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    Time it! Pape’s Diapepsin ends
all Stomach misery in five
minutes.
Do some foods you eat hit back—
taste good, but work badly; ferment
into stubborn lumps and cause a sick,
eour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr. or
Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down: Pape's
Diapepsin digests everything, leaving
nothing to sour and upset you. There
never was anything so safely quick, so
certainly effective. No difference how
badly your stomach is disordered you
will get happy relief in five minutes,
but what pleases you most is that it
strengthens and regulates your stom
ach so you can eat your favorite foods
without fear.
You feel different as soon as "Pape's
Diapepsin" comes In contact with the
stomach—distress just vanishes—your
stomach gets sweet, no gases, no belch
ing, no eructations of undigested food.
Go now, make the best investment
you ever made, by getting a large flfty
cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any
store. You realize in five minutes how
needless it is to suffer from indiges
tion, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Ad£
Maybe So.
V "I wonder why the girls insist on
* wearing those furs that cover up their
faces.”
"Perhaps it’s to hide their blushes
for the short skirts they're wearing."
M . -
r CARE FOR YOUR HAIR
Frequent Shampoos With Cuticura
Soap Will Help You. Trial Free.
Precede shampoo by touches of Cu
ticura Ointment if needed to spots
of dandruff, itching and irritation of
the scalp. Nothing better for the com
plexion, hair, hands or skin than
these super-creamy emollients. Also
as preparations for the toilet.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv.
Sensitive.
Every seat in the trolley was occu
pied when a group of women got in.
Going through the car to collect the
fares, the conductor noticed a man
asleep. Seizing him by the shoulder,
he proceeded to shake him back to
a state of consciousness.
"Wake up!” shouted the conductor.
“I wasn’t asleep,” said the passen
ger.
“Not asleep,” snapped the conduc
tor. "Then what did you have your
eyes closed for?”
“It was because of the crowded con
dition of the car,” explained the pas
senger. "I just hate to see women
standing."
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Swiss Develop Toy Industry.
In Switzerland the toy industry has
recently been developed to a consid
erable extent. Various organizations
in different parts of the country have
joined hands with a view- of increasing
its efficiency and of encouraging and
facilitating the exportation of its prod
ucts. Important orders have already
been filled for France and England.
Some firms alone have produced hun
dreds of new models in wood and in
pasteboard, and more are being added
daily. The industry is to be now in
a position to take care of a large for
eign demand and to supply many of
the needs of the United States.
Tit for Tat.
The young couple were dawdling
over a late breakfast after a night at
an ultra smart party.
“Was it you I kissed in the con
servatory last night?” hubby in
quired.
She looked at him reminiscently:
“About what time was it?”
Natural ConcNalon.
He—I see the West '.’ears t horse
famine.
She—Why? Haven't they sutomo
biles out there?
I
For a really fine coffee at a mod- |
erate price, drink Denisoft’s Seminole !
Brand, 35c the lb., in seal-id cans.
Only one merchant in each town
sells Seminole. If your grocer isn't j
the one, write the Denison Coffee Co., (
Chicago, for a souvenir and the name
ot your Seminole dealer.
Buy the 3 lb. Canister Can for $1.00.
—Adv.
How He Dscribed It.
The newly arrived citizen from
Italy was trying his best to buy a
colander, but could not muke the clerk
understand what he wanted. The clerk
showed him several kinds of pans, but
at each he shook his head. Finally
he got an idea.
“Giv-a me dis-a kind,” he said. "Ze
water go ahead, ze macaroni stop.”
CURED OF BRIGHT’S DISEASE.
Mrs. A. L. Crawford, Medfield,
Mass., writes: "Dodd’s Kidney Pills
cured me of Bright's Disease, and I
am healthy and strong to-day and
have been blessed
with good health ever
since my cure. When
the doctors pronoun
ced my case Bright’s
Disease I was in such
a serious condition
that they could not
ao anytmng tor me.
