loud, so that all can hear.' 'The plate ! shouted the boy. Joseph Medill Is in Washington helping on the process of civil service reform. His head is still very sore, and tho approaoh of a woman stam pedes him. The doctor advises rest, and travel In any direction save to ward Hamilton, Mass. JSTciv York Tribune. An exohange says, 'Shall wo cher ish tho beautiful?' Of course wo shall two or three at once, if neces sary. It is a pretty mean sort of a man who will not do all the oherish lng ho can, when the preponderance of women Is so great. Comparisons aro odious. Tho Maj or (rooking Nelly on his knee forount Mary's sake) I supposo this Is what you like, Nelly?1 Yes, it's very nice. But I rode on n real donkey yesterday. I mean one with four legs, you know.' The meeting of these two distin guished persons (Tlldeu and Hen dricks in the house where the Oregon business was directed, will be a severe rebuke to fraud. Cincinnati Commer cial. Tho season is upon us again when the young man with finances to cover two plates of ioe cream, awaits breath lessly the answer to, 'Will you havo cake?' Curran was onco asked by a judge on the bench, 'Do you see anything ridiculous In this wig V 'Nothing but the head,' was tho reply. An old lady's funeral in New York the other day was attended by. her daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter. USEFUL ItLCIPES. KftftfflYf lUffT (, s 'filf3 5bI 1W n fesr Shirked Eggs. For each person, break a couple of eggs intoa small tin or earthen dish (the little yellow firt proof baking pans are most suitable), and place on the stove unttlstho whites are ett and tho yolks begin to stiffen. Remove and servo in tho saTie dish set on a suueer or small plate. Eggs cooked in this manner make'a deli cious and wholesome break fae dish. i Fkied Rabbit. Take only young, tender rabbits ; cut into join ts and af ter soaking for an hour in salt and wa ter, dry with a olean towel and dip in beaten egg, then roll in powdered cracker and fry brown in butter and serve. A very delicious sauce for the above may be prepared by mincing three or four boiled onions arid stir ring with a small cup of milk in'to drawn butter eauce. Bran, Coffee. A lady furnishes the following to tho Western Mural: In these times of economy and in vention, my recipe for coflee may not come amiss with some, and if all would use it Instead of coffee, they would bo better off in health as well as purse. Take good whoat bran, have It clean, of course; add molasses en ough to just wet by rough stirring (this will mako tho beverago sweet enough); place on n tin in tho oven, let it brown, and stir as you would coffee, until all brown. To make it: Boil the water, add the bran, table spoon or more to each person ; let sim mer down with rich milk, and let mo hear about it, please. A cube for small rox. 'I am willing to risk my reputation as a pub lic man,' wrote Edward Hinie to the Liverpool Murcury, "If the worst case of small-pox can not be cured in three days, simply by the use of cream ofturtar. One ounce of cream of tar tar dissolved in a pint of water, drink at intervals, when cold, is a cetain, never-failing remedy. It has cured thousands, never leaves a mark, nev er causes blindness, and avoids tedi ous liugering.' Breakfast Gems. Ono pint of sour milk, three tublespooufuls mo lasses, two of sugar, one egg, one tea spoonful soda; stir In enough Grah am flour to make a very thick batter. Drop from a spoon Into jrour gem pans, and bake in a very quick oven. Take from tho pan as soon as done, and cover with a thick cloth until wanted for the table. This recipe is recommended by one who haB