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f ic i Ay Sr vr Ay Ay Ay Ay 1 :.POTFP:-;r NEWS, POLITICS, GENERAL INTELLIGENCE AND THE INTERESTS- OF NEBRASKA. r BKGWNVILLE, NEMAHA COUNTY, N. T., THURSDAY, APKIL 28,. 1859. NA AA JL. V W -4. J. cm 11 6 J! :'J "3 ! .V li P- A - m - xi i I 1 -...' " I "J -' - t -'jr. . . : v " . C ? c i t - - i T-! f.;uxn, one nooW. t - 2,50 4,00 6,C0 "It, CO 4.-' oni-ear, CaMscf six lines ojlcss,onoyeaf-,a 5,l0 ou.uw 35,oa 2o,oa 16,00 .nil imaiu, "v,j v"' . - . . i J t n 1 T ." 20J)0 10,00 s 8.00 ' 20,09 13,t0 10.00 i ? . " . 8 Olaran tkrce pijnlh? . W.t'.:..lu'ni',tVrc months, t. r. .".V .( i A 6,0 ff l.Tio'jn'iiiS .?ydy itcs foj'oRict C aivinc,) 5,00 )) v s i n;es s c a it d s , 'ATUOKNES. AT ' LAW, ; SOLICiTQTl IN CliANCERY " ' A. N D ".."" ' t Real 6st alQ,.ticxit BROWN VTLLIiJ. T. KEFiajESCE. . I . 3ohn"C Miller, Chicago, Il, Wm.KkAlfister, f 4i , 5 fbarlof F. Yowler,. " -. it W. Farnat-.Bronvillt.V.T t lUj 7, 165-. 47-lj Cabinet Tagon-Maker ' Kain Street, fcefc. Srxh and Serenth, sr' v f rUOlVX VI LLE,' X. T. i All kwl i f c.tUneti work hcaUy cxecutoil. tj?tLfjuiiiK ot W-aEfons'-ylows, c, ioniptly done. ! ? JOH 'McDPNQL'GIL Hous. i t i . p irdprs can be left'ajt the City Drug Stor(i Eclxanan Life 2nd "Gsseial Instxra?co vo., ; Office cor J. jwvUJule Sts., "ST. jose fir, MO: ' 6i j.- kKAlTClfF.H SJ TUB LSl ESSJoS' OF TftE MO. LEG I JUtkbrtzQd Capitol $3,000,000. . ! VIRLCJ'ORS: jrn.JclPnirs, I4ft. lIowrl..T. A. Ofwcn.Milton r;.otiu.IuhrbC(,ihouff;John-li. Liken, W.H.l'cneik "Jiiucs'Kiiy.X. JMcAfbn.A'.C. Mansfieer. ! .. .I.-B..JESNIXGS, IW. If"nnrcailv to receiVe application for Life, Fire, .Mne"'apj,Uije&fisk?.. A feasli return tf 25 pee -nt. Tfill be irllo.Yred o'n cargo" jTcruiums. -lJcsSfr i;umi'.'ay 'adjusted, trfid t'uc us'il. facilities given to iticuvvnsoi theoCice j AvrillCih,"! S5J." . 44-.5in iOil.V. T. EIVNET. 'CHAP. V. nOt'LY". ...... t r T-rf-kT T ir -ATTORNEYS. AT LAW, ; Wiii nriirt-..in LWnrmfrts W tiis Territory CfJ'.Pc- ti-ti !n.rcririiifial business attended to Uirouirhout N'-'-skaf W eteru I a aud JljsSovti.'iJl aWid the ,". ' uprs at ltrgwiiviHe.'-. ' . v2"33-Cm J T E. S. -DUNDY, lATlb-RSE-Y AT - LAW, URCUBR, RICnARDSON.rO. x Tr - WlLL'prtictice in tl.sevefcil Courts of the 2d Jr.tfieyil i,it-t, a-rt aiterttl o-all tntittr-r Amnectrtl-with the ! i'r.'sMoii. W.H..McLE?tSAS. .tsq., oX Nebraska City, :i assist rse in th prosecution uf iiup-jrlaiit Suits. t ! sept. 10, ;7-n-t; i i i . . ; C. 77: WHEELER, . . Architeot ' and Builder. ! " ,MJSS"MAUY TURNER, ; M1LKJER AND DRESS MAKER. .. JAMES Wr.GIBSON,: -1 . w4ykritVftB.IIilBtr4.S'l;raskaj Steamboat A&enfc : ; foit;iRrwyc..- -cow.vissWj merchaxt, i ". njsabka oit;-Xt. c p"lsfld.oii4.:iumisin and proiul returfis msde. raAirulatqttentimi fiiwm:toreceirinj:,' StoriuSand For ! Jiiigra"liiutWi.p friiafit and,prtluee. :-: QftW the Leree. ! svretn?5e insW,,rS ferock with Kearney notel. . ! Refer to tire.'jteYrhantt'of X&braska City; , ''sn A. H-arH ' ' " ' a i i . i 1,1.1 . .h i. iidi iiri ix. ' i av w. . josepii Mcmtyre "e Brcltlay. ilinkle &. Co 3ev2-44-Iy, ':"-.HEMAHA"tAHO-ABEHT.' . - ' . ' - ' V 7" J. . - -r 1 1'ifelect 1-tnds. listwSin tiil'o's-:i'!3V taTPiv. &.C.. "'"or in Kansas or braka; Yt-.".4. and enter . '., "J comnflssioh; invest iu tffopr'iyi bay or J th Vame.andj will .lw ay s li itVt ttt. fcfo(i correct iowtishlp's, coirties.4i hhoMifgtiiiai'dswib- 'vmry, ma where desired nill ftii urvhTMrrtteiillv "'a thf nates with tbesaVne.' . . ': - . f fJZlv the 'oldest settler" in the couni? will in U T. f. .detocwe full and reliable. Rfoj-maiirn? -viands -AT L. Ooate'eitherat Urownilltfor Xenwha. Ki'T, Krtiraska Territorv. 45ml2A-4 j; 'NEW -GROCERY , .-.vf '.' Old Stand of -31.. J1. CtABK , 'EROTCXVILLklJ.-T.. -. -nHnV f jurt, ,ufl "M ly of Family Groceries ? C.ir r T2""' Markrrt and'C6d"rish. Teas, Snsar, nl W,n. c V ul8' w lne Crackers and Cheese; Liquors U Lnbsr" V vdSne Cicar and Tobacto, -Oysters' and berrJ, .r!80!1''' Pr"nes, BUekbetnes and Wnortl'e- Rtlr . ll5r"rics uscaUy kept inaFancvfinvcerv 1 cJpst aJ?llUcllto'-cshor produce as cheap As the 1 tiw a thare of your cjqtiuuod. 