I kept getting worse. My limbs from
my ankles to my knees swelled and
my eyes were so swollen that I
couldn't see. As a last hope I thought
I would give Dodd’s Kidney Pills a
trial. I gradually improved and kept
on taking them and they cured me
thoroughly.”
Dodd’s Kidney Pills, 50c per box at
your dealer or Dodd’s Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Dodd’s Dyspepsia Tab
lets for Indigestion have been proved.
50c per box.—Adv.
Harm Done by Hertzian Waves.
Ever since the extensive commercial
employment of wireleas telegraphy,
there have been many who believe
that the powerful Herteian waves se
riously affect organic life. In fact,
some have even suggested that laws
or regulations should be enacted to
protect organic life against wireless
waves. With a view to determining
the extent and nature of the radio j
waves' influence on organic life and
climate, Dr. C. Abel-Musgrave recent
ly asked several questions on the sub
ject to be answered by a number of
prominent German scientists. Tim
summary of their answers was that
wireless waves have no influence on
organic life, nor do they alter climatic
conditions, although it is true that
certain electrical stresses are capable
of accelerating rainfalls.
Domestic Drama.
"Where are the papers?” he de
manded.
She looked him fearlessly in the
eye. "I have hidden them,” she said
calmly.
“Woman! You dare to defy me?
Produce those papers instantly, or
I—”
“That will do, Henry. Sit down and
eat your breakfast, and I’ll give you
the morning papers after you are
through. I’m tired of seeing you so
absorbed in the war news in tfae morn
ing that you haven’t time to say a
; word to me or the children.”
Such Is Life.
I “Life is just one darned thlrg after
another."
"What's the matter now?-’
“I've been taking dancing lessons
for six months just to please my wife,
and now I’ve got to begin all over
again and learn to dance on skates."
Discharged.
"What's the new office boy p name.”
"Gunn.”
“Fire him.”
Everyone Should
Drink Hot Water
in the Morning
Wash away all the stomach, liv
er, and bowel poisons be
fore breakfast.
'I II
To feel your best day In and day
out, to feel clean inside; no sour bile
to coat your tongue and sicken your
breath or dull your head; no constipa
tion, bilious attacks, sick headache,
colds, rheumatism or gassy, acid stom
ach, you must bathe on the inside like
you bathe outside. This is vastly
more important, because the skin
pores do not absorb impurities into
the blood, while the bowel pores do,
says a well-known physician.
To keep these poisons and toxins
well flushed from the stomach, liver,
kidneys and bowels, drink before
breakfast each day, a glass of hot wa
ter with a teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate in it. This will cleanse,
purify and freshen the entire alimen
tary tract, before putting more food
into the stomach.
Get a quarter pound of limestone
phosphate from your druggist or at
the store. It is inexpensive and al
most tasteless, except a sourish
tinge which is not unpleasant. Drink
phosphated hot water every morning
to rid your system of these vile poi
sons and toxins; also to prevent their
formation.
To feel like young folks feel; like
you felt before your blood, nerves and
muscles became saturated with an ac
cumulation of body poisons, begin this
treatment and above all, keep it up!
As soap and hot water act on the skin,
cleansing, sweetening and purifying,
so limestone phosphate and hot water
before breakfast, act on the stomach,
liver, kidneys and bowels.—Adv.
FOUND FAIR CLIENT’S HUBBY
Sleuth's Methods Took Time, but Once
on the Trail He Was Certain
of Success.
After the third injection of iced tea
the great detective turned to his fair
visitor and said: “You say your hus
band used to be a baseball umpire and
all you know of his whereabouts or
other belongings is that he is em
ployed as a waiter at one of the city
restaurants?"
“Excisely," replied his visitor with a
slight foreign accent, according to the
Detroit Free Press.
“I will find him for you, but it may
take all day,” said the great detective.
And going to the telephone he called
up the proprietor of every restaurant
in the city and extracted from each a
promise not to allow any flapjacks to
be made that day.