used it satisfactorily for years. To Preserve Eggs. After hatch ing time is passed, collect thirty or fifty dozen (or buy them fresh, while oheap) and prepare a liquid thus: One pint of oommon salt, one pint of lime ; dissolve in four gallons of boil ing water ; let it settle, and put the eggs into tho liquor in stone jars when cold. Cover the eggB entirely in tho liquid, and use stone, not soft crockery jars. Thus embedded, eggs will- Uqep. for -twelvo moatlia, and como out in good shape. To Kill Flies. Take one ounce of cobalt, pound it and place it in plates with mixed spirits. The fumo3 will kill the flies if tho room ia kept eloped. Afterwad air the room. Another rec ipe is to beat up the yolk of an egg, with a table.-pooufui of molases aud black pepper finely ground. Set it about in shallow plates and the flies will be rapidly killed. Oue dram ex tract of quassia dissolved in a gill of water, sweetened with a half gill of molasses, will have the same effect, if set around in flat dishes, to which tho flies have acosss. Tho quassia act3 as a narcotic ITUJB1.-WI"! M.-tp 'ly.'v. 'i.i"..M'f .v jijmh OFFICIAL DIKECTOEY. Distriot Officers, s n. pound , Judge. (5EO.S.faMlTlT District Attorney WILLIAM 1L HOOVER district Clerk. O. A. CIX'IL Deputy Clerk. County Officers. JARVJS S. cnuitCII County Judge WILSON E. MAJORS Clerk and Itecorder A. H.GILMOUE. Treasurer DAVIDSON PLA&TE1U5 bheriir K. E. EMtlGHT. Coroner JAMKS M. HACKER .Surveyor JOHN II. SHOOK. ) JONATHAN H1GGINS, J- Commissioners J. H. PEERY. J City Officers. J.S. STULL Mayor E. E. KHWGIIT. Police Judge J. B. DOCKER. Clerk W.T.R0GEKS Treasurer GEO. II. LANNON Marshal COUNCILMEN. T. RICHARDS. 1 , . - - JOSEPH RUDY. Ist ard W. A. JUDKINS, ,, , . J. J. MERCER, J 2nd Ward LEWIS HILL. ) Ircl Wnl C. NEIDHART, -3111 ard O T FANCY CAltPS all stj lea with name 10 cts. iO postpaid. J.JJ.Husted, Nassau. RensCo.N.Y. O T Extra. Fine Cnrd. No twoalike.wlth name AO 10 cts. J. K. Harder, Maided Rrldgo, N. Y. 17 IT HP Packase comlcLnvelopes.pk.comlcCards f U I pack scroll curds,24 p.bookorFnnHill forio ..uiui. c & stamp. Novell Co.,Middleboro,Mass. Seo this. Only SL50 capital required to start canvassinK for MARK a A.rrXj'?"-" 4XSUXV 3VXXJT- JMMIll. ;T- ply with stamp to John K. HALLOWELL. 139 East Elghth-st, New York. "TTT Ml copy curiouslovelctter.lpk. comic card3, J 1 1 pack popplngquestlon cards, all for locti. n &&tamp. Fun CardCo.,MIddleboro, Mass. TRIFLING VvTXH A COLD IS ALWAYS DANGEROUS. TJSB WELLS' CARBOLIC TABLETS, a sure remedy for COUGHS, nnd all diseases ol the Til UO AT, IiUNUtit CHEST, and 1IU COCs JHKMIlitAXK. PUT UP ONLY IN BLUE BOXES. taOLD U ALL DRUGGISTS. C. N. CRITTENTON.7 Sixtk AVKKUKjfewYork The Black Hills. By H. N. Magcirh, whohas spent 12years in this region. Latest accounts or Oold und silver pro pects. Agricultural and Grazing resources, Cllmafe Hunting, LIbhing. Indians, and Settlers Adven- DKALKRx.orsent post-paid for 12c., br DON'XKL IlJLOYDfcCo., lubs. Chicago, III. 52wl 17 FT TVI 1 pock acquaintance cards.l pack hdkCllIr- U lltatlon, fpackycroll, nil sorts, for only 10c. . AStamp. FunCardCo.,Middleboro.:Jas8. GLENN'S SULPHUR SOAP Thoroughly Cures Disenses of the Skin, Ilcnutilics the Complexion, Prevents and Kcmcdie.H llhciinintisni nnd Gout, Hcnls iorcs nnd Abrasions or the Cuticle nnd C'ountcrnctH Contagion. SOU) BY Aili DE.UGGISTS. VX:!-? Ce?13 Pcr Cake; Box (3cakes) 70 Cents. N . B. Sent by mall, prepaid, on receipt ot nrlco C. A'. CRITTENTQN.'BropT. 7 Sixth AvonneN y! T5f Sl ?h? T,RTop Paage is the largest and I gselling out. ItEADANDSEE. J: JL ? S ee 5' PaPer. 