5 Jul j 15ia,lS5a: o Sisn& Ornamental Painter, ; Hain Street one door above Carsons Bank. , h - biuwnviii.i: t. , ; 'oorincb andTrimFring$ always en hand? i v.-:,. ... , : - -' v3n3 ci.n;MMfosi: chemicals; Tfoiiiws;, 3 i Fine TLiir and Tooth T?nicl . Elites' isMrBtmoifor ; ' 'ijilfakScU-''- Recipes caref&Tiy:"W'pond&4..:--;'.,v . . :.f1 . fXv-r-N"-- AH orders, correctly answered. ' ICvcrf article war ranted genuine' and of the best qnaluj.; A GESTS for 'all' leading Pc o;Z leading, Pcttht-Medicifict CITY-. TRUNK STORE. FAS3ETT GROSSMAN, . '- ' "Manufacturers of . W Traveling & Packing jLrJZrk. tJ lJTftS - VALISES, CARPET BAGS, C. boutli c est corner or I'ine and dd st s, e Saint Louis, Mo. E We are now'tirepared to -fill all orders ; j-J - ( jf in our line with prianptness " andon the "'v v -?.thc most reasonable terms. Outftock is ivJ.lLSl-Lllari:e 8S1 complete and all tif onrown nianuUcturmg. Those in want of articles irv ur liue, (wholesale or rotai". wiltdo well Urgire us call be fore purchatins eUewheie. A share vt pub'je patron age is solicited, e 6 . e nl3v3-ly Clocks, ATatelic & e ( J.SCHIITZ Would announce to the citizens of Brownvilla aiid vioimtv that he has- located hiinseTf in Brownville. andiic-n keeping a full assort. lcnt of everythms 111 his Unevfs business, wbicn will be soli 1"W for cash, lie will also do all kinli of re pairing of tkxis, watches and jewelry. . All work war- ranted. . . - - " ' v3ulSly S. LOCKWOOD." 1858. . ' It.' E. Pouekoy Lockwood & Pomeroy, , Wholesale and notaifDei.lcr's in , .1 ATJEX f5 STRAW GOODS. Also, Shippers of American Furs of every de- scnption; lor which they will pay, the highest Marlet Price, . - IN CASH. ! " OUKTKY Merchants are iavited to examine our J stock. of Iiats & Caps for the approach ins irnn; anl Sumnrer trade, 'which wiltbclargefasliionnble, and well selected., lnpomt of variety our stockshall not be excelled by any Uonse in bt. LOuis.' rOur prices will below, terms accommodating. Call ajid see us at our New Store. Second. St. St. Joseph. Mo.-. . ' ' f ,32-6ui e , M'NUTT'S ' .." ST01IAIDJI.JHTTEBS Are an unequalled Ton Tr and Stoviaehic, a "positive and palatable Keiuetrj for, general Debility, Vys pejjsla, loss of Aj'pettte and all diseases of the 'D iy est ive Organs. '.- 6 ' , - " LL Those JUlt org are a sure Preventive of ; FEVER. AHD AGUE ! Thev nrp nrenarpd from the Turcot materials by an old and experienJedUrugjistj, and therefore. can be relied ' :"U THEY AID . DIGESTION! By pently exeitinetke system inti ahealthy action are pleasant to the taste, ancraiso.Rive tnai vigor ro the sjteui thatissOfssenlial to health. JV W ItW K i.ISS Ilia VIS laniu ui cu.vi- ..u... 1 - . ,..1; ' .... ..n - . . i t.-rt e t OirAaflmiic a lay before eatinc.. , Prepared only by WL- Il'- UTT, ; ST. L.OLTS, MO, Oct. 23. '53 ' 15-ly PKODLTE DEALEHS, Forwardiite - &: Commission MERCHANTS; Na TS; North Levee, SuLouis, Mo. Orders fcr Groceries ivpd-.ManuraetttrC'd Articles accu rately CUed at lowert poHii hie rate. . Consignment for sale and re4hinnevit reHtsyrticiteil. Shipiueuts ofU kiHt,:wi'l?f fitAfull)?.nOe4t.:- 6 . Messrsl; H Itefli it Co - - , :: St. Louis EarUett. MoO-rtih & C-.. : :." r ' " , do-'-.' rf'Hthisrt. t..-JSMajjn'arit-!;.. . do- . Hon.,w ir B'iifrmst&, 'natw'fcn'f.Missotir'i J O Ilarinou. Ksil iiroCify; iili-" . .Messrs -Molony, Lrti Cm. ye.Orlcan?, Louisiana J D Jackson, Ksq., " ' :. a Messrs, Hiiikle, tHiih) V Qof.J 3 " Cincinnaii, O. F lIamniap .fe.Ci .-rVCv '-'V- .d' . ' BrandeVl vV i?wfiv-!tv ' Xouisville, Ky. e . 0 Woodruff 43iitiii)n, e e Mobile. Ala. Billiwr. F.sj.;-iiv 1 " "Bearstown, 111. , May 12, ISiS :4ino . , c HAY DEN- & WILSON. aiS TTI '.'mI si t Godcli Hardware, Cimage Tiiiiuaintrs, Saddle -Trees, Hiiii.cs' Splines, arid Axles, Patent ando Llmuucled Leader, SKlllTINU, HAILXESS, ::$p:t& BHIDLE LEATHER. Ko.1I, Main Street; St. Louis 3Io., Are prepared to offer to-their customers and the trade an assortment of articles lnsurpasseil. in Quality and cheapness, by any-JJouse in their Une, East or west. 1 W E B $?E R MA R S II & C O., Manufacturers 'arid Wholesale ' Dealers ady'Made . Clothing, 5.Ma;Q St, St. "Louis, Mo. , -illlSTS, DR.VWEBS, OVERALLS, SHIRTS, ':..: and all.. kinds of ; iUE HlSHLNG GOODS; ; : ''VAi.sd rALii stock of GENT?S AND BOY'S CLOTHING, . Vfekri we tfier as lowas any House in the City. V- . " WEBSTER, MARSH & CO. li-Eagle- Mills..