“Now come with me," said the great
detective, and they began a tour of the
city's 213 restaurants. Not until the
one hundred and fifteenth did the
great detective genius find its reward.
“A plate of flapjacks with two
straws, please,” he ordered for the
one hundred and fifteenth time.
The waiter threw back his head and
a strange mystic light shone in his
eyes as he intoned loudly; “Batter is
out!”
“Your umpire!" cried the great de
tective, and, leaping to his feet, he
stripped the waiter’s false mustache
from his face.
It was his fair client's husband.
Strategy.
"Mother, it a poor hungry little boy
was to come to the back door and ask
for something to eat, would you give
him that piece of pie that was left
over from dinner?”
“Yes, Willie, I think I should.”
"Well, just wait a minute till I run
around to the back door.”
The United States used one-fifth of
the 40,000,000,000 pounds of sugar pro
duced in the world lt.st year.
“I Feel Like
A Real Day s Work”
Most men do who have good digestion,
steady nerves and a clear brain. Right
living—particularly right eating—makes for
^ energy and ambition.
^ The sound nourishment that
gives “punch” to wade right into
work, is richly supplied by the field
grains. But some grain foods are
lacking in certain mineral elements
which are all-important for physical
and mental vigor.
Grape-Nuts
FOOD
—made of selected whole wheat and malted barley, furnishes one all
the nutriment of the grain, including their vital mineral salts—phosphate
of potash, etc.—necessary for the balanced rebuilding of body, brain
and nerves.
Grape-Nuts is easily digested; has a delicious nut-like flavour; is
ready to eat direct from package; and with cream or good milk is
a splendidly balanced food.
“There’s a Reason” for GRAPE-NUTS
Sold by Grocers'everywhere.
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_HE KEPT HIS PLEDGE_
John N. Tillman of Fayetteville,
Ark., is an ambitious person with
cleanly chiseled, statemanlike fea
tures, red haid—red hair with a ro
mantic backward sweep—and a dis
position to do those things that he
sets out to do. Consequently, because
he made a little agreement in his early
boyhood to go to congress, he has gone
to congress. More than thirty years
ago a pair of youngsters, one of them
Tillman, sat under a big oak tree and
offhandedly made a boyish compact
to meet some day in congress The
plan entered into lightly was not
sealed in blood, Huck Finn fashion,
or anything like that; still, as Tillman
looked at it, an agreement is an agree
ment. He took the thing seriously
and made up his mind to keep the
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trysc. niver since uiai ua/ uuu^i
big oak tree he has conducted himself
as one having an appointment to ful
fill and eager to be on the way. Both
the young men who framed the pledge became lawyers and each serven ms
district as prosecuting attorney. Then one of the young men blew up, so far
as sticking to his agreement was concerned. He quit thinking about con
gress and became a Presbyterian minister.
After serving as district prosecutor Tillman became a circuit judge and
then was honored by being elected president of the University of Arkansas
That might have been enough honor for Tillman, and doubtless would
have been, except for his agreement. He had told his friend he was going
to be on hand at a certain place, and he meant to do just that. When he
began his campaign he frankly told the voters about his boyish compact, and
put it squarely up to them whether he should be able to keep his agreement
or not.
What else was there for the voters to do? You couldn’t go to the polls
and force a man to break a pledge, could you?
SUCCESSOR TO FRENCH I
Gen. Sir Douglas Haig, who has
succeeded Field Marshal French as
commander of the British forces in
France and Flanders, is fifty-four
years old. He began his military ca
reer with the Seventh Hussars in 1885
and served in the Sudan and South
African campaigns, in both of which
he won distinguished honors and pro
motions.
At the outbreak of the present
war he was general officer command
ing at Aldershot and afterward was
made commander of the first army.
Several times during the war Gen
eral Haig has been highly praised in
the dispatches of the general he has
succeeded. At the battle of the Aisne
Ills conduct was described by Field
Marshal Sir John French as “bold,
skillful and decisive.”