1 S Envelopes. .rfeuuv uuiu ouuo oituvc xuiions, uents' .Lake Gf.1rRC JHamondPln. Ainethisi Stone Bing Inlaid ?Ti"J Bold, Amethlst Stone Scarf Pin, Gold-plated Wedding King. Set Bosebud Ear Drops. Ladles Flowered and Silvered Hat Pin. Ladies' Fancy Set Pin and Drops. Gold-nlato rviiin itntinn n.o? G,ld"PLn.ted Wtcl Cuata and set of Three Gold plated Studs. The entire Zot sent nostvmm jot. ira paui for oil VZJVIS. Extraonllnarv inducements to agents. J. BltlBE, Clinton Place, New York. m COmlc Oil Cr0mO.7xIl.mnnnfnH in.fh x. i pk love cards. iDkcomicnnvninn'oc i ni-nnmi. cards. lpk scroll. mi n.hnnb- vnn il n i. only 53c. 8fps,NoveltyCo.,Allddleboro, ilass. I mil UKcf cnvVbltU luitanmi icem. .aiming anu wild western Life, the Waterfalls. Boillnp Geysers, nobleScenery.lm mense Gorges, etc. With 27 fine illustrations, and one map. Price Only 10ct., sold by Auc Newr- top .T-i,' .:v. yvi . L, -,.,, , jnU.- , L , , - ;L -,grrr., lZl, ... ; s . -. Write to Great Business College, Keokuk, Iowa. 52yl jfk. JJ JLVJL2 St O 3i DY3IMS CLOTHES. Ho tvlll Color or Bye your COAT, VEST or PANTS, In tlic best style. jAYlIl Dyo Ladies' Sim wis; will take all the Spots out of Gents' Cnrmcnls, mid press tlicxn lip In good slinpc ; will re pair Garments, and war rant to give entire satis faction anil will cut and lunlec gentlemen's clothes. one Shop In Alex. Robinson's old stand, next door to Roy's Furniture Store. DEALERS IN GENERAL mCHAJffllSE sucn AB Dey Goods Groceries, Boots, Shoes, Hats, Caps and Ifotions. KEMAIIA CIT. 3NT12I3. Hlgcst Market Price allowed for CO UN TUT PRODUCE HIDES, 3TUTSS, Etc. Cheap Guns for the People. Double MiotGuns, from 7 to 5-7). IJreech Load ing Shot Guns, from $Ti to iro. Single Shot Guns, all kinds, ?3 to $15. Rilles, Muzzlo nnd Urcech leading Slngleand Repeating, 7, Iftand 31 shoot3 crs. Rovolvers, 5. C and 7 shooters. ?2.no to $20. Goods sent by Express (J. O.D., with privilege to examine, l'rlee list free. Address. (Jrcnt West ern t.iin Works, Iittsciirgh Pen. -lly jDo OLHAFF, Manufacturer of 59 Main Street, Broivnvllle, IVebrasIia. Orders From Neighboring Towns Solicited. VICE'S FLOWER & VEGETABLE SEEDS Aro planted by a million people in America. See VIck's CutiiloKue .SU) Illustration:), only 2 cents. Vlck'3 Floral Guide, Quarterly, 25 cents ayear. VIck's Flower nnd Vtititnblc Garden, 5o cents; with elegant cloth covers, ?I.U). All my publications are printed in English and German. Address, JAMES VICK. Rochester, N. "1" FStASTZ HELEI3R, f AGON &LACKSMiTH ONE DOOR WEST OF COURT HOUSE. WAGON MAKING, Repairing, Plows, nnd all work done In tlieliest manner and on short notice. Satisfaction guuran eed. Givehimacall. f3l-ly: Clocks, Watches, Jewelry JOSEPH SPIUTZ, No. 59 Kain Street Bro-trnvillo. r! Keeps constantly on hand a largo and well Vyv assorted stock of irenuine articles in his line. 5 ist?nTin!rin. nff'Inolrs. Vntfho nnri Jmvi'Irv 1"ione on short notice, at reasonable rates. ALL WORK WARRANTED. HOMETOD MILLS Having In my employ Mr. HENISY SHIFFEE, a nowledged to bo tho best miller In tho State. I am prepared to furnish GOOD FLOUR, In any quantity. Every buck war ranted. My Flour Is for sale at all tho principal stores In JJrownvllIe. GEO. HOMEWOOD. Shorldan Mills, April 1st, 1S75. I THE ADVERTISER DEPARTMENT. A fine assortment of Type,Bor- dcrs. Rules, Stock, a, for printing, BUSINESS, VISITING & WEDDING CARDS, Colored and Bronzed Labels, STATEMENTS, LETTEK & BILLHEADS ENVELOPES, Circulars, Dodgers, Programmes, Show Cards, S BIiAXK WORK OF ALL KINDS, "With neatness and dispatch Cheap ok Ixfeciok "Wokk EOT SOLICITED. FAISSHOTHEB & HACSSB, ITcPhorson Block, BKOIVHTVILXE, NEB. The Nebraska Railway. This