- : ST JOSEPH, MO. ' - -JAMES CARGILL Proprietor. A T ANUFACTURES and keeps constantly JjJ- on hR'ndfor sale, all kinds of Tlonr, ?Iea!, andjFeed stuffs. Orders solicited and promptly filled on most favorable terms. Cash paid constantly for heat. 1 or character r lour refer to every ooay that eycr.used it. St. Joseph, M.,'Ans, 30, J353.. vln!3.- y IIcGARY &HEWETT, O. B. HEWETT ATTOnfiEYS AT LAW AND SOLICITORS IN CHANCERY; . ; . BrowhTfllc. Nebraska. e Tiy practice. in th&Courts'of Nebraskajand JiTofth Vest Missouii. ' . 0o ' KEFEEEKCES. ..." Messrs. CrowMcCeary. & Co.,- . St. Lois. Uo. lion, fames M. Iluchs. "- - .-. Do Hon. JuUn R. Sheply. -' - " " Do - Horf. JasiesCrai?: - - St. Joseph, Mo Dri. Silas WoiK'..n, - Do !? A. A. Uradfori;- . ' ' lfebrtMka itr, X. T fa.t.iucUoll.J?a.. ,3- . Do ' Kinney & Ilolley, Xebrliska City. .. . U s Cheever Sweetie o.,, .do J- Sterlins ilortoa c do :s-.4:.Jftr'o'4sr'B?nnett 0 BrojvnviUe Book Bindef v. - U U 1M U 1 1 11 L'U a1 h, , 1 A . Einpirc BIoclvv No. Si Would inforru the pHblla that he ha -opened a first class JU'k Bindery, and is new prcparid:tao all kinds of Book Binding--old orotieff, bound or r-bound upon the shortest possible, notice aud on tUe tutet reasu'noble Orders received for all kinds of Blank work. July I, 185S-ly. e' 0 c. . . ? .' . ." Wnfplmifl,1rp,V fe.c,Onl(llTfiltll 6 t- vAWrri' .-. M "A. GYS, HOCK PORT,-. MO.' c BJ5GS leave to inform the public, that he has located in the above, u allied town and. offers, for sale a Choice stock of . :. . ' ,. CL O CKS, WATCHES, JEWELR Yy and other articles risijalfy kept la sjieh esrtablishments at pi-ices whicji cannot be complamed of. Being an exper ienced watcnnjaifekbe fla.tirs himseir .that jn repairing watches, clocks and jewlr? ne Can give perfect satista tion, . ' . . . 19t-6:u. JAMES HOG AN. BtANOE MANUFACTURER, Soatlica.t cr.'tjiKi anrtXocust si's. ST,'; LOUIS; MO, All kinds of Blank Book; made ff the best paper, ruled, to 'any pattern, ami, Wfd ia the new-improved patent L1BR ARIES, PEBIODICALS, I1USIC. &c, bound in any4tflp,' and t the- shortest notice,'- Having, bWM- .wrtd the premium at the last Me chanic's Fa'ir fee feels condident in insuring satisfaction' to all-who aiay eive.hini;a call. July 22, WS&. tyv3n4. ur: d, g win, .. HaTirig permanently located in BROWNVlLLEj NEBRASKA, For the'practice of Medicine, and Surgery, ten ders tiisfrofessionol "services to the eClictod.- Office on Main street: . nozJv.j : A. W. ELLIOTT, ; SEED J)FP 0. . Cor, Ilroariway andtVasIi Slrccl. ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI. . navinj; purchased the entire Nnrsery stoek of -John Sijrgerson &. I5ro., I am pr'epared .to offer to Ihe public the largest arid best selected .stock of Fruit Shade, and Ocnamental taees,. shrubs arid- playts ever Offered, for saje in the West. We are determined to offer such-in- ducetuents to tree planters an'I the trade as uill ensure the most entire satisfaction. Uescriptive catalogues will as win ensure be furnished, and any-infornmou ifiven, by.audreg&ing, a . A. .liLUWtl. . - - '"'"." . "Saint Louis," ilo. November "5 59-Iyv "."..'. . ISHAM.HEAVIS, 'ATTOHNEY AT LAW, EExiL ESTATE -AGENT, Falls City, 'Richardson County. ' Nebraska. , i l p. ve prompt atteuti ir to an professional busi ness intrusted to his care jn Kiohardsoh and adjoining counties; also to the drawing of deeds, pre-emption na- pers, .c., e c. - Jlay l3, '53 n4C-6a D. LANDRETH & SONS, Agricultural Warehouse : . AND SEED STORE- .. Xo. IS, Sutith Main Street, opp. New Exchange Build. o. Louis,--Missouri. Constantly on hand, Garden Grass, and "other seeds: ine uarwn seeus are, wnn siipiit exception, tt.c produce of grounds cultivated under the strict personal inspec- lion or tne senior partner or. ine nou se. - Also a large partly of our own. variety of Agricultural implements, par manufacture. " J3.Catalopues furnished gratis. CD. 24, '03 30 dnl A. S. HOLIjADAY. -M. D. Bespectfnlly informs his frienls in BrownviUe and immediate vicinity that he has resumed the practice 'el Medicine, Surgery, & Obstetrics, anJ"hopes,by strict attention to- hisprofosf ion, to receive that generous .patronape heretofore extended to him. In all cases where it is possibleor expedient, a prescription businesswiii be done, uiuce at City JJrug btore. . . Feb. 24, '59. 