The commoner. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1901-1923, February 24, 1911, Page 13, Image 15

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The Commoner.
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H. Barry Company, San Francisco,
Cal. Price $3.00, net.
The River and I. By John G. Nel
hardt. With 50 illustrations. G. P".
Putnam's Sons, New York and Lon
don. Price $2.00 net.
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f 'Stuart's- Calcium Wafers have
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covered over with these disgusting
things makes people turn away from
you, and breeds failure in your life
work. Stop it. Read what an Iowa
man said when he woke up one morn
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Smile
When you think life's not worth
while.
Sit straight up and force a smile.
Smile, and shake your flst at fate
Hit the line; don't hesitate.
Smile and say, "World, howd'y do;
Here's a-looking straight at you!"
Shake yourself and force a smile.
You'll see clear sky after while.
When you meet a brother, smile;
Grasp his hand, walk double file.
Smile, and say, "Hello, old chum;
Cheer up; Don't be sad and glum!"
Smile, and every time you do
It pays interest to you.
Waste of time salt teaTs to shed
Smile, and keep on straight ahead.
Yonkers, N. Y. Chicago Dally So
cialist. If that Is tho address on tho one
wife gave us to mail wo feel greatly
relieved.
In the crowded market plac
Keep a glad smile on your face.
Frown, and you give birth to doubt
Next thing you'll be down and out.
Smile, and say,"Things coming fine
Only car load lots in mine!"
Waste of time to sigh and sob
Smile, and stick tight to the job.
Usual Excuse
Violently the delegation protested
against the vote of the senator from
Sagebrush.
"You told us, sir, that the plat
form of your party was exactly
right," shouted the spokesman, "and
that part of it which, you have re
pudiated you wrote with your own
hand in order that the wishes of
the people might be expressed with
due emphasis!"
"Quite true, I did," replied the
Senator from Sagebrush.
"And you told us that you would
stand upon that platform!"
"Gentlemen, I call your attention
to the fact that I did stand upon
that platform until I was able to
reach my present office. Every
where you will notice signs telling
us of the danger of standing upon
platformsj therefore I stepped inside
as quickly as possible.
With this the committee was
forced to be content.
The Senator from Sagebrush
understood, of course, that by the
time the date for re-election rolled
around the people would have for
gotten the little episode.
you.
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you have tried the sample and been
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facial trouble. They are In tablet
form and no trouble whatever to
take. You go about your work as
usual, and there you are, cured and
happy.
Send us your name -and address
today and we will at once send you
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dress F. A. Stuart Co., 175 Stuart
Bldg., Marshall, Mich.
The Office Boy Remarks
De guy wo't pays starvation wages
t' goils may t'ink he is gittin' rich,
but he'd better not congratulate his
self till God balances de books f'r
him.
Ma says dat de problem of properly
raisin' chil'run would be solved
quicker if dere was some way o'
flxin' -it so's fathers an' mothers
wouldn't have to woik such long
hours dat de kids is left t' grow up
by demselves.
De boss advises me not t' watch
de clock, but I notus dat he takes a
peek at it every mornin' when I
come In if he' "happens t' git dere
foist. , ,
t vtiaw t'to done a' irood day s
woik if I feel like whistling myself
when de office whistle blows.
Mother's prayers helped a lot last
summer when father busted his leg,
but us kids got our eats from de
union dad pays dues to. -
I never notused no one hesitatln
t' take any money because my han's
happened t' he doity.
Great Relief
-A-letter mailed seventy-two years
ago has just been delivered at
Talking Shop
The retired gambler looked up
from his paper long enough to re
mark: "I judge by this wedding announce
ment that the Gould family Is draw
ing to a royal flush."
"It's a long shot to draw four to
a knave," remarked the would-be
sport on tho other side of tho car.
Discovered
"I've often heard of 'the wheels
of justice,' " remarked the unsuccess
ful litigant.
"However," he remarked after a
painful pause, "it strikes me that tho
term is not well taken. I move to
amend by changing it to 'the steam
rollers" of justice.' "
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"I would like to insure your life.
said the agent.
"I am looking for some way of in
suring my living," replied Job
Hunter, who had been out of work
for weeks.
Epitaph
"What sball I carve upon your
stone,"
The sculptor asked; "to know I
must."