Is positively the beat route from Brown vlllo to all points Ejft-SO? V3S73D SOUTH- Avoid a long and tedious buss ride through Mis souri mud by taking tho Nebraska Railway. De pot wllhln a few steps of your doors. Trains by this route londyouatNebraskaCltvn timofor di rect connection wltit C. B. ib. Q,. Trains for Clilcatro nnd tlic Enst,nndK.C. St. Joe. &. C. B. trains for St. Louis nnd tbo North. Also via LINCOLN for OMAHA, KEARNEY JUNCTION and tho PACIFIC COAST. No long omnibus transfer by this route. Through Tickets and rellablo Information regarding fare, c..can be had on application to thniiftdprsicnedat it. u. Depot In BrownvUle. I Equaled by Few, ExcbIIbiI by H TITUS BRO'S 5H0F Oh Ph IT Pi eI U U I ill 16 I Hi U "- -- i irciy ss-y v-wsy t3 NSJ SSCfc! f a a , v-. i-i LS? C .- 5S-" vSieS Tfl 5 U S mm - pfet- PERU, jTE3XAJ3:A. COUNTY, NEBKASKA. THE COURSE OF Extends through five yenrs two In tho Elementary Normal, throe In the Advanced Nor mal. It Is tho almof tho School to secure thoroughness In scholarship, and skill and abil ity in the special work of teaching. FACULTY FULL. TUITION FREE. First class Boarding Ilall; beautiful location ; ample buildings. Fall term opened September 2nd ; Winter term, January Gth, 1S76; Spring terra, April Gth For Information address the Principal, S- Tt. THOMPSON. BE YOU GOING TO PAINT? Epfa nyn 'Then bay and save one-third the a pa'nt that Is much twice as long as any cu ready for nse In Is on many thousands of the finest 3L1E-R fcSfilEScai have been painted six yenrs. and now looli as well ns when first painted. This CHEMI CAL PAINT has taken Firrl Premiums at twenty of the State Fairs of the Union. Sumjh card of colors Kent free. Address :iILLi:U BROS., lOO Water St Cleveland, 0. or . T. Enamel Taint Co. .103 Chansucrs St.,i. 1856 a&THB'SD 1 Hri I II I P i nn pLY i"y 'V W II vi T OLDEST PAPER AN ?P3 n THE ADVERTISER IS IN ITS T"WENTT-FIEST YEAB. Its history is eo-equnl and co-oxtensivo with that of HEM AH A COUNTY ARD SOUTHERN NEBRASKA. - . Jts politics are , Ai?.iSeiiier&ie aaid Anti IN A WORD IT IS Free to do right, free to approve honesty or denounce corruption, because no political or religious 'ring or clique owns any part or parcel ,in it, and it owes indorsement to no man except to him who has acquired the right to be indorsed by discharging his duties well aud honestly as a private citi zen or a public oflloial. THE ADVERTISER believes in Free Thought, Free Schools, Free Politics, and the broadest Individual liberty, consistent with tho rights of others; and that every individual, South, North, East and West, should be protected in the enjoyment of those rights by the General Oovomment in obej'ance to the guarantees of the National Constitution. A.S .A. LOCAL FJLFtt, Tho publishers of THE ADVERTISER labor assiduous!', nnd with unre mitting industry, to make it-n success. Without prejudice or partiality for or against any particular localities, they desire tho welfare of all ; and any thing a newspaper can do for tho advancement of the general prosperity, THE ADVERTISER is not only willing, but anxious to do. Believing in TOWN AND and that the prosperity of the one depends more or less upon tho other, can consistently work for the prosperity As an evidence that we labor to give the most and greatest variety of reading matter possible, wo invite attention to the columns of our paper, and comparison as to quantity and quality, with any other weekly In tho State not made up from the matter of a daily. We are determined to mako THE ADVERTISER a paper that the people will seek for, and receive full value for the money invested