35. ly - . SANDALS, G0ULEY & CO. COMMISSION MERCHANTS CORKER OF '.VINE AN'D COMMERCIAL STS. ASD Number -54, North Lcvrc,. . St. Louis, Missouri Cash advances made n consignments rJers for Merchandise solicited and promptly I in pn'H 3 a c se"er'y. sola on Commission. . March 3, is58. . iy. rrtiMm rrnnVrrnrT . r.LnmLn rLnUUUn, AttorilftV . H. 11.(1' (IoHTISP NOT BELLEVUE, NEBRASKA. FRANKLTN - TYPE & STEREOTYPE FOUNDRY Ho. ma Vine St;, bet. Fourth ana Fiftn. . Cincinnati,- 0. C. F. dDRISCOLL & CO M" "anufacturersund dealers in-News, Book ana Job . Type Printing Presses. Cases,.Gallies.&c., &c. Inks, and Printing Material of -Every Dcscripticn, STEKEUTl rliG of all kind Cooks, Music. Patept Medicine Directiops, Jobs, Wood Engrevings, C, a'C. .-. Brand and Pattern Letters, various styles, GEORGE EDWARDS, OrriLJMain St, Last of Kinney & Hollu's office. Nebraska City, U. T, . Per6ns -K-ho contemplate building can he fnrnished wuh Designs, Plns, Specifications, &c, ior bnildincsol anyclass or variety of Ftyle. and the erection of the same.supcrintended if desired.. Prompt attention paid to business from a distance. ' c2tf A. D. KIRK, riier at Law, 7 Land Acat and Xotary Public. ixuo, Richardson Co., A. T. "Will practice in the Courts of Nebraska ;assisted D. L.- M'CAIJT. by Harding acd Gennett,eoraika City An Old Story In a ew Dress. 'BY. F. E. FINER. . '"I tell it as 'twas told' me.": . A very long time ago, in the western part of .Lnland, there Uvea an aged couple, whose' time had passed away since early youth-, in the every round: or farm life, arid who had nevef been Vnown to have the' least ill-feeling towards eaeh other since the time when good old parson Iferiot had united them in the holy bonds 'of wed look, twenty -five years before. bo well was the fact of their conjugal happiness known,', that they were spoken of , far arid near,- as ' the happiest pair known.' Now, the Devil (excuse, the abrupt. mention, cf -his name)' had been trying for twenty years to create'what is commonly called .'.'a. fuss in. the family," between those old; companions. .'.But much to his mortification, he hid hot been able to induce the old gentleman to' grumble about breakfast' being late onfce, or the old After repealed efforts the devil became discouraged,. , .and had he not. been a person of great determination he would doubtless hare given up the work in despair. .One day as he walked along, in a very surly mood, after another attempt to get the old lady to quarrel about t'he.pfgs getting into the yard, he met an old woman, a near neighbor.' of the aged couple. As Mr. Devil and the neighbor were very par ticular friends, they' must needs stop on the way to chat a little. 'Good morning; sir," said she, "and pray what on earth makes you look so badly this beautiful morning, isn t- the contro versy between the churches doing good service V ' . ' . "Yes, isn't Deacon W. making plenty of bad whisky ?" "Well what is the matter; . my highly honored master.1' " . . 'Everything ' else is roin2r on well enough," replied the. Devil, "but,' and here he looked -as sour as a moniiey on a crab apple tree, "old Blueford and his wife, over here., are injuring the cause terribly by their, bad example, and after trying for years to induce them to do better, I must say I consider .them hopeless." . - The old hag stood for a moment m.deep thought. "Are you sure that you have tried every way ?" "Every one I can think of. "Are you certain?" ' ' "Y'es." "Well," replied she, -Vif- you will pro mise to'make me a present of a new pair of shoes, in case I "succeed, I will make the attempt myself , :and see if I can t raise it. .. i . a quarrel DeiVeen Uieiu. To this '.reasonable request the Devil gladly consented. The old hag went her way. to neighbor Uludford s house,' and found bid Mrs. Blueford very, busily en gaged in getting things ready for her husband's comfort on his return from wotk: After the. usual compliment .had passed, the-following dialogue took place W ell, friend li., you and Mr. 13: have lived a long' time-together.". 