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What's the use of sighing When the sun shines all the while? What's the use of groaning When you have a chance to sing? What's the use of moaning When the fields their harvests fling? What's the use of waiting . For old trouble to beset? What's the use berating Sorrows that you'd best forget? What's the use repining When there's lots of work to do? What's the use of whining When the work is up to you? What's the use of squealing When your plans are put to rout? What's the use of feeling Like you'd been put down and out? What's the use of waiting For results you can't avoid? What's the use of hating When there's love that's un alloyed? What's the use of scowling When a smile will clear the, way? What's the use of growling When good cheer brings betterJ Pay? ,. :; What's the use bewailing . - Things that can not, bo undone? What's the use of hailing " Fears already on tho run? be tardy. When she camo homo at noon mamma asked: "Were you tardy this morning?" "No, mamma; but if I hadn't been a minute sooner I would have been late." Wanted Particulars "What I need is a change of air," growled" Colonel DeMillyuns. "Spell 'it, please," exclaimed Payn ter Uppe, his nephew. Police! "Does a tree think?" inquires a German scientist. Don't know, mein herr; suppose you get some accom modating woodchopper to ax it. Well? Washington Herald. One thing about tho incubation of a joke like this it doesn't take long to hatchet. Huh! Opportunity Having listened quietly while tho injunction writ was read to us, at its conclusion we asked: "What can we do?" "You must obey tho writ, and in the- meanwhile confine your efforts to having the law under which it was issued repealed." "And if we try to have the law repealed, what then?" "O, you will be jailed for con tempt of court." Having had the matter thus fully explained we were left to ponder. Pondering, by the way, was about all that was left for us to do, under the terms of the writ. "There are no striking issues in the present campaign," says the Washington Herald. Possibly because of a fear of an injunction in case of a strike. Texas School Land $1.00 to $5.00 Per Acrt Toxna baa passed now School Land Laws. Millions ot Acres are now to bo .old by tho Btato at 61.00 to K.oo por 'aero j only one-fortieth cash and no more to nay for 10 ycara.unlcasoucleslrot only 3 por cent Interest. You- Tnw lon't It Vinw n lnf nf iiTilnn canmiyiwaereaatll.OQpcracre.pavableW.lWdownana I uj , q" - " ' " -" " September The melancholy days have conie,1 And weighed with woe my soul; The winter time will soon bo here, And still I've bought no coal. The Oklahoma City Times -says that all the banks might close at once, and then asks, "What would become of a guarantee fund in that case?" Yes, and everybody might die on the same day,, and then what would we do for undertakers? Horrible thought! Button Hole Campaign Badges with Bryan's Picture, 500 in a box. $2.00 2 boxes, ?3.00 10 boxes. $10.00. Special Drice larfte quan tises and other candidates' pictures. FEDERAL EQUIPMENT CO., 0G0 Monadnock Bide. Chicago tSSD to year's tlmo on tho balance, 3 Interest. Greatest 1 ppporiumcy oyer otrcrca to investors ami larmoru. xoxas (bind Is bettor than Oklahoma, Iowa or Illinois. 8cml 50 feentHfor Book of Instructions. New State Law and Man of Texas, and I will tell you FREE how to socuro list pf Over 400 million acres ot vacant public laudsln 25 (lit-xe-rent States, -which are open to homestead. Address E:C. HOWE, 733 Hartford Building, CHICAGO, ILL. men who always insist on having the label on tho clothing, shoes, hats, to bacco and shirts, never think about demanding the label on the party candidates. Funny, did wo ask? That isn't exactly the word we want to use.. We Trust Yon For Stoves and Ranges 1"" I! 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Tho Ownership of the Ox J Swinging about in his revolving chair the manager of the great man ufacturing concern addressed his pri vate secretary, saying: "Have you posted up in the factory those notices that if my candidate is not elected the whistle will- not hlow the morning after election?" "Yes, sir." "What do the men say ahout it?" "I haven't heard- them say any thing, but they are talking among themselves." "All right; let 'em talk. But you take care that they learn that I mean it. Nbw you send for a reporter on the Morning Smudge. I want to give him .an interview and tell the public what I think about the anarchistic attempt of that man Gompers to de liver the labor vote to the opposition" ll BANKING BY MAIL MADE SAFE" By tho establishment of tho legal re serve, tho states have made tho policy holders In tho life Insurance companies safo. By tho guaranty bank law Okla homa has made depositors In her state l)h.nks sa-Ce. 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Quite Tntelligiblo School began, last Monday, and little Dorothy was all ' ' excitement. Owing to tho fact that 'mamma had something important on hand Dor Parody's Ilall of Fame Maud Mujler, as she raked the hay ,; cuciun uig irees, For endless gaglets paved the way,! aua paroaies. :V Louisville Courier-Journal. And Paul Revere, since when he rode So fast and hard, Has been the theme of many an ode By every bard. New York Mail. And Hiawatha, don't forget- This gent of noje; ';' ; For he has :often helped, you bet, The. toiling -pote. Nashville -Tennesseean. Ahou Ben Adhem, too, by jink's! 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