in it. rJ?ETtaXS 3TOI2. Single Copy, : No paper sent from the ofilco THE iDVEXiTISEK. DEPARTMENT, TIIE ADVERTISER la nearly twenty-one years old, Is a fixed institu tion, upon a sure foundation ; and while it haa acquired ago and stability, It has also accumulated, from year to year, a number one JOB PRITING OFFICE ; and to keep it so, we keep it well supplied with the latest and most fashionable styles of type, which enable us to do as neat job work of any kind as any office in tho west. All communications should be addressed, FAIRBROTHER & HACKERr " " ' KroSvirviUe, Netoxasslcii. - STUDY !!' 2M? cost of painting, anil cet jantfaowier. andwlll lat other paint. Isprepnr-irAfeorunycoJordeslred m mm Limbui 1 ue buildings of the country, many of which PI E j 1 IH NEBRASKA E 877 4'U 'U jCK 1 1 $'t v LOCAL PAPER IN THE STATE ? ? siopoiy COUNTRY, we of all. our readers an honeBt paper, and 1877. : ": : SB1.5G. udIces paid for in advance all the conveniences and faollitiea of Aslc the recovered Dyspeptics. Billions miRerer. victims ot Fevor and AKue. tbo mercurial diseased pntlent. ftonr they re-coveredhealtb.rtieor-ful spirits and good appetite, they wUI tell yoa by takl' s SIKM'OK'S ILIVER RZGPT.AROR TIe Cnenpest, Pnrcst, nnd Best Fo ra lly medicines In tlic World. For DYSPEPSIA. COXSTTPATIOX. Jaundice. Billious attacks. SICK HEADACHE. Colic. De pression of Spirits, POUK bTOXACII.IIcart Burn, itC.iSC. This unjlvnled Southern remedy Is trarrantcu not to contain a single particle of aiERClfCY, or any Injurious mineral sutwtnnce, but is PURELY VEGETABLE, cor.tnlninc those Southern Roots anil Herbs, which an all-nuw I'rovKSence has placed In countries where Liver Diseases most prevail. It will cure nil DicnxpH cnusecl by Derunccnicnt of the T.!nr nml Ilnclil. The SY3IPTOMS of Iaver complaint are a bitter or bad taste in the mouth; i-air in the hack. Maes or Joints, often mistaken for Kboumntlsm; Sonr Stamnrh; Is of Appetite; jlowels alternateljr costivenndlAx: Headache; Loss of Memory, with a painful sensation of having failed to do mo thinsr vrhlch ought to have been done; Debility T,nw Vnirim. a thick yellow nnnenranco of the Skin and eyes, a dry Couch often mistaken for Consumption. Sometimes many of these RymDtoms attend the disease, at others very few: hut the Liver, the larp- est orpnn in the o ny. is generally the seat or tnc disease, and If not Ilesnlatfd In time, great euller lng. wrttchedness and DHATIl will ensue. I can recommend ns nn efficacious remedy for disease oftheLIer, Heartburn nnd Dyspepsia, Simmons' x.iver iteguiator. LEWIS G.WTJNDER. lEBMasterStrcet. Assistant Post Master, Philadelphia. "We have tested Its virtues personally, nnd know that for Dyspepsia, uunousness, ana TnroDDing Headache, It Is the best medicine the world ever saw. W'e hnve tried forty other remedies before Simmons' Liver Regulator, but none of tnem gave ns more than temporary relief: but the Regulator not only relieved, but cured us." HI. Telrgrttph JTeszmocr, Macon, Go. Manfactured by J.H.ZELIN&CO., MACOX, GA.,nnd rniLADELrHIA. Itcontainsfourmedlcal elements never unltcdln the samo happy proportion In any other prepara tion, viz: a gentle C'arthartlc, a wonderful Tonic, an unexceptionable Alterative and certain Correc tive of all Impurities of the body. Such slunal suc cess has attended Its use. that It is now regarded as THE EFFECTUAL SPECIFIC For all diseases of the Liver. Stomach and Spleen. Asaremedvln MALARIOUS FFVERS.BOW EL COMPLAINTS, DYPEPTA, MrNTAL DEPRESSION. REST LESSNESS. JAt"NDTCE.2 AUSEA.KICK IIEAD--A.CHE, COLIC, CONSTIPATION and 11ILLIOUS-N-ESS. IT HAS TTO EQUAL. C1 A TrrFT IV s