'Five and twenty years come next No vember," replied Mrs. B. And in all this tiriie -you have never had the least quarrel," ' "Not one." ' " ' . "I arn truly glad to hear it," continued the hag, "I consider it my duy to warn you, that though this is the case, yet you . f PYT,prt t ,l,vnvs TTnvp vnti nnt mUSl llOt expect 11 always. liave ) OU IlOl observed of late Mr. B. has grown peevish , ' . ... - and stillpn at times. 'Avery little so," observed Mrs. Blue- ford. ' "I know it."' continued the hag. "and let me Wam 'OU in time to be Oh VOUT guard." ' ' Mrs. B. did think she had better do so, and asked advise as to how she ought to manage the case. ' . . ':'Have you not noticed," said the hag, 'that your-husband has a bunch of. long, coarse hair growing on a mole under his chin, on the side of his throat." ."Yes." "These are the cause of trouble, and as long as they remain you had better, look out. Now, as a friend, 1 would .advise you to cut them oiF the first time you get a chance, and thus end the trouble." -If you say do so, I will," .replied the, ' credulous old lady.. Soon after this the hag started for home, and made- it. convenient to meet Mr. B on the way. Much the same talk, in re lation to his domestic happiness, passed between them, as did between the old women. But, friend Blueford," said she, . "I think it my duty, as a chrisfain, to warn you to be on your guard, for i tell you your wife intends your ruin." Old Mr. B. was very much astonished ; yet he could not wholly discredit her. words. v hen he reached home he threw himself upon a bed in great perplexity, and feign ing sleep, studied over the matter in his own mind: ' His wife, thinking this a good opportunity for cutting, off the obnoxious hair, took her husband's razor and crept softly to his side. . Now the old lady was very much frightened at holding a razor so close to her husband's neclc, and ner hand was not so steady as it once was; so between the two, she went to work very awkwardly, and pulled the hairs in stead of cutting them off. Mr. B. opened his eyes, aud ihere stood his wife with, a razor at his throat! After what had been told him, and seeing this, he could not doubt that she intended to murder him. He sprang from the bed in horror ; and no explanation or entreaty could convince him to the. contrary. So" from that time, forth, there was ho more' peace' for that house. It was jaw, jaw, quarreling and wrangling all the lime. ' With delight the devil heard of the success of the faithful emisary, and sent her word that if she would meet hioi at the end of the iawn, at a certain time, he would pay. her the shoes. . 1 At-the appointed" time she repaired to the spot, and found the devil at the place. lie put. the shoes on the end of a long pole and, standing on' the. opposite sidecf the fence, handed them oyer to her. .She was very much pleased with them ; they were. exactly the article. '. "Hut there is one thing Mr. Devil, that I would like to have explained that is. why you hand them to me on that stick?" "Very easy .to explain,"-replied he, "any one who has the cunning and mean ness to do as you have, done don't get nearer than twenty feet of me." . So say ing, lie fled in terror." . . After a while the .old woman died;, and when she applied for admittanceto the lower regions the devil would not let her in, for fear she might dethrone him, as she' was so much, his superior. So the old woman is yet compelled to wander over the wofI3,. creating quarrels and strife in peaceful-families-and neighborhoods. Would yod know her name ? ' It is Madame Scandal. Whenshe'died, her.children, the young S.candalizers, were left orphans; but the devil, in consideration of past service done by the mother, adopted them; and so, you. see, he is the father of .that respectable class called scandal mongers'. Chickasaw and Choc taw Herald. . Curiosity of Literature- .' Below wTe give, vcrbafum, an extract from the Bowton Luminary, Tumfod.,'un