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The Commoner.
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10 PENNIES LEAD
10 MEN TO
GET $32,034.81
Fortunes mndo with Stranco Invention. New,
elenntlo, inoneyinakIne opportunltj-. No longer
controlled by a fow now open to any man or
woman. Astounding, but truo; over 152,000 In
S weeks nn actual record, Road tho grand
glorious news, how 10 men llko yourself
earned over 032,000.00 nlmply becauso
thoy had Bomothin everybody wno longing,
hoping, wishing for: Of this Hum Korstnd
(Farmer) Bold 2,U12 In 2 weeks; Zlmrnor
man (Farmer) orders 93,850 In 3D days;
Htonoman (Artist) oom vue.ibl in
00 days. No woudorCushraan Bays:
"A rnn who can't boII your noodn
couldn't Boll bread in a fnnilno."
But listen I Hasp (A cent) Bold
91,085 In 73 dnys; Jucll (Clerk)
80,800: Oviatt (Minister) 4,000
Cook (Solicitor) 94,000: Rogers
(Surveyor) $2,800: Jloard(I)octor)
92,200; Ilart 95,000 and took 10
orueratn a nours.
Itogoro vrrltOB
U V 1 4 I JL K
baths has
... .- i 1 sWTsa TsWT i TSsSsSssW KW au MiJ
"SEE IT QHHmJV Plcco of
ENERGIZE" property.
Expect to got
nnothor.4' Hundreds already crottina rich. You
Hhould too; why not? Exporlonco don't matter.
uow uusy jusbiuiuw, luuuvy juurs o proilt.
Allon's Bath Apparatus elves every homo a bath
room lor 90.50: all othorfl$150; yet do Ions. Think
of itl Bo onorgizos water, 1 gallon amplo: clean
ses almost automatically: no plumbing. Could
anything bo moro popular? It's irresistible.
llocso (Uarpontcr) saw uv people sold 55; re
sult $320. ,rSoll 8 out of 10 houses," writes Mnro
noy (Olork). LET US START YOU as exoluulvo
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Soar again, '.territory golngiast. ltoauorwakoup;
. on't plod: get rich. Itlsk 1 cent now a postal
for freo book, proofs and remarkable offer.
THE ALLEN MFG. GO. 1821 Allen Bldg. Toledo, 0.
'tacky I answered ad. Moi.gy lomlnir fiut." A. I... Mo.
1 1 mml
1'ok icllLavolilae
citlcntH, mivtt fuel,
ami bo up-fo-tlatc
on butchering and
butter boiling days
by using
The PERFECTION
IMPIIOV1SD
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Burns wood or coal. Will accommodate any size
lr.on or copper kettle up to 40 gallons capacity. UBcd
for all kinds of form cooking. Wrlto for our cata
logue snowing this kettle rango and our largo lino
bf.Land JtollorH. Watering Troughs, etc. Manufac
tured by FRANK L. WEAVER, New Oxford, Pa.
Tho pay la good, tho work congenial, and promo,
tlon rapid in tho U. S. Civil Service If you aro an
American man or woman over 18 yon aro ellglblo
for any government position if you. pass tho Civil
Service Examination. To loam how you can qualify
in yourpare time, mitofor our free I. C. 8. booklot,
INTERNATIONAL CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOLS.
Bax 1193, 8cAST8, Pa.
Piiifc No Feo until allowed. Freo Books,
JTllienia FULLER A FULLEH, WmUlnjton, U. C.
PATENTS
Bates reasonable.
Watson E. Coleman,
Patent Lawyer, Washington,
D.O. Advice and books free.
Highest references. Best services.
PATENTS SEffi?t&rK
Freo report ns to Patentability. Illustrated Guldo
Book, nnd List of Invention Wanted, sontfrcp.
Vieron J. Evans k Co., Washington, D. O.
ECZEMA
DAN HE CURED. My wild, toothing, guaranteed cur
Joel Itand FRL.: , AMPLE provei It. STOPS TUE ITCHING
and cure to slay. WUITE WOW TODAY.
DR CANNADAY, 174 PARK SQUARE. SEDALIA, MO
AGENTS EAltN J75 to $260 a month selling
Novety Knivep. Blades, razor steel. Six months'
guarantee. Handles decorated with name, address,
lodgo emblems, trado designs, pcrsonnl photo, or
pictures of Bkyan and other celebrities. Great
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Novelty Cutlery Co., 606 Bar St., Canton, 0.
VETERINARY COURSE AT HOME
cMnnrk. tear and upwards can be made taking our Veter.
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RESPONDENCE SCHOOL Otpt. 10, London, Canada,
RIDER AGENTStWJWTED
in each town to ride and exhibit simple
X9X0 Bicycle. Write for s fecial offer.
We Ship on Approval without acttt$
deposit, allow 10 DAYS rncc miw.
feBjSSS-AiJE Ktlll
and frtfiiy freight on every bicycle,
FACTORY PRICES on Dlcy
sundries. Do not tuy untl 1 you receive oiircat
inr an a intra nnr unheard or trices and marvelous special offer.