T"he senator in strident tone -Said
"carve 'Whs Faithful to His
Trust.' "
Grows From Seedl
FOUR MONTHS FROM PLANTINQ
A.IKW uraaas Aatt
(CliHfa)KTOwlnff In yoar
garden tills year will
glTO you a ip cat deal
of pleasure. Plant In
Spring and yon will get
a crop in abont fair
nbU. TlwnutlAof flno
flavor, resembling the
nmmi or almondi meat
la snow white; shell
thin, and great pro
dacor. Ononnt planted
will produce from ICO
to 900 iinta. Will grow
in any (toil or location.
To Ret new cnitonieni
to test our coda wo will
mall 8 Oraat Ahaoat
nuts and loiifetdCau.
lata with 10. Daa Rilt,
allforiownu. Bendto
daTandhavcsomcuung
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MILLS SKED CO., Hox tot, Waililngtoq. low. J
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Brain Leaks
Call no man friend who condones
your faults.
Charity is something more than
mere giving.
Heaven's gates are not opened
with a latchkey.
The man who has nothing but
dollars is a mighty poor man.
Misery loves company, and seldom
has difficulty in finding it.
Ever seen a man who needed a
time clock to tell him when to quit
work?
Drowning men grasp at straws,
but more straws are grasped by
thirsty men.
Lots of men leave their work at
the office but carry the worry home
with them.
Men who try to skip life's bard
places seldom land In anything better
than a muddy place.
The fellows who lack push are
always complaining about tho other
fellow having a pull.
A great many men who start off
hot-foot after business congeal below
the ankles before they catch' it.
Every time we see a married
woman fondling a poodle-dog, we
congratulate the child that might
have been.
Our idea of heaven suits us, but
we'll not refuse to remain if we
find that it is what the other man
thought It was.
The garden that the average city
man is making these February days
would furnish green goods for the
nation if made three or four months
later.
Mighty bright fellow who said that
he knows a man who flipped a dollar
to see .what party he would . affiliate
with, and became a republican be
cause the "trust" side of the dollar
came up. i
C 10,000 SEEDS 10c,
21 Wo want von to trv our Prize 8ccds this Tear '
sr and havn aMpctM so heat varietlo and trot nn 10.M4
aeeda esrjcciaUv to crow Vrlzo VeKCtablcs and
Flowers. They will produce more than 26. worth of
Vegetables and 10 bushels of Flowers.
H Seeds Cabbage 3 UeitvarieUca. 3 picts.
4 " 4 "
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3 " 3 "
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Lettuce
Onion
RadUh
Tomato
Tumlp
Flowers
IS r: ran if Ffnwerlntr Varieties
In all is RamIs. and onr new Heed Hook with a
isc Credit Check gooa ror ioc selection, postpaid, iuo.
PAIKVIEW SEVAi FARMS, Box 122. Syracuse, n. v.
IO Cherry Troe $1. whypnyhiBh
40 Concord Grape $1. cry stock when
Duo bill for 5e5 contu and cutalotfuo fre.
FAIRBURY NURSERIES. Box E. Fairbury, Nebr.
BIG CROPS
rounder Fltximt uarroni
100.000 In use. Write
now rorcatau ana
lellrcrod prices,
latlsf action (ruar'd
So, 25 Ft. Atkinson, WI.
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f.Ive Express Office. Ssl'l Chtinll
Company, H19 Ohio art., Sidney, O.
Freo report as to Patentability. Illustrated Ould
Doolr. and Llstof Inventions Wanted, sent free.
VICTOR J. KVANS & CO., Washington, D.O
gr? $75
,- " to
Agents wanted In ovory county to sell Novelty
Knives. Razor Steel Iilndes. Unbreakablo Transpa
rent Handles which show name, address, photos,
lodge and society emblems, eta Let us enow you
how to bo Independent Big Commission. Quick
Sales. Write at ones for exoluulvo torrJtory.
NOVELTY CUTLERY CO., 66 Bar St, Canton, 0.
"Banking Made Safe."
Tried by a three million dollar fail
ure in which the depositors lost not
one cent, and sustained by the supremo
court jot tho United States, the Okla
homa state banks stand unrivalled for
security among financial institutions.
On tho basis of absolute safety we ask
?pour patronage. Satisfied depositors
n every state of tho Union attest our
ability to handlo your account right.
Interest paid on Time Deposits and
Savings Accounts.
GUARANTY STATE BANK,
Muskogrea, Oklahoma.
M. 0. Haskall, Vlea President,
M. C Salts, Cashier.
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