Blestium Laniernn, a paper pv&lished .in the Lancashire dialect at Bowton ( Anglice Bolton), England: . This little sheet is printed wholly in this dialect, being' de signed for circulation among; the lower classes. It has a large circulation, and is withal , a very. -spicy paper ; ' Orderin a coat- On ' Mondhy before New.Yer's- Day, a young lad, to aw ap pearance abeawt ' sixteen., yer owd went into Mestur Levy's ship i' Deinsgate, uh axt if he could get a new top coat. .Cer tainly, say th' m'on at th' back oth ke'awnter wot sort could yoa like.? aw, says -th lad, it mun be -so as it ull' button ud.ith throttle- .Very wcel', says th' shopman, un proceeded to seech eawt cne' as he thdwt would fit him,'un when he d fun one, A he axt him to try it on. Eh, bless yoa, says th' lad, its not .for me'; its for." my evther. Heaw shall we know heaw to ht him, said th shopman I irave yoa brow.t his meashure ? Now, replied .th ad, he said aw mut tell yoa as he war !orty-five yer pwd, un yoa'd -Know wot size of a cooat to send. Eh, nay, says th shopman, we must have his. measure. Well, but, say th lad he s ill un connot i i V S i t came, un he lives auout three miles tro heere. Aw'll -tell yoa wot yoa mun do ; ayther's riiiddlin fat, Un has gien me a guinea, so yoa mun send mm as . Dig. a cooat as yoa han. for tli' brass. Aw'll tell yoa a better, plan. tharuthat, says th' shop man, who enjoyed theun, ' yea mun tak him one, un if it doesn't fit yoa mun bring it tack, un as yer-young, yoa mun-.go backurts un forruds till he's sn.uted. Nay by gossaw, says th iau, not it my iaymer. never gets a cooat; an wawkt cawt.. .. A Singular Case. Jane Wade, a girl about 2ft years of age, was. sentenced to roar years im prisonment in the Connecticut State Prison, by the Court in New London county, tor stealing -a -horse', iter time of imprisonment expired last October, when she was employed 'by a family in Weathersfield to do. housework. In March last, the family finding she was accustomed to stealing, turned her away. ' 1 requent ly, since then, they have missed articles about the house, and found evidences that some persons had been about the premises. They finally discovered Miss .Wade in the house, and she acknowledged that she had been there frequently and slept in the ash hole at night. But her strangest adven ture was in breaking into State Prison ! One night last week, she scaled the stone wall that incloses the prison,. by climbing a tree. The wall is about 20 feet high. From the yard, she crawled into the kitchen, which is separated from the.male prisoners, and is not guarded at night. 11. 1 . through an outlet for. the ashes, which connects with-the yard. She slept in.this ash hole for six nights, and, when found, had six empty mush or pudding pans by her side, whicn she had ' taken from the kitchen when full. On Sunday night last, she. snored so loud, in her ash bed as to attract the attention of the matron, and after a search was found and dragged out The. opinion of an eminent lawyer has been given that Miss Wade may be in dieted and convicted 'of - burglarh', she having broken into the State Prison, in the night season, and stolen six pahs of meal pudding ! There is not a parallel case on record. Women can easily preserve their youth; ior sne . wno captivates the heart and understanding never grows old. Those men talk most who are in the greatest mental darkness frogs cease their'croaking when a light is brought to the ' water-side. This line just fills this column. Lotc for Fair Hay. Strolling leisurely about Uncle Sam-3 big ship yard, at Washington, -the other I day,, we observed a regular hard-weather, sailor.