Field Marshal French in his dis
patch to the British war office describ
mg uie ramous retreat trom Hons, '■—~~~ - --— >
credited Sir Douglas with having extricated his corps from a difficult position
at Landrecies.
General Haig was chief staff officer to Sir John French during the Coles
fcurg operations, when the British cavalry had a difficult task in trying to
round up the mobile Boer commanders. Later he was given command of a
group of columns, and after the South African war was made inspector gen
eral of cavalry In India, one of the most coveted commands for cavalry
officers in the British service.
After a few years of staff duty in England he became chief of staff in
India.
General Haig is a Scotchman. He won his first honor under General Kitch
ener in the Sudan, where he was promoted to a brevet major on the field for
gallantry at Atbara and before Khartum.
PRESIDENT OF PERU
■ »» ■ I. ..<1
Jose Pardo has again assumed the
presidency of the republic of Peru,
and now that South America and
South American affairs are attracting
the notice of the United States, his
career and record of service are of
special interest.
Mr. Pardo was born in Lima some
fifty years ago, the third son of the
famous statesman, Manuel Pardo, him
self a former president of the republic.
During the early years of his life Mr.
Pardo devoted his attention to the
family estates, the principal produc
tion of which is sugar cane. Turning
to politics, he was elected president
of the republic for the term 1904-08,
and it is his achievements during this
period that promise a stable govern
ment.
The benefits derived by the coun
try during Mr. Pardo's previous term
of office, where the reforms were of
r" ~ ■ ii i ii fected, show that numerous treaties
were signed, as well as diplomatic agreements, which paved the way for the
amicable solution of the grave frontier disputes with the neighboring re
publics.
Such institutions as the Superior Academy of War, the Intendence, the
Department of Military Hygiene and the Fencing academy were all founded
under his regime, the practice of sending deserving members of both arms to
foreign armies and navies and the establishment of schools in the barracks
originating likewise with him. The bringing up to date of the field artillery,
the erection of cartridge manufacturing plants and of several barracks in
different localities are also directly due to the initiative of Mr. Pardo in
military matters.
Mr. Pardo was always a firm advocate of the construction of railways.
During his last terra the important lines of Sicuani to Cuzco and Oroya to
Huancayo were coicluded and given over to public service.
GALLIENI, ENERGETIC AND SIMPLE
Energetic simplicity is the domi
nating characteristic of General Gal
lieni, France’s new minister of war,
and he gave a good example of it on
September 3,1914, when he found him
self suddenly intrusted with the de
fense of Paris upon that crucial day.
The government had fled to Bor
deaux before the onrush of the Teu
tonic hordes. Gallieni must defend the
city. He felt that his first duty was to
tell the Parisians of the situation be
fore them. He summoned a famous
historian on his staff to prepare the
proclamation.
Gallieni glanced at the long, hlgh
eounding phrases, thanked the his
torian, handed him his page and,
picking up a pen, wrote:
"To the Inhabitants and the Army
of Paris: The members of the gov
ernment of the republic have left Paris
to give a new impulse to the national
defense. 1 have received the order to
defend Paris against the invader. That order I will carry out to the very end.
—Gallieni.”
That phrase, "to the very end"—Jusqu' au bout—put heart into the
Parisians. It is the most famous phrase the war has given France.
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Bumper Grain Crops
' Good Markets—High Prices
. Prizes Awarded to Western Canada for
Wheat, Oats, Barley, Alfalfa and Grasses
k _ The winnings of Western Canada at the Soil Products
\ Exposition at Denver were easily made. The list
1 comprised Wheat, Oats, Barley and Grasses, the most
J important being the prizes for Wheat and Oats and
i sweep stake on Alfalfa.
No less important than the splendid quality of Western
Canada’s wheat and other grains, is the excellence oi
the cattle fed and fattened on the grasses of that
fc, country. A recent shipment of cattle to Chicago
toppea tne market m tnat city tor quality and price.