Ylree, coastet braVe rear -wheels, lamps, sundries, half prices.
MEAD CYGkK CU. Ufjpit N177 wnijtu, m
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Slightly Mixed
For some time rumors had been
current to the effect that a move
was shortly to be made in the fa
mous rate case. Attorneys were
busily conferring, and prominent cit
izens and business men seemed pro
occupied while at their places of
business.
All this, of course, could not fail
of attracting the attention of Judgo
Fixem, and anticipating a sudden call
upon him he so arranged matters as
to bo in chambers practically all of
his time.
This being true Judge Fixem was
all ready, and not at all surprised,
when he saw filing into his office a
fine array of legal talent and a dele
gation of prominent men.
"The court will be in order!" ex
claimed the baliff.
Assuming his most judicial air,
Judge Fixem asked what brought
the delegation.
"Your honor," said an attorney,
slowly rising and spreading out a
large array of legal documents', "we
appear this morning in the matter
of the recent freight and passenger
rates fixed by the legislature and
the railway commission. It Is not
necessary for us to go into the his
tory of these now famous laws,
therefore I will hasten to the point.
We have here prepared a writ of in
junction which we wish to have issue
from this honorable court, enjoin
ing the "
"I .eee!" exclaimed Judge Fixem,
reaching for his pen. "I see. You
seek to enjoin the enforcement of
these confiscatory laws. I will at
once sign the temporary restraining
order and set the date for hearing at
any time most convenient to you.
Such laws should not be enforced
until they have been reviewed as to
their constitutionality the opinion
to be handed down by some one
whose knowledge of "
"I beg your pardon, your honor,"
said the attorney. "We are not ap
pearing for the railroads to see an
injunction against the enforcement
of these laws, which we think wise
and beneficial. We appear to secure
an order restraining the railroads
from enjoining our public officials
from performing" their duty."
"What!" shrieked Judge "Fixem,
WllMMA
growing livid with rage. "Would
you seek to use this honorable court
in that manner? Would your prosti
tute the writ of injunction to such
oase and ignoble ends? I am sur.
prised! I am dumfounded! I re
fuse to sign any such ridiculous re
straining order, and I warn you and
your associates not to again seek to
make of this court a tool in the
hands of the anarchistic element.
Tho baliff will adjourn court."
Passed
The pilgrim knocked at tho gate
and waited for St. Peter to open.
"Well, who are you?" asked Peter.
"One who would fain enter."
"Those who enter here must show
cause," said Peter. "What have you
to say for yourself?"
"Very little," said the pilgrim.
"While on earth I tried to treat my
family as cordially as I treated my
customers, And I never laughed at
a mother-in-law joke, and "
"That's enough!" exclaimed Peter.
"You walk right over there and pick
out your own harp and crown."
Tho Sufferer
"What's the matter with Puffeiiy?
A month ago he was the picture of
health. Today he looks as decrepit
as a picture of Father Time."
"He got a fine meorchaum pipe
for Christmas, and ho is trying to
color it."
Coincident
"They tell me that Stocksonbonds
is dead broke."
"Yes; he invested all his money
in airship stock, and neither the
stock nor the airship would go up."
Ignorance is an enemy that we
may overcome.
Johnnie Wise
"Now. Johnnie," said the teacher,
"how do' you pronounce o-1-e-o-m-a-r-g-a-r-i-n-e?"
"Butter!" shouted Johnnie Wise,
whose father kept the corner grocery.
Hope never dies in a heart full of
love.
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Washington News
q
Speaker Cannon took the floor in
the house and delivered a vigorous
address in favor of liberal appropria
tions for waterways.
The house passed a rivers and
harbors bill carrying an appropria
tion of more than $35,000,000. .
Senator Dupont's bill to prohibit
hazing at West Point passed the
senate.
By order of the senate, President
Taft's Lincoln day speech in New
York will be printed as a govern
ment document and circulated
throughout the country as republi
can campaign literature. "It will be
printed as a pamphlet so that it may
be circulated under frank. -
Members of the . bouse Jhave de
manded that Commander-Peary pre
sent his proof to the i .world before
UUUgltiDa YUICO uiju u. fauiu tuvumi
It is promised that if the suggestion
is brought up in the house, it will
be vigorously and frankly defended
by members who have become weary
of the north pole affair.
James R. Garfield, former secre
tary of the interior, appeared before
a joint committee and pointed out a
number of defects In the Taft-Bal-linger
conservation measures.
Nebraska's appeal from the deci
sion of Federal Judge Munger
against the guaranteed deposits law,
has been filed in the United States
supreme court.
Speaking in the sena'fe Mr. Davis,
of Arkansas, attacked the Standard
Oil' company and said hewould like
to so:; John D. Rockefeller "In hell."
Hfe, Attacked the pending bill authorizing-
an- oil amf gaB pipe line
acrossthe-publlc landjJLArkansas.
Tiilsliill had been inTfuMW Sen-
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