-looking chap from a' rnarb-war, who, in turn, was watqhing two men drag- . ging a seven-toot cross-cut saw. tnrouga a huge live-oak log. The saw was dull, the log terrible hard," and there they went see-saw, see-saw pun, pusn, pnsn, pull. Jack studied the matter over awhile, until he came to the conclusion that they were-. pulling to see who would-get. the saw, and, as -one was a monstrous nig chap, "while the other was a little fellow, Jack decided to see-fair play ; so giving the big one a clip under the'ear that cap sized him end. over end, he jerked the saw out of the log, and giving it to the' small one, 1 1 sung out : "Now run, you beggar!" Tile Other Side of the Story. A youth in love with a maid, Each night 'neath the window he stood, And there with his soft serenade, He awakened the whole neighborhood. But vainly .he tried to arouse Her sleep .with his strains so bewitching; While he played in front of the house, - .She slept in the little .back kitchen. It is related that Dr. F- T, of Boston, was once invited by a friend to visit the theatre and see a new play. The friend proposed taking seats hear the orchestra. "Oh, no," said the Doctor, "I have a slight 'cold, .and doubt the propriety of sitting near those wind instruments." . Adam :blonaker a .number or years ago, came to Huntingdon I urnace, and seeing there, 'for the first time a pair of snuffers, asked, " . "What's them fur?" "To snuff the candle." "To sLuff the candle?" . The candle just then needing attention, Adam with his thumb and finger pinched off .the snuff, and carefully -poked -it into the snuffers, saying, . . "Well, now, them is handy!'.' M. Biot', a French author, in speaking of a school of Philosophers -whose views of. immortality' are scientific, but peculiar - You do not die ; you only change your state of aggregation. It is trae your nitrogen,"' your hydrogen, and your car bonate separate ; they are distributed through the'atriiosphere, penetrate plants and animals, of are absorbed by the earth; but as no atom perishes, you continue. to exist; the only difference is, that you find yoursclj reduced to. a more simple expression. Married," in Michigan, Mr. Henry .Bills to Miss Mary Small. V e hope the issu irig of. Small Bills is not prohibited in that State. Michigan .statutes-,-page 1001 : . "Persons may. issue bills .of any size or denomination immediately after organ izing,-by depositing securities, Sec. lnougn in tne-aoove.case wesnouiu not think it advisable to issue unril'at least nine months after organizing. Argus Democrat. Quite a humorous ghost has been visit ing the people,of Clinton, Massachusetts, and cutting up various pranks in the Vil lage. On one occasion the. ghost, it is said, chased a girl from' some wbuere to somewhere else. -We .think we should have done so, if we had been the ghost. Snub perceived that the milk he was pouring into his conee cup was none oi the richest. On this he t-aid to his hostess: "Haven't you. any milk that is more cheerful than this? ' "What do you mean by that ?" .'Why this milk seems overpowered by the blues." The Wood stock Standard is responsible for the statement that a hen, killed in Hartland last week, after a knife was put into her throat and her feathers picked. effected her escape and ran to' the barn to her next and laid an egg. .The most remarkable case on record is that of the Yankee soap-man, who, in a violent storm at sea, saved himself from death by taking a cake of his own soap and washing himself ashore.- Dr. Holston, of Zanesville, Ohio, say ; that eating pork does not bring on ihe scrofula. Glad of it. '.Cold roast pork is too good to give up without a struggle. How an old maid always eyes a single gentleman! She looks at him as she does at a. dog in dog-days, wondering whether he intends to bite.- ." . . John Neal say's "the - eagle has a con tempt for all other birds." The owl, how ever, is -more contemptuous still he hoots at everything. A wit and. a fool in company are like a crab and ah oyster : the one watches till the other opens his mouth- that he may eat him. -up. . He is the best educated who is most of a man, and is best able to accomplish the great ends of life. An eld bachelor's definition "of love: "A little sighing, a little crying, a little dying, and a great deal of lying. A perfumer should make a good editor because he. is accustomed to making "ele gant extracts." . Family -Receipts.' Bndt Cake Eighteen pounds of flour, ten pounds cf sugar, nine pounds of butter, eighteen eggs, eleven nutmegs, five quarts of milk, . . one quart of yeast, ten pounds of fruit, ." one ounce of mace, one quart of wine, and 'one pint of brandy. Roll the butter and sugar