there are numerous Im .'Si. UJ.J 1SJ.1 . - itntlonsnfflsrMl to the pub- ;ic, Hi- would caution the commnnity to ouyno cursor Prepared SIMMONS' LIVER REGTJ- Pow LATOR. unless In our encraved wranner. with tho trade mark. .stamp and signature unbroken. None otherls genuine. J. II. 2EI.IN &. CO., Mncon, On., nnd Philadelphia. Your valuable medicine, Simmons' Liver Regu lator, has aved me many Doctors" bills. I use It for everything It is recommended, and never knew It to fail. I have used It In Colic and Grubbs. with my mules and horses, giving them i.bout half a bot tle at a time. I have not lost one that I gave It to. You can recommend It to every one that has Stock as being the best medicine ki.ownforallcomplalnts that horse-flesh Is heir to. E. T. TAYLOR. 22yl Agent for Grangers of Georgia. CBJ-ujmimi-pj iii 'ii.i.r,.nrjm.ir inn iiLuauj All Persons cl a dlstnucc treated ly Ulallvtltli Perfect Success Iy describ ing tliclr symptoms. (Send for onr large and beautifully Illustrated pa per, sent free to any address. DR. TOWMSEND'S TOPHI BUS Why ? IJecausp Inhala Iniion Is the only way that the Air Pnsjages can be reached, and Ca inrrh. Is n disease of the A lT"l3r.Aa nf the. haarl WE SfAKE A SPKO-K-nMt?nitnnnr..m. tVIT,.f "resting patients dlrect.whlch Is essvond byMa'I. Please write and plca'cnt, nnd we cuar deecrlbo your symptoms. antee a perfect CUREol iCatarih. 1 m m w. L'. n .'. l l 1 1 j i,. .t. I'l.'nn- bronchitis ! Why? For the same reason as given above. Tho Bronchial Tubes areslniply conductors to carry air to tuo Lungs. ALL PERSONS THAT hence Inhalntlon must read this are Incited to co direct to tbp seat of vend lor our large and the disease, nnd If you beautifully Illustrated Pa- will follow ourdirections per. sent free to any ad- we guarantee to CURE dress. 'Bronchitis. ASTHMA! Why? Because Asthma Is a contraction of the Bronchial Tubes, caused by Inflammation and ir rltatlou of the mucus r: TTAT.'TT'I Tr'memnrane Ilninsr the rURECoughs.Colilx.nip-'i5""10"1"1 Tubes. Use therla, Pneumonia. Neil- Oxygenated Air as we ralgia, aud nearly all oth- "m dlrtct and wewill er se ere attacks when all warrant a . CUKE. Wt other remedies full. ihave cured cases of 20 j ears standing. 'iriiMuijiiumiri1 mxMg. Consumption IS i Of Can be cured. Why? Because we have cured hundreds of cases, some them bfinir ei en 'over to die by allphysI-J ,cians or omer schools ot I practice. Consumption DYSPEPSIA AVE ,s a dl?cae orthc Air CUItK. Liver and jcid-."fKes. and over two neycompluints are cHi-c-,t,lln5sof the caoes are tutilly Teached by Osy- eaused by Catarrh. Wo genated Air. guarantee u cure If you lwill comeln season. 1 1 1 1 1 in 11 1 111 111 1 1 1111 1 1111 11 11 in 1 imin nn 11 1 1 BLOOD DISEASES Dr. Townends Ottjoh ntcd A!r will purifj the blood In one-third the time that any other known remedy can. Why? Because toinhttle OTj-eenated Air itirnes direct to the Lungs and CANCERS pa'Fes tnroueh the tis sues and comes In direct j contact with the blond as it is forced into the 1 1 tings by the action of ? 1 the heart. Alltheblood in our veins returns to 1 the heart evcrv four 1 minutes if the blood Is TUHORS CUBED "Hvlthont cutting or drawing blood, with veryllttleornnpain. Anj person troubled with Can cer andTumon. v. Ill tilen.se the heart to tbo lungs, and the more Oxigon you Inhulclntothchingx the more yon purify tho blood. When Oxygen comes In contact with write for tosl!mon.als,.tc. ironi intlents cured. We warrant a perfect cure. the Impurities in the blood it carbonizes and burns, causing the blood to be heated so that it W.M. 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