Welters Cued, produced is 1915 one-third .1 much via)
«f *k« United States, nr aver 300,000,000 bushels
IlKfrKL Canada in proportion to population has a preate*
KrVCl p*^_ A I |^<tl ^ exportable surplus of wheat this year than any
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A muscle from a frog's leg is util
ized by a French inventor to receive
and record wireless signals. •
Piles Cured in 6 to 14 Days
Diuggists refund money if PAZO OINTMENT
fails to cure Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Protrud
,Dg Piles First application gives reliel sue
A Question.
Nurse—The new patient in our ward
is light-headed.
Doctor—Delirious or blonde?
FALLING HAIRMEANS
DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
—————
8ave Your Hairl Get a 25 Cent Bottla
of Danderine Right Now—Also
Stops Itching Scalp.
Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair is mute evidence of a neglected
scalp; of dandruff—that awful scurf.
There is nothing so destructive to
the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair
of its luster, its strength and its very
life; eventually producing a feverish
ness and itching of the scalp, which
if not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink, loosen and die—then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tonight—now—any time—will surely
save your hair.
Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store, and after
the first application your hair will
take on that life, luster and luxuriance
which is so beautiful. It will become
wavy and flufTy and have the appear
ance of abundance; an incomparable
gloss t and Softness, but what will
please you most will be after just a
few weeks' use, when you will actual
ly see a lot of fine, downy hair—new
hair—growing all over the scalp. Adv.
He who starts out to meet trouble
has a short journey.
Even the worm will turn—perhaps
into a butterfly.
Ashamed of her
bad complexion
If you, too, are embarrassedby a
pimply, blotchy, unsightly complex
ion, nine chances out of ten
Resinol Soap
will dear it
Just try Resinol Soap for a week
and see if it does not make a blessed
difference in your skin. It also
helps to make red, rough hands and
arms soft and white.
In severe or stubborn cases, Resinol I
should be aided by a little Resinol Ointment.
Both arc sold by all draff**
Don’t Persecute
Your Bowels
Cut out cathartics and purgatives. They ass
irutal. harsh, unnecessary. Trvan.
CARTER S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS
Purely vegetable. Act,
lently on the liver,,
eliminate bile, and,
loothe the delicate^
nembrane of thei
xiwel. Cure,
IniUiilIu,
liliouinrsa.
Carters
■ ITTLE
■ IVER
|PMAS.
iche and Indigestion, as miiliona know.
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRIC&
Genuine must bear Signature
W. N. U., OMAHA, NO. 2-1918.
ANURIC!
The Newest Discovery in Chemistry
| This Is a recent discovery or Dr.
i Pierce, who is head of the Invalids’
Hotel and Surgical Institute at Buffalo,
N. Y. Experiments at Dr. Pierce’s
Hospital for several years proved lhat
there is no other eliminator of uric
acid that can be compared to it. For
those easily recognized symptoms of
inflammation—as backache, scalding
urine and frequent urination, as well
as sediment in the urine, or if uric
acid in the blood has caused rheuma
tism, it is simply wonderful how sure
ly “Anuric” acts. The best of results are
always obtained in cases of acute
rheumatism in the joints, in gravel
and gout, and invariably the pains and
stiffness which so frequently and per
sistently accompany the disease rap
idly disappear.
Go to your nearest drug store and
simply ask for a 50-cent package of
"Anuric” manufactured by Dr.' Pierce,
or even write Dr. Pierce for a large
trial package (10c). It you suspect
kidney or bladder trouble, send him a
sample of your watei and describe
symptoms. Dr. Pierce’s chemist will
examine it. then Dr. Pierce will report
to you without fee or charge.
NOTE. — “Anuric’’ is thirty-seven
times more active than lithia in elimi
nating uric acid, and is a harmless bat
reliable chemical compound that majr
be safely given to children, but should
be used only by grown-ups who actu
ally wish to restore their kidneys to
perfect health, by conscientiously
using one box—or more in extrema
cases—as "Anuric" (thanks to Dr.
Pierce’s achievement) is by far tho
most perfect kidney and bladder cor
rector obtainable.