together, then add the yeast and warm milk, when it is light add the other hair ; put the fruit in when it is ready for tha oven. ' ; . . Iceing for Cake. ' Take two pounds of double refined sugar, beat and sift it through a fine sieve . put in a spoonfull of fine starch, a penny worth of gum arable, beat them.aU well together, take the white of four or. fire eggs, beat them well, and put in a spoon- . ul of rosewater, a spoonful of lemon uice, beat them with your eggs, and put ' a little into your sugar till you wet it, then beat them till your cake is baked1 put' it1" on wjta a knife. Custard Pie. Eight eggs to a quart of milk; six will do; the milk should be boiled and cooled ' before it is used ; and bits of stick cinnamon and bits of lemon peel poiled in it. Do not pour them into plates' till the minute you put them into the oven, if, you would have light crust. Bake till a silver spoon handle will cleave from the - pie when thrust in. Cherry .Pie. Should be baked in a deep plate. Take the cherries from the stalks, lay them in. the plate, add sugar and cinnamon to your, taste, put on your top crust, and. bake ;" forty-five minutes. '.,' Wortleberry Pie. Sugar and sifted cloves"are the'eommoh" seasoning. The pie will be much better for a'little lemon peeL Cranberry Pie. . . Need a little spice, a little nutmeg or ' cinnamon, and a great deal of sweeten- t ing. Raspberry Pie. ' Is very gcod; it is made similarly to .otu v i. i. ' Blackberry Pie. Is made in the same manner. . Strawberry Pie. Season as a strawberry pie. " Strawberry Custard Pie. . t Add a quart of strawberries to a quart of custard, seasoned for custard pie before it is baked, a nutmeg, four ounces sugar. and a teaspcon of rose-water. Rhubarb Stalk Pie. ' .' Strip the skin from the stalks cut them fine, and stew them very tender. Season and bake as an apple pie, except more sweetening. Peach Pie. Dried peaches are best for pics. Season. with sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, &c. Ice Currants. Take large bunches ripe currants, beat the white of an egg to a froth, dip them in it, lay them on a sieve, not to touch. sift double refined sugar over them very. thick, and dry them in an oven. Ice Cream. . Two quarts of milk, grate in it the peel of two lemons, and boil it well, after- making it very sweet, take twelve eggs,; 1 .' A M leading out halt the whites,, beat them . well, and pour the boiling milk upon them, then place it upon the fire for five minutes, stirring it constantly, afterwards pour it througn a sieve. Une pail full of ice to . quart of salt; one hour is sufficient to freeze it, but it must be stirred constantly. ." Preserve Water Jlelon Rinds. Cut the melon rinds in strips, boil them: in weak pearl-ash water fifteen minutes. then drain out the liquor ; then add one pound of loaf sugar to a pound of rinds, and boil the whole about twenty minutes." The syrup will require to be scalded several times. .. Calve3 Foot Jelly. Five quarts of water, to four feet, boil them till well done, then strain' the liquor and set it to cool, when cold take off the fat, but the jelly into a sauce pan with a glass or two of wine, two lemons cut in quarters, a few lumps of sugar, a little and yolks of four eggs ; boil it till clear, then strain it into glasses. . "". Apple Jelly. ' ' ' To as many apples as you please, put a large proportion of water, hang them over a brisk fire until they are quite soft, then strain the juice through a sieve ; weigh the liquor and put an equal jquantity of sugar. Noyau. ' For five pints, take three' of brandy, and two of spring water, four. ounces of bitter almonds or. peach meats, one ponnd tour ounces or sugar, pui your aimonas into the brandy with cinnamoni cloves malt;, iiuuuc , aiiu atuuvi) v u small quantity, pounded fine, let is stand fifteen days, shaking it often, then add the sugat and water; shake it every day for six days, then strain it off for use. Currant Jelly. One quart of currant juice, boiled, to one pound of sngar; boil it fifteen or" twenty minutes. Currant Wine. To one quart of juice, two of water, three and a half pounds of sugar ; two gallons of brandy to one barral of winu.